/jp/ - Otaku Culture

TO THE DEATH

official boobhu

>>16980242
She'd like to test that theory

>>16980269
Those fucking hands, jesus. Should have just joined the sleeves

>>16980283
could it be that she has worked the sums out on our perception threshold and is hacking it back to us to make her even more creepy than usual?

>>16980242
She's the tru-hag touhou.

I CLAIM SAKATA AS MY WIFE. NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO CALL HER THEIR WIFE FROM THIS POINT FORWARD.

What is she angry about?

>>16980544
She'll just throw you away since she's /ss/ only.

She prefers wearing comfortable clothes over pretty ones.

>>16980242
brace for ebin grimdunk zounose ss doujin with cannibalism

Hobo Sakuya

>>16980829
consume meth obtain boobs

got it

>>16980814
>Zounose will never draw porn
Why?

>Nips will probably take forever to draw her with Kintarou.
>It will take even longer to see mother stand-off with her and F/GO Raikou.

>>16980959
But Sakuya has boobies!

>>16981062
Who are you quoting?

>>16980994
I actually asked him that when I met him last month on a convention in Ota-City.

He said he dosn't like the popularity porn artists get just because people think with their dicks.
People should value his art for the work he puts into it, not for the fact it makes their willy standing up.

Looks like a dirty and smelly hobo. Probably killed a man and stole his money to spend it on booze before.

>>16981239
She's the gypsy queen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EofU-rMpeD4

>>16981239
I thought that murderhobos only existed in tabletop roleplaying games. Man, I wish I had a murderhobo wife.

>>16980242
>It’s often thought that people who disappear on the mountain were eaten by hags, but they actually send back the adults and adopt and raise the children.

Yes

>>16981294
nice

She's pretty cute.

uhhh...

I want Sakata to give me a boobjob and chop my dick off!

>literally a hag

>>16980544
I'm gonna write that she is my wife on the wiki which makes it canon!

>>16980242
>Kintarō (金太郎, often translated as "Golden Boy") is a folk hero from Japanese folklore. A child of superhuman strength, he was raised by a mountain hag on Mount Ashigara.
>As an adult, Kintarō changed his name to Sakata no Kintoki.
She's an official /ss/ 2hu.

>>16981294
Damn, why so tame?

>>16981603
I wish that was me...

Canonically the biggest chest in gensokyo.

How can the buddhaslut, partyhat ogre and shittygami even compete?

Highly
Attractive
Granny

>>16981646
Elly has a defined chest too

>>16981678
>implying PC-98 is relevant

Her chefs cleaver is on the Disc behind eternity

>>16981646
you called?

>>16981071
no, she has pads

I already jerked off to the canon artwork twice and is still waiting for fan artists to get onto it. Sure, she has a knife/machete, but is that really the main focus?

She could be Rinnosuke's mom.

She has the best theme song in HSiFS so far, at least.

>>16983215
Aunn~

>>16981106

I can respect that

I've never fallen in love with a 2hu so quickly before. Even Hecatia and Seija took time to get used to before I really began to like them.

Sakata has two threads!

But why are we calling her by her last name?

>>16983333
This.
Nemuno is such a cute name, yet we call her as if she's a middle-aged Japanese salaryman.

>>16980242
She's looks like a fucking gypsy or some character from FF6. Overall a boring and forgettable design. Being porn bait would be a bright future for her.

>>16983434
I wish there was a cute mime 2hu now...

HUGE HAG BOOBIES

>>16983333
It's going to take some time before people get used to the new girls' names. Please be patient.

>>16983469
Huge, Fat, Saggy, hag tits.

I want her to adopt me.

>>16983469
Toooo MUCH.

I love how out of touch she looks.

Her angry face is miraculous

>>16983469
more

>Shrine maiden?
>Feh. First I've heard of ya.
>I can't help but like strong folks, though!
>Wanna come by my place?
>You should drop by an' have some tea! C'mon, don't be shy
the hell?

is she a kidnapping rapist in her mythology or something?

She's like a more aggressive, territorial Yuugi.

>>16984987
Yes.

She's a mountain witch, dude.

>>16984987
>you will never got lost in the forest when you are young and were found by Sakata
>you will never be taken home by her to her house made by candy
>you will never be doted everyday with sweet and meat diet until you are plump
>you will never be asked to help clean and ready her strangely shaped and big oven
>you will never found the door of the stove locked from the outside when you finished your job, and suddenly fire erupts from the pile of wood you prepared there
>you will never be roasted alive while Sakata roams the forest for more kids to "adopts"

She's a redneck survivalist?

Great visual design, amazing music theme, and I love bed hair over big tits.

But her personality is a total turn off, and /ss/ is literal decomposing garbage. Six out of ten.

She raises the boys she abducts to be brave and manly. Unfortunately for her, the fact that the boys end up so brave means that they aren't afraid to tell her that they love her. She declines every offer and sends her students back to the world.
Since she gets so attached to them herself, she ends up writing many letters to each of them.

I've already masturbated to her four times.

>>16986510
To the official art?

>>16986553
Images cannot please me. I use my imagination.

>>16983934
cute!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JP4XxcyCAA

I honestly didnt like this character at all. Im more the oneesan /ss/ type

Shinki after getting her world blown up by Mima.

>>16984987
More or less.

I can only imagine how nips came up with certain youkai if their logic.
Hey look at that hag that lives on the mountain, I bet she's a rapist demon! Let me make a story about it.
Kinda like witches in the west in a sense.

Look at that blank cold expression

>>16987788

porn WHEN

>>16987788
imagine putting your dick in that slutty mouth

>>16989500
My wife is NOT a slut.

>>16980590
She haven't a hat.

Pepperoni Pizza

>>16983469
Insufficiently large.

>>16980814
And wait for everyone to love it because EBIL GRIMDUNK is MATUR AND ADULT because they are MATUR AND ADULT readers.

People who mindlessly absorb his painfully OOC and pointlessly dark trash sicken me

>>16981106
Too bad his art has NO VALUE because his' writing skills are ass as he jerks off to LOOK HOW EVIL EVERYONE IS! And how painfully out of character everyone is.

I'm kinda meh about Byakruen but LE EBIL BYAKUREN stuff is so boring. I guess the fact that she's not openly an asshole means she's SUPER DUPER EVIL in reality.

The guy is a secondary.

At least Yohane's Stick People and fat blobs are trying to tell a fun story. Even though everyone is as out of character as Zounose's NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO BE GOOD OR HAPPY EVER garbage.

>>16981106
Isn't the fact that your art is good enough to make people's willy go up commendable? After all, as time goes on, you get more and more desensitized to porn and your standards change.

>>16985872
YOU are garbage.

>>16991723
Did you ever consider how embarrassing you look getting this mad over a random doujin artist?

>>16991739
Fight me in the Matrix, ya daft punk.

>>16991879
Did you ever consider how embarrassing you look defending edgy trash?

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62812464

>>16992037
Woah momma

>>16992037
Hatater is the best Ivan

>>16992037
I already saw that.

>>16992037
How will armpit slut ever recover from this?

>>16984987

Most ironic part of it all is that she seems quite friendly and honest from her dialogue/profile. Her species probably threatens to eat people and all just to be left alone.

If I were to guess, she's being honestly good-natured when inviting Reimu over, but due to the hags' bad rep Reimu thinks otherwise.

>>16993583
Or that's how she gets her next meal.

>>16993583
Get off the internet, Sakata. You're not fooling me.

What do the japs think of the new characters? Are they as popular as LoLK's first 3 bosses?

>>16993642
Doesn't seem like it.

>>16993652
I have no idea how many posts on pixiv those seiran, ringo and doremy had by this time, so I don't know of any way to test how much people are interested in the new 3.

Anyways, I would've thought the tan-cirno meme would have boosted touhou 16's popularity, but I guess not

>>16993678
Tan Cirno is popular and spawned loads of art, thing is, that popularity doesn't transfer over to the new characters.

But hey, they can't possibly ever go as low as the Tsukumos.

>>16992037
Filthy Western piggu art will not sustain me.

>>16993686
and people used to complain about the aki sisters being unpopular

>>16993735
>>16993686
Then again, the community was at Reitaisai, we should wait some time before deciding if the characters have been well received.

>>16993735
Momiji took everything away from them.

Is the Sakata from Sakata Kintoki?
Why didn't ZUN inclue her so she could bully Suika?

>>16994183
mommy!

>>16989763
yes.

>>16994188
Because Suika bullying should be illegal.

>>16994183
w-whoa!

>>16980242
She's the official grimhou.

>>16997580
She sure acts cute and silly for a grimhou then.

>>16997585
Well she has a knife and is based on a creature who kidnaps and eats people, so she's regulated to Flan/Rumia status.

>>16997601
But those 2 aren't grimhous either, stop seeing so much fanart.

>>16997610
their BAIJR interviews proved that basically all rumours of scary youkai are fluff today.

>>16997601
She just abducts children and raises them as her own.

>>16997635
What she doesn't doesn't affect how people will see her.

Besides that, she can' t be the /ss/ touhou because no men in Gensokyo. Only the /ll/ touhou.

Would you want to drink "tea" at her home?

>>16997696
Yes.

>>16997643
>no men in Gensokyo
You just can't see them because you lack love.

>>16997696
Not really. Even if she also offers her winter food supply. Especially if she offers me her winter food supply.

Nemuno hasn't bathed a day in her life!

Her boobies intimidate me.

WOAH!

This is almost like Zun has learned from his mistakes with Parsee and Shou, this design looks almost good.

Next time he tries one of these it will definitely be amazing!

>>16984987
>This youkai living away from others in the mountains speaks with a heavy accent and is really primitive
Racist.

>>16998978
what did you mean by this?

>>16997508
Cute! CUTE!

>>16998998
I'm the only one who's allowed to compliment my wife.

>>16999011
She is my mommy so I can compliment her all I want, dude!

Last I checked, a combination of her name and "R-18" on Pixiv only gives two results. I'm getting impatient.

>>16998978
>learned from his mistakes
>Parsee

>>16999036
It's bedtime, son.

>>16999370
It took Junko about nearly a month to have at least five lewd drawings of her. Here's hoping the H-artists are a little quicker with Sakata this time.

>"So that's your way of doin' things, huh? Decidin' all by yourselves to scrap our nonaggression treaty?"
sakata is worst political stance!

>Species is "hag"
>That hair
At least the Tsukumos will have some company at the bottom of the popularity polls.

She's from the moon

>>16992037
>all that doremy
I didn't think anyone would like her that much.

>>17002720
Doremy's based off of a very well known Japanese mythical creature and has a funny design with a smug face, easily associated with Sagume who is the most popular LOLK character. Seems natural she'd be moderately popular.

>>16998978
>Parsee
>A mistake
delete this right now

>>17002803
>the most popular LOLK character
Clownpiece?

>>17002810
Sagume has been a good ways above Clownpiece in both popularity polls since LOLK. Junko passed her this year too, although all three fell.

If Clownpiece ends up more popular than Sagume next year it'll probably be because of the Fairy manga.

>>17002863
I don't think those are trustable since they don't cover nearly enough of the fanbase and only give limited choices for each voter (so someone who has clownpiece as their 8th most popular touhou for example can't vote her in), pixiv art submissions makes Clownpiece tower over Sagume.

>>16980242

>>17003525
So that's what happened to Funko's son

I want to take Nemuno into the Scarlet Devil Mansion and give her a makeover and dress her up as a princess against her will!

Oops!

Sakata is the anti-Junko

<span class="sjis">MOMMY![/spoiler]

>>17004007
I'll cover that for you with my hands, mom!

>>17004435
How?

I found it interesting that Junko took a while to be recognized as a boobhu.

Then came Sakata, and was instantly given E-cups.

>>17007817
canon boobs

>>17007817
Got to be the shirt.

>>17007817
cause you can see hers.

>>17004960
Because lacking something to distract and immediately damage your focus,(or yknow the threat of it) you'll calculate every possible way the strange ladies compare to each other and who they might have been before their obvious...personal desolation.
>>17009394
I'm only kept going by the thought of slapping you in the face so much over and over, I don't care who you are. You knew, and didn't have time to come get me? What on which Earth or inner terraformed planet makes me your whipping post? We've gone full Etna and been level thieves and still your avoidant nonsense. Move it my prospective Yuya
>nobody likes '*Yuuka'

sex hair

>>16984987
She's just awkward when meeting new people. She's been hiding in the mountains for years.

star breaker

>>16985270
who are you quoting?

>>17015375
pretty good art style

>>16991723
I just think his non-grimderp art is super fucking cute. I think it's the slightly-off, almost-creepy thing he does with expressions and the shark teeth.
Also, his choice of color is particularly eye-catching, and stands out.

>>17004637
YES HE'S MAKING MORE 2hu NAVEL DRAWINGS

best newhu

>>17022994
Lewd!

sakata's first thread will hit the bump limit

>>17022994
do not sexualize the lion!

>>17029992
This is Reimu's way of attracting more people to the shrine and letting her have donations.

>>16980242
Nah, it's tengus, according to lore.

Sakata is cute

>>17002129
rude

hag boobie

>>16983469
WOAH

I wish to be hubby

I want to be raised by Sakata.

I want her to kill and eat me because that's the only way I'll ever be useful to anyone and also I'll finally be dead.

>>16998978

>>17059764
Link fingering Navi? Blue board, dude.

>>16991723
I know this is super late, but stay mad SoLfag.
protip: Those cutesy stuff you like? They are as "wrong" as Zounose, because they are all just fan interpretation.

>>17059919
Strange you seem to not be reading ANY of the official manga.

>>17022981
That's what makes it so goddamn sad as he's got a lot of talent but it's wasted because of the sheer amount of edge he must show.

>>17054447
But that's the last hubby.

>>17059919
The current manga is 33% cute SoL
33% normal SoL and Drama
and 33% grimdarkium seinen or shounen shit

best newhu

>>17060469
Yes! I want to be new hubby! Used goods Nemunemu!

>>17060540
>be harmless fortune teller
>dindu nuffin
>shrine maiden exterminates me for coming back to life

>>17068006
at least he has revenge doujins

>>17068006
wayq

>>17068006
Youkai symphatizing scum.

>>17070215
my revenge is inevitable

>>17070215

>>17070260
me on the right

>>17068026
He does?

>>17068006
>dindu nuffin

>>17071730
How can the touhou youkai girls be so smug, when the shrine maiden could split them open at any moment if she decreed that they are a threat to gensokyo.

>>17071757
>How can the touhou youkai girls be so smug, when the shrine maiden could split them open at any moment if she decreed that they are a threat to gensokyo.
Because they know the Monster Miko is on THEIR side.

Reimu doesn't really attack natural born Youkai, or even unnatural born Youkai from outside Gensokyo. Reimu's real job is to imprison the humans in Gensokyo and murder anyone who break the rules, like trying to escape their status as faith generating cattle.

>>17071787
Why is gensokyo so dark and dystopian all of a sudden, I thought it was some kind of paradise ;_;

>>17072391
>Why is gensokyo so dark and dystopian all of a sudden, I thought it was some kind of paradise ;_;
In case you haven't noticed, nearly all the canon stories are about non-humans, It is a paradise, yes, but not for humans.

>>17015375
>that comic
>that joke
Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil was far better than it had any right to be.

>>17072391
Ignore the MUH GRIMDARK faggots.

They get the slightest hint of 'proof' then they start sperging about how Stripe Pattern's garbage is good.

>>17073748
>Ignore the MUH GRIMDARK faggots.
You think I WANT Gensokyo to be grimdark? If I can retcon Reimu's actions I would have. I didn't ask for this.

>>16991723
No, his art is good, it's his writing that's trash.
Sad thing is, his earlier work has shown that he's capable of doing decent comedic work, he should've kept at those.

>>17078912
>his art is good
Not even close.

>>17078928
You're not obligated to be an edgy hipster on 4chan, it's ok.

>>17051084
hag paizuri

how is she the /ss/ 2hu if she has no /ss/ art

>>17079150
>how is she the /ss/ 2hu if she has no /ss/ art
Do we even HAVE canon little boys in the franchise? Plenty of little girls and a few men. But boys are even rarer than men in Gensokyo.

>>17079638
There's wriggle

>>17079677
Wriggle is a girl.

>>16998978
>no one defend shou
is her design so bad?

>>17079804
Shou looks like what she's supposed to look like, nothing more and nothing less.

>>17071787
anon, reimu kill feral youkais too, also the only reason that why reimu didn't kill anyone (inb4 orange) in the games is because she isn't powefull enough to really do

>>17072391
since the very beggining, both pc-98 and windows

>>17079874
>anon, reimu kill feral youkais too
Yes, but not because she needed to. She killed them because she wanted to.

With the fortune teller though? She NEEDED to kill him. And the entire drama is that the story is pretending she would have to do the same to a female named character. I am sure there will be an excuse made to save her, but the point is that Reimu killing the fortune teller is something she does as her real job. Killing wild Youkai is just a hobby.

>>17054356
does /jp/ not care about /ss/ anymore?

>>17089661
/ss/ is shit and was always shit.

>>17079804
I like her a lot, this place just has more Parseefags. Dunno why jp is obsessed with that jealous bitch.

>>17092535
I sympathize better with negative emotions.

>>17068006
>YOU TOUCHED MY KOSUZU I KILL YOU I KILL YOU I STAB YOU YOU DEAD!!
The summary of that part of the manga.

>>17092630
That'll be Yukari's impending fate soon.

>>17089740
You have always been shit because nobody loved you and that's why you shit on the beauty that is /ss/. Burn in hell.

>>17068006
fortune teller fans are retarded crossboarders who lack any sense of reading comprehension, no surprise

>>17092737
>fortune teller fans are retarded crossboarders who lack any sense of reading comprehension, no surprise
Look, strangely I wouldn't have had a problem if Reimu was just in a bad mood and didn't feel like being merciful. That would have been within the standard reason for her to kill a Youkai for decades that we knew her.

My problem was that she is saying she has no choice but to kill him; it is the first time anywhere that suggest Reimu actually didn't have absolute power to be lenient. That in fact, Reimu will under circumstances kill even if she herself thinks it is wrong.

paizuri when

>>17089740
die