/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maid what??

I heard maids.
My interest is now piqued.

My group has played it a few times. Its more popular to talk about this in /tg/ than here.

what is it? can I rape the maids in it?

>>1644259
Do /tg/ threads get archived somehow, like the threads on /jp/ and /a/?

>>1644264
I think yes. Ask them where, though.
Itwas something like suptg.thisisnotatrueending or something like that

>>1644264
i think so. not sure where though.

>>1644266
>>1644267
okay, thanks. Found it through google.

I'm reading about this right now

It sound ridiculous. It's like those pretend games that little kids play.

>>1644288
its actually kind of fun

One of our DMs has two overlapping campaigns running, though it's not as crazy as /tg/'s since most of the players he got are new to pnp. (His daughter's friends)

The novice group is sticking with the antics in the "corebook", while the other one is playing what seems to be a cross between Slayers and Black Lagoon with other things thrown in.

I guess you actually have to know how to write to play this?

>>1644288
They call it ROLEPLAYING for a reason, you know...

>>1644323
Well at first I thought it was some kind of Maid RPG video game, so now I am a little disappointed.

Ironically, one of my maids plays this

>>1644345
You have a maid? Pictures? Age? Does she call you a master? How often do you have sex with her?

>>1644348
I have 3 maids, no pictures here at school, and no I don't have her call me master. I used to play with her as a child and it would just feel odd to have her call me anything other than my name (her sister or niece as well). No, I don't sex my maids.

I've been running a more traditional "campaign" based maid game for a few months now. Granted, I've had to write up additional homebrew rules alot, as there's very little game-mechanics to meido, just a shitload of random tables.

>>1644364
>I used to play with her as a child

AAWWWWW! ;_;

What does she wear? A maid uniform?

I fucking love meidos, you guys!

>>1644364
OH GOD I WANT TO BE YOU

>>1644402
Depending on mood, yes. Some days though, she just wears whatever (seriously, whatever. I've seen her start the day in her pajamas). I've never been strict with them at all about that. Not sure I've seen her sister wear a uniform (though she does dress normally in jeans and a tee-shirt or similar) except when my mother (who is strict with my serving staff) is around, and her 8 year old niece loves to wear her uniform (future cosplayer? who knows).

>>1644345
Sup' moot.

>>1644364

>her 8 year old niece loves to wear her uniform
A maid family?

>>1644418
How come you're so rich, and in what kind of house do you live in? I'm guessing it's pretty big since you need 3 meidos...

>>1644418
Sister?? YOU HAVE SISTER MAIDS? Are they twins?!!

>>1644450
Actually, their family pretty much is. They have been doing serving work longer than this for my family, but these are the living members (that I know of).

father-head butler (mom's house)
mother - head maid (mom's house)
sister - maid (my house)
her - maid (my house)
sister's husband - chef (my house)
sister's daughter - maid (my house) (she doesn't get assigned any work really. Her jobs mostly are to read and study and play and other things kids should be doing. Unless, my mom is around, then I find very light work for her)

>>1644364
Your life is the begining of a maid themed H-game.

You have the childhood friend, the sister, and the loli.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO.

>>1644418
Is she barefoot when she is in her pajamas? Oh god, I'm so jealous.

>>1644465
Moot, give the ribbon to the correct maid.

I am extremely pleased by this maid guy, be it trolling or not.
Makes me think how funny it would be to have other people in this big and cold place.

>>1644480
For the love of God do it before the reckoning happens.

>>1644480
Yes, give it to the maid who is always quiet and never smiles.

>>1644469
Such things only end in nice boats.

>>1644465
Do all of them live at your (+your mom's) house?
What's their educational status and is the sister's daughter even allowed to work? (child labour)

Can I hire a beautiful maid who will hug my every day? I won't make her cook and clean, I just want someone to hug me a few times a day.

Why the fuck do you need 2.5 maids in your house? Especially since your parents don't live with you.

My group is running a campaign right now.
I'm playing a Sexy, Sexy (Double Sexy) maid who is a whore and a neat freak.
I throw anchors. Anchors attached to chains.

This has only been awesome.

>>1644504
He's obviously filthy rich.

>>1644503
Normally we call these type of girls girlfriends, not maids.

>>1644503
She'll hug your every day for free.

>>1644465
Live in South America?

>>1644509
If only being filthy rich made you get maids.
You need to be old money,too.

This Halloween my sister dressed up as a french maid. It looked good on her.

>>1644462
They are twins, 2 years older than me and grew up with me.

>>1644458
I live in what appears to be a ranch style house built on a hill. Cut into the hillside is the basement which is bigger than the top floor and houses the bulk of the rooms that people live in. The main gaming room is in the basement as well as the library. The kitchen, dining room and a few bedrooms are on the ground floor along with the garage.

>>1644474
sometimes, and other times she actually puts on bunny slippers (not always matching). She's absent minded as hell too and will forget all kinds of things.

>>1644497
They are two separate houses. I live here and take care of my sister. My mom has a house, but doesn't really live in it for god knows what reason and instead goes all over the place. Educational status on the maids would be high school and the little one gets a private education at home. I refuse to make the little girl do any work until she gets older, not that I have any of my serving staff really do that much work to begin with.

>>1644525
sugoi densetsu, aniki

>>1644529
It's monogatari, dumbfuck.

>>1644504
I have them with me because I like them a lot and would like to at least be able to give them the chance to be guaranteed a decent life.

>>1644520
VERY old money

>>1644527
>They are twins
>other times she actually puts on bunny slippers
>She's absent minded as hell
>take care of my sister

holy shit, I don't know what to say. ;_; are you happy with your life?

>>1644533
Sugoi densetsu, aniki.

>>1644546
awesome legend, big brother

>>1644527
Are your meidos cute/pretty?

>>1644541
It just goes to show that as crazy as fiction can be, sometimes SOMEWHERE there's someone who matches it.

This kind of story makes you hate the fact that your wealth is only one generation old.
If I ever have kids, I'll get some maids.

>>1644541
Fairly happy with it

>>1644551
The twins are relatively pretty and the child is cute (but then again, what child isn't. I'm pretty sure its what keeps us from killing them.).

Fuck.

>>1644562
God damn it, you lucky bastard.

itt epic lulz

sticky and archive this shit xD

>>1644562
Why aren't you fucking your maid? Or in a relationship with her.

>>1644465
>Unless, my mom is around, then I find very light work for her

Why does your mother want the poor child to work? That's so wrong. Where is she going to work when she grows up? At your future child's house?

>>1644585
Never felt that way towards them. They feel almost like family. Granted family that I have to pay, but family none the less.

>>1644598
LIAR !!

>>1644598
Admit it. You fapped to one of them at least once before.

>>1644598
How weeaboo is your maid that plays Maid RPG? Does she watch anime? Play video games?

>>1644598
inb4urafaget
Oh, wait.

>>1644606
>>1644611
>>1644612
>>1644614
Remember, Anonymous, not everyone likes 3D.

>>1644615
Only because we can't find good 3D girls, idiot. Unless of course your maids are sluts/bitches, then nevermind.

Prayer from the Tsukihime Lunar Legend soundtrack is now playing in your head.

>>1644527
>>1644465
>>1644418
sugoi monogatari, aniki!

>>1644592
Not a clue, likely for my sister. The two get along very well anyways, so it wouldn't surprise me if something like that happened. My mom is very strict with the serving staff (and is one of the few that has been, from my understanding. Its my understanding that most of us have been rather lenient with them as long as they get the work done eventually).

>>1644611
Have fapped in the past, doesn't mean I feel like pursuing a relationship with her though.

>>1644612
I'm not sure weeaboo is the right term. She watches anime, plays VNs and RPGs, is a ca/tg/irl, and reads manga.

>>1644626
And you aren't even TRYING to get with that shit? Are you fucking GAY?

>>1644633
no, I picked a girlfriend who went crazy not long before we were supposed to get married.

>>1644640
So you have a sister, twin maids, a loli maid and a yandere ex. I see where this is going...

>>1644643
Not ex, she's crazy moe and is afraid of sleeping alone.

>>1644643
Tsukihime 2?

>>1644626
>She watches anime, plays VNs and RPGs, is a ca/tg/irl, and reads manga.

AAAAHHH, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, AMAZING MEIDO IS AMAZING

>>1644654
yeah, and we all know hes making it up but we don't care cause we're lonely weeaboo faggots.

>>1644646
not just sleeping alone ... a lot of things scare her. sock ... yup ... socks scared her. a lot of strange things scared her. not as many now, but some still do (such as fish still scare the living shit out of her, and make her a pain in the ass to find as she can hide in all kinds of tiny places in my house).

>>1644626
Do you think she will search for "maid" in the /jp/ archive and find this thread someday?

This guy is unbelievable...

>>1644663
No, really? But it's a nice fantasy.

>>1644661
Not a clue, I don't monitor any of the internet in the house, and all the rooms have their own connections ... so ... who knows?

>loli maid
How does that work?

>>1644663
It's pretty normal for really rich families in older/shittier parts of the world to still have all that oldbloodpowerhousesandmaids shit going on.

>>1644640
Ahahahahaha...
No.
Your Akiha is not real.

>>1644633
You bet. Gayer than Elton John.

>>1644680
She basically dresses herself up as a maid and pretends to be a maid mimicking her mom. She's just not allowed to do it when she's supposed to be doing her studies.

Thread fucking saved.

>>1644640

you're stupid

>>1644687
D'aaawwwwww

Where the hell do you live? Luxembourg?

What was this topic about again?

>>1645213
delicious meidos

I can't believe this and I won't. I'll feel better that way

This reminds me of when I was 13, and my cousin had a rich ass friend with a huge house, maids, butlers, the whole shebang. The kid's personal maid was awesome, bringing us snacks, talking to us about our hobbies (even if she was faking, she did have good enough knowledge about what games and such we were talking about).

It was a wierd feeling though to be playing Duke Nukem on his state of the art PC (at the time), and having her come in with drinks and snacks. She even told me where some of the secrets that I hadn't found yet were.

>>1645305
FFFFFFFFFFFUCK I wish I had that

>>1645305
I wonder how she'd feel knowing you fap to her today.

>>1645305
do you still know this kid?

Maid make me so hard

>>1645486
Personally, I wonder how a personal maid would feel knowing her master has a maid fetish. What would a good real life maid answer if her master requested her to take care of his sexual needs anyway? "Master, I'm your personal maid, I'm just supposed to serve you in any way you wish, it wouldn't be right for us to have sex!"?

>>1645551
not sure, just keep in mind that this is a person that you will be seeing everyday until they decide to quit working for you.

>>1645551
Those are called "prostitutes".

>>1645551
They would say something along the lines of, "What the fuck is wrong with you you sick fuck? I'm your maid not your whore. I quit."

>>1645305
>She even told me where some of the secrets that I hadn't found yet were.
This is the only part of the story that made me go, "Fucking awesome!"

THIS THREAD...IT MAKES ME RAGING JEALOUS...

I wish I had a maid.. short skirted maid uniform, maybe with glasses...a maid who secretly loves me and calls me master....so ronely ;_;

>>1645640
I had a maid with glasses. She was a fourty-two year old with kids.

>>1645640
I had a meido with glasses. She was a fourty year old with kids.

>>1644626
You are the coolest bro ever.

>>1644527
TWIN MAIDS?

TWIN

MAIDS?

I WISH TO KILL YOU, WEAR YOUR SKIN, AND TAKE YOUR LIFE.

Maid family in this thread doesn't exist. Enjoy your maid fantasies, /jp/, ALONE.

>>1645640

*hugs*

It's okay, anon, it's okay. Someday you will find happiness. *holds you tightly*

I'm...going to have to attempt to archive this.

>>1645725
But /jp/ threads are already archived.

>>1645723
Hey I want a hug too!

Oh god, so ronery. ;_;

>>1645735
No. I only give one hug a day. Sorry.

>>1645655
Maids with glasses can be hot too...brb
<-playing my maid game

>>1645723
Thank you ;_;

>>1645735
not the same anonymous since he's being stingy with his hugs
*hug*

Speaking of /tg/ stuff that happens to be /jp/ or /a/ related, a couple of days ago, I saw some guy recruiting for a Nanoha style campaign.

>>1645796
The one with braids is cute too...