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ITT she sees your penis.

>> No.1607649
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Public Indecency.

>> No.1607678
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>> No.1607683
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>> No.1607688

>>1607636
She's pointing above my head, which makes either means my penis is over 2 feet long, or I have a penis growing off the top of my head.

>> No.1607693

>>1607688

The latter.

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>> No.1607705

ITT I sage this thread.

>> No.1607738

>>1607705
Your sage only makes my penis harder.

>> No.1607742

>>1607636
> "HAHAHA" That thing is way too big, it will never fit inside!"

>> No.1607756

>>1607636
ITT Eirin hangs herself

>> No.1607815

I've always thought these threads were immensely stupid.

Also, I've had to check to make sure I hadn't accidentally opened /a/ instead of /jp/ a surprising number of times today. This does not please me.

>> No.1607825

>>1607815
Memes are the scourge of the internet.

Yes. This is a meme.

>> No.1607835

>>1607636

GERA GERA GERA GERA GERA GERA GERA GERA GERA GERA GERA GERA GERA GERA GERA GERA GERA GERA GERA GERA GERA

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>> No.1607864

>>1607825
This is a sage.

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>> No.1607928

>>1607864
THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

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sure is random around here.. but, oh well... why not...

>> No.1607988

Not /jp/ related.

ITT she sees your cancer.

>> No.1607995

>>1607678
;___;

>> No.1608001

>>1607988
you're quite right
it's just a silly thread on 4chan. I don't know why this forum must copy that site...

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>>1608001
this forum

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>>1608001
>this forum

>> No.1608010

ITT: Trolls having a shitstorm at 7 AM

Also: Me going back to sleep until faggots are gone

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>>1607988
>>1608001
>>1607864
>>1607825
>>1607815
>>1607705
Obvious same faggot

>> No.1608024

>>1608021
and he clearly doesn't know what sageru does...
oh well

>> No.1608028

括弧意物語兄貴

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>> No.1608081

>>1608021

Oy, me and Flandre have business to discuss. The rest of you clear out. You can go visit Rinnosuke.

What? No. Get the fuck off me, Tewi. I hate you.

>> No.1608091

>>1608081
Enjoy your rape in mud by Tewi.

>> No.1608105

>>1608091

It's a fucking rabbit. I have a Remington 700 in a case about 10 feet away from me.

I'd her face.

>> No.1608121

>>1608105

...Is that some kind of danmaku game?

>> No.1608123

>>1608081
Leave Tewi to me, then.

>> No.1609253

>>1608123
/jp/ - Sports

>> No.1609274

>>1608021
WHATS ALL THIS THEN? NO LOITERIN IN THA MIDDLE OF THA ROAD.

>> No.1609284

>>1609274
Go back to /beatles/.

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>> No.1609339

>>1609320
We see her penis?

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>> No.1609362

>>1609341
Those eyes, I wish to eat them.

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>> No.1609375

>>1609339
Do girls have to grab there too aside from if they have one?

>> No.1609392

>>1609375
Huh?

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I guess this would explain why I'm hard as a rock

>> No.1609404

>>1609392
Don't worry; he's asking about girls. You wouldn't know anything about that.

>> No.1609407

>>1609404
ಥ_ಥ

>> No.1610859

I like to a warm banana.

>> No.1610872

>>1610859
Drown in your ageru and die.

>> No.1610877

>>1609406
Oh u

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... is that some kind of... melted... vanilla tootsie roll?

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>> No.1611021

shinkuglass.jpg

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>>1607839

Hey, what's the original version of this?

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>> No.1611212

Kaguya sniffed Mokou's overpooped diapy. "Mmm, this diapy smells so mokomoko!" she exclaimed, and promptly rubbed it all over her face.

MEANWHILE Tei and Reisen were being forced by Eirin to play Strip/Drug Poker. They were both losing.

"Ohohoho! The Brain of the Moon shall win! Then, I shall give you dicks and you both shall fuck!"

"Auauau!" screeched Tei.

"Aauaua!" screeched Reisen.

Finally, they lost, and Eirin gave them both dicks and they fucked. Kaguya was still getting lost in Mokou's freshness, however! That's a story for another day though, dear ones.

>> No.1611229

stop trolling

>> No.1611231

>>1611212
XDDDDDDDDD

>> No.1611261

One day, Mokou was out shopping with the neet. They drank a lot of lemonade and had to piss, so they went to the bathroom together. While Mokou was doing her business, the neet stuck her head under the stall divider.

"So what do you think of that new dress? Shit is so cash, right?"

"Kaguya, you can't do that!" Mokou screamed. "Get out!"

Mokou started kicking the neet in the face, but the neet braved the pain and slithered under the divider and into the spacious stall. The neet carefully squirmed her arm under Mokou's leg and began to finger her. This caused Mokou's piss stream to intensify, a golden torrent rivaling a fire hydrant. The piss was powerful enough to knock down the stall door, sending it crashing into the far wall. Picking Mokou up by her underarms, the neet carried her around as a mobile piss cannon, blasting holes in walls and ripping apart innocent shoppers in a wall of hot urine. When Mokou was finally exhausted, the pair stood in the ruins of the mall, knee--deep in a golden lake. Piss mixed with shoppers' blood rained down from what was left of the ceiling. Too embarrassed to even move, she offered no resistance as the neet shoved her head underwater and drowned Mokou in her own piss. The neet whipped out her cell phone and called Cirno, informing the fairy of a whole new lake that just formed that she can play in.

FINLAND

>> No.1613143

I can't believe this incredibly retarded thread I made is still going. You guys are so easy now.

>> No.1613252

>>1613143
That's because someone gave us yukkuris.

>> No.1614316

>>1611231
>XDDDDDDDDD

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