[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

File: 753 KB, 953x1082, 63674021_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17535491 No.17535491 [Reply] [Original]

Jaypee! I challenge you to a drinking contest!

>> No.17535496
File: 3 KB, 125x125, 1503697829058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17535496

Uhmm... Sorry, I have places to be. B-bye! *lies*

>> No.17535509
File: 169 KB, 850x661, __hoshiguma_yuugi_touhou_drawn_by_oo_gata_ken__sample-ca37366e23b64ffe94ce2fc373578cef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17535509

>>17535491
i wanna challenge yuugi to a drinkin contest!

>> No.17535522

An Oni challenging a human to a drinking contest really is not fair.

>> No.17535716
File: 828 KB, 1967x2539, 6010037.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17535716

>>17535522
I have to agree

>> No.17535740
File: 159 KB, 700x979, 63303018_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17535740

>>17535491

>> No.17535743
File: 1.07 MB, 1000x812, 1492207328602.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17535743

>> No.17535755
File: 907 KB, 1181x1748, 44088012_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17535755

Drunken snuu snuu sex with Suika

>> No.17535764
File: 292 KB, 690x610, 1497169547166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17535764

Suika is not for lewd.

>> No.17535765
File: 396 KB, 886x1122, 64512062_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17535765

>> No.17535789
File: 218 KB, 578x818, 0d3c2cd2d0110fabbbaf5ed2b542a318a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17535789

>>17535491
I'll send my substitute in my place if that's okay!

>> No.17535849
File: 1.18 MB, 1920x1234, tan suika.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17535849

>> No.17535869

>>17535491
no, I want to live

>> No.17535905

>>17535491
NOOO, MY POOR LIVER!

>> No.17535963

>>17535491
i'll drink suika under the table, if you know what i mean

>> No.17536753

>>17535743
Suika's legs are far too perfect and thin to be able to do this.

>> No.17536757

>>17536753
Not to mention no actual seaweed.

>> No.17536844 [DELETED] 
File: 147 KB, 752x715, 1484855490407.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17536844

>>17535491
Sure, but if I win I get to stretch your cunny with my dick!

>> No.17537836
File: 307 KB, 600x800, Ibuki.Suika.full.1315232.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17537836

>> No.17537854

>>17535491
No, suika! last time something like that happened one of my friends choked on their own vomit and died

>> No.17537893
File: 171 KB, 850x478, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_kachiwarigoori__sample-7772cff96712f5ad56d02d727165798f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17537893

>>17535764
She's drunk and horny, anon. Granted, you'd probably die if you have sex with drunken Suika.

>> No.17537925
File: 181 KB, 1035x800, i usually prefer my drinks chilled, but i'll make an exception.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17537925

>>17537893
I don't need to have sex with her, I just want to drink her alcoholic pee.

>> No.17537931

>>17537893
cool doll joints, suikintou

>> No.17537934

>>17537893
Acceptable losses.

>> No.17537946

>>17537925
Should I start off drinking Suika's sweat before I move on to her pee?

>> No.17537972
File: 251 KB, 900x900, like a baby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17537972

>>17537946
You need to make her sweat first.
I'd start with her saliva, then it's a question of whether you'd want her to spit in your mouth, or take it directly.

>> No.17537990

>>17537972
Hmm, maybe I should collect it in a glass first before I drink it in such a direct manner.

I should cook food in front of her and have her drool into a cup!

>> No.17538409

How do you call wakamezake when the cunny is bald, like Suika's?

>> No.17538781

>>17535491
A little young to drink?

>> No.17538885

>>17535522
If the goal is to get as drunk as possible, then it should be fun for human and oni alike.

>> No.17539132
File: 846 KB, 770x960, drop_it.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17539132

>>17535491
CEASE

>> No.17540113

Very cute shuten douji

>> No.17540122
File: 320 KB, 850x1323, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_eisuto__sample-0cb8b889ec212d90a08a3d45fbdf9161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17540122

>>17540113
The original and cutest shuuten douji.

>> No.17540319

Can someone please post Suika is spats?

>> No.17540339
File: 393 KB, 532x745, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_nishiuri__c7a37c17f1bea4f5c953b2f48aede07e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17540339

>>17540319
Suika in spats is perfection.

>> No.17540351

>>17540339
Thank you, /jp/. I knew there were two of these, do you have the other?

>> No.17540363
File: 898 KB, 1378x2039, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_nishiuri__60eab78c4adae1a75e85d106a087a84e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17540363

>>17540351

>> No.17540365

>>17540363
A true hero.

>> No.17540366 [SPOILER] 
File: 571 KB, 1530x1141, 1503818551364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17540366

>>17540363

>> No.17540367

>>17540339
I want to hug tenderly, kiss on the forehead, adopt, and marry this artist's Suika-chan in that order.

>> No.17540413

>>17540367
I want to do most of those things to most suikas.

>> No.17541102
File: 209 KB, 647x960, __hoshiguma_yuugi_touhou_drawn_by_yohane__b45be6ab9585ff60f68b8e049df27df6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17541102

Shit oni lol.

>> No.17541203

>>17541102
Ok, let's go back to Suika since you already posted a shit oni for whatever reason.

>> No.17541211

behead those who post yohane

>> No.17541217 [DELETED] 
File: 382 KB, 1238x1628, __hoshiguma_yuugi_touhou_drawn_by_nameo_judgemasterkou__42d5ea7c3e9a3b59b13b2cb1b894792f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17541217

>>17541203
>>17541211
t. fat low test shriveled-dick pedo dyels

>> No.17541239

>>17541102
>>17541217
Go away.

>> No.17541252 [DELETED] 
File: 118 KB, 1200x986, __hoshiguma_yuugi_and_ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_batta_ijigen_debris__6ad7daa9afe7ebae6a15fb593e3ff499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17541252

>>17541239
Make me weakshit pedoscum.

>> No.17541285

>>17541102
>>17541217
Why does the ugliest touhous always attracts the rudest posters? Dear anon, you're welcomed to make a thread of your shit oni that no one will use. This is your final warning.

>> No.17541322
File: 188 KB, 648x960, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_yohane__ab072b524d91be10fcce0c89d07147d4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17541322

>>17541211
This is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.17542629

Aside from the onis, which 2hus like drinking?

>> No.17542676
File: 357 KB, 1097x1643, scan0071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17542676

>>17542629
Ichirin and shou enjoy the drink.

>> No.17542685
File: 1.28 MB, 1181x1748, 44960779_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17542685

>>17537893
This is how i want to leave.

>> No.17542695
File: 175 KB, 700x401, Consider.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17542695

>>17542629
Every toho likes to get hammered

>> No.17542741
File: 102 KB, 600x600, waggy_landed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17542741

>>17542629
You'd be harder pressed to find a 'hu who doesn't like to get shit-faced.

>> No.17542897

>>17541285
Because they're the ugliest touhous

>> No.17548665

>>17541102
Uhhh, both onis are great
And this comes from a Yuugi fan

>> No.17553590

>>17538885
If you don't want to wake up ever again that is.

>> No.17553911
File: 1.02 MB, 2479x3207, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_voids__ecd86766c3e3b9e7072964b08134692e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17553911

Would getting hugged by a dozen mini Suikas feel like heaven or death?

>> No.17554554

>>17553911
You have to die to get the heaven anon.

>> No.17554646
File: 84 KB, 500x667, 1367602425631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17554646

>>17535491
Sure (laughs)

>> No.17555016

>>17542741
just Sanae, and she still drinks

Even fairies get shitfaced

>> No.17555030

>>17535491
>drinking contest!
Drinking contest? Sorry Sui-chan, i wanna live.

>> No.17555048

>>17554646
Liver.exe has crashed.
What would you like to do-
>Send report.
>Wait for program to respond.

>> No.17555217

>>17555048
Ctrl+Alt+Del

>> No.17555719
File: 42 KB, 400x400, ksw-x6A3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17555719

today I went without dinner so I could get drunker tonight
I hope suika's proud of me

>> No.17556078

>>17555719
Anon, it's important to eat properly.

>> No.17556141
File: 106 KB, 840x699, 1481794458330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17556141

>>17555719
You are setting a dangerous precedent Anon, one meal turns into 3 meals easily! Coming from someone who drinks way to much, please don't do that. That's how I ended up down the road I am on now! Turn back now while you still have a chance!!!!!

>> No.17556400
File: 329 KB, 500x600, 1352859156918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17556400

>>17542897
>>17541285
>Yuugi
>ugly

Pick one and one only

>> No.17556403
File: 506 KB, 877x1240, 59da268d1b3e1213102b1b60fcd15eee60ab8d32.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17556403

>>17553911

>> No.17556538

>>17556403
I don't like where this is going.

>> No.17556561

>>17556403
I like where this is going very much

>> No.17556686

>>17556403
I'm indifferent to where this is going.

>> No.17556702

>>17556403
Reimu's gonna be fine due to Fantasy Heaven but Marisa on the other hand will probably have to sit in a tub, stay there and bathe for a week.

>> No.17556764
File: 517 KB, 658x667, 1504058541454.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17556764

>>17554646
(LAUGHS)

>> No.17556774

>>17556764
ZUN's got a bad case of yaoi hands

>> No.17556826
File: 148 KB, 850x1086, __hakurei_reimu_and_ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_hyton_pixiv68383__sample-316b0cc192eb4eef5d7071c0a582d872.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17556826

Beat up the oni!

>> No.17556856
File: 664 KB, 900x1400, 05c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17556856

>> No.17556969

>>17556856
Please stop doing that Suika, anons are horny enough already

>> No.17557202

>>17556400
At least you waited your three days like a good boy

Yuugi is still ugly, go make your own thread

>> No.17559861
File: 71 KB, 692x1024, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_nishiuri__65487e421374423a2d9a5fd8d624a16e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17559861

>>17556969
Not horny enough for Suika.

>> No.17560002

>>17535491
I want to challenge her to a semen drinking contest.

>> No.17560010

>>17559861
Suika's tasty armpit!

>> No.17560026
File: 1.18 MB, 2024x1433, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_asakura_masatoki__9ff635f8b6c702aaa3470716d444b772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17560026

Post non-sexualized Suika.

>> No.17560119
File: 175 KB, 1104x766, drunk suika on a suika.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17560119

>>17560026
Suika is sexual no matter what.

>> No.17560243

>>17560002
I'm afraid you'll lose, as I've been helping her practice just that!

>> No.17560397

>>17560002
Who provides the semen?

>> No.17560443

>>17560397
I'm willing to help out a friend. Aren't you?

>> No.17560452

>>17560397
All the stinky neets on /jp/.

>> No.17560479

>>17560119
Is that Suika trying to mate with a suika?

>> No.17560500

>>17560479
I can't even tell which is which.

>> No.17560599

>>17556400
>tfw will never be sexually assaulted by a hammered yuugi
inside i feel empty

>> No.17560756

>>17560599
It's okay anon, I'll sexually assault you in my imagination while pretending to be Suika. Feeling better yet?

>> No.17560768
File: 353 KB, 1000x1000, 1488951954144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17560768

>>17560756
nope, nothin against suika but i need the biggest oni

>> No.17560829

>>17560768
That's fine too, I just can't pretend to be her as well as I'd pretend to be Suika

>> No.17560857
File: 330 KB, 558x700, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_jonylaser__a7d5c87789c0fe65e2eb44c3c14994ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17560857

>>17560768
Suika can become even bigger the Yuugi.

>> No.17560867

>>17535491
This is certain death for me.

>> No.17560872
File: 368 KB, 1000x308, 1497718501570.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17560872

>>17560857
Absolutely haram.

>> No.17560888
File: 121 KB, 640x800, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_houtengeki__b0a1afdd47f9c434336cb2ca171e8411.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17560888

>>17560872
Boobie Suika is fine as long as the Suika looks older. Big breasts on loli Suika is shit.

>> No.17560896
File: 59 KB, 453x439, 1347659910374.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17560896

>>17560888
>as long as the Suika looks older

>> No.17561144

Just give Suika tits and make Yuugi a loli. Yuugi officially looks more like a loli anyway.

>> No.17561455

>>17561144
Did you skip 13.5 or what?

>> No.17561594

>>17561144
>>17560888
I want these crazy dudes and their horrible, horrible ideas to disappear.

>> No.17561615

>>17561455
non-canon art is the same as fanon art

>> No.17561967
File: 303 KB, 1024x768, Yuugi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17561967

>>17560756

>> No.17562008

>>17561967
Gross.

>> No.17562065

>>17535491
Fuck it, I could use a drink. You're on!

An hour later

Reimu: Could you fix this guy?

Eirin: Vhat happened to him?!

Reimu: Idiot got into a drinking contest with Suika.

Eirin: Alcohol poisoning zhen. I'll keep him alive.

>> No.17563439
File: 209 KB, 500x731, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_ainy77__f57df196fdde5cb1c261301a95715bed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17563439

>>17560026

>> No.17563701

>>17563439
I can see through her skirt!!!

>> No.17563889

>>17561615
I guess that Kasen isn't canon then.

>> No.17563900

How tall is Suika-chan?

>> No.17563922
File: 856 KB, 1152x720, The view must be nice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17563922

>>17563900
She's a big girl.

>> No.17563934

>>17563922
>The view must be nice.jpg
Yeah, a perfect view of reimu's pits.

>> No.17563939

>>17563922

for anon

>> No.17564350

>>17560896
How's VY Canis Majoris-chan doing anon? You seem to have captured an image!

>> No.17565163

>>17563439
I want to drink that water

>> No.17566128

>>17565163
I want to eat that watermelon.

>> No.17567889
File: 1.89 MB, 1736x2456, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_homo_1121__80ac6ed80b5de8f2d11236dfbb64568a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17567889

>>17560026

>> No.17570781

How does Suika feel about humans?

>> No.17573520

>>17570781
She feels really good when she fucks them.

>> No.17576112
File: 74 KB, 700x471, 1267512692409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17576112

>>17560026
Great idea!

>> No.17588134
File: 596 KB, 1000x1000, 748607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17588134

so what's her limit?

>> No.17594238

>>17588134
she can just enlarge herself indefinitely to make more space in her belly so she doesn't have one

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action