Reimu doesn't like you having eyes for other women! She's pissed!

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Anonymous Sat Jul 1 05:41:23 2017 No.17261405 [Reply] [Original]

Reimu doesn't like you having eyes for other women! She's pissed!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 06:51:18 2017 No.17261558 >>17261405 How about I piss in her pussy and see how she like it.

>>	Comic Sat Jul 1 07:02:11 2017 No.17261593 Remember your vow of chastity, Reimu, remember it...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 07:02:43 2017 No.17261594 I want to marry Alice and then cheat on her with Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 07:08:30 2017 No.17261607 >>17261593 Doesn't matter when Yukari can just gap her sperm immediately into Reimu's womb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 07:17:54 2017 No.17261641 >>17261593 Miko don't take a vow of chastity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 07:32:38 2017 No.17261685 >>17261641 S-so I can fap to >>17261123 ? I want to, really bad...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 08:36:37 2017 No.17261817 >>17261405 who cares about that lazy cunt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 08:43:06 2017 No.17261839 File: 261 KB, 770x785, reimu_60d55c55c7032f8193c53d555cc65384.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reimu is cunt prove me wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 09:51:23 2017 No.17261975 File: 210 KB, 900x920, 1486249734859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love Reimu and she's the one and only I want to look at.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 18:27:58 2017 No.17263683 I LOVE HER DOG BREATH

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 18:58:02 2017 No.17263789 >>17261405 Sorry Reimu but you just arent good enough, theres simply too many better girls out there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 19:02:46 2017 No.17263804 File: 206 KB, 348x472, 19002447348472.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17263789 Like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 19:05:41 2017 No.17263816 >>17263804 The previous generation's hakurei miko.

Anonymous Sat Jul 1 19:20:17 2017 No.17263860
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>>17263804
The other red and white perhaps? But they're still both good anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 19:24:42 2017 No.17263873 >>17263804 Alice, Patchy,Marisa,Remilia, I could keep going but I'll stop for now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 19:27:59 2017 No.17263885 >>17263804 Tokiko!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 19:41:47 2017 No.17263925 File: 229 KB, 1045x840, 1483561260866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17261405 You know, if you did something more than just getting pissed, it might help. I have a bit of a thing for yandere girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 19:54:33 2017 No.17263964 File: 345 KB, 315x170, Master Spark.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17261405 Well sorry Reimu, but I just don't feel that way about you. Your friend on the other hand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 20:00:23 2017 No.17263964,1 I KNOW what you're PLANNING

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 23:17:31 2017 No.17264529 File: 917 KB, 888x1000, 60452992_p9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17263885 The revenge of the crested ibis!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 23:32:32 2017 No.17264566 >>17261405 I already have a waifu, and she is not you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 23:34:48 2017 No.17264571 File: 312 KB, 800x800, 7b7af713c3a6c3350c8856b467d6b269.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17263804 I wonder.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 23:43:24 2017 No.17264596 >>17261839 proves you wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 23:46:24 2017 No.17264602 >>17263925 I don't think i like YandeReimu... She's scary...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 23:50:57 2017 No.17264612 File: 135 KB, 850x800, __hakurei_reimu_touhou_drawn_by_shefu__sample-7b7d102a5b9326986b0eb6edd6b4fd0f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17264602 She's the type of yandere that would chop your dick off and then shove it in your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 1 23:57:18 2017 No.17264629 >>17264612 T-Thats even worse!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 20:38:57 2017 No.17273290 >>17261839 It's great that she labels her cups to give you a chance. That's pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 20:55:44 2017 No.17273362 Why would I need to deal with this slut's shit when I can just go and use one of those one-use fairy onaholes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 20:57:27 2017 No.17273368 Why does Reimu have such a shitty personality? Even youkai are better adjusted than she is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 22:09:59 2017 No.17273619 Why would she care? Marisa is my girlfriend, not her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 00:07:39 2017 No.17273961 >>17273368 Shes bitter because youkai girls will retain their youth for the majority of their lives for hundreds of years while she'll look like a fossil in a mere 20 years or so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 00:44:04 2017 No.17274098 >>17273961 Her worn out pussy looks about 80.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 00:52:33 2017 No.17274128 >>17261405 So what? Reimu is just jealous she can't get any.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 00:59:01 2017 No.17274146 >>17261405 Too bad, bitch! I'm not beholden to some shrine maiden!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:00:22 2017 No.17274153 File: 134 KB, 572x800, DD0G0i3VYAQPgYO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 01:14:07 2017 No.17274178 >>17274153 How much for paizuri

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:26:46 2017 No.17274356 >>17274178 Your life's savings

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:31:00 2017 No.17274368 >>17274356 She can be yours. Only at the cost of every ounce of monies you obtain in your worthless life. Doesn't gurantee she will ever appreciate anything you do though. She gives off the "permanently pissed" vibes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:42:03 2017 No.17274403 File: 511 KB, 630x840, 6db772526583b36f542556640bfd1c37.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17274368 Dude I just want a titfuck from the Crimson Whore-icane.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 02:49:01 2017 No.17274423 >>17274403 Sorry. It's either pay and get paizuri or don't pay and walk away a saddened soul.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:14:40 2017 No.17274488 >>17274368 Stop trying to undersell Reimu by saying bad shit, Yukari. She ain't gonna be your personal slut forever.

Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:20:01 2017 No.17274499
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>>17274488
>your life's earnings
>undersell
I don't think Yukarin is underselling here.
What? Were you expecting 3-no, 100 times your life's earnings? Reimu is being generous here! Otherwise, you wouldn't sleep, eat, or do anything else because youll be working nonstop!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 03:27:42 2017 No.17274513 >>17274423 Paizuri shouldn't be anymore than 6000 yen desu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 12:25:16 2017 No.17275962 >>17261405 Oh please. Reimu is always pissed. Just tickle her armpits and watch as the hatred fades away and is replaced by laughter, There! A basic guide to making your miko temporarily happy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 12:35:09 2017 No.17275987 File: 22 KB, 507x511, 1440206047945.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17274356 Then it's going to be cheap as hell .

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 4 22:49:27 2017 No.17278613 >>17274513 She's a poor miko. She has to find a way to survive right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 04:10:48 2017 No.17279631 File: 401 KB, 840x1320, 1497604776129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17263804 The Yamaxanadu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 04:28:41 2017 No.17279683 File: 608 KB, 874x620, cute yama's panties!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17279631 Yama is cute! Cute!!!!

Anonymous Wed Jul 5 06:32:17 2017 No.17279932
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>>17261405
But we're not dating. In fact, we've never even been in the same room together! Is this some kind of weird relationship, where we're not dating and we've never met, but I'm not allowed to look at other women? Please respond!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 06:44:28 2017 No.17279954 >>17279631 Yabadabawho?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 06:56:24 2017 No.17279988 File: 976 KB, 875x1300, 1499252184200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17279683 >>17279631 The Yama is way out of your league. This will never be you. You need to temper your standards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 07:02:15 2017 No.17279999 File: 9 KB, 400x400, 1499252535321.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17279988 No girl is out of my league if I have proper equipment with me. She is a deity anyways, she will heal in a couple hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 07:09:35 2017 No.17280016 >>17279999 If you want to fuck a limp, emotionless corpse, you may as well date Sakuya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 07:33:23 2017 No.17280085 >>17279932 She's marked you as her own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 08:52:15 2017 No.17280383 File: 152 KB, 850x638, Mima says there's no helping it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17275987 I have eyes for Mima!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 09:11:23 2017 No.17280439 File: 16 KB, 204x200, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17279999 What are you gonna do with that shovel? This isn't the Alice thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 09:21:17 2017 No.17280482 >>17280439 He can on use it on Shinki.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:30:57 2017 No.17285679 >>17280439 Who... is the dubs guy of touhou?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:40:11 2017 No.17285716 File: 38 KB, 540x272, shikieiki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17279631 >>17279683 >>17279988 >>17279999 You are all going to hell

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:53:21 2017 No.17285776 >>17285679 Cirno?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 15:05:27 2017 No.17285821 >>17280085 How does she do this?

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 15:06:09 2017 No.17285825
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>>17285716
For what? Pointing out how far above our miserable selves the Yama is? Is it not an incentive for improvement? Was that not Eiki's one true desire: for people to improve themselves?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:38:12 2017 No.17286168 >>17273290 I want to kill EOPs with Reimu!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:53:22 2017 No.17286204 >>17285821 With her scent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:55:07 2017 No.17286212 File: 95 KB, 1280x720, whatreimudoeswhenanonshowsup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17261405

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:59:55 2017 No.17286227 >>17286212 I'm a fairy, dude! Let me in!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:07:41 2017 No.17286249 >>17286204 But how did she do that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:20:20 2017 No.17286293 >>17286249 She waits for you to fall asleep and rubs it all over you.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 01:47:24 2017 No.17287684 File: 82 KB, 500x500, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17285776 I think.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 01:50:31 2017 No.17287697 File: 81 KB, 489x600, __hakurei_reimu_and_yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_danna_karatekikku__425dc25f8fea271d21d178b21f743531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reimu wouldn't mind a 3 some.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 01:57:44 2017 No.17287712 >>17287697 Yeah, but out of Marisa, Reimu, and Yukarin, how would it even work? If anything, itll be one sided. From Yukarin. Who else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 02:22:51 2017 No.17287803 File: 401 KB, 1000x836, __hakurei_reimu_kirisame_marisa_and_yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_hammer_sunset_beach__7073901439b99289a427fd35ed86929a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17287712

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 04:28:42 2017 No.17288012 Why though? I don't understand.

Anonymous Sat Jul 8 01:19:00 2017 No.17291884

>>17288012
1. She's lonesome at most hours of the day
2. Commited relationship
3. She's obviously jelous since you're looking to othersinstead of her. Seemingly "she isn't enough" for you. A small hint you may break off
4. She's a miko. You can't just get to one person on an intimate level and just move on to the next. Also, it's gonna look bad on her "record" as she had already been with someone before.
TL;DR - Stop think about yourself. You have a lovely shrine maiden to your side. There isn't much more you need. If anything at all.

Anonymous Sat Jul 8 01:47:00 2017 No.17291967
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I'm in love with Reimu-san, but I've been catching myself daydreaming about another red-and-white recently!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 8 02:19:20 2017 No.17292073 >>17291967 I love Mokou too, but she's impure in another aspect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 8 02:34:19 2017 No.17292112 File: 108 KB, 820x1183, __hakurei_reimu_touhou_drawn_by_maremay0513__11baab8f8dc785d958055cd200d8a272[2].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is what Reimu thinks of you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 8 03:14:31 2017 No.17292230 File: 655 KB, 688x715, lube up.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17292112 W-well, o-of course s-she can f-f-finger my p-prostate!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 8 03:15:34 2017 No.17292232 I thought about Reimu's tits today and got a boner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 8 03:19:49 2017 No.17292243 >>17291884 But Eirin is my wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 8 03:49:38 2017 No.17292306 I HATE REIMU! REIMU, IF YOU THINK WERE TOGETHER, WERE NOT, SO GO AWAY!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 8 04:03:58 2017 No.17292332 >>17292306 Stop visiting her shrine every day then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 8 04:06:16 2017 No.17292337 >>17292243 Reimu wouldn't tag along to steal you. You're hallucinating if you think she likes you. At best, you're a good friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 8 05:05:57 2017 No.17292435 >>17292337 Good. The love Eirin and I have for one another is genuine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 9 06:33:53 2017 No.17296748 >>17292435 >Genuine The only thing "Genuine" is how fast she's going to move on when you pass on. Don't forget who she is.

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