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>>16141304
I want to hug Ange.

>>16140569
That's what I was wondering. Then I turned on voices for a moment and suddenly it became very clear.

>>16141971
My guess is Zepar's the guy. Furfur and Zepar's descriptions say that among the demons, they're ranked 34th and 16th respectively. Meanwhile, Shannon's real name, "Sayo" means 34 while Kanon's name, "Yoshiya" can be read as 16.

>>16141337
Ange seems like she needs a hug.

krauss

>>16142126
She probably hasn't had one since she was 6.

>>16142178
Santa Krauss

>>16142196
I wish to comfort her.

>>16142215
Makrauss

>>16142227
How would you try to help her?

>>16142258
Lakrauss

>>16142283
Help her find new happiness so that she's not stuck in the past.

The aunts don't get enough love in these threads.

>>16142473
Kyrie is the only one I really liked.

>>16142507
Eva became a lot more likable in the last 2 episodes. My least favorite is probably Natsuhi.

>>16142522
Natsuhi or Eva are my least favorite.. I like Evatricek, though.

>>16142536
Evatrice is fun.

>>16142542
I want to assert dominance over her and make her calm down a bit.

>>16142549
That'll take a lot of noogies.

>>16142542
I wish GM Battler had made Evatrice wear that during Episode 6. It would have been funny to see her trying to act crazy while wearing a skirt that's so short it can't even cover her panties fully.

>>16142582
As much as I like that idea, I can't help but imagine how much more disturbing it would make the whole "Get back in my womb" thing with George.

>>16142557
I've got a pretty strong arm. Been working out lately! Girl needs some direction, or at least someone to reel her in.

>>16142613
You'll need lot's of stamina to keep up with her constant antics.

>>16142629
If I can get her to accept a submissive role it'll be fine! Maybe I should get a leash and collar.

>>16142654
You could try getting her tangled up in her own web. That might be more humbling.

>>16142667
Brilliant. I like it.

>>16142654
The most effective method would be to become Game Master.

>>16142674
At first she would struggle wildly while trying to hide her panties. Eventually she would settle down and be forced to ask you for help while avoiding eye contact.

>>16142698
Would be adorable. Might make her writhe a little bit first.

>>16142703
If you really want to mess with her, you could start tickling her thighs through her tights. She would have to stop thrashing for fear that your hand might get knocked onto her crotch. She wouldn't be able to do anything but sit still with her panties exposed as you tickle her.

>>16142733
Tickling sounds like innocent fun. It's a shame there isn't more art of Evatrice. She's super cute when she isn't being terrifying.

>>16142764
>Tickling sounds like innocent fun
It'd be mostly innocent. But her underwear would still be showing right in front of you, so it'd be a bit lewd as well. Things could also get more raunchy depending on if she continued to struggle.
>She's super cute when she isn't being terrifying.
Her whole thing is that she's childish, which entails being both cute and cruel.

>>16142788
I'll admit to having dirtier thoughts. It would be difficult for her to resist if I wanted to just take her.

>>16142791
Well, she would doubtlessly struggle for a bit, so you could use that as an excuse, pretending that your hand gets knocked onto her crotch and start tickling her panties. After a while her shouting would transition into angry moaning and her struggles would turn into grinding.

>>16142805
I was thinking something almost kind of rapey, just going straight for penetration.

>>16142819
Well, if that's your thing then sure. Personally I prefer a more slow, teasing approach. But it would also be possible to just rip a hole in her stockings, pull aside her panties, and stick it right inside her.

Would you wash the iron maidens?

>>16142885
>wash Dlanor

A million times yes.

>>16142895
>Covering Dlanor's nude form with body wash
>Scrubbing her slick body from head to toe with your bare hands
>Rinsing off and squeezing into a small tub together with her sitting on your lap

>>16142939
I'd enjoy washing her hair just as much as the rest of it. It would be so hard not to kiss the back of her head or neck!

>>16142941
You could probably get away with that much, since she wouldn't see it. I'd be more worried about trying to resist kissing her nipples once you start scrubbing her chest, since she'd be staring down at you the entire time with a blank look.

>>16142939
Ah. I was imagining washing her entirely from behind. Bare handed though? No sponge? I'd be too worried about lingering too long at her breasts or between her legs, thighs, butt, hips, stomach. Wet skin is so nice this is awful.

>>16142941
I imagine her skin would be very smooth, probably pretty cool too, given the whole "living doll" vibe she has.
>>16142970
>kissing her nipples
Lewd

>>16142977
After half an hour of scrubbing.
>Are we almost DONE?
>Just a bit longer!

>>16143000
Smooth, soft, slightly cool to the touch would be nice if you were taking a hot bath/shower, or in a sauna.

>>16143001
How did I even get this job? It's a good job, a great duty. I want to kiss her properly with tongue.

>>16142977
>Bare handed though? No sponge?
A sponge would be too coarse for her sensitive skin.
>I'd be too worried about lingering too long at her breasts or between her legs, thighs, butt, hips, stomach.
Well you'd have to wash her all over. She seems like the type of kid who would avoid baths so you'd have to take your time and be very through. like >>16143001 said
>Wet skin is so nice
Especially such pale skin that glistens when wet.

>>16143020
Washing her hair would be enjoyable too. Having someone else wash your hair feels amazing. I have been told I have soft hands, this might work out okay. I would thank her after.

>>16143000
Are you saying you wouldn't kiss them?
>>16143006
You'd probably have to be a high ranking inquisitor or something. you could offer to wash the inside of her mouth with your tongue.

>>16143034
The whole point of a kiss like that is love and affection! I wonder if it would make her blush or if she could keep that blank expression.

>>16143006
>Smooth, soft, slightly cool to the touch
I think it'd be like porcelain, but soft.
>>16143025
Dlanor's hair looks like it'd be fun to wash.
>>16143034
I never said that

>>16143039
She probably wouldn't react much to physical stimulus, but you might be able to get a reaction using words.

>>16143061
That's a hard texture to imagine, soft porcelain.

>>16143063
Compliment her body and skin, maybe. How blemish free it is.

>>16143067
That's what makes it so enticing.

>>16143077
She's beautiful. I'd look forward to this duty of bathing her. Hopefully we could grow closer through it.

>>16143067
That would work. You could also try calling her cute or complimenting her on a puzzle she solved.
>>16143081
You could offer to make it a regular thing. Just tell Gertrude that you'll do it for her.

>>16143081
Where would be the best place to wash the most?

>>16143097
I'm always so awkward at these sorts of things. It would be fun. I'd end up blushing everytime I saw her passing by in the offer.

>>16143103
Imagine her spilling an ink bottle on herself in the middle of work. Gertrude and Cornelia would usher her into the bathroom and strip her down before leaving with her dirty clothes, asking you to take care of the rest.

Do you think Dlanor wears the gauntlet in the bath?

>>16143101
That's a difficult question to answer. From a sexual perspective most enjoyable for me would be her rear end. I'd also say her face, just because of how gentle you'd have to be with her features and such.

>>16143118
Could be something to tease her about to try and ease some tension, that it was silly of her to do herself. Sounds cute, I really enjoy slice of life type scenarios like that.

beato

>>16143129
>From a sexual perspective most enjoyable for me would be her rear end.
Butt would be nice. I also think Dlanor's thighs are one of her charm points.
>I'd also say her face
That'd be cute. She'd scrunch up her face with her eyes closed tight. you could sneak a quick kiss in while you do it.

>Could be something to tease her about to try and ease some tension, that it was silly of her to do herself.
She'd probably pout while remaining stoic and say that it's because she has too much paperwork.

>>16142611
>the whole "Get back in my womb" thing
christ I literally finished episode 6 a week ago and I completely forgot that was in episode 6
the length of umineko is just insane

>>16143159
Dlanor's thighs are wonderful. I want to try a lap pillow.

>>16143159
I agree about her thighs. I just have my own perverse preferences. All that paperwork must be stressful, I wonder if I could work in a massage during all this washing, something for her.

>>16143164
I've gone through the whole thing at least 3-4 times over the years, and I still find things that I didn't remember/realize from before.

So do they ever explain what that "plot in the senate" is about in Eiserne Jungfrau?

>>16143169
You'd already be rubbing her all over, so a massage might be a bit redundant. Maybe if you offered to spend the night with her, then you could give her a massage while she lies in bed in her pajamas.

>>16143182
Not that I'm aware of.

>>16143191
Redundant, you think so? I can see that being the case. She'd be cute in pajamas, I'd feel honored just seeing her in a more private, relaxed moment like that.

>>16143198
I wasn't sure which would be better; Her wearing cute pajamas or going the more erotic route and sleeping nude. I suppose it would be pretty erotic in it's own way to slide your hands up her pajamas to rub her bare back, but it'd also be nice to cuddle together while both are naked under the bedsheets.

>>16143228
You have a dirty mind. I like that. Both options have a lot of appeal. Cuddling together nude, your leg between hers, one hand at the small of her back, the other just moving up and down it. That sounds sweet.

>>16143168
Me too, but I'd be facing towards her during it.

>>16143198
I like seeing Dlanor in more casual clothes. It's always really cute.

>>16143248
It's adorable! You also get a bit more insight, which is nice.

>>16143240
Maybe she'd wear pajamas the first few times you spend the night before getting used to you and going nude instead. Even when she's in pajamas you can still get a little lewd during massages. Like sliding her bottoms down past her panties before rubbing her butt a bit.

>>16143264
You have me hooked on this idea of nude cuddles under a blanket. There's a lot of intimacy in that. I thought about being inside of her during something like that, having very slow relaxed sex.

>>16143242
That'd be pretty intense. Feeling her soft thighs against your cheek while secretly peeking through closed eyes at her crotch in the hopes of catching a glimpse of her slit peeking out.

>>16143271
The image makes me want to lick her thighs and slowly work into eating her out.

>>16143265
How about snuggling together for body warmth on a cold winter night. As your bodies press close to each other, your erection keeps getting in the way, preventing closer contact. Finally, you decide to take the risk, repositioning yourself before slowly pushing your way into her tight slit until your all the way inside. You then resume cuddling with your dick resting warmly inside her.

>>16143288
Frankly I love it. It'd be interesting to see how she reacts to that, especially if it's our first time. I'd probably spend time trying to apologize about how silly it is that it keeps getting in the way. I love the idea of warming each other up like that

>>16142522
I didn't mind Natsuhi. I found Rosa to be the "worst", but they were all fine to me.

>>16143273
While still pretending to be asleep, open your mouth slightly and start drooling into her thigh. Then turn your head and start sucking on the pale flesh as you work your way higher, until finally your lips are resting against hers. With a bit of skillful tongue-work you peel off her bottoms and get to work.

>>16143300
Rosa mostly depends on how you interpret her relationship with Maria. What bugged me about Natsuhi was just how much of a hypocrite she turned out to be in Episode 5. Going on and on about the honor of the family head while disgracing his corpse and denying him a proper funeral, and even having the nerve to imagine that he supported her choices. There's also the fact that she seems to have almost entirely forgotten about the two people she supposedly killed.

>>16143291
She probably wouldn't understand the full implications of what you had just done, and would just comment on how it feels funny before going back to cuddling. When asked if she wants to take it out, she'd say that it feels warm inside her so it's fine the way it is. Though she might ask you why it keeps getting so big in the first place.

>>16143342
Dlanor innocent of sex, huh? Hadn't thought of that. There's a lot of responsibility introducing her to that. She'd probably tell Erika too, you'd have her snickering at you if you ever came across her. I hope it'd feel good for her.

So how about clearing these boards off the catalog too since you're so vehemently concerned about lewd, janitor?

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I'm going to cum in Dlanor whether janitor-san likes it or not.

Thanks anyway.

>>>/trash/6431189
>>>/trash/erp

>>16142364
Krausstache

>>16143463
You seem to have posted in the wrong threads. Please perform a search for any "idol" thread on /jp/ and redirect yourself there.

Wallet no kirisaku oh DESIRE

Just finished chapter 8. Feels unsatisfying for some reason. Maybe I was hoping for a bad end after being promised in red

>>16144566
>Maybe I was hoping for a bad end
What about the trick end?

beatoff

>>16144566
Let it sink in for a while and reread it.
I guarantee your perspective will change.

>>16142215
>>16142258
Reported

So I was just going through the manga version of Minagoroshi when I found this in one of the extra shorts.

>>16146044
The Episode 6 manga (same artist as Minagoroshi) has a lot of Higurashi references as well. I guess she's a big WTC fan

>>16146119
Oh, I didn't realize the artist was the same. That explains a lot.

>>16143128
I want to do things I shouldn't do to Dlanor!

>>16143164
I finished volume 5 and midway 6 in 2014, was going to jump to vol 8. 1 year after that I manage to finish 6. 5 months ago I cleared Bern's riddle but haven't move since. If anything Umineko could accompany someone from beginning of highschool to college

>>16147349
I want to marry her.

>>16141304
what was that post-ep8 thing that R07 released, something about Bernkastel's letters? never bothered with it.

is it worth checking?

>>16142000
People first out in the fighting game, those 2 were in the options menu and using headphones you could tell where the dude voice was coming from, it's Zepar.

>>16149439
>dude voice
Zepar is actually played by a woman, she just has a very deep voice

I only read the original voice-less version as they came out, only now am I checking the voiced ps3 version and wow, Jessica's VA can scream.

And Dlanor sounds weird, especially her engrish.

>>16149596
Jessica's screams are great.

If you click on Glasses!Dlanor's profile enough times her expression will change to a mellow one.

>>16150987
She's tired of getting clicked on.

>>16150987
Doesn't her profile picture always have a mellow expression?

>>16151053
Normally she has this expression.

The one above has her looking a bit sad.

Kanon makes Gohda look like a dick who should go to hell but he's always only just doing a little bit of bantz, nothing that deserves that.

>>16150987
>you will never have her scream die again.

>>16150987
Why does she even wear glasses?

>>16151097
To read better.

>>16151097
Because Ryukishi realized he was missing out on a major niche.

>>16151135
Kinzo wears glasses when he's reading, but he's not cute.

>>16151197
George wears glasses all the time, but he's super uncute.

>>16151235
Nobody likes that fat fuck.

>>16151238
Shannon does.

>>16151253
That three-headed abomination likes Battler more.

>>16151259
True, but part of them DOES like George. the part with shit taste.

>>16151097
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED JUNGFRAU

>>16151514
She's a small girl.

>>16151253
Just imagine that this Shannon is your personal maid, and that each day she would come to your bedroom carrying her amazingly beautiful and enormous tits with the aid of a silver tray. Then, she would proceed to take off one of the pasties and droplets of milk start to come out of her nipple. Without any need for glasses, she would just wait for you to start sucking her nipples so that you can drink her vanilla-flavored milk. After a couple of minutes moaning and getting aroused by you drinking her milk, she would pass out from exhaustion on your bed and be available for whatever stuff you want to do with her body. By the end of the day you would end up sleeping over her naked body using her tits as a pillow while you gently embrace her.

>>16151253
they need to be bigger!

>>16151577
Sounds like a day well spent.

>>16151585
Are you sure? I can make it happen.

>>16151636
>Are you sure? I can make it happen.
yeah, try to post various bigger sizes please

>>16151642
Alright, just give me a bit.

>>16151585
>>16151642
Well it took a little longer than I'd expected, but here we go. 6 sizes, ranging from big to literally larger than her head. 1st is the initial size, and 3rd is the original enlarged size.

>>16152119
Splendid, anon. You truly are a god. 4th one stole my heart.

>>16152119
What are their bust measurements?

>>16152141
I'm glad you like them. It was surprisingly difficult to keep the proportions in check as the size increased. But I think it was worth it in the end.

Why must these threads devolve into autism

>>16152156
I may just be pulling numbers out of my ass here, but if I had to guess say starting at around 90 cm, then 94 cm, 101 cm, 109 cm, 117 cm, and finally 126 cm.
140

>>16152223
Disregard that last line please. Forgot to delete it before posting.

>>16147349
I do too, Anon. Dlanor is extremely cute.

>>16152198
It's the natural way of things. Don't worry about it.

>>16152258
Rapists and Executioners shouldn't be this cute.

>>16152289
I really adore the both of them. Would hug forever.

>>16152119
She must have really sore back and shoulder muscles.

>>16152295
The sweetest yuri.

>>16152315
It is very cute. They have a good relationship.

>>16152303
Nah, she just has someone help her carry them around.

>>16152319
I still wish they had made up in Episode 8.

>>16152337
I do too. Must bring them together somehow.

>>16152337
No wonder they keep getting bigger. Battler's probably massaging them all day while holding them for her.

>>16152340
Well, the epilogue seems to imply that their friendly with each other at least, though I liked the idea of them living together and making new mysteries for each other to solve.

>>16152356
Good. That's good. I want to be with them too.

>>16152378
Daily puzzle solving and nightly threesomes with the mystery duo in some far-off fragment?

>>16152349
He's just giving them a bit of extra service.

She didn't know about zoos.

I explained how fun zoos could be, but it was very difficult for a person like her, who had never been to one, to understand...

wake up.

Wait, so did all the posts about the drinking game get deleted? We're not allowed to play drinking games?
If so, that's a shame, I was looking forward to it.

Anyone working on a gameboard instead?

>>16154812
Can't wake up.

>>16155023
These deletions are getting absolutely ridiculous. You don't need to purge every single mention of deleted posts. Not to mention, the post added an on-topic question to the end, not that the drinking game was anything deletion worthy anyhow and took up all of maybe ten posts as a fun little one off game relevant to and written around the series.

>>16155252
RAAAAAAPE MEEEEE

Awfully quiet in here lately.
Cat got your tongue?

>>16149435
anyone?

>>16155948
Was it part of Tsubasa or Hane?

>>16155962
>Hane
oh man I didn't even know about that one.

>>16155962
It's in Tsubasa. Hane is only Forgery no.XXX and the story where Jessica writes the school play

would the last episode have turned out differently if BT was still alive?

>>16156181
Probably, though it's hard to say just what it would have been like.

How come they made Bern flat in the PS3 version sprites?

>>16156198
To pander to Rika fanatics

>>16156203
They make it seem like she's Rika but then she says that she just read Higurashi and threatens Lambda with spoilers.

>>16156209
That's just a silly reference, but Bernkastel is directly related to Rika in the WTC cosmology. Regardless, the continued depiction of Bern as flat and loli is just dumb pandering. Not once did she or Lambda ever come across as loli in the VN. If R07 has something to say about that, that would of course be the final say, but I don't think she's canonically supposed to be loli at all. Her voice is womanly, and her VN body type is also womanly. The anime made her look pretty womanly as well, and then we got the shitty Bern/Lambda dakimakura that totally redrew them both as lolis to pander to the Rika fappers.

Out of the aunts, who would you
Fuck
Hug
Sock
Ignore

>>16156198
Bern has gone through a bunch of changes with regards to her proportions. Lambda too, though to a somewhat lesser extent. It started with DEEN's character designs which then carried over into the PS3 version before later versions finally started giving them actual breasts again.

>>16156237
Fuck Rosa
Hug Eva
Sock Kyrie
Ignore Natsuhi

>>16156225
Lambda's a B cup at best.

>>16156265
B-cup for Lambda is pretty consistent. Bern on the other hand ranges from flat to a C-cup depending on the adaptation

>>16156237
Fuck Kyrie
Hug Eva
Sock Rosa
Ignore Natsuhi

>>16156237
Fuck Eva
Make love with Rosa
Rape Kyrie
Ignore Natsuhi

>>16156237
Fuck dat Rosa
Hug that poor neglected Natsuhi
Sock Kyrie, such a bitch
Ignore Eva, never ever cared for her a bit

>>16156237
Can we play this game without saggy tits involved?
Let's make a cousin game. Out of Battler, George, Jessica and Maria, who would you:
>Befriend
>Humiliate
>Share your deepest secret with
>Strip naked in front of the entire family

>>16156325
What about Ange?

>>16156325
>Saggy tits
You take that back!

>>16156325
>>16156330
Alright, Ange gets involved.
So out of Battler, George, Jessica, Maria and Ange, who would you:
>Befriend
>Humiliate
>Share your deepest secret with
>Strip naked in front of the entire family
>Tell in RED that nobody ever did or ever will love them.

>>16156354
man, I just can't get used to that Steam art.

>>16156325
Befriend Battler
Humiliate George
Share secrets with Jessica
Strip Maria

Befriend: Battler
Ignore: George, Maria
Occasional fuck: Jessica
Long term relationship: Ange

Befriend: Kyrie, Rudolf, Hideyoshi, Kinzo
Ignore: Natsuhi, Krauss
Occasional fuck: Rosa
Long term relationship: Eva

>>16156377
I tried fixing Eva's art.

Because Maria's ''kihihi'' personality is far smarter than her ''regular'' one, does that mean that the latter is actually the fake one and she's just been pretending to be mentally retarded as a form of escapism?

>>16156237

Fuck Eva Hug Eva (in that order)

Give Natsuhi a "Who the hell do you think I am kick" in the stomach.

I couldn't ignore any of the aunts so I would take Kyrie to play mini golf.

>>16156432
Man, I wanted to tour the island with each of them individually. Why you gotta bring us down, mods?
I wanted Kumasawa to show me the best places on Rokkenjima to go fishing.

>>16156426
Other way around. She just pretends to be smart when it comes to topics she's knowledgeable about.

>>16156460
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>>16156468
I know. Just wanted some of you to see my opinion before I get banned for voicing it.

I liked the drinking game. See you in three to seven days.

>>16156517
I'd rather you not take the risk. It's one less person for me to talk to.

>>16156517
>>16156527
But I'm glad to hear you enjoyed my game all the same.

>>16156527
God, that's really depressing. I have to say though, these threads do get quiet when I'm gone. Not to big myself up or anything. But I do like to spark conversation in here and it's painful when I'm banned for a couple of days. No one else seems to even try.

>>16156536
I liked the Jessica tour. I personally think it went a bit overboard with the RP'ing near the end, which might have caused the mods to turn up. But I'd like to think we could enjoy a nice tour of Rokkenjima.

In the end, I just don't see what the difference is between us playing gameboards anons have made, with mysteries to solve and everything, and us playing a drinking game, or playing a game where we tour the island. We're still discussing Umineko, just in different ways. It's not like there's a board for drinking games or RP'ing. When it's contained in one thread, why should it bother people.

Again, I hope you guys see this before I'm gone for another week. All things said, I like the mods. They shut down Bern-spank anon and I love them for it. But these days these threads can be very boring because every original idea gets shut down and people get banned and it's silent for days on end.

Will you stop sucking your own dick for one thread, please?

Thank you mod

I love mackerel Kumasawa. Can we get a Spongebob newsreader edit? Maybe with a quote in red? I'll leave that up to the imagination of edit-anon.

<See you again>

Why do you think Kinzo raped his daughter?
Do you think it's just the resemblance?
You think it's just his manly urges taking over?
Keep believing that if you will.
Banning other theories would be silly, you've got to keep an open mind
Anons, I ask you to come up with a different theory.
With your original thoughts and ideas, maybe quoting from the story.
Original theories are always welcome.
Ideas sharing, that's what we're all about here on /seacats/.

>>16156465
But I mean, you can't ''pretend'' to be smarter than what people think when you actually ARE.

It's not just the occult, although mentioning that topic is what triggers that personality, she's also smarter overall, like being able to deduce people's motives and and their personality (eg: her deducing that Battler just wants to avoid suspecting any of his close relatives and friends) and would prefer it to be a 19th person), not to mention somehow read far better. Regular Maria has trouble reading a single sentence whereas edgy chuuni Maria can blaze through paragraphs filled with complex words without issue. The former also has trouble understanding what anyone's saying most of the time and feels left out, but the moment the other personality pops up she reveals that she understands everything they're talking about and more.

You can't just ''pretend'' to make your brain more developed, it can only be the other way around.

I think it's more that neither of them are her ''real'' self but she does have the witch Maria's intelligence hidden there, only surfacing when she her favourite topic is mentioned.

>>16156637
Also she memorized the whole goddamn Bible and understands it perfectly, I don't care what you're pretending to be, anyone who achieves that cannot be as retarded as normal Maria.

>>16156637
>>16156651
She's also bilingual, since she can apparently speak English.
Maybe she really is that smart, but it only shows when something interests her so that she actually starts thinking about it.

>>16156662
Yes, it's what I think too, so if she eventually grows up and gets over her childhood trauma's escapism measures, she would keep her intelligence and knowledge but act like a more normal person.

>>16156673
To bad she died so we'll never know for sure how she'd have turned out.

>Thank you for reading Umineko no Naku Koro Ni!
who is Battler talking to? The player? Does that mean they're breaking the fourth wall? So if they all know they're part of an act, why does he get so bothered by Beatrice killing everyone? This is EP1's Tea Party by the way.

>>16156673
>>16156682
Would Maria have inherited the Ushiromiya women's perfect body genes?

>>16156662
>since she can apparently speak English.
And hebrew.

>>16156694
Massive mammaries? Of course.

>>16156628
I saw that, you sneaky motherfucker

>>16156692
I think it was just meant to mirror Higurashi's post-game wrap parties before revealing itself to be an actual continuation of the storyline, though it is somewhat confusing from the game's perspective.

I like these threads more now that they are almost dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1lM_kyNjRU

Order them from best to worst.

>>16156701
I don't know about that. Rosa was noticeably less endowed than the other aunts, so while Maria would no doubt be well proportioned, she might not have become an all out titty monster.

>>16156737
>Rosa was noticeably less endowed than the other aunts
Rosa has a baby face for her age, she looks like she was born prematurely.

Why do people hate Bernkastel so much? I'd say she's a brilliant villain.

>>16156761
A good villain is one you love to hate.

Just saying, this janitor spends an awful lot of time moderating these threads while softcore Touhou porn and RP threads litter the catalog for months at a time.

>>16156769
probably cause those are allowed.

the latter wasn't up until like 2012 when the old mod ''Meido'' left apparently, then suddenly fumo threads were allowed alongside RPing.

>>16156737
I wish all the Episodes did extras like this.

>>16156732
I can't. They're all good at different things.

>>16156762
So is a good hero one that you hate to love?

>>16156761
>>16156762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgvyPQpZaG8

>>16156761
I adore Bern. Top waifu.

>>16156789
does Sakutaro get old too?

>>16156701
Would Battler really have "eaten" her if that were the case?

>>16156806
No, generally an author wants you to love as much as of his content as possible.

>>16156842
Yes, breasts are powerful enough to make Battler want to lustfully grope his own cousin.

>>16156838

Bern is a jerk!

!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7Mf2rvdNyo

>>16156839
Sort of...

>>16156855
>There's no fan art of 28 year old Battler groping a busty 19 year old Maria's chest.

>>16156806
I like that they made him bottom tier in the fighting game.

>>16156920
>>16156855
Well if he really wanted to make sure she grew up to have large breasts, he'd have to take matters into his own hands. Literally, in this case.

>>16156964
At least his attacks looked kinda cool. But that counter super was garbage.

>>16156964
>>16156969
Speaking of, I recall that the original game was busted on keyboard controls (yes yes I know) because there were issues doing the supers, but a fanmade keybinder fixed the issue. However I don't remember anyone making a keybinder for the Cross expansion, did it happen?

>>16157018
I don't think it did. I made it work with my team of choice. Erika is impossible though.

>>16156859
God I love Rougoku.

>>16157018
Cross works fine for me though. The controls are just really, REALLY precise.

>>16156967
>Using just his hands
Don't underestimate the breast sommelier.

>>16157130
Would a big boob lover like Battler even be interested in a flat-chested tittyfuck?

>>16157207
He said Maria should call him up in 9 years if she wanted someone to eat her up.

>>16157214
>in 9 years
Exactly. He wouldn't be interested in her the way she is now, would he?

>>16157238
He might not be interested per say, but he'd be eager to ensure that she grows up to meet her full potential and his tastes. That includes routinely massaging, sucking, and tittyfucking her breasts in order to stimulate their growth.

>>16156799
Then order them from most to least fuckable.

>>16157399
It depends on what you want to do.

Lucifer would be best at vaginal on the bottom, wrapping her arms around your back and moaning as you pound into her.
Leviathan would be best at anal, asking if any of her sisters had done this with you yet as you thrust into her pale butt cheeks.
Satan would be best at paizuri, glaring angrily at your dick while mashing her soft tits around it and shaking them vigorously.
Belphegor would be best at handjobs, lying you down and diligently servicing you with both hands until you're completely dry.
Mammon would be reasonably good at everything, trying out as many different positions as possible before she's satisfied.
Beelzebub would be best at fellatio, happily licking your tool all over and savoring it in her mouth like it was a piece of candy.
Asmodeus would be best at vaginal on top, giggling while eagerly bouncing up and down on you as you hold onto her hips.

I want to get into Umineko but I don't know where to download it from. I saw it on Steam but i'm more interested in original/PS3 sprites. Anyone know where to look to download the VN?

>>16157666
Try here
http://lambdadeltosblog7thuniverse.tumblr.com/

>>16157666
buy the original and play it with the ps3 patch, at least i think you can do that.

i'm not gonna tell you to just go dl it off anywhere but there's more than several pre-patched full size ep4/ep8 releases within a 5 page google search.

ideally purchase it at some point if you're going to pirate it, which is what everyone does anyway

>>16157668
>>16157680

Thanks i'll research if patching the steam version is possible, and if it is i'll buy it.

The Steam version appears to not be the entire VN so if I like it I guess i'll have to check out that tumblr.

>>16157709
The original's also been available at
http://erogedownload.com/downloads/umineko-no-naku-koro-ni/
http://erogedownload.com/downloads/umineko-no-naku-koro-ni-chiru/
for several years now, though the downloading format is a hassle.

Artists can post their work here? Why do you not have some drawhore?

>>16157724
I wouldn't do that if I were you.

edgelord game

>>16157724
Well, there's me. But I don't draw, I just make edits. Usually lewd ones.

>>16152551
was part 3 of shannon vs. gaap already posted?

>>16157934
I'm working on it right now. Sorry about how long it's been taking. It's getting a bit long, so I might just post parts 3 and 4 together.

>>16157709
if your research didnt go well, heres a link to patching the steam release https://github.com/07th-mod/umineko-question
you can also toggle the old sprites in the steam release by default if you were interested

>>16152561
Have you ever tried to explain to someone what is a zoo?

>>16157271
>routinely massaging, sucking, and tittyfucking her breasts

>>16152561
She didn't know about Krauss.

I explained how fun Krauss could be, but it was very difficult for a person like her, who had never been with him, to understand...

>>16157666
I had to resort to Russians to get one with the original sprites for Chiru.

PS3 sprites are gross.

>>16156842
I'd eat Maria.

>>16144566
>Be me
>Read "miracle won't occur" part
>the hype is real
>Some time after I actually find myself invested in the characters
>My kokoro can't take the upcoming tragedy
>The ending wasn't what I imagined but my heart still was torn to pieces.

https://twitter.com/sptv_drama/status/801696866471538688
>nail ripping scene
>PG-12
I hope this season will be as funny as the first one

>>16144566
there are 2 endings, one of them is the ''bad one'' and it's better.

>>16159912
Speaking of live action, did the Rose Guns Days stage play get uploaded anywhere? They had a DVD of the performance listed on their website, so I was hoping someone would upload it, but I haven't seen it anywhere

>>16158845
In 10 years, right?

>>16160092
Right now!

>>16160092
Rosa almost ate Maria herself.

>>16160094
>Uu- Maria doesn't understand. But Maria promised, so it's okay!

>>16160100
Rosa just needs someone to eat her her too.

>>16160122
She might calm down if someone ate her.

>>16160125
Rosa needs someone to sex some good parenting into her.

>>16159933
I've read the magic end first and I was disappointed in the length of the trick one. They both were pretty cool though.
RIPOOOOOSA, RIPOSA IN PAACEEEE

Scans never.

>>16160174
I always feel so bad for being a lolicon.

>>16160181
Liking 2D lolis is harmless.

>>16160196
While I agree I can't help but feel a bit guilty.

>>16160174
Stop, I want to read that series so badly.

>>16160204
That, what makes it okay. It shows that you understand that it's wrong, something only meant to fantasize about. If you didn't feel any guilt then there's the risk that you might act on those urges.

>>16160207

>>16158340
>Several months later

>>16160219
If you say so. I'd be tempted.

>>16160181
Yeah, you should.
>>16160196
True... But still disgusting.

>>16160254
It's not nearly as appealing in real life. I only started to like lolis because so many good characters in anime and manga are lolis.

>>16160257
>True... But still disgusting.
It's a fetish. It's bound to disgust those who don't share it. Personally I find things like rape and humiliation disgusting, but I know that their are several people in these threads who enjoy it.

>>16160278
3D is awful. I've liked 2d lolis since I was like thirteen.

>>16160278
I still think is disgusting and should be banned.

>>16160283
Well as long as it's 2D it's fine.

>>16160287
That's fine if you feel that way. It won't stop me, but I can at least understand where you're coming from.

>>16160319
2d lolis are nice. I'll shut up, since this is super off topioc.

>>16160324
How about this then? Which is your favorite loli in WTC and why?

>>16160319
>It won't stop me
Yeah, I know. I just feel like sharing my opinion.

>>16160359
I appreciate it. Criticism is important. And it's not like I exclusively like lolis. I also greatly enjoy full-figured women like Ange.

>>16160374
As disgusting as that sprite is, I do agree that Ange is delicious.

>>16160374
>I appreciate it
Whatever.

>>16160379
>As disgusting as that sprite is
Sorry about that. My editing skills are still a work in progress.

What I love about Ange is how she's a mix of great legs, tits, and ass.

>>16160399
It's not a matter of your editing skill. Ange is delicious, however.

>>16160374

Love the swimsuits.

>>16160427
I'd risk groping Lambda in a swimsuit.

>>16160447

Please don't grope the witches without permission.

>>16160469
Butt squeeze is worth the risk.

>>16160469

I forgot how awfully boring is actually read these threads. Only lewd shit

>>16160511
not much to talk about anymore after 6 years.

>>16160174
I want to fuck Maria.

>>16160511

Welcome back. Your complaining was sorely missed.

>>16160427
Thanks. Here's a more raunchy one. I've been thinking of doing some for the other girls too.

>>16160525
That Daki looks <very good>

>>16160511
Sorry, I'll stop. Lambda is nice though.

>>16160525
is there a full picture?

>>16160547
Indeed. Sold out on Mandarake.
They still have a lewd Bernkastel one though.

>>16160571
I'm trying to find it.

>>16160572
Erika makes my heart go doki doki.

>>16160530
>Welcome back
Do I know you? Anyway, just passing through. I'm not going to stay, just looking for something to make trouble.

>>16160583

No but I recognize your typing profile.

Have fun!

>>16160531

I don't know why but I find the competition suit to be sexier.

>>16160525
I want to tittyfuck her.

>>16160593
Thanks nerd. You too (since I can't stop you)

>>16160601
Is it odd I want to kiss her?

>>16160596
It leave's more to the imagination. On the other hand, the sling makes you want to slide your hands into the gaps.

>>16160525
>>16160601
>>16160612
I want to hold her hand.

>>16160623
Wish I could see her back. That butt.

>>16160572
>Mandarake
Got links for both? Can't find em.

>>16160640
If only we had rear view sprites. I'd like to that sling wedged between those cheeks.

>>16160644
Bern
https://order.mandarake.co.jp/order/detailPage/item?itemCode=1054200224&ref=list

Erika
https://order.mandarake.co.jp/order/detailPage/item?itemCode=1047144630&ref=list

>>16160660
Thank you.

>>16160660
>werika

I've really fallen for the female cast.

That's how her name is actually written in katakana

>>16160670
>Fould Werika

>>16160640
Best butt.

>>16160658
>>16160698
I'd give anything to see it.

>>16160703
There's one Ange butt edit I made a long time ago.

>>16160728
Thanks anon, She'd never let me but I'd kill to play with it.

>>16160743
>She'd never let me
I doubt she'd care. She doesn't even seem to bother wearing panties after all. And if it were Battler, she'd probably welcome it happily.

>>16160769
I'm not Battler. it's a dream.

>>16160775
You can always self-insert. And it's not like the scenario can't work without it. It's just a matter of whether her reaction will be loving or indifferent.

>>16160601
Naizuri?

>>16160783
That difference is important to me. It's a nice fantasy.

>>16160790
paizuri

>>16160639
What a pervert.

>>16160670
>what is nihongo?

>>16160952
Warning: mature content.

>>16160678
Why though? Wouldn't エリカ be more correct?

>>16161055
It would, but for some reason they went with ヱリカ instead. Similarly, they also went with シエスタ (Shiesuta) instead of チエスタ (Chiesuta) for the Chiester sisters, which is probably what led to the initial mistranslation.

>>16161055
>Why
To be fancy and old.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_(kana)

>>16160926
>You will never feel Maria's disproportionately large loli titties wrapped around your dick.

>>16160804
I want to flip up Ange's skirt and massage her bare ass while she lays down on her stomach and happily reads Maria's diary.

>>16161741
I was thinking rimming.

>>16161955
Not really my fetish. I prefer working on the cheeks, but you could probably get away with spreading them and briefly going in while she's distracted. Personally, I'd aim a bit lower and go for some cunnilingus.

>>16161980
Sorry. I'd also enjoy just fucking it.

>>16162160
>You stick your dick in
>Ange pauses from her reading and looks back at you, meeting your gaze with an cool stare.
>After a few seconds of silence, she rolls her eyes and turns back towards Maria's diary, deciding to just ignore it

>>16157941
Don't worry, I was curious, since keeping track of the threads has been a little bit difficult as of late for me.

>>16162481
Well, I've currently got enough material for part 3, but it still needs a bit more editing. It should be ready either later tonight or tomorrow.

>>16162534
Post 2D

Sorry for such a huge delay since part 2. I took a bit of a break from writing and had some trouble getting back into it. Anyway here's part 3 at last.

While Gaap had boasted with a great deal of bravado, she was still somewhat hesitant to approach Shannon in case the maid had prepared some sort of backup plan. Perhaps their were more Winchesters scattered throughout the garden, or perhaps she had set up some sort of trap back when she'd grabbed onto her. After pondering for a few moments about what would be the best course of action, an idea popped into her head that made her face break into a wide grin. Raising her voice, she called out, not to Shannon, but to some unseen spectator far away.

“Lia! I’m borrowing your soldiers for a bit!”

With this declaration, Gaap snapped her fingers enthusiastically. High up in the sky all around Shannon, several of her pitch-black portals opened wide. Emerging from the depths of each portal, several dark, bulky figures dropped down into the rose garden with heavy thuds. As they slowly rose to their feet and turned to face Shannon, she instantly recognized them as the goat-headed attendants that served the Golden Witch. In the distance, she heard Gaap’s cheerful voice echoing over the sound of rain and wind.

“Isn’t it lonely with just the two of us? Let’s all play together!”

At her command, the goat-headed servants opening their mouths wide and let out a bestial roar, charging towards Shannon with their hands outstretched. Their huge shadows quickly enveloped the young girl’s form in darkness as they closed in around her.

*CRASH*

A sharp, piercing noise rang out through the rose garden, followed by the muffled thud of several goats falling onto their backsides. Looking on from her perch atop the arbor, Gaap let out a low whistle. In front of the goats, a large wall of crimson had sprung forth in all directions, halting their stampede before they could so much as lay a finger on their prey. Standing right in the center of that imposing cylinder was Shannon, her arms spread out at her sides with a look of concentration on her face. Seeing this, Gaap hummed to herself before raising her voice once more.

“There it is. I’d almost forgotten about your specialty. Cowering behind that little shield of yours really suits a timid girl like yourself, doesn’t it? But you know what, furniture~”

Shannon tensed up at the sudden feeling of hot breath tickling her ear. Those last few words had not come from the direction of the arbor, instead originating from directly behind her, inside the supposed safety of her barrier.

“Things like that are totally useless against me.”

Without her realizing, Gaap had made use of her portals once more in order to appear behind Shannon, effortlessly infiltrating her protective barrier. Shannon’s mind began to race as she hurriedly went over her options trying not to panic at this sudden turn of events. Within this cramped space, she was at least safe from the wide swings of Gaap’s kicks. But at the same time, she was also left unable to defend herself, totally immobilized for as long as she continued to hold up her barrier. In front of her, the goat attendants had already risen to their feet and were watching the two of them intently, just waiting for her to lower her defenses. Should she lower her barrier and try to make a break for it, or maybe-.

“-!”

Shannon’s thoughts came to an abrupt halt as she felt Gaap’s arms circle around her hips before pulling her into a close embrace. The rain-soaked figures of the two scantily clad women were pressed tightly together. Shannon was acutely aware of the soft warmth enveloping her back as Gaap mashed her massive breasts against it, her erect nipples scraping the girl’s shoulder blades as she purposefully pushed them into her. Wrapping a long leg around Shannon’s hips, Gaap began to lustfully grind her crotch on Shannon’s rear, enjoying the soft buttocks' texture against her groin. Leaning her head closer, she gave the maid’s ear a light nibble while simultaneously reaching down with one hand to trace a finger along the edge of her rose-patterned underwear. The onslaught of all these new sensations overwhelmed Shannon’s mind, causing her to blush and stammer despite herself.

“W-What are you-?!”

Gaap swiftly hooked a finger into Shannon’s panties and yanked the waistband forward before releasing it once more. Snapping back into place, the wet elastic slapped against Shannon’s stomach, cutting her flustered outburst short as she winced in pain. Satisfied by this response, Gaap resumed tracing the rim of the panties, her fingertip brushing against the now-reddening skin of her belly, making Shannon shiver. Releasing her ear, Gaap whispered seductively.

“I just thought I’d take this opportunity to have some fun. What’s the matter? We’re both girls after all. There’s nothing to be embarrassed about.”

>>16163539
Couldn't fit this onto the end. Sorry for cutting off at such a weird place this time. On the upside, part 4 is already more than halfway written, so it should hopefully be out much sooner. Next time: the breast

>>16163539
Couldn't fit this onto the end. Sorry for cutting off at such a weird place this time. On the upside, part 4 is already more than halfway written, so it should hopefully be out much sooner.

>>16163594
Is there an archive of all your work somewhere?

>>16163923
Aside from my hard drive and an external backup, no. Maybe I should think about making one.

What the fug just happened

>>16164463
An over zealous janitor.

I wonder if Ryukishi is excited for the new CCS anime. I'm pretty sure he's a fan of the old one, judging by some of his Leaf Fight illustrations

Ryukishi's new manga starts today. Translation never, as usual

>>16165588
>「ひぐらしのなく頃に」
>「ROSE GUNS DAYS」の
NNNNNNNNNNNGH

Would reading higurashi increase my enjoyment of umineko? I can follow the story fine enough without it but it seems like I'm missing out on big cues sometimes.

>>16165809
somewhat, there's cues here and there and there's like 3 characters who are related to Higurashi.

but either way, read it anyhow.

Just started on episode 5, and I have to say, it's a lot better than episode 4. I already want to know more about Erika.

>>16165809
I tried reading Higurashi and I really didn't like it. That was before I even knew what Umineko was though.

>>16165829
ep4 only picks up in the non-ange parts, so the last 1/4th or so.

>>16165588
>頃に
Is this also related to WTC? Or is he just putting that at the end of all his titles now?

i give you hambubger

cute burg

>>16165771
The Rose Guns Days manga was published in the same magazine, so maybe that's why they listed that instead. Or maybe Umineko is completely irrelevant now

>>16165588
Jesus Christ how disgisting

>>16165809
YES! PLEASE DO IT!
I really regret reading Umineko first.
People say it won't spoil you, but if you're as autistic as me, it would.

>>16165860
Oh.
Was higurashi published there too?
Otherwise PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

>>16165330
>Leaf Fight illustrations
Wait! Do you have any other pics of Ryu's Leaf Fight illustrations?!

>>16165829
>I tried reading Higurashi and I really didn't like it. That was before I even knew what Umineko was though.
Episode one is a true diamond. Just get through the sol part and it's an incredible horror story.
Anime a shit, deen a cancer btw.

>>16165922
>Was higurashi published there too?
No.
And after checking, only a one volume spin-off story for RGD was pulished there, the main Seasons weren't. So that proably isn't the reason after all

>>16165937
i think deen did a pretty sharp job friendo

>>16165904
well i just dropped the $20 and bought it, guess I'll put reading the rest of umi off until it's done. i don't have any choice but to pirate kai though.

>>16165771
>Rose Guns Days is more relevant than Umineko now
Anime adaptation when?

>>16165979
Never ever

>>16165979
>
I WON'T ACCEPT THAT

>>16165979

I would expect an Higanbana anime adaptation before that nightmare.

Shannon vs Gaap part 3
http://pastebin.com/PM2iD1sK