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Hey kid, wanna come and shoot some Lunarians with me?

>> No.17584638

>>17584373
Can we /ss/ instead?

>> No.17584669

Firing Guidance System Startup

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Good morning.

Welcome to the Firing Guidance System.

Commence data accumulation.

Now scanning.

Gathering data.

Don't shake it. If we screw up now, it won't hit.

Formulating firing curve.

Forming as a Bézier curve.

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Firing Preparations Complete

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If we shoot now, it'll hit.

...assuming that the measurements are correct. Are we really good to go? It's totally automatic.

<< Accuracy 97.89% >>

A number that will almost certainly hit.

>> No.17584821
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>>17584373
Would glady shoot my impurity at the Lunarians, especially the Watatsukis.

>> No.17584901

>>17584373
but you are lunarian

>> No.17584919
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>>17584373

>> No.17584925

>>17584373
OH, I'll be shooting in them alright...

>> No.17586389

>>17584901
Eirin realized how disgusting her own race is.

>> No.17586611
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Are we shooting Chang'e?

>> No.17586634
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>>17586611

Yes. And it is all for you.

>> No.17586666

>>17586634
What's the next step of your master plan?

>> No.17586831

>>17586666
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_A119

>> No.17587226

>>17586634
God, look at Clownpiece's hips showing off through her dress. I just want to FUCK her all night!

>> No.17587258

>>17587226
Clownpi is NOT for lewd!

>> No.17587267

>>17587258
Clownpiece is too sexy not to fuck.

>> No.17587273

>>17584373
I don't care if she's a Lunarian! I wanna HUG Eirin!

>> No.17587338

>>17587267
Clownpi is for HUG!
Lewd is NG Anon!

>> No.17587447
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>>17587273
Why would you want to hug a wrinkly old hag?

>> No.17591339

>>17587447
Naughty clown.

>> No.17591526

>>17587338
I agree with this statement. Although, I would like to add that Clowny is for hugs while she's really sweaty.

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>>17591526

>> No.17592364

>>17588767
Why do you care! I wanna HUG Eirin! That's all that matters!

You wouldn't say that if it were Yukari or Mokou!

>> No.17593347

>>17591526
Clownpi is for hugs and fugs

>> No.17593558

>>17593347
Just hugs anon.

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>>17584373

>> No.17593660
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Somebody get this clown out of here!

>>17592364
Yukari and Mokou are the enemy. The only hugs they get are from a hail of arrows.

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>>17593660
There's no reasoning with you!
The Lunarians exiled NEET Princess, Eirin only tagged along.

I don't see why you stand with them if you're just gonna tag along with Eirin and shoot a few of them. Are you okay in the head anon? You seem split on your decision.

>> No.17594112

>>17591526
I'll agree somewhat.
This only means clownpi had lots of fun today!

>> No.17603298

>>17586634
Id shoot lunarians all day and make more with Clownpiece. I'd shoot something else in her.....

>> No.17604399

>>17594096
You're probably just mad because Eirin nearly killed you, dumb bookworm.

>> No.17604447

>>17593660
Hey, at least Mokou is an actual forever 17 unlike Eirin which will always be forever 90!

>> No.17604548
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>>17604447
>this is the body of a 17 year old
Anon, Mokou looks like somewhere between 12-14.

>> No.17607149

>>17604548
I like to pretend she isnt that young because Im not into lolis but Im into Mokou

>> No.17607230

>>17607149
But you can manhandle loli Mokou's body compared to her adult body and you can princess carry her much easier.

>> No.17608395

>>17607230
Yeah but loli doesnt have a developed body and is also sick as fuck to be into lolis.
Lets pretend that its just an exaggeration and that she is somehow 17 or at least developed. On the same way we dont talk about how Marisa is supposed to be 130cm in Curiosities of Lotus Asia

>> No.17618106

>>17584373
Moon Princesses are better than Erin, I hope they take out their hideout one day.

>> No.17618219

>>17584373
>implying i trust anyone within gensokyo
Maybe follow behind and loot the corpses for tech while nobody is there, but if i have to kill shit i'll do it my way, alone, in cover, from a distance, by surprise and in a flash as every moment the enemy is alive is a moment where it can fight back.

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>>17593660
Don't forget to pay your taxes for staying in MY country, filthy immigrant.

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>>17619233
Eirin is the only competent doctor in Gensokyo, If anything Yukari should pay her.

>> No.17623620

>>17621179
Youkai don't need doctors though.

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>>17619233
Kiss and make up

>> No.17624559

>>17623620
But Yukari needs humans and humans needs doctors. Not to mention that Eirin also heals Youkai.

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>>17624456

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