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How does she put it on her head?

Wait, how is it even possible for her to put on that hat?

How did she get the hat on?

She shrunk, put it over the horns, then grew.

I'll play

>>1751081
>>1751082
every god damn time

Scissors. Stretchy fabric.

>>1751097

This thread hit What levels.

>>1751101
...and velcro.

>>1751117
6th time today... Setting a new record here.

>>1751120
Don't over do it

something like that

>>1751107
That image should not have caused me to laugh this much...

>>1751130
That makes it look like a diaper for your head, though.

>>1751153
If it was good enough for Tommy Pickles, it's good enough for Suika.

>>1751153
That's because my mind is full of shit.

>>1751120

I've gone 9 in one day, when a big batch of doujins were dumped and I just finished torrenting the 2.5d Tinklebell games. I drank a glass of milk and ate some peanut butter and was fine.

GO FOR THE HIGH SCORE

>>1751175

10 in one day? Are we training to be pornstars or something? instantrimshot.mp3

Even then, I think their limit is less than 10, unless they have Superman's testicles.

>>1751175

No. Let him finish uploading the 57 packs before he probably goes blind or pops a blood vessel and dies.

i'd her horns.

This thread.

Isn't Suika one of the strongest Youkai? Why is she frequently the character that gets beat up in doujinshis?

>>1751209
Because touhou fandom is the stupidest thing ever?

>>1751209
You ever tried fighting someone who's sober when you're wasted?

It doesn't work so well, broski.

>>1751209
Because she's not drunk.

>>1751215
Well she is always drunk so that actually doesn't count. She beat Reimu in that state you know.

>>1751209
frequently? What doujins are you talking about? Post screenshots.

>>1751209
frequently? What doujins are you talking about? Pictures.

if Suika wasn't drunk, she wouldn't be as powerful

>>1751234

>>1751255
Mystia is also frequently shown being eaten by Yuyuko, but that doesn't mean it's canon.

>>1751236


>>人間との決闘が大好きなだけあって、酒に酔っていてもめっぽう強い
。と言うか酔うほど強い。

ZUN agreed, don't bother him about it.

>>1751263
You got a point.

I prefer the Suika that can beat the shit out of everyone over the fandom Suika.

>>1751255
Patchouli can certainly beat Suika, but in all the other pictures, I'd say that Suika was either surprised (has eyes closed when knifed by Sakuya) or had no intention to fight (hurt Reimu).

Alcohol makes her a joke character.
I counter with that doujin where she beats Cirno in a race. (what was it called... Ogre and the Ice Fairy)

>>1751255

I don't think a joke really qualifies as showing Suika gets beat up all the time... It's just "random violence, lol XD"

Sober Suika will never happen, even if someone was to take away her gourd.
This since at the smallest sign of soberness, an oni will go out and... forage. Yes, forage.

>>1751281
>Patchouli can certainly beat Suika.
What? She is not even close to have a decent danmaku fight with Suika. Just compare Patchouli spell cards with Suika's in Shoot the Bullet.

>>1751295
Yeah, maybe you're right. The Suika beaten on the bottom just give the message that she was attacked, not that she got beaten up badly.

>>1751300
Well, considering her powers, she can just get someone to give her some alcohol. Without putting forth any real effort in getting the guy.

She dislikes all of you.

Suika is not a boss; she is a zonewide deathtouch.

I like Suika, because if I hug her, I become drunk instantly by absorbing the alcohol through my skin from hers.

>>1751329
This is Touhou, nobody likes anybody

Truely Japanese

>>1751340
Not true, on my trip to Gensokyo I hung around with her a lot and she told me these things, though.

>>1751324
>Just compare Patchouli spell cards with Suika's in Shoot the Bullet.

Pollen count was too high that day, so it's not a fair comparison. I mean, c'mon, she was equivalent in power to Meiling that day!

>>1751324
Ok, Just for you, I'll search it again.

>A magician who is properly prepared is so strong that they can take on any kind of youkai.

Since Suika is an oni, she has tons of weaknesses.
Pic related. (Patchouli preparing to fight the final boss Suika in her SWR story route)

4chan won't let me post pictures so here
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/446f9f3b989a94d92490a88bd8514e83.jpg

>>1751352
What did you smoke sir? I'll try to get some soon.

>>1751365
Patchouli is maybe as strong as Sakuya but not as strong as Remilia. Leaving her in a league lower than Suika.

>>1751380
Well, maybe they can hold a nice fight, but not sure who will be the winner. Suika has the power and Patchouli has lots of tricks.

Also... are you the Picless Anonymous from the danmaku threads?

>>1751384
I would now bring up arguments, but since 4chan won't let me post without waiting 10min, I'll just tell you to read the PMiSS article about sorcerers.
Patchouli's magic is super effective.

>>1751384
Yeah but vampires have a ton of weaknesses which a smart person such as patchy can use prep time to exploit.

>>1751380

>>1751384
I would now bring up arguments, but since 4chan won't let me post without waiting 10min, I'll just tell you to read the PMiSS article about sorcerers.
Patchouli's magic is super effective.

>>1751403
no, I'm just having problems now with 4chan or the internet connection. I'm going to bed after this post (that would be hopefully within this hour).

>>1751412
>A magician who is properly prepared is so strong that they can take on any kind of youkai.

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Scarlet_Weather_Rhapsody:_Patchouli%27s_Scenario#Stage_Final

>Patchouli: Hah, I predicted as much so I've prepared for anything!
>Suika: Oh? You want to fight? Well, I'm bored of song and dance every day, so I won't hold back.

>>1751380

FFFFFFFFFFFFF goddammit I didn't read the thread