/jp/ - Otaku Culture

"For god sake, just fix your hat, dumbass"

"Should I poison her Alzheimer's medicine?"

What does Eirin even usually think of? I would imagine after thousands of years of medicinal knowledge you don't even have to think about a patient's problems and know the solution right away. She's probably already sexualized Reisen hundreds of times in her head and got bored of that, so what can she pass time thinking of?

>>16356939

Thinking of ways to kill L*narians

>>16356858
those cosmetics I gave Yukari worked a real treat, it took years off her

"Shit, I think I left the oven on back on the moon."

>>16356858
Being fucked in ass

>>16356858
something along the lines "does this blonde slut ever shut up?"

>>16356858
"I wonder what my boys from Brazil are up to..."

"What IS the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, anyway?"

>>16358012

African or European?

>>16358049
What? I... I don't know that!

>>16356858
"I wonder if Yukari spits or swallows? Only one way to find out..."

She's thinking about how much a trip to Mexico would cost her if she booked a ticket 6 months early!

>>16356858
Probably figuring how to lead a galaxy-spanning crusade to reign over the stars and rule a cosmic Eirintopia.

>>16356927
>>16357321
>>16358114
>Yukari
That's clearly Maribel before she fell back in time and grew up into Yukari

Eirin is probably driving herself crazy trying to figure out whether this is one of Yukari's schemes and what she hopes to accomplish by it.

"My feet hurt"
"This bitch is to loud"
"I wish I was at my room raping Reisen"

"Last time that hobo from the forest came over she and the Princess stayed in her room fighting and yelling each others name for hours. I hope the Princess is ok"

"I bet I could get Tewi to hold Reisen down while a I try this new futa pill"

"tfw too smart for Gensokyo"

Eirin has THREE (3) threads!

>>16356858
"Good thing the moon princesses exist, otherwise I would be the worst 2hu."

>>16356858
"Where the fuck am I?"

>>16356858
"When the Earth inevitably explodes will I just float around in space or should I move to another planet before that?"

"Turn up for what, exactly?"

"This thread is dying and no one has posted a single picture yet"

>>16360324
Actually Eirin is the reason Kaguya is not the worst 2hu ever made.

>>16356858
"I could be fucking my self aware sex doll"

>>16368215
>"This thread is dying and no one has posted a single picture yet"
That's because OP is shitposting /jp/ memes in a /pol/ thread.
>>>/pol/105840803
>>>/pol/105841115

>>16370698
What does this mean.

>>16370717
It means we have, on this board, secondaries who will willfully bump threads that have pic related in the OP
>Momiji Inubashiri August 17, 2007 - January 5, 2017
>Killed by a Canadian prostitute

We must purge the crossies and ban all politics to contain this plague

>>16370736
Close-up of the corpse

>>16370736
>>16370745
She was a shit 2hu anyway. Let /pol/ have her.

>>16356858
Also why does OP want /pol/ to raid /jp/?
>>>/pol/105848151

>>16370762
>Also why does OP want /pol/ to raid /jp/?
To Colonize?

>>16370773
Well I have sounded the alarm, meido had better not be sleepy sleep sleep.

I DON'T want touhou to become the next doge

>>16370751
You're assuming that the normals are going to stop at Momiji. They've already made moves to steal Mokou

>>16370556
What are they planning?

>>16374436
Medicine's trying to be a good girl who's fixing her teacher's ribbon in her braids.

>>16380746
Eirin is a Pharmacist Not a Doctor

>>16356858
"I'm glad our boobs are normal sized"

>>16384802
implying she couldn't easily do surgery

>>16384802
She is both.

'I wish someone would sniff my ass'

>>16389216
Said no woman ever
;_;

>>16389216
I wish Eirin had a planet sized ass.

Why is everyone posting about Eirin raping Reisen
The good doctor couldn't fathom such a depraved act

>>16390916
Yeah! It's consensual.

"I wonder how much they'll last to find her body"

>>16356858
"I wonder what this cunt and her only friend are going to steal from me in 1000 years"

>>16356858
"Why does Yukari get multiple outfits when I have to wear this shitty red-blue dress every single goddamn day?"

>>16356858
Something Something Princess Lunarian

>>16356858
"The pleasure of being cummed inside"

>>16356858
God I hope she doesn't notice we are lost.

"Tewi you lil' shit. I swear to the lunarian god if you tell anyone about me babysitting this blonde slut I'll tear your ears off and place them in the base of your anus"

>>16403348
That's cute. I want to see Eirin taking care of Lolikari.

>>16356858
God the human race is inferior. They haven't even begun exploring the moon let alone mars.
>Tfw we won the lunar war.
Lunarian master race you Savages

>>16356858
Kneel before the lunarians.

>>16356858
"Yeah yeah, keep acting cute, isn't like I can't smell your farts over here"

>>16356858
So is Yukari a Human now?

>>16416414
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lafcadio_Hearn

>Tl;dr
>Yukari original name is Maribel she was a baka gaijin and also a huge weeabo

>>16416430
Cultural Appropriation

>>16356858
"That pure bitch Junko better not be moving in on my rabbit"

>>16356858
Now to lead this child to my sex dungeon

>>16356858
"I really need to pee"
"Why couldn't I get Reisen to do this"
"I wonder if she knows I'm not wearing any underwear.

>>16356858
Who is she. And how did she get past udonge.

>>16406879
But you see, there is one aspect of technology that the Lunarians are vastly inferior in. That is sex toys! Humans are the most sexual creatures in existence. We created massive industries based solely on exploring newer ways to experience the carnal, sensual pleasure of getting our genitals stimulated. The Lunar Capital, in its endeavor for ultimate purity, no doubt forgot about sex, leaving it behind. They will be vulnerable to Earth's lewdest machinations. Their pure assholes will never be safe from impure Terra sexbots. If we can dominate the ass, we can dominate the people

>>16430530
>But you see, there is one aspect of technology that the Lunarians are vastly inferior in. That is sex toys! Humans are the most sexual creatures in existence. We created massive industries based solely on exploring newer ways to experience the carnal, sensual pleasure of getting our genitals stimulated. The Lunar Capital, in its endeavor for ultimate purity, no doubt forgot about sex, leaving it behind. They will be vulnerable to Earth's lewdest machinations. Their pure assholes will never be safe from impure Terra sexbots. If we can dominate the ass, we can dominate the people

But You're just a Man after all. And You'll be Satisfied if You just pounded that hard, Disgusting But splendid thing into those fleshy holes

>>16431512
Lewd

>>16356858
Can Eirin get pregnant

>>16440899
Maybe but if she dies then the pregnancy resets.

>>16416430
she's also a holocaust denier

>>16440899
I want to try with her.

>>16445823
She is in Gensokyo

>>16445823
Any proofs to back up your claim anon?

>>16450687
I think they are referring to that one doujin where the artist really reveals a bunch of their opinions through Maribel

>>16450702
Holy Shit. I thought you were fucking with me anon.

>>16450702
Yea that was a shitty book (the orgy scene just so so jumpy as fuck) and the fact he's spewing out some of he /pol/ views was worse. Then he has EBIL OBAMA in the book after it.

It was a trainwreck but not a funny one.

>>16451611
>Evil Obama.
What?

>>16451611
Meh, I kinda liked it.

>>16451616
Yea apparently he's conspiring with the Lunarians for this slutting up the 2hus because EVIL

Then the ending is full M Night Shyamalan WHAT A TWEEEST.

And worst of all the sex scenes STILL suck

>>16451669
Yes We Can.

>>16451690
Good thing Obama is out of office so he can't BLACK any of them now.

>>16451698
Too late.

>>16451741
lunarians suck cock anyway

>>16451741
We will never recover from this

>>16451669
I thought reality became fantasy

>>16451866
That's what the TWEEEEEST was the end.

It was an out of nowhere after the early part said it was the opposite way.

I guess it was his attempt to be 'Clever' but he's such a shit writer it just was just out of nowhere.

Of course I have to wonder if he's one of those Japanese Neo-Nationalists...

>>16452344
Possible he is a Neo-Nationalist. He maribel did deny comfort women and the nanjing massacre

>>16450915
Wew lad.

>>16450915
That child pornography one gets me every time. They cannot possibly be serious.

>>16454472
Don't be a bigot. Every person is entitled to their own opinion.

"woah, my thread goes straight to /pol/'s lair"

>>16454595
Yea that book is like /pol/ writes a porno. The sequential art is really awful

>>16453207
Yea It's kinda what was the big tip off for me.

>>16450915
Any more redpilled H-manga?

>>16454627
One wonders if whoever draw this was supposed to get approval for that

>>16440899
She's old. So no

So what would happen if Merry met Yukari in one of her dreams?

>>16455883
The point at each other and say "NICE HAT!"

>>16455883
they die

Is Eirin even a worse Lunarian than the moonbitches?

If anything Eirin is the true Mary Sue in the Touhou series.

>>16456189
No. She failed in her mission in IN

>>16456492
She failed in Bougetsuhou. She succeeded in IN even though you beat her up. The actual clincher of IN was that her plan didn't matter in the first place.

>>16455698
Don't say rude things about my wife.

>>16455883
They'd come together and explode like Wekapipo or Diego.

>>16457781
Fucking alternative universes I swear to god.

>>16456646
Yukari to Op.

>>16456189
>Mary Sue
Might want to explain what you define as a "Mary Sue" first.

Friendly reminder that neither Yukari, nor Eirin or the Lunasluts can be considered Mary Sues because they aren't the main protagonist of the story that they are in.

>>16461953
Also because they're not in fanfiction.

>>16461953
>>16461993
Also because they don't actually fulfill the traits that make a Mary Sue.

>>16462020
Also because Reimu is the Mary sue

>>16466348
Overpowered doesn't mean Mary Sue.

>>16466513
If anything, 'overpowered' is the lowest form of contention for what makes a Mary Sue, and anyone who actually brought it up without taking into account anything else should probably keep their mouth shut and their hands away from the keyboard.

>>16467315
Being overpowered with no explanation is a mary sue trait

>>16471272
Yes, it's a common trait.
No, that does not make a character a Mary Sue.

Seriously people, there are more to being a Mary Sue than just "she's overpowered" or "she's liked by everyone". I kindly ask you to reeducate yourself first.

>>16471361
But its true

>>16475549
What is? That Eirin's overpowered? Okay, and?

>>16475581
Shes also got a banging hot bod.

>Why is Yukari pretending to be a teenager?

>>16475549
> Reimu fails at almost every single scheme she comes up with to improve her livelihood
> "Mary Sue"

>>16471272
Like Eirin then.

She's a genius, immortal and extremely strong at that. Most people like her and she nearly always comes out as the winner.
The best part is she's overpowered and really strong but none still knows what her powers really are, she's just "strong".

>>16476780
>like Eirin
>no explanation
There are also this crucial words "most people" and "nearly always". And tell me how is Eirin, I will arrow your back" Yagokoro supposed to be Mary Sue with this kind of behavior. Seriously people at least google up what Mary Sue is.

>>16476780
As this >>16476982 points out, your use of "most" and "nearly" invalidates your accusation.

But let's go further shall we?

>She's a genius, immortal and extremely strong at that
Basic character traits. What makes or breaks a character is how the writer handles this.

>Most people like her
The Lunarians are the only people to actually worship the ground she walks on.
That's not "most". It's barely even a tenth of the casts.

>she nearly always comes out as the winner
Oh yes, because she's the one that resolves every single incident to ever happen.
Remember that time when Eirin single-handedly beat Remilia Scarlet before anyone did?

>The best part is she's overpowered and really strong but none still knows what her powers really are, she's just "strong"
Letting a character be open to interpretation has always been ZUN's MO.
'Sides, the important part of Eirin's character is her intelligence. Any power she might have will just be forgotten in lieu of her genius mind.

>>16477777
Lucky quints my boy.

>>16356858
So fountaim of youth?

>>16477777
This. A Thousand times This

>>16475805
Don't lewd her

Why does she have so little art when IN has been around for so long? I feel like I've been through all the lewd art and doujinshi of her and found little that suits what I like.