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You find this lying on your doorstep.

What do you do next?

>> No.1700756

Maybe later, there was too much RP tonight.

>> No.1700760

I stomp it to death and run back to my computer to report one of the roleplaying threads.

>> No.1700759

"Ah, it's a lovely, sunny day. Eh? Who left this pile of ash here?"

>> No.1700767

*grabs dick*

>> No.1700771

> the game

You lost it.

>> No.1700770

Tell it to put some shoes on and GET THE FUCK OFF MY DOORSTEP

>> No.1700773

I go back inside and swear to lay off the drugs.

>> No.1700778

"You got a purdy mouth."

>> No.1700781

I pick it up off the keyboard, sit down and get on 4chan to ask for advice on what to do with it.
If it doesn't bite I might keep it. If it does I still might keep it.

>> No.1700787

"Hey little girl where's your parents?"

After that I'd look for the v& and if there wasn't any and she asked to come in she would become my daughter and we would have our own slice of life comedy situations everyday.

>> No.1700791

>>1700771
I see what you did there.

sage for alarming the internet police

>> No.1700797
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YA BEST PROTECT YA NECK

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>>1700750
nekomimi vampire?
I'll steal it!
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

>> No.1700807

"So, who are you?"

>> No.1700809

HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.1700814

Keep her. Teach her tricks. Get her to do all my work for me. Then sleep with her.

>> No.1700818

>>1700814
Someone enjoyed Wanko too much...

>> No.1700821

>>1700804
Unhand her, Dan Backslide!

>> No.1700828

I whip it to death and collect the health powerup it drops.

>> No.1700829

ask her where he maid is
[x] rape the maid

>> No.1700830

HAVE tea WITH HER!

>> No.1700831
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>> No.1700836

>>1700829
this

>> No.1700846

Take her in.

>> No.1700844

You stare blankly in front of the computer screen, using the F5 key to refresh. Unfortunately, there isn't anyone to answer your pitiful posts.

You lost the game.

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1700882

This is now a Remilia thread.

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>> No.1700937
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1700937

hi /jp/

Who's do you think are bigger? Is this pic right?

>> No.1700948

>>1700937
this is relevant to my interests

do want discussion

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>>1700948
I'd rather discuss >>1700926. Pancakes are awesome.

>> No.1700987

>>1700937

frank doll because that would be funnier, like Miyako/Akiha

>> No.1700992

>>1700982
No argument here. Though I hear that a pie is fine too.

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