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My waifu can play the violin what can yours do!?

>> No.1802234
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She can play the skin flute.

>> No.1802238
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1802238

Play the violin.

>> No.1802240
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1802240

Cook.

>> No.1802242
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She has enough time to learn how to play any damn instrument she feels like.

>> No.1802245
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She can't do anything.

>> No.1802246
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>>1802224
> My waifu can play the violin what can yours do!?

mine can actually play the violin!

>> No.1802249

>>1802242

But she's too lazy to actually do so.

>> No.1802252
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1802252

Come back from dying over and over.

>> No.1802254
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>>1802252

Cool, yours too?

>> No.1802255
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She can make me happy.

>> No.1802256
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>>1802249

Says who?

You get bored after millenia.
Boredom makes you pick up new things.

>> No.1802259
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1802259

Kill herself.

>> No.1802262
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Pilot the key to humanity.

>> No.1802265
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My waifu likes to play the recorder, and commit the occasional act of genocide.

>> No.1802269
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1802269

My waifu is an expert at cooking and cleaning. I already learned how to play the violin myself.

And I would play it while she bakes me Christmas tree shaped cookies. Then I would rip off her pink apron and bend her over the kitchen table.

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recorder

>> No.1802288
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1802288

Presence Concealment EX+++
At this stage even in the fourth wall, all forms of information, even to the mind of the very author, they are able to conceal their presence.

>> No.1802296

>>1802262
Your waifu has a penis.

>> No.1802308
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Waifu material waifu is waifu material

>> No.1802310
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She can beat the out of you with a stick.

>> No.1802312
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My waifu can rape and kill. I like her alot.

>> No.1802317
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1802317

Mai waifu is the best class in the game.

>> No.1802320
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My waifu can make your waifu her waifu.

>> No.1802323
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>>1802252
And play the violin apparently.

>> No.1802326

>>1802317
>Mai waifu is the most broke class in the game.
Fix'd.

>> No.1802337
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1802337

Mai waifu is a great artist

>> No.1802355

Raow dawg

>> No.1802369

Hahahaha, i know this is /jp/ and 4chan but goddamn me if this isnt the saddest thing ive seen all day.

>> No.1802377

>>1802369

Oh man, please don't tell all the kids at your lunch table about this when Christmas break is over. I'd be so embarrassed.

>> No.1802381
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>>1802312
Your waifu horrifically murdered my waifu. Your waifu whines a lot.

>> No.1802384
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My waifu can get me saged everytime she's mentioned because she's real.

>> No.1802388

>>1802369
waifu thread?
Welcome to 4chan, you see this not just in /jp/

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>>1802384
Also this
>>1802337

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>>1802384

>saged

Can do!

>> No.1802397
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my waifu can special sweep with ice punch, thunder punch, fire punch, and psychic.
DAMN YOU 4TH GEN, YOU NERF MY WAIFU

>> No.1802396

>>1802394
:3c

>> No.1802422

>>1802397

I do not wish to insult your waifu, but the one thing it appears she cannot do is perform paizuri.

>> No.1802426

>>1802422
Why not? Her tits are big enough.

>> No.1802429

>>1802426

If you take a close look at the picture, you'll notice the space is already quite occupied.

>> No.1802470
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1802470

She can give me nuclear power

>> No.1802507
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>>1802470
Until Raymoo comes along and stops her.

My waifu can see anything going on near water.

>> No.1802513

>>1802422
>>1802426
>>1802429
lol'd

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mai waifu can eat ALOT.

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My waifu likes to watch little girls get raped.

>> No.1802954
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My waifu is about to become a waifu

(me to the left, if you can make me out)

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my waifu ... METAL IS THE LAW!!

>> No.1802995

>>1802990
mas?

>> No.1803200
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Mine helped save the human race.

>> No.1803275
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1803275

She can control an army of dolls with a single hand

>> No.1803288

>>1802234
sage for viral marketing

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1803296

Be kawaii

>> No.1803298

my waifu gets back to the fucking kitchen and makes me a sammich
/thread

>> No.1803301

>>1802954
sauce?

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1803306

My waifu can let the violin play itself.

>> No.1803312
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1803312

My waifu is bipolar

>> No.1803323

>>1802269

And force feed her cookies?

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>>1803298

>> No.1803342
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1803342

My waifu is a bird that can harm people by SINGING.

>> No.1803344

>>1803342
But she is dead.

>> No.1803349
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1803349

My waifu can shoot your waifu... AND play the violin.

>> No.1803391

>>1803344
You shut your horrible lying whore mouth.

>> No.1803915

>>1803349
Your waifu is soon going to become crippled, lose all her memories and then die.

>> No.1803959
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my waifu can breathe underwater

>> No.1803964

>>1803959
What kind of lame-ass ability is thHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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Mai waifu will gun your waifu down in cold blood.

>> No.1803986

>>1803349
How can an artist who pays enough attention to details to draw Beethoven's Sonata for Violin and Piano No. 10 correctly have drawn piano sheet music there too?

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My waifu can make you smile whenever you're sad.

>> No.1804154
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she saved the world

>> No.1804153

>>1804130
Fuck, it's true.

>> No.1804183
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Mai waifu can save me from my hikkimori ways

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1804213

Mine can play the piano, and pass for an elementary schooler.

>> No.1804249

>>1804213
She can play the piano? Fuck yes, that is much more sexy than snare drum.

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