/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17176143
fat threads on /d/.

Template threads are for ______

>>17176155
Making '_________ with Youmu' thread with Youmu.

What did he mean by this for today, say something nice about who was in the wrong here now that the dust has settled.

>>17176176
what do we [insert board here] think about this?

>>17176195
Give me a quick redpill on this.

I'm being a newfag asking for explanation on something I could easily google but it's okay because I'm spouting a meme while doing so.

which <momhu/lolihu/hag/dork/fairy/miko> has the best <ass/tits/legs/bodypart> for <fetish> and <object of fetish/nameless self-insert>?

Also Ran thread, I guess.

>>17176253
Not likely.

>>17176155
but this isnt even /d/ tier. /d/ tier is where they are so fat they cant walk or get stuck in the door. Dont beilive me, go check out there constant fat thread.

>>17176257
>>/jp/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=%22thread+I+guess%22&search_op=op&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

Tenshi had too many hotdogs

Ran is cute even when a bit chubby

>>17176258
/d/ is just a board for fetishes. There is no "tier", except when it comes to breast size. Otherwise it's like saying only girls with dicks longer than 10 inches or creatures with more than 2 tentacles belong in /d/.

I wonder if you could write a /jp/ poster bot

Just have a bunch of template phrases, like I want to _____ with _____!, have a variety of sexual acts and Touhou character names to pick from, and have it post images from gelbooru containing tags relating to the names. I bet the mods would not even notice

Fatlovers out of /jp/.

>>17176315
She could use a little sister

Giving headpats to people who are resting on their laps.

>>17176310
Obviously stuff like futas, deformaties, and vore is /d/ tier.

But body fat would fall into its own tier like breasts would have. And what makes breasts so special that they are exclusive to having the distinction from /d/ tier and not /d/ tier, espeically when other kinks obviously have tiers too.

>>17176461
People don't normally like fat chicks though. I'd say it's on the same level as foot fetish in that people commonly have feet but having a preference for it makes it just a fetish. It could be compared to futa too in that people normally like their girls without fat and without dicks.

>And what makes breasts so special that they are exclusive to having the distinction from /d/ tier and not /d/ tier
I don't know either. I'd guess it's that they're possible to have without them being each larger than the head and taking up 50%+ of the body mass. Something like breast expansion even from flat to c cup is /d/ though. All "kinks" belong on /d/ though, since that's the board for "kinks" that people jack off to.

>>17176253
I'd prefer a Ran thread that wasn't so trashy.

>>17176143
putting on a diet because fat fucks are fucking disgusting
and so is every fucktard who calls an obese whale "thicc"

>>17176567
>kinks

Are pudgy touhous really in the realm of being a fetish? And I mean at the most mild levels would be what is present on this thread.

I also don't umderstand what is with /jp/ acting like a puddgy ran belongs on my 600 lb life, yet the same body in most western countries would not be considered obese.

>>17176670
You're a very rude individual.

>>17176675
Everything in this thread is fat, honestly. Not chubby, pudgy, or anything else cute sounding. Just fat.

>>17176677
Okay. And anything or anyone fat should die in a hole - disgusting and useless scum.

>>17176812
I want to die in fat Ran's hole and give her my disgusting and useless cum!

>>17176765
Honestly fat would include everything from chubby to the very extremes of /d/.

Prove that anything here is out of the ordinary from the "Whichu 2hu would you fug" to the "boobhu" and belongs on /d/. but before you say everything like a prick, honestly compare what you see here to there bbw thread. There should be a very clear difference in the content.

>>17176866
I sure hope you do. Accepting obesity is Tumblr tier.

>>17176895
You have issues, friend.

>>17176895
None of this shit is tumblr tier. Seriously you guys have somehow adopted the Japanese stardard of obesity, which really is having any quanity of body fat. Do any of these 2hus look like they would be on Tumblr.

>>17176868
>Prove that anything here is out of the ordinary from the "Whichu 2hu would you fug" to the "boobhu"

Those threads should fuck off too. At this point /jp/ is no different from the Gelbooru comment section

>>17176920
I don't, perfectly healthy, mentally and physically. Thank god I'm not fat.
>>17176929
It's literally tumblr. You're pretending fat shit is accepted on /jp/, you're confusing us with tumblr - which you should go to and never come back.

/jp/ being this bitter is not the same /jp/ I fell in love with it. I want a divorce!

red boards, not blue boards.

>>17176960
You clearly do since you relentlessly shame healthy 2hus. What have they ever done to you?

>>17176315
There are already two bots, or literal retards, running around this board posting shit that barely makes sense and linking shit from youtube.

>>17176961
>/jp/ being this bitter is not the same /jp/ I fell in love with it.
Were you not here since the split?

>>17176960
No If it where Tumblr these 2hus would be twice as large and out of breath. Claiming that they are perfectly healthy.

Quit hyperbolizing how fat a chubby touhou is.

Reimu has a nice butt

Anon-kun I got this frying pan in the item drop. Want to test it out?

Can she use her ass in her planet hat?

Am I too big anon?

Ran is growing too big

lol he started spamming

>>17176143
They're for /d/

>>17177255
Its called dumping content you newfag.

>>17176989
>healthy
See, you're the disease here. Anything above nearly chubby isn't "healthy", that's not what that word means and you should quit making it out to be a buzzword.
>>17177018
Oh look, a fucking landwhale. It's like I'm attempting to communicate with a morbidly obese Fujoshit tumblrina.

>>17177384

>>17177287
Why aren't you using the image dump boards then?

>>17177438
Can you PLEASE kill yourself?

>>17177445
I mean, if you just want to dump images without discussion (ERP doesn't count as discussion) you could use of the many boards intended for that.

Or even better https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=touhou+plump

There, all the fat Touhous you could ask for

>>17177384
Wow, first you attacked the healthy 2hus and now you're firing really mean words at everyone because they don't abhor these tubby creatures like you do. Anon please give it a rest and seek help. The last thing we want is you asking for blood pressure measurements to find out which 2hu is ok to post.

>>17177018
Healthy Okuu is healthy

>>17177287
made for mating press

>>17177458
Thats not me (OP) I did the dump to increase the ratio of picture posts to pictureless posts. And thaks for gelboru I will get even moar "fat" 2hus.

Awoo is big

China ditched the 5 year plan.

>>17177837
Awoo needs to stop eating so many human children.

Rumia filled out nicely.

Yuyoko has allways been a voluptuous woman/ghost.

If you are going to delete every single post that's not an image at least move the thread to /e/

>>17176143
EXERCISE! Let's burn all these calories!

>>17178483
Losing calories will result in a loss in bust an hip size. Are you sure you wish to continue?

Y/N

>>17178299
If the mods where going to do that they may as well move every lewdhu and boobhu thread to /e/.

I think /jp/ doubles as a lewd but safe for work touhou board.

>>17178725
>If the mods where going to do that they may as well move every lewdhu and boobhu thread to /e/.

Well yeah. That's what that board is for

Just found out why janny is protecting these landwhale threads, here's a leaked picture of him with his girlfriend

>>17178773
Okay, now that is possibly /d/ tier sized. I thought you where bitchig about the girls here being too big, so why ate you posting bigger girls?

>>17178791
uh-oh, janny just heard you calling his gf fat and now he's coming to fuck you up

This guy draws patchy so cutely

Will Youmu ever be as sexy as hot as Yuyoko

Where can I view all the deleted posts? There was a fat 2hu thread on trash but it got deleted because of shitposting drawfags spamming new threads.

Mostly because sometimes I see new things that aren't on Pixiv/etc.

>>17179447
Warousu Archive. You can see when a post gets deleted because it will have a trash can icon on it. Most of the deleted posts where "Jannies please move this to /d/", and insults on the moderators.

Finished about 20 inarizushi at a all you can eat sushi place last night. Felt like chanta's Ran the whole day after.

>>17179447
>There was a fat 2hu thread on trash
lol

meat.

>>17176143
Rough mating press

>>17176143

This artist ruined Ran singlehandedly.

>>17181332
More like improved her irrelevant self.

>>17181332
Wrong!

>>17177231
Those tails are terribly half-assed. How can a premier Ran lover draw her and then spend all of 20 seconds on her tails? He's lost his way, man

>>17181503
Not all of his pictures are equal in terms of work. Some of his works are more sketch-like, others he goes all the way for.
That's also an older picture of his.

lard ass.

>>17179447
I have been creating lewdhu threads through the random type boards throught the website. First I pick a mild entry level kink. Then I find a bunch of touhou images. Then I create the thread and get it started. I hope that someone from the influx of normies sees the thread and thinks "Wow this is hot, I cant get enough of this character". Then they learn that the character is from a touhou and eventually plays the games or participates in the community.

Fondling and Kneading their dough.

Patchy got really cute once she cured her iron deficiency.

>>17192075
those are some nice saggers

>>17176143
CHUBBY TOUHOUS ARE FOR TEMPORARY LOVING BECAUSE I KNOW I AM A BETA MALE AND KNOW THAT ALPHA MALES DONT WANT THEM AND AFTER THEIR METABOLISM DROPS LIKE A ROCK AT AROUND AGE 30 I WILL SLOWLY START TO OVERFEED THEM UNTIL HEART FAILURE AND MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE AS I CONSIDER BUYONG ONE OF THOSE SEXDOLLS FOR LIKE 1500 FROM CHINA AND DRESS IT AS ALL THE TOUHOUS I WANT

>>17192799
Anon you really wouldnt treat me that way, would you?

>>17176143
eating their meat and turning their blubber into soap

getting crushed while cuddling

>>17193249
>>17177225
>>17177211
Je suis désolé, but roleplaying is NG

>>17179939
>>17185058

Blogging is NG either

>>17185058
Good job inviting crossboarders from the worst boards in the site here, you fucking idiot.

>>17200174
sou da yo

>>17181503
He just needed to focus in THE most important tail.

>>17176288
>>17177211
>>17177231
>>17178715
I want to suckle from Ran's teat! I wonder how sweet her milk is.

>>17200206
The goal is to get more people in the touhou community, not /jp/. But if they are allready fapping to 2hus then they are at least half way assimilated.

>>17176143
expanding

Is Ran too fat?

My dream is to one day bury my face in the dough

>>17200666
My goal is to sleep with that Letty.

>>17176143
putting on a treadmill

>>17176143
Hanging out with other chubbyhus

Being Isolated only to be found.

>>17212614
These breasts look more like chest tumors

>>17225467
Hopes and dreams that refuse to die!

I ran out of clever ERP one liner openings. Take this nice fatchy pic and forgive me.

>>17232353
You're forgiven.

>>17176143
Sitting on your ass to come up with bullshit news stories off the top of your head will make anyone chubby.

>>17176143
Going to /e/

>>17232353
>Take this nice fatchy pic and forgive me
I can't, it's too heavy!

>>17232353
look at all that bacon

I am a bit afraid to know what the half human half mermaid hybrid would look like.

Patchy needs to be more care about breaking her undergarments

>>17193249
I'd treat Patche like a queen with slight teasing.

I want my professors to look like this.

>>17244821
Me too.

Stop calling Ran fat. She's not fat.

Momiji is EXTRA THICC

>>17247262
perro caca

I want this 2hu's thighs to become my pillow.

Momiji is ready for school, plz no bully.

Alice is getting better at making cloths.

Its better when it goes to the breasts and hips and almost nothing in the stomach.

>>17176143
Drinking with, then burning away the guilt.

All I'm seeing are healthy girls and no chubby girls.

>>17200666
I don't understand the mentality that communities always need more and more people. At most a steady and slow flow of genuinely interested people who found it on their own is preferable.

Whatever happened to the touhou belly writer??

>>17176356
All 2hus are meant for plumping up.

>>17247473
>healthy
Typical Amerifat logic.

>>17176143
me

>>17250156
he died due to complications from type-2 diabetes

>>17250156
As a chubby chaser, a 'touhou belly writer' sounds incredible to me. Do you have any screen-caps of his work?

>>17251635

>>17254324
>>/jp/thread/S13256973
>>/jp/thread/S14003156

>>17177132

>>17260907

>>17260943
This birb is going on a diet first thing tomorrow!

Why does Utsuho make such a good fatty touhou?

>>17261267
Because birbs exist to be fattened before eating, and 2hus exist to be eaten (sexually).

All birbhus should therefore be fatty fat fatties. It is an immutable law of cuisine and sexuality.

>>17261037
Fattening up diet.

>>17220909
ORA!! GET PREGNANT KASEN
GET PREGNANT GET PREGANT ORAAAA

I will post this ass again on Halloween. You have been warned...

>>17212614
momsatthegrocerystore.jpg

>>17176143
diet and exercise

that's not chubby, it's fat. ran let herself go

You are making me want to fap to that one Phatchouli doujin

>>17261922
Which birb is the fattest, though? That's the real question.

>>17263893
Fattest non-birb is obviously Yukari.

>>17264275
We all know Yukari doesn't count, though. Especially when you consider the fact that she can warp any amount of blubber from someone else onto her... or vice versa, if she so pleases.

>>17261267

sweating and smothering

Kneading.

>>17264864
Canonically false. Yukari can not gap her own fat. The LAW will not allow it.

>>17261932
Would rape, grope, and bite this pudgy belly

>>17267735
Incoming!

>>17261267
The photon flux tenth-thickness of water is 2 feet, so having a dense Utsuho cuts down on harmful particle emissions.

>>17267896
The second law doesn't forbid that, and even if it did she could just blur the boarder between fat and muscle.

>>17267896
No way would the LAW be able to properly enforce her policies if Yukari were to fatten her up a buffet's worth of weight, now would she? Like, can you imagine Eiki trying to chase after Yukari for screwing around with the population's weights, only to make a massive dip in her flight path due to "someone" suddenly tossing an extra 15 pounds onto her own formerly slender frame? Eiki would be horrified to find a newly plush gut under her extra-small clothing. Knowing Yukari, she wouldn't be content with doing this just once- she needs the fuzz off of her tail for good. Every time Yukari would pass a well-endowed human, the weight would be transferred from them directly into Eiki, completely throwing off any chance of pursuit. She'd soon land with a "thud" onto the ground, her entire body wobbling because of the impact- now sporting a much more bottom-heavy figure than before. If one were to follow behind her when she crashed, they'd see Eiki's well-endowed rear end on almost full display, being shielded by an skirt with a pair of overstretched underwear beneath, clamping on her lovehandles like a vice, squeezing the surrounding area outwards by the slightest distance. After all, her buttocks was twice as wide now than it was before Yukari began her all-out assault on Eiki's mass. Even the most well-crafted pair of panties would struggle against such a sudden force.

Or maybe Eiki would catch up to Yukari with ease and smack her around with the Rod of Remorse for a little while. Not like I know the air speed of a 17 year old girl nor the judge of hell.

>>17176143
Dragging to the gym with you and forcing to become /fit/ again. They've gotte a little too lazy if they run out of breath or fail to execute easy tasks.

>>17269531
Holy fuck THICCCC

>>17269179
Yukari's powers are nullified by the LAW.

>>17263426
Gibs me a link plz.

>>17201261
on the edge of the crater.

>>17176143
How are you suppose to dodge danmaku if you're so large!?!?

Plumpness is a gift to us all, expecially on 2hus.
>>17263832
Sauce? Image search and saucenao did nothing...

>>17271213
itou life.

>>17271213
https://exhentai.org/g/640073/b23ab5ccc2/

Very rough and brutal sex!

>>17270993
The thicc would reflect it back at the source.

>>17269179
This would be a viable strategy against anyone BUT Eiki. Besides she'd probably send Komachi or other underlings to get her. But given Yukari is lazy she'd probably be very happy with her own plumped up figure and want to spread it to Yuuka, Yuyoko, Byakuren, Eirin, Reimu, etc...

>>17270993
It's a graze box.

>>17263893
Hatate is fattest birb from staying inside all day writing fake news

>>17283306
The fat squad.

*huff* *huff* yeah I'll have the deep fried stick of butter and a large diet cola

Ah wash mahself with a rag on a stick

>>17286987
I want to smack her huge belly with a shovel and watch the fat jiggle

>>17290214
I'd rather kiss Alice's belly button and jiggle her food stuffed belly.

>>17271670

>>17310661
I think Reimu needs another 15 kgs on her frame.

>>17304781
God I wish that was me