/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm olev.

Kobolds are cute!

>>17061123
Oh yes you are!

>>17061123
Only if you're an alp. A cute one. You can't speak in a raunchy voice or walk around without a shirt on.

would you love a flat demon

>>17061137
flat is fine too as long as there's a nice big ass and thighs

>>17061137
Depends, how hard is she going to dom me?

>>17061137
Depends, does she love me?

>>17061130
You too.

>>17061135
I'm an olev human and nothing will stop me.

>>17061145
Well, alright. I hope a nice girl kabedons and carries you off someday.

>>17061137
Love her? I'd worship her legs and eat her out as much as she wanted.
Flat/small chested girls who aren't lolis are a rare breed when it comes to 2d, it's sad that everything has to be a loli or a 7ft girl with huge tits.

>>17061147
I don't like being carried that much. Would rather walk side by side or be the one that carries.

>>17061137
Anon I love flat chests!

>>17061149
7ft girls don't have to have huge tits

>>17061137
Hell yes. I'd slow dance with her whenever she'd feel like!

Tall makes for great cuddling though

>>17061166
Jesus Christ where has she been all my life?
I would breed her so goddamn much it should be a crime.

>>17061137
She looks like she'd destroy the world if I said 'no'. So I'll take the safe bet and just tell her yes.
Then I'd sneak Hathor Milk into all of her food when she's not looking!

>>17061166
This

Average a best, especially on tall girls

>>17061193
Average tits on an average size girls with a nice ass a best.

>>17061195
She better not have made that aphrodisiac out of her own horn.

Squeeze her brow

Do it now

>>17061172
This. Sure being the big spoon is nice, but to me nothing can compare to the feeling of being spooned by a big girl.

That's why my waifu is a big girl!

>>17061197
It grows back, probably.

>>17061166
I'm okay with this, I do love variation in body types.

>>17061186
fairly new art from Funk
and I agree, but she could sit on my face for a week before I bred her and I'd be ok with that
>>17061193
I do like big tiddies but I really like the contrast between such wide hips and regular sized tits

>>17061217
You're a man of fine taste

>>17061221
sometimes I take a break from muscle worship for a girl like the blue oni I posted

>>17061199
I do advanced squeezes only. I put flayers between my fingers, armpits, thighs, knees, toes, feet, hair, elbow, butt and many more.

>>17061199
If I squeeze her, will she assume direct control?

I want to make an evil girl blush and fall for me. She can stay evil though.

>>17061232
>putting a Flayer on your head
It's like you want her to assume direct control

>>17061235
If she slips her tentacles into your ears then yes

>>17061263
Don't worry anon. I only use low level flaylings.

>>17061263
>It's like you want her to assume direct control
Nonsense, you're being paranoid. Now lets all go to the chaos realm and walk around not wearing any hats.

>>17061235
It would be extremely pleasurable

>>17061120
Do Ratas yell at you from behind a tree if you ignore them? I ask because that's what the neighborhood squirrels do if sometimes, that at just stare at me for a while.

>>17061308
Why would you ignore squirrels?

>>17061308
It has been my experience that they run away from you up a tree, then peek out at you from behind the tree and watch you from a safe distance.

>>17061317
the squirrels on my campus follow people for food
bold little fuckers.
If I show a Rata my bag of nuts, will she run or try to grab them

>>17061308
I don't know but I want to ignore a Rata to the point that she starts learning my fetishes and preferences simply so she can seduce me

>Listening to music with your lilim waifu
>Bob Segers Night Moves comes on. She loves it.
>Suddenly your room transforms into the backseat of a 60 Chevy
>Ask her what she's doing
>Lewdly smiles and says
WORKIN AND PRACTICIN

>>17061383
All Lilims are olev. All Lilims deserve love.

All Lilims are my life.

>>17061389
lilims are shit

>>17061383
I'd imagine Lilims have some limited reality warping powers. Then again they can make the prudest Order priest undress and jump into her.

>>17061400
But they aren't.

>>17061404
Seeing Lilims corrupt would be something I'd pay to watch.

>>17061404
All high level magical monsters have some reality warping available through their personal spirit realms

>>17061383
>That outfit
>That composure
>That pose
Don't post stuff like this just before I head to bed anon, I beg of you.

>>17061442
There's gotta be a Lilim who records herself corrupting some random human girl into a MG.

Friendly reminder that if the Sabbath Scouts ask to come inside it is your job to let them in and offer them refreshments.It's a hard life being a lewd little girl going door to door trying to sell things to people.

>>17061490
>Treat a Sabbath Scout well
>She ask for Anon's name
>The next day he is now subscribed to Sabbath-related magazines without him knowing

Hopefully his waifu doesn't mind those magazines full of little girls in microbikinis.

>>17061480
I like to think there would be a website where succubi and other corruption happy types can upload their achievements.
>videos of random girls off the street being dragged into back alleys and violently corrupted by lesser succubi
>clips of a satyros sweet talking a girl into partying with her and it shoots forwards to them both getting dicked by a random man while the girl starts to sprout horns
>the most viewed video on the site is of a haughty office lady who treats men like shit getting took down a few pegs by a lilim, molested by magical black tendrils and turned into submissive kikimora

>>17061490
Sure! Just as long as the WAIFU is ok with me letting the sabbath scouts into HER house for refreshments and a nice chat.

>>17061513
That last one is actually adorable. She deserves a loving mastah to thoroughly spank her.

>>17061500
This is what I fear about buying from the sabbath or doing something non-lewd with them. How am I supposed to explain that to my waifu?

>>17061490
I can't offer treats to the Sabbath Scouts all the time anon, then they'd keep coming back way too often especially considering that they're all friendly with my daughteru as she'd likely be in the Sabbath Scouts too.

>>17061519
It would be even more cute if she ended up being a maid for one of her former subordinates she used to yell at. Spanking and mating presses would be absolutely guaranteed.

Pick one.

>>17061548
Middle without a doubt, I just want to hug her.

It's a hot summer day, dude!

>>17061541
How could you resist treating them though? They're so cute in their little uniforms.

>>17061542
Oh yes. That's good. Especially if she tries to hold back calling him a shitty worker while he spanks her and molests her.

>>17061490
No ot's not. They decided ro become scouts on their own and they know the consequences. At most I can have them wait at the door ile I get a cup of water.

>>17061513
>A Lich that only recently became one makes her first high level potion.

>>17061500
But I'm already subscribed

>>17061572
Please stop posting tanned lolis.

>>17061558
Imagining a haughty OL turned kiki squirming as her new master makes her cum with his hands alone is extremely arousing.
I could see him doing it time and time again and making her beg for him to actually fuck her when she's had enough of the teasing.

>>17061541
>Letting your daughteru be part of the sabbath scouts
You are a bad parent.

>>17061572
>ice fairy
>make the the embodiment of summer
BRAVO ZUN

>>17061558
>How could you resist treating them though? They're so cute in their little uniforms.
I can resist because I'm a married man and a daughteru dicker. I mean, I wouldn't be able to resist my daughteru in her outfit at all especially if she's got one of her latex leotards on under it, but I'd have to as it'd be rude to show preferential treatment in front of her acquaintances.

>>17061587
Maybe to you, but our lifestyle would allow her to get a lot out of it without any shifty, unsavory business.

>>17061584
It's too perfect. Just remember to hold her in your lap and play with her pussy until she's begging the man she once bullied to fuck her brains out. Just remember to marry her!

This is why maids are great. So many possibilities.

>>17061599
Gotta feed the cuties when they come to the door though! Especially if they were thirsty from walking around the neighbourhood all day.

>>17061572
I never knew I had a thing for tans before Summer Cirno

MG lolis in micro bikinis.

Have a mini chuff

>>17061614
Water in the summer would be a good little thing to do anon, without inviting them in for a whole production and stuff. I'm sure my daughteru would look forward to coming by our house on her route just so she can give me (and her mother if she's there) a big hug, and maybe get a headpat or two.

>>17061641
That's cute, daughterus are too pure for this world. I'd want my daughterus to stop in and make sure they stay hydrated and fed when they're having a great time playing in the summer.

>>17061622
Sorry, I like lewd chuffs to be fully grown or overgrown

>>17061622
Someone post the Oppai loli squirrel

>>17061654
You're telling me that you'd turn up to the beach with your tall muscle chuff to outshine all the mini chuffs with her dead lifting ability?

I'm tempted to post a Kvaldir-based greentext because Flow Kelp and Wight mix.

>>17061672
She doesn't have to deadlift at the beach, but I don't mind some flexing.

Or lifting me
or just taking me right there at the beach

>>17061682
Do it

>>17061490
Either they gain some height and some tits or they can get out, I ain't no loli dicker.

>>17061602
Marrying her is a given, it's the ultimate sign of domination over the woman who once tormented you.

Especially the night after the wedding when she's there bent over in that white dress, begging for the seed of the man she once said would never find a woman with taste bad enough to go out with him.

>>17061684
You want to get fugged by a muscular chuff at the beach? That's pretty slutty. Everyone would turn and watch.

>>17061622
cute

>>17061513
>An office woman who turned into a Raiju after getting struck by lightning. She also ponces the cameraman and the vid ends there.

>>17061690
Too perfect to be true.

>>17061691
>that's pretty slutty
I am a slut for musclegirls
here's one in a one piece, I'm convinced she's showing off her camel toe to get me to look and use that as an excuse to take me right there

>>17061490
>>17061622
Slutty lolis are not allowed.

>>17061709
But anon... All lolis are sluts.

>>17061706
That's hot anon. Fine taste.

>>17061718
It's true. That's why mature lolis are better in my opinion!

>>17061718
Even the really really young ones?

>>17061691
>Not finding an isolated spot or fugging in a changing room.

Seriously, the whole act of getting caught despite being hidden would probably be a turn on for her. I bet a Jinko would have a severe exhibitionist streak.

>>17061698
What a cocktease of the video.
>>17061702
Corrupting girls who treat men like garbage into subservient wife material is my fetish. It's the most sexy form of punishment. Especially if it involves knocking them up.

>>17061685
>Be on a trading vessel bound for the northern isles, where the Æsir and Vanir peoples live, free from the burgeoning duress of society and law
>A nation of barbarians, as it were, pillaging and eating their fill with not a care in the world
>The galley is equipped twenty rows strong, a crew of forty men all rowing as the Captain shares a drink with you on the poop-deck
>He stops telling you of the time he fucked a Grizzly and left her to dry, in his own words, his skin paling
>Mutters something in the coarse, guttural language of the Jarls and Joms, commanding the men to row faster and harder
>The air's been chilly the entire morning, the winds agreeable
>But then you notice it, the faint smell of brine on the air, a mist bank lazily rolling in behind your ship
"Damnit, boy! Stop lollygagging and get on the steer!"
>A bear of man, you've never seen the Captain terrified, much less at mists rolling in across the channel, but as you brace your legs and grab the rudder with one arm, you can hear him barking
"Row, row you damned dogs! Lest you want the mists to take us all to Hel!"
>There's a distant sound as the Mist overtakes you, drums, from the sound of it, as well as ephemeral horns
>Gooseflesh springs up on your flesh as the chilly air and brine-smell of the mist puts you on edge, the Captain suddenly quiet

>>17061743
It is great.

Does this mean there would be many Kikimoras around? Because that's also a upside, especially if they try to hold back treating you like shit. But their monster personality suppresses it, and in the end coming to accept her love for you.

>>17061743
I think she killed the camera by accident while zapping the man. Obviously she still can't control her discharges well.

I want more consensual corruption stories dammit!

>>17061754
What like asking to be corrupted? That's hot.

>>17061738
Most of them, yes. You can have a four year old slut if you're not careful.

>>17061770
Yes,pretty much. The desire to be sexy and free.

>>17061751
A lot of Kikimoras, Nurarihyon, Shoggoths and even Kobolds.

And yes, it's best if in the end they go completely deredere and beg you to punish them for their past actions.

>>17061770
I guess it's something like "Please break me with your big, fat cock and make me even more of a slut!" kind of thing.

Anyone have that one healing story with the disgraced knight and the demon?

>>17061738
Especially the young ones. MG toddlers would have all the innate lewdness of an MG without the adult knowledge of what's appropriate and what isn't.

I would like to remind you at this time to be kind to hobgobs. They are very good girls and work very hard to set an example for their flat sisters, but they have fragile egos, especially in front of their tribe. If a hobgoblin trips because her breasts threw her off balance they can sulk for the rest of the day! If this happens be sure to spend some time with her. Give her lots of hugs, tell her what a good leader she is, and if she's hurt, be sure to kiss it better.

>>17061779
This pleases me. All those top tier girls.

>>17061815
I want to be a shared husband of a hobgoblin and her goblin followers, those cuddle piles would be comfy.

>>17061820
Kobolds are an interesting one for corruption. That girl who used to treat you like you were no better than a dog and look at you as if you were human trash? She's now a dog herself, being walked around on a leash and involuntarily wagging her tail when you drop your pants in front of her.

>>17061815
>Hiding a Hobgoblin who tripped because of her massive boobs against your chest do the rest of the tribe don't see her cry
I will protect those titties like a loving father.

>>17061831
It's perfect. Just remember to give her some loving once in a while! Be the better man and don't treat her like she treated you.

>>17061815
Impregnation and milking is considered kind right? Pushing her down on the bed and fucking her tits while tweaking her nipples then cumming on her face and tits is also kind right? Massaging and teasing her breasts while she's trying to do daily activities including speaking to tribe and making sure they know how much her tits need to be worshiped is especially kind correct?

>>17061822
This anon gets it. Everyone else step your fucking game up.

>>17061831
The Lilim who did that to her must have a sense of humor.

>>17061815
I wish KC would make more oppai loli monsters.

>>17061815
That's cute

>>17061809
>tfw no toddler Familiar to sit on your lap while you gently masturbate her puffy cunny
Eternal suffering.

>>17061839
Of course. The difference is that she seen a "dog" as something to look down on when it's your job as her new owner/husband to show that animals are for looking after.

Tender loving while she tries to act tsun but her ears and tail betray her would be something to look forward to each day. I'd still make her beg for some some stuff occasionally and get a kick out of her instincts kicking in when I throw a ball though.
>>17061843
Lilims would get such a kick out of turning bitchy types into cute monster girls based on their behaviour.

>>17061861
This anon knows

>>17061051
>Captain and his crew setting out to hunt for that kraken/unspecified aquatic monster and her gang that's been sinking ships left and right
>GENTLEMEN BEHOLD Gremlin and Automaton sidekick build machine to reach the human dimension, convince the lilim gov'na to power the machine using her own power, single-use one-person-only portal sucks the lilim in and sends her into the human realm in a room of a human, said lilim shitposted in hbt as much as the human shitposted in not!mgt and immediately bond through the power of shitposting, eventually Gremlin and Automaton fix the machine unaware of where the lilim ended up in and bring her back, machine malfunctions dead, the three then try to find a way to open the portal back
>Maybe a bunch of others I forgot

>>17061815
I unironically would have absolutely no qualms being a Hobgoblin's husband, whether communal with the rest of her gob troop or one on one.
>>17061841
Of course. Those are all signs of her superiority and affection from you. What kind of Hobgoblin doesn't dominate her man by being mating pressed and roughly fucked hard against the wall and bed so she's a cumstained bloated mess? That's a sign that she's in control!

>>17061750
continue

>>17061846
Me too. Luckily there are already a lot of monster that can be made into oppai lolis without much effort. Jubjubs and holstaurs are pretty busty, likely even at loli stage, and the holstaurs are able to maintain their breast size even when lolified by the Sabbath. Then of course you have monsters like golems, automatons, and the entire slime family that can take basically any form you want.

What Monster Girls would make use of Skyships/zeppelins/Airships?

>>17061948
Lilims.

Dark matter bombing

>>17061948
Gremlins.

How is it possible that one of the lowest tier Sabbath girls can have 100x more little girl charm than the leaders of the sabbath?

Like they're literally best Sabbath loli. Sabbath should consider producing more of them.

>>17061856
Oh jesus fuck no.

>>17061899
WoW shit doesn't belong in /jp/

>>17061800
Do you know who the author was?

>>17061051
Well... I got a few...
>Long viking-saga-ish adventure in a Dark Age setting. Nameless bastard from not-Celtic-Britain goes on an epic voyage through Not-Scandinavia, Not-Rus and Not-Byzantium. Meeting and learning from the greatest heroes of his time and eventually becoming a legend in his own right. Also, actual monsters exist, and are a threat to human and MG alike.
>A smartass kid's dad marries an Anubis, so he winds up moving in with her, in a retired Pharaoh's massive mansion. While his older and younger brothers are being fussed over by his step-sisters and other Pharaonic servants in some lovey-dovey, sparkley romcom kinda way, he strikes up a bizarre intergenerational friendship with the ancient, but extremely bored former-monarch who might also be a fucking god, depending on who you ask. Hilarious misadventures ensue; from trying to unfuck the currently-reigning Pharaoh's incompetence to trying to get an ancient, fire-and-brimstone Apophis to stop screaming about how she will swallow the sun and bring about The Foreverdark and get a fucking job, because just being ancient and evil doesn't actually pay the rent anymore.

>>17061856
Yes please.

>>17061973
They are the PR species of the Sabbath, of course they're fucking adorable, they were designed to be.

>>17062043
But they're way more adorable than they should be! So much that they outshine all other sabbath girls!

I think I'm falling for their charm

>>17062035
If I knew that, I wouldn't have needed to ask. All I know is that it was posted a while ago, but I don't know if it got continued or not.

>>17061973
God damn it I just want to pick one up and fuck one from behind as her legs dangle and can't reach the floor. They're the sabbath's most effective weapon for sure.

>>17062053
>>17062060
>doesn't even exist in our dimension
>already charming anons into lolicon

Wew

>>17062053
They are exactly as adorable as they need to be. And it's perfectly fine to fall for the charm of Familiars. They're youthful, cheerful, energetic, with emotive fluffy bits and exuding an aura of joy. Not to mention they're great for hugs.

>>17062069
It's those squishy paws, her star shaped pupils and that air of smugness she has that converted me.

What I'd give to be balls deep in one as she calls me onii-chan.

>>17061875
Oh god I would love for KC to make a Hamster subspecies of mousegirl.
She'd be into oral and swallowing massive amounts of their husbands cum after storing it in her cheeks.

>>17062091
Best loli KC has done in my opinion. So good.

>>17062093
This anon knows. It would be great to have one sit in my lap while she tempts me and calls me onii-chan.

>>17061815
I still feel awkward around the young ones, but...

...would it be strange if I carried an injured hobgob on my shoulders?

>>17061815
>>17061822
I kind've want to find a village that gets raided by Goblin raiding parties often, just so I can set up a defense force called "Gobstoppers".
And I'd be captain Wonka.

>>17062119
Only if you get a boner anon. Only if you get a boner.

>>17062122
Would you ride their chocolate rivers anon?

>>17062106
>It would be great to have one sit in my lap while she tempts me and calls me onii-chan.
The best part of this is that her outfit has easy side boob access. Slipping your hands under her top when she sits in your lap would be ever so tempting and it's exactly what she would want you to do.

Molesting her in such a way would cause her to shift in your lap, grinding against you with her butt. I wouldn't be surprised if she giggled and said something such as "nii-chan that tickles" knowing that her feigned innocence turns you on even more. They really did convert me, damn Sabbath and their cute Familiars.

When will the next comiket be held? June?

>>17062119
No. It wouldn't be strange. Just be ready for her clumsy attempts to make you her husband after her ankle gets better.

>>17062137
August.

>>17062136
I used to be a normal vanilla guy into mature curvy women until KC released familiars.

>>17062106
>best KC loli
That's not Baphomet.

>>17062136
STOP. I don't wanna be attracted to Familliars and their shining eyes, wide birthing hips, and their cute faces!

>>17062156
Don't forget thair flat chests and puffy cunnies.

>>17062146
Fug, that's too long

>>17062136
Please, no. I can't turn into a lolicon.

>>17062153
Look anon I know baphomets are cute. But familiars are in a whole other level of cute.

>>17062159
This

>>17062159
>cunnies
Thank Illias you pedos use this word. If y'all didn't then I'd be a dengenerate too.

>>17062162
Anon. You're already one.

>>17062173
Don't try to deny it man, you can't win against the cunny.

>>17062165
There's more to the Sabbath than cute anon. Sometimes it's about lewd. Lewd goats.

>>17062150
Same here anon, same here.
>>17062156
it sounds like you already like them, it's too late for you now anon. I bet you want to thigh fuck one as she does her homework for the Sabbath don't you?
>>17062162
Anyone can turn into one with a little prod from those paws.

>>17062165

>>17062184
>I bet you want to thigh fuck one as she does her homework for the Sabbath don't you?

STOP

>>17062184
Her paws are cute and so are their belly buttons!

PEDOFAGS GET OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>17062217
Get a load of this guy.

>>17062217
Anon I'm not a pedophile. I enjoy the soft flat chest of a Familiar, her tight tummy and kissable belly button, squishy underdeveloped thighs, beautiful armpits, and innocent childish attitude.

>>17061750
Fuck off

>>17062184
>I bet you want to thigh fuck one as she does her homework for the Sabbath
I would never! Maybe just, you know, grope them a bit. Since they look so smooth and soft. Only once though.

>>17062250
why tho

>>17062192
There's no stopping this train now.
>>17062212
>you will never kiss a familiar's midriff while she wears a revealing uniform
>>17062268
Just grope one? Even if your manly hands gripping her soft and tender thighs causes her to moan and some of her juices run down onto your fingers?

>>17062289
>Even if your manly hands gripping her soft and tender thighs causes her to moan and some of her juices run down onto your fingers?

Anon please, these are little girls I'm thinking of in a lewd way. LITTLE GIRLS!

>>17062327
I know, isn't it great?

>>17062183
swirly eyes are great
they go even better with sharp teeth

>>17062289
>Even if your manly hands gripping her soft and tender thighs causes her to moan and some of her juices run down onto your fingers?
It's just some Familiar groping, there's no need for things to escalate! That would be troubling.

Need a secretary? What about a nice genki Familiar that will put a smile on everyone's faces in the office?
Need a fast-food cashier? You bet a Familiar is going to sell more McDruella sexy meals than Druella herself!
Need a news reporter? Who wants a mere female animal when you can have a confident Familiar to announce even the most tragic of stories in a lively and engaging fashion?

Call your local Sabbath now!

>>17062327
>>17062336
Stop it! The both of you. Next thing you know, you'll be posting lewd lolis in this thread! You're crossing a bridge with a frayed rope!
>>17062348
They are a miracle.

Today I really could have used a farm-MG bringing me cold lemonade. Dipped 2 tons of potatoes in fungicide by hand, on first proper hot day of summer, in rubber suit due safety.
No matter the girl, be it sweet young Holst, mature Goat, lean Centaur, even the farmers wife giving me genuine smile and complement of how hard I was working would have got me going for couple more hours. Working on the farm would be much more comfier if there would be few farm-MGs to cheer me up.
At least the Alpaca is cute.

>no farmers wife trying to hook you up with her city slicker sister

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>17062368
Sabbath is olev

>>17062368
This is why you don't tamper with forces you can barely comprehend in your quest to create the most charming loli.

>>17062386
Thanks, Doc!

>>17062389
Onee-Sabbath is more olev.

>>17062391
Familars can't possibly be perfect right?
I bet they act really mean and lose all their charm when there are no men around

>>17062432
This.

>>17062327
Just as the Familiars planned.
>>17062367
But don't you want it to escalate? Don't you want to run a finger up her thighs and run it across the crotch of her striped panties?

>>17062432
But are they "Onii-chan! Can I sit on your lap while you work?" Olev? No? Thought so.

>>17062440
I bet they chat about their ideal onii-chan and swap tips on how to look cute, innocent and defenseless when they are alone.

>>17062456
>familiar study session while witch in glasses points at notes on the blackboard.

>>17062452
No, I don't! Even if my thumbs brushed against her panties it would be wholly accidental.

>striped pantie
Goddamn Familiars, they can't keep getting away with this.

A lot of potential Onii-chants here.

Familiars probably give the best handjobs.

>>17062467
Accidental? If you say so, and I see you like striped panties too you pervert. Would you still like them if they became wet with her juices and she started panting due to your "accidental" movements?
>>17062480
The one thing I know for sure is that they would give the best blowjobs. Dear god, seeing the penis make the side of her cheek bulge as she looks up at you with those starry eyes would be enough to give a man a heart attack.

>>17062432
>>17062447
The Onee-Sabbath is full of perverted girls who want innocent imoutos to freely molest all day long

>>17062456
>>17062464
People who reveal the industry secret tend to disappear, keep quiet about the Familiar cuteness schools

>>17062509
Otouto, anon. The term is otouto.

>>17062509
>People who reveal the industry secret tend to disappear, keep quiet about the Familiar cuteness schools
Familiar cuteness schools, familiar cuteness schools, familiar cuteness schools! A man can dream right?

>>17062529
Dark Mage-san is looking... full today.

Imagine the so many creative ways one can bully and tease a dullahan

the possibilities are almost limitless!

>>17062509
There is nothing wrong with that.

>>17062529
i wish someone would look at me like that

>>17062529
I'm sorry, I was thinking about how much better imoutos are compared to onee-sans
That Dark Mage is going to ruin that poor guy's innocence, an imouto would never ever do that

>>17062536
>Spoiler
I know how you feel, I'd be happy even as a spirit energy dispenser in a deep Sabbath sex dungeon

>>17062554
>Sabbath sex dungeon
>you will never have a familiar's striped panties placed over your eyes like a blindfold as she straddles your face and a baphomet rides your shaft.

>>17062543
There are times when she bullied herself

>>17062529
post full comic

>>17062554
>That Dark Mage is going to ruin that poor guy's innocence, an imouto would never ever do that
>Immediately posts about becoming a useless lump of flesh only good for pumping semen into shitty lolis.
You can't see it but I'm judging you.

>>17062561
Good, that seems terrible.

>>17062561
Only one Familar? You're thinking small Anon

>>17062590
Not every loli out there is your imouto
Just like not every big girl out there is your onee-san
You can get thrown into a loli rape dungeon without it involving any imoutos

Once you bonded with a big girl and she becomes you onee-san you can bet that she will tear your innocence, purity and happiness to shreds
If you bond with a loli and make her your imouto she will cherish you and love you forever after

>>17062590
Baphomets can be Onee material too anon. And loli Baphomets are great as well.

>>17062615
>she will tear your innocence, purity and happiness to shreds
Incorrect Sabbath Propaganda. My waifu would never hurt me like that.

>>17062616
Onee-Baphomets are great, it's the loli ones that are trash.
Sabbath skanks, bullying my adopteru because she wants to grow up.

>>17062615
Onee sans are for protecting your innocence, purity and happiness.
They'd die for you if that meant protecting your smile.

Reminder that onee sans should not be allowed any where near a shota orphanage

>>17062615
>Only one Familar? You're thinking small Anon
They're would form a line to have their fun of course, pouring into the dungeon one by one as it goes on. What starts as only one Familiar and a Baphomet might turn into 4 Familiars, 1 Baphomet and 2 witches.

Stamina wouldn't be an issue since the Sabbath is at the forefront of research, ever thought of having a 24 hour potion fuelled reverse gangbang with Sabbath girls?

>>17062634
>They're
All the lewd thoughts turned me dyslexic it seems.

>>17062634
Oh god please stop posting familiars. I just want to sniff her panties so bad.

>>17062624
>>17062629
Don't trust onee-sans, all they want is otouto semen in their womb

>>17062631
We all know about the dangers of onee-sans such as Dark Mages and Jabberwocks, but not even the seemingly gentle ones like Unagi-Joro are actually dangerous
The last time an Unagi-Joro was allowed in an orphanaged she caused a shota to slip and scrape his knee so she could "take him to the nursery". The kid now has nightmares of perverted eels every single night

>>17062648
I bet he wakes up panting and sweating after having another dream of SLIPPERY MEATY EEL TAIL while his crotch feels unexplainably slimy.

>>17062648
>Don't trust onee-sans, all they want is otouto semen in their womb
And you think your precious Imoutos are any better?

>>17062641
You'd probably want to do that regardless of them being posted. They're too cute not to.

>>17061137
Sure. I'd be more sexually attracted to her if she had tits tho

Describe the ideal way to have sex with your MG daughteru for the first time.

>>17062672
You kill yourself and clean up the gene pool.

>>17061750
Ignore the other fucks and continue

>>17062634
>ever thought of having a 24 hour potion fuelled reverse gangbang with Sabbath girls?
That's the dream, though it will be better if they each take turns so you get to know each one individually
They will grow attached to you if you actively try to please them by remembering their sweet spot and such, after a few months you will be promoted from "semen dispenser" to "communal onii-chan"

>>17062655
It's different, they want that and much more
Onee-sans couldn't care about anything else even if your life depended on it

>>17062179
>you can't win against the cunny.
You most certainly can.

>>17062700
Prove it!

>>17062634
>24 hour potion fuelled reverse gangbang with Sabbath girls
It's all fun and games until a tentacle potion accidentally gets mixed in with the others.

>>17062698
>Onee-sans couldn't care about anything else even if your life depended on it
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
Go back to masturbating while reading doujins and crying Baphomet.

>>17062702
When I hear the word, regardless of all context, my cock shrivels and it's like you've poured ice water over my head

>>17062716
I have the same reaction.

>>17062672
>doing some light bondage play with your jinko wife
>you're cuffed to the bed and blindfolded
>she starts sucking your cock but something feels different than normal
>you write it off as your loss of vision toying with your other senses
>she doesn't say a word as she stops sucking you and proceeds to mount your shaft
>she pauses after it reaches all the way and she feels much tighter than normal, it must be that the situation has her worked up
>it doesn't take long for the unusual level of tightness to make you cum but she keeps going causing you to gasp and ask for a breather
>"ara, good for her first time isn't she~" you hear in your ear, causing all kinds of thoughts to run through your mind
>as the blindfold is removed from you it becomes clear that you just came inside your jinko daughteru and she's hungry for more

Daughteru dickers go die.

>>17062698
>communal onii-chan
Oh if only. I'd make sure to spoil all of them and treat them like the best imoutos in the world.
>>17062708
>accidentally
I'm not so sure if it'd be accidental knowing what Baphomets are like.

>All these "I wasn't a pedo until X girl!" posters
>Really just Sabath agents in the basement of their local chapter's hq, spreading propaganda
I'm onto you.

>>17062698
>communal onii-chan
Isn't that just a loli harem at that point? No man should be allowed to have that many lolis.

>>17062729
>Every "I wasn't a pedo until X girl!" poster is just a Baphomet masturbating and crying while waiting for her Familiar to bring her tendies.
Oh I'm laughing at this mental image.

>>17062723
>Whoops. I accidentally came inside my daughteru.

>>17062723
Welp, time to pack my bags, skip country, and find a new waifu who won't trick me into dicking the daughteru

>>17062279
It's Bollocks and it's
>Fucking WoW shitposting

>>17062744
>Anon's waifu tricks him into dicking his daughteru.
>The next morning, he and all his belongings are gone.
>He left the country, had plastic surgery to change his face and had a Lich change his voice.
>Old waifu never sees him again as he gets married to a better waifu who won't do such a thing to him.
A fitting punishment for such a terrible act.

>>17062754
Do you think MG courts would allow a divorce at this point?

>>17062508
>seeing the penis make the side of her cheek bulge as she looks up at you with those starry eyes

No, boner. No!

>>17062737
>Take a tour
>Get led into the basement, it's pitch black but for the glow of computer screens
>"And here is where we play video games and shitpost online and try to convince people that pedophilia is the best!"
>"Ooh! That last one's pretty successful isn't it ? I've seen lots of men confessing to having their minds changed, lots of men saying they got converted by a familiar too."
>"Oh, um... Actually those are all Mary, Mary!" the small baphomet calls out, and a girl leans back from the screen while sliding off a pair of headphones, two digits on her left hand slick and glistening under the glow of the screen. She gives a small wave.
>"Oh. Then, the loli anubi?"
>"That's Sally." She points to one girl engaged in furiously typing
>"Then the men claiming to have been converted by baphomets?"
>The girl blushes.
And anon could never look at those posts the same again

>>17062723
Now that is some great fap fuel

>>17062709
>>17062729
Please don't imply that the Sabbath has to go to such lows to acquire men
Simply luring them in and occasionally drug raping them is all they need to indoctrinate new onii-chans

>>17062734
>No man should be allowed to have that many lolis.
There are enough lolis to go around, don't worry about that
So, how many Familiars would you like?

>>17062716
>>17062720
Maybe you guys are just too gay then.

>>17062672
Never

>>17062773
>Please don't imply that the Sabbath has to go to such lows to acquire men
>Simply luring them in and occasionally drug raping them is all they need to indoctrinate new onii-chans
Oh, you'd like me to believe that wouldn't you?

>>17062759
Not only allow, but encourage.

>>17062763
What losers. Typical Sabbath.

>>17062773
Your tendies are probably getting cold Baphomet. Might want to get off the computer and scarf them down like the pathetic loser you are.

>>17062779
I bet you're fine with the word cummies too

>>17062762
Getting a boner at the thought of that? I bet you'd like it if she took it out her mouth for a second and asked "does that feel good onii-chan?" and licking the tip timidly while waiting for your answer.

There's no saving you now, the sabbath have got you.

>>17062790
Cummies, yes. And clitty.

I want to hug my Baphomet daughteru and tell her there's nothing wrong with wanting to grow up like she does.
Then I'd bat her on the back and tell her to go play games with her Apophis Onee-chan.

>>17062773
To be honest, I'd be happy with only one Familiar for head patting purposes.

>>17062795
Gonna ask that Apophis Onee-chan out respectfully.

>>17062801
You're gonna fluster the poor girl! The Pharaoh at school keeps bullying her for being a lazy soft cuddlebug!

>>17062795
Young baphomets who want to have a tall and full figure in the future need to be protected from the merciless abuse given to them by oldhags who are centuries their senior an still pretending to be kids.

Better yet, take them out of sabbath territory as soon as possible and move to a neighborhood with a strong onee-sabath presence. Those girls will pass on many secrets of a nutritional growth, and who knows, in the future you could be the proud father of a 7ft bapho with a dynamite body and her own happy family, just like her mother before her.

>>17062793
You people truly are the worst of the degenerates. KDF doesn't even like these words, does he?

>>17062795
Oh, it's you again.

>>17062809
Actually I remember he does

I don't really get it. You people are just feeding the shitposters by making a big deal of the simple WORD. It's not even that much of a bad thing and I can genuinely understand why people would like it beyond shitposting.

Just stop giving the people who use it for shitposting (you)s? Like it's not hard.

>>17062817
>Just stop giving the people who use it for shitposting (you)s? Like it's not hard.
You'd think so, but that doesn't work. On any board.

>>17062809
I do, but as nice as they sound in my head it feels really weird even to just type them so I usually never do.

>>17062817
I quite agree with this anon, people get really bent out of shape by just a few words. Part of it is I don't want to give the shitposters anything else against me in all honesty.

>>17062817
Fucking this. They're exactly like redditors who get triggered when they hear the word moist.

>>17062791
Why would I want to be saved from a familiar? They're cute. Cute! Also lewd.

>>17062830
Or black people when they hear nigger.

>>17062817
I'd rather not see the word used more frequently than it currently is. It's one of those words that just sounds disgusting, even when you don't consider the actual meaning behind the word.

Reading something along the lines of "yummy cummies in tummies" is like swallowing a mouthful of writhing maggots

>>17062805
I actually adopted her off the streets.
Found her wrapped up in a blanket crying because the Sabbath kicked her out for wanting to grow up.

>>17062830
Reddit gets triggered by "moist"?

>>17062834
You understand there's a hide feature for a reason? When you don't like what you see, usually a rational person will hide it so they don't have to see it.

And fucking hell if that makes you disgusted then how the hell have you even survived on the internet.

>>17062835
I can see this happening. Must be hell growing up as one of the postergirls of the organization, all that pressure, watching other girls getting socially crucified for secretly admitting to a cult-sister that they'd like bigger breasts.

>>17062838
Don't know but /jp/ hates "turgid"

>>17062830
>redditors who get triggered when they hear the word moist.
lol
Why?

>>17062846
Chronic autism?

>>17062842
>And fucking hell if that makes you disgusted then how the hell have you even survived on the internet.
If it wasn't so exceptional in its degeneracy I wouldn't react this way. I doubt there's another word in existence like it.

The word sounds like the sensation I get when looking at trypophobia shit
>>17062845
Because of the people who use it, not the word itself.

I don't know why but I like seeing an MG in full non seductive clothing.

>>17062845
Don't know about others, I think it sounds silly. Like, I start laughing if I see it in erotic fiction and loose my boner if I had one level of silly. At least for me.

>>17062832
You may be saying that now but wait until you've emptied your 5th load into her tight familiar pussy and she looks up at you with expectant eyes asking onii-chan if he can go for one more round. They're weaponized cuteness.
I wouldn't have it any other way, they're perfect.

>>17062865
Who regularly used it?

>>17062844
I kind of imagine her bonding with my Apophis daughteru because she's big soft and cuddly.
Just the thing a girl who's gotten out of an abusive loli cult needs.
Just imagine when she starts getting taller and lankier in her teenage years.
Imagine her horns growing longer and curlier as her figure starts filling out.
Imagine her shyly walking up to her mother or her Apophis nee-chan and awkwardly asking for help learning how to wear a bra when her breasts start growing.

>>17062866
I can take a guess at why you like it. It's cute.

>>17062804
We'll see how much she bullies when she's got a boy on her arm cuddling her all the time! I'd make her coils sing!

>>17062888
Then you'd have a pompous Pharaoh Ojou-sama trying to get the Apophis expelled for clearly manipulating you with her venom.
Imagine the look on her face when the school nurse deduces that you don't have a drop in your veins.

>>17062877
My heart. Bapho-nees are perfect.
>You'll never gaze at the motherly figure of your full grown baphomet wife just after giving birth, her big pillowy breasts already a few sizes larger than normal due to the milk stored within

>>17062891
I'd rub it in her face by rubbing my face in my apophis girlfriend's bosoms, then high five and head off with her. Aint nothin gonna trouble her at school no more.

>>17062900
Would you hang out with her sisters when she brings you home to hang out and play games?
I'm sure you'd be able to bond easily with the Hellhound triplets and the Baphomet.
Though she'll probably make you promise her to be good to her nee-chan.

>>17062870
Familiars were a mistake. Too much cute and lewd in a single package.

>>17062899
Onee-sans are acute

>>17062905
She's the one with 19 siblings, right?
I'd do my best to not be overwhelmed and hang out with all of them, and of course I'd promise the Baphomet I'd be good to her big sis.
Though I can see shenanigans where me and Apophis just want some alone time but one of her many many sisters are always interfering or stalking on us.

>>17062866
>devoted housewife in an apron
>non seductive

Maybe there's just something wrong with me.

>>17062939
My daughteru count is at 23 now.
It was 21 but then I started imagining a Baphomet on the streets crying and outcast and couldn't help myself.
The other new one is that hybrid Demon from that one wild week with the waifu and a shape changing potion.

>>17061350
And by 'seduce' you mean try to blackmail you with exposing your shameful fetishes to everyone.

>>17062926
>Too much cute and lewd in a single package
Just the right amount I'd say. I want to hold one in my arms so much.

>>17063023
Comfy cuddling with a familiar with her tail warped around you as far as it goes sound pretty good right now.

Spooders.

What boards would different monster girls go it?

>>17063085
yes

>>17063088
Daily Crow Tengu threads on /adv/ asking how to get cute boys.

>>17063085
>>17063106
Spiders are bad enough as it is.

>>17063065
It does sounds good right now, especially when I feel all down and lazy due to the heat.

Being a magic user she could probably use a basic spell to lower to temperature of the air in the immediate vicinity around you before pushing her body against yours and wrapping with her tail. Then with an excited flutter of her wings close her eyes and take a nap, passing a few hours with one like that in such a way would be heaven.

>>17063106
>Anon grows up with an Arachne as his childhood friend.
>When they hit their teenage years she constantly teases him with lewd words and actions.
>The first time they have sex she takes advantage of her book lung to give him a long kiss without having to breathe.

>>17063088
>Tanuki general thread on /vip/.
>Lewd workout threads on /fit/
>Sabbath Threads in the /trash/ where they belong.

>>17063118
Yeah, but he'd still need to breathe. Now blowjobs, those would let her take advantage of her respiratory system.

>>17063123
>Tanuki general thread on /vip/.
>not /biz/
>"Ignore gold, boyim. Buy all of these memecoins, cryptocurrency is where it's at!"

>>17063126
But anon, feeling him twitch and holding him close to her as he tries to pull away and breathe would make the kiss all the more thrilling to her.
It'd probably even get her wet.
But she can't just start with her pussy.
First anon has to spend an hour or so cumming down her throat.
And since she went and splurged on a bunch of manticore needles he doesn't have to hold back.

>>17063131
Would you accept the love of a Desert Tanuki who offered you a place to sleep in the harsh desert in exchange for an agreed upon amount of your cum?

>>17063133
>bringing Manticore spines to her first time
I'm concerned about this spider.

>>17063142
She went to a sex shop and asked what she'd need to blow her boyfriend's mind for their first time.
It's not her fault that's what her onee-san suggested.

>>17063136
Never strike a deal with a raccoon.

>>17063136
Sure.

>>17063152
Well, she'll learn to know better by the time it starts dawning and her childhood sweetheart has finished filling every applicable hole with no signs of stopping.

What monster girl makes the best cook? The quickest way to my heart is through my stomach. For some reason, p'orcs come to mind.

>>17063136
>implying there wouldn't be a completely ridiculous compounding interest rate in the fineprint
>implying a night in the desert wouldn't stretch out to decades of lovemaking and dozens of daughterus in your little oasis

Greetings, my esteemed colleagues of most refined taste. Sure is nice seeing all the Sabbath talk.
At any rate, it's time for another caption; next up is Manticore. Hopefully this one won't be completely ignored like poor Chimaera-chan:

http://i.imgur.com/yuA4ciK.jpg

>尻尾で精を搾る際にも、彼女達の心の中は後に夫となる男性の精を得る事に悦びと恍惚を覚えているが搾りとられる男性がそれに気づく余裕はないだろう。
"At a time where they wring energy out with their tail, the energy they attain from the man that will later become their husband stains their minds with the memory of joy and ecstasy. Though it seems the man being squeezed in this way will not be allowed to notice."

Mhm, so basically nothing new. They get off on tail-fucking, but I guess they hide that fact. Well, we already know that so she's SoL when the portals open, eh?

>>17063173
>Manticore tail rapes you and acts like it's nothing
>on the inside she's moaning and screaming in ecstasy

Neat. Thanks for this man!

>>17063173
Thanks for the translation! Goddamn, that's a gluttonous tail.

>>17063173
>Well, we already know that so she's SoL when the portals open, eh?
Compare the amount of people who know to those who don't know.
Their dignity is safe.

>>17063173
Thanks for doing these, pretty normal stuff for a manticore but always good to see a translation.

>>17063173
Where was the Chimaera one? You must have done it while I was out.

I'm going to be the communal husband of a group of oppai Loli manticores and no one can stop me!

>>17063173
>the energy they attain from the man that will later become their husband stains their minds with the memory of joy and ecstasy. Though it seems the man being squeezed in this way will not be allowed to notice

That's kind of cute in a rapey-cute way. Thanks for posting this.

>>17063108
>Just rape him lol

>>17062686
He needs to fuck off

>>17063202
>anon becomes a living pincushion

>>17063202
You mean you're a hopeless slut for tailpussies and oppai lolis.

>>17063196
http://i.imgur.com/7wApNqX.jpg
>>17054079

I forgot the pic when I made the post.

>>17063206
You need to fuck off, I want to read more about Kvaldir.

>>17063205
>do it already
>what are you some alp?

>>17063088
>pyramid general on /diy/
>my husband sleeps on his job again. what do?

>>17063216
Not him, but I seem to have missed that one too. Thanks.

>>17063209
If it lets me please them all the so be it!

>>17063210
More like I'm a slut for a cutie!
And they're the cutest!

>>17063216
That's interesting. Also further proof that the goat girls are great.
I suppose this means their overall body type might change a bit between personalities as well. e.g. more toned when Lion is up.

>>17063235
Would you let a bunch of oppai loli Manticores tie you down for a 24 hour marathon of them switching each other off in riding your face and draining you with their tails?
If your answer is yes, you're a just a plain slut.

>>17063216
>Chimera bodies change subtly depends on her current personality

Neat.

>>17063249
I'm only a slut if I don't cuddle them afterwards.

And you can bet there's gonna be cuddling.

If there's enough venom and energy left in me, I'll give them all a creampie

>>17063088
>Phantom om /tg/
That would be great tho.

BIG STRONG ___________

>>17063106
>Captured and endlessly teased by an Arachne
>Stripped down and tied up by the wrists and ankles
>She runs​ her lithe fingers all over you
>Gives your ear a nibble before telling you how much she's fallen for you
>How she loves your frailty and shyness
>How you flinch at every touch
>How you squirm the moment her threads are upon you
>How every last breath and moan fills her with joy
>Your entire body is a canvas, an outlet for her sadistic desires
>And she will NEVER EVER STOP

>>17063256
You can't creampie them until they pumped you enough with their tails to mold their pussies into the perfect shape for making you go cross eyed. Doing that to a Manticore is just rude.

>>17063258
>Anons suddenly sees his plastic miniatures come to life

>>17063261
LILIMS

>>17063261
Cuddlebugs

>>17063261
Muscle Lich!

>>17063168
I always thought Trolls would make perfect homely housewives, so I nominate them.

>>17063088
Honestly I'm the most interested in what monsters would go to /x/. Could I meet a nice dark mage there?

>>17063268
I need this

>>17063273
Dear lord, having a Phantom waifu and then going to the CYOA thread would be great. Even going to the one on /d/

>>17063261
Wurms!

>>17063271
But I want to make manticubs with them!

>>17063276
You know, I had never even considered spanking until these hug bandits came along.
But what am I supposed to do when they keep flaunting those perfect asses?

>>17063285
That's where you find the best waifus!

>>17063282
Mods have to start deleting 'how do I summon a succubus' threads because real succubi just start posting their phone numbers and pictures of themselves.

>>17063294
Well there's an order to things, and just because they're small even oppai lolicores would not have it any other way. In the mean time you'd have to be content with their tailpussies and titpussies.

>>17063173
>Hopefully this one won't be completely ignored like poor Chimaera-chan:
I loved her caption, it's one of the few that actually adds onto the profile rather than exemplify it

>Though it seems the man being squeezed in this way will not be allowed to notice.
I wonder if Manticores completely overreact to having pussy sex for the first time. I wouldn't be surprised if they shouted out how much they felt good and how much they love you after all these months of hiding it.

As always thank for the translations, waiting for the official SS release feels like an eternity and there is still 4 to 7 months to wait.
Those captions are like refreshing mints of content

>>17063299
Would they go full IT'S HAPPENING mode when a Succubus posts a pic of her tail with timestamp?

>>17063168
Every MG would be capable to cook well if that's what their husband desires. Even Ushis can lean to cook.

But if I have to choose it's either the Troll or an Unagi-joro.

>>17063275
Are SHIT!

IM BACK TO BULLY LILIMS!

>>17063295
That's a huge cute butt.

>>17063310
But what if some take too long to mold, do they want to watch the others get pregnant before them?
I don't care if it's only half perfect, that's more than enough for me!

>>17063217
How about you fuck off to /vg/ if you're going to talk about Warcraft shit

>>17063282
>>17063316
Honestly /x/ would be the most transformed board if monsters came around. The board would rocket to the most active board for at least a few months. Debates would rage over whether monster topics belong on /x/ or /int/, /pol/ or even /adv/ maybe.
This wouldn't be helped by actual monsters posting, answering questions and flirting. Some would get accusations of being newfags and attentionwhores obviously. 'Tits or gtfo' quickly mutates as the latest meme into <monster part> or gtfo. I don't even want to think about how many new memes might come around thanks to various events centered around actions. Hell some of the more dramatic monsters might end up making navy seals tier posts themselves that turn into copy pastas.
All around I assume things like succubi, imps, shoggoths, and maybe even a baphamot would shitpost alot, while things like wtiches and dark mages might try and give actual occult advice.

>>17063335
Then the slow ones would have to take more time pumping you. You wouldn't refuse them would you? They wouldn't have to 'accidentally' sting you to get you in the mood?

Remember, this is for their benefit as well. Would you not like to see all the oppai loli Manticores writhe and pant with pleasure during their first time (with their pussies), feeling like their brains are melting?

>>17063350
How about no? If I want to talk about being caught out in the mist at the beach, shortly before being pounced on by a giant Kvaldir cutie, I'll do it here.

Is there a maid/butler cafe in MGE?

Complete with the "if she's single you can take her home" thing from Tricoromille.

>>17063372
There used to, but they ran out of stock...I mean, servers

>>17063372
I love that image so much, I'm a neet but I'd work my ass off every day to have them as a maid and buttler team.

>>17063372
I don't see a reason why there wouldn't be. No one is going to take home the big, scary Jinko either way. I don't know why she even bothers, she's getting way too old to be prancing around in a skimpy maid dress anyway.

>>17063361
>Neanderthal half-giants
>Cute

>>17063386
You don't deserve a maid or a butler. No NEETs or lazy anons do.

>>17063387
No one has the balls to ask out the lilim maid either. Even though she flirts and teases constantly!

I'm not the only one who thinks kiki legs are fucking sexy, right? Their like built-in high heel boots. Every time I see them, I just want to rub my cheeks against them. My kiki would probably tell me that's not appropriate for a master and maid, though.

>>17063396
It's not like I'm willingly a NEET, I'm trying.

>>17063358
I guess...

>>17063396
I know a few Kiki's who'd disagree.

>>17063403
I'm a leg-man myself, though for me the allure would be just what lies beneath. How far those scales (?) go, how much feathers are there, and so on...

>>17063403
>that's not appropriate for a master and maid
Let me translate that from Kiki-speak to plain english: Yes! Yes, he's finally doing it!

>>17063403
Let me join you on that bait because I agree they're sexy and cute.

Just make sure to tell your maid that her legs are the forbidden fruit and you just want to worship them. Don't listen to her "this isn't right mastah!" Protests. It happens to all masters at one point, it's built into the maid.

>>17063395
>Implying they can't be.
Just cause she's big, and horny and basicaly a dire flowkelp doesn't mean she isn't cute.

>>17063372
>if she's single you can take her home
This is legitimately every conceivable business venture in the MGE.

>>17063414
She'll get up early next morning to get the house cleaned and ready before she wakes me, only to find all her long skirt maid uniforms replaced with short ones that show off her legs. Hell, I might even replace most of the flooring in my house with hard wood just to hear her heels clicking as she walks around

>>17063434
Also why all employed men are either married or hired that day.

>>17063444
>heels clicking as she walks around

That would give me an erection every time I hear it. Just make sure that you understand that having a maid expose her beautiful legs leave her vulnerable to mastah's molesting! Try not to lick up and down them when she's exposed!

>>17063434
>Come in for sandwich, leave with waifu
>Come in to get oil checked, leave with waifu
>Come in to set up bank account, leave with waifu
>Come in to pray for solace, leave with waifu
Is nothing safe?

>>17063463
Work from home, order everything off the internet?

>>17063463
Not until you're married, bud.

>>17063398
>Every day during closing time she pouts and asks why no one ever wants to take her home and make her their wife.
>No one has the heart to tell her that everyone's intimidated by an outgoing flirty arch succubus princess trying to get one of them to fuck her.

>>17063472
>a lonely kikimora starts trying to break into your home

>>17063480
This is just giving me the though of a yandere Kikimoras instead.

>Kikimora knocks a hole in the door with an axe
>Mastah is cowering in the bathroom holding his issue of maid weekly showing he comes in peace
>Kikimoras shoves her face through the hole
>"MAAAAAASSSSTAAAAAHHH~"

Kikis are scary, anons.

>>17063416
Still shit tier waifu from a shit tier writefag and person, now sit down and fuck off

>>17063499
Eat a dick, faggot. Name one thing about Kvaldir that's shit tier that isn't your hateboner for warcraft. You literally can't. You fuck off.

>>17063507
Anon calm down. Just ignore them or hide it if it bothers you that much.

>>17063472
>sign for package, waifu stays

>>17063489
Yandere kikis only manifest subtly.

>secretly leaving bite marks behind your neck while you're sleeping so that everyone will know you're taken
>secretly recording and cataloguing by date every single one of your faps
>constantly trying to hypnotize you in your sleep so that you'll finally jump on her

It sounds terrible. Honestly I don't think anyone would want something like this, no wonder yandere kikis are forced to break into people's houses.

>>17063513
>busty succubus mailman rings your doorbell
>asks you to sign for package you don't remember ordering
>you do it and open it
>her tail's inside the box through a hole at the bottom

>>17063523
Yeah I know right? What freak would want this?

I need this. That bite mark part was especially good

>>17063530
So she's basically asking the anon to bend her over and fuck her plump ass right?

>>17063510
That's a pretty pointless sentiment. The other fag could have just ignored or hidden the discussion without bitching about it. But he didn't and that faggot didn't continue his story. So good job I guess.

For that matter you could just ignore or hide this exchange, if it bothers you that much.

>>17063536
>rubbing herself all over your body at night to leave her scent on you
>"accidentally" tripping so she can get a big sniff of you when you catch her
Also https://pastebin.com/14e6FYWA check this out, a masterfully done wannabe-yan kiki story.

>>17063513
Is this how delivery demons trick you into gaining a waifu?

The only maid for me.