/jp/ - Otaku Culture

might as well just open the portal now

end everything

On the plus side, that one guy didn't steal it.

late boobie

>>16276771
I want to kill her...

>>16276777
Get out of /jp/. You can post like that on /a/ but not here.

Where is everyone???!

How to draw your own Flanfly!

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a girl as you once again type your little Flanfly thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” flanfly.png, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your pocky on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking cartoon vampire. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic touhoufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is "2AM, 2AM!” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

WHAT THE FLIPPING HECK

ｆｌａｎ－ｃｈａｎ　ｗａ　ｄｏｋｏ？

>>16276771
do I need to start posting the fake one again?

>>16276816
I am but a mere substitute when I did not see the girl appear at her designated millisecond

>>16276816
I was lurking. Dang. It's alright though, tomorrow will be Flantastic. I can feel it!

All is NOT okay!

This is not an acceptable start to my christmas vacation

Please don't post the run one in such a kuso 2am thread.

absolutely shameful

>>16276826
I like that she brought Remi for me to poke too

I want everyone in this thread to die, but *especially* OP!

I went ice skating alone today.
I think i'm getting better and getting used to going out and having fun by myself. Was more annoyed at other people around me than flat out depressed like most times but it was still a blast.

>>16276878
I wish I could do ice skating. If cars weren't required for living, in the US, I'd do many fun things alone outside my room.
Congrats!
My social skills have been in decline all year from me being NEET.

My dog died today.
Seizures. We think she had heart worms and they 'got lost' in er body, travelling to her brain.
It was terrifying. The noises.

She was my only friend.

I think i'll kill myself.

>>16276891
I love my two dogs. I really sympathise with you, you've made me feel strongly.
Enjoy gensokyo.

>>16276891
you should have taken better care of your friend

I moved back to my parents house for christmas. I keep getting ragged on to apply for jobs, but I've mostly have been just working on the yard and setting up christmas lights. The only shitty thing about being here is experiencing 22k ping now that the arctic front is coming in.

>>16276891
get pupper

>>16276771
I didn't even try to steal your thread you ruined it by yourself. Did I scare you or something the other night? But don't worry I'll remember probably tomorrow because it's a Sunday.

People won't even know if it's me or you. And there's nothing you can do because I always post before you. Rekt

>>16276897
Sleepy pupper, feat. one of my dogs.

>>16276899
This is my rabbit.

>>16276900
that rabbit looks concerned.

this is my cow

>>16276900
I only have a print of a photograph of my rabbit, no digital copies. What's his personality?

>>16276895
I really should have.
But I don't even have NEET bux.
I'm living off my family
We're poor.

It's time to return to the Earth

>>16276908
That's a pretty cow.
Do you call your cow pretty? It's pretty.

>>16276908
>>16276909
well that's because lately I've started abusing him more and more frequently. I strangle him for a few minutes and fling him around. Spinning him in the air really fast makes him as scared as >>16276900 but he hasn't screamed or anything yet. If I smother his face with my hand he starts fighting when he cant breathe but if I choke him by the windpipe he just gets really still and quiet and I cant tell if he's actually dying or not.

So I'm concerned because this only started recently. He was bleeding by accident a few days ago and today my dad slapped him several times.

>>16276984

>>16276984

>>16276987

Doubles decide what I do next with my rabbit.

>>16276995
These threads are for late night comforts, goodnights, and Flans.

leave warmly

I don't have any Flan so I eat a can of sweetened condensed milk straight from the tin. It's 2000 calories I think

When /a/ generals are moved here all threads take a truly massive plunge in quality.
Why? Why do the mods hate /jp/ so much?

>>16277018
We took it too easy.

>>16277029
Should be flan_in_the_hood.png.

star flan the next flaneration

>>16276900
I just beat the shit out of my rabbit until his eyes started bleeding and he became very limp and lifeless. Threw him into his cage and forced a raisin into his mouth. I tried force feeding him some of the condensed milk but it just made his whiskers and fur horrifically sticky Like I dont think my rabbit's whiskers will ever become unstuck together and it looks like he's homeless.

I tried to take some photos and a video but ill have to see how hard it is to make the webm.

>>16277083
It's time to die, Anon.
I'll get the Noose ready for you.

>>16277028
Ｔａｋｅ ｉｔ ｅａｓｙ．．．？

>>16276995
Give it to a good home, get a stress ball.