She's totally wasted! Would you be so brazen as to make a move on her in this situation?

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Anonymous Fri Apr 14 18:02:08 2017 No.16863123 [Reply] [Original]

She's totally wasted! Would you be so brazen as to make a move on her in this situation?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 18:05:56 2017 No.16863141 Drink the sake between her thighs

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 18:08:05 2017 No.16863154 >>16863123 She's probably more dangerous when wasted more than anything

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 18:09:50 2017 No.16863163 Is it safe to ask her out on a date like this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 18:15:25 2017 No.16863200 >>16863154 Yeah, one thoughtless swing of her head and you could be impaled by one of her horns.

Anonymous Fri Apr 14 18:34:46 2017 No.16863303

>>16863123
>Would you be so brazen as to make a move on her in this situation
If you mean "dump a whole sack of beans on it" then yes.

Wonder if they just cause excruciating pain or can actually cause "physical" (more "metaphysical" than "physical" but being a primarily metaphysical entity manifest, the term "physical" is appropriate) damage to the entity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 18:38:28 2017 No.16863328 >>16863123 I thought they were always wasted. Still it would be dumb to say no to an Oni. Better to die from snu snu than to die from a beating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 19:35:33 2017 No.16863597 >>16863123 This is the next step of her master plan. You get close and she pounces and rapes you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 19:39:55 2017 No.16863623 >>16863597 She's a little girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 19:40:37 2017 No.16863627 >>16863623 For you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 19:44:17 2017 No.16863645 That's not very hygienic

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 19:46:34 2017 No.16863661 Horn buddy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 14:44:19 2017 No.16867179 >>16863123 I would grab her by the horns and slam her into a tree, then I'd run like fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 16:05:57 2017 No.16867602 >>16863645 It's okay, she cleaned her skin with alcohol first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 16:07:05 2017 No.16867606 >>16863123 I don't find her particularly attractive. I've never even fapped to her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 16:51:57 2017 No.16867801 >>16867606 This the horns are just meh and she isn't very attractive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 17:05:33 2017 No.16867858 File: 815 KB, 800x1122, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_nishiuri__5325c1986c2a8199242dbbe0bd5a91e3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16867801 What do you have against Suikas handles, punk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 17:31:12 2017 No.16868012 >>16863303 it actually won't cause any damage. Touhou oni are not actually weak to beans, they just pretend to be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 17:33:53 2017 No.16868035 >>16868012 Well they are demons still. And i have a double barrel. Are you thinking what i am thinking?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 17:51:42 2017 No.16868162 >>16863623 that's why

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 18:25:20 2017 No.16868369 >>16868035 I think you are one heck of a faggot

Anonymous Sat Apr 15 19:38:23 2017 No.16868699

Well she put that booze there for a reason
I'm currently very drunk and it is my fetish to drink out of a girl like that so even if I don't have particular affection for suika I'm sure I could learn if she's drinking with me and is coming on to me so blatantly (which like because I'm not very observant)

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 19:57:00 2017 No.16868774 >>16868035 That you are going to hunt some pheasants to make a nice meal for her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 19:59:34 2017 No.16868785 >>16868012 Suika seems to, Kasen is plain weak to oni countermeasures

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 20:18:02 2017 No.16868868 >>16863141 But its touching her pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 20:28:06 2017 No.16868904 >>16868868 That only makes it more delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 20:34:53 2017 No.16868928 >>16868868 Suck down that sake then kiss her on the lips

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 20:36:28 2017 No.16868935 >>16863645 I beg to differ; alcohol is an antiseptic

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 20:57:13 2017 No.16869019 File: 5 KB, 400x400, db348b4e5af06280214e5820058ea5e3[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rather just drink more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 21:07:37 2017 No.16869049 >>16868935 Alcohol is a natural cure for everything!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 21:46:26 2017 No.16869178 File: 101 KB, 1000x1000, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_batta_ijigen_debris__350399b7c944f27be336d61e48e0b6e0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16863645 Blowjobs and cunnilingus are not very hygienic as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 08:54:09 2017 No.16870781 >>16868369 >somebody is a faggot on 4chan Stop the presses

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 11:53:35 2017 No.16871315 File: 87 KB, 800x1131, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_nishiuri__5928b91c265cda300a56f86e21d18ee8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nishiuris Suika makes my pedo dick hard

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 12:18:27 2017 No.16871408 >>16870781 Hey, nerd, who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 14:12:07 2017 No.16871796 >>16871408 Use your fucking imagination

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 14:16:30 2017 No.16871809 >>16867858 They look like someone shoved a branch through her skull

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 16:04:56 2017 No.16872358 >>16871796 No. Follow the correct posting format.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 20:29:54 2017 No.16873777 >>16872358 He was quoting me I'm sorry I deleted the post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 20:33:06 2017 No.16873803 >>16863123 I'd like to think that toubros today are above taking advantage of a poor drunk Oni. Then again I've met some real weirdos so I could be wrong!

Anonymous Sun Apr 16 21:46:29 2017 No.16874188
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Empty hearts are free,
Bring your love to me.
Soul chase the moon, oh man,
Shadows hug the room.
Turn off the light,
Sneak in bed at night,
Darkness shut its eyes, baby,
I open mine to you.

...I can't let go.
...Of a love that grows.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 21:58:35 2017 No.16874244 File: 1.10 MB, 978x1366, 1492394315471.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16863623 4u

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 22:13:15 2017 No.16874300 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 22:42:16 2017 No.16874375 >>16863123 Is Suika ever not wasted?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 23:20:44 2017 No.16874488 >>16863123 Taking advantage of a poor drunk girl is the only way you weebs could find to get laid

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 23:21:59 2017 No.16874494 No, because she's a drawing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 23:58:44 2017 No.16874634 >>16874488 I don't care so long as I can sniff her stinky booze pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 00:09:06 2017 No.16874658 >>16863123 You do know that she still possesses enough strength to topple a skyscraper? Drunk with her motor skills shot, and she'd probably crush your pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 12:09:04 2017 No.16880929 File: 244 KB, 1378x1759, B3M_DXGCcAAFw2E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 12:10:10 2017 No.16880937 >>16863123 I remember my SAPR training and I call my LPO

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 12:17:30 2017 No.16880973 >>16863123 You may say whatever the fuck you want, this picture is hot, HOT!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 12:20:02 2017 No.16880984 >>16863123 You know it, senpai. 'Making a move' is an understatement. It's more like, holding her down by her horns, kissing her passionately, and then baby-making sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 12:24:50 2017 No.16881012 >>16874658 She's stronger than that. Suika is at least planet level.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 12:33:32 2017 No.16881049 File: 315 KB, 689x892, ss+(2017-04-18+at+09.31.07).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16881012 >>16874658 What would Suika's cunny muscles feel like during sex?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 12:47:12 2017 No.16881110 >>16881049 Crushing strong but also oh so soft and tender~ But also she might destroy your fucking penis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 12:48:18 2017 No.16881113 >>16881049 It would feel amazing while she fucks you in the amazon position.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 12:52:44 2017 No.16881128 >>16881049 I'm not sure I want to know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 13:07:16 2017 No.16881181 >>16881049 Like getting squeezed by the hardest marshmallows.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 13:57:14 2017 No.16881394 >>16881181 you mean rocks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 14:14:44 2017 No.16881456 >>16881049 Really awesome unless she hiccups

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 14:27:19 2017 No.16881499 >>16863123 >>Puddle of pee in her crotch Emptied her bladder out while she was asleep ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 14:44:34 2017 No.16881551 File: 151 KB, 800x572, 86f8f903ddda832e7c14c6fcd5412527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16881499 Whomst'd've you quote?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 15:23:17 2017 No.16881677 File: 25 KB, 220x229, IMG_3352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16881551 >Whomst'd've

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 17:51:01 2017 No.16882259 File: 193 KB, 1014x761, suikaolbermann.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:05:26 2017 No.16882302 >>16863141 That's not sake..

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 18:54:51 2017 No.16882530 >>16882259 Did this actually happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:11:02 2017 No.16882591 >>16882530 Yes it did....

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:13:24 2017 No.16882610 >>16882259 i watched this live

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:18:56 2017 No.16882650 File: 386 KB, 843x1500, 1395677803529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16863123 I'd approach carefully and then her horns. >>16881049 Like a gorilla delivering a Chinese burn on your dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:23:16 2017 No.16882671 File: 743 KB, 900x1400, 43774166_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suika has perfect thin legs, with plenty of space between them. Her thighs could not be used as a sake cup.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:28:36 2017 No.16882687 Isn't that child molestation?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 19:48:01 2017 No.16882794 File: 724 KB, 1181x1748, 1473593648220.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16882671 godtier hips.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 01:47:05 2017 No.16884261 >>16882687 She's clearly under the influence, anon, someone needs to come and take care of her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 15:43:25 2017 No.16887178 File: 139 KB, 439x731, ss+(2017-04-18+at+11.14.38).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16881049 >>16881110 >>16881113 >>16881128 >>16881181 >>16881456 >>16882650

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 15:47:49 2017 No.16887195 >>16882650 Horns shouldn't be this arousing...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 15:57:06 2017 No.16887232 Suika is very huggable. I want to hug her and then give her bum a nice squeeze.

Anonymous Wed Apr 19 18:09:13 2017 No.16887859

>>16887232
OFFICIAL LIST OF BEST 2HUS FOR HUGGING

Alice!
Alice is really friendly and it seems likely that she would offer a friendly hug even for an acquaintance or stranger.

Youmu!
Youmu seems really cuddly, plus she is a real dork. Dorks love hugs.

Kasen!
Kasen is super slutty and hugging could lead to lewd things!

Hina!
Let Hina take away your bad luck!

Nitori!
Kappa are friends of humans, so be sure to show your appreciation!

Suika!
Suika is a happy drunk and probably loves hugs!

Marisa!
Marisa is perfect for hugs and high-fives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 18:40:43 2017 No.16887985 >>16887859 Stop slandering Youmu and Kasen, Alice! Everyone knows nobody would want to hug you anyway!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 18:47:49 2017 No.16888029 >>16887859 >Nitori I thought she didn't like humans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 18:57:46 2017 No.16888109 >>16887859 OFFICIAL LIST OF BEST 2HUS FOR CAVING THEIR HEAD IN AND STICK IT ON A PIKE All non-humans! Be the change you want to see! Kill a youkai today!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 19:01:19 2017 No.16888134 >>16887232 I, too, desperately want to hug Suika. I'd love to hug her as hard as I can, but I'm worried she'd return the favor and break my spine. Maybe I should hug her very softly instead to avoid giving her any ideas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 19:01:37 2017 No.16888138 >>16888029 Straight from the Touhou wiki: >Nitori tells about the human and kappa being friends for a long time. She even tells Marisa that it's a shame that they have to fight. I'm pretty sure Nitori is pro-human.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 19:19:28 2017 No.16888247 File: 1.38 MB, 2048x1536, Fort Reimu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16888109 >t. Reimu >I'm quoting (You)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 20:17:59 2017 No.16888510 >>16888247 >implying i'm Reimu Reimu cohorts with the beasts If it were for me, the whole of the forest, the mountain, makai, heaven and hell would be a blasted wasteland of molten glass, kept as a warning for others of such kind

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 20:25:20 2017 No.16888547 >>16888510 >Reimu cohorts with the beasts Reimu really does bestiality? No dignity! Does she sell videos?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 21:18:50 2017 No.16888800 >>16888510 >>16888247 Get the fuck out you filthy crossboarders

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 00:56:52 2017 No.16895743 File: 131 KB, 960x681, 40962025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16863123 I wouldn't do anything because Suika and Kasen are loyal lovers and I know they would never betray each other.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 02:40:38 2017 No.16896070 >>16888138 she's pro exploiting humans for profit and getting their souls out of their ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 05:19:49 2017 No.16896488 >>16888134 "Anon why would you hug me so softly? Give me a real hug, like this"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 09:59:44 2017 No.16897263 >>16896488 RIP Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 23 12:30:23 2017 No.16909345 File: 3 KB, 300x300, C-GSgOXUwAEO7sY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16863123 No I would try to get her inside and out of the sun. The heat is very dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 23 13:03:07 2017 No.16909532 File: 313 KB, 678x855, stronk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16874658 SUIKA STRONG

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