/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>1595527
What is that? I see so many things. I don't know whether to be afraid or if I should be laughing.

>>1595559
Tanpopo! And you should be laughing.

>Part30

Really? 30 threads about ugly 3D bitches?

<--- SPERM --->

>>1595583
TANPONS XD

So now that we've gotten our hands on the sheet music. Are any of you actually playing it?

Kago looks so nice in her uniform

>>1595580
Again, It's nothing compared to your 30,000 threads about ugly 2D bitches.

>>1595608
I don't play the piano, if someone gets me some actual usable guitar tabs for some GOOD songs that aren't just chords like Morning Coffee which is too easy to learn then I'd learn it.

>>1595599
I just now realized it is shopped ;_;

>>1595621
You don't seem to have a sharp eye.

so happy

>>1595676

>>1595495
Playing in it!?
yes. it was some sort of celebrity tournament.

>>1595826
of tsuji?

>>1595722
Tanakamaru

i think aya was there too

>>1595861
Does someone care enough to dig up the link for me? I feel like I've seen something like it but I have no idea, and I'm pretty interested.

>>1596155
I got a .ts or two laying around somewhere with Ayaya at some golf tournament awhile ago (news clips iirc) I'll look for it tomorrow.

YOU'VE BEEN SPOTTED

she has a 6th sense

>>1597568
>>1597571
>>1597572
>>1597575

Why would you do that?

>>1597589
It's like a safari. Seeing animals in the wild is more interesting than seeing them in a zoo.

>>1597596
I have to agree with you, but...fuck. I wish to be the camera man. ;__;

>>1597571
do all momusu members (except for junjun/linlin) still live with their parents?

I know for certain that aichan, kame, and sayu still do, but I am not 100% certain about the others. It seems reina still does from this pic as well.

well, somebody has to do their laundry

>>1597621
Who does Lin live with?

>>1597664
Alone. Although in the same building complex as Jun.

>>1597664
I think she lives alone, like junjun. She said she calls her parents every night before bed, it would make no sense to call them when you live with them.

>>1597645
hmmm panty

>>1597675
I remember reading somewhere that she lived with a host family.

>>1597704
if so, the host family's father is probably a wota in disguise, and we will hopefully get a flood of pics once linlin leaves momusu

So I met a japanese yesterday, and I don't know if he was trolling me or something, but momusu came into our conversation and he told me his father worked in the same company as Gaki-san's father....it maybe a lie, but I think is cooler to think it is truth. And now I'm thinking of a plan to get him get me some stuff, maye used panties and the like, any idea you can give me?

>>1597712
I think the troll is you, but it's nice to pretend.

Maybe an autograph? Or anything her Korean hands have made contact with.

>>1597704
No, she lives alone.

>>1597712
So are you living in Japan?

>used panties and the like
"Could you please tell your father to ask his boss to get you a pair of used panties of his daughter?"

Settle for an autograph.

>>1597716
Yeah I also think I'm trolling even myself, also he said a college friend of his went to same elementary school as Gaki-san.
Main problem is, I'm from Mexico and his studying spanish over here, so there is no way I can verify this ;_;. Just wanted to share my emotions about this with you.....so ronery right now

>>1597722
>I'm from Mexico and his studying spanish
But I think he is going back to Japan for New Year, so that could be a chance to ask him for something. Just got to work him a little bit so he can get me an autograph or something

>>1597725
>lonely

Aren't we all?

>>1597725
ask him where his college friend went to elementary. if he doesn't say 横浜市立藤塚小学校 (Fujizuka Elementary in Yokohama City), then you got your ass trolled.

>>1597722
Do these girls even stop for autographs? Are they so pompous that they'd ignore autograph request if approached on the street?

>>1597737
What I heard is the agency has a no-autograph, no-photograph policy.

>>1597737
their contract doesn't allow them to give autographs or take pics with other people on the street. they can shake hands with you though.

>last thread

This always gets my hopes up :(

>>1597742
Their contract doesn't allow them to do anything. Are the Johnny's boys worth it?

>>1597749
gb2 your 2d/touhou, plz

>>1597735
Oh nice, I was looking for this info right now, but couldn't find it, I'll ask him next time we meet

>>1597742
>>1597744
Hmmm, that sucks... other problem is Japanese are more formal in their relationships, and is harder to ask this kind of things to a fellow worker, well I'll first check how much truth were in his words. If someone finds where Gaki-san's father work, could be also a clue if I was trolled or not. Another thing is that he said he met once with her father, he seemed to be a really serious guy, not easy to ask him for something like this.

>>1597753
their contract technically doesn't allow them to do anything, but many h!p girls still date guys secretly, most of them johnny's members. Take Miyabi, Kanna, Momoko(rumored), and Reina, for example. UFA probably knows about it, but won't take any action until it winds up in a major media newspaper. wotas knew Miki and Mari had boyfriends long before they quit/were fired.

>>1597732
Mexicanos, en mi hebra (lol thread) de Momusu y Ayaya?

If you can't get an autograph you could at least ask him to bring back some merchandise (like a generic signed photo).

>>1597774
I wish to be one of Johnny's. I'd take it from behind just to be one of them.

>>1597768
gaki-san's father is an office worker/salaryman. I'm not sure what company he works for though.

FYI, in case anyone wanted to know, these are the occupations of the fathers of momusu members (that I know of):

Aichan: delivery truck driver (sagawa transport)
Gaki-san: Office worker
Reina: truck driver
Sayu: scientist (ube industries)
Koharu: farmer
Eri: president of steel manufacturing company
Aika: ?
Junjun: ?
Linlin: ?

>>1597797
Do Japanese housewives just lay around the house? We're so alike.

>>1597774
Miyabi, Kanna, Momoko(rumored)

Proof or you're blowing shit out your ass.

>>1597775
I remembered when somebody told me "Tu mama es grasa" (Your mom is fat). Also, I think thread is better translated to hilo in forum language
Also, asking him for stuff is a given.

>>1597778
I'll verify the info, and either be even more excited, or feel really stupid, but happy to have a jap friend to get me stuff and most importantly a japanese address so I can join H!P Fan Club, iei

>>1597807

>>1597807
the pics of kanna and miyabi with their boyfriends have been highly distributed, I'm surprised you haven't seen them before. The only pics of momoko with her rumored bf is those two purikura pics that showed up a few weeks ago. Also, there was a pic of someone who looked like risako kissing a guy, but i'm not sure if anyone confirmed it was her or not.

>>1597819
Oh...

Kinda unrelated question... What's the best kind of gun to blow my own brains out with? I'd like it to be as quick and painless as possible. ;_;

>>1597835
I'd do the same, but guns are illegal where I live. ;__;

>>1597797
shit eri is loaded

>>1597819
so why didn't she get in trouble for this?

>>1597841
if you wondered why she didn't give a shit about the money on the haromoni 400mil dokkiri ep, that is why. I posted a pic of her house (in arakawa-ward) before. It doesn't look like much at first glance (as most japanese houses don't), but it is four stories tall, which is quite above the norm. They also own another piece of property on the block

>>1597881
dont crush my dream aniki

>>1597871
because as I said, it never made it to the big newspapers. Until big media cares, then UFA won't care.

>>1597881

Looks like Engineer Anon is going to have a bit of trouble.

>>1597886
What you say? That only makes her more desirable and does nothing to lessen your masculine charm. Assuming your plan wasn't to woo her with phat cash.

>>1597871
I don't know, but I hope she does. Then she'll find out that the guy doesn't love her and she'll be forced to do JAV or JOIN AVEX LIKE THE REST OF THE MOTHERFUCKING WHORES. Fucking slut...;_;

>>1597896
iirc, i think those pics were from a year ago or so.

Johnny's boys make me rage so fucking hard. Picture related.

>>1597774
>Reina

Any proof?

>>1597896
yeah, i dont think she's good enough for avex

>>1597889
I already said that I'm not aiming to entice her with money.
And I wouldn't want a wife easily moved by money either. Tomorrow she could run off with a richer bastard or whore herself for a pile of cash. Not nice.

<3

>>1597912
see previous thread

>>1597912
besides what was in the last thread, I also have another pic on my home comp. I won't be back until tonight though.

Also, was there any proof to the rumors about reina being pregnant once before? Or were they just shitty rumors?

>>1598139
That slut.

>>1597811

>tu mama es grasa

that's more in the lines of "your mother is grease", which I find very amusing

>>1598139
stop spreading rumors,oniisan

>>1598221
i'm not trying to spread it, I've just seen this rumor many times before on different sites including 2ch, and I am wondering if there is any truth in it.

>>1595527
つまんね

>>1597914
The kids have no vocal talent whatsoever (to put it nicely), and I'm sure nobody here honestly thinks they have a shot outside of UFA as solo artists.

Hell, none of the current Momusu lineup have the ability to go solo, maybe Ai or Reina after a _lot_ of work, but the rest are marginally better than or on par with Rika... again, to put it nicely.

>>1598376
Speaking of rika, what does she do now? Just go to a few gatas games, and participate in that new j-punk band?

there seemed to be such a big future for her when she was young...

>>1598314
i agree that tanpopo sucked. I don't see how so many people liked them.

>>1598400
Tanpopo 1 is the best shit Tsunku ever wrote.

>>1598400
I like early Tanpopo. Sometimes it's nice to hear something else than the usual j-pop.

He play some Hello! Project songs by bass.
Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMTwFxtAXto&fmt=18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhSdQ6am2hQ&fmt=18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu2U3Me26h8&fmt=18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HHGkcI73Vs&fmt=18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUp1H-CdIcE&fmt=18

>>1598587
Only faggots play bass.

>>1598587
Seriously, you are the next Big Mac anon.

I like Tanpopo.

>>1598616
Oh you, bass is one of the sexiest instruments.

>>1598683
Bass is what you play because the band already had a guitarist.

Does anyone know can I get this episode of Downtown DX (aired on 6/11)? Tried Mari-loader and Share without avail.

>>1599061
d-addicts.net has most of the downtown episodes available, just not sure about number of seeders

man i work 8 hours and i miss the investigative twist in this thread
Could someone fill me in on Ai's boyfriend?
The luckiest bastard

>>1599188
All that's known is that he plows that ass all night long.

>>1599188
Thank you anon.
http://www.d-addicts.com/forum/viewtopic_67287.htm

>Ai's boyfriend
You mean those muffled recordings?

>>1599203
could you imagine that heaven, years of built up hornyness and sexual curiousness
lavished upon one singular man, it makes me wanna rage
>>1599216
those were terrible, i thought i remembered someone posting pictures of the supposed guy

>>1599274

FFFFFFUUUUUUUU

>>1597913
>Tomorrow she could run off with a richer bastard or whore herself for a pile of cash
how dare you, my waifu is pristine, immaculate

>>1599371
How about some reading comprehension?

>>1599061
what's up with her smile? botox overload or something?

Ai is so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant then take long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, forcing my cock down her throat so she choked on both the throbbing cock aand her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife.Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very own soul.forgiving,understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her in a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest. They will be scarred for life.

>>1599630


fapfapfap

>>1599630
fascinating

>>1599630
Everyday is a repost day, even in /jp/.
I'd still want to do the same thing to her though

>>1599630
;_;
i feel so old. how many years it has been?
3??
4??
;_;

>>1599371
>my waifu is pristine, immaculate
I hate the thought of trolling my future waifu but here you go. See attached picture.

My thoughts on this? Even if it's true, my objective is not changing.

>>1599630
Reheated stale pasta is reheated and stale.

>>1599784
waifu defense is really just a form of trolling MM threads really, it shouldnt be taken serious
I was only joking when i posted that, my viewpoint on Eri is still unchanged regardless of that incident.

>>1599784
I choked. That's definitely a brother. Or a cousin.

>>1599775
Only 3.

>>1599813
One of those is male?

Cool story, bro.

>>1599824
jesus, what board what that on back then? /b/ ?

>>1599775
>>1599732
>>1599784
>>1599824

remember when /b/ was good?
;_;

>>1599851
/b/ was never good.

>>1599851
Neither do I.

>>1599813
The magazine claimed otherwise.
You don't kiss your cousin or brother... Oh wait, it's Japan.

Still, the guy had absurd claims. Just trolling to get some attention, nothing big.

>>1599851
To tell the truth, I've never lurked /b/ in my 4 years here. I first saw that pasta being reposted here with Sayu instead of Ai.

>>1599784
good job aniki
now im going to cry myself to sleep

>>1599824
god i wonder what 3-4 years pf 4chan could do to someone's development and psyche

>>1599991
Isn't that a parody of some picture with Saber?

so did anyone x-ray this, lol

>>1600450
>>1600469
>>1600494
>snap0001.jpg
big mac anon

>>1600577
would you prefer the png's instead?

looks like aya's been eating too many big macs

本文なし。

>>1600769

>>1600769
In before p'z up.

oh how i love this part, does anyone have the gif from this moment ?

now i get it, give Eri tons of food and she'll play nice with the chinese , jeez should of realized that before

wow

>>1601083
>>1601118
Moar twin drills.

>>1601179
gee i wonder who could be posting this pic
also
kamei has flamingo toes, strange for girls isn't it?

would you like some more eri feet?

>>1601230
only weirdos focus on the feet when there is so much else going on but its not like your going to listen anyways

>>1601284
and?

:3

>>1601349
adorable.

>>1601244
she also has an awesome laugh.

Picture related.

oh hAi

Oh my god. Gaki has the greatest voice ever for どうにもとまらない best line in the whole song. This song is amazing, too.

>>1601438
get that creepy pedo shoop out of here, you'll attract more your kind

>>1601465
It figures that I would get a picture of that sort when I randomly click... Sorry.

Anyway, Gaki has the greatest voice ever for どうにもとまらない best line in the whole song. The song is amazing, too.

>>1601359

>>1601492
So you mentioned you knew a few chords to piece together Morning Coffee. Do you know any other songs or have tabs for them?

>>1601535
I found them on mainstream guitar tab sites, just google Morning Musume tabs. Most songs they have are just chord progressions but I'm on the search (though I haven't searched long) for some songs with tabbed solos and such, stuff more difficult. If you find anything good, let me know. After playing guitar for 5.5 years I need something hard, and I know they exist, Tsunku hires some really talented people sometimes for songs but no one tabs those. I might write up a few some day if I ever feel really determined but you can probably guess how rare that is.

>>1601582
Me too. I'll have a look later on. Hopefully I can find enough for me to cover and sing along to.

What gear do you use?

>>1601619
Let's not de-rail the thread, but I haven't bought anything guitar related in quite a while, but I use a Hamer Sunburst Archtop Quilt Top and a White Gibson SG.

>>1601652
Right. I'm sorry.

>>1601689
Hater, Is that you? You play guitar?

Look at that cute little tummy.

>>1601708
It's me, and yes I do play guitar. That person going around posting videos of that guy playing on bass has made we want to cover some of their songs, and those metal covers too.

Lovely Aika.

>>1595621
Here's something I found that came with this video.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VmwBrnQ6rls

>>1601741
Yeah, the Bass guy rekindled my flame as well. He also made me want a cool mask.

I just want to lay my head on her tummy ;_;

>>1601793
I would also like to do that.

>>1601783
Oh, cool, Saved for later. It seems like the guy just played something in the same key but not what's actually in the solo for the first part.

I remember this guy from a while back he plays a bunch of H!P songs on classical guitar, extremely talented.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rChLEzG-U4A&feature=related

Sage for Youtube comments.

I agree with the other guitarboys in this thread, H!P tabs are always welcomed. And I mean real tabs not just the chords written above the lyrics....goddamn. Someone should make some wota sit down and tab out a bunch of songs in GuitarPro.

>>1601872
I'm still searching, but I've taken a break because I stumbled across a cover that made my blood boil.

>>1601904
I had to stop because I was looking at some covers and got linked to a bunch of dance cover videos, It's probably the most I've ever wanted to punch a girl in the face in a long time.

>>1601942
I can't really blame you. I felt the same way.

<-- its a fuckin shame if shes not getting laid regularly.

>>1602103
I hate saying it, but she is so fuckable it's insane...

>>1602120
Indeed. Petite girls like Mari is a-O-fucking-K in my book.

Q.E.D.

>>1599784
Photoshopped, welcome to last year.

Cover You song list
http://www.jbook.co.jp/p/p.aspx/3651617/s

1-1(2:33) 渚のシンドバッド
1-2(2:49) どうにもとまらない
1-3(3:48) 居酒屋
アーティスト：五木ひろし／アーティスト：高橋愛
1-4(4:22) ペッパー警部（ＡＬＢＵＭ　Ｖｅｒ．）
1-5(3:24) 白い蝶のサンバ
1-6(3:00) 青春時代
1-7(4:21) 林檎殺人事件
1-8(3:36) ロマンス（ＡＬＢＵＭ　Ｖｅｒ．）
1-9(3:33) 街の灯り
アーティスト：高橋愛／アーティスト：新垣里沙
1-10(2:59) 恋のダイヤル６７００

>>1602673
She's so beautiful. So beautiful...

Pin pon pan taisou (It has Ayaya as MC in it!).
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=BjsHMJ7PnTM

And how nice, Yagucchan, wanting to educate yourself. I wish Eri had your mindset and determination.

>>1602776

Rumour: weekly bunshun

About Kouhaku

>>1602820
>Kohaku

Oh no you didn't.

>>1602800
Come on, don't cry on me. I only wish you had some curiosity in you. Don't you want to know how things work? Why do things happen? Don't you want to understand better this world we live in?

Knowledge is power. When you don't have it nor can critically analyze by yourself, you are reduced to a mindless sheep that can only think what others tell you to think and do what others command you to do.

You don't want that, do you?

>>1602820
no h!p and no akb48? gay

Lovely Aika.

Goodnight /jp/.

:]

>>1602776
>http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=BjsHMJ7PnTM
Great... and here I thought I had every single one of her televised performances from 2008 in HD. ;_;

>>1603051
>lovely?

sweet drawing

>>1603829
I had stumbled upon similar drawings of other members, like Mikitty, but didn't save them.

>>1602800
what's that from?

>>1603956
Hello! Morning 2005.02.06, Iida graduation episode.

>>1603941
The irony is it's an American artist.

>>1603829

Good Naruto!

You are looking kind of cool!

>>1604232

MY DOG RAN AWAY I CAN"T FIND IT HELP ME PLEASE

>>1604561
wat?

>>1604561
I puked a little bit.

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