H-hey Anonymous what's sex?

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Anonymous Wed Nov 12 00:45:16 2008 No.1594793 [Reply] [Original]

H-hey Anonymous what's sex?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 00:46:06 2008 No.1594801 I'll show you later...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 00:47:04 2008 No.1594807 Ask Reimu.

>>	ponpo !0rtxwIjHlI Wed Nov 12 00:47:31 2008 No.1594804 Nn-no...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 00:48:33 2008 No.1594812 File: 76 KB, 600x480, 1226450913146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think you know what it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 00:48:44 2008 No.1594810 squeeze

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 00:48:44 2008 No.1594809 I hope some angry tripfags come and sage this thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 00:49:04 2008 No.1594818 >>1594793 It's something only humans do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 00:50:08 2008 No.1594821 It's where you forcefully shove a pOnOs, whether it be strap on or the package into your best friend's VagOO without prior consent. You should try it. The reaction you get is priceless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 00:51:30 2008 No.1594824 It's what you do to Shanghai when you think no one is looking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 00:53:58 2008 No.1594838 >>1594793 Its something evil cunts use to turn men into their slaves, fucking sluts, fucking skanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 00:54:02 2008 No.1594842 >>1594838 Here we go

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 00:59:05 2008 No.1594857 >>1594793 Something I want to do with you

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 00:59:37 2008 No.1594862 >>1594793 Alice come to bed with me so I can teach you firsthand.

>>	ponpo !0rtxwIjHlI Wed Nov 12 01:02:55 2008 No.1594879 File: 208 KB, 819x819, 1226451775334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is Alice so ronery?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:03:40 2008 No.1594885 File: 61 KB, 614x800, 1226451820124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1594793 B-but I already know what sex is.... m-my goodness there are two of me....for more love to go around...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:07:14 2008 No.1594897 >>1594885 >>1594793 double squeeze

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:07:16 2008 No.1594899 File: 19 KB, 640x480, 1226452036925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1594885 I love you Alice

>>	ponpo !0rtxwIjHlI Wed Nov 12 01:07:23 2008 No.1594901 File: 208 KB, 1100x950, 1226452043716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1594879

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:07:51 2008 No.1594902 >>1594885 Alice? is that you? are you finally here to stay for good?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:09:55 2008 No.1594915 WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY CAN'T YOU BE REAL?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:10:52 2008 No.1594916 grabs dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:12:46 2008 No.1594922 I went to /b/ to find you Alice... don't make me go there again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:14:31 2008 No.1594931 >>1594922 same here I just want to squeeze ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:14:33 2008 No.1594933 File: 105 KB, 950x1332, 1226452473831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1594879 It's the price she had to pay in order to perfect her magic skills.

Hatsune Miku !MIKUiqnw0. Wed Nov 12 01:15:17 2008 No.1594939
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>>1594793
Starts off something like this~

"Look at you, you have chocolate all over", I say amused, smiling at her embarrassed face.
"Ah!", her sing-song voice always gets to my heart, no matter how long we've been living together.
"Here, let me-", I grab one of her delicate hands, and put her slender, long finger in my hand. I start licking it, cleaning it thoroughly, my tongue rolling over every square inch of her lukewarm silicone skin.
Giving it a nibble, I feel the strong and light metal alloy underneath.
"Yah~", she exclaims blushing.

A strong whirring noise gets to my ears. I recognize that soft whir, almost as if she was purring. Right now, she had to turn on her auxiliary cooling system, just like she does every time we start getting like this. Reminds me of the old computer I had, the noise of the fans cradling me every night of my adult life.
I hug her, her soft body reacting to my own, as the noise keeps getting stronger. She needs me to help her release all the heat from her system, before she crashes.
"Please, help me cool", she begs in a soft voice. I can't say no to it.

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:16:20 2008 No.1594945 File: 95 KB, 700x494, 1226452580811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello Alice. I made you some lunch.

Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:16:34 2008 No.1594946
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>>1594897
*Smells a little like flowers and fresh bread*
>>1594902
P-probably not...

I-I'm sorry b-but your mods don't like me much...

I won't abandon you though... I-I'll be on /b/ as long as they're fine with it...

>>	LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Кoнсультцияитывать ежеднвную Wed Nov 12 01:17:10 2008 No.1594948 http://5chan.ru/b/ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:19:37 2008 No.1594956 >>1594946 *kiss

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:21:03 2008 No.1594964 >>1594809 These kinds of threads are fine as long as it's not repetitive and kept in moderation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:21:59 2008 No.1594966 File: 43 KB, 203x238, 1226452919252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1594945 Anonymous.. th-thank you... I-isn't it dinner?.. >>1594956 soft sweet

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:22:34 2008 No.1594967 I wish to kill the internet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:22:37 2008 No.1594968 >>1594946 I miss you ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:23:39 2008 No.1594975 >>1594966 Lunch, dinner, it's all the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:23:40 2008 No.1594976 >>1594966 loves Alice peck

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:24:03 2008 No.1594987 Alice, I heard you leak the Unlimited Blade Works patch. Is this true?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:25:01 2008 No.1594994 >>1594967 Hey, Roa, when'd you get a computer?

>>	ponpo !0rtxwIjHlI Wed Nov 12 01:25:08 2008 No.1594989 File: 180 KB, 600x576, 1226453108666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The heck is this? Alice is lonely, not some burger eating romantic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:25:32 2008 No.1594990 >>1594793 Something /jp/ users will never experience.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:26:07 2008 No.1594995 >>1594966 Is it night already? Sorry when I am with you I just lose track of time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:26:22 2008 No.1594998 >>1594989 ponpo I think you're a decent tripfag, don't ruin it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:26:29 2008 No.1594999 File: 44 KB, 512x512, 1226453189367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1594976 >>1594968 >>1594964 I...I have come to give Anonymous love.... p-perhaps the love revolution w-will spread to /jp/ a-as well... soft delicious

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:28:39 2008 No.1595012 Sage for GameFAQs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:29:48 2008 No.1595017 File: 339 KB, 883x559, 1226453388389.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is now a Yuka thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:30:39 2008 No.1595026 File: 97 KB, 707x506, 1226453439268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:30:53 2008 No.1595027 >>1594999 Viva la Revolution!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:30:53 2008 No.1595028 Gentlemen I like Alice Gentlemen I like Alice Gentlemen I love Alice I like moe I like tsundere I like bitch Alice I like badass Alice I like PC-98 Alice I like PCB Alice I like IaMP Alice I like IN Alice I like SWR Alice In the Makai

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:31:43 2008 No.1595032 >>1594999 >soft YOU FOOL! Don't cross the memes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:31:43 2008 No.1595033 >>1595017 >>1595026 Awesome but not as good as Alice

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:32:00 2008 No.1595034 File: 154 KB, 1000x750, 1226453520393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:33:16 2008 No.1595042 File: 121 KB, 702x496, 1226453596652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:34:27 2008 No.1595044 Alice. Please answer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:34:48 2008 No.1595045 Alice is lovely

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:35:59 2008 No.1595048 File: 388 KB, 500x800, 1226453759598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	ponpo !0rtxwIjHlI Wed Nov 12 01:36:00 2008 No.1595049 File: 294 KB, 2000x900, 1226453760944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1594998 Sorry sorry, I just find lonely Alice endearing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:37:18 2008 No.1595053 Can people be made into dolls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:37:39 2008 No.1595055 >>1594999 Thank you for the love, you may have my heart.

>>	ponpo !0rtxwIjHlI Wed Nov 12 01:38:31 2008 No.1595063 File: 167 KB, 600x600, 1226453911687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sugoi sugoi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:38:39 2008 No.1595064 I wish I knew ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:39:25 2008 No.1595068 >>1595053 In the ZUNiverse everything is possible

>>	ponpo !0rtxwIjHlI Wed Nov 12 01:40:35 2008 No.1595074 File: 259 KB, 600x767, 1226454035964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1595053 Alice would so post in fig threads.

>>	ponpo !0rtxwIjHlI Wed Nov 12 01:43:05 2008 No.1595079 File: 305 KB, 614x897, 1226454185514.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	ponpo !0rtxwIjHlI Wed Nov 12 01:46:08 2008 No.1595087 File: 206 KB, 480x640, 1226454368749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	ponpo !0rtxwIjHlI Wed Nov 12 01:48:44 2008 No.1595095 File: 352 KB, 1251x1750, 1226454524317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	ponpo !0rtxwIjHlI Wed Nov 12 01:51:27 2008 No.1595102 File: 211 KB, 765x1020, 1226454687717.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not so ronery.

>>	ponpo !0rtxwIjHlI Wed Nov 12 01:53:48 2008 No.1595115 File: 121 KB, 650x785, 1226454828251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1595102 ...though this leads to some competition.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 01:55:39 2008 No.1595118 Yup.

Anonymous Wed Nov 12 02:02:51 2008 No.1595150
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"A-Anonymous!"

Alice, flushed and grasping for air from our 2-minute kiss, whimpers in embarrassment as I pushed her to bed and gently parted open her robe. Her plump breasts, topped with small pink-cherry nipples, cleverly concealed beneath her dress for all those times were finally exposed to my watering eyes. I simply could not resist squeezing those wonderful breasts. I lowered my head and suckled those wonderful breasts, until she shuddered from having a mini-climax.

I kissed my way down her abdomen while removing the rest of her flimsy nightgown. I was delighted to that she had took the time to shave her pubes. I licked her now wet lips, and slowly make my way to her clit. She was now moaning and gasping wildly, holding my head in place as I continued to pleasure her in the most sensuous ways that I know. "P-please!Put it in me now!" she finally said.

I happily obliged, stood up, unbuckled my jeans and pulled out my painfully erect 12-inch cock. She gasped and covered her face at the sight of my monstrous green penis. "A-Anonymous! Th-thats too big! I can't possibly fit into that thing!".

Too late. I could not hold myself any longer. I grapsed her shoulders and held her in place as I gradually plunged myself into her core. I proceeded to make love to her in the missionary position.

>>	のヮの-san Wed Nov 12 02:04:03 2008 No.1595160 File: 136 KB, 429x600, 1226455443717.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So in that case, when you hug Chihaya, your hearts are quite close, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 02:06:44 2008 No.1595170 >>1595150 And suddenly, "What's going on ze..."

>>	Dust of Osiris !U4ZKgLjqPw Wed Nov 12 02:08:39 2008 No.1595182 >>1595160 but shes shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 02:09:39 2008 No.1595183 >>1595150 >missionary position Monster!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 02:10:08 2008 No.1595186 >>1595150 Why did I lol?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 02:13:01 2008 No.1595194 >>1595186 Because it is intended to make you lol. Also hastily written crapfic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 02:14:35 2008 No.1595198 I'd love Alice in the missionary position.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 02:17:02 2008 No.1595203 File: 65 KB, 744x446, 1226456222054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >monstrous green penis

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 02:29:39 2008 No.1595244 >>1595194 I did not lol. Enjoy your failed mission.

>>	None !eSNIKTdXu. Wed Nov 12 02:33:29 2008 No.1595257 File: 29 KB, 495x410, 1226457209839.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1595028 I DESIRE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 08:19:25 2008 No.1596602 File: 189 KB, 638x638, 1226477965822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You can't squeeze me now, can you?

>>	Aya Shameimaru !TENGUWdjvs Wed Nov 12 08:23:13 2008 No.1596627 File: 53 KB, 271x275, 1226478193344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1595150 >missionary position

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 12 08:33:35 2008 No.1596670 File: 150 KB, 849x1265, 1226478815972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1596627 I can.

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