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Finally ... after two hours its your turn.

You walk infront of the table of autographs, and there he is.

What would you tell to ZUN?, you only have 15 seconds.

>> No.1721886

Cool games, bro.

>> No.1721888

>>1721877
"Its all your fault you son of a bitch."

>> No.1721882

*grabs dick*

>> No.1721884

RORIKON ANDU BEERU

>> No.1721889

Touhou 11 sucked.

>> No.1721890

Good night, sweet prince.

>> No.1721894

I would throw him two cans of beer, when the time is right, I will steal his hat.

>> No.1721892

>>1721882
i lol'd so hard

>> No.1721904

When are you repairing Touhou 10?

>> No.1721897

Who are you?

>> No.1721898

hey, it'd be awesome if you could draw me a real quick sketch!

>> No.1721899

dickbutt for touhou 69

>> No.1721902

Make Sanae playable, and make Reisen useful.

>> No.1721907

Do you write Bleach?

>> No.1721909

I pirate your games.

>> No.1721911

SSiB sucked, and now I am going to punch you.

>> No.1721914

Ohayo gozaimasu! Itadakimasu onegaishimasu!

>> No.1721915

>>1721909
And then he breaks his beer bottle on the edge of the table and then stabs you to death with the broken bottle.

>> No.1721916

Ooh this isn't the Ever17 autographs line? I'm sorry.

>> No.1721937

Snap as many shots as possible and get the fuck out.

>> No.1721940

What does "ka-me Ka Me- HAAAAA!" mean?

>> No.1721943

Did you ever think that if you'd stop drinking for a second, then you could actually draw someone who didn't look retarded for a change?

>> No.1721959

>>1721943
then, he will stop composing beautiful themes.

>> No.1721973

I want your hat.

>> No.1721969

>>1721943

That's how he smiles at his American fanbase.

>> No.1721971

>>1721877
Learn to make real games like Halo. I need to shoot sum niggaz. "Pow pow."

Ballin!~

In every Touhou game you play as that little bitch, who shoots at other bitches. Reimu, please... Everybody knows that females are only good at sucking dick. The PC doesn't have any games. The PC should learn how make good games. Everybody knows that the Xbox has the best games.

>> No.1721981
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1721981

KAMI!

>> No.1722006

>>1721971

Nice Chad Warden impression.

>> No.1722025

Better question: What would you bring to have ZUN autograph?

>> No.1722027

>>1722025
My cock.

>> No.1722031

>>1722025
See
>>1721882

>> No.1722035

>>1722025
Futa doujin

>> No.1722037

Sup faggot? When are you going to make REAL gaems?

>> No.1722050
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1722050

Sign this please, ZUN

>> No.1722060

Fuck you.

>> No.1722081
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1722081

>>1722060
Hey, you take that back now, mister.

>> No.1722409

*throws ZUN out of a third story window*
You are the Puma Man!

>> No.1722431

Nice hat, bro

>> No.1723255

Flandre isn't strong enough, make her stronger, god dammit.

>> No.1723269
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>>1723255

>> No.1723270

For every bullet I've been hit by in your games, I'm going to kick you in the balls.

>> No.1723287

>>1721877
"You know, Kaguya is the best thing ever happened to Touhou and my life"
After that I have a spontaneous combustion, damn, Zun...

>> No.1723295
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1723295

Place a twelve-pack of the best polish beer in front of him.
"More. Reimu."
Politely thank him for his attention.

Spin around and throw a screwdriver at him as I walk away.

>> No.1723304

"Westerners are fans of your games, too. If you made a nice English site where people could buy your games, you'd probably get a decent amount more sales."

>> No.1723312

>>1723304
Everyone that's interested would have already pirated them.

>> No.1723316

>>1723312
I'd buy Perfect Cherry Blossom and maybe a few others.

>> No.1723320

>>1723312
I bought TH10.5

>> No.1723351

>>1723312

Contrary to popular belief, quite a few people would be willing to buy them, if only to have a nice boxed copy of the game.

>> No.1723391

>>1721877
KONNICHIWA ATAI KYU DESU WWWWWWWWW

>>1723351
On a more serious note I'd agree with this

>> No.1723518

"Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find Ryukishi07's table? I'd be interested in getting an autograph from the best doujin game creator"

/thread

>> No.1723529

>>1723312

I'd be willing to buy them if I wasn't poor.

Once I actually have money, I intend to purchase them... yesss...

>> No.1723557

>>1723304
>>1723351
Not only the games! People already pay a fuckload for touhou things from jap auctions and other sites! ZUN could have a nice slice of $$$ for making a move like this!

>> No.1723565
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1723565

"Can I marry Marisa?"

>> No.1723577
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1723577

>>1723565
No.

>> No.1723584

>>1721902
This.
>>1721943
And this.

>> No.1723587

Place beer on table, give him a thumbs up and leave.

>> No.1723590

"Flandre for IaMP pls."

>> No.1723594

>>1723565
Didn't someone already ask him that question?
Or was it Reimu?

I remember his answer was "seek help."

>> No.1723599

>>1723594
Q. Can I marry Marisa?
A. Japanese in general can't say no, but NO.

>> No.1723614

Q - You're Korean right?
A - Yes.

>> No.1723648
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1723648

"Die!"

>> No.1723675

I would like to see your games get published in America, and want to know where you get a hat just like that one.

>> No.1723689

>>1723614
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.1723695

Give us more Alice and Patchy

>> No.1723697

Your fanbase is terrible

>> No.1723724

There is more touhou on /v/ than on /jp/ right now.

>> No.1725380

bring mima back

>> No.1725434

Remake the old games.

>> No.1725458

>>1723724

Bring me proofs

>> No.1725465

I love you

>> No.1725478

Whore yourself and sell Touhou.

>> No.1725487

>>1725458
You are 7 hours too late.

>> No.1725504

Me: "I gotta know, do they eat humans or not?"
ZUN: "Eh?"

>> No.1725608

>>1723304
This.

>> No.1725637

"Let's move to Sweden, anata~"

>> No.1725642

>>1723351
>Contrary to popular belief, quite a few people would be willing to buy them, if only to have a nice boxed copy of the game.

I know I would.

>> No.1725670

MAKE ME A TOUHOU

>> No.1725696
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1725696

Make Amanita a Touhou

>> No.1725711

I'd shake his hand

>> No.1725874

>>1725642
Do these games have decent packaging?

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