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>> No.17828422

Maids are olev

>> No.17828427

>>17828417
She's so soft and pretty.

>> No.17828434
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>> No.17828435

>just made a thread 3 minutes too late
Kill me.

>> No.17828439
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>This kills the meido

>> No.17828440

>>17828417
Would doing this to a p'orc be considered bullying or loving, or lovingly bullying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAipJYYqDqw

>> No.17828450

>>17828417
Spectral massage the bad thoughts away

>> No.17828452

>>17828434
That bluff wouldn't work on me. When it comes not having sex, I'm sure I could outlast my waifu.

>> No.17828457

>>17828439
how do you fire her?

>> No.17828459

We need mesoamerican girls. Quetzalcoatl, chupacabra, alpaca, were-jaguars, and ahuizotl sound like amazing monster girls.

>> No.17828460

>>17828457
A cannon.

>> No.17828464

>>17828459
>chupacabra
Aren't those just kobolds with bad teeth and an embarrassing skin condition?

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>>17828459
I agree.

>> No.17828475

What do you think about husbands with pleasure runes and/or tattoos?

>> No.17828477

>>17828464
I imagined a sort of beastial vampire that was less haughty and more Amazonian.

>> No.17828478

>>17828475
If you like it, I personally don't

>> No.17828486 [SPOILER] 
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17828486

What's the most pathetic MG related thing you've ever seen?

>> No.17828487

>>17828475
If I remember correctly, pleasure runes don’t work on humans. Having a mofu yakuza family crest or a demon seal is pretty sweet though.

>> No.17828492
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17828492

Tomboy childhood friend Hellhound!

>> No.17828491

>>17828475
I'd rather just use normal magic. The only marks on my body would the ones that wife left.

>> No.17828496
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>>17828486
One that pretends she got pregnant to keep you around.

>> No.17828499
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17828499

Since it's that time of year, how about those Undead Kingdoms?

>> No.17828501

>>17828475
I want a matching tattoo for my waifus womb heart rune.

>> No.17828502

>>17828486
This thread, every week for years

>> No.17828503

>>17828439
>lol I posted it again

>> No.17828511

>>17828439
I want to relentlessly bully my Kiki maido

>> No.17828512

>>17828439
You're really running this into that ground.

>> No.17828515

>>17828512
into the*

>> No.17828519

>>17828464
I thought it was the title of a Baphomet's most-trusted attendant

>> No.17828520

>>17828487
I think they do, or at least they did when druella did one on that one knight chick before turning her into a monster

>> No.17828525

>>17828496
>Needing a reason to keep Tewi around

>> No.17828527
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17828527

Reminder that wurms' low intelligence is only a ploy.

>> No.17828529

>>17828519
How? Chupcabra are from like the last 30 years.

>> No.17828531

>>17828525
>wanting Tewi around

>> No.17828534

>>17828492
Would she give into her instincts and ravish me when I confess, or furiously blush as she stammers about how she never thought this would actually happen and make slow, passionate love to me our first night?

>> No.17828539
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>>17828527
Reminder that Halloween in two days.

>> No.17828543
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>>17828531
Who would want a rabbit sneaking in through their window, whenever she wants?

>> No.17828544
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How degenerate will this be?

>> No.17828545
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17828545

Make sure to watch out for those mouse girls on halloween! They'll bleed your candy reserves dry!
And they'll take more than just your candy if you treat any of them too nice.

>> No.17828550

>>17828544
>those Witch thighs
So thicc pears do exist in the MGE. Mea culpa.

>> No.17828553

>>17828545
Just set some baited live traps, you won't need to worry about them too much after that.

>> No.17828554

>>17828544
Will definitely grumble about it getting translated but not Draconia

>> No.17828559
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17828559

>tfw you have a way too competitive kiki.
>tfw she treats passtimes like life and death scenarios.
>tfw she grew up in harsher environments.

>> No.17828574

>>17828459
Getting drawfaggotry of them wouldn't be hard but good luck getting good writefaggotry of it. Got better things to do than trying to make content.

>> No.17828590

>>17828544
Plenty but maybe not in the way you think. From what I understand its going to be more about the magic items and spells of the sabbath rather then like focusing on the loli stuff. Still might get pretty /d/ who knows

>> No.17828591

>>17828574
Is this a dare?

>> No.17828594

>>17828439
Should replace the text with "I smeared cheetos dust on the back of your maid outfit"

>> No.17828599
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>>17828574
I know we had some stuff of Quetz, but not a lot.

>> No.17828598

>>17828594
>Cheetos Dust
>Not "I smeared the itchy flaky kind of glitter over your maid uniform because I thought it'd look pretty."

>> No.17828601

>>17828594
>Lonely kiki dreams of anon smearing and licking cheetos dust off of her

>> No.17828604

>>17828591
You're free to interpret it any way you want but I'm in no rush personally to rush jack shit because unless it's a Guest story people'll gonna shit on it based on name.

Or, conversely, they can't handle the idea of Cabrakan's massive abs.

>> No.17828606

>>17828604
Who hurt you in the past anon?

>> No.17828609

>>17828606
Nobody but myself.

>> No.17828611

>>17828545
Spending too much time on /tg/ has given me a desire to bully mice and other rodents.

>> No.17828612

>>17828601
What a masochist little Kiki. I wonder how she’ll react when she realizes that her master pees everywhere in the bathroom and has terrible aim

>> No.17828614
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>>17828611
I feel you dude. I'm a pretty submissive guy, but it would be fun to tease a few rats or a couple harem bugs every once in a while.

>> No.17828616

>>17828612
Anon, that's just bad manners if someone else has to clean up

>> No.17828619

>>17828604
Make a new pastebin then. Plenty of us don't give a shit about drama, but if it makes you feel better. Content has been better recently, but there has been some very lean times.

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>>17828612
>Anon, there's a difference between being a sadist, and being a genuine unhygenic pig
>Expect a very cross kiki later on.

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17828639

Are these a relic from the time where Succubi drain men to death?

>> No.17828643

>>17828531
>Not wanting to facefuck her to shut her trap and ravage her to fuck the trolling out of her.

>> No.17828646

>>17828624
This reminds me of that story where a Kiki bites her NEET master and draws blood then licks it to heal it and it shocks him back into being a productive member of society. Anyone remember what this was called?

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>>17828639

>> No.17828659
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>>17828417
Spooky monsters

>> No.17828662

>>17828639
>drains men
>refills mens life force through breast feeding
and the cycle continues

>> No.17828665

>>17828550
We need more official KC-drawn loli thighs. Unfortunately some of the drawings revealed from that sabbath book so far are really off model.

>> No.17828666

>>17828496
>my brother's ex did this to him
Yeah I'll stick with the monstergirls

>> No.17828685 [SPOILER] 
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the chief god. Her wrath is extremely frightening that even nonbelievers pray to her in their time of need. There’s also ares nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The faithful understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these gods, to realise that they’re not just vengeful- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike chief god & ares truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in ares existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the chief god's genius wit unfolds itself on their demon realms. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a chief god tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the lords’ eyes only- and even then I have to demonstrate that I'm within 5 IQ points of her own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

>> No.17828695

Go away Reddit

>> No.17828702

>>17828695
This. We appreciate the effort, but it’s not funny.

>> No.17828703

Day 4, still waiting for a monster girl lower back massage.

>> No.17828704

>>17828650
>im sorry was this your window
>if you let us in we can discuss replacing them
do you let them in?

>> No.17828715

>>17828704
No, there are limits to everything and destruction of my property is one of those. I want Hellwan Cops to arrest them and make them watch as I get snusnu'ed

>> No.17828728 [SPOILER] 
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>>17828704
I mean if I refuse they're just going to break it in while chanting about how I can't escape. Might as well let them in.
Now if it was pic related, I'd start running and pray I'm fast enough to get away before they break out.

>> No.17828732

I really wish I could just stop existing in this reality and exist in one where I could go on adventures and find my waifu.

How about you dudes, would you rather go out and have magical journeys where the perfect girl awaits you in the end or would you rather have her adventure and find you? Maybe you're more of a modern setting person and would prefer to meet her casually?

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>>17825671
>>17825842

"A-again! That was just a fluke!"

>> No.17828745

>>17828732
That depends on the setting I suppose. Adventuring in MGE wouldn't be my thing with all of the grim parts that I don't care for.

>> No.17828753

>>17828704
>let them in
>succubi
This depends which setting they're from. MGE is a maybe at best.
They're also unclothed like savages. So i'm just going to call the police.

>> No.17828758

>>17828743
Paizuri machine.

>> No.17828761

>>17828743
I dust off my N64 and bring out mario cart. I get behind on purpose and blue shell her right before she wins over and over again, taking every game.

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>>17828743
She's going to be my lizard waifu, no matter how many times she tries.

>> No.17828766

>>17828743
Now I feel kinda bad for her, one win wouldn't hurt right?

>> No.17828770

>>17828743
Salamanders are too great. I'm glad this office one is still going.

Would finish by playing mario party with her

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>>17828743
Wait a sec, is that Minotaur and Oni arm-wrestling in the back?

>> No.17828786

>>17828771
Everything is connected. That salamander and her thumb fighter husband are latecanon.

>> No.17828799

>>17828743
>tail wagging
Cute.

>> No.17828801

>>17828786
>thumb fighter husband
>husband
Anon, that's far too sudden

>> No.17828807

>>17828801
My finger slipped. I meant thumb fighter really cool guy.

>> No.17828812

>>17828801
Her body has already accepted him as husband though. She's just a tsundere in denial.

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>>17828534
The latter, preferably. Passionate lovemaking with a hotdog would be great.

>> No.17828820

>>17828812
Nobody can make a choice like that so suddenly.

>> No.17828830

>>17828771
It’s strange. I can hear her shouting Yataa clearly in my head. Why are latenight’s drawings so loud with the right caption?

>> No.17828832

>>17828771
>no beefy minotaur waifu to be your tag partner in la lucha.
I want her to pin me down and remove my mask after every fight we win together before turning my pelvis into metaphorical dust.

>> No.17828833

>>17828743
Who's that mofu on the right?

>> No.17828849

>>17828619
Well another problem is whenever I try to frame out a story it's always a pretentious, sprawling epic rather than thinking in smaller terms for a story.

>> No.17828872

>>17828849
>pretentious, sprawling epic
Hey look, I just lost whatever respect I may have had for you. Now I know why nobody wants you here.

>> No.17828876

>>17828849
>pretentious
Ah yes, the ol' trying-too-hard bullshit. God forbid we get anything other that cute slice of life's.

>> No.17828909

>>17828849
Playing devils advocate, and assuming the other replies are overreacting, I recommend going for it. Even just writing snippets of a longer story can make for a great thing. People would rather read a work in progress than be tempted with a promising premise only to be let down that a writer doesn’t want to do it. In the words of a certain meme lord, JUST DO IT.

>> No.17828916

>>17828876
We don't really have many non SOL stories or greens.
Even Beast is a welcome sight at this point.

>> No.17828920

I'lll say this now before the alchohol takes me too far into its sweet embrace but take care and don't' burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that muscled girls are weak to affectionate counter attacks....Or at least I thin, they are.

Who knows, the drunken ravings of a man may or may not be accurate.

Post hockey beer is best beer

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Ushi onis man

>> No.17828927

>>17828926
That looks terrible.

>> No.17828928

I want to teach the loli Wurm-chans how to buy space!

>> No.17828929
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>>17828761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdRQo2vj3tY
"...!! Y-you didn't..."
"shaking your controller won't help you he-*smack*"
>>17828830
Makes it more lively!

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>>17828920
Word.

>> No.17828936

>>17828929
Cute, although holding back for the sole purpose of getting the better items is fun....although I apparently suck at modern mario cart with its motion controls.

>> No.17828939

>>17828929
Excellent. That sally's gonna get cuddled as an apology.

>> No.17828944

>>17828929
What happens when this happens to her?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=21tAXaXqoBY

>> No.17828949

>>17828926
>Cat Smile
>Lewd licking
This shouldn't make me this hard.

>> No.17828957

>>17828920
Post hockey beer and poutine with a Yeti after the Leafs lose again

>> No.17828962

>>17828949
If I had an oppai loli, she would be getting snuggled quite a bit right now.

>>17828934
Blue onI gonna get cuddled.

>>17828957
>Poutine
I'm not a huge fan of gravies so I'd pass on that, although I'd have a beer or two. >>17828957

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Orange pailoli Halloween Familiar.

>> No.17828997

Remember:
When ordering Chinese take out for you and your vampire waifu, skip the rice and go for the lo mein.

>> No.17829004

>>17828771
Victory Moo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1_nZvxh5kI&t=5s

>> No.17829012

>>17828997
>Tricking your wife into eating food with garlic in it

>> No.17829014

Give me some rapetastic manticore stories.

>> No.17829020
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New super cute wife commisison today.

>> No.17829035

>>17829020
exquisite

>> No.17829037
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>> No.17829058

>>17829014
No, it's the 11 year anniversary, we need rapetastic yellow, kobold stories.

>> No.17829071

>>17828743
>Salamander uses arm wrestling as an excuse to hold your hand

>> No.17829085

>>17829071
>As anon and her hands link, their sweat intermingles and anon's grips her hand like his life depended on it

>> No.17829101

>>17829020

Where do you get your money? Are you wealthy? Are you still skipping meals?

>> No.17829103

Gargoyle doesn't get enough attention.

>> No.17829105

>>17829103
There are lots of girls who get either no attention or get mentioned about once every second or third thread

>> No.17829119

>>17829103
There was a couple of new pictures in the last couple months. That's most than what other girls get.

>> No.17829126

>>17829103
Thunderbirds are in the same boat, despite their popularity at one point.

>> No.17829129

>>17829037
>tfw no masochist Cheshire who isn't satisfied until she can't sit down for a week

>> No.17829150

>>17829129
I wonder how large of a buttplug that cat can take, and for how long.

>> No.17829157

>>17829105

such is the fate of monster girls who aren't hell hounds, manticores, cheshires, kikis or shoggoths

>> No.17829171

>>17829157
your forgetting lich, wright and to a lesser extent, foxes

>> No.17829173

>>17829171
>wright
Phoenix Wright is my favorite monstergirl too.

>> No.17829176

>>17829171
I'm tired of foxes at this point.
That "mofu" thing is a filter word now

>> No.17829189

>>17829173
A phoenix defense lawyer does sound neat. What would her slogan be?

>> No.17829192

>>17829176
How can you be tired of foxes?

>> No.17829195

>>17829189
I unno, but theres something poetic there about phoenixes considering how often the cases look hopeless until the last minute. Something about rising from the ashes of a guilty verdict?

>> No.17829202

>>17829150
The fun is finding her upper limit, and then stepping just beyond it and forcing her to bear with it all day.

>> No.17829209

>>17829192
What do they have going for them, honestly?
Apart from the yakuza stuff, all you see of foxes are people going stupid about fluffy tails or the Korean liver eater
And while that does make sense (People like the monster parts of a girl in a monster-girl thread) its overdone and boring to me.
It doesn't help that there is nothing to talk about in terms of the MGE inari/youko

>> No.17829216

>>17829209
What about the corruption aspect? Being posessed by kitsune bi and eventully becoming a kitsune herself?
Or how about the fack that the inari is suppost to have great DE control?

>> No.17829219

>>17829157
>>17829171
>>17829105
Let's work on that.

Roll until you get a girl that you haven't seen posted lately, then say something nice about her!
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random/#/random

>Lesser Succubus
There's more to her than the before and after pic that gets posted. Interesting how they can be "even more frenziedly hedonistic than their final forms". I wonder how this profile could/should be updated now that the succubus notebook came out? Is the part about human values still valid? What about the fuzz they grow to protect their newly sensitive areas?

>> No.17829233

>>17829219
>Matango
Smells delicious when burning.

>> No.17829242

>>17829209
>>17829216
Kitsune-tsukis are a great species that don't get enough love. Similar to >>17829219 it's interesting how they are the in between stage for monsterization.
>the shrine maidens of the “inari cult” that worships inari as gods sometimes have themselves changed into kitsune-tsuki directly by an inari as a way of getting closer to the inari. In this case, they are trained and educated thoroughly by the inari so that their body and heart grow accustomed to the inari’s desire and demonic energy
Are there any stories about this aspect? This could make for some interesting situations given that, usually
>Normally the kitsune-tsuki live lustfully according to desire, polishing their charm and lasciviousness, they end up as youko-like

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>>17829219
>Nererid
Her physical design is absolutely 10/10. How her legs gradually turn into fins, along with the contrast between her skin and scales are really interesting and alluring aspects.

>"The days spent ascertaining one another's violent, yet gentle, love daily are the happiest days of their lives..."
This is one of the biggest things that speaks to me about the profile, and one of the reasons I love monstergirls so much. They are so unfathomably happy to be with their husband and it's just really heart-warming to think about a couple so happy together.

>> No.17829249

>>17829233
I actually really like Matango, she's a qt.
One day I'll make her popular!

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>>17829209
They're the archetypal monster wife. There's been tales of them, secretly or otherwise, hooking up with humans for ages.
As far as MGE goes they are exceptionally devoted wives, even amongst MGs. Not to mention they can harness and focus DE straight into their husband.

And yes, fluff.

>> No.17829257

>>17828929
I want to see the look on a sally's face when she loses for the 5th time after she bets that each loss equals one daughteru. She wouldn't lose on purpose, would she?

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>>17829219
>March Hare

Easily my favorite Wonderland design. Wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life talkin' dirty to her, and backing it up.

>> No.17829263

>>17829157
I'd say the list of highly prioritized girls is slightly longer, but yeah more or less
>>17829219
>Mad Hatter
The whole casual lewdness thing is actually pretty nifty, seeing as how most monsters even outside of wonderland are displayed as being all in your face about it all the time

>> No.17829266

>>17829219
>Dark Matter
Literal sex bomb.

>> No.17829283

>>17829219

>Thunderbird

It must look impressive when they fly through the air while discharging electricity around themselves for the sake of showing off. Similarly if they happen to play any musical instruments at concerts.

>> No.17829302

>>17829219
>Sylph
They're a breath of fresh air.

>> No.17829304
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17829304

Scribbled summer time yeti

>> No.17829316

>>17829253

Considering Kitsune and Tanuki are known for being tricksters in their folklore, transformation being something both of them can do, I'd say that part about them is something not discussed too often around here. Notably they can transform into humans and have been able to stay that way for years and years or gigantic monsters to scare people

>> No.17829364
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17829364

New grill when

>> No.17829375

>>17829364
You can find what you are looking for at Home Depot.
Excluding sex related stores what type of store would your waifu like?

>> No.17829382

>>17828502
Why you got to be like that?

>> No.17829414
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17829414

Continuing my Halloween story, our noble hero explores a tomb and dissevers that the ancient Egyptians thought about sex a lot.
No Mummy hi-jinks yet but I'll get there soon, just wanted to get this out there because I thought of a neat cliff-hanger. New from line 105
https://pastebin.com/dN713XzH

>> No.17829416

>>17829414
>dissevers
discovers* dammit.

>> No.17829470
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17829470

>>17828417
I just want a good waifu/daughteru/meido who's head I can headpat.

>> No.17829475

Hand-holding

>> No.17829486
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17829486

>>17829475

>> No.17829507

>>17828534
The latter, all the way. Bonus points for doing it to your favorite love song.

>> No.17829532

>>17829364
>>17829375
What would sex with a grill girl be like?

>hot

>> No.17829544
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17829544

>You will never bully an alp for trying to compensate with a huge sword

Feels bad man

>> No.17829556

>>17829532
>Cursed Grill
>Instead of stabbing people like a Cursed Sword, she burns their food and then forces them to eat it
>She's only able to serve a delicious meal when her husband calms her down

>> No.17829561

>>17829219
>Jorou-gumo

She's both the nicest girl and a rape machine depending on the time of day. Also great making clothes.

>> No.17829586
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17829586

So what do you think of a 'Brown Genki Elf Childhood Friend Who Is 30 Years Old But Still A Tomboy And Won't Stop Lying Around His Apartment With Only A Sundress On!'

>> No.17829589

>>17829586
I'd ambush her with my trusty squirt-gun just like I did when I was a kid.

>> No.17829592

>>17829247
Succubi of the sea deserve much more love than they actually receive.
Imagine the bliss on the face of a Nereid as she shows you your new home under the sea.

>> No.17829594

>>17829592
Tell me all of your aquatic ideas. I may end up using them.

>> No.17829607

>>17829594
Ryugujo hasn't been used or discussed much, and that's where all the undersea fun occurs.
Other than that you also have the different sea levels all with their interesting properties.

>> No.17829615

>>17829586
>his
Anon

>> No.17829625

>>17829586
Tomboys only wear sundresses on their fire date with their childhood friend.
That elf is completely hopeless if she tries that hard to make Anon notice her feelings.

>> No.17829640

>>17828364
See for yourself : https://videos.usatoday.net/Brightcove2/29906170001/2013/06/29906170001_2491975936001_thumb-db81b751898a3d14350f4a5047004c44.jpg
Imagine this as a monstergirl, big, fluggy, and cuddly.

>> No.17829645

>>17829625
>You will never go on a date with a tomboy MG
>She will never show up in a pretty Sun dress
>She will never tell you it's because she thought you liked girly girls
>You will never tell her you love her the way she is only for her to rip the dress of revealing her spats and tank top

>> No.17829662

>>17829645
Tomboys should wear revealing tank tops with a sport bra underneath, but knowing monster girls they'd probably do without it.

>> No.17829669
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17829669

>>17829615
Dude can't help it if he's thinking of alps while talking about a "brown genki elf tomboy childhood friend".

>> No.17829670

Ordering a Kikmora to take a break and sit next to me while I pet her and caress her face and head!

>> No.17829718

>>17829669
Stroke the tail!
Make them wail!

>> No.17829732

>>17829718
Just watch out for rape alps.

>> No.17829742

>>17829732
So alps?

>> No.17829746

>>17829732
>>17829742
Stop talking about Alps, they're terrible and they never finish what they start.

>> No.17829748

>>17829742
arnt they subs?

>> No.17829750

>>17829742
Rape alps fight back and call you a faggot while you have a contest to see who can out-hate-fuck each other.

>> No.17829753

>>17829750
That's a challenge I would accept.

>> No.17829797
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17829797

>>17829414
And continued from line 137.
I had this fancy vision of an Amnesia-style game of cat and mouse in the dark tomb but I suck so it didn't turn out too spooky.

>> No.17829798

>>17829750
How big can they get?

>> No.17829813

>>17829750
How big can they get?

>> No.17829823

>>17829813
As busty and curvy as you like. They are taking in heavy amounts of your 'spirit energy' daily after all.

>> No.17829838

>>17829823
Who would outbully the other?
A tall lanky alp? Or a /fit/ manlet?

>> No.17829849

>>17829838
Hard to say, who has the better grappling stats?

>> No.17829862

>>17829640
What the fuck
Did you leave the cow in the dryer again, anon?

>> No.17829863

>>17829849
Manlet, but the alp has basketball tier arm length.

>> No.17829867

>>17829862
You don't find it cute?

>> No.17829869

>>17829823
Kinda makes me want to 'lose enough times that she ends up too busty and with too wide hips/thick thighs to counter attack properly.

THEN I break out the manticore venom

>> No.17829872

>>17829867
Not him but a holst that floofy would get snuggled

>> No.17829915

>>17829640
>Foxes hate her, learn how you can get you hair this fluffy with three easy steps

>> No.17829928
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17829928

Hayai!

>> No.17829929

>>17829304
That Yeti is out of season!

>> No.17829941

>>17829928
What is that thing he is holding? I don't speak gaelic runes.

>> No.17829967
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17829967

>Wake up
>Open thread
>Get spooked

Son of a bitch, the only thing scarier is knowing that Wonderland Centaur is coming soon.

>> No.17829975

>>17829967
Never ever.

>> No.17829977

>>17829941
A piece of juicy fruit

>> No.17829983
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17829983

Always love an nurture your Zombies, because a tall thicc Zombie can evolve into a tall, even thiccer Wight.

>> No.17829985
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17829985

>>17829967
I want to ride on Hecarims back while she stomps all over the other champions.

>> No.17829994
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17829994

We need to go deeper.

>> No.17830008
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17830008

It's finally her time.

>> No.17830013
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17830013

>>17829985
It confuses me that someone would go to the trouble of converting all those monsters into monstergirls when there are a ton of monstergirls already present in the game.

>> No.17830023

>>17830013
>poor little humie girl came to the wrong neighborhood

>> No.17830025

>>17830013
I want to breed Shyvana.

>> No.17830027

>>17830008
She can never be THICK she will always STICC.
TOO FLAT GO HOME

>> No.17830028

>>17830027
That's discrimination against skellies you fucking racist

>> No.17830031

>>17830027
but anon i'm ok with flat!

>> No.17830032
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17830032

>marry ancient evil
>you have to guess her likes,habits,and all information alike due to them being a one-of-a-kind type of MG

Not sure if its worth it anons

>> No.17830037

>>17829219
>Sphinx
There is one thing about her that is unique, is that she can reapply her curse mid-coitus

>> No.17830038

>>17830032
no anon she's worth it.

she's always worth it.

>> No.17830042
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17830042

>>17830013
>Man questions having more monster girls

You can never have enough monster girls anon.

>> No.17830044

>>17830027
>TOO FLAT
Not possible.

>> No.17830051

>>17830032
>"So, uh, what kind of things do you like?"
>"Crushing my enemies and seeing them driven before me."
>"..."
>"...And cuddles, I guess."

>> No.17830055

>>17830028
i'm from the Lich supremacist i care not about skellies
>>17830031
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

>> No.17830058
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17830058

>>17829994
You got it.

>> No.17830059

>>17830032
It's worth it to see her smile.

>> No.17830061

>>17830027
Clearly you've never heard of being big boned

>> No.17830064
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17830064

>>17830025
But anon the sex will drain you

>> No.17830067
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17830067

>>17830008
I've often wondered how the actual Skeleton parts of other members of the MGE Skelly's species are proportioned, because there's now way a purely symmetrical Skeleton exists.

>> No.17830076
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17830076

>>17830042
Your goat is far too thick sir. She's supposed to more on the slender side.

>> No.17830119

>>17830067
Is her mons pubis blushing?

>> No.17830123

>>17829929
Maybe she's in Australia, it's about to be summer

>> No.17830128

>>17830119
Likely.

>> No.17830137

>>17830064
Don't worry buddy. After a few sessions dragon laying becomes a normal thing.

>> No.17830140

>>17830013
Delicious LoL girls

>> No.17830149
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17830149

>> No.17830150

>>17830149
That old hag is horrifying.

>> No.17830154
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17830154

>>17830149
How cute. I'd make sure to keep her filled with babies.

>> No.17830159

>>17830013
Shyvana is clearly the best league of legends MG though I do admit that I'm a slut for Elise and other humanoid arachnes.

>> No.17830167
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17830167

Prepare to be spooked...Into an Undead Incubus!

>> No.17830177

>>17830167
This image is ultra outdated.

>> No.17830184

>>17830167
An anon died waiting for it. Poor guy.

>> No.17830185

Is it wrong to fantasize about fucking female reptilian overlords?
Like she would just look at you as cattle.

>> No.17830188 [SPOILER] 
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17830188

>>17830177
Not spooked yet?

Then face the spookiest image yet!

>> No.17830192 [DELETED] 

>>17830188
>Scaleyshit
Fuck off.

>> No.17830193

>>17830188
By the way, why do skellies like to head pat knights?

>> No.17830195
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17830195

>>17830185
>>17830188
There is absolutely nothing wrong with loving strong, overprotective reptilian girls.

>>17830193
Is there a pun behind this?

>> No.17830196

>>17830185
Yes but that's what makes it hot.
Same thing with vampires, you are just a slave until you become a incubus, which would take long since you are not actually having sex.

>> No.17830197

>>17830013
Why is lux in there? Boy maker meme?

>> No.17830201 [DELETED] 

>>17830193
>>17830195
>being furries

>> No.17830203

>>17830188
Disgusting.

>> No.17830206

>>17830008
One day Skeleton will receive an upgrade species and it will either be pushed to the side like Phantoms or become one of the most popular species like Wights.

>> No.17830207

>>17830197
To show the inferiority of pitiful human bosoms

>> No.17830212 [DELETED] 
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17830212

>>17830201
Well, I am a filthy degenerate.

>> No.17830213

>>17830197
Don't you see the difference between them, it's supposed to show the human female inferiority.

>> No.17830217

>>17830076
I never understood why people call Ezreal gay. He's a bishie and he's likely the most popular boy between girls in that setting.

>> No.17830223
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17830223

>>17830192
>>17830201
>>17830203
>Can't take a joke
>From a game with 90% MGs
>While 4chan is in Spook mode no less

The only MG you guys could ever get is /lit/bird since all the others would find you boring.

>> No.17830228 [DELETED] 

>>17830223
>my offtopic anthroshit is just a joke guys!
I saw your excuse coming from miles away. How about you fuck off forever, newfag cancer.

>> No.17830229
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17830229

>>17830228
Woah, calm down dude.

>> No.17830231 [DELETED] 

>>17830223
It's not like there's a global rule against that sort of content outside of /b/ and /trash/ or anything.

>> No.17830233

>>17830228
>Reinforces Anon's point

Take a chill pill. Maybe look at a picture of a Yeti hugging Anon or something.

>> No.17830237 [DELETED] 

Report and ignore.

>> No.17830236 [DELETED] 

>>17830229
>that filename and cunty behavior
I guess that newfag shitter with booru filenames I saw autists complain about is actually real.

>> No.17830242
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17830242

Be careful when pulling a trick on young Dragons.

>> No.17830243
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17830243

>>17830236
Sheesh, relax.

>> No.17830245

>>17830195
It’s a reference to this comic.
https://imgur.com/gallery/9304m

>> No.17830247
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17830247

>>17830217
>I never understood why people call Ezreal gay. He's a bishie
Literally answered your own question as efficiently as possible.

>most popular
If by that you mean most raped, yes. Let's not forget how many of the girls in that setting are thirsty psychopaths.

>> No.17830252

>>17830247
But bishies are not gay

>> No.17830254

>>17830245
Huh, I never actually saw the whole thing before

>> No.17830255
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17830255

>>17830242
Been a while since I've seen that comic. To answer your question, they're greeting the skeleton inside the knight.

>>17830242
They grow up so fast, don't they?

>> No.17830257 [DELETED] 

>>17830243
>tumblr
>still defending a furfag

>> No.17830261
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17830261

>>17830242
>>17830255
Too cute. Stop posting that cute.

>> No.17830268

>>17830257
Did you read the full file name? He's making fun out of people for sperging about file names.

>> No.17830269

>>17830252
No, but we call them so to feel better about them being the ones getting assaulted and not us

Now that I think about it, ever notice how in Japan it's the big muscular men that are stereotyped as gay but in the west it's the small effeminate ones?

>> No.17830270
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17830270

>>17830261
What about this cute?

>> No.17830271

>>17830268
Sshhhh, let him embarass himself, it's hilarious.

>> No.17830272

I hate Halloween

>> No.17830274
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>>17830261
Are you "monstergirls are for fucking, not cute" anon? I stand by my position: monstergirls are fucking cute.

>> No.17830275
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17830275

>>17830270
EVEN WORSE!
I want to hug her tight.

>> No.17830277

>>17830257
I'm laughing at you really hard right now

>>17830268
You shouldn't have told him, nigga

>> No.17830279

>>17830277
Also theres the fact that latenight doesnt have a tumblr that i know of

>> No.17830280
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17830280

>>17830242
Be careful with small dragons tricking you.

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>>17830257
>he deleted it

>> No.17830286 [DELETED] 

>mod removes people complaining about furfags breaking the rules and not the furfag post
So this is the power of nuchan...

>> No.17830287 [DELETED] 

>he deleted it to hide his shame
I don't have an image in my MG folder with a girl laughing hard enough to go with this and it saddens me

>> No.17830288
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17830288

>>17830279
In case you didn't know, he does have a Twitter now, in addition to his semi-regularly updated imgur archive.
https://twitter.com/latenightdraws

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>>17830287
>he deleted it, AND blamed the mod
Fucking pottery.

>> No.17830295

>>17830284
What kind of mosnters would Chie and Yukiko be?

>> No.17830297

>>17830288
Man, LN's witch is such a cutie. She has comfy flying witch vibes.

>> No.17830299

>>17830280
10/10 would be bamboozled by.

>> No.17830308

>>17830288
That's a big cat.

>> No.17830311 [DELETED] 

>delete posts complaining about a global rule being broken
>don't delete the anthro shit

>> No.17830319

>>17830274
No, I'm the "loli monstergirls are for spanking, not for being adorable".
I like spanking cute girls.

>> No.17830321
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17830321

I've taken a census of my Latenight folder. The results are as follows:
>Succubi + Demons 67++
>Yetis, Wendigos, Yuki-Onna, and White Horns 57
>Foxes 45
>Kikimora 42
>Ryu and Shirohebi 25
>Anons + Penguins 24+
>Anubis 24
>Cheshire 21
>Mindflayer 20
>Mantis 19
>Dragon 18
>Raccoons 17
>Wurm 15
>Oni 11++

(++) indicates more than 3 images classified under Miscellaneous or Latenight canon. I'm genuinely surprised though, I thought he had a thing for Fat Oni Tats.

>>17830297
She is, isn't she? I wonder if she does deliveries for Kikis.

>>17830308
>>17830308
>>17830308
>>17830308

>> No.17830325 [DELETED] 

>>17830311
I don't think anthro stuff ever gets napalmed unfortunately.

>> No.17830328
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17830328

>>17830319
That's a position I can respect.

>> No.17830332

>>17830321
>>Kikimora 42
We need to pump those numbers way up.

>> No.17830336

>>17830328
That's a nice, round butt here.

Can I marry a small monstergirl, spank her nice every night, and hug monsterdaughter?

>> No.17830345

>>17830332
Kikimoras should be humble maids who don't ask for more than their master's happiness.
How would a kiki react when upon discovering Earth she sees hundreds of depictions of her species. That's how you get a dom kiki.

>> No.17830353

>>17830345
They'd react with tact, grace and private freakouts.

>> No.17830359
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17830359

>>17830336
>spoiler
That is your minimum obligation under The Waifu Act of 2017 § 107, 17 U.S.C. (2017). In order for you to qualify for subsidised manticore venom and raging shrooms, you will need to spank her bottom red, keep it red for at least 16 hours a day, ensure she is filled with your cum for at least 12 of those 16 hours, and give 3 upsies per month to daughterus below the age of 10.

>>17830345
>humble maids turning dom from publicity
If anything, they would kyaa loudly and hide behind their mastah. It's too much for them to be acknowledged for performing their humble duties.

>> No.17830366

>>17830359
>keep it red for at least 16 hours a day, ensure she is filled with your cum for at least 12 of those 16 hours, and give 3 upsies per month to daughterus below the age of 10.
Where do I sign?

>> No.17830379 [DELETED] 

>>17830311
The janitor that deleted every post complaining about furry being posted in the thread and even went as far as to ban request me: Could you please explain to the thread why you did everything but you actual job and left the content ACTUALLY BREAKING GLOBAL RULES up:
>>17830188
>>17830188
>>17830188
>>17830188

>> No.17830380
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>>17830366
Right there, on the marriage certificate. You may be required to deliver additional spankings and impregnations if your wife has put such terms into your marriage contract.

>> No.17830389 [DELETED] 

>>17830379
Not the first time this has happened.

>> No.17830393 [DELETED] 

>>17830389
Lets make sure it's the last time.

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Octomaid, the only maid who can dust 8 things at once.

>> No.17830401 [DELETED] 

>>17830389
I've also recently gotten banned for pointing out the cancerous newfag OP trying to change the thread to "Monster Girl General" with editions, and for telling people posting monsterboys to fuck off.

I guess it's the time of the year again where the janitor actively tries to destroy the entire community by explicitly abusing his power to protect off topic shitposters.

>> No.17830403

>>17830398
>translation never
Also, only two stockings?

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ALLAHU ACKBAR

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>> No.17830414 [DELETED] 

>>17830408
At least post lolis

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>>17830414
Ok

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>> No.17830424

So it's it the same guy who just got fucked by mods?

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>> No.17830427

>>17828876
>>17828872
God forbid I use that in the context of over-thinking or adding characters that would completely unnecessary unless further world building happens.

I'm pretty sure nobody would care about a woman- turning-into-an-Ushi-Oni's daimyo or bushi father taking his vengeance out on the fucker who introduced the blood to her as part of a political play between Zipangan clans.

>> No.17830429 [DELETED] 

>>17830424
Nope.

>> No.17830431 [DELETED] 

>>17830424
No, I don't know why somebody is just dumping porn now. And it seems nobody has approved the ban request yet, but I'm sure they'll find plenty of excuses especially now that I've publicly announced what's going on.

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>>17830429
Forgot an image it seems.

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>> No.17830439 [DELETED] 

At this rate you're all gonna be CEO

>> No.17830441 [DELETED] 

>>17830438
You've just confirmed that you're from /monster/.

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Do you think Manticores enjoy halloween more than most monster girls? It's pretty much a license to scare the shit out of people.

>> No.17830443

>>17830380
Signing it. Honeymoon's gonna be fun.

>>17830398
>stockings on the tentacles
Why am I laughing at this? Why is it so hilarious to see?

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>>17830441
Oopsie, did I now?

>> No.17830445 [DELETED] 

>>17830432
How do we know this isn't just the janitor false flagging to get an excuse to ban these threads, like they've already done TWICE on /a/ so far?

>> No.17830447

>>17830427
Sounds neat, but how would you work in more Zipangu MGs? Off the top of my head I would go "small clan's onna bushi got caught in a Kitsune-Tanuki conflict, father goes ronin and gets assistance from Ryu shrine to take vengeance", but again I'm not sure how you feel like doing it.

There's also the matter of his daughter. Is she just a wild beast now, a distant shameful motivation in the background, or is she very much centre stage?

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>> No.17830453

>>17830442
It's a Sabbath Holiday though I guess Manticore's deliberately spooking people makes sense too.

The real question is what the hell do sea ladies do during Halloween? I mean Shark Halloween would be terrifying but I doubt there's really a market for trick or treating underwater.

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>>17830443
I'm disappointed that there aren't MORE stockings on that Scylla meido. Enjoy your honeymoon, and don't spoil the daughterus too much.

>> No.17830458

so anons when the portals open would like to be transported to zinpangu, the mist continent or good old europa.

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>> No.17830462

>>17830458
The underdark. My waifu awaits me.

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>>17830454
>don't spoil the daughterus too much
I refuse. I'll spank the mother as hard and often as I can, then I'll fuck her equally as hard, and I'll spoil the FUCK out of our cute daughters.

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>> No.17830473

>>17830447
She's center stage given that the infection is rather slow, taking years instead of hours or days due to the minute amount of blood introduced into her body.

So while she could be, say eighteen, the most that's happened to her so far is her right arm being a leonine paw/claw and horns with a corpse-like pallor. But, that also means she already perceives herself to be an Ushi-Oni so simple tasks as going into other rooms is kind of a challenge since she thinks she has the spider badonk but it still mostly human.

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>> No.17830478

>>17830462
Wouldn't that be unsafe? I think it's best to be teleport ed onto shore and the make your way down. That way you can get Poseidon blessing before you go to the underdark.

>> No.17830480 [DELETED] 

Tbh I didn't expect to last even half this long

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>>17830453
>sabbath holiday
Loli manticores would be in their element then.

Sea monster girls likely pop up to the surface and ask sailors for stuff or visit the local coastal town. I don't think sea bishops have it in them to be spooky though.

>> No.17830485 [DELETED] 

>>17830480
To be expected since the scaleshit has been left untouched for an hour.

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>>17830480
Whoopsa

>> No.17830488

>>17830458
Id like to start out in the mist continent. Then I'd travel around the world.

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>>17830485
Fair point

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>> No.17830500

>>17830478
I meant the underdark caverns where the Chaos girls creep, although I guess ambient pressure is still a problem. I would just ascend slowly after retrieving my wife.

>> No.17830501

>>17830453
I'd imagine they'd be more religious fundamentalists. They'd probably stick to stricter observances of All Hallow's Eve and All Saint's Day, with prayers led by the Sea Bishops. Depending on worship, it'd either be aquatic sexings in worship of Poseidon or loving hand-holding sexings in the missionary position in worship of Eros.

The local Shoggoth community would probably invite the kids to trick-and-treat though.

>>17830458
Toss-up between Mist Continent and Zipangu: Mist Continent because I speak the language, but Zipangu for sheer choice of superior ladies.

>>17830473
That's an...interesting way to look at monsterization, although I can't fathom why her spatial sense would be screwed up so badly.

Tell us more about her father/daimyo. Will he go ronin or get permission from the daimyo to do so? I also can't really imagine a daimyo going off on an epic quest for one of his bushi, when he can just have her commit seppuku to cleanse the shame or exile her. On the other hand, the father can't just go off on his own frolic, so he might have to go ronin or at least get permission to go off on his own.

What about the villains? Are we looking at other MGs or a primarily human cast? How would they fit in?

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>> No.17830518 [DELETED] 

>>17830494
>tumblr nose

>> No.17830522 [DELETED] 

>>17830480
At this point it's clear it's entirely on purpose. The janitor deleted a bunch of posts and ban requested people for telling shitposters to fuck off while leaving the shitposts up, and didn't delete posts about him fucking up even though that usually gets instantly nuked.

And now """"mysterious"""" porn spam for no apparent reason, that doesn't get deleted? Looks like somebody is trying to do the same thing they originally did to these threads on /a/ and to EMG threads on /a/ later on. Add to that the janitor has been recently outright enabling faggotry and refused to delete stuff like monsterboys, even when it was practically outright gay porn with visible bulges.

>> No.17830523 [DELETED] 

>>17830518
The fag's also into gangbang shit.

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Where the fuck are the mods lol.

>> No.17830531 [DELETED] 

>>17830522
I legit wish Hiro was here.

>> No.17830533 [DELETED] 

>>17830522
If shit goes tits up were do we move?

>> No.17830534 [DELETED] 

>>17830509
The pussy is all wrong, the fur should obscure it the way a normal bush would

>> No.17830535 [DELETED] 

>>17830523
Nah I just grabbed a bunch of random images. Also I'm not a mod, although it is VERY suspicious that it's been this long without a response, unless literally nobody is reporting

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What's the best monstergirl for trolling?
And I don't mean "just replace the faucets before you take a shower", I mean "changes all your friends' genders without them knowing just to fuck with you".

>> No.17830539 [DELETED] 

>>17830533
I'm planing on just moving to /monster/
It's the best option even if it's shit.

>> No.17830542 [DELETED] 

>>17830536
You're not very good at damage control.

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Stop eating my images dammit.

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So anyone played that demon game? Does it even have porn?

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>>17830539
>not making your own board

>> No.17830550 [DELETED] 

>>17830542
Mmm? What are you on about?

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Seriously fuck off with NSFW shit.

>> No.17830561

>>17830545
>demon office game
Was it ever even translated or released?

>> No.17830565 [DELETED] 

>>17830522
>, even when it was practically outright gay porn with visible bulges
What are you talking about? I only remember monsterboys headpats with only visible torso

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Talking about lewd stuff is okay.
Directly posting lewd isn't.

That manga is pretty meh, but that scene where he bullies a catgirl is very nice.

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>> No.17830574

Aw, neat. 4chan updated themselves to their Halloween theme. That's neat.

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>>17830574
I'll give you a fright

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>> No.17830577 [DELETED] 

>>17830575
>>17830571
>>17830569
please don't post the shit part

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MY GRANDPA'S DECK HAS NO PATHETIC CARDS, MODS
BUT IT DOES CONTAIN THIS
THE UNSTOPPABLE EXODIA

>> No.17830589

>>17830561
Released last comiket

>> No.17830595

>Janitor wakes up
Kek, like watching a baby put in time out

>> No.17830605
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Big
Busty
Blonde!

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>>17830595
Eat Fresh™

>> No.17830607

>>17830605
Just how I like them.

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>>17830605
Needs wings.

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>>17830605
But are they needy vampire blondes?

>> No.17830618

>>17830605
>Shizuno
>that girl from Jitsu no Watashi
>Dio Brando
Why are all vampires blonde and adorable?

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Is it over? Can we come out now?

>> No.17830622

>>17830608
I have mixed feelings about vampires, on one hand they are graceful, elegant and hot, on the other they treat you as an inferior slave until you become an incubus which could take years since they refuse sex and only drink your blood.

>> No.17830628

>>17830618
White haired Vampires are better. Shame there isn't fanart of a white haired MGE Vamp yet.

>> No.17830631

>>17830501
>although I can't fathom why her spatial sense would be screwed up so badly.
To show the deterioration of her mind.

>Will he go ronin or get permission from the daimyo to do so? I also can't really imagine a daimyo going off on an epic quest for one of his bushi, when he can just have her commit seppuku to cleanse the shame or exile her. On the other hand, the father can't just go off on his own frolic, so he might have to go ronin or at least get permission to go off on his own.

Daimyo served the Shogunate. Dunno about the rest of it because none of that was the original intent.

>What about the villains? Are we looking at other MGs or a primarily human cast? How would they fit in?

Again not really sure about this part because it was originally a smut short.

>> No.17830634

I need all your skeleton girls stat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3JWi6Sdmcg

>> No.17830639

>>17830622
I enjoy the thought of it taking a while, there's something really nice about thinking that I earned her respect over time.

>> No.17830640

>>17830628
White hairs are for wights.
Just like red butts.

>> No.17830643

>>17830622
>refuse sex
Poison their food with garlic and let them rape you then!

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>>17830640
Wights have assorted haircolors.

>> No.17830645

>>17830640
They don't have flowing blood and can't get red swollen posteriors because of this.

>> No.17830650

>>17830622
I think I'd rather rope myself then get caught by one then. I don't see where the appeal is, but to each their own i suppose.

>> No.17830651

>>17830643
do you want Dhampir daughters anon?
because that's how you get Damphir daughters.

>> No.17830654

>>17830645
I was going to post a picture of a horrified man, but for the sake of preserving pictures, I won't.

So pretend there's a picture of a horrified man screaming at the camera.

>>17830644
White goes best, though.

>> No.17830658

>>17830644
The contrast between snow white skin and black hair is strangely appealing, specially on a wight.

>> No.17830660

>>17830644
>assorted haircolors.
>no red-headed Wight waifu with freckles with a rural fiefdom
>she will never join the Zombie and Ghoul farmers in collecting the harvest and caring for the livestock
>she will never teach you a thousand recipes and songs about demon realm potatoes
>she will never teach you to steal the neighbouring Titania's lucky charms

>> No.17830671

>>17829375
Antique store. It's like a lost and found to her.

>> No.17830673

>>17830660
>collecting the harvest and caring for the livestock
Killing plants and leaving animals to rot shouldn't be hard.

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Hellhound with two heads > Normal hellhounds

>> No.17830687

>>17830673
Rude! Even Undead have to care for the crops properlym if only for their husbands.

>> No.17830689

>>17830677
Why must horrible butterfaces be so common in MGE fanart?

>> No.17830691

>>17830689
I actually like their faces.

>> No.17830693

>>17830650
MGE vampires aren't very appealing to me, either. They're no different from most IRL girls with high standards for wealth.
If I absolutely had to find an MGE girl, I'd throw myself at any slime before letting myself be captured by a vampire.
Alternatively, I'd just find a non-MGE vampire.

>> No.17830701

I watched two episodes of Dog Whisperer so I am more than capable of taming hellhounds.

>> No.17830705

>>17830644
>>17830658
I was originally planning on going with red hair and a black dress for her but I'm glad I went for black hair in the end.

>> No.17830706

>>17830687
And if their husbands are undead why care? Maybe buy fresh meat and fruit from outside once in a while, but rotten stuff along with undead mushrooms are the best for them.

>> No.17830711

>>17830677
Have to agree with the other guy, not a fan of those faces. Reminds me a lot of /d/ and hentai foundry stuff.

>> No.17830714

>>17830705
Let her have some ghost claws next time you commission her you dork, preferably in any other color aside blue like purple perhaps.

>> No.17830716

>>17830711
Actually got my posts on /d/ deleted for not being hentai, so they massively cracked down on western stuff.

>> No.17830720

Ok thread, here's the deal. The portals open and you get to have your perfect waifu. Her personality, likes, dislikes and fetishes are all exactly to your ideal specifications, but her species is unfortunately not your top favorite. Instead her species is now a fusion of your second and third favorite MGs; what was your first choice and what is she like now?

>> No.17830728

>>17830720
So instead of a Vampire she's an Amazonian Dark Mage

>> No.17830731

>>17830720
So instead of being a ushi oni, she's a gremlin/wight.

She's still getting spanked 3 times per daily.

>> No.17830739

>>17830658
>snow white
>wight with black hair
Snow White is a casual compared to a wight, her skin isn't even literally as white as snow.

>> No.17830742

>>17830720
>Dragon wife
>Salamander and Griffon
>Together they make a dragon
I win in the end after all.

>> No.17830744

>>17830720
>Lich
>Now demon Wight
I'm not gonna complain.

>> No.17830750

New girl in two days

>> No.17830751

>>17830689
I dono man. It just apears to be something that happens a lot with western MGE art.

>> No.17830754

>>17830720
>Kikimora+Wendigo hybrid instead of Kobold
So a loving, spooky snow-maid? I bet the inside of her coat would be the comfiest place ever.

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>>17830720
>Nureo wife
>Kikimora/Oni
A demure, muscled, dog bird with horns? Well fuck yeah!

>> No.17830758

>>17830677
Which one's Rosey Grier

>> No.17830759

>>17830714
Was planning on it, them being left out in that one was a communication error between me and the artist.
>>17830750
Please don't get my hopes up.

>> No.17830763

>>17830758
... what?

>> No.17830764

>>17830720
>Jinko/Dragon instead of Lich
Did I just get the Swolest mg ever?

>> No.17830765

>>17830750
Is it going to be the wonderland centaur?

>> No.17830768

>>17830764
>where do you work out?
>in the library

>> No.17830769

>>17830720
>was dragon
>now shirohebi - dragon zombie
All i can say is yes, this is yes. Yan Dragon Zombie Lamia is something i never knew i needed until now.

>> No.17830771

>>17830720
>Kiki persona
>Shog/March Hare

Oh shi...

>>17830763
Reference to 'The Thing with Two Heads', about a white guy (Ray Milland) who's head gets surgically grafted onto the body of a black man (Rosey Grier)

>> No.17830772

>>17830765
No it's probably a remake, I bet it's matango this time. the best way to not be disappointed is to have low expectations.

>> No.17830773

>>17830720
>Lich
>Pharaoh Ryu
Oh my.

>> No.17830774

>>17830771
Ah, I've never heard of that movie so that would explain a thing or two.

>> No.17830776

>>17830772
It was a remake last time though, it's likely something new.

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>>17830628
Here,have one anon

>> No.17830788

>>17830780
Needs wings and Elf ears.

>> No.17830789

>>17830780
looks slightly starved

>> No.17830790

>>17830720
>Wight is #1
>Anubis and Lich are second and third
I have so many questions.

>> No.17830793

>>17828743
You know? I have a warrior girl fetish but I always saw Salamanders and Lizardmen as unattainable picky bitches, so I kinda just pretended they didnt existed. Seeing this pics of Salamander getting waifued by challenging her to alternative non combat challenges is making me see her in a different light.

>> No.17830796

>>17830793
>unattainable picky bitches
Wow, rude.

>> No.17830801

>>17830720
>dragon personality
>apophis/hellhound hybrid body
Mere female grape dog?

>> No.17830802

>>17830720
>Vampire is top
>Dragon and Lilim are two and third

I expect a super smug dragon

>> No.17830807

>>17830720
>First was lilim
>End up with a Cheshire-Demon fusion
Send help

>> No.17830815

>>17830793
>girl has a preference
>makes them picky
If an anon wanted to marry a succubus but a matango wanted to marry him would he be a picky asshole too?

>> No.17830826

>>17830720
>Top favorite is Elf-Wight
>After that is Vampire
>After that is Wight
>Waifu is now a Vampire-Wight
How does that even work?

>> No.17830832

>>17830826
She has spooky ghost teeth now.

>> No.17830836

>>17830832
I like this, like a ghostly sub-breed of vampire that's double undead with ghost teeth and ghost wings.

>> No.17830841

>>17830621
No, you should buzz off

>> No.17830854

>>17830807
>Personality of a Lilim, Demon and Cheshire all in one.
>Lewd infernal catgirl who can teleport and who wants you to sign your soul over to her.
Have fun with that semen demon anon.

>> No.17830860

>>17830826
She pulls you close to her and uses her ghostly claws to sap your strength while she rides your dick and drinks your blood.

>> No.17830872
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17830872

>>17830677
>>17829470

TWO HEADS?!

THAT'S DOUBLE THE PATTING POTENTIAL!

>> No.17830873

>>17830860
But isn't that just a wight who discovered my blood-play fetish? Ehh, is vampirism technically a blood-play fetish? Not like I want her to cut me and coverherself with blood, since that's tantamount to playing with your food and smearing yourself with mashed potato or something.

>> No.17830876

>>17830872
>Hellhound with two heads
>Pet both heads at the same time
You're on to something there anon.

>> No.17830878

>>17830872
>Forcing headpats
Oh fuck off already

>> No.17830884

>>17830720
First is and always will be Holstaur
Second and third are Troll and Yeti.
I'm not super imaginative but I know one thing, I'm getting cuddled and loved whether I like it or not, which I do.

>> No.17830897

>>17830873
It is when used for sexual.

>> No.17830901 [DELETED] 
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>>17830878
*Notices head*

OWO What's this?

*Pat Pat <3*

>> No.17830906

>>17830897
I feel like the ingesting of some one else's vitality is inherently sexual.

I mean even if we were in a completely casual setting without any romance, I'd still get hard if a vampfu sat in my lap and leaned in real close to suck my blood

>> No.17830908

>>17830701
>Laughing_Flaming_Bitch.jpg

>> No.17830913
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17830913

>>17830878
Nope. Head rubs are the best way to secure the affections of a mershark.

>> No.17830919
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17830919

I think I'm a slut for glowing eyes and sharp teeth
Why is that? Is it instinctive?

>> No.17830923

Delinquent maid team!

You piss them off? They'll break into your home while you're at school and clean up your house! Then make you a warm dinner right and leave right before you come home to mess with you!

>> No.17830926

>>17830923
That would actually piss me off. My house is a mess for everyone but I know where my stuff is. If someone touches something, I get lost.

>> No.17830928

>>17830919
>Glowing nails.
Do her teeth glow too?

>> No.17830929

>>17830801
Maybe the Anubis that serve the apophis are more aggressive like hellhounds than usual

>> No.17830933

>>17830919
>more ugly western shit

>> No.17830945

>>17830878
What's wrong with affection anon? Headpats aren't really that different from a kiss on the cheek or a hug.

>> No.17830946

>>17830926
>>17830923
>Kikimora Sentai Team trying to be helpful to random people but fucking it up everytime.

>Alternatively, Kikimora Delinquent Gang trying to be rude, destructive and counter-productive but fucking it up because of their instincts.

>> No.17830947

>>17830919
It means fearboner

>> No.17830949

>>17830926
Yeah, I have a similar form of autism. I understand.

>>17830928
I don't think that would look good. A glow coming from the back of her throat though I am all in favor of.

>> No.17830964

>>17830933
It's the shit you deserve, fag.

Also portals aren't happening.

>> No.17830973

>>17830964
>portals aren't happening
That does it faggot if it requires a sacrifice I'll find where you live

>> No.17830977

>>17830964
>portals aren't happening
Time to start working on the colony ships then

>> No.17830980

>>17830946
>Kikimora Gang decides to take over a district
>attack a shop at night
>break the glass
>then one of them starts absent-mindedly to pick up the glass shards, because "imagine if a kid fell on these!"
>they remove the vitrin entirely, making sure there's no shard anywhere
>then they bring a new one, more resistant
>and end up cleaning up the shop
>owner comes in the morning, doesn't even notice the difference
>they wonder why they're not feared

>> No.17830989

>>17830906
Well, if you're weird like that then it's pretty sexual, but it's not supposed to be that way. Even in a non mge setting I'm sure a vampire would notice if your blood started to head down there and something poked her from bellow.

>> No.17830993
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17830993

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.17830995

>>17830815
But anon, thats THE definition of picky. We can debate if its being a bitch/asshole. But we cant debate if that is being picky because, well, it is.

>> No.17831006

Blood play is a patrician fetish that only the enlightened can enjoy.

>> No.17831011

>>17830989
>Vampire gets sick and tired of all the blood in your neck fleeing her
>Next time she feeds she sits on your face and bites your dick, immediately growing wet at the deluge of blood
H-hot.

>> No.17831016

>>17831011
And if you cum you'll have an eternaly smug and haughty vampire mistress.

>> No.17831021

What if I find vampires super sexy but am also severely hemophobic to the point that getting blood drawn makes me faint?

>> No.17831023

>>17830545
I tried the demo, it was just breast grabbing with a side of hand holding and headpats
>>17830561
No translation yet

>> No.17831026

>>17831021
She'll beg a Nightmate and a phantom to tutor her in illusions and dreams, so that you can still have a good time even when you faint.

>> No.17831030

>>17830815
Yes, I would be a picky asshole too and Matangos have every right to call me that and not like me.

Ideally though, it is my headcannon every guy and girl finds his/her desired mate and there is some sort of meta force that keep incompatible people aside to prevent heart breaks. So Matangos would never have to deal with a picky asshole like myself and I would never have to deal with Salamanders-Lizardmen that do have such requirement (or somehow I would never find them attractive even if I saw them, despite my warrior girl fetish) and instead I would only fight those that can be waifued with things like videogame competitions and thumb wrestling.

>> No.17831033

>>17831023
>not yet
Aww....
>headpats
Giving or receiving?

>> No.17831034

>>17831021
You should get a girl that looks like a vampire but isn't.

>> No.17831038

>>17831021
Don't worry anon, vampires can be very gentle. They might tease you a little bit by drawing out the process and making it seem like she's going to do it before pulling away at the last second, just to enjoy the look on your face. She still needs to be fed though, so it'll happen still. Eventually.

>> No.17831039

>>17831033
Giving

>> No.17831044

>>17830720
Fundamental problem here is my top three are all Slimes. It doesn't change much.

>> No.17831049
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17831049

so /mgg/, what is your monster girl waifu dressing up as for Halloween? my holstaur is gonna be a spooky vampire

>> No.17831050

>>17831030
>videogame competitions
>The salamader you're going for is a speedrunner
Rest in peace anon, he never got good.

>> No.17831051

>>17831039
>Giving
I should've worded that better who is giving the headpats? Its probably not the demon and im going to be disapointed aren't i?

>> No.17831059

>>17831049
>Hello, I'm here to make you feel uncomfortable while playing this game around friends and family members.
>I can read your muscles!
>purified hydrogen ooga booga
>Let's gooooo!
>*sluuuurp*

>> No.17831070

>>17831059
>What did he mean by this?

>> No.17831078

>>17831051
Yea, you're patting the demon

>> No.17831079
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17831079

viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

>> No.17831084
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17831084

>>17831049
Either as a bunnygirl or as a dragoon.

>> No.17831087

>>17831079
Scared by what? A flying paizuri window?

>> No.17831089

>>17831078
>Yea, you're patting the demon
Onlydisapointment.png
>>17831050
>got good.
Did she speed run dark souls? I bet she went for DEX like a faggot.

>> No.17831093

>>17831089
DEX has the best looking weapons.

>> No.17831094

>>17831049
Shog going as a mindflayer
Because batesian mimicry

>> No.17831097

>>17831079
I want to see that pailoli Ghost get upgraded into a Phantom.

>> No.17831098

>>17831049
She is going to go as the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge
In Del Ray on Jefferson.

>> No.17831104

>>17831059
Go a way vamp

>> No.17831106

>>17831049
The costume she'd wear for me would probably be a different one form the one she'd wear when we take our daughteru out trick-or-treating. The one she'd wear in public would probably correspond with whatever character from whatever show our daughteru is going as, so either a magical girl or an evil magical girl/witch antagonist-type.

In private with me though she'd dress up as Asuna from SAO, or maybe Hermione form Harry Potter.

>> No.17831107

>>17831089
She went for world record strats. Be careful though, showing that you are salty will only make her smugger.

>> No.17831121
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17831121

I've caught a Jiangshi!

>> No.17831123

>>17830980
Cuuute.

>> No.17831134

>>17831121
Hug, fug, rub, or release?

>> No.17831135
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17831135

In the spirit of the season, lets talk about something that some in here consider to be really spooky...

>> No.17831140
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17831140

>>17831135
...Half-breeds, Fusions, and Hybridizations.

>> No.17831147

>>17831140
What about dino damage ?

>> No.17831151

>>17831147
Too spooky.

>> No.17831156

>>17831134
Ask for a 'trick' or 'treat'.

>> No.17831158

>>17831123
>they assemble again
>"people aren't respecting us, we should totally burn some cars"
>"yeah, and smash some shops"
>one of them look at her watch
>"I'm sorry, I'll have to leave, my master is coming out of work, I have to start cooking."
>"Oh, me too!"
>they disband

>> No.17831162

>>17831050
I can get good in Vgs and have the Salamander to train me, that would be fun. As long as I dont get rejected, its cool.

>> No.17831169

>>17831135
>>17831140
Most of the maidens just make me sad. I just feel really bad anytime someone brings them up.

>Fusions
Iove those. What hybrid would you do if you could?

>> No.17831170

>>17831135
>>17831140

She's the only one of the Fallen Maidens I just didn't like, honestly. Daily interaction with her pre-monsterization sounded like a huge pain in the ass, and her post-monsterization design doesn't appeal to me. Even Mimiru sounded like less of a pain in the ass to be around.

>> No.17831186

>>17829985
>>17830013
>>17830076
I like when monstergirls from other settings are mentioned without having a shitstorm.

Are draenei monstergirls?

>> No.17831192

>>17831169
Are Ushi-Oni considered a fusion by themselves?
They are like a cow-spider-oni(-succubus) thing.

Most Monstergirls are technically half-succubus already in MGE.

Probably something to maximize her current stats.
If I want something to cuddle with? Something big fused with something very gentle and something very fluffy to maximize cuddling potential.
Like a Minotaur-Dormouse/Kikimora-Weresheep/Kobold.

>> No.17831198
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17831198

>>17831151
>Too spooky.

>> No.17831201

>>17831121
>Jiangshi waifu hopping towards her husband when he gets home.
>He just holds a hand out and stops her foward movements.
>She just hops in place with her arms out still trying to hug her husband as he takes off his work shoes.
>Lowers his hand and she hops closer and wraps her arms around him welcoming him home.

>> No.17831207

>>17831186
>Spoiler
I think they are but some people here get has a fit since they are in technicality, alien.
Because when it comes to fantasy, having a race from another world makes them ayy lmao regardless of how stupid that is. It's not like the Orcs re from another world too, but nooo, they came through a portal, so that makes it completely different.

>> No.17831238

>>17831158
>all the maids are under the same master
>they don't know it because they always meet up in various disguises
>occasionally argue over whose master is the best, completely unaware they are all telling stories and comparing the same guy.

>> No.17831242

>tfw no Sakuya kikimora

>> No.17831248

>>17831238
There would be a competition of cleansing.

>>17831242
Given what I saw of Sakuya, I would be worried for her kids.

>> No.17831254

>>17831238
>>17831158
"I wonder why do they all always leave at this time of the day..."

>> No.17831266

>>17831242
>tfw no Anne Bonny and Mary Read Kikimoras

>> No.17831283

>>17831201
Awwwwwwwww. I'd let her hug to her undead heart's content and warmly rub my arms against her back for hours without a word. Cute wife, lovely wife.

>> No.17831293

>>17831135
>>17831140
OMG so much better as a human

>> No.17831294

>>17831293
>OMG

>> No.17831296

>>17831293
>Human
Anon, I hate to break it to you but she's an Elf.

>> No.17831297

>>17831242
>tfw no Kirumi Kikimora

>> No.17831304

>>17831242
>tfw no shinki lilim
It upsets me how no one remembers such a great 2hu.

>> No.17831306

>>17831296
Wow you're stupid.

>> No.17831308

>>17831293
>OMG
Newfags need to be purged.

>> No.17831312

>>17830720
>Pharaoh is my favorite
>Otohime and Titania chimera instead
My dick is won't go down! She's too perfect! Suga Mama and Playful Onee-San just fuse to well.

>> No.17831314

>>17831186
Yes, there just isn't much in the way of good art for them

>> No.17831319

>>17831306
Anon, the literal point of her character is She's a Werewolf/Elf hybrid when she gets corrupted.

>> No.17831329

>>17831304
I remember her, mostly because I want oyakodon

>> No.17831333

>>17831304
>tfw no Yukari ?????-monstergirl

>> No.17831338

>>17831201
But does he put his hand on her forehead or on her big juicy bluebs?

>> No.17831339
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17831339

>>17830919
>Not even a true flaming demon with a hell portal throat or nethers

>> No.17831340

>>17831319
Technically a Half-Half-Elf Half-Human Half-Half-Werewolf-Half-Succubus.

>> No.17831345

>>17831333
Diamond Trumpart.

>> No.17831358

I had this strange thought about a kiki trying to hatch an egg, I mean they are part bird after all.

>> No.17831364

>>17831339
Fuck off with the shitty artwork already goddamn.

>> No.17831368

>>17829020
Do you have a zip file with all of your gazer pics?

>> No.17831370

>>17831329
Oyakodon with her and alice is god tier.
>>17831333
Arch Smoke Hobo. She's technically a leader amongst the youkai and the harem aspect could apply to ran and chen.

>> No.17831374

>>17831338
Depends on the mood he is trying to set.

>> No.17831375

>>17831370
>Arch Smoke Hobo.

That is pretty perfect

>> No.17831379

>>17831340
>Half-Half-Elf Half-Human Half-Half-Werewolf-Half-Succubus
>All staffed with dick

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>>17831340
wat

>> No.17831383
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>>17831364
Oh, I could do far worse.

>> No.17831387

>>17831170
Was her story ever translated?

>> No.17831392

>>17831381
She is the daughter of a human man and a elven woman, making her a cross-breed.

Then she got claw'd by a werewolf (and since all Monsters in MGE are technically half-succubus, that's make her one as well).

So she's Half Half-human Half-Elf...
and Half Half-Werewolf Half-Succubus.

Four Halves!

>> No.17831398

>>17831392
Or, you could stop treating her like Ichigo Kurasaki and just refer to her as a Werewolf, formerly Human-Elf hybrid.

>> No.17831403

>>17831398
>stop treating her like Ichigo Kurasaki
how did he end up at the end of the manga?
I know he was reaching clusterfuck with the vizard thing

>> No.17831407
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17831407

why would a vampire need pointy ears like an elf?

>> No.17831408

>>17831403
He was basically a little bit of everything.
He's human, his dad was a Shinigami,
his mom was a Quincy and becoming a Vizard made him part Hollow.

>> No.17831409

>>17831407
To watch her blush and stutter as you rub them, of course.

>> No.17831411

>>17831403
If you were to take his blood genetics into consideration, Ichigo was the following:

1/2 Shinigami (Human false body)
1/2 Quincy (His mother, apparently)
1/4 Visored
1/4 Hollow

His entire schtick at the end of the manga was that this entire time his fucking weapon based on what should of been his soul was really part of the soul of Quincy Hitler and his ever-evolving moustache that I swear got bigger based on his power levels.

>> No.17831415

>>17831407
To cut people

>> No.17831419

>>17831392
>and since all Monsters in MGE are technically half-succubus, that's make her one as well
Hi Stretch Armstrong.

>> No.17831420

>>17831411
I'm still mad on how it ended

>> No.17831422

>>17831419
>>17831398
It's true tho.

>> No.17831428

>>17831420
The thing that pissed me off the most was Yhwach's power was literally the power to LARP and deny people's attacks. You know what I mean.

>> No.17831430

>>17831314
The blueberries, you mean? I guess so.

>> No.17831431

>>17831411
Stopped following when he went to the death gods land. I guess I missed one hell of a wild ride.

>> No.17831445

>>17831407
To deceive men by posing as easy rapebait then showing their true form when they get near her

>> No.17831444

>>17831431
https://imgur.com/a/kS0wD

Behold, an actual page that happened roughly 75% into the manga.

>> No.17831446
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17831446

Do you prefer dogs...

>> No.17831451
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17831451

>>17831446
...or cats?

>> No.17831464

>>17831411
That sounds like that one manga with the demon girl that gained werewolf and i think vampire powers as well

>> No.17831476

>>17831451
doggos are best, cats are too nimble to get FULL SWOLE.

>> No.17831490
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17831490

>>17831476
>cats are too nimble to get FULL SWOLE.

>> No.17831511

>>17831106
Oh hi KDF.

>> No.17831518

>>17831476
Jinkos though.

>> No.17831524

>>17831464
I think you mean sword from kurohime
She was a "death angel" then she gained the vampire and werewolf powers to kill kurohime
It didn't help

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17831528

Well, the dancing skeletons on my screen tell me it’s Halloween. Time for this dead writefag to rise from the grave and terrify you with a story that is in no way based on a popular horror franchise:
The Testing Phase: https://pastebin.com/yZufmQAW

It’s about a Gremlin and her Automaton servant performing a horrifying, poorly thought out procedure on an unwitting man. Also, it’s my first attempt at trying third person, so hopefully I haven’t ballsed it up too much.

Tags, for those who want them: (Gremlin, Automaton, nsfw, horror movie parody)

>> No.17831544

>>17831490
>>17831518
I'm not saying they can't be muscular, but the impression they give is different. The Dog seems like it could break trough rocks while the can seems like it could do some sick gymnastics. The dogs swole is RAW POWER, while the cat's is controlled.

>> No.17831550

>>17831528
Tell faggocks to shut up in the circlejerk for me

>> No.17831553

>>17831518
I'm not sure I would consider jinkos cats. feline sure, but not cats

>> No.17831558

>>17831446
Canids lend themselves better to the swole aesthetic.

>> No.17831569

>>17831446
Even tho I know it's impossible in the mge setting I fell like a cat would betray me for fish, so dogs all the way for me

>> No.17831576
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17831576

We need more motivation monsters then just the fairy
Like happy wurm that has a slogan on her t-shirt

>> No.17831579

>>17831528
Oh shit you're alive, gremlin content too. Happy to see.

>> No.17831580

>>17831558
I agree.
I want big, buff dogs and big, soft cats

>> No.17831583

>>17831490
What a cute cat

>> No.17831591

>>17831528
That was pretty nice there friend, mildly funny and a neat ending. Well done!

>> No.17831594 [DELETED] 

>>17830188
That is anthro
fuck off to /trash/

>> No.17831604

>>17831576
I like salamanders. I wish I had one to cheer me up and drag me places and comfort me if I failed saying that next time I'd get it.

>> No.17831620 [DELETED] 

>>17831594
Evading again?

>> No.17831628 [DELETED] 

>>17831620
Evading what? The fuck are you on?

>> No.17831643

>>17831576
Everytime I forget this exists, somebody posts it.

>> No.17831667

>>17831576
No monster can motivate me to do anything. I'm just a sad sack.

>> No.17831668

>>17830677
Can I get full image without cens?

>> No.17831688 [DELETED] 

>>17831620
Why would you even try to defend that image?

>> No.17831689

>>17831668
No.

>> No.17831698

>>17831668
Sure. I threw in the rest too.
https://imgur.com/a/J9ib9

>> No.17831710

>>17831698
>https://imgur.com/a/J9ib9

Hot dawg.

>> No.17831720

>>17831698
>Double headed blowjob
Now that's what I'm talking about-

>> No.17831722

>>17831698
Advanced blowjobs.

>> No.17831727 [DELETED] 

>>17831688
>implying calling you out on your hypocrisy and ban evading means defending it
I pity the narrow-minded fool.

>> No.17831730 [DELETED] 

>>17831727
I don't really know what you're talking about. I saw anthroshit and I called it out. I actually can't ban evade, I have a static IP.

>> No.17831744 [DELETED] 

>>17831730
Yet you have a new IP, so either you skimmed through the thread until you found THE post you were going to answer to, or you're a liar who evaded a ban.

In both cases, your first post here was literally just to whine about something you didn't like.

>> No.17831749

>>17831698
Even hellhounds cant resist playing with balls when she sees them. They really are just hot dogs.

>> No.17831762 [DELETED] 

>>17831744
>Yet you have a new IP, so either you skimmed through the thread until you found THE post you were going to answer to
Yes, I was scrolling through the thread and saw that, and I felt the need to call it out.
>something you didn't like.
Something violating the rules, actually.

>> No.17831765

>>17831528
Fuck, my two favorite girls, written by my favorite wrotfeg. Good shit. Glad to see that even the dead rise on hallows eve

>> No.17831767 [DELETED] 

>>17831762
>everything I don't like violates the rules
Wow. Autistic AND retarded.

>> No.17831776 [DELETED] 

>>17831767
You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

Read veeeeryyyy carefully, anon.

>> No.17831785 [DELETED] 

>>17831767
>anthroshit
>not being against the rules

>> No.17831793 [DELETED] 

>>17831767
He's totally right in this case.

>> No.17831794 [DELETED] 

>>17831776
>>17831785
>off-topic replies
>flames
Okay, so you're allowed to violate the rules, I see...

>> No.17831803 [DELETED] 

>>17831794
>if you see something rule breaking you should just ignore it
Fuck off. Also, you are being awfully defensive of one scaleshit image.

>> No.17831812 [DELETED] 

>>17831803
And you're awfully autistic in your rage.

>> No.17831816
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17831816

Flat or Fat?

>> No.17831823 [DELETED] 

>>17831812
>if you see something rule breaking you should just ignore it

>> No.17831825

>>17831816
>tumblr filename
Oooh boy.

>> No.17831835

>>17831825
>Missing all of the other pictures with Tumblr filenames that have been posted.
Stop being a babby and answer the question.

>> No.17831841

>>17831528
Drugging people is still shit no matter how it happens. Well written but could have been fine without the ending. 1/10.

>> No.17831845

>>17831841
What if you drug them with their consent?

>> No.17831849

>>17831835
What question?

>> No.17831853

>>17829748
They turn into generic succubi, so I assume they can either be nice and subby or lewd and seductive or outright rapey just like any old succubus can not like I've been thinking of writing a story of one but to hesitant since the threads kinda hate them

>> No.17831857

>>17831849
He clearly asked "fat or flat", dumbass.

>> No.17831861
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>>17831845
Winners don't do drugs.

>> No.17831865

>>17831845
It’s fine, only if everyone involved knows about all possible effects and is in a clear state of mind when they consent. At that point it’s not “drugging” someone but them taking it.

>> No.17831876

>>17831841
Dammit, that didn't even occur to me for some reason. Thanks for the comment though, I'll try to keep that in mind for next time.

>> No.17831887

>>17831816
BIG

FAT

ELF

TATS!

>> No.17831889

So pleasure runes and tattoos, can they be activated through a voice command? For instance, a monstergirl uses magic to put pleasure runes on her husband and the markings will only appear and activate when she says a certain word or phrase. So its like a reverse safe word.

>> No.17831925
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How well will you deal with your live in Centaur ward after the portals open anon?

>> No.17831932

>>17831889
I imagine there are all sorts of fun ways to use them, maybe it'll get expanded on in world guide 3. Though yeah, I reckon he more mistress type monsters do that.

>> No.17831947

>>17831925

About the same as usual really

>> No.17831977

>>17831925
As long as she lets me ride her when we go on walks on my off day then I have no complaint. Unless she starts to let herself go and the place smells like a barn.

>> No.17832006

>>17831925
My life would be pretty similar, but she’d have a hard time keeping me from being physical with her. I’d love to hang on her, lie down on her, sleep with her, etc. Her body would just be so much fun to play with. Of course, I’d let her play with mine to if she wanted. What better way to learn about each other than to explore each other’s bodies.

>> No.17832010
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17832010

New grill when, it's been a while already

>> No.17832017

>>17831925
Well, I'd need a bigger house as mine was built for short people.

She'd need to start making money if she wants to live comfortably with me.
Other than that, she'd be OK living there so long as she keeps herself and the place kinda clean.

Pudgy centaur is good for snuggling.

>> No.17832019

>>17832010
Probably some time after world guide three

>> No.17832021

>>17832010

>>17830750

>> No.17832033

>>17832021
How does he know? His dad works at KC?

>> No.17832035

>>17832033
His dad is KC

>> No.17832040

>>17830772
Matango didn't receive anything. We're waiting on the Gargoyle and Red Oni remakes.

>> No.17832139

>>17832040
I really want that Red Oni pic

>> No.17832160

>>17832040
I really want more Gargoyle love.

>> No.17832166

>>17831925
I want a big, soft, dairy breed NEET room-mate

>> No.17832175

>>17832166
Warm milk and a full warm body to rest against every night.

>> No.17832187

>>17832175
Exactly, along with a chest that is positively insane.

Would be nie.

>> No.17832193

>>17832187
>Slumps over to the breakfast table, heaving her massive bare breasts on the table where they wobble for a moment even after settling
>"Ahhh, anon, I need new bras again. Old ones don't fit anymore. Sooorryyyy~"
Tell that lazy tittyhorse to get a job!

>> No.17832209

>>17832193
It's fine.
I can go out and get her a new bra, even if all she does is laze about, play vidya, and browse the internet while munching on snacks.

Granted, I don't know why she bothers with the damn things considering she only ever goes out when she can't get drop-off.

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>>17832193
At least she can sell some of the copious milk she produces for a basic income. It's easy, she could do it while playing videogames even, just turn the pump on and let em fill.
Cmon NEET-dairy! Chop chop! Get them titties workin for a livin!

>> No.17832216

>>17832010
WONDERLAND

>> No.17832221

>>17832214
Those are some big titties.

>> No.17832228

>>17832221
And that one isn't even a dairy breed.

>> No.17832231

>>17832216
Who wasn't made? Only caterpillar?

>> No.17832233

>>17832209
She sounds incredibly comfy. She's probably the kind of lazy that also doesn't care how you lay against or touch her body. You'd be nestled up between those chestpillows just casually watching as she munches and plays some grindy RPG.
All until she falls asleep on top of you in a big warm sloshy pile of neethorse.
>>17832214
That's what I'm saying! It really wouldn't be that bad, minus the initial investment in the pumps. plenty of Dairy-breeds do it. Of course they're much less LAZY BUMS.
>>17832221
Centaurs are renowned for their prodigious busts.

>> No.17832234

>>17832231
Centaur Knight Red / White

Horsefly from the book.

>> No.17832239

>>17832209
How does a centaur like this eventually come on to/ask out her roommate? Or does he have to make the move? Or does she just realize he's her boyfriend one day while he's sucking on her copious leaking tits?

>> No.17832244

>>17831889
Yes, if only so you can have the reverse gender version of a girl walking around with a remote controlled toy

>> No.17832248

>>17832228
>>17832233
Noble and pure girls need massive breasts for contrast.
>>17832234
I hope it's the opposite of a March Hare where she tries to say completely normal things but they come out as lewd.

>> No.17832251

>>17832231
>Wanting Caterpillar
Haha, no.

>> No.17832253

>>17832248
>Ah, sir anon! Thou hath an noble and prodigious cock, verily!
I dunno. Doesn't have a ring to me.

>> No.17832258

>>17832233
Yep, she'd be perfectly fine letting me nestle in/on her bust as she snacks and games.

But yes, she'd just turn off the system, grab me, and then fall asleep there for the evening.

It would be kinda funny when she tries to stand up and finds her chest has grown again due to lack of milking, extra snacks, or more milking

>>17832239
Easy, she makes a comment about doing some PVP and letting the winner doing what they want with the loser.

Anything they want.

>>17832248
Exactly.
The bigger the nobility and the purer the purity the larger the chest.

>> No.17832259

>>17832248
They absolutely do. The nobler and purer the bigger.
Choosing between the ultra-busty Centaur Knight and her half-sister ultra-busty Unicorn maiden would be quite a hard decision. But I think I'd settle on the centaur knight personally, I'd hold onto those huge jiggling things as she trotted about all day.

>> No.17832268

>>17832259
That poor unicorn probably can't take all the stairs her chest gets her, or how the way it wobbles makes her feel.

>> No.17832269

>>17832253
I imagine it'd be a little more subtle.
>>17832258
Is it better for them to be unaware of their chest or for them to be aware but embarrassed by it? Both are good options.
>>17832259
And she will think nothing of you holding onto them.

At least that's what she says but you can feel her heart racing beneath those massive pillows.

>> No.17832275

>>17832258
>"Ah. I'm out of carrot bites. Huup!"
>"Ahh... Anon. I can't stand up. Chest too heavy. Could you uh, maybe...?"
Its a working relationship. And she's gonna throw that PVP match like no other.

>> No.17832277

>>17832269
Aware but embarrassed, that way you can tease them even more about it by saying they're being lewd.

>> No.17832292

>>17832275
Would happily carry her chest meat from her back, even if its overflowing my arms by a lot.

She better not throw it though.

Anything means I could be boring and just give her the D or be cheeky and make her drink a whole gallon of extra thick holst milk.

>> No.17832297

>>17832268
>Just walking down the street to pick up some vegetables from the marketplace
>Hoofs clacking on the cobblestone, her chest boinging and wobbling in time with her pace
>Every single man in town is gazing in almost hypnotic trance at how they jiggle and jounce and shake under her blouse
>By the time she gets home she's flush red, face buried in her hands, and desperately trying to stop herself from feeling herself up
>Thoughts desperately racing through her head- 'I need a husband!'

>>17832269
She doesn't have to think anything of it. It's simply me holding on as a means of stabilization while riding her to the training grounds.
But I'll subtly squeeze and slightly knead them to feel how taut and massive they truly are, and would scoot closer up on her back when I feel her heart starting to race and beat at a pace so incredible it reverberates through her whole body.
I'd want to do it every single day.

>>17832292
She'd be quite taken aback by the latter option. Already so full and shaking, and you'd want to make them bigger? Maybe that would make her snap and just smother you with them- then drink it while you're pinned to the ground.

>> No.17832301

>>17832297
Such a poor creature, she needs a husband before something lewd happens to her.

>> No.17832306

>>17832297
Is she just gonna grab some poor guy off the street.

>> No.17832309

>>17832297
>Taken aback.
A deals a deal.
She's gotta drink it all.
And she's too laid back to snap, its not like she really heads out for anything.

Besides, she's lucky I didn't go for the extra Strength Hathor stuff.

Although if she's ever up for a round 2, I may or may not be doing something more conventional that she does want.

>> No.17832311

>>17832297
Not much of a breast man. She know any of those slim, race horse girls I can meet?

>> No.17832312

>>17832301
>>17832306
It's the Unicorn's Paradox.
Destined to be a virgin until marriage, but in desperate need of release.
If she just grabs a man, its one shot, one chance. If he doesn't stay with her, she becomes a Bicorn by the end of the night. Does she take that chance or just try to court a virgin man and hope for the best?

>> No.17832317

>>17832312
>Court a virgin
He's probably going to be sweating and trying not to look at her chest as it eats up half the table.

>> No.17832328

>>17832311
Of course.
A slim, rapid-fast courier lightweight-breed.
Delivers messages between hamlets and the main castle town. Genki and energetic as can be, and could outrun a car had they been invented in this vague medieval setting yet.

>> No.17832337

>>17832317
>Virgin man sweating bullets just eating the nice meal she prepared, his eyes practically straining not to look at her enormous chest sprawled on the table, cleavage fully visible
>Virgin Unicorn sweating bullets, just drinking the nice wine the man brought, her eyes practically straining not to look at the man's handsome physique
Who talks first?

>> No.17832347

>>17832337
The man when he comments on how nice her dress is, said dress so ill fitting around the bust that one can see the lace of her bra and her boob-meat muffintopping out of it.

>> No.17832349

>>17832297
That knight is going to be touching herself every single day after you leave. Which will only lead to the anticipation every day starting earlier, which would lead to her going slower every day on the way to the training grounds, which would only lead to you kneading her further and intensifying the whole process.

>> No.17832362

>>17832347
And then the Unicorn starts breathing heavily, causing one of the button to pop off and exposing a paizuri window in her dress.

>> No.17832372

>>17832347
>-Oh god oh god oh god he likes my dress hooo goodness this is all so much so fast I can't breathe I need to calm down its just a nice first date dinner just relax take a deep brea-
>>17832362
>-EEP!-

>> No.17832373

>>17832362
Is that quickly followed by her joking about how it "Just fit last month when I bought it!" unintentionally informing the man that she's still growing maybe?

>> No.17832378

>>17832372
Too cute.
Ultra-busty Unicorn is too pure for this world.

>> No.17832384

>>17832349
Just as planned then. I do genuinely want to be her squire though. I want to still go on adventures and be heroes of the realm, even if we do make love on the campsite in our travels every night and end the day with me massaging her breasts sensually.
>>17832378
She's a delicate soul with a heart as big as her enormous chest. Probably works at the orphanage in town.

>> No.17832394

>>17832384
Wonder if it would be funny to make light of how she's probably caused a whole bunch of chest loving orphans.

>> No.17832396

>>17832372
>>17832373
And the night ends with the inevitable- the man works up the courage to give her a quick kiss on the cheek while holding her hands and promising they can go to his place the next date the coming weekend, to which she airily agrees with her heart all aflutter.

>> No.17832404

>>17832160
Her new art is nice enough for some brief popularity soon.

>> No.17832408

>>17832396
Cute.
She'd probably try to ask her friends for help picking 'lewd' underrwear for the date but getting increasingly flustered and panicky with each choice they make.

>> No.17832424

>>17832408
>Knight half-sister suggests a resplendent, fancy bra and undergarments that by the time she's done describing is clearly her fantasizing over her squire crush and how he'd react to herself wearing such a thing
>Hakutaku friend suggests a traditionally lewd lacy racy getup, giving excruciating detail of how it will frame the Unicorn's breasts and how to go about taking it out to maximize the man's arousal
>Satyros friend suggests just not wearing anything under the blouse for 'easy access', even suggesting something called 'body shots', which horrify the demure Unicorn

>> No.17832436

>>17832424
>I mean, look at your chest! You could poor a whole bottle there if you wanted to have him drink!
>Uni is just lightly 'awawaing' with her hands on her cheeks.

>> No.17832437

>>17832424
>"B-b-b-body shots?!"
>"HIC! Yeaaah! You putta shotglass between yer bewwbs and have him drink out of it haha!"
>"Eep!!"

>> No.17832445
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Lol, just lol, if you can't paizuri your best friend

>> No.17832447

>>17832445
Damn coon. Get off my land.

>> No.17832452

>>17832445
Cute butt.
Let me spank it.

>> No.17832455
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>>17832424
Ah, the hoof-club. All sorts of shenanigans between the four of them.
>>17832436
>>17832437
This has latenight written all over it.

>> No.17832460

>>17832447
Tanukis are for winning an extravagant bet against so they have to be your pleasure toy to do with as you please.

>> No.17832464

>>17832455
Sadly, I don't think that Latenight is built for doing the huge chest that this unicorn has which is fine, his stuff is already good.

>> No.17832465

>>17832447
Anon please, there's no way such perfect friend and lover material as a Tanuki would be hanging around a website such as this one.

>> No.17832466

>>17832460
Would love to do that to a Tanuki who thought she was hot shit and rich as fuck. Win a 1 in a million odds bet against her and have her be my personal assistant.

>> No.17832471

>>17832464
Nav can do beeg teedies

>> No.17832476

>>17832466
Yep.
Although I would personally love to win and let her keep being the boss of her business while I toy with her and do things that make the day a little more difficult.

Like popping some manticore venom and a sticky mushroom, filling her as much as I can, and then having her go into her big meeting with a cum-bloated stomach.

>> No.17832477

>>17832464
>>17832471
Latenight drew Naav's Tittymora Barmaid once.

>> No.17832485

>>17832477
True, but I don't know if he has the gumption for this.

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>> No.17832499

>>17832477
>Tittymora Barmaid
Fatter or skinnier than Komodo?

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>>17832384
That sounds like a fun life to lead anon. Just you and your busty wife travelling the land in a grand quest, saving lives, being heroes, leveling up and having sweet milky paizuri every night.

>> No.17832512

>>17831528
I liked it right up until the end. The drugging was shit, but the rest of it was kinda funny.

>> No.17832514

>>17832499
In his pic?
Just big breasted and wide hipped.

If I had her though She would be bigger than Komodo, although I may get a P'Orc Security guard to be the muscled girl in the home.

>> No.17832527

>>17832347
>boob-meat
The hell?

>> No.17832529

>>17832527
Trust me, its an accurate description from him.

>> No.17832530

>>17832529
I don't like the description of meat
Makes me think of meat

>> No.17832531

>>17832514
Pics where?

>> No.17832536

>>17832530
Anon, what do you think breasts are made of?

>> No.17832537

>>17832530
As someone who previously has had regular access to a pair of meaty titties, its alot better than you think and more accurate

>> No.17832543

>>17829101
No I'm not wealthy and no I'm not skipping meals this semester. yet.
>>17831368
not yet but my twitter is essentially a small archive http://twitter.com/apm_ax

>> No.17832544

>>17832536
Hopes and dreams

>> No.17832552

>>17832537
Which commonly used cringy comparison is most accurate? Fat sacs, meat bags, fun balloons, milk tanks, or something else entirely?

>> No.17832574

Be sure to thoroughly screen your daughterus' halloween candy when she gets back from trick or treating anon, you never know what nefarious Sabbathite fanatics might be about or what strong aphrodisiacs they might have put inside otherwise innocuous looking candy!

You don't want your daughterus suddenly entering heat after a bite of chocolate, do you?

>> No.17832580

>>17832574
>Sabbath
>Not expecting the cow cult to pull some shit

>> No.17832581

>>17832512
Yeah, I'm starting to think I dropped the ball there.

>> No.17832587

>>17832580
Very true anon, thank you for reminding me! There could just as easily be a rapid breast growth candy hidden in there somewhere too, oh the horror!

>> No.17832590

>>17832587
Indeed, nothing worse then walking in on a kobold pup who now has tits bigger than her head and stretching out her little wonder woman costume.

>> No.17832592

>>17832574
No worries anon. My dispel level is skyhigh.

>> No.17832593

>>17832580
They have the best milk chocolate.

>> No.17832602

>>17832593
I bet they have that damn knowing laugh when you say that.

>> No.17832604

>>17832552
Its like a tightly packaged bag of meat, fat's too soft really. Pinchy and firm. So I guess meat bags of those available is the closest.
Bags of sand makes sense. It's wrong, but I can see how someone would come to that description in a way.

>> No.17832618

>>17832590
I'm not him but as much of a degenerate as I am, that sounds very distressing and I don't think I could bear to see my daughteru subjected to something so horrible.

All that aside though I'm pretty sure my daughteru would make a excellent Wonder Woman! She's definitely the type of character my daughteru would idolize anyway.

>> No.17832622

>>17832581
If so could make a suggestion, if the automation had just played it straight and informed him that he could use her instead of the rust bucket to the same effect.

>> No.17832632

>>17832618
Well, you just gotta calm her down and put that Dadgenercy of yours to good use.

But yeah, she looked cute in it before she started sporting some J-cups

>> No.17832633

>>17832622
I was thinking more that if I ever did a story like this again I'd have her incapacitated by the pleasure maybe.
Either way I added a small warning at the start just in case, but thanks for the feedback!

>> No.17832641

>>17832618
>hero who originated from BDSM bondage fantasies
oh gee KDF I wonder why.

>> No.17832642 [SPOILER] 
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You aren't still afraid of the water, are you?

>> No.17832644

>>17832590
Right?

>> No.17832645

Hurray! I'm one step closer to the conclusion of this story, and then having only one more story to hang over my head while I wonder how to find a good headspace to write while the world burns down around me.

https://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

I remember I used to ask you all for comments on how my writing is doing - I should do that more. No reason I can't try to get better while I've got all of this heinously decadent hour of time to think it over.

>> No.17832651

>>17832644
Yep, she'd be sitting there, sniffling slightly at how her costume is ruined while nibbling at chocolates and staring at her huge hooters.

>> No.17832656

>>17832645
Begone thot

>> No.17832660

>>17832642
Yes.

>> No.17832661

>>17832632
I mean, with all of my waifu's scientific knowledge I'm sure she'd be able to easily tell which candy was good and which candy wasn't with a quick and easy test or two and she'd definitely be able to work out a cure for whatever might slip through the cracks, but in the meantime she and I would do everything we could to distract and placate our poor daughteru so that she isn't too stressed or distraught, if you know what I mean.

>>17832641
Anon please. You aren't wrong though, I'm sure when my daughteru found out about that she'd identify with Wonder Woman even more.

>>17832651
I think what concerns me more here is that a Kobold is eating chocolate.

>> No.17832663

>>17832580
If my daughteru ended up looking like a doraf I'd have to instantly heal her at the sabbath. I don't want all those boys going nuts for her.

>> No.17832664

>>17832645
When's he getting raped?

>> No.17832665

>>17832645
Hell yeah.

>> No.17832668

>>17832642
I’m not scared of other waters but I am scared by that specific water.

>> No.17832678

>>17832642
I prefer being on land, though I'd go down to the sea palace and maybe to tap a kraken.

>> No.17832680

>>17832661
Monster girls can do things that regular animals can't do.

And yes, I do know what you mean.
The real question is if the wife would be fondling the daughterus chest out of jealousy of her being , temporarily, bigger.

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>>17832642
>mother fucker stealing my lines

DON'T PLAY KOI WITH ME, YOU STOLE IT ON PURPOSE DIDN'T YOU?!

>> No.17832689

>>17832682
How quickly the tides turn.

>> No.17832692

>>17832663
You're not speaking about her temporarily tempting you now are you?

>> No.17832701

>>17832692
Nah I would definitely be proud that such beautiful and sexy thing is the product of my love with waifu, but I wouldn't be seduced by her.

>> No.17832708

>>17832682
Don’t pay him any mind. He’s just some betafag

>> No.17832709

>>17832664
At the rate he's making lady friends, presumably the second that collar comes off.

>> No.17832711

>>17832689
A SINGULAR STRIKE

>> No.17832715

Shortstack owners
Have you considered standing paizuri with your shortstack?

>> No.17832717

>>17832709
I'm kind of feeling like he's forgetting his purpose.

>> No.17832721

>>17832645
>Lanternon lives once more
It's a christmas miracle

>> No.17832730

>>17832715
>Standing
I don't know if she'd be able to do that for long.

>> No.17832733

>>17832715
Only until she's tired out anon. Then its back on her perch for loving all day sex and head strokes and groping.

>> No.17832735

I just want one chance in life to rub an elf lolis ears. Just one. That's all I need.

>> No.17832738

>>17832717
That's neat, since he's feeling that way, too.

>>17832721
Death was the absolute best skeleton-as-santa, and Tim Burton fans can all fucking fite me.

>> No.17832740

>>17832680
Yes, I feel like chocolate wouldn't have such a severe effect on canine monstergirls like it does on regular dogs, but I do think it'd be a little like lactose intolerance. There'd be a pill they could take beforehand and be just fine, but without it they might get a little sick to their stomachs. That being said though I'd always thought our safeword would be 'chocolate'.

Anyway, my waifu isn't really the type to get breast envy anon, but she would definitely have fun fondling our daughteru's temporarily titanic tittuus nonetheless.

>> No.17832741

>>17832537
I'm a butcher's assistant
I don't like thinking about meat outside of work

>> No.17832748

>>17832741
Well, I don't know what to tell you man.

>> No.17832751

>>17832733
Jubjub or gargoyle?

>> No.17832756

>>17832751
Gargyole

>> No.17832757

>>17832735
that's lewd!

>> No.17832759
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>>17832751
Only the most loving burb ever.
>>17832756
Hey, he was askin me!

>> No.17832769
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17832769

>>17832689
>>17832711
>Horse Pussy's Resolve is Tested...
>Vigorous
>My every step sanctifies this unholy earth!

Some say she got laid before even making it back to The Hamlet that day...

>> No.17832774

>>17832769
Why is Tio behind them?

>> No.17832778

>>17832645
What's the next story going to be about again?

>> No.17832779

>>17832759
Jub Jubs are nice but I love meat too much to ever try to get one.

Her titties, ass, and soft game would leave her barely able to walk, much less fly.

Would love her every day though.

>> No.17832783

>>17832779
Love is an illusion

>> No.17832790

>>17832735
Do you think elves take an interest in us "round-ears"? I can imagine them prodding and playing with our ears just like we would with theirs.

>> No.17832791

>>17832779
Anon, she'll be happy with however you make her body! Her everything is just making you happy! Even if you make her the softest and most bouncy girl top and bottom in history! It will just make her love you so much more!

>> No.17832796

>>17832769
>Monster Girl Darkest Dungeon
>It's really a bunch of girls trying to awaken the ancient 'evil' so she turns the land into mammo-mana
>They don't so much die when beaten as get impregnated and run off with the husband.

Seems OK but the human one is better, just so the one guy can get the negative trait of 'Stud' and be eternally chased by a bunch of extremely pregnant monster girls.

>This Hero Cannot visit the Brothel as he's proved to be a bit too 'potent' for most forms of magical and normal birth control

>> No.17832800
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17832800

>>17832735
I want to ejaculate into the elf loli's ears. Both sides, of course.

>> No.17832801

>>17832791
She would be fantastic but that's not a game she really wants to play.

'enough' is a line that is far, far down the road.


Folks would think she drank megaholst milk daily when I'm done and we'd be sporting a flock of daughterus.

>> No.17832809

>>17832801
Doesn't matter anon, its what she wants! She just wants that, to make you happy and give you that many daughters.
One day to have them all flocked around you both in front of a fireplace, happily chirping and playing with each other, hoping one day they'll each get a boyfriend as nice as Papa as your enormous wife gently bounces on your dick in your lounge chair, smothering you with soft love.
If you think a Jub wouldn't want that, you don't know JubJubs!

>> No.17832812

>>17832790

They're probably as interested in our ears as we are with theirs.

>> No.17832825

>>17832809
We'll that's good because she's going to be a nest wife soon enough.

Good thing that a good number of wonderland are hedonists because it lets there be a lot of fun to be had, even if parent teacher day with the wife going in would be awkward cause she has trouble seeing over her chest when it rests on the desk, although the egg-bump and softness would be another issue.

>> No.17832829

>>17832790
>Elves think round ears are very lewd because they remind them of penises

>> No.17832844

>>17832829
I want to trick a bunch of elves into thinking that men now a days like muscled women, not waifs.

>> No.17832847
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17832847

>>17832844
But all the ones with good taste actually do anon

>> No.17832852

>>17832847
Shush you, I'm trying to get a bunch of hugely muscled elves in the city.

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17832853

>>17832844
You will not like the results.

>> No.17832860

>>17832847
This is peak musclegirl.

>> No.17832864

>>17832853
Please, whats the worst that could happen?

Finnish Rape Rifle is not an elf, she's a gun.

>> No.17832874

>>17832864
CBT
The muscular Elves will CBT you
Rough, nailsy handjobs, bitejobs, braid sounding, you name it. They'll get high on being able to physically dominate you and just go wild on your helpless body.

>> No.17832881

>>17832829

So they get aroused touching human ears? that's kinda cute.

>> No.17832883

>>17832860
I consider this peak muscle girl
https://imgur.com/a/BjgiS

>> No.17832885

>>17832874
You gotta get good then.
Just because those elves are in fine physical form doesn't mean that you should let them push you around.

Fight back and dom them again so that even now they know their muscles won't help

>> No.17832897
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17832897

>>17832847
I want to see a Centaur in a gym.

>> No.17832908

>>17832874
But that sounds awful! Well just the sounding part. As long as she doesn't actually mean to hurt me then she can be as rough as she pleases.

>> No.17832912

>>17832897
Just go to the Centaur Heavy Lancer's Barracks and you'll see plenty of them working out with huge bodies packed with heaving slabs of muscle.

Do watch out though, the knight captain may not take it well if you distract them.

>> No.17832918

>>17831528
Why do you only come back in halloween, if you are boning undead the rest of the year I want in fucker.

>> No.17832930

>>17832778
The archmage. The other stories come from the position of someone inclined for or against mamono. For the archmage, though, they're just people in his life. As well, being more introspective and outwardly curious, there'll be more information about the people and world around him.

>> No.17832942

>>17832897
Do some Whitehorns sell those /fa/ coats to tourists?

>> No.17832947

>>17832912
>Sweating intensifies profusely
Heavyweight Centaur captain sounds like a real big mean bitch. I'm in love.

>> No.17832966

>>17832947
Watch your step.
She's not above picking you up and carrying you out of that keep with one arm if you cause too much trouble.

And she's the biggest and strongest amongst the women there so don't think about trying to take her out without training.

Although if you irritate her enough, she may need to put you in your place.

>> No.17832967

>>17832930
Ah, I kinda remember that
Are you just gonna do it on lanternon3 you loser

>> No.17832982

>>17832966
So doing something like trying to cop a feel of her bulging biceps or running my hands along her toned back or feeling her powerful corded muscles working on her lower half as she walks about would be a bad idea, huh? Even if I were tracing along her many battle scars or sliding my fingers in her sweat?
Well I'm gonna try and do it anyway.

>> No.17832985

>>17831861
Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

>> No.17832989

>Human girl who intentionally turns herself into an amazon for those SICK GAINS

>> No.17832991

>>17832989
She'd have to deal with the muted mood and lowering of intelligence though.

>> No.17832994

Being a manlet makes my huge girl fetish seem more normal.

>> No.17832999

>>17832994
It certainly makes more sense than for someone like that demonfag who was a giant himself, so he had to imagine his waifu was like ten feet tall.

>> No.17833003

>>17832967
Who, me? No. Obviously I'd never do something so hilariously lazy and tech-illiterate. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go make another Pastebin account.

>> No.17833005

>>17832756
Gargoyles are for facesitting, not paizuri.

>> No.17833006

>>17832982
Very bad.
Very, VERY bad.

She'll have to work you till your tired, punish you before the other women, and then take you to the keep for a good punishing.

She may, MAY decide to take you as a pleasure toy she can use to keep her mind clear.

All you need to know is that she is a bit of a size trait, common in centaurs, and that she is going to back you up against the headboard and use you till you're dry.

>> No.17833011

>>17832991
What part of the amazon profile mentions anything like lowered intelligence? I mean if it was like an ogre I might understand, but amazons are supposed to understand things like group tactics and so on, I imagine they have all the same intelligence as any other person does. Also what's muted mood mean

>> No.17833015

>>17831528
Mostly unrelated, but now I want to see the gremlin Cavina Johnson running tests on semi-willing test subjects.
>Now we’re not banging rocks together here. We know how to make a man cum. Again and again. Until he can’t anymore, and then a couple times more.

>> No.17833038

>>17832999
Yeah the tallest i would go is 7ft tall. Even then i still think its pushing the limit.

>> No.17833041

>>17833038
I could go for an 8ft-9ft tall girl.

>> No.17833053

>>17833006
I'll work harder than any other human could. I'll clean the weights, I'll do the dishes for the barracks, I'll even get some muscle myself from all the heavy lifting of moving equipment around and plenty of bruises for acting as a training dummy for jousting practice.
And I would absolutely love to help her relieve her stress and be her personal satisfier. I'll MORE than gladly also take on the changes that happen to my body to satisfy her desires and make sure that she's fully clear-headed every day to start the next.

>> No.17833057

>>17833041
Holy shit thats tall. I'm 3-4ft shorter than that.

>> No.17833060

>>17833057
WHEN

>> No.17833063

>>17833060
WILL

>> No.17833065

>>17832645
It's nice seeing you alive again. Do you have a rough idea how much longer the story will go on? You're getting on close to two years on this.
>while the world burns down around me
I hope things work out for you.

>> No.17833067

>>17833060
Go away susan murphy.

>> No.17833071

>>17833063
THEY

>> No.17833076

>>17833053
Good man, although you may be doing too much.

What will everyone do if their huge, Knight Captain starts falling for a lowly pleasure servant and starts yearning more for the bed instead of the battle field?

The strictest break the hardest so you may have her tying you down simply so that she can use you for an entire day and an entire night until her body is sloshing with the seed that your body can produce like a faucet, her body drunkenly moving in an attempt to drown itself in even more pleasure.

>> No.17833077

>>17833071
LEARN

>> No.17833078

>>17833071

FORGET

>> No.17833085

>>17832790
>>17832812
>anon and his childhood friend elf sitting in bed touching each others ears
How lewd.

>> No.17833091

>>17833015
>Gremlin Cavina Johnson
I laughing way too hard at this thought.
>If you’re allergic to semen you might wanna tell someone now because this next test may turn your blood into semen for a few minutes. On the bright side, if we can make this happen the DL would have to invent a new medal to give us!

>> No.17833092

>>17832989
No homo but I'd 100% Alp into an Amazon for gains that sick.

>> No.17833097
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17833097

>>17833057
>>17833060
>>17833063
>>17833071
>>17833077

>> No.17833109

>>17833076
Oh man, she's hitting more buttons that I even thought she would.
I'd of course also encourage her to remain the big, gruff, battle-scarred captain I fell in love with. I may have to try and set up a system where instead of constantly wanting to be filled to audible overcapacity, she instead can have those day-night combos as a reward for won battles or for particularly great days of training. But by no means would I let up at the end of the day if she still wanted it. I'd match her desires and then overshoot them just to keep her satisfied.

>> No.17833121

>>17833109
Keep that up and she may start making you take sticky mushrooms so she can go about her duties with all that seed in her, if still bloated but less sloshy.

And before too long she may be carrying a few heirs.

>> No.17833128

>>17833085
>come home from work
>your Elf waifu is crying on the sofa in the living room
>ask her what’s wrong
>”I caught Sarah and Mike rubbing each other’s ears!”
>next time Mike comes over to play you sit down to have a talk with him about eat rubbing and what it means in Elvish culture
>that night you molest your waifus ears for a solid hour and a half while making her a squirming mess begging for you to make another daughteru with her
This is why you don’t go after the ears. They’re actually the breeding switch on an Elf that sets off their estrus.

>> No.17833130

>>17833092
I want an alp gym buddy so we can make some SICK gains.

>> No.17833131

>>17833065
23 more posts, is what it comes to in my overview. If I had no family or job, it'd be done before new years.

As it is, I'm sure I'll post again before 2017 ends.

>> No.17833133

>>17833121
Such a prime example of power and marital skill deserves many heirs. I'd gladly be her breeding stud if she'd admit, even if in our most private moments, that she loved me and that I was worthy.

>> No.17833140

>>17833131
>23 more posts
Woah, we're talking about just story#2, right?

>> No.17833146

>>17833128
I love it. Works best if the wife is a pretty modern and adjusted elf, but when you go at her ears like that she starts slipping into saying things like "Rape me like you rape the forest you horrible human" and such.

>> No.17833157

>>17833133
Well anon, theres only a couple ways to do that.
Best her in a duel, best her in an archery contest, or best her in bed, reducing her to a cumbloated mess that's moaning how much she loves you and she wants the whole order to be filled with your daughters, the only actor in the bed who can still move being you while she's too far gone to do little more than twitch.

>> No.17833166
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17833166

Do you think they properly teach Monster Lords in school?

>> No.17833187

>>17833140
Yep. I honestly don't even have a general idea of the overview of the third. So far it's just been setting the story up - after that I imagine that I'll either have a clearer idea of how the beginning links up to the end. With the wordcount being what it is, though, it's going to be a novel before I hit chapter 8.

>> No.17833197

>>17833157
No chance I could beat what amounts to a hulking breathing tank, even without her armor, in a duel.
And her Dragonslayer bow, only drawable by someone of her excessive physique, would outrange and outaim anything I could manage.
Which leaves only the third.
Gonna mix raging mushroom, demon fruit, Girtablilu venom and extra thick holst milk into a poultice and down it before taking her in bed so that I can win in undeniable fashion.

>> No.17833207

>>17833128

Even the most haughty and proud is no match for having her ears toyed with

>> No.17833217

>>17833197
Good man, enjoy her to soften up on you (emotionally) once you're her man, although she may still enjoy being on top and using you.

And once she has a daughter on the way you can do as many bedroom funtimes as you want.

>> No.17833224

>>17833187
I love what you do, and want to see more, but I worry that you're going to burn out. An additional 23 chapters is roughly another 90% of what you've already written, which has taken you about 18 months.

I want to see you finish, I really do, but maybe sorting out your personal life should be a higher priority. For your well being as well as your enjoyment of your hobby.

>> No.17833233

>>17833217
Sounds like the dream right there for me. From then on, I’ll feel up and worship those muscles to my heart’s content!

>> No.17833249

>>17833233
A good life.

>> No.17833274

i want a doppelganger vampire elf!

>> No.17833276

>>17832989
I want the meek childhood friend I got beat up trying to defend to show up one day as a shredded as fuck amazon and then get carried away raping me into the ground

>> No.17833291

>>17833224
I appreciate that, honest. My personal life's gotta fix itself, though. I'm more getting dragged along than anything else. And besides, I do enjoy doing the writing when I'm not so stressed that I just stare blankly at the word file.

>> No.17833305 [SPOILER] 
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17833305

IS THIS NOT REAL ENOUGH FOR YOU ANON?!
AM I NOT REAL?!
o-okay see you in your dreams then

>> No.17833308
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17833308

What's she thinking about, /mgt/?

>> No.17833312

>>17833291
Not him, but I hope everything works out for you. You've always been one of my favourite writefags and it's great to see you posting again. Good luck.

>> No.17833318

>>17833308
Things that she enjoys, I imagine.

>> No.17833324

>>17833291
Heh, this.
>>17833291

>> No.17833332

>>17833324
Dammit, bottom one was meant to be >>17833312

>> No.17833338

>>17833308
Her husband brushing her tail.

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17833346

>>17828439

>> No.17833349

>>17833308
Butt stuff

>> No.17833350

>wake up
>scaley shit still up

>> No.17833352
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>>17833346

>> No.17833356

>>17833352
Hey look, snakes.

>> No.17833357
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>>17833352

>> No.17833363 [SPOILER] 
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17833363

>>17833308
Easy question to answer.

>> No.17833373

>>17833312
>>17833324
Well shit, I'm already up too late and now I want to write more.

>> No.17833374

>>17833346
>At first, I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
>>17833352
>But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
>>17833357
>And I grew strong and I learned how to get along

>> No.17833376

>>17833346
>>17833352
>>17833357
We're so spoiled.

>> No.17833378

>>17833374
OH NO NOT I, I WILL SURVIVE

>> No.17833381

>>17833373
Good, because I want whoever hurt the wolfu to suffer.

>> No.17833406

>>17833308
All the candy she's going to gorge herself on tomorrow.

>> No.17833412

>>17833308
That boy who she locked up in her basement.

>> No.17833415

>>17833376
Why are you gushing about a series of pictures made months if not years ago?

>> No.17833419

>>17833357
>Leaving Mastah after finally finding him, regardless of him being married or not.
>Allowing Mastah to live an undignified life without a proper maid.
>Not reintroducing herself into the household's service

She gained a life as an adventurer, but lost her status as a MAIDO.

>> No.17833422

I want a big, hugely muscled kiki that was an adventurer before settling down.

Gonna call her my cute little maid no matter what scars she's sporting.

>> No.17833428

>>17833415
Is it wrong to point out that we get a lot of cool stuff here? I would hardly call that "gushing".

>> No.17833439

>>17833419
>PUNISHED MAIDO
>DENIED HER MASTAH AND HUSBANDO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otaWQIcTodo

>> No.17833449
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17833449

Modified: Monday, October 27, 2014, 1:55:18 AM

>> No.17833451

>>17833449
Draw more Lala ass

>> No.17833453
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17833453

>Be Kiki
>Fall in love with master
>Master is tidy, respectable and a hard worker
>Anyone would be proud to work for him
>One day, after giving him breakfast, he looks at me like he saw an intruder
>Ask if everything is alright
>"Who are you?"
>Shocked, try to relay everything to him.
>He doesn't know anything, who he is, where he is
>Thinks that the curtains and table cloth are plotting to kill him and choke him in his sleep.
>Go to his bedroom and see stab and cutmarks on curtains
>Worried, bring him to a flayer or doc to help me out
>Gets diagnosed with very early onset dementia
>The only thing I can do is take care of him
>No cure, and his sanity is gone, and everyone who knew him want to be there for him.
>Many looked at him with pity, but some had to stay strong, even after he says to his closest friends and family "Who are you? Get away from me, spy!"
>The man that was once served under is slowly slipping.
>I feel like the good old days are long gone
>Nowadays he looks at everyone in fear, anger, tears, and all in between
>I only have short memories of when I've been with him and seen him smile
>Pic related
>Never saw him happy since.

>> No.17833459
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17833459

>>17833451
SPOOKED

>> No.17833463

>>17833453
You know what fixes those things?
MammyBammy

Also Liches and divine healers.

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>>17833453

>> No.17833468

>>17833459
Wait a minute, is that you Loen?

>> No.17833469

>>17833459
Oh geez. Imminent spider bondage?

>> No.17833471

>>17833459
Can't sleep
Spider will get me

>> No.17833476

>>17833468
Loen is dead, anon. Now we can only have his spooky halloween ghost.

>> No.17833483

>>17833476
Then the ghost needs to draw a loli spider as a halloween ghost.

>> No.17833486

>>17833350
Me and you are the only sane people left, fella

>> No.17833487

>>17833483
No, he needs to draw cute spooky loli dragons.

>> No.17833492

>>17833487
Or cute werekitten witches.

>> No.17833511

>>17833453
>dementia

Alzheimers must also be a scary concept to monster girls

>> No.17833528

>>17833511
Give him an alice and it'll work out.

>> No.17833531

>>17833511
>"Thank the Demon Lord for Mamono Mana!"

>> No.17833542

>>17833453
>image changes to a maido in a suit
>"This is what happens when a maido fails to seduce her master and turn him into a n incubus."
> Everyday hundreds of master are lost to diseases and accidents all over the world. All because of passivity and inaction of maids.
> Don't let your master suffer the same fate, seduce him today and help stop this tragic happenings.

>> No.17833565

>>17833542
Mamono Mana can't stop suicide.
I wonder how monster girls would react if they found out how often men kill themselves.

>> No.17833569
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17833569

What would you do in this situation?

>> No.17833574
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17833574

>>17833565
>implying death is the end
EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVICE WAIFU.

>> No.17833578

>>17833569
Leave her.

>> No.17833579

>>17833565

All of them except Wisps would be pretty depressed.

>> No.17833580

>>17830720
>Sphinx
>Kikimora
So a catgirl maid who teases me with riddles? It's a win on my book

>> No.17833586

>>17833569
I'd probably wonder what weird fetish she has to sit in a box naked in the middle of the rain before continuing my walk.

>> No.17833589

>>17833574

I wonder if Wisps would goad human men into committing suicide and how many other MGs that would piss off

>> No.17833594
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17833594

Nerdy Anubis are for _______

>> No.17833600

>>17833589
Wisps would be having a really hard time.

>> No.17833603

>>17833594
Hugging from behind and putting your hands in her sweater pockets.

>> No.17833605

>>17833594
Marrying, watching anime, playing DnD, and building lego sets together.

>> No.17833609

>>17833565
Sure it can, indirectly. When MGs incubize/husbando (your taste) their mate, it's hard to believe most men wouldn't lead much happier and fulfilling lives.
>>17833579
I mean, I doubt wisps would be happy about it either.

>> No.17833611

>>17833594
Groping their pudge

>> No.17833613

>>17833594
Flustering by asking her to come over and marathon her favourite sci-fi television series with you and flustering again that night when you say she looks cute in her glasses.

>> No.17833615
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>>17833594
Surprise dating!

>> No.17833618

>>17833594
Do you have that other collage of her?

>> No.17833619

>>17833594
Having stay-in dates with two-person group builds, hashing out her next DnD campaign, and making weeb snacks to share as we cuddle up watching old anime DVDs.

>> No.17833623
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>>17833618
This one?

>> No.17833625

>>17833623
Nice, thanks anon

>> No.17833627
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17833627

>>17833623
There's also this one.

>> No.17833630

>>17833569
Stop and say hello.

It's rare to see homeless women who aren't...you know.

Even rarer, one who isn't trying to get my attention, and is even trying not to look me in the eye.

>> No.17833635

>>17833594
BULLY
U
L
L
Y

>> No.17833641
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>> No.17833649
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17833649

Are headpets spooky?

>> No.17833651

>>17833641
A cute, would give her my blood so she can store it in those blood sacks.

>> No.17833654

>>17833649

No, just overdone

>> No.17833657

>>17833641
Unf
Just imagine the pleasurable weight on your back as she goes to town on your neck.

Also, dem sexy fingers, and sexy gloves, and sexy hair and sexy clothes, and sexy eyes...

>> No.17833663

>>17833649
>Honey, why did you pat me and just run off? I wanted more.
>What are you talking about? I've been here the whole time.
>T-Then who was pat!?

>> No.17833702

>>17833542
>Kiki PSA is about seducing and acquiring a husband
>"Remember. Only YOU can ensure safety and happiness of your master"
>Other PSAs include
>Proper cleaning equipment
>Lovingly being with your master
>How to take care of a family
>Remove Shoggoth

>>17833453
>It gets worse with the kids
>Son and daughters cry when their dad doesn't recognize them
>Wakes up screaming from time to time
>Healers and docs prescribe medicine, but most of it is to cope, and not really a cure
>Don't have to worry about not making enough money from everything saved up, and the stocks/share of the company
>During the kids free days, they sometimes try to show him new things like their new drawings, a bug they found, or their good grades.
>With the medication, he just sometimes stares, moans, and sits on his wheelchair.
>No matter what, I will be strong for him, and for them.

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>>17833702
Forgot the pic

>> No.17833715

>>17833453
A Shoggoth could fix him.

>> No.17833731

>>17833702
stahp

>> No.17833732

>>17833146
What’s even better is when it’s your Elf momster who locks you in your room when you turn eighteen and gives you that “rape me you human scum” look.

>> No.17833733

>>17833594
Eating out

>> No.17833752

>>17833702
>Remove Shoggoth

Clearly the Kiki is the inferior meido if she's actually worried about losing out to the Shog. Do you think the Shog worries about her? No.

>> No.17833758

>>17833731
y?

>> No.17833765

>>17833758
Because it’s hitting really close to home. I want to think of good things right now; like thanksgiving with your wendingo family, or Christmas morning with your Wurm daughterus, or New Years with your unicorn waifu.
I don’t want to remember holding my grandfathers hand while he asks me who I am and why is he in a hospital bed. Not right now at least.

>> No.17833778

>>17833765
You're not me.
But that's the gist of it.

>> No.17833791

>>17833565
Hmmm, that gives me an idea for a story. Some anon gets caught trying to off himself, gets sent to sleep, and wakes up as an incubus without a wife.

>> No.17833816

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure you summon the right demon for the right task.

A wrath demon wouldn't be the best girl to get for comfy sleeping time at night.

Even if she has red hot abs.

>> No.17833820

>>17833816
So if I wanted a yan demon I’d go with Envy, right?

>> No.17833823

>>17833816
Are you for real, anon? Can you just imagine how flustered a wrath demon would get from you being sweet & cuddly with her? I want to break her down with the power of cuddles.

>> No.17833827

>>17833820
Yep, although she'd be the yan that tries to outdo every (nonfamilial) girl that catches your eye.

She sees you staring at a girl with a fat ass? She'll try to do bigger and firmer.

Muscles? She'll put them on and make sure they're bigger.

Breasts? The same.

>>17833823
>>17833823
I can only see a pouting wrath demon laying in bed while anon sleepily hugs her.

>> No.17833837

>>17833827
>Yep, although she'd be the yan that tries to outdo every (nonfamilial) girl that catches your eye.
Sounds Perfect.

>> No.17833841

>>17833837
It's all fun and games until she's the biggest girl in town in all fields that caught your eye.



And heaven help you if two envy demons see their husband accidentally glance at the other demon.

>> No.17833856

>>17833641
I wanna let her have her fill so she can swell those bloodbags.
And I not only don't care if she's messy, I want her to be messy. Very messy and haughty and spoiled, just how I like my tittypires.

>> No.17833865

>>17833841
>>17833827
I would absolutely love to be married to twin Envy demons then.
Imagine the sex. One gives a mindbowing blowjob, the other just can't accept it, and gives an even better one, the other can't accept it, gives a better one...

You'd be a super incubus in no time. I would make sure part of the process/contract would be both increased size and stamina, so they could both to tandem things to me.
I'm running with this now.

>> No.17833886

>>17833702
>>17833542
>>17833453
Dumb Kiki should have fucked him. Let the mamamamamama work for you and solve the problems with humanity.

>> No.17833900

>>17833816
Asking her out!

Pride Demon:
>Oh of course you would, you're but one of many who can't resist me- but consider yourself immensely lucky, for its only you I have eyes for. You may cry tears of joy now, if you wish.

Wrath Demon:
>Wh-what? The hell you mean, 'go out' with you? Don't even try to fucking talk to me like that! You can't ask me out if I rape you first! Come here you little insect, graaa!

Sloth Demon:
>Uhhh... sure... you have to carry me though... and... kinda not up to writing up a contract, so... I'll get around to it... just let me put my breasts on your head and I'll let you have your way with me... mmmm, comfy...

Greed Demon:
>Ohohoho, you think you can afford me? I'll tell you what, sir, I'll make you a deal. You sign over your every material belonging, every penny, every cloth off your back, and I'll let you have an hour a day with my feet! If I'm feeling indulgent I'll perhaps even provide interest~ Lots of interest~

Lust Demon:
>-Mmnf? Mnngh, mmmmppop!- Aaahh, what was that, stud? Oh my gosh if you're not just the cutest little sexmuffin~ Babe, whatever you feel you need to do. Now keep breeding my mouth~! MMnnh!

Envy Demon:
>Haa... haha! Hahahaha! Anon, you're such a silly human! You think we weren't going out already? Hmhm! Does that mean there's another girl? There is isn't there! What turned you to her, hmm? Just you wait, I'll triple my holst milk injections, no woman is taking my precious anon away! NO ONE!

Gluttony Demon:
>Mnf, chompfh, mmnshf, aah... huh? Oh, sure. Cmere, little guy. Oh, with the drink tray too, I'm parched. Climb up and feed it to me. That's what you want, right? I bet it is, huhu. Well, hurry up! Don't keep a hungry girl waiting~

>> No.17833913

>>17833900
>Going out with sloth demon
>It's just going to her house or her going to your house to sleep
>Not even the euphemism, just sleep on top of each other snoring out loud with half of the blanket pushed off the edge of the bed to the ground

>> No.17833915
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>>17833900
I wanna fight the wrath demon!

>> No.17833917

>>17833900
Does that mean the Greed demon would let you stay at her place and sleep in a dog bed for an absurd price, something that would leave you in debt for eternity as you ask for more things, like a blanket, food, water, and entertainment? Why, you'd be nothing but her plaything for eternity, to do whatever she pleased with. Better work hard to prove that you're worth the investment, don't want to be punished, right?

>> No.17833916

>>17833913
I wonder what the best part of her body is.
Probably her hair and skin. She probably smells heavenly at all times, is smooth as a silk pillow, and practically feels like a bed even if she's not as busty or thicc as some of her sisters.

>> No.17833933

>>17833915
It's only after a black eye and cut lip that you realize how hard you are and how wet she very obviously is, when suddenly she grapples and throws you to the ground, mounting you and violently thrusting on you.
Which if that's your thing, she's the master at.
>>17833917
Exactly. She'd lord it over you, engaging in all sorts of slave/debted rollplay, but slowly and surely for all the debt you'd incur in her financially, she'd invest more and more into her love for you.

>> No.17833934

>>17833841
So when does she break, tie me down and rape?

>> No.17833947

>>17833916
Her hair helps you sleep. So cuddling would put you to sleep in no time.

>> No.17833951

>>17833900
Can I do Dante Must Die Mode and ask them all out? Their conflicting personalities and body types would be perfect for a harem.

>> No.17833952

>>17833916
Sloth Demon is wonderful smelling and super silky skin to rest against.
Wrath Demon is a mountain of muscle and physically hot to the touch.
Greed Demon is a shortstack hime-cut with the most charming and haughty voice ever.
Envy Demon starts as a maniac-looking average body but has no upper limit to how much she'll change her body to be perfect to you.
Lust Demon has that ass. Oh lord she has that ass. Widowmaker is ashamed next to that thing. And it just- wont- quit. Legs too.
Pride Demon has prize tits. Like, bring a tear to your eye tits. Like, the kind of perfect tits you can stare at and just feel like everything is going to be okay, that there is a god and that he is good.
And Gluttony- cmon. Isn't it obvious?

>> No.17833960

>>17833951
>Pride: A-ahaha, I'm sorry, but, WHAT?!
>Wrath: FUCKING! HUMAN! [Unintelligible rage]
>Sloth: Uhh... that sounds like alot of work...
>Greed: Ohohohoho! You don't have a TENTH enough for that deal!
>Lust: Babe, you're a cutie, but no one's THAT much a stud...
>Envy: [Twitching silently]
>Gluttony: Urrh, what a buzzkill... that's biting off way too much for you.

The only way to do that is a convoluted long process of doing or getting something for each of them individually that truly enamors them to you, only then will they find you so irresistible that they're willing to share. Good luck!

>> No.17833973

>>17833951
Envy is going to straight up murder either you or the rest of them.

>> No.17833999

>>17833951
It does sound like a lot of fun, but an unimaginable amount of work. Pride and Envy would both be at everyone else's throats.

>> No.17834001

>>17833917
>[LAUGHING TANUKI SOUNDS IN THE DISTANCE]

>> No.17834006

>>17834001
Maybe they each have different alternate forms to hide their true identities.

>> No.17834010

>>17834006
Maybe you’re onto something there. Dragons can represent pride. Bicorns can represent lust(?)

What else?

>> No.17834012

>>17834001
I don't get it, why are the nukis laughing?

>> No.17834017
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Miia's birthday is today, at least in nip land and other parts of the world. Happy Birthday and Halloween Miia

>> No.17834025

>>17834010
Tanuki Greed. Dragon Pride. Bicorn Lust. Weresheep Sloth. Heibi Envy. Ogre (or Redcap) Wrath. Beelzebub Gluttony.

>> No.17834029

>>17834010
>>17834025
>Bicorn Lust
But I don't want to fuck horsepussy.

>> No.17834032

>>17833900
>I'll let you have an hour a day with my feet!
I don't have enough sweating man pictures for this

>> No.17834036

>>17834029
You don't have to, it's just her disguise.
Her true form is a blue skinned, bootylicious Demon that can fuck you in ways you haven't even conceptualized yet. She has all your fetishes, and then some, and then some more, and is the master at using her body in any way possible to get you off, even from the other side of the room.
Just. For. You.

>> No.17834043

>>17833900
Lust and Gluttony are my favorites. The orgies we'd have together would be the true cavernous depths of degeneracy.

>> No.17834046

>>17834012
He just described the general MO of Tanukis.
>When they seize a human man, they use the power of money, smooth talking, and schemes. They usurp control of human territories and merchant families. They buy out entire impoverished families at once, seizing not just the man himself, but all related properties, social ranks, etc. They also use atrocious, coercive methods involving the use of smooth talking and illusionary spells to deceive men, and force them into debt. It’s not uncommon to find men who pay off the debt by offering them their body. By seizing capital and social standing in this way, they force men into obedience and claim them for themselves. So great is their appetite for sex that they’re even referred to as “lust incarnate,” and after having sex with them just a single time, the men are already defanged.

>> No.17834052

>>17834046
Well, guess I should be looking into dominant nukis more then.

>> No.17834060
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>>17834017
Happy birthday to the patron saint of sneks and the mother of my children.

>> No.17834073
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>>17834060
The cutest snek.

>> No.17834110

Only 56 days until Christmas anons, it's never too soon to start thinking about Christmas!

>> No.17834120

>>17834110
>Too late for G.U. Anthology
>Too early for MHWorld
>Family ignores requests for plastic crack
Christmas sucks this year.

>> No.17834123

>>17834110
Shut up corporate america. I may like santa girl outfits, but that stuff belongs in december only.

>> No.17834138
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Guys help me write mummy smut.

>> No.17834149

>>17834138
Tie the mans hands up behind his head and his legs spread out and then take things nice and slow, rubbing her super sensitive skin against his and just experimenting with it. I guess you can have him break the bindings and fuck her if you're one of those ones with shit taste for femdom turning on its head

>> No.17834153

>>17834149
>spoiler
No that's the worst and kills the boner.

>> No.17834156

>>17834036
>Anon has the great misfortune to be the object of the Lady of Lust's affections.
>One night she drags him screaming into her "pleasure labyrinth" and tells him that if he can find his way out he'll be rewarded with riches beyond his wildest imaginations.
>The catch is that while he's in the Labyrinth he's not allowed to wear clothes and dozens of her avatars are wandering the maze.
>All of them have the lewdest possible body for the monstergirl they represent and will rape him for days on end until he respawns in the middle of the maze and has to start over.
>As a bonus for anon, he's functionally immortal while in the maze, with no refractory period and limitless semen.
>It's a lie. There's no exits. All Anon can do is wander aimlessly until he breaks down and begs the Lady to make him her personal stud.
>And then he'll spend the rest of eternity at the center of the lewdest orgy imaginable, comfortable in the Lady's embrace and safe from the WHORES who would steal him from her.

>> No.17834162

>>17833900
I'm going to challenge Sloth to a game of riddles!

>> No.17834165

>>17834156
Perfect.

>> No.17834166

>>17834156
Saving this.

>> No.17834167

So, can Chimera take off dragon and goat head or it's irremovable?

>> No.17834173
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17834173

Lets talk snakes

>> No.17834174

>>17834025
A Weresheep of Sloth would basically make you Mr. and Mrs. Van Winkle.
By the time one or the other of you managed to tumble out of bed long enough to check the calendar, a decade would have passed.

>> No.17834180

>>17834173
I envy their abdominal muscles.

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>>17834173
https://youtu.be/6ajROHpPCT4

Simply the best.

>> No.17834196
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17834196

>>17834017
So how many Miias can you buy with 2 Gazers?

>> No.17834206

>>17834165
Don't forget that if you need to sleep you'll always inevitably wake up to one of her bodies either slobbering on, riding, jerking off or titfucking your dick.
And then it's back to the beginning.

>> No.17834225

Am I a bad person for wanting to overdose a Kikimora on fertility drugs?

>> No.17834228

>>17834156
I think I'd slowly devolve into a psychopathic serial killer rather than beg to be her lover.

>> No.17834253

>>17834225
>"Maaster~ I know what you diiiiid~ Stooop HIDING!"
>"You need to take responsibility Master. You need to whip out that fucking cock and knock me up! You need to BREED me all week long until I'm carrying at least five of your daughters!"
>"Where are you master? Where are you, you FUCKING SLUT? I know you want this... Does this excite you? The idea of being raped by your oh so proper maid? The idea of being a forced breeding stud? HEARD YOU GULP BITCH!"
>"Don't worry dar~ling! I'll make it feel really good. Now come to the bed so I can ride that big fat cock until I'm satisfied."
>"Hm? Be gentle? Hmmmmm. No~
Maids are already predisposed towards going Yandere anon, you need to understand what you're messing with.

>> No.17834259

>>17834228
For what reason? Getting pussy from a Goddess of Lust in any form you can imagine on a daily basis because she loves you?

>> No.17834279

>>17834259
I think it's because I'd get really tired of the almost unending rape, so tired that it would wear away at my mental state and I'd be reduced to a savage.

>> No.17834296
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>>17834225
>>17834253
This is acceptable.

>> No.17834319

>>17834206
YES.
Please.

>> No.17834330

>>17834225
>>17834253
Since some MGs have difficulty becoming pregnant, would they make fertility drugs be readily available to everyone? How would they first react to modern medicine once the portal opens?

>> No.17834336

>>17834173
Whats the best color of scales for a lamia?

>> No.17834355

>>17834279
Then she'll just make a Mindflayer body to repair your mental state anon.
There's no escaping a Goddess' love.

>> No.17834364

>>17834355
At that point she might as well get a different person.

>> No.17834365

>>17834296
Does the idea of your lewd bodied maid slamming you onto the bed and tearing apart your clothes like a wild animal to get at your dick excite you anon?
Don't worry about your clothes, she'll patch them up afterwards.

>> No.17834371

>>17834364
She's not changing you anon, just healing any mental damage you suffer so you're still the man she fell for.

>> No.17834381

>>17834371
But the flayer wouldn't know anything about me, so at that point I would be a completely different person.

>> No.17834397

>>17834381
Anon, I think you missed the part where it's just the same girl over and over again in different bodies.

>> No.17834399

>>17834381
The flayer is her anon. Another of her bodies. And she knows EVERYTHING about you. Even all the things you've repressed, and all of your little kinks.

>> No.17834420

>>17834397
>>17834399
Still though, it won't be the same me after she's done. It's like transferring a consciousness into another body and expecting it to be the exact same person.

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>>17834365
You bet it does. I'd love to see her mammaries swell to feed her new brood.

>> No.17834434

>>17834420
You're really fixated on this aren't you? She's just reversing damage, not changing anything.

>> No.17834453

>>17834434
I can actually see where he is coming from now that he's put it that way, if she's just saving over the older 'save' with what she remembers, it wouldn't exactly be a natural stream of consciousness. But actually fixing the damage without overwriting anything would solve the problem, albeit takes more time and is harder.

>> No.17834454
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17834454

The best vampire is the auntpire who arranges with your parents to take you in and look after you in exchange for you becoming her food supply, and continues to act like a doting guardian even as her nightly feedings become increasingly lewd.

>> No.17834474

>>17834427
>"Dance mit me, anon! Haha!"

>> No.17834521
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17834521

Please give me a snake GF; I beg of thee.

>> No.17834526

>>17834454
I'd be weirded out at first but if I learned aunt was actually single I'd actually feel pretty bad honestly. I'd probably end up like playing along to make her feel better

>> No.17834533

I would truly love to be turned back into an 18 year old virgin by my Waifu, then fucked to near mindbreak until we pass out.

>> No.17834542
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17834542

Beware plants

>> No.17834546

>>17834533
I want to be reverted to pre-puberty that is the only time of my life i could truly be happy.

>> No.17834550
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>>17834533
I sure as hell wouldn't. I'm in better shape now than I ever was, I want to keep my gains.
I'm a perma-virgin anyway.

>> No.17834554
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>>17834542
Beware fluff

>> No.17834556

>>17834542
Silly little Goblins.

>> No.17834576

>>17834554
Holy shit this confuses the penis. I want to know what Ran is doing in there exactly.

>> No.17834587

>>17834576
Their hips stay fixed relative to each other, so it has to be something like a very lewd hug.

>> No.17834605

Anyone got a link to the fallout monstergirls collection on this halloween night?

>> No.17834635

>>17834149
That's my fetish.

>> No.17834648

>>17834434
I think his point is that he's just uncomfortable with the scenario in question, and wished to voice it.

>> No.17834687

https://exhentai.org/g/1135653/08cd26ad0b/
>You'll never conquer a Vammpire with the power of dick

>> No.17834705

>>17834687
>You'll never get a bitejob from a Vampire

>> No.17834716

>>17834687
>Such beautiful skin, are you a foreigner?

Japs are retarded. Yeah, her skin quality is the indicator, not the fact that she's round-eyed, blonde, and white-skinned.

>> No.17834772

>>17834716
>making small talk is an indicator of mental retardation
Yeah, we should all start a conversation by ranting about politic or religion stuff.

>> No.17834781
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17834781

Bamboozled again, vampire girl!

>> No.17834788
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Hellhounds for Halloween!

>> No.17834795

>>17834781
Somebody's gon get purified

>> No.17834806
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17834806

>Have you ever heard about the Tanuki rules of acquisition?...

>> No.17834829
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spoopy

>> No.17834837

Demon sisters > Angel sisters.

>> No.17834839

>>17834829
What are those girls up to?

>> No.17834843

>>17834829
What a cute kitty.

>> No.17834844
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>>17834795
PURIFIED, YOU SAY?

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>> No.17834860

>>17834844
Did nothing wrong.

>> No.17834873
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17834873

>>17834844
She'll become a Paladin-chan by the end of it
I need razor-sharp Paladin-chan fangs deep inside my dickflesh draining me of both vital essences

>> No.17834905 [SPOILER] 
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17834905

Further proof that browncubi are bestcubi.

>> No.17834915

>>17834905
Succubi friend bestcubi

>> No.17834916

>>17834905
>that rear
Damn son, I want a bit of that.

>> No.17834929

>>17834915
Disregard the cute witch. She is nowhere near as lewd as the browncubi.

>>17834916
Well then, you know what to do if she were to trick or treat you.

>> No.17834935

>>17834905
As a sub, this does nothing for me.

>> No.17834936

>>17834837
Demons are just fallen angels tho, so you could have a pair of sisters where one is and angel and the other a demon

>> No.17834940

>>17834929
Succubi that are shy of their lewdness make far better lovers than some dumb witch.

>> No.17834946

>>17834929
Yeah, I know.
Spank it nice and slow with a hairbrush and then fuck it.

>> No.17834948

>>17834936
Yeah but Scanty&Kneesocks > Panty&Stocking

>> No.17834953

>>17834929
>Disregard the cute witch. She is nowhere near as lewd as the browncubi.
You're making a powerful case for the cute witch here. Pure girls are the best.

>> No.17834959

>>17834953
>Pure
She can't be all that pure when she is serving up her shy succubus friend in that manner.

>> No.17834973

>>17834853
Would hug until her ribs broke.

>> No.17835002

>>17834940
>Shy Succubus wears a sweater to hide her lewdness and finally leave her house for the first time in months
>All the boys look at her with lustful eyes regardless
>She gets extremely flustered and locks herself in the bathroom
Only the most tactful of anons could save her.

>> No.17835006

>>17835002
TITUS
GET MY AXE

I'll show you how a fireman opens a door.

>> No.17835008
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17835008

>I'm still thirsty, Anon

>> No.17835021

>>17835008
pls no watersports

>> No.17835023

>>17835008
Reminder to give your vampire enough water everyday.

>> No.17835033

>>17834959
She's serving up the browncubus to their mutual childhood friend who has a mutual unrequited crush on the brown cutie. That's extremely pure. Vanilla matchmaking is the best.

>> No.17835036

>>17835006
So you want a panicked shy succubus trying to cover up her breasts and butt that are almost popping out of her sweater?

>> No.17835042

>>17835036
That sounds way too sexy.

>> No.17835087
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17835087

>>17835008
Vampires have the right to suck their human's blood up until they faint.
If your Vampire mistress is kind to leave you conscious after feeding you better let her snack on you any time she desires.

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17835128

Ripperoni in pepperoni, adventurer.

>> No.17835130

>>17835033
Isn't she ovaryblocking herself?
Monster girls who do matchmaking while single cry themselves to sleep every night.

>> No.17835141

>>17835087
Can I snack on my vampire too? I'm sure she would enjoy such a foreign feeling.

>> No.17835159

>>17835130
She isn't interested in that friend and he isn't in her, though. It makes her feel all warm ans fuzzy inside to see two of her dearest friends find happiness with each other. With the way she's going to be beaming and giggling all day she's bound to find love for herself, too.

>> No.17835187

>tfw dommed by the head maid and the mistress

>> No.17835201

>>17835128
>implying it's not a trick to get close and stab her in the face with a dagger

>> No.17835209

>>17835187
Reminder that fucking the maid while having a wife is completely fine and it's not cheating. It's also a symbol of status.

>> No.17835224

>>17835209
What about whipping the maid while the wife is watching looking very uncomfortable?

>> No.17835262

Anyone have a good dragon-girl name for a story I'm writing?

>> No.17835263

>>17835224
If the wife is uncomfortable then it's not that fine, but still allowed.

>> No.17835272

>>17835224
You've got it all wrong. You're supposed to whip the wife while the maid watches, then punish the maid for making a mess on the floor.

>> No.17835279

>>17835262
Mikaella

>> No.17835284

>>17835262
Alexstrasza.
Mikal.
Boris.

>> No.17835292

>>17835263
I want the wife to be scared but a bit curious. Plus it's a good cop bad cop routine, you know?

>>17835272
But then the whipping never ends.

>> No.17835316

>>17835292
Ah, then it's fine. Grab your whip and whip away. Make sure to do lewd things with the maid to to have your wife fall for it.

>> No.17835324

>>17835284
>Boris.
Is that really a girl's name in some country?

>> No.17835330

>>17835316
Fine. The wife first. Then the maid, for giggling.

>> No.17835337

>>17835330
Then both. Two hands two wips, final destination.

>> No.17835343

>>17835324
Technically, if he wears a skirt and is cute...

>> No.17835345

>>17834873
Paladin-chans don't have fangs.

>> No.17835350

>>17835345
What? Sure they do, they're those sharp, long teeth at the corners of the mouth.

>> No.17835353

>>17835279
>>17835284
Thanks, gave me a good idea.

>> No.17835362

>>17835343
>An alp named Boris
What accent would this give?

>> No.17835366

>>17835337
Not both at once, you gotta take your time, enjoy them slowly...

>>17835362
Blyat?

>> No.17835405

>>17835366
No, we must go even further beyond. Use the whip on your feet and slap four girls at once.

>> No.17835407

>>17835350
Paladin-chans don't have those.

>> No.17835413

>>17828743
Very nice

>> No.17835418

Would you rather a thicc, dirty NEET Akaname gf or an autistic, spunky Mucus Toad?

>> No.17835419

>>17835407
The one in my village does, I see her licking them when she thinks nobody's watching.
Joke's on her, I'm always watching her

>> No.17835423

>>17835405
That wouldn't be enjoyable.

>> No.17835430

>>17835423
True, I forgot you could use a whip with your mouth too. Maybe one on the knees and elbows too.

>> No.17835443

>>17835419
Pretty sure that's not a paladin-chan. Maybe you should ask her to go out somewhere during the day just to be sure.

>> No.17835447

>>17835430
Don't forget about his armpits and his thighs. Anywhere he can hold a whip he must hold a whip!
What about one under the chin?

>> No.17835463

>>17835447
Let's not forget about the hair too. Anon has become whip, destroyer of maids.

>> No.17835469

>>17835418
Monster girls are all clean and good smelling even cockroaches.

>> No.17835471

>>17835443
>Asking my Paladin-chan out for a date
LEWD
You're one of those monsters she keeps warning me about, aren't you? I'll have to tell her all about this at my evening confession.

>> No.17835499

>>17835471
If you don't want to be seduced by a monster then isn't dating a paladin-chan the best option?

>> No.17835507

>>17835499
The only option to ascend to a higher state of conciusness where they can't find you

>> No.17835508

>>17835418
Mucus Toad. Cuter. Better tits. Crazy in bed. Better blowjobs and tongue sex too.

>>17835469
>girl who licks literal shit is clean and smells good

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>>17835087

>> No.17835555

>>17835499
Everybody deserves the love of their Paladin-chan, it's not right to monopolize it.

>> No.17835557
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17835557

They say she still roams MGC streets hunting her next target.

>> No.17835567

>thinkin bout how good Kraken and Mershark would be if they could live on land

>> No.17835584

>>17835508
KC used the mamono mana card again.

>> No.17835588

>>17835567
They can, just apply magic_____!

>> No.17835600

>>17835588
>thinkin about how thicc Kraken and Mershark would be if their tentacles/tail were turned into legs

>> No.17835617

>>17835600
>Mershark has well toned, powerful swimmer legs that could break a watermelon between her thighs
>Kraken's thighs are exceptionally soft yet firm, and extra thick

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>>17835600
Maybe more.

>> No.17835637

>>17835625
What do you even do with seven vaganias if you only have one dick? At best you could spread out seven deflorations over a period of time.

>> No.17835641

>>17835637
Seven deks.

>> No.17835653

>>17835518
This makes the Dhampir wet.

>> No.17835658

>>17835555
What if the paladin-chan wants to be monopolised? Besides, I'm telling you man, that is not a paladin-chan.

>> No.17835724

>>17835600
We need krakens and scyllas who have both a pair of legs and numerous tentacles.

>> No.17835729

>>17835724
No thanks.

>> No.17835733 [SPOILER] 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXiYpfR-cRE

>> No.17835762

>>17835733
Oh no! my dick is scared stiff!
I sure hope nobody walks over here and sucks it!

Since nobody did that, I'll guess I'll have to go pay some other girl a visit.

>> No.17835763

>>17835733
syringes are pretty spoopy indeed

>> No.17835767

>>17834253
Yes!!! This right here is the shit. Forcing normally prim and proper girls into raging sluts who only want your dick is the best fucking thing ever.

>> No.17835850

>>17835733
Lemme show you something REALLY scary Anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qTrgCWpLlM

>> No.17835857

>>17835767
It really is. The more repressed they are, the better it is when they turn yandere and go wild.

>> No.17835893

Spooky Scary Spider Girls.

>> No.17835907

>>17835893
Perfect for holding you close and not letting you go

>> No.17835908

>>17835724
Don't ruin them.

>> No.17835925
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>>17835893

>> No.17835952
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Sharp teeth

>> No.17835955

>>17835857
Its always good, even better when they're haughty and proud (dragons, vampires) or pure (baby crazy titanias) or even seductive (they'll break if you're dense enough)

>> No.17835964

>>17835952
What a nice lady.

>> No.17835967

>>17835955
It's the best when they're all of those at once with a dash of twitchy body horror (Paladin-chans mid-corruption)

>> No.17835968

>take daughterus trick or treating
>dullahan daughteru 100% adorable as Marie Antoinette
>ushi daughteru cheesy as hell, but still adorable dressed as giant spider from Wild Wild West.

>> No.17835980

>>17834905
Jesus, how could I ever repay my witch friend for helping serve my browncubus friend on such a silver platter to me as a willing shy yet horny lover?

>> No.17835985

>>17835968
>Marie Antoinette
Does she say "wassap homies"?

>> No.17836010

>>17835980
>”A-Anon, um- I’ve always re-really um, l-liked you and...”
>Witch friend playfully winds up and smacks brown’s ass with a firm pinch and shake at the end like she were performing an inspection
>”Yahoo! Hey Anon, what this sexpot’s tryin to say is, she needs you to be her hunk’a burnin Love! Not a bad gig, huh? I swear, if she had to wait any longer I’d have just tied her up and thrown her at ya! Now my two best friends are gonna hook up, see, and I don’t want neither of you to hold back anymore, ok?”
Good friend.

>> No.17836028

>>17828927
It's a parody of the rape horse meme image

>> No.17836052

>>17835600
Where is Kraken's vag? At what point do her ass/hips turn into tentacles?

>> No.17836076

>>17836052

Don't worry, she'll help you find it.

>> No.17836104

>>17835518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUiOylPbfV0

>> No.17836114
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gqbcKJ0TWM

>> No.17836122

>>17836114
>Sagat
National fucking treasure and the one man who legend tells made an entire village of Jinko moist just by standing there.

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Modified: Saturday, November 10, 2012, 10:44:18 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF7ONGguSeg

>> No.17836154

>>17836142
Zombie girlfriend may be a bit of an airhead bimbo, but I love her all the same!!

>> No.17836155

>>17834788
>filesize of 666kb
Absolutely perfect

>> No.17836185

>>17836154
Imagine lovingly stroking her hair and squeezing her fat tits as she sucks you off for hours and hours, just simply and happily moaning. No worries, no plots, no agendas, just your wife and her simple love of you and your cock.
I love Zombies for this reason. Down with Wights!

>> No.17836190

What horror movies would become romances with a heavy dose of mamonomana and marriage replacing death?
>It Follows - An overly aggressive team of wisps

>> No.17836203

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9RKwlF_MXE

>When the Undead Kingdom celebrates Halloween and shows human boys the dance of their people

>> No.17836218

>>17836190
>Slasher movies about cursed swords stabbing a man into loving them
>Zombie movies where masses of undead cause orgies everywhere

>> No.17836222
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>>17836203
I have to admit. Seeing this rhythmically thumping towards me would be scary.

Meanwhile, in the high class end of the undead world:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WCmAIMgNon4

>> No.17836232

>Undead Kingdom
https://youtu.be/BxSrDn3NReA

>> No.17836244

>>17836222
I remember before the color spread people assumed zombina's hair was green.

>> No.17836252

Uh-oh anon! It looks like it's going to rain really hard right when you're supposed to take your daughteru trick-or-treating!

What do?

>> No.17836257

>>17836252
I don't know, but weather Ryu is in for the spanking of a lifetime.

>> No.17836261

Remember that the church of Hathor is hear to help during the undead uprisings.

Zombies can't catch you if their thighs are too thick and asses too fat!

Seek refuge in the church today!

>> No.17836277

>>17836252
Laugh at her

>> No.17836300

>>17836252
Joke's on you anon, my daughteru's costume is made of latex so it's completely waterproof! People will also be likely to give her a lot more candy for her dedication to trick-or-treating in the rain!

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>I'll never get to bang Succubi dressed like Mario characters on Halloween

Fuck

>> No.17836329

>>17836252
>He thinks we're going to let rain or snow stop us

Kids these days, back in my time it literally snowed on Halloween and we'd get our fucking Reese's all the same.

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>>17836261
>Trusting Hathor

Like choosing between Undead and a Mad Scientist, everyone is a loser in that game.

>> No.17836356

>>17836346
That's a cute cow.

>> No.17836361

>>17836346
Come on anon, theres no way those cow cult followers would ever mob you like the undead would.

>> No.17836378

>>17831528
An Automaton without her loyalty programming like in the story could be a lot of trouble. She would override your "No, stop"

>> No.17836390

>>17836378
>She would override your "No, stop"
That means she knows i dont want it to!

>> No.17836393

>>17836378
An Automaton with a faulty speech recognition system would also be a pain. She would misunderstand "No more rape!" as "No! More rape!" and gladly oblige.

>> No.17836418

>>17836346
That's why Ares is my go to goddess. Sure, she might enjoy watching me fuck but it's not like that isn't my fetish.

>> No.17836424

>>17836393
That ones your own fault. “Please don’t! Stop!” and “Please! Don’t stop!” are a very slight difference.

>> No.17836430

>>17836378
The loyalty programming is what keeps us from going down the Ex Machina shit hole.

>> No.17836431
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>be the young master of a rich family, living on your own since your parents are busy
>you somehow come into possession of a decommissioned combat automaton
>she's deliciously strongfat, with bundles of artificial muscle hidden beneath a thick layer of impact absorbing material covered by silky synth-skin just slightly marred by "scars" where nanobots couldn't patch up past battle damage
>you decide to use her to ease the loneliness you'd been feeling lately and spend a good amount of cash to give her some upgrades
>you install new M.I.L.F. (Maternal Interface, Logic, and Functions) software, a Mother-board, and Hathor-brand Milk Tanks
>you couldn't repair some minor damage to her expression processors, but the doting she showered on you was only made more peaceful because of her muted facial expressions
>the two of you do everything together: play games, watch movies, sleep in the same bed, and even bathe together
>a couple of months later, you receive a package in the mail containing a Babymaker 9000 that you didn't order
>your automaton won't answer any questions about it, but insists that it'd be a waste not to use it

>> No.17836435

>>17836424
>there's a riot forming against monstergirls
>State deploys automaton
>you see your chance
>start screaming "No more rape!"
>the riot starts following you
>automatons enter in action
>it's a panic as they try to run away but are captured, dragged and mercilessly raped
>laugh to yourself

>> No.17836457
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>>17836431
I want to forcibly install a babymaker unit in a sleek, powerful recon unit and ruin her aerodynamic frame and perfectly balanced weight distribution with an increasingly heavy and large prototype growing inside her.

>> No.17836461

>>17836431
>Strongfat, M.I.L.F software, Hathor-Brand Milk tanks
>the doting she showered on you was only made more peaceful because of her muted facial expressions
I'm in love. I wonder how she would interpret me just nestling up to her and hiding away from the world between or sucking on her nutritious milk tanks and staying silent.

>> No.17836479

>>17836461
She would simply lay down and let you do as you please, holding you close and sometimes stroking your hair while telling you to take as long as you like

>> No.17836482

>>17836457
A2 is cute!

>> No.17836492

>>17836482
You're wrong. A2 is gorgeous

>> No.17836496

>>17836457
Anon no!
Reacon Units can't carry heavy assault models, they'll be slowed so dramatically that a sloth demon could catch them.

>> No.17836499

>>17836492
True
>tfw when you will never cuddle her after she has a flashback to her friends dying

>> No.17836501

>>17836492
>>17836482
>>17836457
Nier automata is overrated

>> No.17836504

>>17836457
>finish installing a babymaker in your automaton and set it to standard
>"User, this Unit believes the newly installed hardware will hinder maneuverability and is a waste of both internal space and money."
>...you set it to Brood Mode

>> No.17836505

>>17836461
Making Matron models out of war units is fantastic.

Also, a good way of ensuring that they have a place outside the modern world.

>> No.17836507
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17836507

>>17836501
Sorry, I don't speak butthater language.

>> No.17836510

>>17836504
>Brood mode
Anon, you don't want her moving at all do you?

>> No.17836513

>>17836496
>>17836504
>>17836510
That's exactly why it'd do it. She'd be increasingly burdened by our increasingly massive offspring until she was a prisoner in her bed, reduced to being pampered and cuddled all day.

>> No.17836519

>>17836501
Maybe, but it's still pretty good.
You could take out the hot robutt and replace her with some badass looking combat robot and I'd still play the shit out of it.

>> No.17836520

I want to buy an automation, buy a chief maid program, set her to "strict", unleash her on the other maids, and sit down and enjoy all the spankings.

>> No.17836527

>>17836513
But why?
It's not like anything will happen to her besides sporting a very large unit creation model in her midsection.

>> No.17836530

>>17836479
I'd like that very much. In that situation I wonder how she'd react to me just straight up calling her mommy as I pulled myself in closer.
>>17836505
Absolutely. Its a whole new lease on life for them and a fitting reward for a life of service. She'd never have to go back to those days off fighting in the colonies and instead enjoy a quiet and loving life with at least one person who truly cares for her.

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>>17836530
She would miss it.

>> No.17836534

>>17836520
Make sure you install ExtraClack High-Heels hard mods.

>> No.17836535

>>17836527
It will be very demeaning for her and boner-inducing for me. Also, I gain a buff Automaton daughter.

>> No.17836537

>>17836534
>chief maid with high heels
Mmm, good taste.

>> No.17836538

>>17836533
Offworld? Absolutely. But the fighting, the mindless wars and pointless slaughter at her own hand? I don't think she'd miss that.
Maybe one day if I manage to make enough money I can take her off world to see the Tannhauser gate.

>> No.17836542

>>17836507
I want to lay my head on the butt.
>>17836534
>ExtraClack High-Heels
Oh lordy, I just need some KissLips mod, SoftLove mod and OjouMod and I'll be golden.

>> No.17836544

>>17836534
>The sound isn't from the heel mods themselves, but a perfectly recreated sound file that can be adjusted to different settings
>sultry businesswoman, impending dom, stern headmistress, determined officer, or stepford wife
>All at adjustable volume levels as well

>> No.17836547
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>>17836542
So would I, dammit. My head, my hands, my dick...

>> No.17836557

>>17836547
Humans belong to Automata. They are just too perfect to resist. One day soon every human will be a willing slave to a cute Automaton's big butt.

>> No.17836558

>>17836542
>KissLips
With DSL upgrade or is that too over the top?
>OjouMod
Himecut hardmod or Drills?
>SoftLove
Does this make her pussy plump and soft?

>> No.17836560

>>17836530
Exactly, although one needs to wonder if you go whole hog and completely remove/replace their combat systems to house matron pieces or if you go bare minimum, slap in a daughteru unit creation module and call it a day.

>> No.17836561

>>17836557
I'd rather a normal human with a bountiful body.

>> No.17836562

>>17836557
I'm going to stop posting her ass or I'm going to fap again.

>> No.17836565

>>17836535
But her protocols are, mostly, screaming that she needs to be up and moving!
And that's not even factoring in if you decided to install nutrient processing/containment units to help feed the daughteru unit(s)

>> No.17836567

Friendly reminder that is it 100% okay to fuck Automaton toddlers. They're machines without real feelings so no harm done!

>> No.17836569
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17836569

>>17836562
Do you truly believe you can escape the robutt?

>> No.17836570

>>17836558
Just a slight DSL mod, enough to make them noticeable but not too much

Hmm, both are tempting, but I think I'll go for Hime cut, goes well with the heels.

It makes her soft in the best places.

>> No.17836575

>>17836530
>Call newly refitted into Matron Model mommy
>"...Yes. That is right. There is no need to be upset. There. There. Mo-. Mommy is here. Mommy will keep you safe. Rerouting protocols. Assigning monitoring paradigms. Defense matrices updating... Complete."
>She wraps her arms around you and pulls you perfectly between her breasts as her eyes shine briefly with a whirr and start their eternal scan of nearby threats that could somehow in some way harm you
>"...Mommy will keep you safe forever."
Automatons are cool in strange ways.

>> No.17836576

>>17836565
I'll just have to fill her up so vigorously that her accelerometers are satisfied.

>> No.17836580

>>17836569
I can try.
As long as there's no webm of her butt getting spanked.

>> No.17836585

>>17836560
>>17836575
It would seem at that point even if I tried to remove combat systems she wouldn't let me.
She would probably modify them herself in the midnight hours to be less in the way of nurturing functions so that they wouldn't be noticeable unless she made them noticeable. But if I tried to suggest to her she doesn't need them any more, she would coldly stare at me and say something like "Mother knows best."
Which I am more than fine with. And I'm not really ready for a daughter unit creation yet. Someday, but not nearly yet with her.

>> No.17836587

mommyfags are cancer

>> No.17836590

>>17836356
>>17836361
That's a Yeti Holstaur.

An Apex predator, like that super smart shark from Deep Blue Sea, she stalks MGC as the dreaded Serial Hugger.

>> No.17836592

>>17836570
You know, this kinda makes me think of if it would be possible to humiliate a mighty War Model by turning her into a disarmed, harmless pleasure model whose proportions are blown out to the extreme.

>> No.17836597

>>17836592
Careful there anon, that's borderline body horror. Think of how the poor Automaton must feel!

>> No.17836599

>>17836587
Let em have their fun, its just a fetish like any other round here.

>> No.17836603

>>17836587
Yes! Daughters are where it's at!

>> No.17836605

>>17836576
Please don't, they're quite fragile as they were made for stealth and speed, not full on combat.

>> No.17836611

>>17836603
You can spoil daughters!

>> No.17836616

>>17836611
You can spoil momsters too.
With dick.

>> No.17836617

>>17836616
I mean, you can spoil both with dick anon.

>> No.17836619

>>17836616
I'd rather spank the wife and spoil the daughters.

>> No.17836628
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>>17836617
>Momster and daughter both make a move/rape you at the same time
If both of them got pregnant you'd have a pretty wonky looking family tree.

>> No.17836629

>>17836628
No thanks.

>> No.17836632

>>17836628
>If both of them got pregnant you'd have a pretty wonky looking family tree.
KDF was right.

>> No.17836633

>>17836628
[Ushiromiya laughing in the distance]

>> No.17836635

>>17836597
>Give her an extreme lip mod for plump, kissable lips that are almost big enough to keep her slightly open for a dick to be inserted.
> a fat ass, thick thighs, and wide hips that throw her balance off so much that she can barely walk, much less move at combat speeds, her massive chest tanks constantly full and sloshing to give some slight modicum of over balance.
>An XL Daughteru Creation Unit that is permanently set on brood mode for Heavy Assault units.
>Memory isn't wiped so she can still remember fighting in combat and what her parameters used to be.
>Still thinking about increasing the frame padding amounts even more then they already are to continue movement restriction.


This seems strangely fun to do, and thats even before cranking up the pleasure sensitivity.

>> No.17836637

>>17836635
desist.

>> No.17836640

>>17836628
Jokes on them, I only have one dick and it's staying inside my waifu the whole time.

>> No.17836642

>>17836635
Okay we're getting too weird even for me.

>> No.17836649

>>17836635
Screw the haters, this is that stuff I love. Monstrous bodyhorror is olev.

>> No.17836652

>>17836637
Nyet, I've crossed that line and now want to push it.

>>17836642
Understandable, normally I don't want to go that far but today?
Today it seems right.

>> No.17836662

>>17836605
That's why the jostling from vigorous lewding can fool their sensitive diagnostics. It'll make her feel much better.

>> No.17836663

>>17836649
Also gotta make sure that the 'fuel storage' area is flexible so that it can hold the insane amounts shes going to be kept full with.

The assault model isn't used to this kind of assault.

>> No.17836668

>>17836662
Anon please, so many unnatural sensations are going to leave her sensors making strange patterns.

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>> No.17836679

Right, here's a fun game. Your Automaton maid hacks into your computer and finds your porn folders. The three most frequent fetishes she finds (apart from Monster Girls) she integrates into her body and her programming. What is she like now?

>> No.17836690

>>17836672
All I know that is in about five minutes some unfortunate adult is going to have a lot of sand to clean out of both their fur.

>> No.17836691

>>17836679
>Porn folders
She finds nothing.

>> No.17836695

>>17836679
>Impregnation
>Skin tight suit
>Hypnosis
So she's going to act hypnotized while wearing a skin tight suit and begging me to impregnate her?
Neat.

>> No.17836698

>>17836679
She’s getting a factory reset, that’s what.

>> No.17836700 [SPOILER] 
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17836700

Around Elves, watch yourselves.

>> No.17836724

>>17836679
Her breasts become utterly enormous, her ass and legs become extremely thick, and she gets herself into all sorts of lewd positions and situations without actually getting naked or doing anything intentionally lewd without my express intent.

>> No.17836736

>>17836679

Automaton that's pinned to the bed by huge, milky breasts, a tremendous daugtheru creation unit that's jam packed with girls, and more than an ample covering of pudge.


I may need to by some new synth muscle units if she wants to do anything but be in bed all day.

Damn my deviancy

>> No.17836737

>>17836679
Probably too /d/ for here but I'd absolutely love her.

>> No.17836740

>>17836679
>Massive tits
>Light femdom
>Red eyes
This is going to be fun.

>> No.17836771

>>17836679
She gets an Akaname like tongue and rapes my throat.

>> No.17836772

Inside every manticore there is a secret cuddlecore!although she won't let it out until your a half-conscious, drooling, aheagoed, mess of a human boy

>> No.17836790

>>17836700
Is she fearful at the sight of my dick or what?

>> No.17836793

>>17836772
Bringing out that cuddlecore is the best, as well as making her better at being a cuddlecore

>> No.17836797

>>17832645
>I remember I used to ask you all for comments on how my writing is doing - I should do that more.
It's shit.

>> No.17836799
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17836799

Spooky paizuri!

>> No.17836806

>>17836799
Would paint her face white!

>> No.17836807
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17836807

>Player character,NPC and/or enemies get replaced by monster girls in a game of your choice

what game is it and how it changes the experience?

>> No.17836808

>>17836799
She looks shortstack enough to take it standing. I want to push her against the wall and take her bust forcefully while hugging her head tight to my belly.

>> No.17836815

>>17836807
>Pokemon but you catch and train monstergirl versions of Pokemon
The dream.

>> No.17836824

>>17836807
Monster hunter with rape.

>> No.17836828

>>17836807
>WoW

I guess it's now about Alliance trying to keep human boys for themselves and Horde trying to get them, all while having to fight demons from outer space who also want the boys for themselves.

>> No.17836832

>>17836807
>Tera online
Well.
I guess there's as much ERP as there was before.

>> No.17836835

>>17836799
>”Boyfriend beware, you’re in for a scare! Ahuhuhu~!”
>tries to spook her crush all day but it just ends up in lewd situations
>at the end of the day she sighs while laying against him and says she might as well be pregnant after all the sex they had that day
>Anon’s heart jumps and he visibly appears frightened at the thought
>”Ooh? Ooh! I did it! I knew I’d scare you by Hollow’s end! Ahuhuhu~!”
>snuggles against him and nuzzles his chest while giggling happily to herself

>> No.17836837

>>17836815
That's basically just mgq paradox.

>> No.17836839

>>17836797
Dude, what? Lanternon is one of our better writefags. Sure, his protag at the moment is anti-monster, but writing and world building is pretty good.
viglia humps for was the captcha. How fitting for the thread.[/spooiler]

>> No.17836844
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>>17836839
>Lanternon
I miss Wurm imouto. Tera was the cutest.

>> No.17836846

>>17836799
This body with >>17836835 this personality is the perfect ghost girl. Cute, sexy, bubbly and airheaded. I want her to haunt (casually follow) me everywhere all the time.

>> No.17836848

>>17836799
Y'know, I'd probably be more into this person's art if the girls didn't always look like they were constantly annoyed.

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17836853

>>17836848
He draws his share of happy girls. It's mostly Uni who's annoyed all the time, but even she has her moments.

>> No.17836855

>>17836848
Annoyed girls are extremely cute.

>> No.17836857
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17836857

Stay off the streets tonight if you don't want to get SABBATHED.com

>> No.17836862

>>17836857
>SABBATHED.com
It's CUNNY'D.com, dummy.

>> No.17836865
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>>17836846
Boo!

>> No.17836871

>>17836844
The girls were great in that story except for the Dark Priest, fuck her and her Manticore friend for everything they did but the MC was a moron of the highest order. Victor seems to be questioning himself and his order, whilst Val spent the entire story ignoring the cruelty and mindrape going on around him, acting like the anti-monster side were the real problem.

That said, I'd love for Lanternon to do a spin off showing his life as an adventurer during the timeskip.

>> No.17836873

>>17836857
But I do! That Paladin-chan cosplay is so cute! I just want to grab her and take her home with me!

>> No.17836874

>>17836865
Waah! Booobies!

>> No.17836878

>>17836857
You know what I'd do in halloween? Eat the shota cake and get some candies.

>> No.17836883

>>17836857
Joke's on you anon, I'm married to my waifu and we have a daughteru so there's no way I can get raped on the streets! I mean, there's a good chance I'll need to use my spirit energy to cure my daughteru's post-candy-binge tummy ache so she can sleep comfortably, but that's only done in the privacy of our own home and definitely isn't rape!

>> No.17836888

>>17836878
>Dark Mage salivating.jpg

>> No.17836892

>>17836888
Where did the idea that Dark Mages have extreme lust for shotacock come from anyway?

>> No.17836896

>>17836878
Anon no! Then you'll DEFINITELY get raped! Think of how rare a lone shota ringing doorbells and asking lonely CC MGs for candy is, there is only one way a situation like that can end.

>> No.17836902

>>17836888
I'd happily eat that for a busty, tall Dark Mage.
>I exist in a universe where it's the day of witchcraft and magic yet have no towering sorceress to snuggle up to.
This world is fucking garbage.

>> No.17836905
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17836905

>>17836892
This image probably. Or the full version.

>> No.17836907

>>17836888
Dark mage thought it was a shota but it was just me, normal anon with heavy magic protection because I know what's up.

>>17836896
It doesn't work that way though, shotas only get raped because they are pure and innocent. If a CC tried to lure me in she would fail.

>> No.17836908

>>17836892
Well a Dark Mage is basically just a Witch. 1+1 and all that.

>> No.17836914

>>17836907
>If a CC tried to lure me in she would fail.
If she fails she'd have to resort to more drastic measures anon, you know how desperate these girls can get! Most of them are much bigger and stronger than you too!

>> No.17836918

>>17836892
CC looking profile image, they hide out in the woods reinforcing the hermit CC stereotype, they take on a man as a familiar which lends itself to the image of them bossing around a young boy apprentice, and they’re mega perverts, having literally monsterized through sheer force of pervertedness
A lot of those line up with a shotacon MO. Point is they’re just freaky and down for weird stuff in general. They’re probably a lot of Dark Mages into /d/ stuff. Or at least open to it.

>> No.17836921

>>17836892
Christmas cakes lust for inexperienced kids because a normal one would be too much for their virgin body to handle.

>> No.17836924

>>17836839
What the fuck are you even talking about?

>> No.17836926

>>17836679
>three most frequent fetishes apart from Monster Girls
What?

>> No.17836928

>>17836815
Just go play the Moemon romhack.

>> No.17836931

>>17836914
Like I've said, I'm not a shota so I'd instantly recognize the look in their eyes and revert back. If she tried to do anything a sabbath candy and reflect spell should solve the problem.

>> No.17836932

>>17836679
I only have one fetish, so....

>> No.17836933

>>17836902
>Super tall, leggy, busty Dark Mage sees a shotafied you at the door on Halloween
>asks in a hot and bothered voice if you’d like to come inside and have all sorts of “yummy, juicy sweets” while a hand of hers absentmindedly slips underneath the front of her dress
Hello boner.

>> No.17836935

>>17836807
>Splatoon
I want a childhood friend WOOMY

>> No.17836936

>>17836926
What comes up most frequently.

>> No.17836939

>>17836828
So..just the MGE setting then?

>> No.17836945

>>17836939
Minus the aliens.

For now.

>> No.17836948

>>17836931
>you quickly transform back when you see the look in her eyes
>she pouts, but is amicable
>”Bah, shucks. Should have guessed. Oh well, enjoy the candy. Oh oh oh, wait, don’t eat the purple one, here, I’ll take it back. Trust me on that one.”

>> No.17836952

>>17836892
Not from the source, even KC isn't pathetic enough. Fags here are that mommy issued/insecure.

>> No.17836954

>>17836948
What a nice fella. Would transform back and tell the nearest shota that she has a super good and rare candy.

>> No.17836956

>>17836952
Keep the salt at minimum.

>> No.17836957

>>17836948
>become platonic friends with local social pariah/degenerate (yet also a friendly nice girl) Dark Mage
>she’s cool and friendly and chill but always asks as you’re leaving to send any innocent abandoned boys you come across her way

>> No.17836958

>>17836952
>insecure
Tumblr buzzword

>> No.17836962

>>17836954
>Shoots you a huge grin and okay-hand sign over her shoulder as she’s leading him into her dimly lit home
Coexistence!

>> No.17836963

>>17836956
Shitting on writefags didn't work so he needs to try another angle

>> No.17836965

I like me some ss to be honest

>> No.17836966

>>17836962
Bro tier dark mage. Would hang out with and ask how the marriage is going.

>> No.17836969

>>17835952
>Sharp teeth
Literally one of my fetishes. I won't say what the others are lest I out myself.

>Dinner with a Kumiho
>It's of course, lots of meat and herbs and spices
>She's been watching you intently as you often give compliments to the chef during the several course meal
"I do love cooking with clay. It often helps trap the succulence of the meat."
>Her eyes narrow when you start sweating
"Oh, don't worry. I only use the freshest ingredients."
"'People'? Hardly. I may be a monster but I'm not a simpleton. I'm almost insulted you would insinuate that."
>Every move of her body is calculated to draw out her sex appeal, her bosom pressing together and giving you maximum viewing pleasure of her cleavage
"Though, I would say you're quite safe. Based on the smell of your liver it'd set my entire kitchen on fire~ Gakaka."
>You find out later her bark is far worse than her bite, even though she nips you just hard enough to leave marks that puzzle your co-workers

>> No.17836971

>>17836957
>>17836962
Seems like the kind of gal you could ask for specialty potions at a good price for personal use, as long as you tell her about it after so she can improve the recipe for next time.

>> No.17836972

>>17836952
DoubtfulMikeStoklasa.jpg

>> No.17836974

>>17836862
Would you pronounce that the way you do the orange drink?

>> No.17836977

>>17836924
Your response was his writing is shit, I responded by asking you what the actual fuck you were on about.

How is this hard?

>> No.17836978

>>17836807
>Dragon's Dogma
>Lustful Royal Red Dragon marks you as hers
>LITERALLY steals your heart to make you seek her out
>Wants you to play into her "hero chases down the dragon fantasy"
>Hears some village harlot tried to waifu you and goes full Double Yandere
>Game is now about a yandere dragoness with ill explained motives kidnapping your [Kiki/kobold/Elf/Centaur/etc.] waifu to force you to come to her

>" I-I saw you FIRST! It's not FAIR!!! Is this what you wanted?! Well decide then! Me or HER? The choice is yours Arisen!"

>> No.17836979

>>17836839
Now sure because he's one of the few we have left, back in the day he was nowhere close.

>> No.17836981
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17836981

Finally, all done.

>> No.17836984
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17836984

Mamono Silver Foreplay is hot!

>> No.17836987

>>17836979
Who was better back then? I can only count Captain and LDR.

>> No.17836989

>>17836978
>Fuck the dragon so hard the ground breaks and creates a huge infinite hole

>> No.17836996

>>17836989
>"I said SLAY the dragon, not LAY the dragon!"

>> No.17836998
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Uncensored here:

https://i.imgur.com/SuVsBfw.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/ckMCTC5.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/nlI7Tml.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/BzvDU4j.jpg

>> No.17837000

Got a new Kobold request in today! Some really nice spanking here, plus latex and light bondage.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65693601

>> No.17837001

>>17836966
The sight of her familiar/husband peacefully sleeping while slumped against her side thigh would be enough to let you know as she silently tosses over a beer.
>>17836971
Absolutely. She’d love hearing about the results as she has a genuine passion and glee for sex magic. She may even on some occasions let you have totally original prototypes for free as long as you promise a full report.
I wonder how her new husband would react to you, the poor little guy.

>> No.17837004

>>17837000
>Some really nice spanking here
Brb

>> No.17837005

>>17836989
>Gazer fag shows up and thanks you for breaking the barrier between dimensions
>Descends into the hole to find his waifu

>> No.17837007

>>17837000

Neat. Also checked.

>> No.17837009

>>17837005
Oh fuck I forgot that was down there. Behold the power of love and dragonfags.

>> No.17837012

>>17831698
Thanks you!
>>17831689
Fuck you.

>> No.17837014

>>17837000
Whoa mama KDF that's nice

>> No.17837021

>>17837001
She has beers too? Did the right choice giving her a shota after she was so nice. Would definitely go on trips with waifu, her and her husband.

>>17837009
I see you.

>> No.17837024

>>17836936
Monster girls then. I don’t have a preference deeper than that except for a blacklist of fetishes/girls I can’t stand.

>> No.17837035

>>17837021
>>17837001
The question is, does she let her shota husband drink alcohol?

>> No.17837036

>>17837035
NO

>> No.17837038

>>17836892
Shotafags being obnoxious, as usual.

>> No.17837040

>>17836921
That's retarded.

>> No.17837044

>>17837038
Unlike spankfags, of course.

>> No.17837046

>>17837040
Look if you want to look for real reasons it gets depressing

>> No.17837051

>>17837044
I hate both.

>> No.17837055

>>17837051
I hate you.

>> No.17837057

>>17837040
They just don't want to end up with heart pupils and ahegao so they go for shotas to remain dominant instead. Not only that, but they can learn about sex together.

>> No.17837061

>>17837000
>that artist
You have made me a very happy man.

>> No.17837064

>>17837057
But as I said, that's retarded, because Demonic Energy, monsters knowing about sex even if they're virgins, etc.

>> No.17837065

>>17837035
Definitely not anon, maybe let him taste it a bit but she wouldn't be that irresponsible.

>> No.17837066

>>17837046
Go for it.

>> No.17837068
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17837068

>I heard ole miss Uni is giving out Reese's, come on!!!

Little Jimmy was never heard from again.

>> No.17837070

>>17836987
Lets not get into that, serves no useful purpose and shits up the thread

>> No.17837071

>>17837061
Sankaku? He's usually into anime girls like Illya or te Monogatari girls.

>> No.17837075

>>17837064
Knowing about something and putting it into practice are different things.

>> No.17837078

>>17837051
You hate everything, anon

>> No.17837080

>>17837078
That may be true, but it doesn't change the fact that shotafags and spankfags are cancer.

>> No.17837082

>>17837080
In my eyes it is the fatfags that are cancer.

>> No.17837084

>>17837080
What do you like then?

>> No.17837085

>>17837071
yes but the spanking.

>> No.17837088

>>17837080
I have not seen shotafags forcing themselves in the threads lately. Seems more like a case of "stop liking what I don't"

>> No.17837090

>>17837085
With a paddle, no less.

>> No.17837099
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17837099

>Time to get lots of candy! F-For my experiments of course...

>> No.17837101

>>17837066
Sexually assaulted as a child and now afraid of men but still having sexual desires so going after boys since they are "safe" sexual partners

>> No.17837105

>>17837088
>lately
That's only because spankfags have recently taken it upon themselves to force their stupid fetish on the thread.

>> No.17837107

>>17837099
Lichsan probably makes it so all that candy goes right to her tits.

>> No.17837110

>>17837000
This makes me wonder if you are one of the spankingfags who's been about lately.

>> No.17837114

>>17837107
But the experiment backfires! And goes to her thighs and bottom instead!

>> No.17837115
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17837115

>>17837099
Strong costume too.

>> No.17837121

>>17837114
Would be adorable watching her inspect her larger rear and thighs in the mirror and let out a little disappointed sigh that the holst next door is going to have a larger chest again this year.

Would happily give that fat bottom a swat.

>> No.17837127

>>17837115
I DON'T MIND

>> No.17837129

>>17836998
Beautiful, money well spent I'd say.

>> No.17837130

>>17837110
Probably not in the sense that you're thinking anon. I'll post in reply to something about spanking once in awhile, but I'll only rarely go out of my way to try and start a discussion about it. That being said though spanking is quite wonderful, really good stuff.

>> No.17837132

>>17837000
This is actually really nice, good stuff KDF.

>> No.17837141

>>17837080
But so are you, don't you see? You admit you hate everything so you cannot possibly contribute anything positive or worthwhile to the thread. You're the same as them.

You're the same, Anon.

>> No.17837145

>>17837130
I ain't a spankfag but I sympathize with you mate. It sucks having a fetish other people use as an excuse to shitpost or derail threads.

>> No.17837147

>>17837129
It was worth every penny. Luckily that artist is pretty cheap in prices.

>> No.17837161

>>17837145
Thanks anon. I am no stranger to that feeling at all and I am guilty of doing things along those lines tin the past for sure, but I like to think I've changed and I still feel you here.

>> No.17837170

>>17837145
>It sucks having a fetish other people use as an excuse to shitpost
The worst part is when someone pretends to be you to shitpost. Sure, everyone is anonymous here but it still leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

>> No.17837171

>>17837170
Oh man anon, this is the absolute worst. Really grinds my gears.

>> No.17837182

How do I summon a succubus? Asking for a friend.

>> No.17837193

>>17837182
>How do I summon a human? Asking for a friend.

t. Succubus in some parallel universe

>> No.17837194

>>17837182
Choke yourself during fap. The harder you choke the more likely she will appear. Repeat until you succeed
t. bill

>> No.17837211

As an expert I can confirm that to tame your Pharaoh you just had to beat her in yu-gi-oh.
It is that easy.

>> No.17837215

>>17837211
Well, you didn't get a five so you're not off to a good start.

>> No.17837221

>>17837193
A succubus and a human, separated by dimensions, decide to make magical circles during one fated night and begin the summoning ceremony. But it happens that they did it at the same time and targeted one another so now they must deal with being in the other side, alone with without an idea of how they got there.

This is a story of mistery, drama, comedy and love. Will they manage to survive in each other's world? Will they be able to meet? Find out on my newest novel: "I tried summoning a succubus but now I'm in the demon realm and she's not here?!"
Made by me.

>> No.17837228

>>17837211
>"berserker soul!?"

>> No.17837240

>>17836987
LanternAnon is a decent writer, yes. But it's completely subjective as to who the 'greats' were. Personally I'd say LDR, ELH (He's still around and does quests or some shit, just writes like once ever blue moon or something), ThunderBrother, Captain, RSAnon, Lanternon in no particular order. Penywise is also an honorable mention.

Losenis is also pretty good but he's better off when you ignore the fact he spams Deus Vult memes like a fucking /pol/tard. I won't go any farther to avoid shitting up the thread since all of this post is a giant opinion anyway, but I won't name the shit writers in thread an circlejerk because they know who they are.

>> No.17837251

>>17837240
I agree entirely with this list, but feel that D3lirium is pretty damn good after Flute, Dancer, Temple. If he posts more stuff boasting that level of quality he's getting into my top five.

Seriously man, if you're here just how long did that take you? It's insane.

>> No.17837277

>>17836998
She is gorgeus, Ochi best muscle girl. I want to sleep embraced by her.

>> No.17837280
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17837280

Only the spookiest of waifus will suffice on the Night of Samhain.

>> No.17837288

>>17837194
As in cipher?

>> No.17837289

Whats the best type of centaur for a nice healing story?

>> No.17837292

>>17836857
Pretty sure the Sabbath have me on a blacklist of some kind.

>> No.17837299

>>17837211
What happens if I lose against her? Is it a trick like the Sphinx where either end is a good end?

>> No.17837305

>>17837299
If you win she becomes your wife!
If you lose you become her slut!
Win/Win!

>> No.17837308

>>17837299
You get banished to the shadow realm, that means you go to the place where they make dark matters with a bunch of khepris and dudes.

>> No.17837315
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17837315

>>17837292
>They open anon's file
>In big bold red ink it says "Likes big boobs"
>There's a big "Rejected" ink stamped signature

>> No.17837319

>>17837211
>Easy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp4fxe75810

>> No.17837320

>>17837308
No anon, the "Shadow Realm" is what she calls it when she sits on your face with her huge soft ass.

>>17837315
Don't forget "Harboring a Heretic".
I'll never let those shitty Loli hags bully my lanky teenage Baphomet adopteru again.

>> No.17837328

>>17837320
That's more like the wet kingdom.

>> No.17837333

>>17837328
Would you be able to handle the "punishment game" though anon?
It's just her using her god voice to make you unable to cum as she uses every single sexual skill she knows to overload your body with pleasure.
You get to cum when you beg for release in a way that pleases her.

>> No.17837334

>>17837221
To be honest I expected Keit-Ai.

>> No.17837339
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17837339

>>17836969
>tfw no Kumiho to forcefully husbando me

>> No.17837349

>>17837339
Would Kumihos agree to dick biting instead of liver biting?

>> No.17837351

>>17837333
Jokes on her, that's my fetish. I'd fight against her until the end though, trying to make her cum despite not being able to do so myself.

>> No.17837352

>>17837349
Just lots of nibbling and licking during sex in general.

>> No.17837353

>>17837349
Why not both?

Although dick biting would be gentle teasing and liver beating is more like the real deal

>> No.17837359

>>17837353
biting*

>> No.17837361

>>17837251
I haven't read his/her stories so I won't comment. Just glad Alp is getting better at writing, and Beast is doing his best. Also glad faggocks finally fucked off.

>> No.17837363

Bring me a liver fox and make her a maid so she can climb into my bed after I've gone to sleep and gnaw on me all night and then pretend nothing happened in the morning.

>> No.17837366

>>17837161
You're ok, KDF.

>> No.17837368

>>17837308
What rules are we using? Master Rule 3 was the best

>> No.17837375

>>17837363
Liver fox are meant to be mistresses, not maids

>> No.17837385

>>17837038
Nighoundfags are far more obnoxious desu.

>> No.17837387

>>17837363
I prefer a Dark Mage Maid who absolutely goes to town on my dick every night using a spell that ensures I'll stay asleep even as she does all sorts of degeneracy to me.
Then the next morning is as perky and innocent as she can manage to pretend to be.

>> No.17837399

>>17837387
That would be nice, although it would be kinda weird to wake up in the morning with sore balls and the Dark Mage looking like she's pregnant.

>> No.17837406

>>17836844
Tera was, in fact, the best character. Her and Cara, though, were probably the majority of the reason why he couldn't really deal with anti-monster sentiments on any level other than unthinking hatred, though. Anyone who wished ill of them was, after all, obviously pure evil.

>>17836871
I'd do that, but seeing just a couple days of older Lanternon, if memory serves, was sufficient to ruin Christmas that year. Seven years of hurting people and being idly horrified of the possibility that his best friend/romantic interest had starved to death couldn't possibly be fun to write, and I sincerely doubt would be fun to read.

>> No.17837408

>>17837399
>"Yaherooo! Good morning master~! Breakfast is served!"
>Wobbles her cumbloated stomach over and sets down a full plate of breakfast
>"Make sure you eat it all! It's got my special ingredients to help boost stamina and recovery!"
>She gives a happy bow and skips out of the room, with the audible sound of gurgling thick liquid following her
>What a strange maid

>> No.17837410

>>17837408
>inflation
I want /d/ to leave.

>> No.17837416

>>17837410
Please don't put us all in the same bag.
I only like spanking cute, small monstergirls.

>> No.17837417

>>17837410
Yeah and I want a Lamborghini but no one cares

>> No.17837419

>>17837408
Cute but confusing.
Where does it go?
Why does she do it?

If thats what she does all night, when does she sleep?

>> No.17837422

>>17837419
Absorbed into magica and body-improvements.
Because she's a horny, ultra-perverted Dark Mage.
She rarely does, or does so when I'm out for the day, summoning familiars and imps to do the actual maid work while she passes out and digests on the couch.

>> No.17837434
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17837434

Last day I'm legally able to use this image. Dayum shame too.

>> No.17837435

>>17837422
>Bright, chipper and perky as she waves her husband/boy toy away for the day.
>Closes the door and promptly collapses on a couch, clutching her gurgling middle while a bunch of imps and familiars pop out of the woodwork like grim faced construction workers to clean everything while she sleeps.
>They all chainsmoke on the back porch during their breaks
>You never see them so you are always confused at the full ash tray and constant cigarette smell on your back porch.

>> No.17837446

>>17837435
>>17837408
>Magical-girl tier upbeat and bubbly around her husband/boy-toy/master
>Groaning sluggish tired and downbeat as soon as he's out of sight
>Perverted Hex-maniac tier psycho sex-freak by the time night roll around
I love her.

>> No.17837454

>>17837435
I'd probably ask her what the smell of smoke is, to which she'd panic and say it's from her brewing potions to make some money on the side so she can buy such nice new clothes to wear for master or something to that effect, hiding beads of sweat as the Work Crew snicker behind the walls in the pocket dimension the Mage set up for them.
What a fun maidwife!

>> No.17837467

>>17837446
>Dark mage is sleepily laying on the couch when a tiny, but buff, imp flies up to her.
>"Eyyy Boss."
>The dark mage response by growning and curling up tighter beneath the blanket that got dropped on her.
>"Boss....Hey Boss!'
>Dark mage continues to whine and groan.
>"Hey Boss, your husb-"
>In a single motion the Dark Mage pops up and skips to the door like an over eager puppy, the bump gone and her bust/hips a bit bigger as she looks out for you.
>Imp sighs, waves the other girls out to their own home to various grumbles of 'Its a livin'"

>>17837454
Undoutably the cutest.

>> No.17837468

>>17837339
Writing a Kumiho would be easy enough given my proclivity for erotic horror. Wanting to write one in a way that won't piss off the most vocal autists, however, is difficult.

>> No.17837469
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17837469

>>17837408
>>17837435
>>17837446
Is this her?

I think it is safe to post it...

>> No.17837470

>>17837289

Nightmare or White horn i'd think

>> No.17837472

>>17837434
Don't worry anon. This might be the 9999th day of oktoberfest but at least we'll have next year.

>> No.17837473

>>17837468
Pissing them off why

>> No.17837481

>>17837469
Only at night when the Husband-lust is re-awakened.

>> No.17837482

>>17837410
Okay, is this just the same guy literally bitching about every fetish? I get people have different tastes, but damn, we have just been attacking people in this thread.

>> No.17837487

>>17837446
>>17837469
Why is the Hex Maniac the perfect monster?

>> No.17837490

>>17837469
Definitely at night time and her perversion can go unnoticed with no risk.
>>17837467
Oh gosh she really is. I can see her flinging the door open and throwing aside maid protocol to hug me tight and welcome me home with a crystal ringing voice.
But I bet there are some days the Imps play pranks on her.

>> No.17837500

>>17837490
Some days like when they undo the straps on her top when she's sleepy so that when she pops up to greet you she pops her top and greets you with bare, full, heaving breasts.

Or when they tweak a potion that'll make her 'more alluring' to temporarily make her an oppai loli or Just increase the size of her rear so that its unwieldy and unnatural.

>> No.17837516

>>17836871
I liked the dark priestess, fight me

>> No.17837518

>>17837387
I actually really enjoy how cute the dark mage is in the first panel of >>17836905

I’d like to see that side of her more.

>> No.17837523

>>17837500
Perfect, those are all wonderful. Imagining how she'd try to play them all off is great too.
>"A-ah! Oh, oh my! Um, s-sorry master, haha, looks like my breasts were excited to see you too! A-ahaha! Ha! Haha..." Internally screaming DO YOU LIKE THEM DO YOU WANT TO SHOOT YOUR CUM ALL OVER THEM etc
>Oppai loli potion happens and she tries to completely ignore it the next morning, having to use both hands to carry the plate of breakfast above her head and set it down saying in an adorable young voice "B-Breakfast is served!" before scurrying off
>Booty potion happens and she gets stuck in the doorway on the way out in the morning, to which she has to shamefully ask me to help push her out and hide how my hands and groin shoving against her big fat ass is making her ahegao and openly cum herself under her dress, then trying to put back on her chipper mood to wave goodbye for the day
I wonder when she would realize that I've known about the imps and the sex for some time now and just didn't know how to bring it up to her that I'm okay with all of it

>> No.17837524

>>17837518
Friendly sorceress Dark Mages are olev too, just as much as ultra pervert ones. I feel you on that anon. That's why I like the idea of her sort of changing phases, like the monstrous side of her takes over at certain times of day but otherwise she's pretty fun and cute.

>> No.17837529

>>17837473
Implied Prometheus action. Yes, I realized nobody cared about Losenis literally decapitating a Steelim in a story but you know, he's a decent enough writer if not a meme lord.

>> No.17837539

>>17837523
Anon no.
They day she learns that she's going to do a full day perversion session that's going to leave you dry as a bone.

>> No.17837549

So EVERYthing is in the NEEEEEEWS today...
𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐄𝐄𝐄𝐖𝐒
E̴̜͓̞̣͙̦̦͎̮͉̖̕͘͞V͏̫̭͔̹͘E̡̱̮̟̙̬̙͕R̨̞̥͇̫͈͔͚̻̠͝͝Ỳ̧̳̗̦̼̳̝̜̳T̛̗͇̺͇͖̟̖̮̼͎̱͙̖̥̬͓̞̹̕̕H̴̨͎̝̼̰̬͉͔̙̣͎̬̤͔͎͟I̛̮̫̹͈͕̦̩͍̬͚̮̗̦̤͘N̡̡̬͙̣̞̳͈̖̩̜̝̬̤̙͢G̀͏̶̞͓͕̼͕̳̙͍̩̺͖͓͙͙͉̯̕͝ ̸̨̛͓͎͙͈͉̭̖̱̤̘̦̝̙͕͢͢Į̤͙̰̰͙̻̝̳̯̫͚̖̝͜ͅS̸̵̷̨̢̺̪͔̰̟̰͕͈̥̘̭̯͖̺ ̝̙̣̝͔͓̬̻̪̬̙̕͝͡Į̸̕͏̭̠̘̘̻̯̮̟̦̱̰͈̀ͅN̷͏̴̺̺͎͙̳ ̪̰̝̱͍̮̬̤̬̳͈̗̀͟T͎̜͉͍̙͍͍͉͈͓̦̤̣͍͘ͅͅH̵͙͚̬͇͉̪̖̳̮͝Ẹ̺̺͔͜ ͉̜̻̩̩̯̖͉͔̻͔̝̗̹͜͞͝ͅN̸̛̩̜̹̤̝͍͇̙̮̱̘̬̜̱͟ͅE̸̸͎̱͇̜̫͉̳̘̤̯̜̠̮͙̩͜ͅͅẀ̵̝̬̫̳̭̺͉̞͔͕̟͡ͅS̸̶̛͓͖̤͉̱̩̥̫̺͎̭͉̖̥̟̀ ͏͏̨̦͓͍̭̖̝͝T̛̼͉̘̻͝O̴͇̤̪͔̻̪̰̩̪͙͍̝͈̞͕͍̺͝D̷̼̠͎͉͈͔̞̘̺̥̟͉̟̤͕̱̼̩͕͜A̶̡̛̞̥͎̳͕̺͎̘͙̠͉̩͡͞Y̵̢̧͖̹̣͖̯̟̗̰̗̺̣̼ͅ!̣͎͈͇̞̙͍̳̞̩̰̜̫͕̱̘̹̜͜͞͞ ̮̩̰͇͔̙͓͜ͅÈ͕̝͔̳̫͍͕̟̹͓͍̖͞V̷̨͖̟͚̪̗͇̹̺̣̙͕͚͇̤̩̹̤͜͡E̡͏̴͕͓̗̖͙̦̹͉̜̯R̸̢̺͈̟͓̩͕͇͇̻͙̀͝͡Ý̸͚̩̥̺͇̺̺̩̞͢Ṯ̸̛̠͕͇͚͈͕̠̝͍̜̟̺͍̩̥͘͢H̷́͏̩̱̩̭͎̯̩̞͉̯̜̳̰̝̠͕̤͚́ͅI̷͇̗͎̼̤̜̯̙̜̪̠͙͠N̴̶̸͇̝̹̥̗̩̹͍̖̟̹͈͉̯̱ͅĢ̴̤̼͍͙͕̼̱̙͉̥̳͓͟͡!̢̛̘̤̺̞͕̱̥̘͇̫̦͉͙̩͈̜͘͠ ̸̵̫̻̺͙̥͉͍̟̝̤̥͝E͞͡͏̶̰̝͔̻̫V̠̣͙͚͍̱̟̙̣͓͡Ȩ̷̥̳͕͙̰̖͘͟͠ͅͅͅŔ̷͉͍̰͖̼̹͍͝Y̨͎̥̦̹̗̘̬̱͎͘̕T̗̙͖̙͜͠H̡̹̝͈̜̺̯̠ͅỊ̡̛̯̩̟̤͈̜̥̦̘̮̘̞̳̜͘͟ͅN͉͓̱̩̭̳̮̗͡͞G̶̢͏̗̮̱͕̤̣͇͙̫͈̠̹̗!͔̪̭͖̺̝͇͙̜̰̣̦̼͍͖͈͔͎͉

>> No.17837553

>>17837549
Shogg-chan, I can just read the paper myself, thanks

>> No.17837555

>>17837529
>Implied Prometheus action
Eh?

>> No.17837557

>>17837555
>Prometheus, in eternal punishment, is chained to a rock in the Caucasus, where his liver is eaten daily by an eagle, only to be regenerated by night, due to his immortality.

>> No.17837560

>>17837539
Well
Maybe I want to finally be awake for such a thing and enjoy her enhanced sultry hourglass curves and feeling her fill up with my seed

>> No.17837575

>>17837560
That's nice.
Be sure to enjoy the sleepy, morning snuggling, although you may have to be against her back considering whats going on in her front.

>> No.17837586

>>17837557
Isn't that the point of Kumihos though, why would anyone get mad

>> No.17837587

>>17837575
I'll fully enjoy it to my heart's content.
But you know I'll be kissing and squeezing and molesting what is going on in her front while she's in that state. She thinks she's a pervert, she doesn't realize how much I am too.

>> No.17837599

>>17837587
Perfect, although you can't get too carried away.

She may need to actually walk the next day and she can't do that after a whole night of debauchery.
Or when it makes its way to her body

>> No.17837607

>>17837435
>cigarettes / tobacco
Dropped

>> No.17837614

>>17837607
They're the hired help, they aren't for romancing

>> No.17837619

>>17837549
How did you get the bold serif text?

>> No.17837620

>>17837599
Don't care. She's getting it again and again and again and again and I'm gonna indulge in it.
She can have the Imps do some work and take the next day off. Call it a honeymoon!
And when it finally does digest and make its way to her body, I'm gonna find a way to work from home so I can just stick my body all over hers all day long and sleep with her smothering me in all those glorious girlparts. Comfy as can be.

>> No.17837625

>>17837614
Fair enough. I’ll just remind my “maid” to empty it out.

>> No.17837639

>>17837620
She'd probably be happily humming and playing with your hair while you work, resting atop her body.

>>17837625
Exactly, although it means she's going to be deal with girls who stop smoking.

>> No.17837662

>>17837639
>She'd probably be happily humming and playing with your hair while you work, resting atop her body
I'm positive at some point I'd just lean back tired and comfy and she'd wrap her arms and breasts around me and lean back herself, her body providing all the softness we both need to fall asleep right there on the floor. Then its time for half-asleep making out and french kissing, hickeys, titty sucking and dick tugging. As a man should be with his landed wife.

>> No.17837719

>>17837516
I mean, she was right when it came to the monsters, but had some pretty idiotic assumptions about men whilst refusing to learn from her mistakes. If she can piss off the most forgiving man in her world then you'd think she would re-assess her views at some point.

Although I still find the school principle far more disturbing. She was literally about to rape the guy because she thought he didn't like her kind. It's hard to believe she's allowed that job in the same setting where someone like Victor exists.
Not knocking the story in any way, Lanternon is my all time favourite writefag, but Jesus I'd go insane living in one of his Demon Realms.

>> No.17837721

>>17837662
The best.

Such a cute, lewd wife.
I would love to be the husband of royalty and convince such a girl to get a lewder and lewder body with larger breasts, a fatter ass, and wider hips to the increasing nervousness of her vassals and servants.

>> No.17837727

>>17837719
>spoiler
Isn’t that the point?

>> No.17837732

>>17837721
What line of royalty and race would such a girl be from? And would she be into such things or would it be largely at your convincing her to delve deeper and deeper into it?

>> No.17837753
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17837753

You guys got any cool MGs yet? Maybe a Centaur from Wonderland?

>> No.17837756

>>17837732
In this instance I'm going with a proud and haughty pharaoh that enjoys being 'top tier' in each category to get started but with a little 'encouraging' from her husband starts to give him a little more to keep him happy before beginning a long, slowly decline into a hedonistic, degenerate lifestyle where she's actively seeking out ways to get bigger and better, possibly hiring adventurers and using her husband as a dick throne on the throne during open court.

And even on that front it would be a question of if her pride lets her keep a straight face whenever she orgasms or if she begins letting out little moans and whispers with each thrust.

>> No.17837763

>>17837719
>I'd go insane living in one of his Demon Realms
He certainly has a darker tone. I'm still trying to figure out of MGs are overall good or bad in his setting. It seems very ambiguous, but they certainly seem to have the darker parts dialed up a notch.

He's great, and I appreciate his ability to show not tell, but I'm just slowly getting lost between the perspectives of his MCs and the differences between the MGs each encounter. Are they good, evil, neutral? It's really hard to understand the motivation of the characters, when Lantern seems to be trying to tell a story where everything is left to the reader's judgement.

I like his stuff a lot, it's just hard... or something.

>> No.17837773

>>17837756
You'd have to be careful she doesn't start grinding back into you too hard. Even as you're being smothered in booty slamming heavier and heavier on you, she may use her god voice to command you to not stop, even as you start to pass out from the sensations.

>> No.17837779
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17837779

I'm going to make my Lich waifu dress up like a which for Halloween and I won't take no for an answer!

>> No.17837789
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17837789

>>17837779
God damn I love female bodies

>> No.17837804

>>17837789
god damn are you insecure about your sexuality

>> No.17837806

>>17837763
If you're someone that's into just total sex and doesn't mind truly everything being revolved around fucking they're fine, which is kinda the point of Demon Realms in their unwatered down format. I personally like it.

>> No.17837809

>>17837773
Maybe, but her using her god voice to keep me going so that she can't go even an instant without being filled during court would be nice.

And knowing how pharaohs and monster girls go, she'd be quite scantily clad so everyone who comes in could see how outrageous her proportions have gotten, along with how 'effective' she's been at riding me.

I do dread to think about what happens when the apophis gets around to trying to take power though.

>> No.17837815

>>17837789
Girls in suits are my weakness.

>> No.17837816

>>17837763
Most likely it varies from girl to girl.
I don't think all monsters in Lanternon's setting need purging, but I do think guys like Victor and maybe even James are necessary to fuck up the nastier ones. I also think it's depressing that the monster-free city/nation is clearly about to get smashed, because god knows the humans in that world need somewhere to actually call their own without the threat of the obviously monster-friendly lawmakers hurling more monsters at them for passing some test they could just blag.

>> No.17837838

>>17837753
Finally finished the single player campaign.
Tidal Rush is the best song

>> No.17837850 [SPOILER] 
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17837850

Uhoh anon it looks like she's going to swooce right into your house tonight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWRMSn63yb0

>> No.17837853
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17837853

Not quite satisfied with how this turned out, but I'll get used to this style again over time.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!

https://i.imgur.com/RZIvLzf.png
Here's the other version of it without the fruit.

>> No.17837863

>>17837853
Dinner for the whole family I see

>> No.17837873

>>17837853
>loli gets creamed too
nice.

>> No.17837879

>>17837853
Got anymore of the loli?

>> No.17837883

>>17837853
>No dick version
Shame

>> No.17837892
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17837892

>>17837879
I have a few more.

>> No.17837901
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17837901

>>17837879

>> No.17837907

>>17837892
Why doesn’t she have black sclera like Mari?

>> No.17837913

>>17837907
Black Sclera are a sign that a monster's gone full deviant.

>> No.17837920

>>17837892
>>17837901
That is a loli to protect, not lewd.

>> No.17837926

>>17837892
Cute.

Can't decide if spank or protect.

>> No.17837930

>>17837920
Incorrect, that loli is for making more lolis with.

>> No.17837932

>>17837892
>>17837901
Do you have an imgur gallery or somewhere with more of your work?

>> No.17837941

>>17837907
I always felt black sclera were reserved to extremely lewd demons, or demons born really late down the line for the demon lord's children.
I have Runa mostly innocent at the moment.
Naturally perverted in a sort of instinct driven way, but not old enough yet where her mind is racing with the thoughts of countless fetishes and sex acts.
Like for example, the normal lilim profile doesn't depict black sclera, but Druella who is an extremist and extreme practitioner of lewd arts has them.
That's where my way of thinking went anyway in giving Mari black schlera.

>> No.17837954

What happens when you catch your Kikimora swearing?

>> No.17837960

>>17837954
Go faster and harder.

>> No.17837969
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17837969

>Anons always cry about horse pussy
>Horse pussies now officially tryhard at everything in order to attract mates
>Best Halloween outfits incomparable to the common rabble like Succubi

Would it win you over anon?

>> No.17837979

>>17837932
I do, I just uploaded new works to it, so I'll link you when imgur stops being stupid and lets me in it.

>> No.17837987

>>17837954
She gets cuffed to a chair, ring gagged and then I forcefully wash her mouth out with soap until she's learned her lesson. A dirty mouth is unbecoming of a maid.

>> No.17837988
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17837988

>>17837969
But I already like horsepussy.

>> No.17838004

>>17837988
I’m not wholly dedicated to horse pussy but I could see myself liking it. It seems like fun to bury your face into since she would get all flustered.

>> No.17838006
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17838006

>>17837988
That doesn't mean everyone likes them anon.

At least until they scope out their sweet KLK cosplay and other crazy shit that shouldn't be possible.

>> No.17838035

>>17837969
>Would it win you over anon?
No, i dont want a centaur!

>> No.17838078

>>17837969
>>17837988
I love horsepussy too and have never had a problem with it because I have a healthy functioning imagination instead of worrying about every little logistic detail in my sexual fantasies

>> No.17838086
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17838086

>you will never commission a Gremlin to make Dark Mage themed armor for your onee-Automaton

>> No.17838098

>>17838035
>Not wanting a girl that works extra hard to please men

Why?

>> No.17838106

>>17838098
Because it's part horse and I'd rather have a nice undead/mage/succubus/gremlin.

>> No.17838114
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17838114

>>17837969
Only if she armors up like a Madou Horse or something.

>> No.17838123

>>17838098
Does that mean for us horsepussy fans they’ll be extra competitive with each other over us?
I could see having a harem of all sorts of centaur types.

>> No.17838127

Dammit Alp, it's nearing the end of Halloween for Europe and you haven't posted the last part of your story.
I want to see Mummy dickings and Succubi Nazi dominatrixes getting fucked up.

>> No.17838128

>>17837969
>Horse pussies now officially tryhard at everything in order to attract mates
source. you need more than just claims in order to make like non bipeds.

>> No.17838129

>>17838098
>Why?
I dont like tryhards and i also love scales a hell of a lot more than her horse parts.

>> No.17838132

>>17838098

Is it so hard to accept that some people don't like or are indifferent to centaurs?

>> No.17838172
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17838172

When shitfaced drunk, aren't Centaurs able to grab you off the ground with their stronk arms and potentially snusnu you with their frontpussies?
Or backpussies if they have the speed and maneuverability.

>> No.17838173

Ojou monsters are for __________

>> No.17838176

>>17838173
IGNORING

>> No.17838179

>>17838172
Probably.

>>17838173
Turning into terrible perverts.

>> No.17838184

>>17838179
But how?

>> No.17838190
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17838190

>>17838173
Facesitting.
Balls-deep anal and impregnation.
Lactation stuff.

>> No.17838196

>>17838184
Temping, being interesting enough to catch their eye but not enough to fully give in to them.

>> No.17838208

>>17838173
Teasing as her lewd servant.

>> No.17838214
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17838214

>>17838173
Brining to unfamiliar places

>> No.17838216

>>17838173
Slowly teasing them until they break and rape you.

>> No.17838220

>>17838214
Bringing*

>> No.17838237

>>17838214
Like a fast food place?

>> No.17838246

>>17838237

Do they know how to eat a burger?

>> No.17838249
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17838249

>>17838237
Might work if she's the kind that never leaves her castle.

Also her Lich friend is calculating the price/food ratio in her head.

>> No.17838251

>>17837468
Just steer clear of actual snuff and guro, and you should be fine.

>> No.17838255

>>17838246
She's probably never even seen one before.

>> No.17838257

>>17838246
I want an ojou P'Orc that knows her meat and eats it well.

>> No.17838259
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17838259

>>17838246
Winter monsters know how to eat burgers

>> No.17838264

>>17838249
Lich and Wight make the best combo.

Proof:
https://i.imgur.com/n4R6HZ7.png

>> No.17838271

>>17838259
it's cute watching winter mgs eat spicy foods

>> No.17838278

>>17838259
>Wendigo idol gets invited to Hot Ones

>> No.17838283
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17838283

>>17838249
>RAnon: Yo LAnon, get a vid of me finally wooing the Unicorn at the bar, I want to remember the day marriage was on the horizon
>LAnon: Yeah, sure RAnon, what could go wrong?

>> No.17838287

>>17838264
That wight so good though.

>> No.17838295

>>17838283
Thumb fighter not yet husband and salamander in eating contest when?

>> No.17838351

>>17838173
Maledom and anal

>> No.17838363

>>17838351
I thought I was the only one with those exact fetishes.

>> No.17838375

>>17838264
But anon I don't like grey

>> No.17838404

>>17830188
>this is still up

>> No.17838405

Remember to keep an eye on your compatriots anon, you never know when they may begin to slip.

When they lady knight starts looking stronger and more eager for a fight, along with outright asking you if she should be hearing the voice of the chief god urging her to fight harder, you should be worried.

>> No.17838410
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17838410

>>17838375
What about brown?

>> No.17838412

>>17838410
I dunno, what can brown do for me?

>> No.17838422

>>17830720
Bee-Nacha?
Close enough.

>> No.17838423

>>17838410
>Sewer sex
Nigga, howabout no? Gonna catch more than VD down there.

>> No.17838435

>>17838423
Assuming it's in an undead kingdom, you're probably left humanity behind and be an undead already.

>> No.17838442

>>17838127
>Succubi Nazi dominatrixes
Does she have blue skin, short, blond hair, and a heavy accent?
If so I’m in love.

>> No.17838450 [SPOILER] 
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17838450

Watching any spooky movies or anything anon?

>> No.17838454

Skullfucking a Wight!

>> No.17838456

>>17838450
Actually for some reason I’m having a Mel Brooks marathon that’s ending with Young Frankenstein. Currently on Robin Hood: Men in Tights right now.

>> No.17838457

>>17838450
I'm handing out Candy to kids.

>> No.17838475

>>17838423
>sewer sex
For some reason all I can think about is a Cheshire version of iDubbbz.
I want to die.

>> No.17838477

Pudgy P'Orc Princesses Promising Pure Porkings

>> No.17838503

>>17838450
I don't like the implications of this picture.

>> No.17838521

>>17838454
Do not skullfuck the wights, they need those eyes.

>> No.17838531

>>17834635
Which part anon? The first or the second?

>> No.17838542

>>17838173
Obedient service. Ideally affectionate while still acting somewhat professional, unless they want you to be completely unprofessional like begging and whining

>> No.17838576

Is Beast dead?

>> No.17838588

>>17838576
He ate a penny earlier so he's giving it a good try.
He said he'd be posting something in November I think.

>> No.17838590

>>17837719
Lythalia was always one of my favorites, personally. She was somewhat unique in that she alone wasn't actually trying to get Val to fuck her, but rather just to fuck anyone at all. In a DND scaling system, she was the most good-aligned. With that said, she also stone cold had no idea how to help him.

That they finally came to understand each other at the end was one of the most relieving things to write in that entire story.

Also, was the principal going to rape him, or had he just convinced himself that she would?

>> No.17838603 [SPOILER] 
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17838603

Please do not infiltrate the MGC Hot Springs, thank you.

>> No.17838604

>>17838588
>He ate a penny
What? Why did he do that?

>> No.17838624

>>17838604
Bitch please, I've swallowed a quarter.

>> No.17838627

>>17838531
The second.

>> No.17838638

>>17838603
I wouldn't have to worried about that.
I'd have to worry about muscled onis, ochis, kunoichis, and other such girls sneaking in.

>> No.17838648

>>17838627
We can't be friends, I'm sorry

>> No.17838658

>>17838590
>Also, was the principal going to rape him, or had he just convinced himself that she would?

He lives in a town where his own mother thought he should visit a monstergirl "psychiatrist" to brainwash him into wanting to fuck monstergirls.
I wouldn't have put it past the principal, no. But then you're the writer, so maybe she really did have something different (and probably morally terrible) in mind.
Damn it's nice seeing you so active all of a sudden.

>> No.17838659

>>17838648
It's popular for a reason anon.

>> No.17838664

>>17838603
I'm more worried about all the perverts there. You've got the girls trying to peak in, and those old tanuki businesswomen trying to pay you for a "massage"

>> No.17838671

>>17838664
>those old tanuki businesswomen trying to pay you for a "massage"
$150 an hour. $100 extra for fetishes.

>> No.17838675

>>17838450
The Haunting (good version)

>> No.17838689

>>17838588
Did he say what he was going to post?

>> No.17838704
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17838704

Happy Halloween /mgt/! I wrote a story for the day, but it's less about Halloween and more inspired by the spooky/unsettling aspects of it. Enjoy!

Ennui
https://pastebin.com/qYvhKG84
Tags: Hellhound, Smut, Femdom
Synopsis: A graverobber gets more than he bargained for after obtaining a mysterious locket.

>> No.17838712

>>17838704
>Femdom
But is it gentle femdom like "I'll protect you, you're my male", or rough femdom like "Shut the fuck up, drop your pants, and get hard!"

>> No.17838729
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17838729

Dullahans like to cut loose on halloween apparently.

>> No.17838734

>>17838712
A bit of both.

>> No.17838735

>>17838729
Cute and meaty.
Just the way I like it.

>> No.17838737

>>17838735
That's no way to talk about a girl!

>> No.17838742

>>17838624
A quarter gallon of semen, ha gottem.

>> No.17838744

>>17838729
Fucking a Dullahan's throatpussy!

>> No.17838747

>>17838737
It's the way I am talking about her!
Dullahan's need some more meat to knead while their head is sitting on a desk and watching.

>> No.17838751

>>17838742
What?
No, I've swallowed a literal quarter.

>> No.17838762

>>17838744
>>17838747
What are the best kind of Dullahans, Lewd body and Shy head, or both casually lewd and she just enjoys watching you go to town on her body knowing you're gonna throatfuck her next?

>> No.17838785
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17838785

Sabbath Night in full swing, do not leave your homes single men, insure line of salt is drawn across doorways, do not fuck any kind of Ghost Loli's who can get past all defenses.

Leave confectionery treats outside your main door to appease the evil.

>> No.17838787

>>17838762
Lewd body, shy head without a doubt.

>> No.17838789

>>17838762
The first is fun, but in the long term I would want a total lewd Dulla. But like, one that's earned it, you know? Like she is a veteran of several of the DL's campaigns and has worked hard her whole life, and being a monster, her version of settling down and leading a simple life post-military is finding a husband and fucking regularly one way or another all day long. The kind of girl who can enjoy watching a movie with you snuggled up, while her body is casually bouncing its fat ass on you slowly to milk you.
That in general is my favorite monstergirl lifestyle, always fucking but in a chill kind of way outside of special nights.

>> No.17838796

>>17838785
Wee Witch looks so innocent compared to the other two.

>> No.17838798

>>17838785
>Appease the evil
>With sweets

Evil is going to get tubby at this rate.

>> No.17838805

>>17838785
You can't get lewded by girls looking for onii-chans if you are their age. Then all you have to do is avoid the right houses.

>> No.17838822

>>17838785
I'm going to invite the Sabbath girls in to give them lots of sweets!

>> No.17838826

>>17838785
Sabbath hags can get off my property while my daughterus are out trick-or-treating and I'm fucking my busty Demon wife.

>> No.17838842

>>17838826
All 20 adopterus anon?
Who's chaperoning?!

>> No.17838851

>>17838842
Well for starters the oldest ones would be. Or they’d switch duties with their friends every Halloween for a night alone with their waifus.

>> No.17838854

>>17838842
The oldest ones of course! The Demon, the Oni sisters and the Apophis.

>> No.17838859

>>17838854
>the Oni sisters
Dibs.

>> No.17838860

>>17838851
Oh hey, there's someone else here with 20 adopterus and a biological daughteru?
Well, technically 21 now since I added that Heretic Baphomet.

>> No.17838868

>>17838842
I am. Good ol' reliable celibate Onii-chan, or big brother if you prefer.

It's my responsibility to keep these girls safe tonight, just like every night.

>> No.17838871

>>17838859
It's kinda weird for someone to call dibs on my daughterus, but they're college graduates so I guess it's their call.
Careful anon, they're both 7' 1" and they share everything.
Everything.
The Red's /fit/ and bottom heavy while the Blue one is soft and busty.

>> No.17838872

>>17838854
But what if while they're out on route to the next neighborhood they come across a spooky mansion and start daring each other to go in all at once?
And there's a cute lil' ghost girl in there who spooks them playfully leading to a fun OVA like situation of cute monstergirls doing cute things?

>> No.17838881
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17838881

>>17838805
>He thinks the ghost story about older big Baphomets desiring younger brothers isn't true

You poor naive fool.

Barring that it's just avoiding going alone to CC MGs houses, Dark Mages, and that rich celebrity Sahuagin MJ.

>> No.17838882

>>17838868
Oh wait, misread. I'm chaperoning the Sabbath

>> No.17838885

>>17838872
Again? They'd better call me to let me know they're staying over there like they did last year or I'm going to be very disappointed.

>> No.17838891

>>17838854
What kind of girl has the biological daughter grown into? I remember you talking about the Apophis being somewhat shy or at least more reserved than one would think before, if I remember correctly.

>> No.17838893

>>17838881
Why date a gross loli hag when you could date a cute lanky teenage Baphomet?
Please, her self esteem is absolutely awful and she needs more friends her age.
Her Apophis Onee-san is so worried about her.

>> No.17838897

>>17838576
Who?

>> No.17838907

>>17838891
The Apophis is a shy chubby Cuddlebug, partially thanks to growing up with a Yeti sister. The Yeti's a bit of a tsundere delinquent though.
The Demon on the other hand had to be the big sister for all these Orphans, so she's incredibly motherly and sweet. She hates seeing people cry. It makes her cry too.

>> No.17838909

>>17838885
>Demon waifu bouncing on your cock in classic Morrigan cosplay
>Right before you cum she suddenly stops and perks her head up, pussy like a vice keeping your dick in stasis
>"Dear, did the girls ever come back?"
>Agonizingly reach over for your phone on the sidetable
>New message is a selfie with all the girls and that one lonely ghost shortstack all smiling with the caption "At Spook's tonight. Have fun w/mom"
>Satisfied, Demon wife smiles and then does -THAT- on you, leading into even more fun for the night
Good parents.

>> No.17838910

>>17838897
Writer
Has a sort of reverse Isekai thing going on.

>> No.17838911

>>17838907
>Motherly, sweet and delicate to people's emotions
She sounds lovely anon. Just hope she can still do some seducing to get a man to sign a contract. Is she comfortable in traditional Demon attire or does she prefer things like ribbed sweaters and jeans?

>> No.17838912

>>17837586
That may be what Kumiho do but it's still pretty... yeah.

>>17838251
Like I said most of it would be implied, such as, in one version of the draft the Kumiho leaving a note for the MC similar to Hannibal Lecter scented with jasmine and amber grist and lilac while leaving a very nice beef liver dinner at the table for him, as a sort of yandere stalker waifu

>> No.17838913
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17838913

>>17838893
Gladly

>> No.17838916

>>17838907
How old is that Wonderland Tentacle?

>> No.17838925

>repurpose super heavy assault automaton into matron unit
>all she was ever programmed for was fighting, so she has no protocols to reference when you first have sex with her
>the stimulation is so novel and powerful that it causes her circuits to go haywire, even effecting her speech processors
>"u-U-uUser, this Uniiiiiiiit is exper-per-periencing unforseen malfunc- AaaaaAAaAh~ Warning, senssssors over- over- OvErLoAdInG!"
>she shuts down afte you pump a big, thick load into her, causing her vents to open and release steam as her face is stuck in an ahegaoing state
>you lay her down and hold her close as you wait for her to reboot
>the next day, her diagnostic check can't find any reason why her babymaking unit is running at peak efficiency or why many of her thought files have been replaced with jpgs, pngs, gifs, and webms of your dick

>> No.17838928

>>17838871
I’m not trying to make you feel uncomfortable. Should I start calling you ‘Dad’?

>> No.17838937

>>17838860
Not 21, but 16 beautiful girls. Gotta love Echidnas man.

>> No.17838942
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17838942

>>17838916
We need more young griffon stuff

>> No.17838944

>>17838909
It's all I hope to be anon.

>>17838911
Her clothing leans towards "surprisingly modest" though it does have a tendency to show off her long legs. Her mother's jealous that her daughter shot up to be 6' 0" while she's stuck at 5' 2".
However, her Manticore Imouto is a fashionista in the works who insists on using her Onee-san as a fashion model. You wouldn't think a Gyaru looking girl like that Manticore would have an encyclopedic knowledge of sewing and art but she does and if you get her on that topic she'll talk your ears off.

>> No.17838946

>>17838925
Ah, now she can think about dick in silence. A truly beautiful thing for a monstergirl to be awakened to.
Monestaries in the mountains are dedicated to thinking about dick and all it's mysteries, run by stoic and highly enlightened monstergirls..

>> No.17838950

>>17838942
Sorry didnt mean to quote

>> No.17838952

>"Ma'am you can't be here everytime I open the door. I've already given you some candy!"
>"Im sure there is something sweeter you can give me, right anon?"
What monster is it, whats she dressed as, and do you let her in?

>> No.17838955

>>17838944
>Gyaru fashionista of a species that is known for cruel disposition and secretly quite intelligent
Just make sure to spray her with water if she ever starts talking about 'Despair' or something.

No but sounds nice. I'm sure all the adopted daughters will work together to get their big sister a cute man to hook up with.

>> No.17838958
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17838958

>>17838952
Hooooobgoblin. As a "robot" (its just a box). And of course.

>> No.17838959

>>17838925
Adorable, although the question for re-purposing is how extensive it is.

Did she simply have a daughteru creation unit installed and have them call it a day, keeping her massive synth muscles, shock maul arm, and the inbuilt mana-flux cannon built into the other arm?

Meaning that none could mistake her for anything but a full-blown heavy combat model?


Or did extensive work occur that included the unit, some protocols, removing the unnecessary armor, and some of the synth muscle so that she is a more normal shape?

The huge, hulking siege units are cute as well, even if they are more used to breaching than being breached.

>> No.17838960

>>17838913
Hope you like nonsexual cuddles with a tallflat Baphomet in loose fitting clothes anon.
I also hope you're good at video games, otherwise you're gonna get bantered on.

>>17838916
In my mind, she's about 16. She's also a tentacle spawned from an abandoned Jabberwock tentacle so she's a lot more of a tease than an average Tentacle and has the Jabberwock color scheme.

>>17838928
>spoiler
Please don't do that.

>>17838937
My man.

>> No.17838961

>>17838952
>My Jinko PE teacher in a Chun-Li costume.
>and her little sister who I tutor is dressed like Cammy

>> No.17838968

>>17838960
When will you and your family go on that journey to turn that tentacle into a Tentacle girl?

>> No.17838969

>>17838955
She actually made a Junko costume for my waifu as a birthday present and handed her a little book of notes on how to roleplay the character while winking.
I have no doubts she's into cosplay/roleplay sex just like her mother.

>> No.17838974

>>17838968
Anon, that already happened.
I felt really bad about some images of a severed wock tentacle suffering so that's why Wonderland Tentacle.

>> No.17838976

>>17838960
I got something for you

>> No.17838977

>>17838969
>gyaru Manticore with a uniform/role play fetish
I don’t wanna be like that other anon and call dibs, but I will say your Manticore daughteru sounds like an amazing girl. I bet she does all the costumes every Halloween too!

>> No.17838985
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>>17838952
A large group of mouse siblings, all dressed up as standard rpg classes!
And their mother dressed up as a queen of thieves

>> No.17838988

>>17838881
I want that Baph to sit on my face.

>> No.17838995
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>>17838974
The big question is, does she wear a hat.
If not, does she want one?

>> No.17838998

>>17838974
>severed wock tentacle suffering
~In the arms of an angel~

>> No.17838999

>>17838952
Next door neighbor Ghoul, dressed as a Cupid and almost finished with her lolipop.

Yes

>> No.17839003

>>17838985
Whoops, forgot to mention that I don't let them in, but their mom breaks down the door and lets her kids have free run of the place before returning to her husband and congratulating herself on a job well done.

>> No.17839004

>>17837853
barely a single drop even landed in her awaiting mouth.

>> No.17839010

>>17838995
She really enjoys wearing suits like the ones you'd see a Jazz performer wear.
So yeah, she'd wear a hat.

>> No.17839011

>>17838881
>older big Baphomets desiring younger brothers
>tfw 5'7" hispanic
I usually hated my height but YESSSS

>> No.17839013

>>17839011
CUANDO

>> No.17839018

>>17838985
>>17839003
She sounds like a huge shit.

>> No.17839019

>>17839013
PRONTO

>> No.17839026

>>17838959
Remove just enough armor plating so that she's light enough not to break the bed(and your pelvis) when she drops her thick thighs, hips, and ass on your dick. She might be surpised when the calcium cannons you ordered weren't actual weapons like she had expected, though. They are essential for giving all your future heavy assault daughterus the bio-materials they need for their nanomachines to replicate their mother's figure

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17839030

>>17839011
>>17839013
>>17839019

>> No.17839036

>>17838985
Acrobat Mouse is best mouse.

>> No.17839038
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17839038

What would my Dairy Breed crush wear for Halloween to shyly try and turn my eye?

>> No.17839045

>>17839026
>Heavy Assault Automaton hefting her brand new nutrient generating/storage addons in curiosity with her non-weapon hand.
>"Commander, I can understand how these units would aid in keeping biological combatants fed but why are they so sensitive? It seems like an unnecessary weakness."

Truly teaching these war machines how they no longer need to worry about their combat capacities is the true gift and challenge.

She doesn't even need to drop on me as I'd be grabbing that rock-hard ass and wide hips when she's going to pull her down.

>> No.17839050

>>17839038
Presumably a costume that shows off her tits.
One that Dresses up as Passionlip from Fate/Extra CCC would be especially fitting if she's shy, although she'd probably skip the hands.

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17839051

>>17839038

>> No.17839055

>>17838961
hnnnngggggggg
>>17838958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q18Wz73yUPo

>> No.17839061

>>17839050
But neither of us know anything about Fate!
Though it would certainly be something she'd try if its to make the difference!
>>17839051
She'd have the boobs down pact, but she'd stutter through trying to sound imposing or controlling.
Which would actually be adorable.

>> No.17839067

>>17839061
Its fine, she could always do a more mainstream option as well, along with just regular costumes that emphasize her chest.

>> No.17839070
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17839070

>you will never give Reese's to a loli centaur carrying around a young lad on Halloween

>> No.17839073

>>17839038
Magical Centaur Girl!
S-she will strike you down for the fate! If her blouse doesn't explode from pressure.

>> No.17839079

I aint afraid of no ghost

>> No.17839080

>>17839070
I'd ask her if they're a gallant steed and her brave knight.

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17839082

>>17838450
No bully the shark. She’s sensitive.

>> No.17839084

>>17839067
I'd be happy with whatever she comes up with.
And trying desperately not to think about those heaving bosoms starting to leak warm milk through her inevitably too-tight stretched top.

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17839090

>>17839082
Sharks are cute.

>> No.17839105

>>17839030
That's cute

>> No.17839183

>>17839045
That's the absolute best part.
>conflicted about wanting to manufacture more daughters even though the weight would cut down on her mobility in the field
>questions the ability of sexy lingerie to stop an anti-tank round
>thinks all of your random groping, fondling, and fingering are just surprise inspections to make sure she's always ready for combat, but is confused as to why it feels so good
>have to remind her that she doesn't need to bring her railgun every time she leaves the house
Even big girls like her can be adorable like that

>> No.17839184

>>17839030
Off-model Bapho detected.
Also, cute hat.

>> No.17839188

>>17839082
Gonna boop a mersharks snoot.

>> No.17839193

>>17839184
>Off-model
You know that the girls in the profile art are only a single member of the species don't you? Not that that stops lazy fuckers from drawing profile clones or anything.

>> No.17839200

>>17838925
Greentexts are illegible at this point

>> No.17839210

>>17839183
A cute.
She'd probably have to remind you that she is for spearheading assaults against entrenched positions, the elimination of rival heavy armor units, and gap holding maneuvers, not unit creation and matron duties.

She'd also probably find herself conflicted once her creation unit states that she's begun assembly as she's registering strange readings that, while impacting potential combat performance, don't make her want to rid herself of the daughteru unit she's making.

And the mana-powered railgun is there in case you need a dragon slain, a fortress breached, and/or a ward shattered.

>> No.17839213

>>17837763
It probably doesn't help that one dealt with them as family, and the other meets them most often in the context of criminals. How would you be judged as a person by your closest family, and then by someone who'd witnessed you at your worst?

A couple chapters from now it'll actually have a rather fun reversal, which I'm admittedly looking forward to writing.

>> No.17839215

>>17839188
Anon please, only the mucus toads need their snoots booped at this point.

>> No.17839233

>>17839215
Snoot booping is for all monster girls, brother-friend.

>> No.17839237

>>17839233
Anon, do not boop that merry little rapist girl.

>> No.17839240

>>17839193
That's my point. It's good to see different designs.

>> No.17839246

>>17839237
IT WOULD ONLY BE ONE SMALL BOOP ON THE NOGGIN!

>> No.17839257

>>17839246
Stop wanting.

>> No.17839288

>>17839210
Maybe she'll become more accepting of unit creation when her logic processors rationalize that she's just making more strong soldiers for you. I would enjoy watching her order them around like a squad leader.
>"Daughteru001, procure provisions for dinner. Preparations will commence at 1600. Get ready to deploy."
>"Yes, Mother-Unit!"
>"Daughteru002, the barracks are in complete disarray. Execute cleaning protocols."
>"Yes, Mother-Unit!"
>"Daughteru003, Father-Unit and I will be busy manufacturing a new squadmate until dinner. Standby for post-coupling first-aid and repairs."
>"Y-Yes, Mother-Unit!"

>> No.17839296
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17839296

Reminder that tonight is still a school night. Little sneklets still have school tomorrow.

>> No.17839305

>>17839288
Maybe.
But would she read them bedtime stories to improve morale or would that be in father anons area of supervision?

And those girls seem to be getting exposed to lewd right quick.

>> No.17839333

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please sign up for the Automaton Acclimation program.

Many of these girls haven't seen or spoken with a human in hundreds or even thousands of years, please help them learn about this new world and the fact that their bodies now have new urges in them.

>> No.17839358

>>17839333
You posts are continually becoming a sadder display once I've realized there is actually someone typing them, for years.

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17839359

>>17839333
Do they come with a user manual?

>> No.17839376

>>17839359
Not particularly, although yours looks like the setting is stuck on potato.

>> No.17839398

>>17839070
>no loli Centaur pulling her cousin around who broke his leg who’s dressed as Julius Caesar in a chariot
I would give them one of my spare 100 piece bags of candy and make their Halloween.

>> No.17839399

>>17839333
>you will never live in an Undead Kingdom with your Automaton

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17839403

>>17832396
>>17838283
"And then he kissed me kyaaaaaa"

>> No.17839412

>>17839403
I knew this would get drawn.
And its just as cute as I thought.

>> No.17839416

>>17839403
A kiss! A kiss!

>> No.17839417

>>17839403
Did that unicorn finally find a nice, pure, virgin for herself? Good for her!

>> No.17839421

>>17839403
She's gonna wow him on the next date! No holding back! Its all in your hooves! You can do it Uni-chan!

>> No.17839436

>>17839305
>story time with Automatons
>”Daughter Units listen close I’m going to tell you the story of ‘Cinderella’.”
>”010101100101000101110000110100101001100101010101010...”

>> No.17839442

>>17839213
I look forward to it as well. I was going to try to continue the discussion, but I'm actually quite tired. All I'm going to say is that I clicked on a random chapter from your first story trying to figure out how to get my point across, and remembered why I love your stuff so much.

Chapter 9: The Fire in Which We Burn

A perfect example on how you write monstergirls. Sure, most of them probably want their mate to be happy. But at the end of the day, they certainly don't always think like a human.

>> No.17839443

>>17839436
>And then what mother unit. And then what mother unit. And then what mother unit.

>> No.17839446

>>17839403
Could it be looooove

>> No.17839447

>>17839436
I don't think they'd speak binary since they're magitek golems.

>> No.17839455

>>17839403
Unicorns need virginity to prevent becoming a bi-corn right? How important is purity? Would an anon who talks big on his atlantean manatee herding website but is intensely shy and vanilla in real life count?

>> No.17839463

>>17839455
Sounds exactly like the kind of man who, in his worry that girls will think he's just some degenerate even though he's a virgin, would need a kind Unicorn to reassure him he can turn away from his ways and be a one girl stud. MAN. Not stud. Man! Not a stud, hahaha, who was thinking that, not her~

>> No.17839471

>>17839403
Oh lawd I can see their first kiss being awkward, yet nice, and set to the song “Afternoon Delight”.

>> No.17839472

>>17839403
It almost looks like he's doing something EXTREMELY lewd.
kissing her ears.

>> No.17839473

>>17839436
>>VQpҙU
>Mama, your encoding is wrong! I like it better when daddy tells it.

>> No.17839474

>>17839473
Aaawwwwwww.

>> No.17839486

>>17839474
01001111 01101110 01100011 01100101 00100000 01110101 01110000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 00101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101100 01101001 01110100 01110100 01101100 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110101 01110100 01101111 01101101 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110

>> No.17839501

>>17839436
>”Daddy Unit. Mother Unit is out with Aunt Sally and can’t read us a story tonight, an-“
>”You want dear ol’ Dad to read you story?”
>”Affirmative.”
>”Okay dear, get your sisters ready for bed, daddy will get his old college encoding books from the attic!”
>”Please don’t read something too scary, you know how Val-2 gets.”

>> No.17839502

>>17839486
>Once upon a time, there was a little automaton
Well, not TOO little, but cute

>> No.17839517

>>17839403
Every pretty unicorn deserves a fairytale ending.

>> No.17839522

>>17839403
I wonder how happy her Hakutaku friend will be when Uni tells her all about it.

>> No.17839526

>>17839522
>Pushes glasses up smugly
>"Hmhm, just as predicted!"
>She had no idea but she's got appearances to keep

>> No.17839528

>>17839215
Why do Mucies need their sticky shoots booped?

>> No.17839541

>>17839526
I want to keikaku with a hakutaku

>> No.17839545

>>17839501
Do my little girls prefer ASCII or Unicode?

>> No.17839558

>>17839545
You can say a lot more in Unicode, but ASCII is traditional, you know?
Plus, I guess it depends on if you speak Korean or not.

>> No.17839566

>>17839558
What if my little girls start using things like emojis? Am I a bad parent?

>> No.17839572

>>17839566
Just tell them they're unsupported in your household.

>> No.17839604 [DELETED] 

>>17839566
No, that just means you need to tie them up and rape their cunnies until the learn how to talk normal.

>> No.17839608

I’m going to try the nofap November. What would you recommend my last nut be to?

>> No.17839616
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17839616

Be wary of Ghoul delinquents this Halloween. They're always up to no good.

>> No.17839647

It has been foggy for me this Halloween. Very nice and atmospheric night.
The real danger of moose and bear kinda puts a damper on it though.

>> No.17839695

Halloween is almost over, where are the waifus?

>> No.17839698

>>17839333
I'm one of the ones lame enough to prefer regular old golems to automatons?

>> No.17839759

Do you think monstergirls abuse this day to go into town because everyone thinks they look like the sexy costume of a monster their masquerading has?

>> No.17839787

>>17839416
>>17839446
>>17839471
Pretty autistic desu

>> No.17839813

>>17839616
If she learns to work them titties along with her mouth, she'd be a dong sucker to surpass Metal Gear.

>> No.17839836

>>17839759
Corrupting human women in costume to the species it was based off is another highlight.

>> No.17839889

>>17839836
I bet they make them as lewd as the costume they were wearing was as well.

>> No.17839896

>>17839836

What if a human woman wanted to become a specific kind of MG and dressed accordingly?

>> No.17839900

>>17838127
Yeah sorry about that. I just find it awkward to write sex scenes and then on top of that I ended up getting into Akagi and that's a wild ride I'm never getting out of.
They fuck and we never hear of these characters ever again, your imagination is probably way hotter than anything I could write

>> No.17839903

So anons would you dress in a super slutty costume if invited to a Halloween party in MGC?

>> No.17839912

>>17839903
No, as I am not an exhibitionist.

>> No.17839914

>>17839903
I would dress as a Space Marine and make everybody profoundly uncomfortable.

>> No.17839919

>>17839903
No i dont want to go out to a party, it'd be too awkward.

>> No.17839922

>>17839896
>Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

>> No.17839934

>>17839914
You'll make it about 5 minutes before the war Automaton kabedons you and asks you if you dig giant robots.

>> No.17839942

>>17839903
>greasy neckbeards in 'slutty' costumes
Don't do this, not even monstergirls would withstand this.

>> No.17840022
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Green Orcs > P'Orcs

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I like griffons
I wonder who one would look with red and orange feathers

>> No.17840092

>>17840080
I want to love griffons, i've always loved eagles but for some reason i still like dragons and lamia's far more still.

>> No.17840142

>>17840080
Griffons give the comfiest hugs. Makes you feel a lot more protected than a hard, scaly dragon.

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17840158

>>17839903
I would dress up has Mario, only because I have the bodytype for it and the clothes.

>> No.17840172

>>17840158
Fat Italian?

>> No.17840188

>>17840172
Yes, well the fat part anyways. I hate my life.

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>>17840022

>> No.17840374
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17840374

I want to die under a falling spotlight only to find myself in the Metal Ages of the Monster Girl realm.

>> No.17840385

>>17840374
Would you want to wake up to find a BDSM Succubus Nun riding your dick while praying in an unknowable tongue?
Would you want to be used as a pleasure slave by the demonic hordes?

>> No.17840393

>>17840385
Those would be nice, but I wouldn't mind helping a spunky Salamander rise up as a hero to her people either.
Or keeping her warm when undeath leaves her without a flame

>> No.17840463

I want to tie my maid to the bed before doping her up with a nearly lethal dose of aphrodisiacs and fertility drugs, stuffing some anal beads in her ass, blindfolding and gagging her and then leaving for a good two hours or so.

>> No.17840479

>>17840463
So, two hours later you come back and vigorously breed her under the effects of rage shrooms?

>> No.17840508

>>17840463
I want to tell my maid that she did well and deserves to go on a vacation.

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