/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for our girl Hori

tfw no asuka imouto

Hori a shit. A SHIT

>>17571632
3rd gen looking extremely average.

Yoda's face when she sees her goat's balls.

>>17571632
Umezawa has the most aura everyone else just looks like a country bumpkin.

>>17571657
it's more like this..

Keyakitte next week will have behind the scenes of Makuhari.

https://twitter.com/keyaki46blog/status/903997773795606529

The downblouse seen across the world.

>>17571657
>>17571667

A Mizuki Yoda combi would've been so much better than the current combi they have.

That fucking thirsty slut Yamashita knew exactly what she was doing.

>>17571792
I wish I was that trombone.

>>17571796
>trombone

KEK!

>>17571792
Nojo doing the stage tech work herself. What a good girl.

>>17571792
>sayunyan will never gently hold you like that sax
why live?

I get turned on whenever I think about how loose Yoda's holes must be from all the rough dicking she received from her goat.

>>17571828
goat's penises are not particularly large, her holes are fine

>>17571841
How do you know?

>>17571796
You saying you want her to give you a rusty trombone?

>>17571841
Aren't they spiral shaped, or is that another animal I am thinking of?

>>17571852
hi, my name is gonzou

>>17571860
Pigs.

>>17571841
But the balls from this picture look big.

>>17571868
Fuyuka is Keyakis pig chara, not Neru.

>>17571891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThpvzqxDOr8

>>17571891
nagasawa is keyakis pig chara. she's just really bad at it

>>17571897
Naako isn't bad at it, Mao-chan is just amazing at everything she does.

>>17571906
>ywn have an unbeatable rival like Iguchi

>>17571906
The ace!

I just fapped to this girl...

>>17571910
I hope they keep playing up the rivalry. Imagine it culminating in Naako losing her senbatsu spot to her.

>>17571940
That sounds like one of those japanese wrestling storylines.
Double center when?

>>17571952
This girl is getting uglier and uglier. She was cute last year.

>>17571924
Was it a dare?

>>17571977
I'm not a fan of her hair like that either. Meanwhile Mao-chan just gets cuter and cuter.

I think Naako is really cute. but I don't like her personality

Nagasawa-kun is cute

>>17572022
Yeah, but long hair Naako was way better.

>>17572001
No, I just got turnt up by her SR earlier

>>17571910
Jokes on you, everyone is an unbeatable rival for me

なんやて

I have been away for a few days. Have I missed any good Showroom streams?

>>17572058
Depends what you mean by "good".

>>17572058

If you missed based lowtits then that's just it.

>>17572058
Mizuki flashed her tits purposefully.

>>17572058
https://b.doko.moe/lwmjff.webm

>>17572058
almost like you never been away.

Imagine if Kotoko pulled a Zukki...

>>17572113

Let's just say I'd die from exhaustion.

>>17572058
You missed Yoda's stream.

>>17572113
too flat

>>17572113
Kotoko isn't like that.

I was just about to comment on how nice it is to have no Kubo in this thread.

>>17572244
Cute!

>>17572270
kowai

>>17571906
My eccentric qt3.14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiuYbCWdA8A

Do you hate Kubo more than Hori?

>>17572367
Yes

>>17572367
I don't hate any 46 girl desu

>>17572321
Cute forehead.

>>17572367
I love Hori and I feel indifferent about Kubo.

Hori is /ourgirl/

Hori should just go scandal with her favorite Johnnys.

>>17572480
You should just go sleep with your oshi, anon.

hori is the kind of person who would deliberately show her tits on showroom for attention
you better not miss her next stream

>>17572480
Hori would love to, but there's just no demand for her.

>>17572341
Ok, Iguchi has officially over taken Kyonko as my favorite Hiragana.

>>17571923
the autist

>>17572002
you mean getting more retarded every single day.

>>17572821
You're autist too, Naako.

I do not now why but every time there is a full moon in the sky It remembers me about Manatsu and I just stare at it enchanted by its presence.

>>17572903
I just think of sag and get an erection when I see a full moon.

Beautiful moon.

post your sakamichi big tits senbatsu

>>17572990
>ywn piggyback an injured sayunyan wherever she wishes to go

>>17573121
Kanarin (Center)
Hinachima
Uemura
Ikuchan
Zuumin
Manattan
Miyu
Hazuki
Himuko

please visit me in my dreams tonight

>>17573178
>tfw your last idol dream was with Yukirin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDrk7EaTCE4

>>17573214
Those who called Aoi ugly sure have egg on their faces now.

>>17573214
Aoi is beautiful

>>17571586
long haired kana does incredible things to my penis.........

Aesthetic af

>>17573249
Risa looks bloated.

>>17573203
46G version when?

>>17573254
shes pregnant

>>17573194
This is my tip to dream what you want:
You should focus more on what you wish to dream. I do a really hard traning that push your body to its limits so then at night the subconcious brings to you the dream you wished in order to keep you sleeping because it is urgent for the body to repair itself.

>>17573256
Is Shida the father?

Anyone have a really bad issue with being intensely interested in something for a week or two, and then instantly completely losing interest in it?

It's every aspect of my life, I'll be into in a game, or something at work, or a tv show, etc. and then one day I'll completely hate it and it's like I was never interested in it all.

I've been switching my oshi every week or two for over 6 years at this point. It's not like I'm a DD, I'm really into my oshi, but then I'll suddenly hate her, and the next week I'll have a new oshi.

Sometimes I'll beable to rekindle interest in something like every once in awhile I'll get really into studying Japanese for a week or two and make more progress than I made in the last several months combined, or I'll go back to an old oshi/idol group that I used to like.

>>17573281
Not really I've devoted the past 18 months of my life to Keyaki.

>>17573281
No.

>>17573281
no, my oshi is my forever girl

>>17573281
not even memeing maybe see a therapist or psychologist about that.

gl with trying to figure out whats wrong

>>17573281
I do with videogames. I get about 3/4 of the way through and just stop. Happened many times.

>>17573281
Sounds like you are desperately searching for some kind of true fulfillment and haven't been able to find it

>>17573281
Sounds like you got a medical condition, anon.

>>17573281
your brain desesperately seeks for dopamine, for instance do you watch a lot of porn?

everynight i fold my blanket in the exact length that my oshi is and then i snuggle it until i fall asleep.

>>17573363
I like to pretend I am my oshi, and I pretend my pillow is my oshi's friend and we're lesbians cuddling.

>>17573363
Sleep next to your favorite photocard like a normal wota.

>>17573376
Wait a sec, isn't that gay?

>>17573363
I just imagine I'm in my rural house in japan at summer after a hard training day so I lay on the floor under the full moon while Manatsu takes care of my body's wounds even I can just clearly hear the sound of the running water. After all that comfyness I usually fall asleep

>>17573402
>>17573412

>>17573412
whos this busu?

>>17573422
>busu

>>17573422
Manatsu isn't that ugly. I've jerked it to her.

>>17573422

I've just read zuumin's interview.
She is such a bitch.

>>17573469
How so? I mean, it was a bit bad to leave without telling anyone but nothing else really stood out.

>>17573486
Bitch to her family too.
And the members realized that too, they barely contacted her.

>>17573486
>leave without telling anyone
Which forced them to rewrite the script for the drama. She's a self absorbed cunt.

so many antis who cannot apreciate the beauty which lies in her feminity. I wonder how majestic our kids will look like.

Senbatsu announcement today. Are you expecting anyone that's not in Asahinagu to make it in?

>>17573501
I thought she was sick or something, she was only seeking attention with the dumb haircut.

>>17573508
Are you counting both movie and stage play?

>>17573508
How many here enjoys watching most of the members suffer at every senbatsu?

>>17573512
Obviously. The whole hiatus was for attention. Bitch should seriously consider graduation.

>>17573486
She told the staff three days before. Still shitty, but it's not not telling anyone.

>>17573496
Sugai and Akanen contacted her a lot.

Imaizumi is dead to me.

>>17573517
Yes, but if it's only the 16 members that are part of the stageplay/movie why even have the senbatsu announcement part of the show? Waste of time.

>>17573530
A lot? a few times in four months, and they did it because they are good girls with a sense of obligation.
They are the reason Techi didn't left the group.

You guys are mean.

>touch suzki's knee
>ranze chan is the only one who doesnt
ranze is pure

>>17573531
If only that was the case.

>>17573551

>>17573512
>>17573527
I'm sure she is already considering it if the hiatus was because of something mental.

I'd rather Techi graduated. Her behavior was more appalling. Shida as new center, please.

She literally cut her hair herself. Bitch is fucking mental.

>>17573555
>shida
nope, i'd pick berika anytime

>>17573564
It reminds me of when Buffy spiraled into depression and cut her hair.

>>17573555
Yuipon, Besisa and Nijika are better choices.

>>17573559
I like the length. It looks good when the bangs aren't visible.

>>17573554
Where's fire?

>>17573555
Techi was sick, the management it's to blame for making her perform like that.
Also Odanana should be center, Shida and half of keyakizaka agrees with me.

>>17573571
Berika or Shida, I would be fine with either. I feel so done with Techi.

>>17573544
>A lot? a few times in four months
desu, we don't know any of that. Going by the interview, we know they would send encouraging messages, but not the frequency of it.

>They are the reason Techi didn't left the group.
Where are you pulling this out of?

>>17573586
Are you even a keyakizaka fan?
Google that shit mate.

>>17573586
At this point i don't know if you're a shitposter pretending to be baited or just an idiot.

>>17573584
That doesn't explain hiding her face and not smiling.

>>17573586
>>17573592
in other words hes pulling it out of his ass

>>17573571
>>17573585
Berika is too lethargic. Terrible choice.

>>17573599
Except she's not.

>>17573599
I think that has more to do with her nerves. Make it a WCenter and have the other member do all the talking.

>>17573582
we dont talk about it

>>17573596
It will all be explained in the documentary.

>>17573582
Next to her PB.

>>17573622
stop ! you are playing with fire here REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Techi will center the next single.

>>17573631
I don't mind. I'm just afraid she'll end up as Ikoma 2.0.

>>17573670
She already has.

>>17573281
You have anhedonic depression desu. I have experienced this. You just can't feel happiness and fulfillment over anything. It happens to me cause I feel guilt thinking about the time I wasted on a game for example, so whenever I play old games I just remember I fucking wasted 9 hours on it instead of doing someyhing productive and just want to kms!

>>17573678
>I fucking wasted 9 hours
If it's fun, it's not wasted time. Having fun is the only thing that matters in life.

>>17573677
She can still pull an Acchan 2.0 if she graduate while at the peak, like now.

>>17573691
Peak was Futari Saison.

>>17573689
No.

For one pleasure (your oshi) a thousand of pains. French proverb

>>17573677
Keyaki is not the Techi group. They have plenty of members that get the same amount attention or more.

Morning!

>>17573698
Live Fukyouwaon is Keyaki at their best.

>>17573702
Techi doesn't get screentime because she's not funny.

>>17573709
That's not how you do the TT pose, what a silly girl.

>>17573715
Ikoma was never funny.

>>17573717
I find her funny.

>>17573715
Techi doesn't get screentime because she refuses to talk for some reason.

>>17573715
She's the funniest of them all by nature.

>>17573715
Listen to her radio show, Techi is hilarious. She prefers to let the other members perform on the variety shows as to not take away all their screentime. She gets enough attention as it is from the dramas, interviews and other works.

is there no keyakitte today

In fact she not only refuses to talk, she intentionally covers her face whenever she can.

>>17573740
It's not like she can be edited out of her own radio show.

>>17573281
>>17573678
word, i used to be interested in a lot of things, now i have terabytes of anime, manga, tv shows, movies, vidya etc, that keep piling up but for some reason i have no ambition to start any of them.

>>17573752
That makes no sense.

>>17573689
Thing is, I like reading books and going to the gym and watching shit my oshi does, so playing games feel like a drain when I could do those instead. Feels like its blocking me from reaching my goals. Need to make money so I can support my oshi.

>>17572002
>>17571940
>>17571906
I approve.

>>17573758
raw idol power

>>17573758
And people say Ikoma isn't funny.

>>17573758
Teen Ikoma was so cute.

>>17573784
It's a grab for attention. Made a lot of early Doko episodes tiresome.

>>17573784
Attenion seeking shit like that is never funny.

Karins live talking with nerds about shogi.

http://live2.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv305764367

>>17573678
saggychan~

>>17573789
She carried a lot of early Doko episodes. There was no one like that in early Keyakitte so it became a snoozefest instead.

>>17573794
>>17573789
I remember when people used to compare Keyakitte to Doko, and how the.keyakis can't into variety shows as much. I must say I find the more truthful reactions on Keyakitte more appealing.

>>17573809
I really enjoyed the early Keyakake episodes. Nice not having someone like Ikoma ruin it.

>>17573811
>>17573809
Oh hey, speaking of the devil

>>17573811
>I must say I find the more truthful reactions on Keyakitte more appealing.
That's a bait statement if I've ever seen one.

>>17573811
Oda nana said on keyakitte that she was overreacting whenever she saw that the camera panned at her.
Shida admitted the same.

>>17573822
Fake overreactors like Ikoma and Manatsu absolute the worst. Of course their guidance is already infecting 3rd gen and ruining good girls like Mukai, who was insufferable on Bingo.

>>17573842
*are the absolute worst

I can tell the neckbeard who's been shitting up the webm thread lately is here right now, stop being so obnoxious

>>17573822
No anon, you're the bait and I won't bite you.

>>17573841
Not as bad as Doko overall though. Overreaction is fun in small doses.

>>17573848
shadows everywhere innit

>>17573856
>Overreactions are fun, but only if I like the girls who make them

>>17573869
bait, trying to make it seems that I like Oda

>>17573788
Seifuku no mannequin Ikoma is tje prime Ikoma

>>17573898
Bait, everyone likes Oda.

>>17573902
Explain her HS sales then.

>>17573907
She satisfies everyone the first time they meet her. No one is left wanting more.

>>17573907
I really wish I was Odanana

>>17573936
I'll be Miyu and you can be my Odanana.

>>17573936
Why would you want something like that?

I want an Odanana PB.

>>17573944
Deal!
>>17573947
Miyu backhugs.

>>17573947
Oh shit, this just reminded me that it's almost time for Keyakizakas 3rd annual autumn athletics meet. Going to be so great.

I want to fuck Shida in the ass so bad.

Imagine them pressed against your back while she whispers sweet nothings into your ear. Dani is living the dream.

>>17573992
We all do

>>17573999
i hope we could see miyu in mizugi

>>17574004
What episode? Sorry for noob question.

>>17574014
It's from E93. She also made a second attempt that was shown in E102.

>>17574004
shiraishi in her prime

>>17574027
Thank you, senpai.

>>17572053
hot

>>17574056
I want to be Sayuringo's personal chair.

>>17574083
You be her chair and I'll be her toilet.

>>17574056
i'd drag my nutsack through a million miles of white hot metal shards just to get a whiff of sayuringo's butthole.

>>17574056
>>17574083
>>17574095
>>17574115
Stop samefagging. You're the only one in this thread that likes Furingo. She's not an idol, and is a loathsome human being. Her annoying fake voice and behavior is disgusting.

>>17574142
mods=gods

>deleted

I like Sayuringo. I mean she's not my oshi but i like her

>>17574168
I want to live in a timeline where Ozeki is always in the front.

>>17574142

>>17574197
Stop replying to a dead post.

>>17574169
Me too.
She's the only scandal I've ever forgave.

>>17574169
I liked what she did in that bento episode. Variety genius.

>>17574284
yeah that was great, it was nice to see the hosts have to live dangerously for a change!

>>17574292
What's her name?

>>17574316
堀未央奈

This is my kind of idol.

>>17574338
Anime shirt?

>>17574338
she would make a great wife....

kyonko is magical

>>17574406
She has a nice voice.

>>17574417
Saito Kyoko ramen daisuki

>>17574406
She'll throw a spell at you, be careful!

>>17574430
i don't really read manga but my friend does and he told me about this, i couldn't believe it

>>17574426
She's pretty... When she has make-up on.

>>17574430
I started reading HxH yesterday because of this, 283 chapters to go, stop spoiling it.

>>17574430
Who's this eccentric looking cartoon?

>>17574430
based keyaki making sure we get we get our hxh before he goes back to monster hunter

>>17574435
She's the type of girl that wears make up to rehearsals because she knows pictures will be taken.

>>17574430
This arc has been pretty trash and not even a Techi cameo can save it.

>>17574459
That's smart.

We saw her without make-up for that audition show she was on and well...

>>17574430
I wonder what does Techi think about this.

>>17574477

>>17574465
How about a middle-school Kyonko?

>>17574459
Who's behind her?

Habu likes DQIX. Do you like DQIX?

>>17574498
9 was ok. I'm surprised anyone would have strong feelings towards it good or bad. It's such a middle of the road entry to the series.

>>17574459
I like her shoes.

Apparently Habu would just play DQIX by herself when she roomed with Akanen. Don't know if she does that with other girls too.

>>17574517
>not doing kinky stuff with nen instead
Dropped.

>>17573936
I'm often torn between wanting to be Odanana and wanting to be Pon.

i wish i could room with neru

>>17573715
Techi is funny, but she can be pretty cheeky at times.
It's easier to get away with it on the radio, I imagine if she tried more in variety she'd be a bit of a brat. Which is cute, but generally looked down upon.

She also struggles with being surrounded by older people all the time.

>>17573584
Odanana is by far the most popular member within the group itself. She must be a real charmer for the girls.

>>17574543
The girls know she's no threat.

>>17574552
I don't think that's why.

>>17574543
>Odanana is by far the most popular member within the group itself.
In correct. Even Oda loves Fuu.

...

>>17574561
Better get used to it. Now that she has a gimmick that makes her cards require 0 effort she's going to run with it.

denchan is so smart and athletic. she is the perfect waifu from the 3rd gen.

>>17574611
she looks like the type of girl who loves to dutch over herself

who's the keyakichan worth fapping?

I want to ____ Neru!

>>17574611

What a good girl. Good girls like her don't make strong impressions at first. They give reasons to be loved overtime. I love her!

>>17574633
I want to fuck Shida in the ass infront of Neru

>>17574632
Aoi

>>17574647

This. It feels like a forbidden fap.

that giganto tall freak from the 3rd gen is taller then nick. when will they learn?

>>17574632
hate fapping to Uemura feels really good desu

>>17574691
How dare you, Uemura is a pure idol. I'm saving her till marriage.

What's with the hate?

>>17574742
I'd love her if you wakaru what I'm saying.

>>17574748
Wakarimasen lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

don't think of ketakis inappropriately. i will find you

EVERYTHING IS KUBO'S FAULT!

>>17574803

>still a skelly despite the baggy pants

I look forward to her graduation day

>>17571600
ewwh

Kubo is the most boring idol of all time.

>>17574938
*Ito Junna

>>17574561
Autism.

>>17574568
What do these cards look with normal effort? I know what 0 effort looks like and these do not look like that.

>>17574498
Habu likes dix, this I'm sure

Maiyan fans on suicide watch

Why is Yamashita so wrinkly?

mona is so cute

>>17575279

the cutest keyakichan

>>17575450
*Fattest

>>17575463
huh?

>>17575463
They aren't mutually exclusive.

I'd say Neru's weight is at least 70kg.

Oh look, a stray Neru.

>>17575508
wtf that's heavier than me! fucking nonstop eating bitch!

>>17575508
Why am I aroused after reading this?

>>17575540
Because your fetish is to be crushed under a girl's weight?

>>17575508
50kg.

>>17575520
lol you're over 100kg anon

>>17575463

>>17575631
her baby fats are so bouncy. this is love.

I don't know what's more repulsive Yamashita's flashing her saggy tits or Neru's baby fats

>>17575642
Well everything about Neru is cute so it can't be that

I want to build a harem kingdom with Hori, Kubo, Neru and Momoko!!

>>17575651
Momoko is not for lewd

>>17575642
Definitely zukki's overused saggy tits would take home the bacon. And neru can snag and devour a bacon within seconds.

>>17575642
I go for Neru's baby fats, there's no remedy for saggy tits.

>>17575590
My niece who isn't nearly as fat as Neru is 50kg. There's no way Neru isn't at least 70kg.

>>17575642
Saggy tits are lovely and you're a faggot.

>>17575668
>Saggy tits are lovely
This meme had to end. There is nothing lovely about her granny features.

>>17575642
baby fats > saggy

Hori bought RE7.

I want a Nogi saggy tits sub-unit.

Yamashita looks like a grandma
Kubo looks like a dead corpse
Riria looks like a deranged psychopath

>>17575675
i bet she has a big nipples

>>17575680
Hori is a biohazard for sure.

>>17575686
Momoko was always the best choice.

>>17575680
>grotesque version

fits the owner very well I would say.

Our girl will stream tomorrow!

>>17575668
I don't find the image of "her boyfriend motorboating her tits so hard that's why it got saggy" lovely.

For the last time, blowing a finger is innocent and we've all done it to a friend in the past.

>>17575691
Momoko needs to be enrolled in SpEd.

>>17575670
Tits that don't sag are implant, that's what my brother told me. So you should be glad Mizuki's tits the real stuff.

>>17575709
So do I then.

>>17575712
lol those tits are so saggy for her age anon, pls don't be blind.

>>17575705
Hori the Malicious

>>17575727
>Yamashita is so attractive for her age
I agree with you.

>>17575705
Sure. Whatever makes you sleep at night anon.

How do I get showroom on vlc again?

>>17575705
sure. and ringo was just hanging out with a friend that took advantage with her while drunk.

>>17575736
She is quite wrinkly for her age.

>>17575736
I admire your bravery.

>>17575763
also Kubo looks dead and buried six feet under for her age.

Anything interesting happened recently?
I'm too lazy to browse the past thread.

>>17575807
Yamashita is now our thread oshimen.

>>17575807
baby fats vs saggy tits

>>17575821
>>17575822
....nothing interesting then....

>>17575850
No.

>>17575807
We don't like Zuumin now.

List of bad vibes sakamichi you should drop if you are still their oshi

Kubo
Hori
Yamashita
Neru
Zuumin
Techi
Fatanabe
Rotti
Maaya

>>17575891
Techi isn't bad vibes she's no vibes.

>>17575891
Ringo
Yuttan
Minami

>>17575891
Ah good, I can keep following Yuttan.

>>17575891
Riria has the baddest of vibes out of all 3rd gen

>>17575910
except Ringo
you take that back!

>>17575891
List of good vibes?

List of good vibes

Ikuta

>>17575923
Miyata Manamo

KTK

>>17575923
Mona
Ozeki
Dani
Uemura
Iguchi

Please post youtube link for today's kojichuu

>>17575954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abaQavzsL7E

oh fuck me it's another hypnotism episode.

Lately has become such a chore for me to watch nogichuu.

>>17575977
Take a break then.

>>17575976

Kubo always with the unsatisfied look. What the fuck is her problem?!

>>17575985
She misses her boyfriend.

>>17575985
what's dead cannot emote that's just how corpse look.

>>17575977
Everything Nogi related that's not 3rd gen exclusive has gotten boring to me.

>>17575979
Just watching til Keyakitte is on.

>>17575988
Kubo is pure!

>>17575988
Is her boyfriend the same kind of people as Hori's boyfriend?

>>17575991
Keyakitte is so much better.

>>17575985

Not always

finally ranze is recognized as 2nd gen ace

>>17575997
Ehh it can change week by week desu

Manatsu can't act for shit.

>>17575998
this is so disgusting how did she even pass auditions.

>>17576001
Ignore him. He posted the same shit every week when Kojichuu is on.

>>17576013
Every generation needs an ugly chara.

>>17575982
Ranze's teeth..

>>17576006
I'm ashamed for myself.

We now know the reason why Himetan is graduating those stones did irreversible damage to her feet fuck you Tokyo TV staffu and management for greenlighting this.

protein strengthens himetan's feet