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without love it cannot be seen

>>16324337
Excessive use of ellipsis, basically.

>>16325398
How do you know for sure?

>>16325398
Do you have ANY evidence that can back this up?

Does anybody knows the decoding code for umineko project PS3 to PC port?

Thinking of giving Umineko another read but I would like to try with voices this time and this port looks better than umitweak..

>>16325398
>>16325401
>>16325473
I think those dots above words are to emphasize on them. At least on manga it works like that, I dunno if it carries over to this through

>>16326213
No clue, I'd skip the voices if I were you, though. They're nice at first, but if you read quickly it just gets annoying.
And it's fun to make your own voices for the characters and give them different accents while reading alone.
Erika is the only exception.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfNaaqm8xPU

>>16324337

IT means:


PUT FUCKING SEACATS IN THE SUBJECT 43r5435gresfgdtrrtjh45w5y4trstssgtgsfsjfgjfgjfjgfsgjfsy

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Wall-Scroll-Umineko-no-Naku-Koro-ni-Beatrice-Home-Decor-Poster-Japanese-40x60cm/252347964384
Is this tacky? I kind of want one.

>>16327010
There isn't enough cute art of Beatrice and Battler together.

>>16327010
>>16327677
I didn't mean to reply to your post.

>>16327688

'member when everyone thought that Bern was one of the "good guys"?

>>16327768
NO U

>>16327774
Remember when you thought Beatrice was a one-dimensional villain.

so, let me get this straight.

stupid murders, magic? no, just some crazy planning. turns out to be some incest child. magic isnt real. why should I even give this shit a try, it sounds like shit.

>>16326213
035646750436634546568555050

>>16325473
It's all in the numbers?

so, I just started on EP1, and to sum it up, my dickhead friend spoiled some vital plotpoints to me, and I'm really upset and dont feel like continuing. Should I carry on bros? Is it worth it? Because from what I've heard, the story sounds kinda bland now.

I know that the main murder is Sayo, and he is the product of a some incest relationship with Kinzo and his daughter(who is the child of the real beatrice and Kinzo) or something like that. Sayo dresses up as both Shannon and Kanon, as well as Beatrice all throughout the story.also kinzo is already dead or something like that

is magic real jaypee? i'm really bummed out with it being revealed it was just cleaver planning all done by some trap.

I was enjoying the story, despite it's snail pacing, but this really really ruined it all for me. All interest has been lost, but I want to know if it's worth moving onward.

should I continue onward?

>>16329259
Of course.
You're walking into an umineko thread, what do you expect anyone to say? "no it sucks?"
You'll decide if it's worth it or not only if you read it.

>>16329259
Umineko is more about the journey than the end result in my opinion. Don't seem like very big spoilers to me anyway (I just finished episode 5).

>>16329259
Kill your friend,also trust me it is worth 100%
If magic is real?Look if you can look through it your own bro lol also it is fucking worth holy shit READ IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>16329259
Obviously magic isn't real. What kind of moron would believe in something so stupid?

>>16329625
if magic isnt real then how come my feels are real

>>16324337
It's the Japanese way of making text bold.

>>16325398
Get out of /jp/.

>>16329259

Umineko is litterally the best VN I've ever read. Your friend is an idiot.
Keep going though. It's more about the journey.

drunk gunk

>>16331235

Always put seacats and/or umineko in the OP, when will people learn?

I still can't get over how great of a story this is.
Does anyone know how long it took R07 to write it? I wonder how many hours a day he writes.
IIRC, he worked while making Higurashi but I wonder if writing is his full-time job now.

>>16329259
that's not the real truth. it's just one possibility within the catbox. there are other possibilities.

one of them is that the whole sayo thing is ryukishi's final gotcha to get the "goats" to stop thinking because "muh 'official' confirmation", despite various inconsistencies and the whole theory painting the entire family as a group of monumental retards, trapping the reader in a box of "using that theory as starting point to bend the evidence to match with it".

don't just read it with the whole sayo shit as a basis. try to solve the mystery yourself, and don't try to explain things through a "sayo". the story was supposed to be solvable from the first 4 stories.

it's a trick.

>>16324337
(You) had been eliminated from the game

>>16332590
>that's not the real truth.
People still believe this? Even after the manga shut down all the other possible theories?

Is Mima a witch?

>>16332183
Fuck off with your generals, redditor.

>>16332838
ryu said once that he won't just give out the truth. the mango in that case would be the very deception i said.

"look, my good goats. here's what really happens. you can now stop thinking and ignore the inconsistencies and plot holes. because this is the truth, believe me" which is no different from "a witch did it, the end", a way to shut down thinking.

there are two possibilities.
a) ryukishi is a third grade hack who can't make a good mystery, so he explains it with split personalities.
b) the split personality thing is deliberately a shoddy and unsatisfying explanation, and thrown in your face on purpose. a trap he's been setting from the beginning to trip up people and trap them in an error, and nearly everyone fell in ryukishi's trap, stopping thinking.

"how could it be possible that the author who repeatedly tried to trick us for the entire duration of the story would try to trick us again? this time he's definitely telling the truth!"

the moment you believe you know the whole truth is when you forever lose the sight of it.

>>16332905
I also believe there's still mysteries to be solved in Umineko. That Yasu could be a red herring, trying to throw us off the scent of what actually happened.
Most of that I put down to the fact that I just can't bear that Umineko ended, and all those happy days of speculation and waiting for the next Episode are over.
Why can't we go back to those days, anon? Why?

Hope you had a <merry christmas>, seacats. And let's hope the new year will give us the official next When They Cry.

>>16332859

Hello wizard Beato.

>>16333370

Christmas love from the aunts!

>>16333370
Oooof.
Which aunt would you
>fuck once
>cuddle up with at night
>drink gluhwein with all night
>go to a ski resort vacation with

>>16333497
I'd rather play this game with the uncles.

>>16333497

FUCK Eva nightly.

Get Natsuhi drunk and give her a dozen unwanted creampies and orgasms.

Cuddle with Rosa after raping her.

Ski lodge sex by the fire with Kyrie.

Eva can join in on any of those.

>>16333497
Ok. Aunts:
Fuck Eva (it would be a hate-fuck, I really don't like her, but I imagine a hate-fuck would be utter extacy)
Cuddle Natsuhi (she deserves cuddles, I'd massage her forehead and kiss it to get rid of the migraines)
Drink with Kyrie (I bet she'd be great company while drinking, probably play some mind games together and flirt)
Go skiing with Rosa (just her and me in a ski lodge? There'd be cuddling, drinking AND fucking involved)

>>16333782
Uncles:
Fuck Krauss (just to see how he likes getting raped at night)
Cuddle Gohda (he just seems like a lovely fellow, I want him to be the big spoon though)
Drink with Rudolf (much like Kyrie, he'd be great company and have a story or two to tell)
Go skiing with Rosa's estranged husband (and kill him in an impossible murder, with footprints in the snow tricks and everything, probably blame it on an Owl or something)
Then again, skiing with Nanjo seems like a lot of fun as well.

>>16333497
My hand. I'm sorry, I just don't have the energy for that sort of thing.

>>16333891
Is that you, Krauss?

The aim of the game is to figure out which thing you'd most like to do with each of the characters. But that list just seems like Krauss' daily (or rather, nightly) to-do list.
We all know he rapes Eva nightly. I bet he gets Natsuhi drunk in secret, slipping vodka ice-cubes in her drinks and such, which is why she constantly has headaches, Krauss keeps her permanently drunk so he can do what he wants with her. Krauss also seems like the type who would at least cuddle with Rosa after raping her, her being the youngest sister and all. I wouldn't put it past Krauss to fuck Kyrie when given the chance though.

>>16333908
You don't have the energy to cuddle up with a milf?

>>16333917

Eva deserves it.

>>16333925
No

>>16333938
Oh, I agree. In fact, I find that merely the nightly rapings of Krauss are not enough to subjugate the whore that is Eva.

I want her in the middle of the room, being raped and probed from all sides by old men. Krauss, Gohda, Nanjo, Genji, Rudolf, fuck it, Kinzo. Spitroasting her, while others watch on masturbating, spitting on her unsightly face and body as she cries out for Hideyoshi to save her, but he and George are tied up in the corner, forced to watch.

>>16333944
I pity you, anon. Nothing like a good cuddle with a big-breasted older woman. Oh yeah, tell your mum I said hi.

https://twitter.com/07th_official/status/814754501588439040

Is he saying what I think he's saying?
Is it actually happening?

>>16335673
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>16335673
WHAT IS HE SAYING

>>16332905
You're being a goat and Ryu is cross-baiting you with paranoia. Unless you've reasoned out a valid theory that contradicts all evidence, you can claim there's an alternate ending all you want but it won't do any good.
I shouldn't throw stones in a glass house of not reasoning out the story or inventing my own theories, but the main message of the story is to take your own meaning from your hardships and try your best to figure it out and not give up, so while you say there's another answer, it seems silly to state it without actively trying to make a new theory.
I'll think on it and see if I can think of any other twists.
I have difficulty with puzzles so any leads anyone has would be nice.
I would be delighted if R07 had another hidden riddle/foreshadowing underneath it all.

>>16333497
>>16333782
>fuck
Kyrie
>cuddle
Eva
>drink
Natsuhi
>ski
Natsuhi again
>>16333782
>fuck
not-Konogi
>cuddle
hideyoshi
>drunk
rudolph
>ski
Gohda
>nightly rape
Krauss (for karma)

>>16335688
>>16335711
>次回の「なく頃に」シリーズは、2017年始動予定です。
He'll start working on the next When They Cry game in 2017.

Fuck, I hoped he's done for.

>>16333893
When the Owls Cry WHEN

>>16333917
Are vodka ice-cubes real?

Can we atleast expect fast translation this time

>>16335776

>>16335776
Can we expect translations at all this time? I haven't heard anything about Trianthology and past Hotarubi's first chapter being translated.

>>16335877
Witch Hunt is dead

>>16335895
aren't they working with mangagamer to retranslate umineko?

>>16335745
Yes, you can make them. Not with your ordinary household freezer though. You need to set it to -27 Celcius (-17 Fahrenheit) for the vodka to freeze.
Enjoy your cocktails, anon!

Who seacatsbgm here

>>16335716
since you want a well reasoned out one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHMta4YbjSM

enjoy 8+ hours of reasoning. or reject it immediately like a goat.

tl;dr rosa culprit makes more sense than maid with split personality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptx1SP77Dcc

Happy New Year everyone
Is Rikafag around?

I guess not, well. This is for both of you, I was bored so I drew a little.
Enjoy the party.

>>16336593
That's very cute.

>>16336095
That theory is kind of outdated now, with all the additional reds in the manga. For instance, the explanations for the chain room in Episode 3 are all disproven

>>16335877
Maybe MangaGamer will do it, since they have both Umineko and Higurashi. It would make sense for them to license the next WTC as well

>>16335776
You got enough time to learn japanese before its released.

>>16336593
Thank you. Damn you're such a good artist.
I'm running out of things to say, other than it crushes my heart and I'll treasure look at it every night. And I'll drink to your health.

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>>16324342
the only correct answer

>>16337047
>yfw most people don't realize the true multi-layered meaning of the word love and go with the most goatish version of love = romance, missing all other types of love like family love, tragic love, hobbyist love, fanboy love, love for a country/group, self love etc.

It's funny how no one seems to really care that Ryuukishi just announced that there will be a third fucking WTC.

>「ひぐらし」「うみねこ」とはガラーッと変わった作品にするつもりです！
What did he mean by this?

>>16337472
WTC is pretty irrelevant now. I'm excited, but it seems most people lost interest after Umineko

>>16337472
Is it just that one manga you're talking about, or did he announce an actual game?

>>16335673
So is it actually legit this time? I have trust issues after the "Chiru anime confirmed!" thing that happened a couple of months ago

>>16337632
Completely unambiguously legit.
He says he's going to start working on it in 2017 and that he intends to make something completely different from Higurashi and Umineko.

>>16337652
>something completely different from Higurashi and Umineko.
I hope it's a battle harem like his new manga

>>16337496
I'm assuming he might do something other than the 8 resetting arcs connected by a meta since that's what is common between Higurashi and Umineko.

Though, he could also be referring to the tone and might do something other than a murder mystery this time around.

>>16337691
>[ひぐらしのなく頃に] [ROSE GUNS DAYS]の

It's like Umineko doesn't even exist

>>16337652
Does it specifically say that it's a game? He said at a panel a while ago that he hadn't decided on the format for the next WTC and that it could be an anime or a manga

>>16337898
He doesn't specify.

I just want my 4 Question Arcs and 4 Answer Arcs, and I want them to VNs and I want them to release every half year.
I mean, that's what I'm used to. I don't want a manga or an anime. I want a series of VNs with Ryu-chan's terrible but endearing art and a smashing OST by his friends zts and Dai and everyone.

>>16338043
That would be perfect.
Although hasn't zts not worked on an 07th game since Umineko?

>>16338124
He'll be back for a project like this, surely. If it is a series of 8 VNs.

Anyway, let's discuss what setting we'd like for the next WTC. Did he say it was going to be different? So no mysteries or deep hidden secrets?

>>16338312
A WTC without mysteries sure would be something.
I just hope he's not referring to the medium, like if it was released as a manga or something.

>>16338312
>Anyway, let's discuss what setting we'd like for the next WTC
I know it's like a meme these days but I am actually hoping for a When The Owls Cry. Or at least a snowy setting, a snow lodge somewhere high in the mountains.

Didn't Ryu-chan write an extra story for that one well-known Japanese snow lodge mystery VN recently? Maybe he got the idea to make a full WTC out of the setting. God, I hope so.

>>16338312
When The Chefs Cry
Set in a Japanese hotel where Gohda is head chef. It's all set before Umineko, before Gohda went to work on Rokkenjima.
It's all about Gohda's misadventures in the kitchen. He acts like a Gordon Ramsay figure and makes all the chefs cry by forcing them to cut onions all day. Slowly, chefs and hotel residents start to die horribly. The big twist is that Gohda was behind it all and got away with it before moving to Rokkenjima, thus tying it in with Umineko and revealing that Gohda was the true culprit of the Rokkenjima Massacre.

>>16338459
I would read all 8 episodes of this.

>>16338459
I love this idea. Set it in a secluded ski hotel or something so no police get involved.
We could get cameo's as well. Maybe one episode Detective Delicious turns up as a hotel guest and ends up investigating the case. He eventuallly confronts Gohda in the kitchen but as we all know Gohda can't lose in the kitchen and the guests are served a very "Delicious" soup that night, if you know what I mean.

>>16338687
I bet Akasaka could ruse Gohda. They'd have a fistfight all over the hotel, and backed into a corner, Gohda would slowly open the door behind him and reveal...the kitchen! We, as fans, know that Akasaka can't survive that

Am I the only one who finds Kinzo extremely sexy in this image?
If I could look like that at his age I'd be very blessed indeed.

>>16339264
He's dead, anon.

Is Hotarubi still updated and uploaded? Ryukishi was planning to release a new game but I thought Hotarubi isn't even finished yet

>>16339264

beato

>new WTC

Oh dear god

And you thought the meta between Higurashi and Unineko couldn't get more fucked

This is going to be a car crash

>>16339416
The meta world will be an online virtual reality room where the readers will discuss the story.

Is it likely that MangaGamer will release the new version of Umineku Chiru soon? I'm planning on doing my 3rd read of Umineko starting February, and I'd like to do the whole thing with the updated trans.

>>16339872
There's no information about Chiru so far.
MangaGamer announced their release of Umineko July 2015 and released the Question Arc July 2016.
They also announced the CROSS version of the fighting game October 1st.

I'd guess Chiru would come between 6-12 months from now.

The question is, what is going to be "completely different", and what does Ryukishi think makes a WTC game a WTC game? Is the looping necessary for a WTC game, or will he toss that out? Is it being a mystery necessary, or will it be a different genre? Is the four-and-four necessary (though I'm not sure how that'll work without looping), or will the story itself have a different structure?

>>16340829
>what is going to be "completely different"
Going by my more than ten years of experience with trashy japanese media, I can say with some degree of confidence that it means nothing at all.
He could say "completely different" and release something that in fact is extremely similar to his previous works.

>>16329635
Underrated.

>>16339593
10/10, would participate.

Lambdadelta is LITERALLY me

What did it mean when it said Beatrice can only be seen by love?

There's a new WTC and it's all YOUR FAULT

>>16344958
Does that mean that Lamdadelta is you?

<Happy new year seacats>

Incidentally, which Umineko do you think masturbates the most? I'd say it's probably George.

Wait, a new When They Cry? What are the chances of Bern or Lambda being back? They did sort of tease it at the end of Umineko

I've seen a couple of pics around here from the Umineko anime with what appear to be joke subs. Is the anime worth a re-watch with these joke subs, did they even sub the entire thing?

>>16351069
Pretty likely. I hope we finally get Lambda's backstory

>>16351069
They'll very likely play a role.
I just wonder if Okonogi will be back as a different person. Or maybe someone else from Higurashi or Umineko will turn up as a different character.
I'm hoping Delicious shows up in some form.

>>16324337
bad writing

>>16349323
maybe something like only those who know the true multi-dimensional depth of love (more than just shallow romance and promises of love struck kids. love has a multitude of meanings, from shallow ones like hormone-induced romance to deeper ones like unconditional family love or love for items, actions or places, to irrational ones like obsession) can see and understand the truth behind beatrice, her motives and why did she do what she did.

>>16351006
It's George.

>>16351152
I kind of want an odd character to pop up as a returning character. Somebody unexpected.

>>16352098
He's at it again, guys.

I feel like there's way too little discussion going on her now that we know we're getting a new WTC.
Which animal do you want to see cry? What setting would you love to see? If it's anything like previous WTCs, it'll be secluded.

Whatever happened to When They Cry IN SPACE? I haven't followed the news that much but wasn't Ryu gonna do a project set on a spaceship or something?

>>16354963
>Whatever happened to When They Cry IN SPACE?
Trianthology was released in August. It's unrelated to WTC though

>>16354963
>Whatever happened to When They Cry IN SPACE?
Trianthology

It is said that if you look into your bathroom mirror at midnight and say "Krauss" twelve times, Krauss will appear and rape you. Anyone care to try this out?

>>16355229
I would do anything just to feel the touch of another human being, I'll report back in the morning

When you're reading Umineko, you know how your mind voices the words you're reading?
Do you read Beatrice as Beatrice, or as BEATORICHEEEE?

>>16339416
>car crash
*hot mess

>>16339593
>>16344360
This is truly some meta shit. I'm happy Umineko brought all these anons together because of moments like this.

>>16339872
>third read though
That's some dedication

>>16340650
Why does it take so much time?

>>16344958
NICE

Were you christmas cake on the 25th then?

>>16351006
Joj
>>16351069
>What are the chances of Bern or Lambda being back
>>16339149
pic related

>>16351086
I don't know if they full on duwang subbed it, I've only see a few of these too.
I'd watch it if it exists. The bad animation would make it even funnier.

>>16352258
Tomita and Okamura. Or the baseball player who wants to fuck maid cheesecake coming back would be pretty out of left field and some might not pick up on it at first.

>>16352098
How do you make this kind of thing?

>>16355283
Godspeed, Anon.

>>16355697
Beatrice, (unless it's Kinzo) but I read too fast for my brain to think up voices most of the time.
I guess I should try to savor it more.

>>16355808

Any updates on that fighting game that was announced?

>>16356061
Thanks pal!

>>16351086
>>16355787
They're DameDame! subs.

>>16356828
thanks you're a based Anon.

Sort of going back to the movie thing, would a story like Umineko work in the west? Are there any successful time-loop book series here?
I completely love Ryu-chan's storytelling. The looping effect he uses in both Higurashi and Umineko really compels me because they're great literary tricks one could use to flesh out characters, see them in different scenarios etc.
What I'm saying is, I've often thought of writing a story similar to Higurashi/Umineko. Isolated setting, mysteries going on, and at the climax, the story reverts back to the start. Now I won't claim I'll ever write this, but I'm just curious if there's even a market for something like that in the west.
What demographic would it even go for? Young-adult fiction?

>>16360674
>Are there any successful time-loop book series here?
Edge of Tomorrow was pretty successful if movies count

>>16355229
>>16355283
>>16355815
It was terrible, I don't want to talk about it.
I was surprised that he wanted to cuddle afterwards though, that made me feel warm and loved.

Is Yasu the strongest Tulpamancer that has ever existed (or not existed, who knows)

>>16335776
Fansubbing is dead thanks to Daiz.

>>16329259
I went into the story already knowing the ending/plotpoints and I still really enjoyed it.

>>16355697
Beato

>>16360674
The premise of Umineko alone is interesting enough that I could see people being interested if they advertise it right. It'd have to be a TV series rather than a movie and a lot of things would need to be cut for it to actually do well here though.

Also, Groundhog Day is one of the more well known time-loop films. I'm surprised that more film-writers haven't made something similar considering how well that movie was received and how much can be done with a story involving time-loops.

>>16335716
b-black b-batora is a good theory, it only lacks a few clues on his backstory because we know almost nothing about prime Battler and his 6 years out of the family are completely vague.

>>16362074
The detective isn't allowed to be the culprit. It's also stated in red several times that it isn't him

>>16362094
There's another Battler (The baby), so its not like the red matters, and while he may not be the culprit in the first four arcs, you have to remember the first two are Yasu's fiction where she's the culprit, while the other 2 is just Tohya trying to remember.
Battler straight up stops being the detective on Chiru though, and i'm talking about Battler being the detective on the original Kakera.

>>16362107
I meant, Battler being the culprit on the original kakera. Goddamit brain.

>>16362107
>>16362108
The manga confirms that Rudolf and Kyrie were the culprits in the original

>>16362157
And the whole reply chain is about the manga just being another ryu07 deception.

>>16362171
I though the red from the manga still counted though? And that only the parts with Yasu was a supposed deception because none of it is red?

>>16362186
If you're talking about your page, it really doesnt affect the B.Battler theory. His family might have been an accomplice.

>>16362074
One of the things that most stuck to me is the fact that even Lion's kakera isnt spared of the tragedy.
I know there's all the karma bullshit, but supposedly, there should have been no sibiling fight for the gold or big revelation about it, just the contract for money at best, and no fight should have sparked that would end up in the family killing on another, i'm sure Kyrie and Rudolf would be fine with just getting the money, and they themselves mentioned they only shot because it ended up being convenient.

I mean, in Lion's kakera, I think they dont even know the bomb exists to get rid of all the evidence. And conveniently, Battler is the only one who doesnt appear in the whole Episode. And yet, the tragedy still happens.

We're shown in the "truth" that it was just something that ended up being convenient to them, not planned. But in Lion's kakera it has to be planned, it makes no sense for them to just end up killing one another.

>looking at the manga's reads
>Ushiromiya Ange definitely dies in 1998
Did she really die or did meta BATTLER manage to create a miracle?
Or are they saying "Ange" died?

>>16362204
Bern explains to Lion why it still happened

>>16362241
It's because she changed her name to Yukari Kotobuki

>>16362249
Ah, just like I thought. Just was a bit unsure.

>>16362245
This is still weird as fuck though, technically, Battler shouldnt become Tohya in this kakera then.

>>16362254
>>16362245
The number of people should also fuck up the chance/idea of Kyrie and Rudolf, as Kinzo would also be in the basement with all the gold shit.

>>16362261
>Kinzo would also be in the basement
Not necessarily. He could have gone back to his study after giving them the riddle, or something like that

>>16362074
the entire point of forgery no. XXX was that theory being retarded

>>16352258
It'd be interesting to have Kasai come back as an old and retired, but no less badass character.

>>16360674
>tfw you're a screenwriter and instead of actually being productive you've just been thinking of ways you could copy Umineko and make it into a tv show for a western audience
Getting pretty close, I think.

Lewd Erika

>>16367251
Misuse the quote function one more time and you <>>>/d/ie+the+death>

Wait a minute
Jessica sang "Tsurupettan" in 1986, but Immaterial and Missing Power was not released until 2004!
Something doesn't add up... I think that Jessica is the culprit!

>>16368214
Why are there no Krauss lewds?
Could we all chip in and commission some art?

>>16369404
We can always write lewd stories about Krauss.
That's still allowed, right?

>>16369385
Truly the best Umineko scene.

What do you expect from the new Naku Koro Ni? Will it live up to the franchise's name, or will it be an abomination like Higanbana and Rose Guns Days?

>>16370005
I don't know. R07 knows.

>>16370005
I would love to have optimism, I've read every single piece of R07 that I could and I'd love to meet him one day and have a chat with him, but with the way fansubbing is going right now, I'm a bit scared really. At this point after RGD got translated, as far as I know witch-hunt is dead, so that doesn't bode well for 2017 fansubbing, especially when it comes to r07's works, since we all know he likes to use his own, ahem, avant-garde art style, which doesn't draw many people in. Sure you might have a glimmer of hope in mangagamer, but until the new WTC proves to be popular I wouldn't count on them.

So all in all? Doom and gloom.

>>16370083
>witch-hunt is dead
They aren't dead, they're just busy working on the Umineko re-translation with MangaGamer

>>16370170
Oh okay. Good to hear. My hope is still alive a little bit

>>16370083
>>16370170
>>16370186
Yeah, I wouldn't count them out yet. They're still together as a group and dedicated to Ryu-chan. I'm sure that if they have the means, they will endeavour to translate the next WTC.

Anyone have that photo of Ryu-chan with those members of Witch Hunt? It was adorably dorky.

It would be kind of cool if the new WTC is released at this years summer Comiket, since August 2017 is both Umineko's 10th anniversary and Higurashi's 15th anniversary

>>16371273
That would be cutting it really close.
I would prefer if he gives it some time even though he's a fast worker.

>>16369404
Does this count?

Does she have the Palsy?

>>16368214
Where can I find the full image?

>>16369385
>Tsurupettan starts playing

>>16374128
PETTAN~ PETTAN~ TSURUPETTAN

>>16374128
kuso post

>>16362157
The diary is truth, not the images themselves.

>>16355229
The origins of this rumor comes from when Eva was hiding in the bathroom, saying ''please don't let Krauss find me, please don't Krauss find me'' without realizing that Krauss was already in the bathroom, right next to her, in the darkness, the whole time.

>>16374128
I can see why people went to see her sing.

This makes me depressed

>>16374882
You can't always get what you want

This gives me hope for live and as the reason why you should live.

>>16374878
meant for >>16374259

>>16374863
Why would they show unrelated images? But anyway, Ange says on the previous page that she has "heard this somewhere before" and Bern says "I told you countless times that there was no Game Master". What else could it be except for Episode 7's Tea Party?

>>16374978
>Jessica flaunting her own endowments while singing about flat chests.

>>16369385
How does K1 know what Card Captor Sakura is in the year 1983? I think something is afoot!

>>16374970
Ange's interactions with Beatrice, Erika, and Eva in Episode 8 were all really great.

>>16374069
Damn it anon, I just masturbated.

>>16378532
Well do it again

>>16374872
I love the image of Krauss standing behind the shower curtains in the dark, waiting for Eva to have said his name twelve times before pushing away the shower curtains with force and showing her his Krauss Cock, grinning at her menacingly.

To think that the entire tragedy could have been avoided if Gohda just slipped some aphrodisiacs into the food. Everyone would just have sex all night, not caring about Beatrice or the epitaph. In fact, I bet they'd all just have sex in the hall, against the epitaph and against the portrait, so hard until they just break or fall off the wall, but still the Ushiromiyas would fuck.

>>16378571
Actually, I think seeing everyone suddenly fucking would just spur Yasu into blowing everything up in an impotent rage.

>>16378585
Yasu's still got an asshole, right?
Bitch wouldn't even make it out of the mansion.

>>16378571
This reminds me of this fanfic, which is basically the same scenario.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5386020/1/The-Ushiromiya-Rape-Fest

MYSTERY TIME

Just a short one this time, this one shouldn't take too long I think.

Jessica is missing. After an intense search of the mansion, the family come across one of the bathrooms. The shower is running, but the door is unlocked.
Natsuhi and Krauss say that this is the bathroom Jessica usually uses to take a shower in the morning.
Battler tries to open the door, but something is blocking the way. After pushing harder, he finally opens the door and finds Jessica, naked, slumped against the door. She has a gun in her right hand and a fatal wound through her head.
All signs point to suicide. How could she have been murdered if it wasn't suicide? There was nobody in the bathroom apart from Jessica. Her dead body was blocking the door, so how would a killer position her there and still be able to leave the bathroom?
As everyone decides Jessica must have tragically taken her own life, Battler muses. Eventually he says Dame da.....ZEN ZEN DAME DA, that this can't have possibly been a suicide.
For one, why would Jessica keep the shower running if she went into the bathroom to kill herself? Why would she strip naked, knowing that her family would be the first to find her after killing herself? And one more thing, there was no towel in the bathroom when they found the body.
Krauss and Natsuhi confirm that Jessica keeps her towels in her own room, and always takes one from a stack before going to the bathroom, yet there was not a single towel present at the scene.

/RED/ Jessica was murdered.

How was it done?

>>16378800
The fatal wound through her head isn't the fatal wound that killed her?

I am kind of worried about R07 honestly, it seems like he is doing too many things at once, he's doing that Hotarubi manga and that Harem manga which I'm not sure how far he's already finished with. I guess he's not doing the art for those VNs, though. Hope he doesn't burn himself out or something.

>>16378807
/RED/ Jessica was killed by the gun in her hand. However, she didn't shoot herself. Someone else shot Jessica in the head with that gun and killed her.

But how did they escape the room locked by Jessica's body?

>>16378820
It does seem like a lot, which is why I interpret his tweet about the next WTC as him starting work on it in 2017. I really can't see him publishing it this year, especially if it's a VN like Higurashi/Umineko.

>>16378844
Say it in red, "There was no one but Jessica in the bathroom at the time of her body's discovery".

>>16378879
Gladly, anon.

/RED/ There was no one but Jessica in the bathroom at the time of her body's discovery.

Technically speaking, Battler was inside the bathroom when they discovered Jessica, but that doesn't count because:

/RED/ Battler is the detective.
/RED/ Before the family arrived at the bathroom and opened the door, Jessica was all alone in the bathroom, dead, slumped against the bathroom door, which was unlocked.

How do you figure that? A locked room based entirely on a dead body blocking the door? The door doesn't even need to be locked for this locked room to occur!

Just dropping by to say that Umineko is so unbeliavable bad, especially the later parts and it's so long it's not even worth a read, and you all have some serious shit taste.

>>16378915
/BLUE/ Jessica's death wasn't instant, she moved to the door in an attemt to flee the room but died after reaching the door. By doing this, the killer had no need to be in the room during Jessica's death, creating an illusion of a closed room.

>>16378945
Good thinking, anon. However!

/RED/ Jessica's death was instant. She was shot in the head by the culprit and died immediately.
/RED/ The killer escaped the room after murdering Jessica.
/RED/ No windows exist in the bathroom, the only way in and out of the bathroom is the door, which Jessica was lying against!

Get those grey cells working, anon. I know you can do it. Remember Battler's reasoning.

>>16378967
/BLUE/ By using the towel as a rope around Jessica's wrist, the killer could've dragged her closer to the door from the outside before closing the door!

>>16378998
Hahaha, <VERY GOOD>.
You've basically gotten it. The towel was the key to this locked-room mystery.
The killer (let's say it's Kanon, but it's really not important for this mystery) knew Jessica's patterns. He awaited her in the bathroom she uses to shower in the morning. He shoots her once she strips herself, places the gun in her hand and slumps her against the door while it's still ajar. He placed the towel Jessica brought underneath her firm buttocks and got out of the bathroom. He then pulled slowly on the towel, dragging Jessica against the door, closing it and leaving her slumped against it, dead. He then took the towel and destroyed the evidence.

<CONGRATULATIONS>
Hope you enjoyed playing.
This is sort of what these mysteries are meant to be like. I don't like to drag them through three threads. Just a couple of posts should be enough to solve the mystery. Seems either I'm getting better at them, or you are.

>>16328894
Number 1: That's magic.

>>16379038
Fuck. I was the guy who first responded and I thought it might've been something like that even before I posted but then held myself back because I thought it would've been too simple. I was also the first one to respond to the Christmas mystery too but I wasn't around for the solution.

>>16379218
I thought I'd make it a bit simpler this time around, putting a lot of emphasis on the missing towel in my opening post. The Christmas mystery dragged way too long (was meant as a Christmas treat, ended up taking over the threads for three or four days), so I thought I'd simplify things. You do mean the Christmas mystery with Kinzo in his room, not the random Christmas mystery with Battler and the footprints in the snow I did a couple months back?

Also, that's interesting to hear. I always assume I'm dealing with one player when I make these mysteries. I'm glad there's at least two people in these threads who actively partake in them.

Also, if any of you ever want to put up a mystery, feel free. I'd love to experience being on the opposite side of a mystery, having to solve it.

Without blogging about your personal family situation, let me ask you this. Would you have killed in the Gold Room? Provided you knew about the bomb mechanism, would you kill everyone, destroy the evidence and escape with all the money.
With that amount of money you could easily take on a new identity and live the life of your dreams. The authorities would assume you'd died in the explosion. Well then, would you?

>>16379313
No. My only family is my mother, who's close to dying anyway. Don't wanna take that away from her.

>>16379313
No need, with that much money we could split it between us and still live comfortably. The Ushiromiya's could have too, there was no reason for them to fight over it.

>>16379313
No, I would have split it between me and my siblings. It's more money than I'll ever need

>>16379325
>>16379392
>>16379411
You're all fools! Who cares about mothers? Who cares about siblings? Who cares about family?!
You could get rid of all of them forever! They would never bother you again! You could live the life of a billionaire without anyone questioning you, no one to judge your actions! You would truly become a King!
You people are WASTED on this chance!

>>16379411
>>16379392
>>16379325
It's a game of trust. Sure, you didn't pull the trigger but can you trust your siblings not to do the same.

>>16379593
I trust them to not be retarded. Nobody NEEDS all 10 tons to themselves.

>>16379593
>>16379613
Greed takes over, anon. And petty family disputes can suddenly turn into motive for murder. If you know you can get away with it, and so can your family, who can you trust? One bullet is one ton of gold more. The whole point of Umineko was this horrible moment in the Gold Room where human greed took over and made the tragedy happen.

>>16379643
The whole point of umineko was girls with skinny thighs

>>16379674
The whole point of WTC is boxing gloves.

>>16379678
Float like a cicada
Sting like a seagull

>>16379674
With lust it cannot be seen.

>>16379685
Hoot like an owl.

>>16379685
>>16379694
Seriously, what will the next animal be?
What else cries? Wolves? Deer? Foxes?
How about it being centered around a small farming village? When The Cows Moo.

I think umineko is very deep and sophisticated.

Note how I have a few layers of sarcasm here, where I said Umineko is very deep and sophisticated, I had an Erika image with boxer shorts on her head to go along with it, indicating that I'm in fact being sarcastic. However a sharp reader will notice that I am in fact serious and I think this VN is a step above other VNs.

However if you think about this spoiler that you've just read, you'll start to wonder whether I am actually serious about Umineko being sophisticated and ONLY THEN do you find out that you're finally playing the game that I concocted. Was I being serious or was I not being serious? Your choice.

>>16379717
I believe your words are true to your heart, anon.

>>16379710
frogs could work

>>16379734
Swamp setting? I could dig it.

>>16379734
>>16379739
What about a village/farming setting with moles crying?
I could dig it
I'm so sorry.

>>16379739
Group of "friends" going out camping.

TV show like bear grylls filming an episode in the swamp

Deforestation guys clearing a swamp

pick your team

>>16379674
But which girl has the best skinny thighs?

>>16379688
Without lust tits cannot be seen.

I'd go for for the Magpie. Doesn't sound too far off the Cicadas to be honest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXoTUS5I_ks

>>16379763
If she's stuffing her bra for the wedding, I don't see why I have to get the wedding ring thrust on my average-size penis. She's cheating.

>>16379782
>stuffing her bra
Her boobs are half hanging out of the dress, and she even has cleavage showing. Pads wouldn't do that. It's more likely that she's duct taped her breasts under the swimsuit.

>>16379808
Mascara would show cleavage if done good. Why would Erika tape her breasts under the swimsuit? Face it, she's flat.

>>16379833
Shes canon busty
BUSTY

Stop the lies
Even in the original sprites she's busty, just that her hair covers up her bust

>>16379833
She did it to smuggle duct tape onto the island.
Plus you can actually see some boobflesh peeking out over the top of the dress.

>>16379849
I love that shot.

>>16379865
Reminds me of this

>>16379893
I want to bounce Erika's tits till they spill out of her dress.

Which witch would you titfuck?
Only one witch allowed.

>>16379945
If Erika is really as busty as in the pics above, definitely Erika. Otherwise, Beato.

>>16379945
Titjobs or for manchildren
Blowjob or nothing.

>>16379945
If I choose Beato, could I get a double titfuck from the twins?

>>16374104
kana~ kana!~

>>16379945
I'd titfuck a busty Lambda until I'm dry.

>>16379958
Which furniture would you get a blowjob from?

>>16379945
Beatrice

>>16380090
Erika

>>16379945
Ange

>>16379945

>>16379950
>>16379970
>>16380095
All this love for beatits

>>16375011
>Why would they show unrelated images?
Red herring.

>>16380090
>Implying Virgilia or Gaap isn't best furniture.

>>16379983
blasphemy
it's bernkastel with the knockers

>>16381918
Depends on the version really. Sometimes Lambda's bigger, sometimes Bern is. But Lambda's at least never flat, unlike Bern.

Did they deserve this?

>>16382333
No

>>16379945
Maria.

>>16381918
Isn't Bern almost flat?

>>16382664
With or without boobs?

>>16382698
What do you think?

>>16382768
Well, tittyfucking big boobs would certainly feel better, but watching the futility of a flat chested tittyfuck would have its own appeal. In the end it depends on whether you like oppai loli or not.

>>16382822
Does anyone have that image of Maria being discouraged that everyone has large breast and that makes her unique in the cast?

>>16383001
This one?

>>16383016
That's the one.

>>16383016
>>16383036
Flat chests really are rare in Umineko aren't they? There's only 3 or so out of the Dozens of females in the series, and even then it's because they're children.

>>16383108
Other than Ange, who's loli form doesn't exist, and Lion, who's a catbox, Maria is arguably the only true flat chested in the series.

Therefore, I'll have my Maria flat chested.

>>16383154
Dlanor, Bern, and Erika could potentially be flat depending on the artist, but most people seem to agree that they should at least have something.

>>16383180
Dlanor doesn't exist. Neither does Bernkastel.
Erika's dead.

Speaking of oppai loli, in the previous thread some anon explained that the reason Satoko and Takano started developing breasts so early was because of a physiological reaction to losing their father figures at a young age. But if that's true, why didn't Maria also have that reaction?

>>16383295
Maria is developing breasts in the original sprite.

>>16383302
Oh that's right, I forgot about that. Man, that's some attention to detail.

>>16383302
Loli Ange's original sprite has breasts as well though, despite being only 6. I think that's just how Ryukishi draws lolis, I doubt it has any deeper meaning

>>16383295
Is that why ange turned out so stacked? Come to think of it, it seems like every little girl in wtc has lost their father. The only possible exception I can think of is Akasaka's daughter.

>>16383374
Rika was flat

>>16383374
That's because of good genetics on her mother.

>>16383390
Is Rika the flattest girl Ryukishi has ever made?

>>16383486
What about that chinese loli in RGD?

>>16383295
i don't think anyone should take it more seriously than "ryu07 just likes big oppais"

>>16383302
What could have been...

>>16383302
What could have been...

>>16383779
Mama would be so proud!

>>16383786
I wonder how it would have affected her bullying in class.

>>16383800

>>16383800
The other kids would bully her for being so different, but once she reaches middle school she'll suddenly become popular amongst the boys.

>>16333497
Fuck Rosa
Cuddle with Natsuhi
Drink with Kyrie
Kill Eva

>>16333782
Fuck Rudolf
Drink with Hideyoshi
Ski resort vacation with Krauss

>>16383786
So would Battler.

>>16383888
OH HO HO HOHO

>>16383918
Aren't promises great?

>>16383779
...12 years old?

>>16382667

>>16384816
Just how fat are those cat tats?

>>16384381
You asked for it.
I figure Rosa was finally forced to give up on buying Maria new custom bras.

>>16384988
loli >*

>>16385414
oppai loli

>>16385436
loli > satoko > oppai loli < Rika

>>16385619
But Satoko = oppai loli

>>16385619
Loli with small boobs > flat loli > busty loli

>>16384988
by 18 her titflesh envelops the known universe

>>16387404
>A universe of breasts

>>16387404
By age 20 her tits have obtained voyager status and traverse multiple universes.

How do you read the VNs? I always find it hard to get comfy. I usually end up with my keyboard on my lap, tapping the space bar when needed. I want to re-read them, but I keep remembering how hard it was to just lie back and read in a comfortable position.

>>16387798
>>16393792
Shit, did we really just go 24 hours without a single post? Is it because there are like three semi-Umineko related threads up? Next thread should really have Umineko/Seacats in the topic

>>16393983
I didn't even know about this thread until a day ago.

>>16393983
>>16394026
It really is important to put that stuff in the OP. I wasn't aware of this thread for two days after it was posted. Next time I say we jump ship and make a new thread with Umineko/Seacats in the title.

>>16394058
Also be sure to post the same "New Thread" link in all the current threads so that they don't keep making multiple ones.

>>16394058
>>16394084
Agreed. Hope people won't fuck up with the next thread.



That said, which witch's lap would you most like to use as a pillow?

>>16394213
Erika's. Imagine having her read you a mystery while you rest your head on her thighs.

>>16394265
Hmmm...maybe she could clean my ears while she's at it

>>16394283
Dammit, why does relaxing with an intellectual rapist seem so appealing?

>>16394283
Sensual as that sounds, I wouldn't trust Erika with a q-tip near my defenseless ears.
I guess that's party of the allure though

>>16394340
Erika would probably be rough just to mess with you. Bern on the other hand would puncture your eardrums just for fun.

>>16394213
I'll go with the one nobody ever picks

>>16394349
>Erika would probably be rough just to mess with you.
I could stand that. I'd even like it. Wonder what she'd do once she found out that her messing with my ear caused a boner. Would she continue reading the mystery while cleaning my ear or would she slowly put the book down, bend down to look me in the eyes and whisper something naughty in my ear?

>>16394355
I never understood her appeal myself, but to each their own I suppose.
For me, Erika seems like the best choice, if she behaves. Same goes for Eva-Beatrice. Though Ange would be great as well.

>>16394363
She'd remove the q-tip and start poking the tip of your hard-on through your pants with it as she whispers obscenities into your now vacant ear.
>>16394370
Ange's got the body for it to be sure, but a lap pillow with her seems like it would be pretty awkward.

>>16394370
Honestly, I picked her out of pity because she literally never gets chosen.

>>16394265
> Erika with thigh highs
I'm not sure if that's better or worse than her usual tights.

>>16394409
>Ange's got the body for it to be sure, but a lap pillow with her seems like it would be pretty awkward.
How so? Because her breasts would basically be resting on your face? Or because of her horrible personality?

>She'd remove the q-tip and start poking the tip of your hard-on through your pants with it as she whispers obscenities into your now vacant ear.
Boner achieved.

>>16394455
>How so? Because her breasts would basically be resting on your face? Or because of her horrible personality?
A bit of both really. She'd probably stay totally silent throughout the whole thing, and you wouldn't be able to tell what kind of expression she's making with her breasts in the way.

>>16394434
I think this is the best attire for a lap pillow.

>>16394490
If she was wearing that, I'd be going for a crotch pillow definitely. Listening to the sound of her telling me mystery stories with one ear, listening to the sounds of her vagina with the other.
What if she gets to a really interesting bit of the mystery story and you feel your other ear getting wet?

>>16394478
But if you can't see her face, then she can't see yours either. That means you can secretly turn and look up her miniskirt without her realizing. And as we all know, Ange has a habit of going commando.

>>16394478
Ange's body is desirable enough, but her personality does leave a lot to be desired. Ange is for bullying and then making love to afterwards.
Erika is for lap pillows.
Lambda is for eating sweets with.
Bern is for drinking tea with while discussing mysteries.
Beato is for hardcore titfucking.
Virgilia is for completely non-sexual bedtime storytelling.
Maria is for head-patting.
Ronove is for jerking off together.

>>16394576
>Ronove is for jerking off together.
It's not gay if it's Johnny Depp.

Also, what's Eva-Beatrice for then?

>>16394524
That's when you challenge her to a match to see who can solve the mystery first. Winner gets to order the loser around.

>>16394576
Ange is for breast pillows

Imagine Erika walking around in her panties like that, wiggling her hips side to side with a smug look on her face.

>>16394576
>Lambda is for eating sweets with.

>>16394587
Mystery Anon here. Why can't Erika be real? I'd love to entertain her with one of my mysteries. I bet we'd have great chemistry. She'd scold me if the mystery was either too easy or too hard.

>>16394646
She'd probably realize the answer to the mystery early on but intentionally keep coming up with alternate theories that somehow still work.

>>16394659
That does sounds like her. To be honest, I doubt I'd be able to write a mystery that that intellectual rapist couldn't solve in five minutes. I like the idea of her playing along with alternate theories though. Heated arguments, furniture thrown around the house and then, passionate sex while she screams out alternative theories. Perfect girlfriend material.

>>16394684
What sex position would suit Erika the most?
For that matter, what positions suit the other witches?

>>16394751
My own personal fantasies aside, going by character, Erika is a top. She'd ride you like a fucking bull.
Erika would be cowgirl position. She wants to ride you and fucking look you in the eyes while she's doing it.
Ange is for missionary. She'd try to avoid your gaze but your eyes would inevitably meet and she'd look away instantly, blushing.
Eva-Beatrice would be reverse-cowgirl. She wants to ride you, but doesn't give a shit about you and doesn't want to look at you. To her, you're just a cock attached to a male body, so she'd face away. But hey, at least you get to watch that sweet ass.
Beato is for nothing but titfucking.
I think Bernkastel would be doggy style. She wouldn't want to look at you. That said, she'd be an unemotional being throughout anyway. Still, I bet you'd enjoy it.
Lamba'd difficult. She's quite playful and up for anything, I think. Do what you want with her basically.

I don't like to sexualize Virgilia and Maria.

All this talk of witches' laps and sexual positions. How gay can you get? What real men want is a summer holiday with the guys!
If you had to plan a summer trip with Kinzo, Nanjo and Genji, where would you go, what would you do?

>>16394889
All excellent choices
I'd say Lambda would be good for 69. She probably tastes sweet, and would suck your dick like a lolipop.

>>16394932
When looking at Nanjo there in that pic, it makes it hard to realize he's the one behind all the murders.

>>16394932
Work together to fake Kinzo's death then go for a cruise in the Bahamas while the family scrambles with the inheritance issue, only to come back a week later and reveal that it was a ruse while laughing at their incompetence.

>>16393792
you can hold a mouse and click. or if you have a gamepad, you can use joy2key to set space under one of its buttons and click it.

>>16394940
I was actually going to post 69 for Lambda. The position just never appealed to me so I omitted it. I agree though, the whole candy thing works with the 69 position.

>>16394952
My man. That's exactly what I'd do. Leave the family on the island and have a fun two weeks in the Seychelles with Kinzo, Genji and Nanjo. Drinking beers and cocktails, chilling on the beach. Those three are definitely the best guys to hang out with. I'd like to have Gohda there as well for company and culinary skills.

>>16394601
I want to fall asleep on those things.
>>16394619
Meant for >>16394490
>>16394644
What is that in her right hand?

>>16395028
I imagine it's beef jerky?
We all know Lambda loves a big stick of dry meat in her mouth.

>>16394587
>>16394646
In the unlikely event that you could best Erika in a battle of wits, what kind of punishment game would you give her?

>>16395028
Taffy maybe?
>>16395051
I want Lambda to sensually lick frosting off my dick

>>16395068
As you said, it's highly unlikely. However!
I'd most likely mentally torture her, much like she did with Battler in his logic error. I'd keep her sex-starved, locked in a room, until she could solve the mystery. The make-up sex afterwards would be amazing.

In all honesty though, if she couldn't solve my mystery, she'd be so furious. I'd probably force her to wear a Rika outfit until she solved it. And I'd make her say "Nii-paaaah", and she'd blush really hard and pretend she's not bothered.

>>16395112
>And I'd make her say "Nii-paaaah"
Reminds me of a series of Umineko D&D videos I saw several years ago, in which Erika gets forced to go a long period of time ending all her sentences with kero.

Beato?

>>16395166
Beato

>>16395190
Sorry, just checking to see I wasn't banned. One of my posts seems to have disappeared and I have no idea why.

Anyway, on the subject of Beato, have some Beato.

>>16395226
I understand. "Beato" is my go-to ban check.
Which Beato is best Beato?

>>16395250
Ha, I wondered about those random "Beato" posts. Always thought they were bumps.

And to answer your question, which Beato's are you talking about? I like to keep Yasu and Beato seperated. So my favourite Beato is smug Beato.

Old man love is purest love.

>>16394355
>the one nobody ever picks
there's a reason for that anon

>>16395281
I meant things like Bice, Kuwadorian Beatrice, Original Beato, Human outfit Beato, Comatose Beato, Chick Beato, Beato the Elder, etc.

I wanna get drunk with Ange!

>>16395301
I get a feeling Ange's brocon tendencies would get out of hand when she's drunk.

>>16395148
It's a fangame, anon.
https://vndb.org/v5055

>>16395324
Huh, cool.

>>16395296
I mean, she's an interesting character, and she's plenty attractive, but something about her just seems unappealing.

>>16395318
>your lusty little sister will never squeeze your arm between her massive tits.

>>16395378
the unappealing part is that she's a bitch