/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for Hellhounds a best

>>17840522
>Dat filesize

Dark Mages a best

>Your parents make a surprise visit when you're in the middle of doing some freaky fetish stuff with your wife
What happens?

>>17840582
I continue pounding her eyesocketpussy.

>>17840582
Firstly, I'd be in the middle of some enchanted woods so I'd be impressed they hiked their lazy asses up there.
Secondly, the house has a door. They aren't just going to barge in and see us 69ing on the floor or whatever.

>>17840582
It's not like I have any weird fetishes. They would just excuse theirselves and walk away like nothing happened.

>>17840582
>"Son, that's not how you hold a hand. THIS is how you hold a hand!"

>>17840582
Wake up and realize you don't have a wife, much less a monstergirl, and never will.

>>17840582
I think I'd be too blissed out from getting milked by manticore tail for six hours to even notice something like that.

Dogger

>>17840633
The thumbnail looks like her leg's just been cut off

>>17840633
Bottomless is pretty top tier.

>>17840633
>12/10 would become a pleasure toy in a heartbeat.

Ohayou, dude! You gotta move over!

walk your dog

>>17840633
>totally not just a fat cow, nope.

>>17840718
i'm going to creampie that fat fox

Did anyone remember it was Miia's birthday yesterday?

>>17840502
Translation never

You come home after a hard day's work and find a hellhound waiting on your bed
What do you do?

>>17838704
It's interesting to see a Hellhound written in a more subtle eerie manner of stalking her prey then plain old rape.

>>17840800
How big of a hellhound is it?

>>17840800
"Get out of here, you mangy piece of -- oh, god damn it! My scrotum!"

>>17840807
The size of the moon

>>17840778
No. Because she isn’t best girl.

>>17840832
Get out giant-fag and take your fetish with you.

>>17840800
What does she look like? What’s her personality like? Who’s her favorite band?
I need more details anon.

>>17840778
Yeah
But monster musume threads being forced into/c/ killed it
I think we should either push for a manga board or a anime generals board if not a mod and janitor overhaul

>October has passed and still no portals

Are you ready for Christmas anons?

>>17840896
I won't be till december first. Try asking then.

>>17840888
>he still believes in portals leading to waifus
Anon. Not even death can give us our waifus. They’re not real. This escapism isn’t healthy.

>>17840502
>If a spider catches you, say "I do."

>>17840888
Is lighting a few candles and jerking off on pentagrams really too much for you? They can't open them from their side without our help from this side.

>What's wrong with my face, bloodbag?

>>17840910
If escapism was good enough for Tolkien, it's good enough for me.
Also Pygmalion got his waifu from the gods so it's okay.

>>17840916
That vampire is a very sloppy eater.

>>17840910
>Not even death can give us our waifus.
Now you are just plain wrong, aren't you?

>>17840917
Pygmalion got his statue waifu to come to life, yes, but after that he realized she had all the annoying traits of the not-stone women he despised. It's supposed to be a tragedy. Or a comedy. Something like that.

>>17840912
Now I just need to think of more spider rhymes for next thread.

>>17840931
To break the spider's curse
Simply quote a bible verse

>>17840896
I'm ready for Thanksgiving.


And Reese's Christmas Trees but that's a whole different story.

>tfw no gazer to do nerd stuff with, like play vidya or tabletops

>>17840857
>What does she look like?
Black
>What’s her personality like?
Black
>Who’s her favorite band?
Black
Sabbath

>>17840946
Stuff the bird!

More off-model monstergirls when?

Writefag here! Give me an idea/scenario for a story involving 3 of your favorite girls and maybe I'll write the ones I like!

>>17840970
A guy spanking a gremlin while a wight and a hellhound are watching from a corner and commenting.

>>17840970
>>17840972
Professional spanking competitions.

>>17840951
This is my adventuring Gazer, I'm sure you can find your own though.

Just watch out for Hydras.

>>17840976
How would that even work?

>>17840980
Like that gensokyo ass festival comic
But
With spanking

>>17840981
Wouldn't it be unfair for the one who get paired with a dragon while his neighbour get paired with a small adorable gremlin?

>>17840982
Life is not fair

>>17840980
You compete in different categories such as how red you can make the butt, how many times you can spank in 3 minutes, etc.

>>17840986
Where do I sign?

>>17840982
It's not a loss if the Gremlin has a fat ass.

>>17840996
Ew, no. Gremlins are supposed to be small, cute, and easy to pick up to carry back to their bed if they fall asleep while tinkering.

>>17841000
Some Gremlins are thicker than others.

>>17841000
And easy to put into whatever type of bondage suspends people off the ground in different positions.

>>17841000
Like Goblins?

>>17841002
If you're into that, I guess so.
I like the mental image of a small gremlin mother trying to scold her daughter, and telling you "do something, you too!" and you stand up, easily towering over them despite being average, and you go "your mother is right".

>>17841005
Yeah, but cuter.

>>17840981
>gensokyo ass festival comic
Where can I find this? Asking for a friend of course.

>>17841009
Exhentai.

Don't read it if you have diarrhea, it spoils it. Speaking from a friend's experience.

>>17840956
Unicorn girl?

>>17841007
>spoiler
That is cute. You know what’s cuter?
Having the mother catch you two while in the Suspended Congress position and her just commenting about how youth is wasted on the young.

Visit the spider lair! You'll never want to leave

>>17841013
>google suspended congress
>find this
Ew

>>17841014
So, they have internet and can order delivery from there?

>>17841014
I visited and I definitely wanted to leave.

>>17841005
I totally would a burnt out, jaded as fuck Gremlin knight who’s seen some shit. I’d make her smile again!

>No tan, red-haired Desert Gremlin that likes to ride her dunerover mech topless
>No goth, bottom heavy Undead Gremlin that likes to shop around her undead city in a spooky spider mech
>No shortstacked, ushanka wearing winter Gremlin that has a group of Automatons running her demonic silver mining expeditions
>No knightly Gremlin that leads a group of equally knightly Automatons while piloting a bipedal knight mech

>>17840918
Tell that to her and she'd either pout or promise to bite you even harder next time.

>>17841034
>No knightly Gremlin that leads a group of equally knightly Automatons while piloting a bipedal knight mech
So something like Giacomo of Miana?

>>17841034
>No crazy Gremlin trying to be John Hammond

>>17841039
Yep, except more like my Japanese ani/m/es.

>>17841053
And with a cute little gremlin on top of it.
Shit, I really want to spank one. Monstergirls in MMD when?

The snow is no place for desert women.

>>17841115
I want to take Nasus and show her snow for the first time.
Would she go full wolfu mode and just roll and run around in it?

Okay, honestly. Monster girls are the first time I ever heard of hellhounds. Where do they come from? I heard about the hound of tindalos, even the Baskerville one, but never the hellhounds.

The Chief God's champion sure has it rough

>>17841132
I'm laughing way too much at this.
I must be drunk.

>>17841132
1000 seems like a lot. 100 seems more reasonable and everything after is a bonus.

What happens to kikis when their master dies? i mean not naturally, might be an accident or due some other caused event

>>17841009
>>17841132
>that even looks like a woman
Oh boy...

>>17841132
>Anything that looks like a women
>Bangs a few MGs and they get pregnant
>Future is ruled over by Hero bloodline super Demon Lord

BAD END

>>17841129
Depends on how you look at it.
Cerberus is a hellhound but with 3 heads.
But according the the Wikipedia page on hellhounds, they come from folklore from central Europe.

Does your elegant MG wife dress in more casual clothes while you both go out anon?

>>17841115
>nasus makes a mini replica of shurima from the snow
>renekton-chan makes a snowman of her sister just so she can decapitate it
>skarner suffers as always
>rengar hunts the local beasts
>xerath plots a crazy way to use the snow to her advantage
>vel'koz seeks knowledge about the area

>>17841132
Wow its like she expects him to knock them up instantly and on the first try,and that's assuming he gets one per day

sounds like a corny plot for a good hentai game

>>17841132
That hmanga has furshit in it.

What monster girl is this? Scraped it from the last thread, didn't get the context. Love the design.

>>17841160
Go away newfag.

>>17841162
;_;

>>17841160
It's a Lich, ignore the other guy.

>>17841160
It's a mandragora

>>17841165
What good has allowing newfaggotry brought to the site in general? The fucker can just lurk or use the MGE wiki as his guide.

>>17841160
that's a wight

>>17841173
>>17841173
>newfaggotry
Why would anyone give a rats ads about that at this point?

>>17841173
Fresh blood stops generals getting stale, especially one that's been around as long as this.

>>17841184
>>17841185
Problem is, the flesh blood we've been getting often posts furry and /d/ stuff and gets away with it.
That, and lurking isn't a herculean effort anyways.

>>17841149
Makes sense, I'm western europe.

>>17841189
Often doesn't mean always, we've had plenty of new people over the years that didn't cause shit and it's not like the regulars are innocent in that regard either.

>>17841189
fresh blood*

>>17841189
Have you considered not being a tool? I asked a simple question, and I very much appreciate the responses.

Why is Wtch Doctor/Dark Mage Amazoness not a thing yet? Shotas need to be snu-snu, too

>>17841206
Don't mind him. That monster girl thread attracts the worst kind of scum. They whine at tumblr pictures, at danbooru pictures, at newfags, at everything that doesn't fit their extremely narrow-minded view.

>>17841206
>image is just a profile Lich with bigger tits and a different outfit
>numerous Lich images were posted in the exact same thread you got it from
It's not rocket science special ed, just lurk.

>>17841210
They already are, by like, half the Encyclopedia.

>>17841210
Because the only Dark Mage art we get is of the profile version.

Gotta fight the flame Lizard
you know you've one when you pin them and they try to kiss you instead of breaking free

Best girl coming through.

I want to design a magic virus that infects succubi and succubi-based life-forms and instills in them an overpowering illogical fear of all forms of sexual contact.

>>17841242
HOW 'BOUT THEM PRICES, JACK?

>>17841160
That’s a Holstaur, can’t you tell by the tits?

So, how clothing can be made for those with "unusual bodies" monster girls?

>>17841264
Too pricey.

>>17841279
𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦

>>17841242
I want a unicorn. But I’m not pure, not after summer camp ‘97.

>>17841283
Well you can get any of the other Centaurs or a Bi-Corn that was unfortunately corrupted by something besides a man.

>>17841292
>unicorn sits down to read a nice romance manga
>surprise NTR
>she bicorns
>sues the publisher and mangaka
>suit gets thrown out, ends up poor and forever alone

>>17841041
>TONIGHT
>Jeremy pets a werecat
>James slays a dragon
>and Hammond eats a mushroom

>>17841316
No anon, it's sinister shit.

Like Druella happening upon a Unicorn and corrupting her sinister.

>>17841316
Imagine how angry monster girls would get about NTR doujins.

>>17841292
>She was so pure and innocent I can't help it!

>>17841339
That pure unicorn could've been someone's fetish! I'm calling the succubi police!

>>17841222
I'll fight the flame lizard that flies. That should teach them a lesson.

>>17841339
MGC Police better do something about this.

why are elves so lewd?

>>17841366
She'll be sentenced to a monster only prison, no boys allowed.

>>17841392
Gay

>>17841414
That's what she gets for attacking the pure.

>>17841385
They aren't, it's just your lewd, corrupted mind.

>>17840986
That is absolutely fucking retarded and you should kill yourself for posting it.

>>17841420
What if instead of spanking his butt when he was born the doctor spanked his head?

>>17840986
That is absolutely fucking brilliant and you should get a medal for posting it.

>>17841448
Stop shitppsting faggot. That's a terrible idea. You know it. Everyone with a non-retarded brain knows it.
>b-but muh spanking fetish
There are better, non-retarded stories that cater to spanking.

Stop shitposting. You do NOT want to make me mad. Trust me.

>>17841459
do you have the power of god and anime on your side?

>>17841420
Maybe you'll stop whining now.

>>17841464
Nah, he's powered by self-righteousness and autism.

>answering a three hours old post just to say he's mad about it
Yeah, I like monster girls too.

>>17841479
Monster girls exist to be dominated.

>>17841486
And be cute.

>>17841486
I used to think otherwise but now I realise the more dominant they seem, the more fun it is to see them fall.

>>17841486
Go away

>>17841472
>autism
Meme.
>self-righteous
Absolutely fucking not. It's a terrible idea for a story. Stories written and shared HERE ought to prominently feature monster girls in ACTIVE roles, NOT IN FUCKING PASSIVE ROLES WHERE ALL THEY DO IS BEND OVER AND THE REAL COMPETITION IS BETWEEN TWO HUMIES THAT NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT.

IT'S FUCKING RETARDED.

>>17841479
>you're not allowed to reply to posts if they're older than some arbitrary threshold
No, THIS is self-righteousness.

In MGE, the thing monster do to disguise themselves as humans is called polymorphing right?

>>17840969
I have an idea for a Wight and Kumiho commission already if I can find the drawfag to do them. The Wight is based on a certain character from a certain game involving clothing and time travel

Why are my posts being deleted? Why is vapid cute-posting allowed, but being critical of ideas isn't?

Stop deleting my posts. Holy fucking shit I've done nothing wrong!

>>17841495
Sure you did.

>>17841521
Maybe if you stopped going off-topic with your autistic rage and your self-righteous behaviour...

>>17841514
polymorph is the generic term for changing something alive into something else alive

>>17841521
Can you just get banned already?

>>17841514
In all due technicality, yes.

>>17841514
Polymorphing would involve magic to (temporarily or not) become human.

>>17841536
Just report and ignore.

I want to marry Druella

>>17841546
I want to introduce my parents to Druella.

>>17841546
I want to spank my gremlin wife often and hard, and have my neighbours asking me while my daughters are misbehaving so much, and then have to explain that they're not the one getting spanked 3 times a day.

>>17841546
I want to marry that White Horn school nurse in Winterstown!

>>17841546
>>17841550
I want to lock Druella up far away from good and pure things.

>>17841321
>Some say he only knows 2 facts about Wendigos, and both are wrong
>And if you listen close, you can hear Gremlins tinkering around in his suit
>All we know is, he's called the Stig

>>17841555
Holy shit that is CUTE! So cute I needed to capitalize that word to emphasize how cute it was!

>>17841546
Good taste, anon.

>>17841555
Please stop. I don’t need to be sad at work realizing I can never hold my white Horn daughteru.

>>17841486
It's been a minute since we've had a big old femdom vs maledom bash. Can we make some sort of attempt to keep things this way?

>>17841546
Bitch I will fight you for bedding privileges with the blackberry fuckmuffin!

>>17841555
That is the most disgustingly adorable thing I have seen in a very long time.

>>17841555
Daughterus that look like 100% clones of the mother are the worst.

>>17841582
He's right though. At least in my opinion.
I like the idea of the Anubis wife deciding everything for you, but you getting in control in the bedroom. There's some balance here that I kinda like for whatever reason.

>>17841530
>off-topic
Where.

Tell me right now where I went off-topic in those posts.

>>17841536
Why do you want me to get banned? I seriously cannot figure out how I did something wrong, so just fucking tell me so I can move on and avoid it in the future.

You people will type posts that do nothing but call me autistic or tell me to get banned, but you won't tell me how I've upset you and/or why I deserve to banned.

>>17841582
Don't reply

>>17841554
Why is she called white horn?

>>17841524
No really, I did. In my case I was a fake femdomfag who liked it due to my lack of confidence/self esteem but changed as I got older.
Of course, most femdomfags aren't like that and genuinely like the fetish but that was just me.
>>17841516
>that spoiler
Do tell.

>>17841606
Sure you did, maledomfag.

>>17841605
It's the name of her species.

>>17841608
Yeah but why?

>>17841606
Wight is based on the trousers of time. I'll let your imagination roam on that one.

>>17841613
They have horns and they're white.
Don't overthink it.

>>17841613

>>17841282
How do?

>>17841618
So you're commissioning a Wight based off of one of Ocarina of Times girls, except she only has a resemblance to the girl instead of literally being her?

>>17841618
Interesting, looking forward to it if you go through with it.
>>17841621
Cog a cute.

>>17841627
Different trousers of time.

I like that monsters are willingly up for surprise sex

>>17841647
I can see a nipple!

>>17841619
>They have horns
Those are antlers

>>17841649
I'll delete it then

Here's what I gather from this exchange:
>call someone/something autistic
No problem.
>explain why someone/something is autistic
Posts deleted/Temp block/Ban.
That would explain why you've all avoided any explanations and haven't been punished while I've had posts deleted and got blocked, all for explaining an opinion.

>you're being off-topic
Yes, NOW I'm being off-topic because it's become apparent that whoever is deleting my posts doesn't give a shit about whether or not my posts are on topic or satisfy the criteria for deletion, since my earlier posts were on topic and he deleted them all the same.

And then I realized lowly janitors like him can't do anything except delete posts, submit ban requests, and temporarily block, and since I've done nothing wrong I've really nothing to worry about. Sure, he'll keep deleting my posts because I hurt his feelings and he wants to treat this place like his hugbox, but no one with actual power would ban me for the inconsequential, innocent shit that I've done in this thread.

So go ahead and keep deleting my posts, janitor. I'm sorry that this is how you get your kicks.

>>17841654
Ant what? Stop speaking burger and speak tea.

>>17841663
Take it to qa

Cooking salamander needs to find the lamb sauce

Does anon have a similar chart for a monster girls?

>>17841669

>>17841669
>>17841670
1
>acceptable

2
>no

3
>NO

4
>Looks anime

5
>fine too

>>17841667
Oh Lord
Are those spats?

>>17841669
>>17841670
https://imgur.com/a/HSKbH

>>17841665
>Antlers are extensions of the skull grown by members of the deer family. They are not true bone structures but they usually grow in symmetrical pairs

>>17841675
Spats are a blessing from the gods.

>>17841675
Yes, it seems they are.
Salamanders would make excellent childhood friends wouldn't they?

>>17841669
1 and 2 are the only acceptable choices. The fur on #2 gives you something to grab onto while she bucks against you like a bronco.

>>17841690

Polt approves.

There is no better monster girl than an Atlach-Nacha who suddenly becomes a kiss slut the moment your dick penetrates her.

>>17841682
Ha, so a rooty-pointy-build-in-woody?

>>17841696
Hug slut >>>>>> kiss slut

>>17841696
If only she wasn't a loli.

>>17841705
Screw you m80 smug lolis are the best.

>>17841705
Not all Nachos are lolis. The spider transformation is whats truly shit.

>>17841702
You're severly underestimate how great a smaller monster girl lewdly reaching for your tongue with hers is.

>Here we see the Baphomet, one of nature's more obscure creatures
>Successful on it's ritualistic "Sabbath Night" hunt, it appears to be escorting it's new mate homeward
>It also appears to have obtained a bountiful collection of food, capable of sustaining it for many weeks
>Though low in nutritional value, they are attracted to the food for it's good taste much like deer to corn
>Researchers have even begun to simply call it "candy"

>>17841705
KC confirmed they come in all body types, buck's nacho was unironically a 10/10.

>>17841712
>>17841750
So I can get one with a onee-san type body?

>>17841755
Yes.

So Moonlight Alraune, since they live in moonlight realms and have no contact with sunlight they cant produce the energy they need to stay in bloom. So they stay in a dormant bulb like state. Well I imagine them to have a bit of bio-luminescence so they glow very faintly until finding a husband who gives them enough energy to go full bloom and light up the forest in beautiful neon colors. Be wary if you wander into the realm and happen upon a dormant Alraune anons, once they wrap their roots and vines around you its hard to escape.

Happy monoeye day, everyone! You guys doing anything special with your cycloptic special ladies today?

>>17841760
>moonlight realms
Don't you mean Undead Kingdoms?

>>17841755
http://mgewiki.com/images/a/a6/Atlach-Nacha5.jpg

They come in any body type so if you want to be berated and bullied by your onee-san only to turn it around on her and fuck her silly, they's totally okay.

>>17841766
No? Just something I saw the thread talk about and I thought glowing Alraune would fit the setting.

>>17841702
Butt slut > all

>>17841771
And suddenly I like Nachos.

>>17841771
I want to be pampered and doted on by my onee-san only to turn it around on her and fuck her silly

>>17841777
Butt slut spider?

>>17841778
Welcome aboard, there's more of that one if you check the wiki gallery too.

>>17841786
>fucking a caring and gentle onee-san silly
I'm so conflicted.

>>17841685
Best MG childhood friends
Great tier:
>Salamanders, Lizardmen, Wurms, Demons, Succubi
Good tier:
>Ghosts, Wights, Dragons, Zombies, Gremlins, Manticores
Bro tier:
>Alps
Shit tier:
>that nine tailed Kitsune who uses time magic to rewrite your past to make it seem like she was your childhood friend

>>17841744
Goddammit I read that in David Attenborough’s voice.

>>17841791
We both know it's what she wants, even if she won't come out and say it

>>17841771
Yes please! Being a hard working husband who loves and supports his toxic spider wife. Coming home from work to a barrage of insults and a home cooked meal. Unsure if I truly did something wrong only to have her turn completely lovey dovey after getting me low.

>>17841761
Baking one a big cake shaped like an anvil because cyclopses are big sweeties.

And She will be my big, strong, soft sweetie

>>17841801
Would you want your Wight childhood friend to insist on you carrying her back home every day?
How would you react to falling asleep on your back one day and murmuring in her sleep that she loves you?

>>17841801
What about Wendigo?

>Return home
>See this

What do?

>>17841760
They're the kind of adorable Yans you just can't say no to.
E V E R.

>>17841761

>>17841801
>Ghosts
I want an oppai loli childhood friend ghost to follow me around everywhere, blossoming into a big busty and cool ghost that acts as my guardian angel/stand/lover when we're grown up.

>>17841546
I want to disobey Druella!

>>17841832
drizzle ketchup and aioli on her body for dipping

goddamn i love that series

>>17841786
>>17841771
>Getting bullied by Onee-san Atlach-Nacha
"Ara. Don't bother struggling, you were looking through my undergarments again."
>She's smirking at you, bottomless and smug as you struggle against the webbings she's used to bind your arms to the bed posts
"I should bite you for that, but I hardly think mother would approve. You're much too much of a virginal twit for that."
>She's holding the thong you'd soiled with your seed, another pair laying crumpled on the floor
>You can't get over how she smells, your onee-san's smile growing even wider
"Hmm..."
>Bends over, letting you see her juicy hips and the puffy lips of her vulva, one long finger gliding up and down, splitting them and letting you hear a wet squelching
"Are you that full of lust that you imagine driving that dirty little peck of yours into me? We're blood related, you know."
>One leg goes up, then the second, as she pulls the cum-soaked thong onto her, sidling up the bed at you
>The idea of her basically STEWING in your seed is enough to send your third leg into an iron armed salute
"Disgusting. A sis-con to the end. Perhaps I should reward you with some service."
>Her mouth wraps around your shaft, and liquid fire goes right down your urethra, capillaries and veins expanding until you have a massive, girthy cock between your legs
>It takes two or three head bobs for you to blow a load of jism into her mouth, your Nacho onee-san sputtering and getting angry, wiping her mouth
"Such a shitty little virgin. Imagine if I'd been any other monster."
>This time, she sucks you off with a web ring around the base of your Johnson, so you don't shoot off without her permission
"Ara~ My jaw's tired."
>There's a sudden release, your arms free as your spider sister lays on her back, pulling her legs to her head, a lustful grin on her face.
"Come on now, pleasure me too. With that big, fat, cock."
>She's absolutely drenched when you take off the thong, and sliding into her is like going into the finest silk. She insults your lack of knowing to aim down and away from the clit, but being as this is your first time she lets it slide.
>The entire time she's stifling small moans as you start out slow, but eventually reach a cadence of slamming into her, trying to break her hips
"N-Not bad for such a dull-ah~rd."
>Your balls are roiling with the want of release, even more so when you finally poke at a small nub that makes her arch her back
"Y-You have to get me off first, idi~ot~"
>Slam, slam, slam. You don't relent, putting your onee-san who always bullies you in a full blown mating press.
>Snap.
>The webbing's broken, and she's heaving beneath you, tears in her eyes.
"Forgive me..."
>On the next slam, you can feel your balls contract, her spider legs and thighs making you go as deep as humanly possible while you drench her onee-womb pearly white
>Drifting off into sleep, she 'ufufu's to herself...
"Poor little brother, you were always the fly in my web~"

>>17841667
We need more salamanders

>>17841832
Let her eat all the fries

>>17841832

>>17841832
Ravage her anus.

>>17841832
i'd show her how to make real fries so she can stop eating that mcdanold dogshit

>>17841821
>>17841834
I'm honestly torn between big strong cyclopes and gentle petite monoeyes.

>>17841832

Lady, you got grease and salt all over my good sheets and you're not even the best girl in your series.

>>17841855
Big strong cyclops are suitable love partners.
Gentle petite monoeyes are suitable onaholes.

>>17841863
She's the perfect Oni for me.

>>17841132
His face in the last panel makes that page.

>>17841855
Take one of each.
I would and would make each as many sweets as the want

>>17841863
Oga is literally perfect, I have been waiting my entire goddamn life for a fun loving, hard drinking, 7 foot strongfat waifu

>>17841855
>>17841864


Just mash some more together.

>Big, gentle monoeye
>Petite, strong cyclops

>>17841863

>>17841872
[x]Marry twice

>>17841644
Professor Elemental?

>>17841863
She's so good with kids!

>>17841841
Stop. I don’t need this boner now.

We need more evil foxes

>>17841841
>those spoilered lines
This is why I love nachos. The moments of sweetness after all the abuse. They're too good.

>>17841890
I want her to stick those nails in me and drain my spirit energy until I cant move anymore.

Is their a tier list for writers?

>>17841890
Would you awaken your dormant ancient evil mistress?

>>17841916
No and it's a dumb idea.

>>17841916
This one is pretty universal

S:
>my favorite writers
A:
>generally accepted great writers
B:
>whatever writers
C:
>shit writers
POWER GAP
F-:
>your favorite writers

>>17841920
Heres mine.
Everyone else>me. Short and sweet.

>>17841890

>>17841919
Depends
I do want evil and lusty pharaoh
A pharaoh so degenerate that she DRINKS Apophis venom and it does nothing but stiffen her nipples, scaring the fuck out of the purple snake

>>17841944
>A pharaoh so degenerate that she DRINKS Apophis venom and it does nothing but stiffen her nipples, scaring the fuck out of the purple snake

This is great

>I do not serve
>I RULE

>>17841916
S
personal faves
A
Sealed great ones that awaken at random
B
comfy guys
C
filler guys
D
Shitters
F
TFT/wiki shitters, grigori, shiggy ect....

>>17841890
Being locked away for 1000 years takes it's toll, it's time to do some stretches!

Then take over the world!

>>17841942
The bigger a fox's breasts, the more evil she is*
*exception for ancient evil foxes who got sealed into lolibaba form

You know, I'm really jealous of people with loli and shortstack waifus. They can do all those super cute and romantic positions, like missionary while hugging. My waifu is too tall, and every time I try to do it my face ends up in her breasts. I can't even hug her properly because her bust gets in the way.

>>17841890
she needs one of those nail cutters

God it's great to see that punaldin and lanternon are alive.

>>17841890
Evil anything is good

>>17841968
Evil maids?

>>17841951
Its actually okay for humans to drink venom
Unless your digestive track is fucked to the point where it can enter the bloodstream, the harmful parts are broken down from stomach acid.

So it would be better if she shrugged of a bite instead of drinking venom

>>17841951
>>I do not serve
>>I RULE
And that's when I get hard.

>>17841968
Evil is fantastic.
>>17841970
Especially evil maids. Think about the blue skinned extreme faction Kikis with black sclera who want help their master grow into their ideal evil ruler.

>>17841954
There's one guy on the wiki I kinda like, did some demonic alcohol and other pseudo offical style entries.

>>17841954
What about people that just use TFT to host shit.

>>17841954
>grigori, shiggy
I feel like there should be a lower tier for these. At least some people on TFT actually try.

>>17842011
>>17842019
>>17842024
I did say shitters, there are good people on both the wiki and TFT
but when they get bad the get BAD

>>17841961
>and every time I try to do it my face ends up in her breasts. I can't even hug her properly because her bust gets in the way.

That doesn't sound like a problem to me.

can dark elves be pure?

>>17842036
Pure evil!

>>17841961
>every time I try to do it my face ends up in her breasts. I can't even hug her properly because her bust gets in the way.
I see no problems with this.

>>17842036
Only if they're cakes and have bushes. Otherwise they're sluts.

>>17842005
Sehterra the insatiable is a fearsome woman, Anon.

Good luck

>>17842033
Examples please

Is KC dead?

We need more stuff about the elements

>>17842057
Yes

>>17842057
Probably not, he's a salary man who still works mid week and normally releases stuff on a weekend.

>>17842034
>>17842044
But I want to have hugsex with her. It seems really cute and nice. And when I hug her, I can only make contact with her hips and breasts instead of her entire body. I can't feel her abdomen at all.

>>17842052
I don't need luck, just a strong pelvis.

>>17841970
>>17842009
Only true evil allowed.

>>17841916
The only thing you need to know is Knuckles, Bollocks, and NegaWalker are the bottom three

>>17842009
>Master is completely oblivious to her evil intentions and just assumes all Kikis act this way.
>”Honey, I’m home!”
>”Oh my benevolent dictator, what did the scum of the earth subject you to today?”
>”We celebrated Mike in accounting’s retirement. The cake was okay and he got a gold watch as a parting gift.”
>”What fools these plebeians be. The should be showering you with affection in the hope of mercy when you make your triumphant rise!”
>”Maybe so. Is dinner ready?”
>”Yes my dread lord. I also reviewed our financials this afternoon. Domination is within grasp! We now have enough to complete operation Shibboleth and hold the president hostage when he visits in one week’s time.”
>”Or, we could take that vacation to Wintersberg. I hear it’s lovely this time of the year.”
>”Oh fine. We do need more allies in the North to support your uprising.”
>”It’s settled then!”

>>17842088
And prime evil?

>>17842060
Think we're going to get variants of all of them the way we did dorome?

>>17842099
Even when trying to be evil, kikis are cute.

>>17842062
What does he do for a living?

>>17842057
No but he must let the world think he's dead
Until he can learn to control the raging spirit within.

>>17842114

I bet he's actually working on making a portal in his spare time if he's not working on the next entry

>>17842060
Earth = sex for the purpose of procreation
Fire = struggle sex where both try to outfuck the other
Wind = ?
Water = gentle caring sex over a long period of time
Thunder = violent one sided rape with over the top orgasms
Ice = passive quiet sex with a big emphasis on body contact (hugs, etc...)

>>17842099
Perfect, although I have to admit I'd try to be everything they wanted me to be.
>>17842108
He wasn't specific but probably normal office stuff.

>>17842125
Wouldn't it be ironic if he held some political office?

>>17842090
Nega was never a terrible writer, he was alright.
He just had a terrible ego with massive posts about his inspiration and writing, without that his only real problem would have been writing endless chapter ones to stories he gave up on instantly after.

>>17842128
Hey now, government officials weird fetish stuff getting dragged out in the open is an American thing, not a Japanese one.

>>17842128
>KC is secretly the Prime Minister of Japan.

>>17842102
How would you even make variants of the other 3 elements? Dorome makes sense since it's just muddy earth and the water one could have some ice variant but what about air and fire? Muddy air and icey fire?

>>17842137
>abe drawing lolis getting fucked by spiders
>the guy at comiket is just his stand in

>>17842139
I’d like to grab some haboobs, if you know what I mean.

>>17842139
I can see two options.
The first would be to just have it not be rooted in the actual elements. So generic corrupted air and fire variants that don't really change from being regular old air and fire
The other would be a air elemental being thunder/lightening, if water is ice there would be overlap with glacies but that could still work, or instead make them closer to slimes, something like honey or nectar. Fire could be straight magma.

>>17842139

well you already have Glacies for ice and arguably thunderbird and lava golem for the rest

>>17842106
Kikis are in definition as harmful as a marshmallow. that's why they are so cute

>>17842077
So you just want a flatty

>>17842166
I guess so, yes.

>>17842153
As a diabetic, I don't know how to feel about this.

Why do gyarus make everything better?

>>17842133
I still stand by the other two.

>>17842184
Just take your insulin and you should be fine.

>>17842079
Good luck, she's not known to quit

>>17842190
I still stand that Knuckles is the Tommy Wiseau of the community. He made something so bad that I read all of it with some drinks and had a good time.

>>17842153
I don’t know about that. If you hurt her master, be prepared for Hell to cower in fear of her fury.

>>17842188
Gyaru bugs just want to have a good time

>>17842139
earth water = mud
earth fire = lava
earth wind = dust
water fire = steam
water wind = mist
fire wind = smoke

>>17842201
>ywn have a prim and proper Kiki who used to be a feared delinquent

>>17842210
I want a sultry smoke elemental

>>17842204
Worst girl, best was the lamprey

>>17842188
Sluts are just too amazing.

>>17842212
Porbably got spanked a lot.

>>17842213

I'd kinda wonder what'd happen if you breathed a part of her or a mist or steam girl

>>17842188
>>17842204
Having fun with a gyaru bug always ends up with you taking responsibility for the dozen eggs you impregnated her with.

>>17842219
boner.jpg

>>17842213
>cough cough

>>17842224
>being made into a single father of an entire brood of bug lolis
This is not what I paid 5c for.

>>17842212
>kiki daughter starts acting delinquent
>tells her mother "you don't understand me at all!"
>pull her aside
>show her a picture of her mother squatting in sweatclothes, holding a bloody pipe
>suddenly, wife's voice from behind you "Oh my, you found that picture."

>>17842227
this doesn't sounds very healthy for your lungs

>>17842227
he means a girl composed of smoke and nothing else.

>>17842227
She shouldn't smoke it's bad for her health.

>>17842213

>>17842231
I wonder caused her to be so violent? Was she childhood friends with her master and got mixed in with the wrong crowd?

>>17842235
>>17842244
I wholeheartedly agree. How do you get her to stop smoking?

>>17842230
You get what you pay for.
Only the fancy 20c gyaru bugs care enough to not work during their risky days.

>>17842259
Buy always having your penis down her throat

>>17842235
>>17842244
>>17842259
I'd actually like a Dark Mage who smokes a pipe like a proper wizard. She's magic, lung disease isn't going to mean shit.

>>17842260
But the danger is part of the excitement. I wouldn't cum half as hard if I knew she wasn't going to get pregnant.

>>17842224
Jackpot. Would marry a gyaru.

>>17842265
>I'd actually like a Dark Mage who smokes a pipe like a proper wizard. She's magic, lung disease isn't going to mean shit.
but she is sending the wrong message to the kids

>>17842271
This. I don’t want my little smoke puffs getting any bad habits from her.

Come to think of it, I don’t think we’ve ever seen daughteru smoke hobos.

>>17842271
We'd live in the middle of the woods on our own. There'd be no kids to give a message to, and the occasions where she wants something weird and shotafies me don't count.

>>17842269
But anon, wouldn't you want to pay to fuck a Gyaru Vamp Mosquito only for her to leglock you and laugh maniacally as she tells you she's not going to stop until you knock her up?
You've gotta watch out for those Gyaru Yanderes anon.

>>17842287
Yes. That's actually exactly what I want. I want to pay her way over market price to be my exclusive onahole and have her go all yan for me because of it.

>>17842250
>kloah girls
Oh boy

>>17841596
Agreed. I always imagined my daughteru coming out with my hair and eye color.

>>17842311
Exactly. They need to have at least some traits of the father, otherwise they might as well reproduce via mitosis.

>>17842144
>”Prime Minister, you’re late for your meeting!”
>”Not now I’m drawing lolis faggot.”

>>17842311
Lol if you and your waifu don't have the same hair and eye color

>>17842270
How do you deal with a dozen gyaru loli bugs?
Left to their instincts they're bound to end up marrying some perverted old man they met in compensated dating, and being too strict with them will cause them to become nerds and top student types.

>>17842318
>nerd gyaru bugs
Save one for me!

>>17842318
>Left to their instincts they're bound to end up marrying some perverted old man they met in compensated dating
That's romantic, it's probably how I met her mother after all.

>So sensitive to ASMR
>Will never get my brain melted by the real thing, spoken simultaneously by my ear and into my soul
Why live? Protip: There's no reason to.

>>17842336
Asmr?

>>17842212
>enjoying a quiet dinner
>suddenly, she's looming behind you
>you can hear her slapping a wooden spoon across her palm
"You're using the wrong fork, Master..."

>>17842340
... Please write more...

>>17842339
you're new here, aren't you?

>>17842336
I'm not sensitive to it, but I find the videos nice and relaxing so I listen to them often.
I envy you.

>>17842336

I hear you. My waifu would be pretty merciless when it comes to ASMR stuff too

>>17842339
google it

>>17842344
It's a strange and addictive sensation, being able to physically feel the things you're hearing.

>>17842336
>waifu whispering sweet nothings and caressing you
Just by thinking about it i'm blushing.

>>17842336
Arachnes are undeniably the best at ASMR.
They can bind you with their web and insulate your place so that you're left completely powerless in a black silent room for her to toy with.
>You will never cum from your Arachne mistress whispering into your ear after hours of constant teasing

>>17842354
Is that what’s supposed to happen? I tried it a couple of times and didn’t feel shit or find it relaxing.

>>17842195
Yeah, that's true. The other is just a passive-aggressive shitheel that writes dog shit, even compared to Bob's weird fetishes.

>>17842317
What does he mean by this?

>>17842314
Yeah, the monster parts and face she would get from her mother. The rest would be a healthy mix.

>>17842363
Dunno, different experience for different people. I just know that being able to feel things in my ear during ear cleaning videos and being able to feel some one blow into my ear is a sublime sensation. Especially when I know it's just my brain trying to interpret sound.

>>17842361
I'm not a big fan of bugs, but I really don't like not being able to move.
Do you think that if I got claustrophobic when a spider started trying to wrap me up, I could permanently scar her?
She'd be like "yeah i'mma rape you" but i'd kick and bite and gouge as much as I could.

Little witches.

>>17842371
Funny, I get that stuff when I talk dirty.

>>17842363
Some people that don't experience ASMR still enjoy those types of videos for the intimacy it brings.
It's not a sexual intimacy either, just the niceness of having someone close to you, whispering in your ear or combing your hair.

Makes sense that it's popular among people who often feel lonely.

>>17842361
Just imagine it anon, stuck in a cocoon of her webbing with your dick exposed as she crawls up on your back and whispers the dirtiest things you could imagine in your ear, occasionally teasing you with nibbles, licks and strokes.
Your vision is obscured so all you have is your sense of touch and hearing to go by.
After hours of teasing she moves so she's beneath you, grinding her pussy against your exposed dick and whispering about how all the potions, poisons and aphrodisiacs she's given you will keep you cumming long and enough to knock her up sevenfold before taking you inside her to the base and giving you the simple chanted order to cum.

>>17842372
All that's going to do is excite her anon. If you give an Arachne a scar she's going to want to break you into loving her pussy even more.
Get ready for her to call you her slut.

yo how do i get this pumpkin wearing skeleton to fuck off

>>17842383
You can't, newfag.

>>17842383
lurk more.

>>17842383
Go the the bottom of the page and change the style to anything other than "special".

>>17842383
You can get him to fuck off all you want but you can't escape the skeleton inside of you.

>>17842389
>Spoonfeeding.

>>17842389
>spponfeeding

>>17842380
Men with weak ears are meant to be spider food.

>>17842395
>>17842401
>Being unhelpful cunts

>>17842404
If he's too retarded to figure out how to change the styles then he doesn't deserve help.

>>17842404
>being a brainlet newfag

>>17842361
I want ASMR from a Kejourou

which admittedly would be similar to what you described.

>>17842404
>>>/plebbit/

>>17842407
>>17842409
>>17842414
Report and ignore the off-topic shitposting. Don't give it (You)s.

>>17842417
Babying new blood will have dire consequences down the line, don't you realize that?

>>17842403
Just imagine seeing an Arachne get heartpupils in all her eyes and start drooling when she notices that your ears are extra sensitive.

>>17842422
Pls go and stay gone, ,,ｋｕｄａｓａｉ''

>>17842422
Report and ignore that retard. Asking how to remove skellingtons is off-topic, nobody should've answered him.