/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'd play tabletop games with Alice.

>>17215810
I would too, I hope that would make her happy.

lol Alice has no friends because she's a stinky weirdo loser

>>17215794
Would want to play Shovel Knight with Alice during her birthday.

No she's not! I'm always with her and she's always with me in my heart! We're just getting ready for bed now!

I got a shovel for her birthday!

poor alice

>>17215951

>>17215794
But she has her dolls. They are all the company she needs.

I'll take her on a nice walk!

>>17215810
I'd play hide the salami with alice.

Thank god, Alice is bland and boring.

Alice will get her baps out if you agree to spend time with her. She might even give you a paizuri

your mom counts as someone, arisu.

>>17217045
eh, not really worth it...
anyway i gotta go, bye Alice...

(sheesh, what a weird girl, no wonder she doesn't have any friends)

>>17217045
I-I just wanna hold hands and snuggle with you, Alice.

>>17215810
I'd join

>>17215794
Dos she think she's special or something?

Not alone.

>>17217676
Yuck

>>17217685
i dont see any boys present??..

>>17217697
Marisa is a boy in a heterosexual relationship with Reimu, who is also a boy.

>>17217967
>Reimu, who is also a boy.

Name: Three canon games, two fan games, 6 official manga, 10 twitter posts and 8 doujinshi where this is referenced.

>>17218058
stfu nerd

>>17215794
I'm glad, fucking dork, cold and lesbian asshole magician.

>>17218178
>cold and lesbian asshole magician
Sounds like a name for an official manga.

Is it that bad to be alone on your birthday? You don't have to celebrate it you know.

>>17220046
"Being alone is only lonely if you want it to be." Being alone cause you have no choice but to be is pretty awful I wager.

>>17215794
Alice has nothing!

>>17216881
I don't know that one. How do you play it?

>>17218112
0/10 - instead of learning something, i lost any knowledge i might have had,

Alice should give me a paizuri.

>>17220046

>>17226281
do not post images done by that artist ever again

>>17226385
But her face is all silly.

>>17226224
Alice probably doesn't know what that is. Shinki may never have taught her.

>>17220514

oh no... that sux.

>>17215794
I'll spend the night with Alice!

>>17227485
What a FAGGOT. If I were there I'd be posting on /jp/.

>>17215794
Alice want to made new friends.

>>17227828

>>17228254
a true hero

>>17228254
>noko
How old is that?

>>17215794

>>17215794
there's no way a girl as cute as alice would be alone on her birthday

I'm alone on my birthday too
I'm 21

>>17229582
Ganbare, anon!

>>17215810
I'd play her on the tabletop if you know what I mean

>>17229622
Cheating at tabletop games isn't good

>>17229691
Is load her dice

What's the deal with Alice's doll(s)?

Was [image related] okay?

Are they sentient? Did she create them? Do they like her?

>>17230214
>>17229622
>>17215810
I'd play "Secret Hitler" with her, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. (wink, wink)

>>17237456
All those dolls.

>>17240316
>>17237456
Nani?

"Hey Anon, Let's play Sven Co-op together!"

"Hey, Anon! Mom is not home, so let's play Sven Co-op together!"

>>17240897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMF_PRSXbXk

>>17215794
Don't force me to find and post the Christian cat Alice mate.

Don't force me.

>>17237456
>>17240542
I think he would associate with Alice to kill all the jews using wonderful pain causing spells and neutering spells.

I certainly would. Alice would be the perfect partner to kill all the jews.

I am a true shovel enthusiast, I buy them in all colors. One of them looks like a noose, and also a spoon at the same time. Kick fuckin' ass!

>>17215794
At least she's not the only one.

>>17241156
Maybe Zeus'll cheer her up.

>>17215902
>>17216425
>>17216984
>>17217081
>>17217328
>>17218178
*Bolt release sound* Come to my birthday party.

>>17226770
If the animations weren't porn I'd display them as they're just the entire body spasming out like a bad ragdoll.

>>17241394
Ragdolling like it was Garry's Mod.

>>17241400
worse! At least G-Mod models don't get googly eyes going on as the model bones are so fucked up it's hilarious.

>>17241430
>googly eyes
SFM might be something for you then.

>>17241159
How can a dirty old man cheer her up?

>>17241772
Reminding her of the good old times and starts playing Zero to Hero in the background just to piss her off.

>>17240897
Did someone say Sven Co-op

>>17241772
He knows what the ladies like

>>17243142

duck penis?

we had this thread last year

>>17243338
yes
that's how birthdays are celebrated
is this too hard a concept for you?

Alice boobie

Alice has a debt! But don't worry. She knows how to pay it off!

>>17243275

That's just quackers.

>>17242434
Let's play Alice in the Alice server.

>>17241383

Oh no! Alice was approaching page 9! Don't worry! I saved her!

>>17256433
>Don't worry! I saved her!

>>17229582
Just 9 years left! Be optimistic! Maybe youll be able to cast magic like Pachy!

Please come to Makai!

>>17217045
Ehh. You might be cool to hang around. Just stop trying so hard to appease others. Hat never works. Just let things happen naturally Alice

>>17249326
A prostitution ring that exclusively offers paizuri? Count me in, Alice.

How'd she rack up debt, anyway?

>>17257058
Som faggot approached her, became her only (((friend))) and probably pulled something to knock her out and next day, with prep, started to blackmail her with debt.
Thats my two cents.

Shut up already, won't you? who cares about Alice anneways...curtainly not watashi wa (myself in japanese). It's already nearing my bedtime so I have to go. you all shouldn't even post here unless you REALLY love Alice. otherwise, don't spend your time on a mediocre Touhou girl!

>>17257087
>>17215794
I forgot to tag the original poster in this post. So here is a hyperlink in case you are wondering. Hope that clears up any confusious. Now sumimasen! (goodbye in japanese)

>>17257090
Make a trip so i can filter you.

>>17257092
If you find me annoying, why don't you go by bug spray?!

>>17257151
Haha.
Not interested.
I'm quite sure raid will work on you.

>>17257178
I won't go down without a fight...

你会因为邪恶的话而受苦

>>17257183
>你会因为邪恶的话而受苦
Nothing new. I've been on a 10 year suffer spree. Everything is as shit as it usually is.
>I won't go down without a fight...
Thats a good thing, i like challenges.

>>17257199
There is no inherent meaning to life. In the past most just prescribed to whichever their countries most popular religion was, and considered that their guiding value systems (though generally that tends to be heavier on your local community).

Then came the enlightenment and science, and religion become archaic, like Kings.

It's said philosophy's one job was to find something to replace God with. Well in any major media or nation's narrative there isn't really one.

Die tomorrow, live 20 years longer, nothing ever comes until you realize and fight for your own meaning. I'm just a weak bug, but I want to be powerful like Wriggle too someday.

When you're open to it, I recommend getting into philosophy. just be aware that depending on who you start with (nietzsche) some are very difficult to understand and bring you to very dark places, whereas others (alan watts) can be very positive and just a bit wishy washy/slightly more spiritual/Buddhist.

>>17257199
Personally though, since we're here posting on JP, maybe it would be most relevant and interesting to look up "Absurdism", a philosophy which kind of describes the culture of jp back when it was good/not mainstream/full of normies with facebook groups etc (~2011)

but oh well, i've just got a bug brain, what do i know!

>>17257239
Dont degrade yourself yet.

>>17257233
>Die tomorrow, live 20 years longer, nothing ever comes until you realize and fight for your own meaning. I'm just a weak bug, but I want to be powerful like Wriggle too someday.
We all want to be something or help someone else. In the end, we're better off working alone until assistance is needed. Just keep going for your goal. Some of us have no other choice than to do so.
>When you're open to it, I recommend getting into philosophy. just be aware that depending on who you start with (nietzsche) some are very difficult to understand and bring you to very dark places, whereas others (alan watts) can be very positive and just a bit wishy washy/slightly more spiritual/Buddhist.
Alright.
As far as philosophy goes, im into it, but I haven't read into much; looked at life through my own lens to come to a conclusion and compare to others who came before me.

>>17257239
Will do. Thanks.

Shouldn't be too hard, but one thing is for sure, it isn't simple.

>>17257245
The only thing that needs saying about philosophy is #1 don't get caught up in any single ideology or dogmatic thinking, at least for too long. Keep it moving. Idk enough myself but generally its normal to settle on finding something you already believed in and it being a thing or concept, and then believing that for 1, 3, 5, 10 years. But life is always changing, scientifically speaking at least. This means your brain is constantly changing as well on a literal physical sense. Animals that don't adapt to their environment go extinct after a few generations, or at least die out in a specific region. If you can't find a job or pay off debt adequately, you can take up a trade, or buy/sell things through craigslist, take a bike to tag sales on sundays and look up anything might be worth buying/selling on your smartphone, and buy stuff cheap.

#2
currently from my personal experience and reading of history/philo etc, almost every decision you make relative to society is either individualistic or collectivist. do you want to live for a tribe(group of friends, or a baseball team), or do you want to stay at home and invent the next renewable energy source, and maybe patent it and become a billionaire?

>>17257273
not to say #2 has a "right" decision, only that generally, low IQ people (look up Jordan Peterson on IQ--and no i dont agree with everything the guy says/ride his dick etc etc, but he's very intelligent).

I think low IQ people its said, through history place their value in the collective in terms of their life meaning/purpose, versus an individualist who might put value in their own goals (Tesla or Einstein)

and sometimes the individualist may benefit society with thier inventions, or even hurt it.

>>17257273
>don't get caught up in any single ideology or dogmatic thinking, at least for too long. Keep it moving. Idk enough myself but generally its normal to settle on finding something you already believed in and it being a thing or concept, and then believing that for 1, 3, 5, 10 years. But life is always changing, scientifically speaking at least. This means your brain is constantly changing as well on a literal physical sense.
This I've seen often. Luckily i dont stay on one thing for long, though is sometimes seen as unfavorable to others.
Forever changing isnt a bad thing, but sometimes youll approach a time where you wish you could go back. However, staying on one thing or subject only hinders you and renders you unable to move to the next checkpoint.

>do you want to live for a tribe(group of friends, or a baseball team), or do you want to stay at home and invent the next renewable energy source, and maybe patent it and become a billionaire?
Invent. Couldn't care less about money. As long as i have enough to meet my requirements and such, all is good. Might as well put what i know to the test instead of letting it fade feom memory into the back of my head.
Other than that, im horrible with people. In more ways than one.
Sometimes it gets annoying having to explain things down to the basic level and have them ask the same question again.
I like helping, but there is a cutoff point. And i don't mean this in a "im smarter than everyone an nobody can understand me" way.

>>17257277
>not to say #2 has a "right" answer, only generally speaking, low IQ people (look up Jordan Peterson on IQ--and no i dont agree with everything the guy says/ride his dick etc etc, but he's very intelligent).
Ok. Noted.
>I think low IQ people its said, through history place their value in the collective in terms of their life meaning/purpose, versus an individualist who might put value in their own goals (Tesla or Einstein)
it all comes down to expirences and how one thinks and is engineered to think that determines it - growing up a certain way and certain requirements needing to be met.
Some people find being self reliant the most useful. Even when forced to work with others.
Working collectively to finish something does ease the load, but some rather do it themselves for whatever reason. "If you want something done right, do it yourself."
>and sometimes the individualist may benefit society with thier inventions, or even hurt it.
Well. I can already tell where I'm headed.

Working alone isn't bad, but as far as people benefitting from it, you could say they could have come up with the same thing, but it wouldnt be the same. It could be less effective or more effective.
As far as working alone goes, being someone who invents stuff for later use, you have time to think, debunk, and test whatever theories you have with little to no interference.
Instead of grouping for the whole thing, it would be better to work alone. In doing so, you could put together something of your own to test against the inventions of others and see where you screwed up and/or forgot to do pr include because of X.
Working together isnt bad, but i see many more problems arising than i see a solution.
--
I might be missing points here. Sorry, it's quite late, approaching early morning. i dont think immthinking s straight as i believe. So sorry if it's a little jumpy or repetitive.

>>17257340
>derailed
Uhhhhh. Sorry? What was the topic?

>>17257324
Yes, I'm going to sleep soon, but ive read whole post.
- there is no time, just measure of change; no past or future, because that means there must be cause and effect, and origin poijt and we dont know there ever was a beginning or will be an end.
- make sure u have nuff money to support cost of living budget (~$1000 max anywhere). Look up aaron clarey on single man living/minimalist lifestyle
- get your q tested from multiple areas so you know your abilities.
- idk much about persoanity bur look up carl jung archetypes
- know society favors extroverts, and you can only be free when youre rich so learn to work with people

Oyaji nasai(have a good night in japanese)

>>17257356
Hai hai.
Nice speaking with you.
Till we meet again!
Ill keep these in mind.

>>17257352
Shovel Paizuri's birthday.

>>17215902

>>17257984
We've long established that Alice's breasts are exclusively for providing paizuri.

what is her canon birthdate?

FACT: Alice is the most classy touhou.
FACT: All the touhous want to be as classy as Alice.

>>17261693
FACT: Alice is the most beautiful touhou.
FACT: All the touhous want to fuck Alice.

>>17261693
Considering that Kaguya is a thousand year old princess. That title belongs to her.

>>17261720
>Muh thousand years old NEET

Kaguya is forced class. Alice is pure, effortless, ever-flowing class. Please don't compare the useless neet with the classiest touhou.

>>17261740
At least the NEET princess always has actual living company to talk to and have fun with unlike Alice who has lifeless dolls, that may or may not look like her friends, to keep her company.

>>17257058
Kaiji style.

Now she can't run away.

>>17261720

such grace, such elegance!

Even Alice's butt is the classiest of all touhou butts.

>>17260660
How do I request Alice's chest-related services?

>>17263701
By throwing your beloved shovel away.
Don't do it! It's a trap!

>>17217697
>>17219287
Cute!

>>17267150

>>17256494

>>17263701
Step 1: Defeat Alice in a fight.
Step 2: Invite her over for tea and cakes.
Step 3: Go for a walk with her.
Step 4: Ask for paizuri.

Alternatively:
Step 1: Apply a strong blow with a shovel to Alice's skull
Step 2: Use her tits while she is incapacitated.

I'd go if Alice was a cat.

>>17260443

Alice threads are always full of lesbian shipping and awful taste all around, with an obsession with forcing Marisa into a relationship with the worst magician.
Marisa threads rarely bring Alice up.
I wonder why that is?

>>17219287

>>17273687
I'm not seeing much /u/ shenanigans. Usually Alice threads are full of boobies and shovel posters.

>>17215794
>>17217081

>>17215794
I love Alice, and I'm going to go to her house and give her a birthday present.

Have this cake, Alice!

>>17284128
fuck OFF, kana.

>>17284503
But it's Alice's birthday.

>>17261787
Jokes aside, how long until we have another game dedicated to Alice as she finally went batshit on us due to isolation and shutting herself in with nothing more than her dolls?
Worst case scenario, she gets taken down and things go on as they usually had - ignoring Alice. If she isn't already, it might make her suicidal.

I want to use magic to make Arisu's boobs impractically huge

>>17284503
Eat up now, Alice!

>>17285991
You have a big day ahead of you!

Uh oh! It seems Alice has eaten too much!

>>17286776
Uh oh! It seems you have posted in the wrong thread! Or the wrong board entirely!

>>17286949
Ah. Now I see the path. I should've gone to >>17176143! Thank you, kind hermit!

>>17286982
Alice! The Puppeteer!

>>17220046
Yes. It's worse than you might think.

>page 9
Why do you guys hate Alice so much?

>>17296741
She's a dork.

Here's your gift, Alice.

>>17297235
I thought they were friends.

I would call Alice a loser, but she actually moved out of her parent's house.

>>17297593
You don't see the whole picture. Alice is actually enjoying this very much.

>>17298495
I would like to see the full picture.

>>17298506
That is the full picture. He means, "look at the whole picture"

Come back to Makai, Alice!

>>17215794
Have some money, Alice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0c0J_ZoVQ4

>>17305573
me on the right

>>17287585
Alice! The Paizurer!

>>17312761

>>17316029

Shinki is trying her hardest to make her smile look genuine while looking at her failure of a daughter.

>>17320312
During the creation of Alice, Shinki consciously decided to make Alice as autistic as she is. Shinki only has herself to blame.

>>17320658
Shinki dropped Alice, head first on the ground when she was a baby.

>>17320675
How does she live this down?

>>17324114
By letting me fuck her daughter forever

>>17324114
Shinki sold her daughter to Mima & Marisa to leave her alone.

>>17324812
What a horrible parent.
May misfortune always come her way.

>>17325151
Shinki got sick of her shit when she was using up the internet with tons of tabs open with /a/ & /jp/ threads on them, with their shitty 128Kbps net speed, 24/7.

>>17325251
At least Alice isn't a frequent poster on /d/.

>>17329495
Hey d poster. Stop this shit.
Stop your shit. Just stop it.
>>17325251
>sick of her shit
Doesn't excuse selling Alice. Because of her, she can't live happily. Internet my ass.

>>17329558
I'm talking about Shinki.

>>17285898
She's probably talking to herself right now on whether or not to bust out her Grimoire again.

>>17329495
>>17329558
>>17329584
Alice is doing pretty alright.

>>17215794
She deserves to be.

>>17324812
>>17325151
Treat her like the "house plant" she is.

>>17269428

>>17335046
What's that? Give her everything you couldn't? Already done.
Not only that but she seems happier. If that makes any sense.

>>17336501
Alice isn't capable of happiness, or emotion in general really.

>>17336501
>>17336962

Shinki steal Alice's threads just like she does to her boyfriends

>>17337154
Alice is too weak to fight back.

>>17216881
You have to stop kissing her penis

>>17337147
One, you can't scare me.
Two, Are... Are you trying to...
What does this gesture suggest?

>>17337154
>boyfriends
Ruined.

>>17340149
I, Alice will protect you! *runs away, leaving dolls behind for you to use*

>>17337154
Alice is Shinki.

>>17340992
Thank you Alice.
It seems she wishes to fight.
You weren't stuttering either.. That's.. Progress.

What makes Alice so lovable? That doesn't relate to lewd, such as paizuri.

>>17345883
Alice would make a great mother!

Would you? By which I mean, would you risk Shinki walking in on you in the middle of it?

>>17346918
I'd ask Shinki to read us a bedtime story while me and Alice snuggle up together.

>>17346924
>read us a bedtime story
>snuggle up together
Too pure for me.

Get whacked, Alice!

>>17227485
Don't you know? She leaks poop while she sleeps!

>>17349089
Only if you launch it up the wrong entrance before going to sleep anon.

Meido tried.

She got away.

>>17352243
Bummer.

>>17296741
Because she is lewd!

>>17349009

Alice get her very own domesticated wolf.

>>17361231
I want to breed Alice's wolf!

Tell me about Alice, why is she always portrayed alone?

>>17361937
Being a puppeteer, people think that she only has her dolls to keep her company. Also Marisa is always with Reimu so there's that too.

>>17227485
>>17228254
Let's play Alice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scQvUQbmElM

>>17361937
>>17361956
Keep me company, Anon.

>>17364851
Only if I get to suckle on your breasts

>>17361937
Because she mostly is? Read the print works; they clearly portray Alice as a loner, even to the point of taking precautions against strangers stumbling into her domain.

That said she does do puppet shows in the village, and she treats those few strangers who do show up at her door rather politely. In other words, she seems to prefer solitude, but isn't a stranger to courtesy.

>>17364897
I see... I've seen that pic of Alice alone on her birthday and it always makes me feel sad. Just thought I'd ask what the whole deal behind it was.

>>17346918
Would you even dear to do it in front of Shanghai and Hourai?

>>17365281
I assure you if Alice desired company on her birthday, she would have sought it out. She definitely has connections. If she is alone, it is likely because she chose to be alone.

There are tragically lonely characters within the setting, but Alice is not one of them.

>>17240897
>>17240903
>>17242434
>>17251348
O---hohoho~!

why
why
why don't i miss you a lot, forever?

Oh no Alice esta completamente sola en su cumpleaños!

>>17371279
buenos dias alice

>>17371279

>>17371357

hello cave alice who doesn't live in a cave

>>17371279
Puta.

>>17371279

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

That lonely feeling when you're the only one fan of Hourai and Shanghai.

>>17371604

>>17371604
I don't like Alice but I really like Shanghai.

>>17371659

>>17371611
why do doll need toothbrush

Me on the left.

hoi hoi

>>17375745
Daikirai~

~!

>>17376554
>>17376560
This is why I like /jp/

>>17376609

>>17371604
>>17371659
>>17376526
>>17376609

Doll time~

>>17371604
What about Goliath Doll?

Have this present, Alice. Now, give me your computer so Hourai and I can be on /jp/!

This is a big day for Shanghai!

>>17215794
lol hahahaha

>>17383596
A big journey ahead of her!

Shanghai, Hourai and Goliath Doll will protect you more than Alice would.

I want to peek under the skirt of her dollies

>>17378105
>Goliath Doll
2hipstereven4me

>>17389006
A doll that is bigger than Alice's house.
You too spooked to snuggle?

>>17389293
Death by snu snu is NG anon.

>>17389327
It's the only way to go.

A German is playing Alice with us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9D9H1D3nKs
>Scenario: You (Alice) and me
>you drank too much and I had to get you home.
I don't want to play Alice anymore.

Alice is a pervert.

Alice could beat up Patchouli

>>17393913

which touhous could alice beat in a bare-knuckle fistfight?

>>17393989
She is a girl that relies on magic with unknown physical CQC capabilities, so I'd say fairies, Patchouli and Marisa (maybe.)

I want to be a friend for Shangai.

>>17395264
That really surprised me!

>>17392599
Will I become Alice if I open this?

But at what price though?

I like this Alice.

>>17401795
You're Alice by just looking at the thumbnail.

Today is my birthday and I want a specific Alice as my present!

Alpus is warmed Alice warms up and the hatched coco sleeps so as not to break the envy 's gehung egg, Alice is also handy Alice is cute as any expression, but the expressions when you are particularly embarrassed I thought it was cute.

>>17392599
I'm scared of male ASMR is this video safe

>>17410500
What have we become

>>17410506
Stranger danger!

>>17392671
A-Arisu's...feet?!

I'm the real Alice

>>17392599
Any more Alice-themed hypno?

>>17411409
can you be my mommy

>>17411782

>>17411893
mommy is that you

>>17393913

>>17395264
Shanghai dances!
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=44593255

Look what Shinki did to Alice.

Oh, hi, Alice!
What's got you so chipper today?

>>17420688
She got to taste thick, smelly NEET semen from the mouth of her friend Sanae!

>>17420688

>>17420688
vibrator in her anus

>>17423971
keikaku doori

>>17286776
I wanna rub alice's full squishy belly!

>>17411306
I really like this picture, it's cute.

>>17411903
Yes.

Alice please come to my birthday party

>>17432279

>>17215794
Alice depresses me.

>>17432279

>>17261787
>>17285898
Look! All of Alice's friends in one image!

>>17432279

>>17435004
Wait... AA2?

>>17436232
looks like cm3d2.

>>17435026
alices friends are all dolls?

>>17436362
Those are not dolls. Those are her friends.

>>17378105

>>17257090
it's Sayonara,
that's kind of akward because I speaks some of the language.

Big doll!

>>17420446

AliceNya

Alice is cute!

>>17411903
Mom!

Shanghai time!

>>17240897
>>17242434