/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You'll still be one even if you break the stereotype, and this thread isn't helping.

kill yourself

Move to Japan. Not the exciting side, move to the inland sea part that no one wants to go to. Find a small village and work as an english teacher. Marry an ugly woman, and name your children hiro and hiromi. Get old, then bitter and then leave your wife to move home because you can't take it anymore.

I am,
[x]18 years old.
[x]A male
[x]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[x]Normal or above normal looking.
[]shortsighted/nearsighted
[]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[x]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases.
[]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[x]Still living with my parents.
[x]A relationship virgin.
[x]An actual virgin

Your layout for questions sucks

- 20
- Male
- Unfit, flabby stomach
- Above average looks
- Perfect eyesight
- Not hygenic, but I change my clothes and use deodorant and clean my teeth at least 3 times per month. I shower bi-monthly or something.
- Long dreadlocks due to neglect
- Just over one year of facial hair growth
- I love Japan (been 3 times) but I keep it to myself
- Yes, I like women and little girls
- Unemployed full time student
- I live alone
- Last relationship I had was when I was 7 (seven) years old

Reported

I would've answered this but all thinking done, this is somewhat pathetic.

I am,
[x]21 years old.
[x]A male (chose one, not both.)
[]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[x]Normal or above normal looking.
[x]shortsighted/nearsighted
[x]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[x]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[x]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[x]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[x]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[]Still living with my parents.
[x]A relationship virgin.
[x]An actual virgin

>>1648922
>[x]A relationship virgin.

Don't lie.

[x]18 years old.
[x]A female (chose one, not both.)
[]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[x]Normal or above normal looking.
[]shortsighted/nearsighted
[x]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[x]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[x]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[x]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[x]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[]Still living with my parents.
[]A relationship virgin.
[]An actual virgin
[]Toying/desperate with the idea of a Boy/Girlfriend.

>>1648885
- 21 years old
- male
- unfit but you can't really tell by looking at me
- somewhat above average in looks, nothing great though
- hygienic, shower twice a day
- longhaired, shoulder-length
- cleanshaven, don't have to try very hard
>I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
WHAT THE FUCK? Shouting a phrase because it's a meme is even worse.
- attracted to actual humans, albeit very rarely
- NEET
- living with parents
- relationship virgin
- prefer being alone actually, unless the magical perfect partner appeared in front of me

Sure, why not

I am,
[x]18 years old.
[x]female(inb4 athens)
[]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[x]Normal looking
[x]nearsighted
[x]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[x]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[x]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[x]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[x]Still living with my parents.

I am 19 years old.
female
not fit, not fat, not a stick
I'm just average I would say
My eyesight is pretty good
Bathe once a day of course
Layered a little longer than shoulder length hair
Shave my legs of course
Never talk about anime in front of other people, not a weeaboo

Attracted to actual humans.
Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
Still living with my parents.
I'm an An actual virgin
Toying/desperate with the idea of a Boy/Girlfriend.

- 23 years old.
- male
- Not particularly fit, but no flabby stomach
- Normal or above normal looking
- nearsighted
- Hygienic (usually bathes at least once a day)
- A little scruff, but otherwise clean
- Only attracted to Asians (lulz)
- NEET
- Still living with my parents
- An actual virgin
- ronery

[v]47 years old.
[v]A female (chose one, not both.)
[v]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[v]Normal or above normal looking.
[v]shortsighted/nearsighted
[v]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[v]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[v]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[v]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[v]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[v]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[]Still living with my parents.
[]A relationship virgin.
[]An actual virgin
[v]Toying/desperate with the idea of a Boy/Girlfriend.

24 years old
A male
Unfit
Normal Looking
Hygienic (Overly so, bathe twice brush three times)
Short Hair
Tended Beard
Weeaboo, but no physical goods like figs. Only anime/manga on harddrives.
Attracted to actual humans.
Graduated from college, unemployed due to economy.
Living with parents after I lost my job due to economy.
Relationship experience.
Actual virgin to only vaginal/anal.
Completely content with no relationship.

>>1648959
>[v]47 years old

Did you fat fingers mistype that 4 on the number pad or is this true?

I am:
[x]22 years old.
[x]Female
[x]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[x]Normal looking.
[ ]shortsighted/nearsighted (the doctor keeps telling me I'm fine, but I have to squint to see the blackboard)
[x]Hygienic
[]Long haired (It was long before my friend cut it)
[.5]Clean shaven. (I'm sorry, but shaving my legs in the Winter is such a waste of time)
[x]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless I'm with people who understand Japanese.
[x]Attracted to actual humans.
[x]Studying.
[x]Still living with one of my parents.
[x]A relationship virgin.
[x]An actual virgin

[]21 years old.
[]male
[]fit–mean looking
[]above average looking
[](very) near sighted
[]Hygienic
[]long thick hair that looks good messy
[]Clean shaven.
[]not a weeaboo, have morbid interest in parts of japanese culture
[]Attracted to actual humans
[] work for the newspaper as a layout guy.
[]renting a nice place
[]2 longer relationships
[]I've done the math, and I've had sex at least 600 times :0 (calculating a conservative average of at least 3 times a week over 4 consolidated years of periods where I'm getting some equals 625)
[]I have a bisexual girlfriend

- 21 years old
- female
- 30% bodyfat (currently trying to reduce to 20% ffffff)
- average looking
- shortsighted
- bathe every other day, I don't sweat like a pig
- long haired. wtf hairstyle am I supposed to put down, "I always make sure to wear drill hair"?? you can change hairstyles retard.
- clean shaven when appropriate. not going to shave my legs if it's snowing.
- weeaboo, but I don't shout memes...ever?
- attracted to white guys
- majoring in Japanese. I don't think this is a respected field of education though.
- still living with parents
- relationship virgin
- actual virgin
- don't really want a relationship. they're nice in theory, but turn out to be more trouble than they're worth.

Me.

- 20 years old.
- A male
- Too skinny (54 kg)
- People say I look cute and younger than I really am.
- Shortsighted (I wear glasses)
- Bathes once every two days, sometimes more.
- Short hair, letting it grow a little longer.
- Clean shaven.
- A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases, period.
- Attracted to actual humans.
- Employed in well paying job + studying in a respected field of education. (programming kind of IT nerd)
- Still living with my parents.
- A relationship virgin.

I am,
19 years old,
Female,
Unfit, but not flabby or chubby,
Normal looking,
Perfect eyesight,
Shower in the evening, and also sometimes a bath in the afternoon in winter.
Long hair, mid back, lower than my boobs,
I wax. I hateeee shaving,
Huge closet weaboo,
Attracted to actual humans, but they have to be godtier,
In my last year of university, becoming a primary school teacher,
In the process of moving out, I should be out of my parents house by Christmas,
I lost my virginity in high school, and I'm not a relationship virgin,
Not really toying with the idea of a boyfriend/girlfriend, I'm way too busy and lazy.

lol I think the female population of /jp/ is closer to 30% or 40%.

>>1648980
You almost became the most normal person of the thread until
>- Wants to be a trap sometime

I am,
[X]24 years old.
[X]A male
[X]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[X]Normal or above normal looking.
[]shortsighted/nearsighted
[X]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[X]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[X]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[X]Still living with my parents.
[X]A relationship virgin.
[X]An actual virgin

This thread is very /r9k/, as are a disappointing number of the responses.

I am,
[x]18 years old.
[x]A female.
[]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[x]Normal or above normal looking.
[]shortsighted/nearsighted
[x]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[x]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[x]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[x]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[x]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[]Still living with my parents.
[]A relationship virgin.
[x]An actual virgin

Somewhere in between 60% and 100%, please.

-30% is fucking disgusting.

I am,
20 years old.
A male
Unfit, but not fat, and only just underweight
Normal looking, not considered ugly nor particularly attractive
Nearsighted
Hygenic (showers once or twice a day)
Fairly long haired, never brushes it, only gets it cut 2-3 times a year
Not clean-shaven (I look uglier clean-shaven)
A weeaboo, but I don't 'sprout Japanese phrases'. I know the language and use it to play eroges.
Attracted to actual humans
Employed in well paying job (software developer, full time) AND studying in a respected field of education (towards a computer science masters, part time)
Not still living with my parents - I rent an apartment
Not a relationship virgin. Not currently in a relationship.
Not an actual virgin.

I am,
[x]18 years old.
[x]A male
[]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[]Normal or above normal looking.
[x]shortsighted/nearsighted
[x]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[x]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[x]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[x]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[x]Still living with my parents.
[]A relationship virgin.
[]An actual virgin

UR ALL GAYWADS

*farts*

<.<
>.>

WHO FARTED???!?!?!!!?

>>1648990
Well, when there are no females in your class you tend to turn a little gay and start to like traps. The joys of IT.

If there are really this many females I wonder what they're here for.
Touhou frilly fashion?
F/SN Lancer x Archer threads?
Schlicking to Wanko? Schlicko to Kurasou? My assumptions would all collapse if I bore witness to a girl playing Wanko.

- 23 years old.
- male
- Unfit in the terms I'm just lacking exercise
- Normal or above normal looking.
- shortsighted/nearsighted
- Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
- Long haired (think Al/Hal at the end of Gundam00 S1)
- Clean shaven
- A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
- Attracted to actual humans. I'm Asian anyway, though I do pine for a sweet Scottish or Irish girl for some reason.
- Studying in a sort-of respected field of education.
- Still living with my parents.
- A "serious relationship" virgin.
- Not an actual virgin (LOL pity sex)
- Not toying/desperate with the idea of a Boy/Girlfriend.

[x]almost 22 years old.
[x]male (chose one, not both.)
[x]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[]Normal or above normal looking.
[]shortsighted/nearsighted
[x]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme. (I play visual novels but otherwise don't ever speak a word of moon outside proper lessons and don't think Japan is a paradise, dunno about this since the definition of weeaboo can vary from 'NIPPON IS SUPERIOR' attitude to simply liking any japanese work)
[x]Attracted to actual humans.
[x]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education. (if japanese can be defined as 'respected'
[]Still living with my parents. (They pay my room where I'm studying, if it counts as being still dependent on them then I guess yeah)
[x]A relationship virgin.
[x]An actual virgin
[x]Toying with the idea of a Boy/Girlfriend.

Useless janitor

>>1649014
PROTIP: We're here for the exact same shit you're here for.
(Yes we are playing Wanko too.)
Working on passing this stupid translator test for Saya no Uta, though.

[x] 22 years old.
[x]A male
[x]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[x]Normal or above normal looking.
[x]shortsighted/nearsighted
[x]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[x]Long haired (loose)
[]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[]xA weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases even if it's a meme because I am not a faggot
[x]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[x]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[]Still living with my parents.
[x]A relationship virgin.
[x]An actual virgin
[]Toying/desperate with the idea of a Boy/Girlfriend.

>>1649014
Touhou sucks.
FSN sucks.
Cute game.

>>1649014

I'm here because I love H-games and collect HCGs. I keep them hidden deep in my computer, inside a folder with a codename.

fun fact: nobody will read your posts, because nobody cares.

[20] years old.
[x]A male
[x]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[x]Normal or above normal looking.
[x]shortsighted/nearsighted
[x]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[x]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle) Just plain long hair about 6+ inches, don't do anything with it, maybe a ponytail if it gets in the way, but never that way in public.
[x]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[x]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[x]Still living with my parents.
[x]A relationship virgin.
[x]An actual virgin
[]Toying/desperate with the idea of a Boy/Girlfriend.

I am,
[0]22 years old.
[0]A male
[0]flabby stomach.
[0]above normal looking.
[]shortsighted/nearsighted
[0]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[0]Long haired, no style, gonna get a haircut soon
[0]Clean shaven.
[]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[0]Attracted to actual humans
[]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[0]Still living with my parents.
[]A relationship virgin.
[0]An actual virgin

>>1649034
Fun fact: You're adopted.

Am I the only one here who isn't a clean-freak?

even doctors don't recommend you bathe every day

do you people work in coal mines?

>>1649014
I'm terrible at Touhou, but I still like it.
I played some of Wanko, but I never finished it.
Saya's really the only thing I've ever finished.

>>1649044
I worked for a few years in a microbiology and entomology lab while in college.
The habit just stuck to me.

>>1648973
Yes, old people exist.

>>1649044
I used to bathe once every two days, but then I became more of a clean freak somehow.

Well,

[x] 22 years old. Honestly, I feel like a granny already. Aging is shit.
[x] Well, I guess I am, you know... A female :(
[x] Basically extremely unfit, but not a bit chubby.
[x]Normal, I guess. I am not such beauty queen, be definitely not ugly either.
[]shortsighted/nearsighted
[x]Hygienic. Yes, every decent person shower at least once a day.
[x]Pretty normally haired, I suppose.
[x] Well honestly, I think that obsessing with the total annihilation of all bodyhair is stupid and self-obsessed. But yes, I do shave at times.
[x] Anti-weeaboo, really. I'm a huge nerd, though.
[x]Attracted to actual humans. Don't mind if I am, pal. What are you people attracted to, anyhow? Dogs?
[x]I'm a NEET. At the moment.
[]Still living with my parents. Nope, I'm not a complete loser, though.
[]A relationship virgin. Nope, I'm not a complete loser.

Fuck, I really hope all of you faggots are just trolling.

If not, thanks a fucking lot athens. You brought these whores here with all of your bullshit threads and posts.

So, the majorities of weaboos are closet weaboos that are normal in ever aspect except lacking of social skills and a secret love for anything japanese?

>>1649055
>What are you people attracted to, anyhow? Dogs?
Haven't been here long have you? Dogs? Cats? Bunnies? Fine too.

I just like taking baths.

>>1649045
THREAD IS NOW ABOUT SAYA

>>1649014

I love touhou
FSN is shit
Wanko is moe

>>1649055
>[]An actual virgin. Nope, I'm not a complete loser.
This is what trolls really want to make you believe.

>>1649044
Doctors recommend a lot of stuff. I'd rather be clean.

>- Not hygenic, but I change my clothes and use deodorant and clean my teeth at least 3 times per month. I shower bi-monthly or something.
>- Long dreadlocks due to neglect
>- Just over one year of facial hair growth
Tramp

I am,
[ 21 years old.
[X]A male
[X]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[X]Asian looking.
[X]shortsighted
[X]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[X]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[X]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[X]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education. (medicine)
[X]Still living with my parents.
[]A relationship virgin.
[X]An actual virgin

[x]16-25 years old.
[x]A female (chose one, not both.)
[]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[x]Normal or above normal looking.
[]shortsighted/nearsighted
[x]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[x]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle) Refer to picture.
[x]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[]A weeaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[]Still living with my parents.
[x]A relationship virgin.
[x]An actual virgin
[]Toying/desperate with the idea of a Boy/Girlfriend.

>>1649058
Some of the women have probably been here just as long as you.

>>1649062

>even doctors don't recommend you bathe every day
Bullshit.

You're going to have to link a real source to prove something as stupid as that.

I'm surprised no one is pretending to be a 16 year old con-tramp "grrl" who has slept with enough men to cross most of /jp/'s "lines" at a single convention.

>>1649062
As much as I love Saya, I don't believe in intentional, forced thread derailment.

>>1649088
Because that wouldn't be funny, it'd be sad.

>>1649044
Who the hell has a bat tub these days, anyhow?

I most people just shower themselves once a day. It's a decent thing to do.

>>1649071
Is it just me or does this response sound like an ideal man? Especially the medicine part or am I just a gold digger. The unticked box for actual humans is rather disturbing though.
Are you just into animu characters or asians?

>>1649093
Why should I care about bathing/showering daily when I'm never under circumstances where someone else than me and my mother can smell my body odor?

>>1649079
They should continue with their silence, then. But I guess that would be expecting too much, since attention whoring really is an innate characteristic with women.

I am,
[] 22 years old.
[]A male
[X]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[X]Normal or above normal looking.
[X]shortsighted/nearsighted
[X]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[X]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[X]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[X]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[X]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[X]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[]Still living with my parents.
[X]A relationship virgin.
[X]An actual virgin

>>1649093
Did you accidentally the whole bathtub?

>>1649099
Be kind to your mother, asshole. She puts up with a lot of shit for you, at least smell nice.

>>1649093
I'd take a bath instead of a shower if it was comfortable.
I'm 2 meters tall. No room to stretch out and relax. Knees get cold when they're out of the water.

>>1649093
I do. But I live in an older house.

Here's a picture that fits this thread perfectly.

>>1649101
Why? Unless people respond incorrectly and re-direct the thread, there is no room for attention-whoring behavior in a thread like this. The females are merely answering a survey truthfully.

>>1649095
You're just a gold digger if you look at one of these and go, "ideal man"

for the first time in my life, i feel accomplished..

srsly how hard is it to get a job and have sex by the age of 20?! In both cases, all you have to do is ask nicely at a sort-of appropriate time!

HINT: if you get the job first, the sex part gets exponentially easier.

>>1649113
Female spotted.

Am I like the only guy who has a trimmed/tended beard? Seriously? Kinda Riker style.

This thread makes me fucking sick. Hopefully it's because it's 7am on a weekend. See you monday night, real posters.

>>1649117
I have a penis. I also like rape.

>>1649115
Having sex while in high school doesn't make you cool, Little Billy. Now go back to bed.

>>1649115
Maybe you should have spent that time on getting an education.

23 years old.
A male
[X]Normal or above normal looking. [used to be thin when I was younger]
[X]shortsighted/nearsighted
[X]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day) [I'm a hygiene freak]
[]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle) [used to be, not anymore, long hair that almost reached the middle of my back]
[X]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows) [have a short mustache and beard around my mouth]
[]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme. [I don't consider myself a weeaboo]
[]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.) [I'm attracted physically but not interested]
[X]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education. [University]
[]Still living with my parents.
[X]A relationship virgin.
[X]An actual virgin
[]Toying/desperate with the idea of a Boy/Girlfriend. [Not interested]

>>1649106
I do bathe every 3 days, which is much more than she deserves.

>>1649117
I love how the context of gender only becomes relevant when one is attempting to debase the contents of a post.

>>1649101
Don't be a such a freaking loser. You remind me of athens.

Or is it that you are afraid of females? Makes sense, I suppose. Since people tend to be scared of things that are completely foreign to them. Have a nice day. Virginal loser.

Why are there so many females in /jp/? They have invaded us from within!

>Virginal loser.
>/jp/
I grow tired of your shitty trolling.

>>1649135
I find that females keeping their silence about their gender is a completely acceptable policy. We do not come here to establish identities. We are not supposed to care who posts shit, only what shit is posted. Nothing good ever comes out of knowing that a poster is female.

>>1649144
They only come here to laugh at us. Trusting them for even a second is a big mistake.

>>1649135
>Virginal loser.
You say that like you're not a virgin.

- 22 years old.
- Male
- Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
- Normal looking
- Nearsighted
- Hygienic (SHOWERS at least once a day)
- Clean shaven. (Sort of. I have a goatee but I keep it neat by trimming it at least thrice a week)
- Attracted to actual humans.
- Studying in a respected field of education.
- Still living with my parents.
- A relationship virgin.
- An actual virgin

>>1649147
I am not the person you are replying to, and normally I would agree with you to some degree. I agree that admitting one is female will derail a thread, usually. However, I think that in some cases it is too bad that one must conceal one's gender in order to avoid that. There are many cases in which I find that knowing the poster's gender gives me additional context in which to place that post (which has nothing to do with establishing an identity).

And as long as this kind of survey only pops up once in a blue moon, it is kind of interesting.

What field of education isn't respected? Pimping?

When will people get over the fact that being a virgin does not make you a loser? What happened to following and realizing your own dreams!? Answer that /jp/.

Life is not all about boy/girlfriends and sex.

>>1649170
I would like both though.

>>1649169
Asian Studies major here, yeahhh.

I am,
-19 years old.
-A male
-too thin, undernourished
-Normal looking, maybe a little geeky with my incredibly white skin
-shortsighted
-Hygienic, but I often take showers every second day.
-Moderately short haired
-often have a stubble
-tsundere for anime, don't shout Japanese phrases and memes.
-Attracted to actual humans.
-Studying in a despised field of education.
-Still living with my parents.
-A relationship virgin.
-An actual virgin

>>1649169
Psychology.
And political science.

>1649122
Look, I'm trying to approach this logically, solet's say this another way:
it's a goal in most peoples' lives to have sex, the more often the better, starting from when they're 15-17. highschool ends at 18-19, so even complete idiots, after being set free for a year at 20, should have been able to have sex with something (unless for some reason unlike 95% of the planet they don't want to) FACT: most people (In most of the civilized world) end up having sex by the age of 17.

I'm this one btw->1648978 billy is my bitch lover

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>>1649179
>FACT: most people (In most of the civilized world) end up having sex by the age of 17.
47% is not "most people".

>>1649178
Oh, and Philosophy.

>>1649152
Well, the point is I am not. I do not make a huge big deal about my sexlife, though. Like you guys do with the lack of your sexual activity. It's bizarre, you know.

Anyhow, I do find it really quite troublesome that these people in their early twenties pollute this board and claim that they really have not had sex at all. At first I thought it this virginity thing was just a running gag. How is it that even possible? I mean, everyone is insecure virgin in their teen years, but you are an adult now. I guess, I just do not understand where this entire mindset comes from.

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>>1649190
Most people who've never been in a relationship are virgins.

To the female virgin casual /jp/ anons:
Do you also wait for the kind of mutual respect relationship? Do you have a strong Paraphilia that keeps you away from normal relationships (2D love, lolicon etc)? Are you looking for a same wavemind partner or a normal person?

I am,
[]18 years old.
[]A male
[]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[x]above normal looking.
[]shortsighted/nearsighted
[x]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[x]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[x]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[x]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[]Still living with my parents.
[]A relationship virgin.
[]An actual virgin

>>1649190
Normalfag. You're welcome to see yourself to the exit.

[21] years old.
[Male]
[x]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[x]Normal or above normal looking.
[x]shortsighted/nearsighted
[x]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[x]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
>I don't shave on weekends when I have no reason for leaving my room.
[x]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[x]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
>I study "Japanese Studies" at the biggest university in my country, does this count?
[]Still living with my parents.
[x]A relationship virgin.

>>1649201
Don't give the females more attention, goddamn.

>>1649193
Bullshit, you do not need a relationship to have sex, you see.

>>1649208
that still doesn't prove him wrong.

I kept skipping over this thread due to the 3D picture.

[x]20 years old.
[x]A male.
[x]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[]Normal or above normal looking.
[x]shortsighted/nearsighted
[]Hygienic (Showers maybe once a month)
[x]Long haired. (Haven't had a haircut in year - kind of curly)
[]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme. (Fuck this question)
[]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education. (NEET)
[x]Still living with my parents. (I left for school for a little while, but dropped out)
[]A relationship virgin.

>>1648978
You are not the son of John Lennon. Enjoy not being half Japanese.

[x]23 years old.
[x]A male
[x]Unfit & has a flabby stomach.
[x]Normal or above normal looking.
[x]shortsighted/nearsighted
[x]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[]Long haired
[x]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[x]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[x]Attracted to actual humans.
[x]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[]Still living with my parents.
[]A relationship virgin.
[]An actual virgin
[]Toying/desperate with the idea of a Boy/Girlfriend.

>>1649190
Respect toward the opposite sex as human beings and not as sexual objects leads us in seeking of relationships and not for just getting laid. Also being actually good persons of shy/romantic nature and looking for equally good partners makes it difficult to form a relationship in our teens years and in our young adults lives. More or less, we passed the "let's have sex with anything that moves" phase pretty fast and we have an adult mind that most people in our age don't have. We would make excellent husband/wives and fathers/mothers, but we still look for the perfect match as most people in their thirties or forties do.
This is the very embodiment of ronery. If you don't understand that kind of thinking you will never understand the majority of /jp/.

I am,
[x]19 years old.
[x]A female
[x]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[x]Normal or above normal looking.
[x]shortsighted/nearsighted
[x]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[]Long haired
[/]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[x]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases.
[x]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[]Still living with my parents.
[]A relationship virgin.
[x]An actual virgin

>>1649224
Talk about it man, I feel like I've was born a hundred years too late.

>1649185
It's a sizeable portion, so if 47% of people in (wherever you are) can get laid before 17, the remainder should find it increasingly easier to get laid as they approach 20 and get more economically stable and less puberty-stricken.

My point is if you can't get laid by the time you're 20 and you're trying, you've fucked it up pretty bad

>>1649228
>[/]Clean shaven.

what's that / supposed to mean?
is it a half yes/no or a maybe?

>>1649224
Well put.

>>1649233
>yes/no
Maybe.
Can you repeat the question?

>>1649230
Good thing I wasn't trying eh? Besides, I wouldn't want some bitch that I slept with screwing me over. I'd much rather have sex be romantic than something shallow I do for physical pleasure.

>>1649236
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, NOW!

>>1649236
what's the meaning of the following statement:

[/]Clean shaven.

?

All the girls in this thread have had boyfriends!

I am,
[x]20 years old.
[x]Female
[]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach. (I'm about 20%)
[x]Normal or above normal looking.
[]shortsighted/nearsighted
[x]Hygienic
[x]Long haired - Layered with fringe.
[x]Clean shaven.
[x]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[x]Attracted to actual humans.
[x]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[x]Still living with my parents.
[]A relationship virgin.
[]An actual virgin

>>1649240
YOU'RE NOT SO BIG NOW.

>>1649236
Go back to bed, Malcolm.

>>1649242
see
>>1648979

>>1649224
Gee, what a load of hypocritacal mumbo jumbo to make you feel better about yourself.

>>1649247
Life is unfair... ;_;

>>1649244
>[x]Toying/desperate with the idea of a Boy/Girlfriend.

At least it sounds like you have standards.

>>1649240
>>1649247
>>1649248

You guys understand me. If nobody had caught on I would have resorted to samefagging. Thanks guys. You are guys are true friends. ;_;

TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS

>>1649259
Any time, bro.

>>1649249
That's interesting.

Why have you never had a relationship?

>>1649259
Anything for a bro.
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All the athens in this thread are faggots!

>>1649270
All the faggots in this thread are athens.

why is there a disparity between how much of /jp/'s male population is virgin and what proportion of /jp/'s female population is virgin?

>>1649268
I'm not the female you're probably asking this.

I just pointed it out. Hell if I know why I've never been in a relationship.

>>1649275
BECAUSE ALL WOMEN ARE SLUTS. Jeez, I thought people understood this shit. A woman cannot feel any measure of self worth if she hasn't had a dick in her.

>>1649255
It's called being mature. You'll maybe feel like this when you get older. Or maybe you won't and there's no hope for you.
Some people search for the meaning of life their whole lifetime, others never. It doesn't really matters, those two types always existed.

>>1649275
Because there is no /jp/ female population.
Trolls are virgins, too.

>>1649273
Hey! I am most certainly not athens!

Hell, why not.
[x] 18 years old
[x] A male
[x] Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[x] Normal or above normal looking.
[ ] shortsighted/nearsighted
[x] Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[ ] Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[ ] Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[x] A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[ ] Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[ ] Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[x] Still living with my parents.
[x] A relationship virgin.
[x] An actual virgin

Athens may be trolling as usual, but it seems his theory of women not being ronery has a certain truth to it.

>>1649201
Probably some unrealistic wish for a dream guy to come sweep me off my feet. Nobody gets suddenly interested in you without you really trying...well... it could be low self esteem and high expectations, too. There've been some guys who asked me out to casual gatherings after noticing I drew animu, but I didn't really feel like having an awkward nerd relationship. All this weeaboo shit is best enjoyed alone.

It'd be nice to have a hivemind weeaboo boyfriend, but you can't get that without trying, and I don't want to try. I get ronery sometimes but I'm not desperate.

Maybe this'll change as I get older and realize I'll be a crazy bitch with 500 cats unless I do something.

Also I like loli. I want to be the little girl. Fuck yeah Asami Sekiya. I'd love to have a fucked up but strangely right relationship with an older man like Ayu. ;_; SHIT DOESN'T HAPPEN.

>>1649242
Maybe you should try to become more girly, then. You greek homo.
Yes, I realise it is a troubling task for someone of your level of pansiness to accomplish.
Or maybe you should try not to be such pathetic being and maybe --just maybe-- some sorry sap would put out to you.
Just kidding, though. Not going to happen.

Sorry to crush your dreams.

[x]19 years old.
[x]A male
[x]plain fat
[x]at least I have a nice face
[x]shortsighted/nearsighted
[x]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day) - Well I'd rather hit those showers
[]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[]A weeaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases.
[x]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[x]Still living with my parents.
[x]A relationship virgin.

TOKYO BIG DOG

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=X5BPrlOVX2o

>>1649286
Hey, I'm a greek homosexual. Don't insult us by comparing us to Athens.

>>1649285
That series of hmangas was extraordinarily hot.

1649238
I'm sorry dude, but you don't know what you're talking about. The act of sex itself is in no way romantic, it's primal. Choosing to have sex with just one person, for example can be considered a romantic action, but sex is a vulgar, rude, and incredibly enjoyable activity that sometimes causes people to have babies. There's nothing romantic about sex.
Romantic is the way the two of you act around each other before and after. It's a way of describing a sort of love filled mood. As Al Pacino once said, the sensation can be compared to eating large quantities of chocolate.

>>1648987
>I lost my virginity in high school

slut.

21 years old

Male

Chubby, but not quiet obese

I guess I don't look too bad

Normal eyesight

Take baths, brush my teeth

Medium hair length, let it hang; grown out, my hair is a mullet

Go back and forth between clean shaven and having a goatee with sideburns

>>1649294
Now you're showing that you're just an ignorant normalfag. If you think sex can't be a romantic act of love, just leave. You're too /r9k/ for us here.

Also, learn to fucking quote a post, you newfag. It's two greater-than symbols.

>>1649285
>crazy bitch with 500 cats unless I do something.

haha, oh lawd.
I'm not a female, but if choose the "me and my pet" route, I'll be sure to just get one cat.

At least I'd be able to live in a good place and eat good food if I manage to get a good job.

>>1649285
So male or female, /jp/ anon is a /jp/ anon. I feel a little better now. Thanks and good luck with your life.

>>1649298
... or you click the post number beside the No. and it automatically appears in the comment box.

I am,
[X]23 years old.
[X]A male
[X]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[X]Normal or above normal looking.
[]shortsighted/nearsighted
[X]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[X]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[X]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[X]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[X]Still living with my parents.
[X]A relationship virgin.
[X]An actual virgin

>>1649268
The person who pointed me out isn't me. But I'll answer your question.

I've had a lot of "almost relationships" where the guy wanted to get with me but I didn't want to get with them. Just really weird verbally abusive friendships left and right, so I've never actually had a "boyfriend".

Out of the blue a guy friend will buy me some random gift, and then ask me why I'm using them and leading them on, and it's like what the holy fuck I just wanted to play Seiken Densetsu 3 like we always do WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SO COMPLICATED.

So yeah. Now I mostly stay away from guys because I feel like it'll just be the same shit over again.

>>1649302
That's an option too. Either way he fucking failed at it.

women can't be ronery.

>>1649306
>I just wanted to play Seiken Densetsu 3 like we always do WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SO COMPLICATED.
Hey, hey, I remember you. From an old ronery thread, maybe during summer? Good to see you around again.

>>1649306
Geezus fuck I hope your name doesn't start with an L.
I used to play Secret of Mana and SD3 with a chick in high school. But we both were dating other people. Near the end of high school we both ended up single, almost started dating, but went to different colleges and she became an alcoholic and I stopped talking to her. The Tiger Bikini from SoM was a running gag between us for years.

1649298
but it's so much more fun to tell you to grow a fucking brain and use the ctrl-F Key :P. but i'll consider it

I'm ignorant? I've used math and personal experience to make my case. I have a girlfriend, I love her to bits, we have crazy fucking baboon sex, sometimes with other people. I had a girlfriend before her, rinse and repeat. THIS IS WHAT I'VE LEARNED!

>>1649285
Would you fall for someone like me? >>1648980

>>1649306
>holy fuck I just wanted to play Seiken Densetsu 3 like we always do WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SO COMPLICATED.

Shit I remember you from another thread.

You're a big fan of fightan gaems in general, right?

This thread is the epitome of what's wrong with /jp/ right now. Dear god can it just disappear and die?

>>1649294
Eating is primal too. You can eat from the flour making sounds like a monkey and spitting around or you can eat at a dinner table with manners.
And yes romantic is what comes before and after sex. Have you ever thought that most of us here want that? We do not all succumb into our primal instincts, we are just looking for happiness in a romantic relationship. Hell not even romantic, any healthy relationship will do.

/jp/,

I want break my weaboo stereotype image of a fat man living in a basement and fugly emo teenagers going "kawaii" ever fucking moment they can.

So please complete my survey.

I am,
18 years old.
[X]female (chose one, not both.)
[X]I do daily yoga but am still chubby. I'm at 80 in Op's pic.
[X]Normal or above normal looking.
[X]shortsighted/nearsighted (But, I wear contacts. Also, sisnt short and near the same thing?)
[X]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[X]Long haired Saya's hairstyle but I usually wear it up in a ponytail.
[X]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)

>>1649315
You're really not that good at trolling, you know.

>>1649313
Whoa, shit, unless this SD3 thing is common, then yeah, I guess that was me.
Fuck I hope nobody guesses my TRUE IDENTITY based on all the random shit I've said about myself in these ronery threads. I always assume nobody will piece it all together or remember it. Helps that I'm not a tripfag.

>>1649314
No, starts with a J. My SD3 partner and I loved when the game lagged because you could kick every enemy's ass so fucking hard, it took like half a minute for the death sprites to load.

Oh god remembering this is starting to make me so ronery. ;__;

>>1649315
Your whole post shows why you don't belong here.
11/10 for making me post those lengthy posts which will never be understood by the likes of you.

1649332
1649336

Oh come on guys, make up your mind. Am I good or am I good?

>>1649334
Okay, good if you were her I'd feel bad.

God damn I am tempted to find two other people and play a SD3 campaign from /jp/ people now.

What does /jp/ think of this ronery woman?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Chubbuck

>Her focus on her lack of relationships was generally considered to be the driving force for her depression; her mother later summarized that "her suicide was simply because her personal life was not enough". She lamented to co-workers that her 30th birthday was approaching and she was still a virgin who had never been on more than two dates with a man. Her brother Greg later recalled several times she had gone out with a man, before moving to Sarasota, but agreed that she had trouble connecting socially in the beach resort town. He believed that her constant self-deprecation for being "dateless" contributed to her ongoing depression.[7]

>Apparently, she had an unrequited crush on co-worker George Peter Ryan. She baked him a cake for his birthday and sought his romantic attention, only to find out that he was already involved with sports reporter Andrea Kirby. Kirby had been the co-worker closest to Chubbuck, but was offered a new job in Baltimore, which had further depressed Chubbuck.

>Chubbuck's lack of a romantic partner was considered a tangent of her desperate need to have close friends, though co-workers said that she tended to be brusque and defensive whenever they made friendly gestures towards her. She was self-deprecating, criticizing herself constantly and rejecting any compliments she was given. She was fond of word play and puns.[8]
....

>She was self-deprecating, criticizing herself constantly and rejecting any compliments she was given.

That's me pretty much, lol.

>>1649334
>Fuck I hope nobody guesses my TRUE IDENTITY based on all the random shit I've said about myself in these ronery threads. I always assume nobody will piece it all together or remember it. Helps that I'm not a tripfag.
Ah no worries, at least from my part. I'm pretty sure we don't live in the same country anyway and I only know 2 or 3 people that might post here.

I am,
45 years old.
A male
Unfit, flabby stomach.
below normal looking.
nearsighted
Hygienic? lol
Long haired (pony-tail, shoulder length)
not Clean shaven.
A weaboo and I do shout Japanese phrases.
not Attracted to actual humans.
not Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
Still living with my parents.
no relationships.
An actual virgin

>>1649317
Things I like:

- glasses (I am definitely a megane moe.)
- clean shaven (Beards/mustaches are pig disgusting. Slight stubble is fine too.)
- don't shout Japanese phrases, period. (Yes please suppress power level at all times.)
- programming kind of IT nerd (Cubicle slave moeee)

???:
- Wants to be a trap sometime. (Wait what.)

I am,
18 years old.
A male
Unfit (Smoker) slim build.
Just below normal looking
Regular sighted
Unhygienic I rarely wash because I leave the house like once a fortnight.
Fairly short hair but messy and unkempt.
Fairly Stubbly.
A weaboo but I keep it a secret. Only my family know due to my posters/figures. I have no friends to tell anyway.
Attracted to actual humans aswell as 2d.
Unemployed. Left school 2 years ago. Have been a shut im ever since.
Still living with my parents.
I had a stupid fuck about relationship for a like a week when I was 13
An actual virgin

>>1649285
Mmmm, Asami Sekiya.

>>1649306
>Out of the blue a guy friend will buy me some random gift, and then ask me why I'm using them and leading them on, and it's like what the holy fuck I just wanted to play Seiken Densetsu 3
I really hate it when this happens. I try to make it abundantly clear that I'm very much not interested in pursuing anything more than a friendly relationship... but I still ended up having to shut people down a couple of times. It just makes me feel terrible.

>>1649344
you're worthless in the wrong way, just get out.

>>1649345
>She was fond of word play and puns.
So am I.

So, since we're advertising: some women wanna hit me up for a good fuck? San Jose, CA. You can choose the time and place.

>>1649352
>Cubicle slave moeee

Explain this to me, why do you find it moe?

>>1649330
fuck, has anyone other than me checked every box?

[x]22 years old.
[x]A male
[]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[x]Normal or above normal looking.
[x]shortsighted/nearsighted
[x]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[x]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[x]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[x]Still living with my parents.
[x]A relationship virgin.
[x]An actual virgin
[]Toying/desperate with the idea of a Boy/Girlfriend.

- 22
- Male
- Fat
- below
- shortsighted
- never bathes but do shower
- bald
- hairy
- no comment
- 2D> 3D
- Employed ( Dentist)
- Living with girlfriend
- Non-virgin

Do you believe?

>>1649365
I really doubt it.

sage

>>1649356
are you a virgin?

>>1649375
Yessir.

>>1649362
Like, Edward Norton from Fight Club. Shit was SO cash. He's just a normal guy, but he wants to desperately break out and find meaning in his life, but he can't, he's trapped inside the seemingly normal, dull identity of a white collar worker.

I'm trying to think of a weeaboo analogy that'll make sense. I guess it's like a magical girl fetish?? A normal girl who's unsure of herself, but can turn into a superhero who's there to save you. But she has trouble keeping it a secret from everyone else, and dealing with her normal life, too.

It can really only be described in that gut reaction "ohgod moeee" way.

>>1649367
I believe it. Just the other day I was in the city, and I saw a fat fuck who was with a cute little korean girl. They were holding hands. How does one do that?

>>1649388
Money.

>>1649384
Hmm, I don't really get it, Fight Club was overrated for me at least. Pahalaniuk (or however you spell his name) is a bit overrated an author. But I can understand the appeal.

>>1649384
>A normal girl who's unsure of herself, but can turn into a superhero who's there to save you. But she has trouble keeping it a secret from everyone else, and dealing with her normal life, too.

Princess Tutu?

To the non-looking for boy/girlfriend anons here:
Have you accepted the fact that you'll never find what you are looking for and continue your lives like this or you still have a hope that something might appear in the future and you live in agony that you might miss it?

>>1649352
- Actually I don't work in a cubicle.
- I like glasses on girls Don't see why so many guys don't like them.
- Yes I do want to be a trap sometime, but only because it will be fun to do. Nothing sexual or the like.

>>1649336
no, i don't belong here. My survey answers were way off the established average for this forum. But I HAVE had a lot of sex and a couple of healthy relationships; I thought you'd plurally benefit from my input. This is as close as i get to being sympathetic.
I guess this is where I apologize for you being an idiot...'msorry?
Also >>1649332 fuck a tree, it isn't trolling if they argue back.

>>1649396
I have hope.
I don't need reason or logic to keep on doing my thing while hoping for the unlikely event of meeting the girl of my dreams somewhere.

>>1649384
I get what you mean. I also like girls like that.

>>1649401
>it isn't trolling if they argue back.

haha, oh wow.

>>1649396
Everyone still has hope and saying you've give up hope is melodramatic posturing.

That said, I think it's hard once you have passed the boundary of 20.

I think I will consume myself with a PhD course.

>>1649401
Apology accepted.

>>1649396
I've accepted that I'm looking for a needle in a haystack. If I find it, I'm probably going to find it by chance. I'm sure not going to systematically sift through every piece of goddamn hay in order to find it. Also, I don't mind being alone romantically as long as I have family and friends around me. If they someday decide they've had enough, I might change my tune.

>>1649401
>plurally benefit

lol, r9gay verbiage.

Nobody is impressed.

[x]18
[x]Male
[x]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[x]Normal or above normal looking.
[x]shortsighted/nearsighted
[]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[x]Long haired, zero hair care other than washing it, hair full of dandruff. I consider the dandruff (or rather the fungi/bacteria producing it) as pets and would not willingly get rid of it.
[]Clean shaven.
[x]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases.
[]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[x]Studying in a respected field of education.
[x]Still living with my parents. (Student dorm currently, though our culture has unmarried children live with parents to take care of them so I don't think I'll be leaving permanently. )
[]A relationship virgin. (Do note that my first and only girlfriend was when we were both like 5. )
[x]An actual virgin (Then I took an oath of virginity since I figured 3d was no good. My 5 year old logic prevailed for 13 years and counting)
[]Toying/desperate with the idea of a Boy/Girlfriend.

I am,
[X]21 years old.
[X]A male (chose one, not both.)
[X]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[X]Chinese/philippino asian looking.
[X]shortsighted/nearsighted (glasses)
[X]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[X]Conservative college cut
[X]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[X]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.) (asians preferably)
[X]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education. (medical student 2nd year)
[X]Still living with my parents.
[X]A relationship virgin.
[]An actual virgin
[]Toying/desperate with the idea of a Boy/Girlfriend.

This thread is both educational and comforting. Also I don't think it's a /r9k/ one cause of the different thinking /jp/ anons have.

>>1649423
THANK YOU

>>1649396
I've been in relationships before. They take effort, time, and resources. You really have to become partners more than lovers.
Right now I am unemployed, and sort of enjoying a little vacation.
I will likely go looking again in a year or so once I am re-employed, have my own place back, etc. But I have had enough experience to know what I want is different than most.
I'd be happy to meet a woman who wanted to move in and just be a sort of domestic partner to build a home and get society and our families off each other's backs by 'being together.' I'll mow the yard, fix the leaky faucet, and don't mind talking to people for you if you're the shy type. You make a house into a home, deal with holidays, do the finer work. After that I don't care if we have separate bedrooms and I'm in my room fapping to loli doggirl yuri and you're schlicking to yaoi mecha pilots.
We can still hang out and watch anime together and play vidya while splitting housing costs/duties.

>>1649418
A fellow Chinese eh? My dad's the first child, even though he's married and has 2 kids he still lives with my grandma.

>>1649413
Your welcome. this forum is hilarious

>>1649429
MAKE THAT DREAM COME TRUE FOR ALL OF US ANON ;_;

>>1649417
I'm puzzling over the implicit paradox regarding the purpose of trying to impress someone in an anonymous forum.

>>1649429
Wow, if only you were in my age group..

>>1649439
Seriously, stop calling it a forum.

>>1649345
Maybe you should kill yourself too. Ever thought of that?

Anyhow, is there a video of her dying? I saw that american politician suicide clip a while ago. Good riddance. Awful yankee scum. You never know that the blood really makes such loud gushing sound when it comes out like that.

>>1649441
I guess I am a bit old at 24. Then again maybe that is why my wants are so different.
>>1649435
I'll try, anon. I'll try. If only finding a girl like that was as easy as it seems in Wanko.

>>1649442
anything for you honeyblumpkins, but that doesn't relate to the topic.

>>1649447
Here is a video for you:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-pJ-xSI4rOQ

[x] 23 years old.
[x]A male
[x]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach. (I have a giant gut)
[x]Normal or above normal looking. (Apart from the gut, I look good.)
[x]nearsighted
[x]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[x]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[x]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[x]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[x]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education. (Linguistics)
[]Still living with my parents.
[]A relationship virgin.
[]An actual virgin
[x]Toying/desperate with the idea of a Boy/Girlfriend.

I am,
[]<30> years old.
[]A male (chose one, not both.)
[]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[x]Normal or above normal looking.
[]shortsighted/nearsighted
[x]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[x]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[x]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[x]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[x]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[]Still living with my parents.
[x]A relationship virgin.
[x]An actual virgin
[]Toying/desperate with the idea of a Boy/Girlfriend.

Self-validation ftw?

I am,
[X]23 years old.
[X]A male.
[X]Unfit, but not too skinny.
[X]Normal or above normal looking.
[X]shortsighted/nearsighted
[X]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[]Long haired (If so elaborate on your hairstyle)
[X]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[X]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[X]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[X]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[X]Still living with my parents.
[X]A relationship virgin.
[X]An actual virgin
[]Toying/desperate with the idea of a Boy/Girlfriend.

>>1649330
I would love to have a woman like you as my lifelong wife.
Too bad you are a troll. ;_;

I am,
[x]34 years old.
[x]A male
[x]Unfit, but not too skinny nor fat or just has a flabby stomach.
[x]Normal or above normal looking.
[]shortsighted/nearsighted
[]Hygienic (Bathes at least once a day)
[x]Long haired (I just leave it. Doesnt bother me)
[]Clean shaven. (For women it applies to your legs and brows)
[x]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[]Attracted to actual humans. (Leave this blank if those humans are only include Asians.)
[]Employed in well paying job/Studying in a respected field of education.
[x]Still living with my parents (My parents passed away years ago. Does not moving out count?).
[x]A relationship virgin.
[x]An actual virgin
[]Toying/desperate with the idea of a Boy/Girlfriend (Why bother)

I am,
[X]15 years old (underage b&).
[X]A trap.
[X]Have a nice, soft ass.
[X]Above normal looking.
[X]No glasses, unless you want me to use them.
[X]Hygienic, no STDs.
[X]Long haired (all traps are).
[X]Clean shaven.
[]A weaboo but I don't shout Japanese phrases unless it's a meme.
[X]Attracted sexually to actual humans.
[X]I live alone.
[X]A relationship virgin.
[X]An actual virgin
[X]Toying/desperate with the idea of a sex partner.