/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ｆｌａｎ－ｃｈａｎ　 ｓｕｇｏｉ！

Flan!
>>16543930

https://youtu.be/JBUkObB16bE

I want flan to tear me into pieces and evenly distribute them among my family

>>16553923
I want to get flanslam

vroom vroom

flan boobie

I want flan to turn all of my subbed anime into dubs

Sitting on her comfy chair, Remilia tells you the following, "Anon, you've worked here for quite a while. I now trust you with this slightly different job." Remilia hands you a key and continues, "My sister is in the basement. Go and entertain her. I don't think it's so healthy that she rarely sees anyone."
So you go off to the basement and meet Remilia's sister. She's facing away from you.

[ ] Tell her "What you see is what you get. I'm just a guy who loves adventure... I'm Anon E. Moss!!!"
[ ] Ask her if she wants to play a board game
[ ] Do a dumb Jojo pose
[ ] Other

i want flan to take me hostage while robbing a bank with her four of a kind clones

>>16553962
Jojo pose

>>16553973
P.s. my stand is 400 used roll up the rim to win paper coffee cups

flan boobie

>>16553973
Since Flan is facing away from you, she takes no notice of your posing.

[ ] Tell her "What you see is what you get. I'm just a guy who loves adventure... I'm Anon E. Moss!!!"
[ ] Ask her if she wants to play a board game
[ ] Say "LOOK AT ME, FLAN. I WENT THROUGH ALL THAT EFFORT TO POSE AND YOU'RE STILL LOOKING AWAY."
[ ] Other

>>16553983
[X] Quicksave

Good night

>>16553983
>Ask her if she wants to play a board game
Definitely this one

Flan is in her 2AM. All's right with the world.

>>16553996
Remember anon to always Quicksave before each fork in the convo path! !

>>16554003
I'm a rebel that plays by my own rules. There is only one path for me.

>>16553996
[X] Ask her if she wants to play a board game
"I'D LOVE TO!" Flan shouts and starts to frantically search for something. Ask she continues her search she asks you "You do want to play Monopoly, right?"

[ ] Say "yes"
[ ] Suggest another board game (include which one you want)
[ ] Other

>>16553962
Board game. Checkers to be specific.

>>16554031
[X] Play Checkers
Flan pulls the game out and you two play it. Flan beats you and giggles.

[ ] Tell her you want a rematch
[ ] Pretend to cry
[ ] Suggest a different board game
[ ] Tell Flan a joke
[ ] Other

>>16554045
Rematch, while actually crying a little and pretending not to cry.

>>16554040
One guy did it! SUCCESS! Thank you.

>>16554051
[X] Rematch, while actually crying a little and pretending not to cry.
At the sight of your excellent acting, Flan begins to make intentional mistakes so that you end up winning. Flan has a proud look on her face.

[ ] Suggest a different board game
[ ] Tell Flan a joke
[ ] Kiss Flan's cheek
[ ] Other

>>16554072
GG, Flan! Ask Flan to tell us a joke.

>>16554072
Kiss Flan's cheek

>>16554077
[X] Ask Flan to tell us a joke.
Flan says, "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side!"
Since she is Remimi's sister you bring yourself to laugh. The fact that you did made Flan very happy.

[ ] Tell Flan a joke
[ ] Kiss Flan's cheek
[ ] Do a headstand
[ ] Tell Flan about the flanfly threads in the outside world
[ ] Other

>>16554090
[x] Other
Tell Flan a joke while doing a headstand

>>16554090
Flan. Every day, at the best time of day, 2 AM to be exact, we post security camera images of you flying through the koumakan.

>>16554098
[X] Tell Flan about the flanfly threads in the outside world
"You used to watch that every night? And others are still doing it even now? Wow, how sweet!" Flan says, "I didn't ever think I was so loved by anyone... I guess I'm quite the idol." Flan is very happy.

[ ] Pat Flan's head
[ ] Tell Flan a joke
[ ] Kiss Flan's cheek
[ ] Do a headstand
[ ] Other

>>16548741

>>16548396

>>16554124
>>16554136
Sweet!

>>16554120
Every second of not doing a headstand is lost time.

>>16554156
There was a problem with your photo, reimu's textbox was black so you couldn't' put any text into it.

Fixed.

>>16554156
[X] Do a headstand
Flan pushes you down. She smiles in an evil way.

[ ] Pat Flan's head
[ ] Tell Flan a joke
[ ] Kiss Flan's cheek
[ ] Scold Flan for pushing you
[ ] Punch Flan
[ ] Other

>>16554204
Nobody interrupts a handstand! It's time to kiss her on the cheek, with our fist!

Someone post the Yukari one

>>16554226

>>16554234
What about the run one?

>>16554222
[X] kiss her on the cheek, with our fist!
Flan punches you back. If you were any ordinary human you would've died here, but since you've been at the SDM for the past four months the blow hardly injured you. Flan seems frustrated.

[ ] Pat Flan's head
[ ] Kiss Flan's cheek
[ ] Scold Flan for both pushing you and for punching you
[ ] Unleash a five-hit combo on Flan that ends with a dramatic finisher move
[ ] Tell Remimi that Flan tried to attack you
[ ] Other

>>16554248
i just want her to hug me until i feel something warm inside me again

>>16554248
Track down Remimi and punch her, too. This time... it's personal.

>>16554244

NOTE: just imagine that flan is hugging you and not Remi

>>16554264
[X] tell her want her to hug you until you feel something warm inside you again
Flan hugs you. You sure do feel warm inside now. The bruise on Flan's cheek has already healed.

[ ] Pat Flan's head
[ ] Kiss Flan's cheek
[ ] Scold Flan in a less violent way than you originally intended
[ ] Leave the basement
[ ] Other

>>16554291
Kiss Flan's cheek
then
Scold Flan in a playful way

>>16554303
[X] Kiss Flan's cheek
[X] Scold Flan in a playful way
"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Flan yells, "I get it, I get it, I get it!!! Just... umm.... I won't punch you again... but... doesn't that make us married?! I'M NOT READY FOR THIS."

[ ] Tell her "yes" and explain to her that she must accept her fate as your wife
[ ] Tell her the truth that kissing one's cheek is merely a kind gesture to show love
[ ] Carry Flan out of the basement and tell Remi that you're marrying her
[ ] Other

>>16554326
Give flan a wheel of cheese

>>16554330
Wow, quite the Dowry!

>>16554326
Tell her the truth that kissing one's cheek is merely a kind gesture to show love

>>16554156
Only 4 people did it.
I was promised angry Flan.

>>16554348
Tomorrow, I suppose. I already did >>16553922
which took me 20 minutes.

>>16554357
Can you just post that Flan in a godzilla costume?

>>16554348

>>16554366
She's too angry to appear.

>>16554343
[X] Tell her the truth that kissing one's cheek is merely a kind gesture to show love
Flan looks relieved, though she also has a slight look of disappointment. Remilia's voice echoes through a megaphone on the wall "ANON E. MOSS, PATCHE NEEDS YOU. GO TO THE LIBRARY RIGHT NOW."
You bid your farewells to Flan and leave the basement. However, that wasn't before you told Flan that you'd return another time...
END

Should I continue Anon's SDM adventures another time? Keep in mind that as I'm not a NEET, tomorrow I might miss flanfly entirely unless meido seriously slacks off. If so, at what point?
[ ] Stop
[ ] Continue next time at next meeting with Flan
[ ] Continue next time in the library with Patche

Majority vote wins. I'll check back in an hour.

>>16554380
Darn

>>16554382
Continue next time at next meeting with Flan

>>16554382
Continue next time at next meeting with Flan

>>16554383
With your back turned in disappointment, Flan hits you for 5 million fire damage!
Next time she'll be serious so you better participate.

>>16554382
Continue in the library. We had enough flan for now.

>>16554415
no we're building a genuine connection with flan at a healthy pace
nothing else matters to me!

>>16554391
Where did Flans sideways 3 go?

>>16554382
[x] Continue next time in the library with Patche

>>16554090
These options are reminding me of that horrible sonic fangame... the babysitting cream one

>>16554437
she makes the :3 face i love that

>>16554448
that's a really good game though

>>16554382
Continue next time in the library with Patche

>>16554382
>I'm not a NEET
Oh, /jp/, what has become of you?
-Continue with Flan since it's her thread

>>16554451
Y'know it has CP, don't u?

>>16554460
Sonic fangame crossovers with clownpiece!

>>16554455
I'm not a NEET either. I require a certain amount of money.
Thank you for your sound reasoning regarding the vote though.

>>16554460
Sorry, but I don't understand why this touhou is so controversial. I love her immensely and I feel hurt when I see her being erased by a really big mistakes novelty item ok?

>>16554382
[x] Continue next time in the library with Patche

>>16554474
Stop, my heart can only take so much.

>>16554497
You know you can click the dropdown and select archive > image md5 to view same right?

>>16554502
I hope it fills you with love!

>>16554508
Yeah, I never use those last three. I got rid of them just now.

>>16554497
>having plugins/extensions installed in your browser

>>16554526
Who are you quoting?

>>16554497
>Upload to Imgur
Why?

>>16554522
>I hope it fills you with love!
I was referring more to the negative feeling about the non-NEET normalcy thing.

>>16554531
The image. But you're right that I should feel ashamed.

>>16554554
So when I find a nice dank meme I can share it with my friends on skype and post it on reddit for karma, silly.

>>16554554
I actually never used that. It's been there for years.
I guess I can get rid of the regex too as moot stripped exif metadata from being saved.

I know. But you're mistaken. You should try the abnormal non-NEET life sometime! Some people are afraid of me and others regard me with awe! I'm like a celebrity or something weeeee!!

>>16554580
Even if you're being facetious, protective instincts over my Flan images. I hope you don't mind if I mark you.

>>16554600
I mean "I feel protective instincts". That's my cue to sleep.

>>16554605
Goodnight!

I've been NEET for a year now but unfortunately might get my first job this year.

Patche it is. See you all next time.

>>16554605
good night

>>16554626
totawy wame

Maybe I didn't post you, quite as often as I should
Maybe I didn't post you, quite as often as I could
Little things I should've said and reposted, I never took the time

You were always on my mind
You were always on my miiiiind

Tell me, tell me that your slap-a-slap hasn't died
Give me one more chance to keep you flanflied, flanflied

You were always on my mind