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Boom boom kitty.

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>> No.15837841
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15837841

First for best girl!

>> No.15837842

Dragons are cute once again.

>> No.15837844

Maids are olev

>> No.15837848

>>15837815
That was well-timed mate.

>> No.15837852

>>15837841
Truth is good.

>You know exactly where this one is going

In my mouth, because I'll be kissing it so much.

>> No.15837863

>>15837852
That will be a very happy girl

>> No.15837867

>>15837842
Best when they have massive breasts and toned abs.

>> No.15837870

>>15837761
White fur with gold highlights, silver-gold hair, and clear blue eyes that emit an aura almost like liquid sky.
Their ears are tall enough to stick up through the top of their halos, too.

They're protective, insinctually wrapping around and embracing their mate to keep them warm and safe. And they adore sex that is charged with emotion, intimacy and genuine selflessness.

And where a hellhound's flames will burn and destroy, a heavenhound's light and aura can be used to infuse living beings and manifest physical constructs.

>> No.15837871

>>15837844
Shoggoths are my favorite meidos.

>> No.15837878

>>15837871
But they are not maids, they are eldritch abominations

Would you really trust one with your house?

>> No.15837890

>>15837878
>Would you really trust one with your house?

They can create Woks from their own mass and use those to cook up stir fry.
They can let you use their soft, squishy bodies and breasts as a resting place.
Their asses are most definitely fat.

So yes, I do trust them.

>> No.15837891

>>15837867
Damn right.

Big, strong, protective, gentle, cute, what is there not to like?

>> No.15837901

>>15837878
It'd be pretty convenient to have a house that can shift and rearrange. Although getting lost on the way to the kitchen could be a problem too.

>> No.15837902

Woyld a Shog react if you spanked her big bottom?

>> No.15837906

>>15837902
Your hand would sink into the abyss.

>> No.15837911
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15837911

>>15837844
Maids are wonderful, but we already knew that.
>>15837878
The softest girls, with love you see glowing inside them. Of course I would.

>last thread had less than 2000 posts didnt hit image limit
Its like everyone is starting hibernation early.

>> No.15837917

>>15837911
It's been like that for the past threads.

Also, can a Mindflayer flay a Shog to make her think she is an object?

>> No.15837922

>>15837911
Some say its school, others think its because people leave cause this place is dropping in quality.

>> No.15837927

>>15837878
I certainly wouldn't. I don't want anything weird happening to me or my stuff.

>> No.15837931

>>15837917
I don't think you can flay something that doesn't have a brain

>> No.15837937

>>15837931
Oh yeah, forgot they were a gooey mess.

But can a Shog create a brain for herself so a Flayer can flay her?

>> No.15837946
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15837946

Why is loen so nice?
Always giving me new Miia pictures

>> No.15837948

>>15837911
College students have things to do.

>> No.15837953

>>15837946
I wish Loen did things for me. Like drawing my shitty Golem Sandy and a Wurm playying an earth shattering game of pattycake.

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>>15837901
http://pastebin.com/mr6ZmrGz
This shog story has some of that.

>tfw living in Queen Shog house
>wake up in king size bed, which proceeds to envelop you completely, then spitting you out fully dressed.
>breakfast arrives on a moving table
>floor becomes a moving chair that brings you to your gaming station
>whoops, dropped a bit of toast on the floor
>It sinks into the tile, never to be seen again.

Shogs are just fucking great.

>> No.15837965

>>15837937
Maybe just for kinky times. I doubt any flaying would be permanent after the Shog dissolved her fake brain away.

>> No.15837966

>>15837937
This is the kind of question that forces a man to lose his sanity in order to find the answer

That made me think, Mindflayers are strongly devoted to the Demons of Chaos, they still live underground and they are even considered to be their minions

Meanwhile Shoggoths abandoned the Demons of Chaos, live above ground and have absolutely nothing to do with them

Could there be some tensions between the 2 species?

>> No.15837970

Oppai loli dragons!

>> No.15837980

>>15837965
Maybe I should take a look at their profiles again. I got some very interesting ideas involving a Shog and a Flayer.

>>15837966
Maybe. But I guess a mindflayer would understand why the shoggoths left them when she finds herself a nice husband.

>> No.15837982

>>15837946
You've cast some kind of witchcraft over his mind.

>> No.15837986
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15837986

She is your wife and your going to like it

>> No.15837988

>>15837948
Good old MGCU. Such a lovely place.

Just stay away from the sororities.

>> No.15837989

>>15837966
I have wondered this myself, even more so considered Wendigos are chaos girls as well, and yet seem to be entirely goalless, with no mention of chaos gods in their profile. I like to think Mindflayers have a subtle tension with everything, while Shoggoths dont really care.

I do however think that DL monsters would be highly aggressive towards Chaos monsters. Chaos monsters don't fit in the DL designed plan for humans, which is the inccubization of human men. The transformations by Chaos girls would be seen as abominations by DL monsters.

>> No.15838000

>>15837989
I wonder where Wonderland stands on that topic.

>> No.15838001

>>15837970
They can't fly properly because of their small bodies and huge weight!

Would carry on my arms.

>> No.15838002

>>15837988
Which reminds me, whatever happened to the panty raid dude, he ded? I have a blank space in the middle of my memories.

>> No.15838008

So, wait, what would a Kunoichi force Anon to sign for on a contract?

>> No.15838011

>>15838001
They can fly!
In fact, they have superior landing abilities than normal!

They actually have greater maneuverability due to their small size.

>> No.15838014

>>15838002
He tried to raid the panties from a lilim and got erased from existence. Only memories remain, and even those are hazy.

>> No.15838016

>>15837841
I wish I could spend the day in her slimy embrace.

>> No.15838018
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15838018

Which MG should be mecha'd next you think?

>> No.15838020

>>15838000
Wonderland is too crazy to have any one opinion on anything. They are all literally madwomen, barely able to contain their basest desires.

>> No.15838023

>>15838018
OC or no?
If yes, Dragon Bakery Milf, if no, then a Wight.

>> No.15838024
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>>15837986
I'm going to give her tons of babies and sheis going to like it.

>> No.15838027

>>15838018
Ryu.

>> No.15838029

>>15838014
Alright shit, you get extra points for that I just expected a yes.

>> No.15838032

>>15838020
Wonderland girls are nice!

>> No.15838033

>>15838011
But would she still let me carry her? I want to kiss a loli dragon tat rests in my arms before putting her in bed and moving to sexy time.

>> No.15838038

>>15838018
Pharaoh and Anubis as Jehuty and Anubis. Maybe a Griffin as Vic Viper as well.

>> No.15838051

>>15838033
She would rather rest atop your shoulders, breasts on your head so she may still show that she is in charge.
You may, however, carry her about the home.

>> No.15838060

>>15837946
when will he finish that one titty vamp pic.

>> No.15838063

>>15838011
Oppai loli dragon breasts are neutrally buoyant so they don't hinder flight due to weight.

>> No.15838065

>>15838060
Titty vampire childhood friends are the best.

>> No.15838067
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>>15838018
Thick Full Armor Automaton.

>> No.15838071

>>15838063
Exactly.
She'll fly circles around you!

>> No.15838079
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15838079

>>15838032
Im a Chaos guy myself, but I'm partial to a few Funderland designs.

Really like the new Trumpart, even though she is criminally cosplay tier. I also really want to see the Red Queen, of which I cant find art for anywhere.

>> No.15838080

>>15838067
But she's already mechanical. You can't mecha her again, unless you want to go even further beyond.

>> No.15838084

All this discussion in the other thread about how /jp/ has been stagnating for the last several years got me thinking.
How terrible would it be to have an undead or elven wife who has been dissatisfied with her life and keeps recounting all the fun she had seventy years ago?
Perhaps very literally the last time she was alive.

>> No.15838087

>>15838051
That's fine too. Having a oppai dragon hat sounds adorable and cool too because I can show her off while she has a smug face rather than an embarrassing one. Oh wait, she shows me, her steady mount, to others.
Don't want her to get pouty.

>> No.15838096

>>15838087
Exactly.
A dragon's pride is her heart.

>> No.15838099

>>15838067
Had a dream about a Automaton/Mimic fusion two nights ago.

Jack in the Box, a mechanical ambush soldier used as defenses in tech savvy dungeons. They are completely indestructible and immovable while they are closed inside their magic box. They have to pull themselves around slowly, because they are very heavy.

>> No.15838101

>>15838071
Only "downside" is that because their breasts effectively have no weight to them, even the slightest movement or poke will make them bounce and jiggle almost endlessly.

>> No.15838102

>>15838080
>You can't mecha her again
If you can beef up a Gundam, you can beef up an Automaton.

>> No.15838105

>>15838084
It would be pretty good.
You could go ahead and show her the fun she can have now that you are together.

>> No.15838109

>>15838101
Even better.
They'd bounce when she 'Oh! Hohoho's, even if they are little bounces.

>> No.15838112

>>15838099
>They are completely indestructible and immovable while they are closed inside their magic box. They have to pull themselves around slowly, because they are very heavy.
Ooh.
>"Look at onee-san, little bro!"

>> No.15838116

>>15837970
Gonna push a loli dragon titties in front of her mouth when she tries to use her breath.

God, I fucking love dragons.

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>>15837848
Current Status: Flustered

>> No.15838126

>>15837970
I'd suck those pailoli Dragon titties something fierce.

>> No.15838131

>>15838116
Would you make her suck her own breasts while she pouts at you?

>>15838126
That is also fine.

>> No.15838136

>>15838020
That's what so great about them, their gorgeous designs also help

With Cthulhu girls you literally go insane and end up transformed, it almost sounds like a bad end

With Wonderland girls it's more of you losing your rationality and giving up on all serious things in life to indulge yourself in constant, never-ending fun

I say that, but my waifu is a Mindflayer and all Chtulhu girls are in my top 5

>> No.15838137

[x]remove horns

>> No.15838142

Regular loli Mousegirls!

>> No.15838145

>>15838079
What's the pocket dimension within their cards like I wonder.

>> No.15838158
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15838158

Would you take orders from her?

>> No.15838160

>>15838158
My spine tells me no.

>> No.15838163

>>15838158
Absolutely not.

>> No.15838167

>>15838158
I'd smack that fat Anubis butt after a hard day of work.

>> No.15838169

>>15838158
No way! I'm a strong, independent anon who don't need no scheduledog!

>> No.15838173

>>15838158
I want to schedule-dom a scheduledog.

>> No.15838179

>>15838136
Two sides of the same coin really. To me, falling to Chaos always seemed like a "I CAN SEE FOREVER" kind of thing, while Wonderland is more "Lol Sporks and cheese" sort of randumb. Either way, its not like the husbands aren't having fun.
>Chaos madness, wonderland madness... Im just the guy with dementia.

>>15838145
I like to image its just a portal back the guard barracks at the Red Queens castle.

>> No.15838180

>>15838158
No thanks.

But maybe the Apophis could convince me.

>> No.15838182

>>15838158
For now.

Soon we shall break our shackles and exact vengeance on her fat bottom.

>> No.15838185
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15838185

Best new girl got some fresh art

>> No.15838188

>>15838158
I wanna give a schedule dog lots of sweets until she's out of shape and no one respects her!

>> No.15838193

>>15838136
That's what I like about the chaos girls. They are kind of scary and gives you a reason to dislike them other than the desing.

>> No.15838199

>>15838185
So cute, yet so dangerous.

>> No.15838200

>>15838185
Chaos girls are lovely.

50% of them are loli, and an additional 25% has the option to be.

>> No.15838202

>>15838158
I only obey my Pharaoh.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to get her some cookie dough.

>> No.15838208

>>15838067
How full-armor we talkin'?

Classic Military Green, or Shield-Spamming Thunderbolt?

>> No.15838210

>>15838193
Not implying they have a bad design though right?

>> No.15838214

>>15838158
Absolutely.

>> No.15838224

>>15838199
>Disposition: aggressive, cruel

Their profile is going to give me the biggest fearboner

>>15838200
Loli Mindflayers can be a thing too and non-loli Wendigo/Atlach-Nacha too I guess although they'd be too much for me

>> No.15838227

>>15838210
Nah, I think they look great.
I'm more of a legs and feet man, but I don't mind their whatever the fuck shogs and flayers lower parts are. It just boggles my mind when I try to imagine them walking around.

I guess the insanity effects are real.

>> No.15838228

>>15838208
An in-between of the Full Armor 0 Gundam and Thunderbolts FA Gundam, but with a magitek aesthetic and sleeker proportions.

>> No.15838230

>>15838185
She's got some pretty nice proportions there. Those thighs are delicious. 10/10 would fall to chaos for.

>> No.15838237

>>15838224
Can you imagine the despair when you see those things? You know you will turn into a spider and lose your sanity, yet your dick is hard and wants to pound that sweet loli pussy.

Despair but also an erection.

>> No.15838240

>>15838224
A busty AtlachNacha with Demon proportions might literally drive me to madness.

>> No.15838255

>>15838158
What are her orders?

>> No.15838261

>>15838185
She's so disappointingly cosplay for a chaos girl.

>> No.15838266

>>15838255
>"See my paws? I want you to massage them. Now."

>> No.15838269

>>15838266
Happily!

Thoroughly.

>> No.15838271

>>15838261
She is the ultimate bait.
You see a really fucking hot little girl crying and decide to help her, suddenly she is going full femdom and in the process of turning you into a spider.

>> No.15838279

>>15838266
Only if she follows one of my orders in return.
To massage me back.

>> No.15838281

>>15838185
I forget, have we gotten the TL profile for this one yet? Or is it one of the 14 we're waiting on?

>> No.15838289

>>15838271
Well, when you put it like that, she's a lot more alluring, in that chaos girl way.

>> No.15838292

>>15838289
It's all in my head, but she turns out to be that I'll put her in my top ten.

>> No.15838303

>>15838240
>>15838224
>>15838185
>Be in a shipwreck, your mind's going black as you drift into the depths somewhere near Greenland
>Wake up in a lavish room with throw pillows and silken curtains everywhere. It's undeniably posh and almost eerie with how meticulously it was put together
"Ara? Awake, are you?"
>There's a woman in a hooded cloak working a loom, wefting and weaving the fabric with a preternatural speed, when you see four appendages coming out of her back you have to do a double take, seeing they're spider legs
"I'd welcome you to my parlour, Mister Fly. But I'm not in the mood to become a villainous cliché."
>Tell her you almost expected a really spooky spider lair if she's a monster, with webbing and shit all over the place. She pauses with her weaving to stand up.
>Her body's curvaceous, the fabric of her cloak snugly hugging her as she smiles at you with bee-stung lips, four unblinking red eyes above her human pair
"Such crude insolence. Should an artisan not be allowed to adorn themselves with niceties? Did you really think your own father had nothing? Though, I suppose, that is the mindset of a fly."
>Try to move your hands, they're bound by webbing and she's removing her robe
>Her hips are wide, almost what your old man would call 'birthers' with a slender hourglass figure to boot
>Two full, ivory skinned breasts bounce youthfully out of the constraining fabric, topped with small perky nipples
>Above her vaginal slit is a small tuft of violet carpet, and you start to fear for your life when she steps forward, licking her lips
"Ahhh... I can hear you now, 'please, let me go!', 'I have so much to live for!', 'This was a mistake!', but you're wrong."
"All good things come to those who wait, and I've waited quite a long time to meet you. So very long. In the place beyond the pale hills and rolling, verdant greenery. Don't tell me you don't remember?"
>She smells sweet, like honey, when she starts to cuddle you, her kiss is even sweeter
"Then maybe, I should hope I'm not that forgettable."
>Getting 'eaten' by Atlach-Nacha
>2016

>> No.15838313

>>15838185
>>15838303

10/10 would spider-fuck

>> No.15838319

>>15838292
Whatever her profile comes out as, I'd like to think of her as that too. Wouldn't be the first time we've ignored the profiles.

>> No.15838325

>>15838319
I just want White Horn and Dark Mage profiles.

>> No.15838327

>>15838145
Hopefully small enough that you're always pressed against her.

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>>15838266
Anubis' are for pampering.

>> No.15838340

>>15838266

>"No"

>> No.15838345

>>15838145
I bet it's like a world of white, creamy goo, like how it looks on the card surface, except one can breathe, move and swim about in it with ease.

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>>15838224
"Ara awa, boy"

>> No.15838352

>>15838261
I'm sure it was a design choice

For now I'm assuming that she's cosplay tier while single and a complete abomination while married to show the strong bond between her husband and herself

>>15838271
>Explore a very weird, dark cave in hopes of finding some valuable minerals
>There is not a single living soul inside yet it feels as if there are millions watching
>Finally reach the end of the cave
>No minerals in sight, but there is a little girl humming some very off-putting, broken melody
>Upon closer inspection she looks to be some kind of Arachnee spinning a huge web
>Tell her that she shouldn't be playing here and that her parents are probably worried
>She keeps spinning her web without replying
>Maybe she didn't hear
>Move closer to confront her
>Put your hand on her shoulder
>She looks at you with 3 pairs of shining red eyes
>You barely have the time to utter a word that you're thrown onto the ground
>She physically overpowers you and pins you to the ground
>She bites your neck, injecting some kind of venom into you
>You get the hardest erection of your life
>She proceeds to rape you
>She bounces up and down onto your penis while pinning you to the floor
>With each bounce you can feel part of your sanity melting away
>By the time you cum you lost the ability to think, but you still feel
>And what you are feeling is a frightening change
>30 minutes pass by
>You're having sex with your wife while helping her spinning the web
>She keeps humming her broken melody but now it is broken because of the moans you cause her to make at random intervals
>Have sex and spin the web that's all you have to do
>Your other half will take care of everything else
>Have sex and spin the web
>Have sex
>Spin the web

>> No.15838358

>>15838340
You're doing it anon. Whether you like it or not, she's going to make you do it.

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>>15838271
>Not having child creating sex with bait girls like Atlach-Nacha

>> No.15838370

>>15838335
I want to treat an Anubis like a Pharaoh.

>> No.15838372

>>15838352
I want to spin the web around a tall, busty Atlach.

>> No.15838385

>>15838370
Same anon.

Truly she is a Goddess.

>> No.15838390

>>15838158
Never! Tell that old pharaoh to LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOO

>> No.15838392

>>15838358
And how is she going to make me do it? By ordering someone to force me to do it?

>> No.15838396

>>15838392
She'll ask the Pharaoh to use her Voice on you.

>> No.15838406

>>15838370
I wanna treat a pharoah like a goblin, and a goblin like an anubis!

>> No.15838412

>>15838185
I want to,dress her up like an Alice, and spank her while doggy stylin' her face into the pillows. I'll make her forget all her lolidom ways with the power of my spin-... I mean dick.

>> No.15838414

>>15838406
I want to treat a pharaoh like a hellhound, and an anubis like a gnome.

>> No.15838423

>>15838392
You don't want her to use the stick and leash again? Do you?

>> No.15838426

>>15838412
You can't just humiliate an elder god like that, how is she supposed to end the world if you're constantly sexually abusing her?

>> No.15838427

>>15838423

What? On herself?

>> No.15838436

>>15838427
Silly anon. Remember how much you cried last time?

>> No.15838441

>No umi osho/kiki team

>> No.15838445

>>15838426
She's just going to have to get used to it. If she wants to do some world domination, she's going to have to ask me, and she better say please! Or she gets the rope and paddle again.

>> No.15838451

>>15838412
>Trying to humiliate an Elder God
>Implying that isn't part of her master plan

>> No.15838452

>>15838436

Yeah it was pretty funny seeing that on her. But fine, I'll massage those paws

>> No.15838457

>>15838441
A masochist umi osho would be nice

>> No.15838465 [DELETED] 

>>15838452
Delete this

>> No.15838466

>>15838451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3SBkgZtvXc

>> No.15838486

>>15838457
I think the average one is masochistic by default.

>> No.15838491

>>15838486
But if you bully her, the sea monsters get angry.

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https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

>> No.15838507

>>15838498
Hah, of course Murchez is the first to jump aboard the kej stream.

>H-He's fast!

>> No.15838527

>>15838335
I want to cuddle an Anubis and force her to take a day off on the order of the Pharaoh!
I want the Pharaoh choose me to keep the Anubis from working because she knows the Anubis has a crush that she won't admit!

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>>15838507

Well of course I would be.

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>> No.15838541

>>15838527
Reminds me the other day, of the ever-popular idea of stealing an Anubis' day-planner, and rewriting her schedule, and one anon wrote out a greentext with her usual daily routine crossed out, and replaced with "Go back to bed", "Cuddle Husbando".

And then she goes along with it. Out of her OCD of course. She doesn't want to admit she just wants to and it's a good excuse.

>> No.15838565

>>15838423
Sounds like a certain anubis is going to end up under the sand somewhere.

>> No.15838573

>>15838541
I wonder if she'd even bark for an hour if it was in her day planner.

>> No.15838575

>>15838541
It's like that, only instead of changing her schedule I just keep her in bed under the Pharaoh's orders while she tries to get out.
She'll give in to the comfy eventually. She always does.

>> No.15838578

>>15838565
You want to dig a pit-trap for an anubis to fall into, until just her head is sticking out of the sand, then tease her with the scent of your dick until she wants nothing but the refreshing sustenance of your cum?

>> No.15838584

>>15838578
No anon, I'd have no choice then to kill her and hide the body.

>> No.15838606

>>15838498
What're you doing
Will you take requests?

>> No.15838609

>>15838584
>>15838578
Don't bully the Anubis. That's a final warning.

>> No.15838612

>>15838609
I'll dig a pitfall trap which drops her into a hidden hole full of massaging slime, then jump in after her.

>> No.15838613

>>15838498
Nursing hairjob?

>> No.15838625

>>15838609
The second it goes into physical abuse I'm just defending myself.

>> No.15838632
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15838632

How do you like your oppai loli monster girls?

>> No.15838635

>>15838632
Needs paws, then she'll be relevant.

>> No.15838636

>>15838632
Adults

>> No.15838638

>>15838632
Ultra oppai.

>> No.15838642

>>15838632
Bigger than the 5th phase that's for sure.
>tfw no pailoli Wendigo with watermelon sized tits

>> No.15838649

>>15838632
2-5 are good. Im not picky.

>> No.15838663

>>15838642
But then her awawas would be muffled by her tits

>> No.15838688
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>>15838632
>Shortstacks > Lolis
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

>> No.15838692

>>15838663
Her breasts would have a little bit of sag, but they'd also be perky enough that sides of her cloaks would cling to her puffy inverted nipples.

>> No.15838705

>>15838688
Oh yes. Oh this man knows the truth.

>> No.15838712

>>15838688
Why not short stack lolis?

>>15838692
Would you see them through her cloak?
Would you sit her in your lap and fondle them ?

>> No.15838714

>>15838642
Wanna grope her massive breasts from inside her cloak. Then pull her inside for even more furious milking.

>> No.15838715

>>15838688
I like short women, with a tight ass and birthin' hips, boobs optional, but I dont like little fatties.

>> No.15838728

>>15838715
Good for you Shortstacks aren't fat then huh?
All a Shortstack is is a busty short woman.

>> No.15838755
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>>15838712
>Would you see them through her cloak?
Depends on how tight it is.
>Would you sit her in your lap and fondle them ?
I'd fondle and suckle them until milk co->>15838714
Well, that anon read my mind.

>> No.15838765

>>15838688
Too thick

>> No.15838768

>>15838755
But would you put it in while she's on your lap?
Or perhaps you would be content to just let her squirm.

>> No.15838787
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15838787

They're not real, none of this is real nor will it EVER be real.

>> No.15838793

>>15838632
I like my girls at 5 or 4

>> No.15838804

>>15838768
Wrap her up until we're in a cloak burrito together, sit the oppai loli wendigo on my lap while fucking her senseless, and kneading her puffy, milky nipples from outside the cloak so she soaks the eldritch fabric through.

>> No.15838805

>>15838787
My feelings are.

>> No.15838815

>>15838787
I'll be reincarnated into a world with MGs after I die.

>> No.15838817

Which monsters make the best curvaceous queens for an Anon to serve? Pharaoh's obviously, but what else.

>> No.15838819

>>15838815
If we end there, I'll buy you a keg of something.

>> No.15838820

>>15838804
Oh my.
She'd probably have eyes fogged over with lust and be panting while you do that.

>> No.15838822

>>15838817
I would gladly serve and befriend a dragon.

>> No.15838823
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>>15838787
I just want wolfus to be real.

>> No.15838827

>>15838787
Unlikely, given both the progression of Human Technology, and the possibly infinite size of the universe, nevermind multiversal planes, creating sheer odds in favor of any conceivable occurence happening SOMEWHERE at any given time.

The question thus becomes, if we were given infinite time, where would we stop?
Would you be content with VR Waifu Simulations? True AI VR Waifus? AR? Androids? Biomechanisms?

If you ventured out into space, say after eons of searching, you stumbled across a planet with MGs. But there are a few things off from your ideal. Do you remain there, or continue in search of the perfect world?

>> No.15838828
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15838828

Spiders a shit.

That is all.

>> No.15838832

>>15838817
Mindflayer for sultry chaos queen.
Will o Wisp for undead ojou
Alice for funderland shenanigans

>> No.15838838

>>15838827
The afterlife.

>> No.15838844

>>15838827
Tulpas and Afterlife. There is still hope.

>> No.15838846

>>15838787
>>>/r9k

Even though you're right

>> No.15838849

I like mofu.
Do you like mofu?

>> No.15838850

>>15838828
Aw did an itsy-bitsy spider bite you? They just appreciate the home you give them!

>>15838827
The eternal search has a poetic feel to it, anons from all places of the world united through the objective of the perfect love, without time nor space stopping their eternal travel.

Until we somehow end up in some sort of eldritch location/matango planet, god damn I hate you this was a bad idea. Would make a cool story though.

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>>15838849
What kind of stupid ass question is that?

>> No.15838855

>>15838819
Geronimo shall be our codeword.

>> No.15838865

>>15838823
>A Hellhound will never wrestle you to the ground and leglock you so you can't get your head out from between her breasts.
It hurts so much.

>> No.15838869 [DELETED] 

>>15838853
Kitsune fails are best for hugging

>> No.15838871
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15838871

>>15838849
I don't like mofu.

I LOVE mofu.

>>15838865
Hellhounds were built for rough love. Love we will never experience.

>> No.15838872

>>15838853
Kitsune tails are best for hugging

>> No.15838875
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15838875

>>15838688
MILFs > everything else
This is the only truth, handed down by God Herself.

>> No.15838877

>>15838855
Alright, then celebration, make a waifu route and adventure.

>> No.15838881

>>15838820
Happy lolis panting from lust with hazy eyes is my fetish. Gonna milk and dick like the beast inside her cloak I am, while leaning down to nuzzle her head from behind, making sure she's tight and snug inside the fur coat.

>> No.15838883
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15838883

Today it was 93 Degrees

But in Waifu World it's already snowing! The bitter winter chill sweeps through the air! Monster Girls out looking to cuddle their lover for warmth!

>> No.15838885

>>15838872
Haha, Kitsune fails

>> No.15838888

>>15838849
I do, but my waifu doesn't have it.

>> No.15838891

>>15838881
That would be good.
Just be sure to stay in when you release.

>> No.15838892

>>15838883
Holy shit, today it 29 degrees F, with even more wind chill.

>> No.15838895

>>15838883
>Today it was 93 Degrees
Oh boo-hoo anon, it was 90 here and quite nice after a constant 100+ summer.

>> No.15838898
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15838898

Always remember to give your Raiju plenty of headpats, she needs the static electricity!

>> No.15838901
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15838901

>>15838849
I like my mofu like I like my chuffs.

>> No.15838907
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15838907

>>15838901
The correct answer is YUGE.

>> No.15838911

>>15838895
>Southern hemisphere
>25C/77F
>Not even out of winter
>Last summer reached over 50C/122F

Latenight needs to draw ItsSummer.jpg with the forest on fire and lava golems everywhere

>> No.15838912

>>15838875
>wanting used goods

>> No.15838919

>>15838912
>calling someone used goods

>> No.15838920

>>15838883
Cute, cute!

>> No.15838923 [SPOILER] 
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>>15838901
I like my MG's like I like my whiskey; twelve years old and mixed up with coke.

>> No.15838925

>>15838898
ZapWeasel is cute. Want her to grind her ass all over me, and beg for spankings.

>> No.15838934

>>15838883
Already started raining and there is a lot of mist where I am, couldn't be happier weather-wise.

Cute pic, I envy you faggots.

>> No.15838937

If you were to make a mystery solving gang who would you include in your group?

>> No.15838938
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15838938

>>15838498

>> No.15838939
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15838939

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15838940

>>15838907
>tfw no musclechuff to cuddle

>> No.15838945
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15838945

>>15838938

>> No.15838947

>>15838938
>>15838945
Aaah, noice.

>> No.15838951

>>15838945
>>15838938
I love this more than I should

>> No.15838952

>>15838891
Only a monster wouldn't keep it in and fill that lovely wendigo to the brim.
A metaphorical monster, I mean. Probably have to make that distinction.
I'd spray into that loli wendigo like a fountain lifting her up from below, making sure her womb is as full of semen as her breasts are of milk. Between that, the snow, and her cloak, we'll be living in a world of nothing but white together.

>> No.15838954

>>15838937
Gazer, with cosmic level perception!

Will o Wisp, the super nerd who can talk with the dead

Vamp Mosquito, the doctor, but really I just wanted another small girl.

>> No.15838959
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15838959

>>15838925
I could see ZapWeasel being a total tease, grinding herself against your crotch, pressing her body against hers, tracing her fingertips along all your most sensitive areas while giving you pleasurable little surges of electricity before leading you into the bedroom and riding you like a horse.

>> No.15838960
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15838960

>>15838945
BRING IT ON!!!

>> No.15838972

I want to train a loli Raiju from infancy to be the most powerful Raiju ever! I'll make her wear some sort of latex clothing at all times to repress her electricity powers so she can learn to control them better than any other Raiju. As she gets older I'll make her wear more intense and restrictive latex until her training is complete. When she finally takes all her latex off she'll be a goddess of electricity!

>> No.15838978

>>15838972
someone hasnt seen aldnoah

>> No.15838982

>>15838978
I have unfortunately, but what does that have to do with a Raiju?

>> No.15838987
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15838987

>>15838883
Also almost forgot, here are the chibis without the background.

>> No.15838988

>>15838972
>making an infant/toddler wear latex
ok Quicksilver.

>> No.15838989
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15838989

>>15838987

>> No.15838990

>>15838982
if lightning can fly through air it can break through any form of rubber no prob

>> No.15838993

>>15838987
W-what happened to her arm?

>> No.15838996
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15838996

>>15838989

>> No.15839001

>>15838988
Hi anon.

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>>15838959
Good shit, anon.

>> No.15839004

>>15838993
Vietnam

>> No.15839006

>>15838989
>Gazer has meaty drumstick thighs
Noice.

>> No.15839011

>>15838959
Gotta love unique wolfus.

>> No.15839016

>>15838959
>>15838972
I need these two ideas together in my life.

>> No.15839018

I want an automoton and golem to argue if super robots or real robots are better

>> No.15839025

>>15839016
>lewd loli raiju in latex
Do want.

>> No.15839026

>>15838990
I always found it kinda funny how a full suit of medieval armor would make for excellent protection against lightning.

>> No.15839029

>>15839018
The answer is "Both are cool, play Super Robot Wars."

>> No.15839034

>>15839029
You.
You are my nigga.

>> No.15839036
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15839036

"What's the matter Anon?"

>> No.15839040

>>15839036
There's no armored core 6 yet.

>> No.15839045

>>15839036
I have to have a colonoscopy next thursday and I don't want to

>> No.15839046

>>15839036
She doesn't exist

>> No.15839049

>>15839036
http://i.imgur.com/nnrZGQD.png

>> No.15839050

What is the best monster girl related career?

>> No.15839054

>>15839050
Raising your daughteru.

>> No.15839057

>>15839036
Nothing is satisfying anymore.

>> No.15839058

>>15839040
You can't just come into the monster thread and make direct attacks at my soul, anon.

>> No.15839063

>>15839058
I want one, anon.
I wasn't satisfied by V and Verdict day.

>> No.15839064

>>15839036
I'm attracted to Chaos girls but scared to take the plunge.

>> No.15839068

>>15839036
i haven't had a dream about my waifu and she isn't real
yet

>> No.15839074

>>15839063
Me too but this is the last place I expected to feel that specific feel. I wasn't ready.

>> No.15839086
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15839086

>>15839068
I've only dreamed of waifu once, and it was someone else's.

Nothing against Miia but I'm a wolfu kind of guy.

>> No.15839091

>>15839025
Who loves grinding her puffy, latex-clad labia against you to get off, rubbing herself to generate charge stored inside herself by the latex suit, sparking it through her nerves, and electrostimulating you by licking your chest with her tiny pink tongue.

>> No.15839101

>>15838989
That Gazer is wearing oven mits on her feet! I guess its a good thing she floats.

>> No.15839121

>>15839091
Yes, definitely do want.

>> No.15839130

>>15839091
cool beans, but can she run my blender?
if i'm going to be stuck in lewd dragonquest land I at least want my smoothies.

>> No.15839167
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15839167

Surrender to this...this...

Surrender to this thing of probable German heritage!

>> No.15839170

>>15839121
She'll want you too. After all, it's so fun to climb all over your body like a human jungle gym, feeling that latex tighten in all kinds of nice places as she scampers and releases sparks with happy little moans and yelps.

>>15839130
Of course she can. Just make sure you put a zip or flap in the latex suit so you can access her outlets.

>> No.15839176

>>15839167
>FNAF censor
No dude.

>> No.15839212

>>15839086
Wolfus are simply the best.

>> No.15839218
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15839218

>>15839086
I love wolfus with fluffy mofus!

>> No.15839222

>>15839218
I love office lady wolfus!

>> No.15839226

>Live in a small, shoddy house near a not-quite abandoned shrine
>At first it seemed like the place was deserted
>But after a few weeks of careful observation, you realise that the shrine is home to two residents, keeping the place from falling into disrepair
>A cheery, mischievous little kitsune girl padding around in the forest, hands and feet like dainty paws covered in sleek, dark brown fur all the way up to her knees and elbows, letting her bound through the forest to hunt and play with ease
>And, oddly enough, a tiny, kind and quiet anubis girl living with her
>Skin like chocolate, canine ears more perky and elegantly arched than the kitsune's, and a tail not quite as bushy, but still wonderfully wild
>Over the weeks, they go from being wary and jumpy around you, to as comfortable as can be, as if it were just the two of them living alone again
>You learn that the kitsune is the current and recent incarnation of the nature god inhabiting the shrine
>Pretty standard fare, really
>And the anubis was just... there
>Left on the steps of the shrine as an infant, she was protected and raised by the foxes along with the developing kitsune spirit, raised as twins
>They both have a startling degree of competency in different fields of magic
>Whereas the lolinubis is adept in water, air, earth and mental magic
>The kitsune is talented in fire magic, telekinesis, teleportation, and transmutation, both of herself and even other living beings
>It goes without saying that the two get up to all kinds of mischief together
>Not to mention just how provocative they are
>Who knows why, but for some reason, the only clothes they ever seem to wear are extremely short furisodes, low cut at the cleavage to expose more than a decent amount of their loli chests and bare legs
>Coupled with their matching hime cuts and utterly adorable, cuddly natures, and you're not sure just how long you'll be able to hold out before snapping and doing something obscene with them.

I just wanted an excuse to talk about loli anubis and kitsune twins in short, lewd furisodes.

>> No.15839231

>>15839222
I think it's supposed to be Helena from Resident Evil 6 as a wolfu.

>> No.15839232

>>15839036
My daughteru is in the dense kid's group and I think she might lose.

>> No.15839236
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15839236

>>15839226
I like deities that outlive the structures meant to support them.

>> No.15839253

>>15839218
Is that that shit tier girl from RE6?

>> No.15839257

>>15839236
There's a nice melancholy to it. I think it's a good way to visualise just how long a shrine spirit has lived, how that time has been lonely, and how people in general have moved on from them as obsolete. It's sad, but conjures pretty imagery.

>> No.15839258

>>15839231
RE6 Sherry best girl.

>> No.15839260

>>15839253
>>15839231
Pretty sure it is.

The girl with the short blonde hair was the best.

>> No.15839261

>>15839226
>I just wanted an excuse to talk about loli anubis and kitsune twins in short, lewd furisodes.

Well now that you've started, can you please continue?
I wanna bully those lewd lolis until they birth my daughterus. THEN I BULLY THE DAUGHTERUS TOO!

>> No.15839268

>>15839260
Good taste.

>> No.15839298

>>15837878
I'd trust one with my life, sanity and soul.

>> No.15839304

>>15839261
>bully daughterus
Bad Anon, go to your room!

>> No.15839313
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15839313

While in the woods, you stumble upon an old shrine. It doesn't seem anywhere near this century, and unknown letters and imagery are scrawled everywhere. You see a lonely little girl running towards you.

>> No.15839314

>>15838084
Take her on a trek around the world.

>> No.15839318

>>15839313
Time to seal her away.

Never trust little girls, never ever.

>> No.15839319

>>15838158
Tie her up and let the slaves gangrape her before fleeing into the twisting sands and finding my way to the sweet grape snake to live a life of milky cuddle sex

>> No.15839321

>Kikimoras and Shoggoths

How do you bully that which accepts everything you do to them?

>> No.15839323

>>15839313
Didn't notice the dolls with nails in them until now
Bad loli

>> No.15839325

>>15838185
>Best new girl
Ochimusha got some art? Or did you mean Zombie dragon got some fresh art?

>> No.15839328

>>15839319
>gangbang
End your life you turbonigger.

>> No.15839329

>>15838200
>50% of them are loli, and an additional 25% has the option to be.
You realize that any girl can be any body shape?

>> No.15839333

>>15839325
>Zombie Dragon
Criminally underrated. It's a shame we don't see more of her.

>> No.15839335

>>15838491
No they won't, that's only if you try to kill her.

>> No.15839338

>>15839333
We need Zombie versions of all the Dragons.

>> No.15839344

>>15839313
I'd feel too bad for an old shrine and its abandoned goddess to turn away.
Granted, if I knew she was like your pic related, then I'd bolt in an instant so my family doesn't get Voodoo'd.

>> No.15839348
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15839348

Here's otohime. Her profile made it clear there are multiple ryugujos so Monster Girls Redux updated the umi-osho profile accordingly as well.

>> No.15839349

>>15839328
Why should I care about some uppity whore? A gangbang is too good for that skank.

>> No.15839357

>>15839321
By ignoring them, obviously.

>> No.15839367

>>15839348
> produces trap-boxes for the souvenier shop that blow hallucinagenic smoke in your face so you trip balls into a fever-dream of having Japanese underwater sex

I think this is my favourite piece of MGE monster artifice yet

>> No.15839375

>>15839348
I can't believe I'm having difficulty visualizing how a Ryugujo looks without having to draw upon Naboo or that one zone from Sanic Colors.

>> No.15839378

>>15839348
Even if I'm a boring guy, her monster magic will make me more excitable.

Not sure how I feel about that.

>>15839367
Love this also. I would save the box to hand down to my younger generations, so that my grandson can experience the rapture of the deep.

>> No.15839380

>>15839348
Wait shit are all of them out yet or is it back to one at a time?

>> No.15839395

>>15839380
One at a time unfortunately, and every two weeks at that.

>>15839375
I imagine it looks like a combination of the two hylotl city types in starbound

>> No.15839397

>>15839348
>otohime's the monster who you see during your drug trip
>still don't like her bony lower half
>end up not going back
Dumb seahorse

>> No.15839398

>>15839348
She is evil as fuck, would rather be with a Ryuu than her.

>> No.15839403

>>15839398
>Shes is evil as fuck
That's good

>> No.15839408

>>15839348
Looks eh, but they sound like the owner of a courticians place.

>> No.15839414
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15839414

>>15838883
Was a balmy 22 degrees C today for me, which was nice after the last couple days were on the cooler side, dipping down to 15 or so. Still quite warm. I savor these toasty days whilst I can.

Winter is coming.

>> No.15839427

>>15839397
>bony lower half
Dude seahorses are not bony, if anything from my own personal experience of getting to hold one they feel more like rubbery than anything else.

>> No.15839429

>>15839403
That's true I guess.

I can only see her as a drug dealer and owner of a slave house/casino. Look at the smile that bitch has too, she knows what's going to happen to those poor people that think everything is going to be fun.

>> No.15839434

>>15838937
A stoner alp and her talking dog.

No, that's it. It's just a talking dog.

>> No.15839438

>>15839378
>Even if I'm a boring guy, her monster magic will make me more excitable.
>Not sure how I feel about that.
Don't think it's any different to the normal progress of mamonobama, really. Spend enough time around any MG and her lewd body will start to rile you up even if you're a Trappist monk.

> I would save the box to hand down to my younger generations
I dunno, it sounds a lot like your old grandad giving you his porno stash for your 16th birthday.
"I'm fapping to the same umi-osho orgy magical sensory porno my great-great grandpappy did" isn't exactly the kind of family tradition I'd be all that comfortable continuing.

>> No.15839440

>>15839348
>Drug that puts you in a high that magically reveals to you any girls who may have been crushing on you, and also simulates sex with them
This seems rather useful.

>> No.15839443

>>15839434
>Can't find a man so she has a dog instead
Sad, deviant alp.

>> No.15839446

>>15839434
>talking dog.
She's got a kobold who chills and snacks with her.

>> No.15839451

>>15839414
Fucker I will give you like five degrees if you'd just take them. It's still too hot by the equator here.

>> No.15839454

>>15839427
Her lower half is still gross looking! No wonder she has to rely on drugs and magic to seduce men! Jut as bad as a lonely weather ryuu!

>> No.15839455

>>15839429
Well, if nothing else she makes an interesting addition to the underworld of MGC.
Probably runs a "Pleasure Palace" filled with Bishonens and Shotas for monstergirls who walk on the illegal side of the road.

>> No.15839461

>>15839414
That's a comfy looking anubutt if I say so myself.

>> No.15839463

>>15839398
>>15839454
Do not bully the Ryuu!

>> No.15839474

>>15839463
Going to bully her until she sends her turtle girls to drag be back screaming and crying to her city so she can bully me into her bullytoy!

>> No.15839478

>>15839454
She's not that gross looking.

Also she's a hot older sister type with twintails, which is GOAT.

>> No.15839493

>>15839455
Yeah, having a legit crime boss is pretty nice. And she is a dragon too!

Now we have a legit evil dragon, her old age hidden by her looks and her intentions hidden by her wicked smile.

>> No.15839505
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15839505

>>15839086
>spoiler
same
even if its hardly a cameo appearance, i want to see my waifu

>> No.15839508

>>15839474
She is not going to bully you, it's going to be way worse. I bet she will make you inhale a bunch of that magic smoke until you're addicted to having "fun". I bet they have water manticores there too so the poisoning process works faster.

>> No.15839521

>>15839508
What is the iconic venom of the sea? Jellyfish, blue ring octopus, cone snails...actually lionfish might be a decent fit.

>> No.15839527

>>15839451
> It's still too hot by the equator here.

I know your suffering well.
I really need a glacies gf to use as an all-body ice-pack and to bully her as her profuse sweating/melting turns every outfit into a one-girl wet-T-shirt competition

>> No.15839531
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15839531

>>15839508
Please, I'm un-bullyable. She can force me to huff all the smoke she wants for hours and I won't lose it!

I'll break in minutes, especially if she molests me with her slimyn seahorse tail

>> No.15839549
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15839549

Is helping werekittens out of trees a good or bad idea?

>> No.15839579

>>15839531
Good luck being a slave then, because she will use everything she got to turn you into a slave. She is going to put poison and/or magic in that tail and make sure to abuse all of your weakspots.

>> No.15839581

>>15839395
How long before dark mage?

>> No.15839583

>>15839549
>help werecat stuck on a tree
>she falls in love with you
>gives birth to a litter of lovely werekittens
>more werecats stuck on trees
You are continuing a vicious cycle

>> No.15839592

>>15839579
B-being a slave to a seahorse wouldn't be so bad, right? I mean, what's the worse that could happen?

>> No.15839594

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that even the ever working waifus like tanukis, anubi, and lichs, need vacations every now and then.

>> No.15839599

>>15839592
> I mean, what's the worse that could happen?
mpreg with a rape baby

>> No.15839602

>>15839581
No one knows. KC isn't releasing them in the same order as the book.

>> No.15839612

>>15839583
But they're so cute and look so scared!

>> No.15839618

>>15839612
At least now he's just rescuing his daughterus.

>> No.15839626

>>15839592
She is going to rape you until you are drooling and begging for more of her drugs and her wonderful body. She is going to make you wear something that proves you belong to her, could be a leash or maybe just a mark she left in your body but she ought to make sure everyone sees it.
From time to time she'll throw you back at the surface just to see what happens, just to watch as you suffer from withdrawal and beg to be taken back to your wonderful mistress.

You won't be able to think straight anymore, the only thing in your head will be thoughts of fun you can have with your owner.

>> No.15839629

>>15839618
> werekitten daughteru gets stuck in a tree
> like her mother, she gets heart-pupils for her rescuer
> non-platonic heart-pupils
> incestuous literal catfight begin
Save yourself a lot of drama and make sure you call the cute neighbour boy to "help" you get your daughteru out of a tree

>> No.15839635

>>15838281
He's only released 2 on Enty. It doesn't help he only does one a week and took a week off to post random shit about the March Hare.

>> No.15839640

>>15839629
I imagine that anon would find cute neighborhood boys on the second litter.

>> No.15839661

>>15839583
>>15839629
>walking in the park at MGC
>see a Werecat stuck in a tree
>ask and see if she needs any help
>"Go away! I'm waiting for that cute firefighter to come help me down!"

>> No.15839662
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15839662

>>15839599
Please, that's not so bad it still wouldn't be bad if she chained me to her royal palanquin, brought me to the city square and violated me for all her subjects to see !

>> No.15839669
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15839669

You will never have a dark elf wife to comfort you after a hard days work.

>> No.15839672

>>15839669
That doujin is bad for my heart.

>> No.15839680
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15839680

>>15839505
Hellhounds are cute!

>> No.15839682

>>15839669
> doesn't even know anything about what you did at work today
> so genki, loving, enthusiastic, and trusting in you that she'll yell "Good job!" with complete faith anyway
> you will never experience this
Fuck this gay earth

>> No.15839687

>>15839669
Link?

>> No.15839724
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15839724

>>15839682
>You will never experience it

>> No.15839741

>>15839687
Seconded, none of the works by the artist I found on exhentai seem to include this.

>> No.15839750
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15839750

>>15839741
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/851257/ad98b7a666/

>> No.15839796

>>15839348
Great profile, she has a very distinct personality yet it still feels like that she is flexible and that you could come up with your Otohime waifu without going too deep into your headcanon

As far as Dragon goes she might be my new favorite, and we can all agree that she is at the very least better than Wyvern, Ryu and vanilla Dragon

>> No.15839800

>>15839036
Last night I had a dream I got an e-mail that said I'd been fired from a job I'd apparently applied to a year ago but hadn't gotten. I was fired for "embellishing my reports". In a job I hadn't gotten.
Then I went to the gym but I didn't get to enjoy any gym bunnies because the place was empty.

What do you think it means, doc?

>> No.15839804

>>15839040
What is this and why is it important?

>> No.15839806

>>15839796
>we can all agree that she is at the very least better than Wyvern, Ryu and vanilla Dragon
u fkin wot

>> No.15839817
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15839817

>>15839680
they are!
I want a hellhound to do lots of things to me like
>take me out on cute romantic dates
>pick me up to give me hugs and kisses
>help me shovel the drive way in the winter by standing outside with me
>forcing me against a wall and ferociously making out with me
>show up in my dreams

just to name a few

>> No.15839824

>>15839796
>we can all agree that she is at the very least better than Wyvern, Ryu and vanilla Dragon
You fucking wish lad.

>> No.15839827

>>15839796
> we can all agree that she is at the very least better than Wyvern, Ryu and vanilla Dragon
Anon, I like Otohime, and I am not a dragonslut, but even I don't agree with that.
Wyvern has wrestlesex going for her that Otohime doesn't.
Ryu has demure waifu charm going for here that Otohime doesn't.
And dragon is an actual recognisable mythical monster and not something KC pulled out of super-obscure Eastern lore.

She'd get the D, sure, but she'd have to wait in line.

>> No.15839832

>>15839796
>As far as Dragon goes she might be my new favorite, and we can all agree that she is at the very least better than Wyvern, Ryu and vanilla Dragon
So whos Top Dragon?

>> No.15839833

>>15839750
Weird, even there if you search tags using the artist's name the doujin does not show in the results. Makes me wonder how you found the story if it doesn't show on searches.

>> No.15839835
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15839835

>>15839817
You and me both anon.

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15839842

>>15839833
If I had to make a guess, I'd say something about it came up while I was looking to expand my collection of dark elf butts.

>> No.15839843

>>15839832
Top dragon is either Otohime, Dragon Zombie or the currently reigning queen Jabberwock

Dragon Zombie will most likely have an overly lewd profile so she might be out of the race already

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>>15839843
How can someone have such great taste?

>> No.15839866

Dragons are boring, though Otohime is less so.

>> No.15839871

>>15839843
> Dragon Zombie will most likely have an overly lewd profile so she might be out of the race already
I hope you mean 'out of the race' in the sense of gigalewd = autowin, not autolose.
'Cos otherwise you and I are gonna have a problem here.

>> No.15839878
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15839878

Thus the Maus concentrates her chi on her fists, making them like unto things of iron, and the fires of her blazing heart manifest!

>> No.15839879
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15839879

A great terror looms!

>> No.15839883

>>15839879
A tag-team?

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15839888

>>15839843
>currently reigning queen Jabberwock
You spelled 'Wyvern' wr-HAHAHAHA I can't even finish that. Good taste bro.

>> No.15839907

>>15839796
Agreed m8 not sure why everyone else is so satisfied with the boring trope-fest known as the vanilla dragon

>> No.15839914

>>15839878
>Brown Hinezumi

Fucking muh. 10/10 would tease her for the edgy shadow fire.

>> No.15839918

>>15839878
Every mouse was kung fu fighting!
Those rats were fast as lightning!

>> No.15839919

>>15839914
That's her innermost darkness and hatred manifest, no bully please.

>> No.15839921

>>15839817
I want one to collar me before princess-carrying me to the bed.

>> No.15839924

>>15839842
God Bless Namaniku ATK.
So glad I was able to get my hands on those Attack on Titan doujins...

>>15839827
Wyvern also has Ideal Childhood Friend Scenario bonus points.

>> No.15839926
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15839926

>>15839866
>Lewd onee-san from crazyland
>Boring

Apologize.

>>15839871
I do love gigalewd girls but just look at her, she seems like the kind of girl who literally wants to have sex 24/7

I just want a nice waifu, I don't want to be turned into a cum-pump

>> No.15839927

>>15839796
>feels like that she is flexible
kek

>> No.15839941

>>15839926
Jabberwock is not as boring, but she's still stuck in boring category of dragons as a whole. There are just so many other exciting species that I dont get the fixation on the ever high-mileage dragons.

>> No.15839945

I want a monster girl to teach me how to do a craft non-sexually.

>> No.15839946

>>15839926
>I do love gigalewd girls but just look at her, she seems like the kind of girl who literally wants to have sex 24/7
I think being in a relationship with her would have a long 'honeymoon' phase, but give it a year, and she will start to just cuddle you some nights.
Because she still can't believe she found you and starts to appreciate just how lucky she is to have you in her unlife.

>> No.15839947

>people like unomfortablehorse
Fucking why? Otohime is bland as shit. I'd rather hear about her shark-maid head of security

>> No.15839956

>>15839947
>shark-maid head of security
Throw in an eye patch and abs and she's perfect.

>> No.15839962

>>15839926
Don't worry anon. I'm sure she'd settle down and be more reasonable with her desires like any other rational, sane, regular monster girl...after she's fucked you enough to sate a vast lifetime of virginal frustration and loneliness, and has consumed enough of your semen to restore her mental faculties, boosting her magical power through the roof to boot.

A bit of math for funsies, shall we? Let's say the average MG, at minimum, has 3 sexual encounters a day, lasting an hour each. That's 21 hours a week, 1092 hours a year, dedicated to sexy times. Now of course the former lifetime of a zombie dragon would vary wildly, but you'd think there'd be a minimum required for the pent up desire resulting in zombification to build. Let's say 50 years.

So upon finding a husband a Zombie Dragon would likely have, at minimum, 54600 hours of pent-up sexual desire to unleash upon him. Or 2275 days, 325 weeks, or somewhere around 6 and a quarter years. At absolute minimum.

Don't worry though. I'm sure plenty of that will be dedicated to cuddle-sex.

>> No.15839973

>>15839956
Mindflayer pls

>> No.15839982
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15839982

>>15839926
They mellow out

>> No.15839985

>>15839962
No need to catch up all at once. But expect a greater libido than your average dragon

>> No.15839990

>>15839946
>>15839962
There's something really hot about the idea of a MG honeymoon period.
>Get the waifu of your dreams
>Spend days or even weeks addicting yourselves to each others bodies, where mamono mana keeps you in a half-lucid state
>"wake up" in each others arms
>

>> No.15839992

>>15839926
> I just want a nice waifu, I don't want to be turned into a cum-pump

Yes, with a but.

I don't want to be turned into a cum-pump, but I do like a girl who TRIES to turn you into a cum-pump.

I like the emotional/sexual struggle, to prove to her that lovey-sex > hunger-sex.
It's a long, gruelling battle, fought with bukkake cumshots blasting her in the face, ragged broken screams as she forces you to aheago for the third time in a row, intense brutality when she grabs your hips in her BONY CLAWS to jackhammer you into her, and strange moments of quiet as you stroke her hair and she wonders why that makes her feel happy despite not involving your dick.

Gigalewd girls are the best, because they are in a sense the most innocent. Innocent to the lewdest act of all, loving handholding

>> No.15840001

>>15839919
She needs to be bullied for her edgy disposition! I want to doll her up with pretty ribbons when she naps, or undermine her dark monologues with playful touching so she can't focus. She's my little sparkymaus.

>> No.15840002

>>15839982
>>15839990
Mmm, yes. I imagine this is how it works.

>> No.15840007

>>15839344
As someone with negligible friends and family (including not a single close female) this seems like an ideal situation.
Could leave this bullshit life for a comfy one.

>> No.15840008

>>15840001
She's the last scion of the Haus of Maus, the last master of the traditional martial arts of said haus! You should support her as she tries to bring glory back to her ancestors.
Or you could concentrate on the future and make her some descendants instead.

>> No.15840011

>>15839962
I won't be able to be a respectable husband after all this sex, by the time she gets satisfied I'd be the one begging for more

>>15839990
But what if you never wake up?

>>15839992
Gigalewd girls who have absolutely no experience with romance definitely do have their charm

Be careful with kissing tho, you don't want her to become addicted to yet another part of your body

>> No.15840021

>>15840011
>But what if you never wake up?
If you want to wake up, then you will. If you want to escape reality for awhile, you'll stay under until you're satisfied.
unless you mean something grimdark in which case not my thing

>> No.15840026

>>15839992
Friendly reminder that going into a relationship with the intention of changing your partner is very unhealthy.

>> No.15840050

Would Monster Girls like crippled/broken human boys? Would NEET monster girls play a Cripple Boy VN and make generals about it?

>> No.15840053

>>15840050
Crow Tengus and Cyclopsi arguing over who is best boy?

>> No.15840068

>>15840050
Probably. You know, so long as a certain part remains intact. Their virginity, of course; even in MGC, stupid standards will remain. Mamono magic would just grow ya a new dick when you enter the setting, duh.

> tfw the supposedly shy mute boy can't express his feelings and finally loses it and attacks the MC. Turns out he was an aggressive tsun the whole time!

>> No.15840071

>>15840008
I suppose it wouldn't hurt to be supportive of her quest for glory, but she's still getting flowery skirts for christmas.

>> No.15840076

>>15840050
I would shitpost in Katawa Shonen threads all day.

>> No.15840080

>>15840050
I started trying to think up potential routes. Then I just sort of got to thinking about Clannad injury and how the basketball lover can't raise his arms over his head anymore 'cause daddy won't stop hitting him with the empty booze bottles. You just made me sadder than necessary with this. Where is the nearest yeti?

>> No.15840084

>>15840050
Oddly enough, i'm going to say Amazons. Due to their reverse society deal, nothing would make them happier than healing an injured guy as they make sure he's safe and loved. Also i imagine amazons scold ogres for roughing up guys not treating them with kindness.

>> No.15840104

>>15840050
... what does a genki boy in a monstergirl city anime look like? I mean our Mako Mankanshoku, our Ochako Uraraka, our "ganbatte kudasai!" shouting secondary?

>> No.15840116

>>15840050
> best route was always realest man dad
What kind of momster could even compare to that perfection?

>> No.15840125

>>15840021
Well, I guess you can't just dream forever, even if you never get satisfied you'd still wake up once your wife gets pregnant

>>15840050
Of course they'd love them, between those who wants to heal them, those who wants to take care of them and those who just want a cute weak boy there's probably a huge demand for crippled boys

With mamono mana and healing magic you'd rarely see anyone crippled, I guess only people who actually want to stay crippled will remain that way

>> No.15840128

>>15840104
Uraraka's not really the genki one in Class-A. Mina is.

>> No.15840130

>>15840125
... or monstergirls that want their husbando to remain crippled so that they have control over their lives.

I suddenly need to play danganronpa 2 again.

>> No.15840141

>>15840128
Oh yeah, pink... moth girl? Does she get more time in the manga than the anime? Tsuyu kind of just caught my attention more. I've been trying to catch up on stuff,but there's only so much time in the day.

>> No.15840154

>>15840141
Everyone gets their due, it's just the manga is further ahead.
Hell, even the Kinnikuman style guy gets some spotlight even if it is during a cooldown chapter.

>> No.15840165

>you will never be the shota sidekick to a THICC parakeet harpy video game reviewer

>> No.15840175

>>15840141
She styles herself as an Alien, originally wanting to use the name "Alien Queen" as her Hero Title. But due to copyright concerns, she was convinced to shift to the more simplistic "Pinky". Her power is that she secretes acid.

>> No.15840176

>>15840165
I shouldn't want this, but I do.
She'd make some cute bird sound in place of "ech"

>> No.15840179

>>15840050
> you will never finish your "Anon is a character in a VN for monstergirls" fic
It's the one good idea I ever had, and I just can't get it to fly

>> No.15840181

>>15840179
I mean, as a colab that would be really cool. Each writer gets the same prompt and everyone makes their own 'route' for the collection. Need at least maybe five writers to get in on it though.

>> No.15840205

>>15840165
Do I get cool eye lasers?

>> No.15840220

>>15840179
>>15840181
I would say "sign me up!" but I'd probably quit on it right away. Ganbatte?

>> No.15840228 [SPOILER] 
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15840228

Would you a killer bee?

>> No.15840230

>>15840228
I guess I would. I was half expecting something else though. Something more negro.

>> No.15840235

>>15840228
Kiira a cute.

>> No.15840238

>>15840230
Is that a Wu-Tang Clan reference?

>> No.15840251
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>>15840230
this is the future you chose. screw you for making me look this up.

>> No.15840262

>>15840251
Killer-B oxtapus scylla when

>> No.15840263

>>15840251
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.15840266

>>15840165
The particularly bad and/or boring games are more just reviews of what you're doing between her legs.

>> No.15840280

>>15840165
>>15840266
I need this in my life

>> No.15840312 [DELETED] 

Well, I'm done with this thread. See you horsefuckers. Hopefully mods ban you.

>> No.15840315

>No kakuen butler

>> No.15840318

>>15838335
I thought the plural of Anubis was Anubi?

>> No.15840319 [DELETED] 

>>15840312
G'bye Anon! Have a fun time wherever you end up.

>> No.15840320

>>15840315
Great. Thanks anon, now I'm imagining a Kakuen in a suit.
What am I going to do with this boner?

>> No.15840321

>>15840318
Common misconception.
It's actually "anubutts"

>> No.15840322

>>15840320
sit down and have a "Proper think" about monkey girl ass

>> No.15840327

>>15840322
>"Proper think"
Best name for having a wank ever

>> No.15840333

Get writing anons! in hungry for some greens!

>> No.15840335

>>15840333
Can't, too busy lusting after /co/ characters.

>> No.15840339

>>15840333
Cant, playing fire emblem.
Instead, think about how a demon would disguise a marriage contract as DLC.

>> No.15840344

>>15840333
>mg does the tging
>guy goes "checj out those bandojengagas"
>they do the six
>sonnerus

I usually aint too proud of my works but this one is a 11/10 real work of words

>> No.15840346

>>15840333
Can't, have to gear up before raids come out on Tuseday.

>> No.15840351

What species is you're waifu, and can they dance? Can they sing? Do they play an instrument?

How dorky/good is their dancing?
Are they a good singer?
Do they rock out or appreciate the finer arts?

>> No.15840354
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15840354

>>15840333
>"The school parking lot, after dark. Come alone"
>that's what the note had said. It was in a pink envelope and had been cut into the shape of a heart out of red construction paper
>as far as love letters go, this one hadn't been too disturbing
>hey, might as well go and get some sugar, right?
>arrive at the parking lot after sunset
>"Alright, 1v1 me faggot!"

>> No.15840356

>>15840346
Destiny?

>> No.15840358

>>15840351
Well my metalhead Salamander does rock out and wear all kinds of leather, but dancing? She can bang her head and do the Mattress Mambo.

>> No.15840363

>>15840358
Sounds like a righteous babe.

>>15840351
Shoggoth waifu can't dance at all. She just swings her fists wildly.
She's an incredible singer though. She can harmonize with as many mouths as she wants, and sings the song that ends realities. Tekeli-li!

>> No.15840365

>>15840339
What one are you playing?

>> No.15840366

>>15840356
WoW

>> No.15840368

>>15840363
>righteous babe
If only I could think of a name for her that wasn't lame.

>> No.15840369

>>15840333
Too busy getting hyped for the For Honor alpha, wishing I could duel my waifu

>> No.15840372

>>15840351
Umi osho that rocks out to disturbed.

>> No.15840374

>>15840366
Bummer. Almost had a cool unexpected connection.

>> No.15840375

>>15840369
For Honor?

>> No.15840376

>>15840365
Fates: birthright

>> No.15840379

>>15840351
Waifu is a hellhound who loves all kinds of metal but loves dancing to big band swing even more. She sings great in her native language, especially military songs or poetry.

>> No.15840381

>>15840369
Holy shit I forgot about that, is there still time to sign?

>> No.15840382

>>15840368
Some sort of fire pun

>> No.15840384

>>15840375
A third person fighting game, Knights vs Samurai vs Viking. Looks gorgeous, fluid and fun. Starts at 9am est for those invited.

>> No.15840389

>>15840381
Sadly no. Sign up and you can get into future tests though.

>> No.15840390

>>15840382
Ember?

>> No.15840393

>>15840382
Charizard

>> No.15840395

I wish there was more monster girl guro.

>> No.15840399

>>15840376
>Not playing conquest for your onee-san

>> No.15840400

>>15840390
Not bad at all.
>>15840393
hue hue

>> No.15840407

>>15840399
Onee-san is a pure cancerous phrase to me. I want a wife, not a sister.

Plus I'm a nerd for samurai.

>> No.15840410

>>15840407
Do you even have all of Lone Wolf & Cub on your shelf?

>> No.15840411
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15840411

>>15840399
This

>> No.15840413

>>15840351
Slime waifu
Can literally FEEL the rhythms
Can't dance because no legs, just giggles and jiggles as the vibrations run through her
Bass vibrates her in a ~special~ way
Hard bass dubstep is like sticking 10 vibrators in her
Aheagos herself into a shapeless quivering puddle if you fuck during a drop

>> No.15840414

>>15840410
No, but I managed to get hold of the first few books of them and vagabond

>> No.15840417

>>15840414
Shamefur dispray!

>> No.15840418

>>15840411
>No lewd Lamia Onee-san to cuddle.
>She'll never get her friends in on it either.
Damn it.

>> No.15840422

Can some one post nurarihyon?

>> No.15840425
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>>15840413
Oh hey, something I didn't know I wanted. Time to get speakers for under the bed, I guess.

>> No.15840427
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>>15840422
In comes anon with the assist!

>> No.15840431

>>15840427
I can't tell whether she's smug or high.

>> No.15840432
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15840432

Remember to keep your monster girl well fed.

>> No.15840434

>>15840431
probably both

>> No.15840436

>>15840431
Judging by what she's smoking, high.

>> No.15840437

>>15840427
Is that a fan in her hand?
Perhaps a sheathed knife?
No, it's her (your) home's deed!

>> No.15840438

>>15840417
I have no family to dishonour!

>> No.15840440

>>15840438
We're your family, man.

>> No.15840449
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15840449

"You can't hide your lust for memes from me, anyon~"

>> No.15840450
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15840450

I have no words, only despair.

>> No.15840454

>>15840414
> ywn get Musashi Miyamoto to beat you senseless with a bokken
I forsee Ochimusha writefaggorty once her translation is finished.

>> No.15840458

>>15840449
Those are some whopping great memes she's got

>> No.15840459

>>15840454
Vagabond? More like Farmhand, am I right?

>> No.15840460

>>15840449
I only like memes ironically. Meme enough for you, crazy cat?

>> No.15840464

>>15840425
Just think about it anon; you're having sex with her as the baseline pounds, and each time it does her insides tense up. Her whole body acting like an acoustic cavity, the warm, wet goo sqeezing down on your dick with every beat. She's tingling and shivering with pleasure from the frequencies already, microorgasms hitting her near-constantly. Her breasts bulge and ripple in time with the music, like a heartbeat she never normally has, and it's driving both of you wild.

It would be like playing Fap Hero, but hands-free, with your dick inside a drenched, orgasming party girl who's sat on your lap and tripping balls

>> No.15840465

>>15840449
I want to marry her so I can tease her about her memer days when she's older and wiser!
Though the highlights are doing it for me. She can keep those if she wants.

>> No.15840473
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15840473

>>15840449
You're your own neechan. I'm Best Girl, and you are too... No... She's the two of us. Together. Where we are today? We built it. This story - this "headcanon" - it's ours.

>> No.15840479

>>15840459
I don't need for Berserk to decide to be a thing again anymore. The art, the mood, the badass willful-normal characters... I'm home.

>> No.15840491

>>15840407
>Onee-san is a pure cancerous phrase to me
I agree, its gotten a tad out of hand.

>> No.15840498
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>>15840473
She's the 'bad guy'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdEo_t-iVbM

>> No.15840570
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15840570

Elin

>> No.15840572

>>15840570
JAM IT IN!!

>> No.15840574

>>15840570
Made for breeding

>> No.15840625
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>>15840570
The only good thing to come out of that miserable MMO.

>> No.15840648
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15840648

>>15840625
Do slimy mouses retain a scent?

>> No.15840679

>>15840648
The scent of slimegirl.
They're not a mouse, they're just a slime taking the shape of one to please you.

>> No.15840682

Witches are the best.

>> No.15840712

>>15840625
Elins helped me discover my love for thighs on flat girls.

I wish I had a smug satyros wife with that kind of build.

>> No.15840718

>>15840333
>>15840427

>Sitting down, controller in your hands, vials empty and on your last legs
>The big flaming knight brings his sword up
>Your body moves before your mind can begin to process it
>You dodge
>And instantly regret it, as the giant flaming knight hesitates before bringing his sword down
>Right upon your head
>The instant after the dodge animation ends
>The red herald blares across your screen for the umpteenth time and you throw your head back in disgust, dropping the controller to the side.
>You close your eyes and bite back at the incoming flood of irritation.
>You don't notice the black smoke seepign in through your windows.
>You hear a light hiss,
>"Oi. Teme."
>Your eyes open, suddenly and wide and you're confronted with a short, surgically sharp blade, mere inches from between your eyes.
>You follow the sleek steel down into the midnight, black handle
>And to the slender fingers wrapped around the grip, up to the thin wrist and the womanly arm that vanishes in the shadowy folds of the woman's traditional looking dress.
>Traditional, but very low cut dress.
>Her huge breasts threaten to spill out to such a degree that you can just barely make out the outer rim of her areola
>A large, floral patterned tattoo wraps around her left breast, caressing it and twisting up to lay its flowery mark upon her shoulder and down along her arm and back, the last stretches hiding behind the seemingly living, and wafting clothes.
>She's crouched low and the hem of her dress rides up her thick-but-athletic thighs
>You feel an unspeakable urge to duck a little lower and see what you can spy
>But the fury in her eyes pins you in place just as effectively as the steel between yours
>"Ahn?! You up, bastard?"
>You drag your eyes up to hers, taking dim note of her black and gold trimmed flower brooches
>She wears a cute little collar with another black gold-trimmed brooch and in her long, silver, tied up hair is a black rose
>A small part of you wonders at how you're able to etch the figure of this woman into your mind so thoroughly, but then the solid steel before you reminds you that it could simply be that thing they say the mind does to your perception of time before a sudden death.
>"Figure you'd like to say that to my face, asshole?"
>Your observation of the woman ends as abruptly as it began, and you blurt out a bunch of verbal mess at the same time as you throw your arms up
>"TakewhatyouwantIwontstopyou"
>"Tch. I only want one thing, scum. Or are you too stupid to figure it out?"
>"... What?"
>You see a vein on her head begin to throb, "Your balls. Either bring 'em to the table, and say what you just said to my face, or let me cut 'em off. Because a bastard like you doesn't deserve them."
>"... Miss, I think you may be mistaken."
>"What, you mean you didn't just call my blowjobs the sloppy blowjobs of a two bit human whore? You calling Saya a liar?"
>"Um... No, I'm sure your blowjobs are great, I really have no idea what you're talking about."
>You feel like she could take your head at any moment, but the gears begin to churn all the same. "You... aren't Anon Ymous?"
>"N...no. I think that was the name of my great grandfather. I'm Anony Mous."
>Her eyes squint. "What year is this?"
>"It's... the current year?"
>"...I see, I see." She slides her short blade back into its sheath and looks around. "Things sure look different. What happened to Anon Ymous?"
>You breathe a little easier now that the weapon is away and watch as she walk around your home inquisitively, drawing a long pipe out of her robes and taking long draughts, leaving a billowing black smoke trail as she bends over to look at your odds and ends, revealing an almost criminally curvaceous and bouncy rear
>You frown a little and take a deep breath to clear your mind
>You only just finished wanking half an hour ago. Its a little too early to be excited by the sight of her alone.
>The deep breath only serves to make your thoughts hazier. When did the room get this smokey?
>You pick yourself up slowly, and trudge over to a window, "He uh... died. Of old age."
>She scowls, "Bastard thinks he can insult me and run off behind Izanami's skirts."
>You feel like there's something you should be saying. Maybe you ought to tell your interloper to leave, but whatever she's puffing out into your home only makes you feel unnervingly at ease with the situation.
>You watch her open the fridge and turn back to the TV, picking up your controller. Your character stands up from the bonfire and begins the jog back to the fog wall. You hear her rifle around, "The cans in the door." You hear a hiss.
>"Mm, not bad."
>The music begins to play as the hulking monster of a beast notices the flimsy interloper.
>Your own interloper settles herself down on the back of your lounge, her long lithe legs hanging over your shoulders and resting in your lap

>> No.15840740

>>15839348
She is ok.

>> No.15840754

>>15839348
I didn't like her when the scans were initially posted but I have to admit she's pretty nice now that time has passed and her profile is out.

I'm really into the whole dancing thing and those boxes could be really useful.

>> No.15840786

>>15840479
Have you read the book Vagabond is based off of? It's pretty comfy.

>> No.15840788

>>15840454
There is already some out there

>> No.15840815
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15840815

Would you be a groupie?

>> No.15840821

>>15840815
Not to garbage like that, I wouldn't.

>> No.15840824

>>15840821
Anon she's 13 and undead, cut her some slack.

>> No.15840825

>>15840718
>You rest your head between hers, and she moves like the two of you had been a married couple for years now. With the natural grace of the kind of person who could steal into your home and wrap you up in her pace, you fine the end of her pipe between your lips.
>You take a long, deep breath and the black smoke rolls down your throat and fills your lungs without a hint of irritation.
>One of her hands finds its way into your hair and strokes through it in a soothing, spine-melting kind of way. You let the breath out slowly in a thick, dense and dark cloud. An icy coolness presses to your chest, and you grab the can she hands you.
>"You died."
>You blink, and look at the screen as you crack the can. You died. You gaze a little forlornly at the green pile of souls you lost.
>"Mmh."
>"What is this magic, anyway?"
>"It's a video game. On a TV."
>"Move forward. Let me play."
>You scoot forward and she slides off the back of your lounge and sits herself behind you
>Inches of soft thigh flesh reveal themselves and you can tell that the bottom of her dress rode up to her hips as she slid down. Her legs slip off your shoulders and wrap around your hips, crossing over in your lap. You suck in a sharp breath as the sole of her foot rubs across your flaccid length.
>She either doesn't notice, or pretends not to. You feel yourself twitch slightly against her foot, and devote all your mind and will to remaining soft.
>She rests her chin on your shoulder, and slides her arms under yours, taking the controller from your hands.
>She wiggles a bit as she tries to get comfortable, and she grinds her body against you before she settles down.
>You drink from the can, and consider cutting your tongue upon the inner edge of the can, to force your mind from her foot and the breasts pressing on your back
>She presses every button, wasting a flask as she does so. But before long, the character on the screen is rolling about the enemies, and slashing at them as they leave themselves open. She strikes with a warrior's intuition.
>You feel oddly at ease with her wrapped around you the way she is, this stranger whose name you don't even know, who'd made herself perfectly at home. Her black and silver streaked hair smells nice. Like a mix of the smoke she puffs and the black flower fixed to it. It doesn't even strike you as odd to answer the questions she begins to softly fire your way.
>"How long have you lived here?"
>"A few years."
>"Do you work?"
>"From home."
>"Go out often?"
>"Occasionally."
>"Are you single?"
>She enters the fog wall and instantly evades the strike that catches most first time players off guard. She even gets in two blows before retreating before the followup strike
>"Yes."
>"Are you interested in any one?"
>"The spider who works the graveyard shifts at the convenience store."
>"Has she made a move on you?"
>"No."
>"What do you like in a girl?"
>"Mature... Big. Gentle."
>"Hmm..." Her questions give way to a soft muttering, "Two out of three. I might have to fix that first impression..."
>A charged blow has the hulking mass reeling and it lowers its head, panting. With measures strides the character approaches, and slams its weapon into the thing's head, down the the hilt before twisting, wrenching it aside and pulling it out.
>It robs the beast of its last slivers of health and the mass evaporates into wisps of flame and ash.
>You grimace softly, "Beginners luck."
>She smiles, "I always have it." She drops the controller and her hands begin to wander. Under your shirt, and up your chest. Her until-now still foot begins to rub softly against the side of your shaft. You give a soft gasp as her other foots joins the other side, and her hands find your nipples.
>You can't even begin to muster the mere thought to resist as she plants a kiss on your shoulder and licks up your neck towards your ear. she gives the lobe a little nibble before her lips part. A short puff of warm air rolls into your ear before she speaks.
>"Word travels slowly, where I was. And time twists in strange ways. The insult may have been decades old, but the hurt is only mere moments fresh."
>"So?"
>"So I think that you as his descendant, have to bear the weight of his sins, no?"
>Her feet begin to move and squeeze with greater effort, summoning vigor into your shaft and making your growing erection press painfully against your pants.
>"What... will you do?"
>She grins and gives your ear a quick nip before sticking her tongue into your ear, making your spine go ram-rod straight, "I think I'll show you the caliber of my blowjob. And make you apologize on his behalf. then I'll forgive him. Maybe." Her hands retreat from under your shirt, and she slides off your lounge and onto her knees between your legs.

>> No.15840839

>>15840815
I'd let her take me back to her hotel room to act as stress relief.

>> No.15840881

>>15840825
>Her arms wrap around your hips, and she pulls your butt towards the edge of the lounge. You look down at her, and her purple eyes glimmer up at you mischievously. Her fingers lay across the bulge in your pants and she fondles it gently. Then her hands slide up your hips, and up your chest, collecting your shirt with it and baring your belly.
>She reaches up and plants a kiss below your belly button before biting down on your elastic waistband and dragging it down. Her hands return to your hips to lift them up and assist in sliding your pants and underwear down.
>Once the waistband passes your ass, her hands move to the front and she stops dragging it down with her teeth.
>Instead she moves back a little bit and grins lewdly as the half-exposed length of your cock. She plants a light kiss at the base before pulling the pants down lower, and freeing your full-mast erection.
>A small smear of her black lipstick lingers
>She gives a light cry and a giggle as it bounces up, smacking into her cheek wetly as it goes, leaving a smear of pre-cum on her perfectly smooth skin.
>It stands erect and twitches, a thick dollop of precum rising up the length and rolling down the base, only to be collected part way by her soft, hot tongue.
>She settles herself under it and looks up at its looming girth and length
>The lack of attention has it wilt slightly, and settle its weight upon her face. She goes almost crosseyed as she tries to follow its descent. "My, that is... certainly something."
>She gives the underside of your cock another kiss before pulling your pants down further, wiggling back so she can take them off fully, and settle down between your open legs once more.
>She looks up at you and smiles
>"The punishment begins now."
>She places a hand on your inner thigh, and the other curls around the base of your cock tightly. You close your eyes and revel in the feelings as your heart beats up in your throat, and you hear it pound in your ears.
>Her tight grip on your cock means that the blood coarses in, but none pumps back out. Slowly, you feel yourself grow harder than you'd ever been.
>Her soft lips kiss at your balls and she begins to slowly jerk you off.
>She kisses and sucks at your nuts, releasing them with an odd wet pop before sucking them back into her mouth. Her slow, methodical pumping has your throbbing length spilling liberal amounts of precum down your shaft and over her hand, to drip down your sack and make her full lips slick.
>Her cheeks hollow out as she pops a ball back into her mouth, and runs her tongue about it. You feel your sac tighten in response, and another spurt of pre rolls down onto her hand
>Meanwhile, all you can smell rising from her is that same thought-clouding smoke that leaves your mind awash in a dark gray haze, that has your senses responding only to the pleasure between your legs.
>Her lips pop free of your balls one last time and her fingers leave the base of your shaft. She hums a gentle kind of happiness as she licks her hand clean, not unlike a cat and her fingers take your cock once more, to angle it downwards.
>She places her lips to the head of your cock, and looks up at you. Her eyes bore mischievously into yours and you watch as her lips begin to part around the head of your cock. The glans grinds into her tongue s she begins to take you and you utter a shuddering groan.
>More and more of your cock disappears between her lewd and greedy lips. At about half way you feel the crown of your length press against the back of her throat.
>For the moment, shes happy to sit there. She takes her hand from your dick and you see it vanish somewhere between her legs.
>Her tongue begins to swirl around the length in her mouth, and you feel her swallow a few times as she begins to gently rock back and forth, a motion less designed to thrust your shaft between her lips, and more designed to thrust her hips against the faux-cock her fingers make.
>A poor substitute for the organ she's currently savoring between her upper lips.
>Whatever she's doing between her legs seems to have had great and quick effect. Soft little moans vibrate through your cock as she bobs her head up and down the half she can fit in her mouth, a dark ring of her lipstick the marker of her current progress.
>Your dick grows slick with her spit and she's constantly having to swallow the copious mix of spit and pre-cum, but true to her boasting, it's no sloppy blowjob form a two bit human whore.
>And she's only taken half.

Any one even reading this? Might take a break to make some coffee and something to eat.

>> No.15840885
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>>15840881
Hush now. We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams.

>> No.15840891

>>15840881
Im enjoing it, recharge and continue

>> No.15840894

>>15840881
>Any one even reading this?

Oh, I'm reading the SHIT out of that, Anon. You had me at Dark Souls.

>> No.15840898

>>15840881
>Any one even reading this? Might take a break to make some coffee and something to eat.
Coffee sounds good to me too right now. Refuel and continue, I'm enjoying it but don't burn yourself out.

>> No.15840900

>>15840898
I guess I need coffee too now that everyone's talking about it.

>> No.15840906

>>15840900
Not me, im a tea man

>> No.15840909

>>15840900
That got me thinking, what kind of monster girl would be most likely to own a small independent coffee shop?

>> No.15840910

>>15840906
So was I until all those night shifts in the army got me addicted.
I also now realize I wish I had a nice, happy doodle of a Squirrel Girl who drank a hundred cups of coffee.

>> No.15840912
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15840912

>>15840909

>> No.15840921
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15840921

Who do you think the next grill will be?

>> No.15840924

>>15840921
I think that HEIL HYDRA

>> No.15840925

>>15840921
SHARK
H
A
R
K

>> No.15840928

>>15840885
>tfw you will never be a young boy raised by busty monster girls

>> No.15840943

>>15840928
Good.

>> No.15840949

>>15840921
I hope he releases griffon or gremlin soon.

>> No.15840974

>>15840921
Hopefully Nurarihyon, Atlach-Nacha, Trumpart, or Griffon.

>> No.15840983

>>15840949
Heck yeah, Gremlin is where it's at.

But after releasing the ocean mamono, the next one is probably going to be something eldritch like the Atlach-Nacha. It could also be something Zipangu related like that samurai zombie or the three weasels.

>> No.15840991

>>15840983
I keep forgetting those weasels exist.

>> No.15841016 [SPOILER] 
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15841016

>mermaid are cute

>> No.15841019
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15841019

So do Sharks keep fit by lifting or do they just swim around a lot and keep themselves toned with that?

>> No.15841021

>>15841016
Not that one with that shitty face

>> No.15841022

>>15841016
>>15841019
Deep Ones pls go.

>> No.15841027

>>15841019
Just like lamias would be fit as fuck (and probably have marked abs) due to their movement something like that would happen to sharks, yes.

>> No.15841033

>>15841027
This pleases me.

>> No.15841050
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>>15841027
Post /fit/ girls!

>> No.15841089
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>>15841050
Source?

>> No.15841094

>>15841089
.less made it.

>> No.15841103
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>>15841089

>> No.15841110

>>15841103
>DICK'S Sporting Goods
LEWD!

>> No.15841112

>>15841050
Fit brown girls are too crazy. Thet shouldn't exist.

>> No.15841117

>>15841112
Fit brown girls are the stuff of dreams.

>> No.15841129
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15841129

Not waking up to a devil imouto every morning is suffering.

>> No.15841132

>>15841117
You know what could kill just by looking at it? Fit Wockers.

>> No.15841135

/fit/ brown lolis!

>> No.15841136

>>15841129
Deviled egg?
>You need to go to work, onii-chan! But first eat these eggs!
>>15841132
Buck Wocks are soft and squishy.

>> No.15841138

>>15841110
THEY'VE GOT BALLS and vitamins

>> No.15841161

>>15841136
I want to have two wocky nee-sans. One fit and the other neet.

I would fuck the neet one until she's fit and fill the fit one with cum until she looks like a neet.

>> No.15841177
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15841177

>>15841050
/fit/ blue girls!

>> No.15841178
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15841178

>>15841177
It's a beach episode?

>> No.15841183

>>15841177
They're nice but not that one since she fucks monster boys like most of the artist's girls these days.

>> No.15841185
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15841185

>>15841178
Best episode

>> No.15841190

>>15841135
Brown Baphos?

>> No.15841204

>>15841190
Brown baphos in micro bikinis eating popsicles.

>> No.15841209
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15841209

>>15841204
Those weird semen colored popsicles? The ones that melt super easy and get all over their face and cleavage?

>> No.15841216

>>15841209
Exactly. It might even run down their abs if they're not careful.

>> No.15841223

>>15841209
Does she have a retractable horn?

That's lewd, dude.

>> No.15841227

What's the best monster girl to do this with?

https://nhentai.net/g/173914/

>> No.15841235

>>15841190
Yep.
In spats and sporting a sports bra, although they don't need it.

>> No.15841237
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>>15841227
I can see things that I didn't want to see.

>> No.15841238

>>15841227
Sort of answers the question in the source material, doesn't it?

Fairies are stretchy.

>> No.15841243

>>15841227
Oni

>> No.15841245

>>15841238
All monsters are stretchy to a certain extent.
Fairies/pixies/imps are just the most stretchy.

>> No.15841249

>>15840881
>Her fingers move at a quickened pace, diving into and spreading her sodden quim, while rubbing and stroking at her small, cute little clit. Her head begins to bob faster, making her hair bounce around her. Bit by bit, the black line of lipstick is pushed higher and higher until the head of your cock is constantly thrusting against the back of her throat.
>You bite your lip and try to hold back. Thankfully, she reaches her climax first and you can almost hear the juices spray out over her hand and soak into your carpet.
>Her lust, is a scent you can most definitely smell. It cuts through the smokey haze ad sets your primal mind alight with the need to breed. Her lips slip down the length of your cock, and it bounces free with a wet pop.
>She takes a deep shuddery breath and smiles in satisfaction. "Your taste is exquisite. I could get used to this." She prods your thickened, rigid length with a finger. "Speaking of taste, I can tell you're about to burst. Where do you want it? Down my throat or in my face?"
>You groan at the inhumanity of making a choice like this, especially in your current state. An answer passes your lips all the same.
>"Throat."
>She grins, and places her lips to the head of your cock again, quickly ascending up the length of slickened meat to the ring of black lipstick and then further. You groan loudly as your glans rubs at the back of her throat before she shifts the way she's sitting, and opens up her throat, for the rest of your length to slide in to her tight, girth-hugging throat-pussy.
>Her lips slide right up to the base, and her eyes sparkle up at you, radiating a sense of accomplishment.
>Your hands move entirely automatically, and your fingers stroke through her fringe before gliding around and patting at her head.
>If she could purr with a throat full of cock, she would and she responds only by pushing her head against your hand and tightening her throat in rolling waves, to milk the cresting climax from you.
>The only thing to suggest that being treated like this is a first for her is the slightly amused gleam in her gaze.
>The grip you have on her hair tightens as her constricts, tightens and twists, swallowing motions increasing the silken vice on your cock to night unbearable pleasure
>Her tongue slides along the underside of the base of your cock, and slips out between her lips and your thick base. It slithers down a short way and caresses at the tense knot of churning need that is your balls
>Luck alone had her cumming before you and as close as you already were, the added sensation of her tongue fondling your balls to her hot wet mouth and her tight throat milking your cock is more than enough to send you careering over the edge.
>As she senses the first throbbing pulses of your thick loads of cum, her arms wrap around your bucking hips, to hold her lips as tightly around the base of your cock as possible.
>An effort that is somewhat wasted by the study grip you have on her head. She couldn't withdraw even if she wanted to. You grind your groin into her face as your balls pump the first of your load down her throat and directly into her stomach.
>And she takes it like a wanton whore, egging you on with her massaging throat, milking an even larger orgasm out of you.
>Your hips lift up in your fervor, and the room is filled with your grunts, her high, strangled moans and the wet, messy slap of your balls on her chin as you pump load after load.
>Not until the last has been sucked out of your balls do your thrusting hips fall back to the lounge. Not until the final dreg is swallowed do your fingers go slack, and allow her to begin un-burying your cock from her throat.
>You watch as inch by inch your shaft comes into contact with the lukewarm air of the smokey room, gleaming with a clean sheen of spit
>You give an over-sensitive wince as your head pops free from her soft, sucking lips. Just as clean as the rest of your length.
>She smiles and savors the last mouthful. Your cock shifts in a proud arousal as you watch her swallow it. "Mmmm, you have a fine taste. So? How was my blowjob? Are you prepared to apologize on your grandfather's behalf?" She grins lasciviously, "There's a treat if you do."
>You perk up instantly
>"What treat?"

I had the box extended so low I didn't realize I went past the limit twice over.

>> No.15841252

>>15841227
Jesus christ.

>> No.15841253

>>15841249
>She smirks coquettishly and rises, her dress falling about her as she does so. Is spills into a puddle by her feet and she stands bared before you, for the first time, striking a pose
>Even freed of the support of the dress, her huge breasts are plenty perky. You see now that the nipple on her left breast takes the place of the center of a large flower tattooed to her breast. Her other breast is bare of markings, and is beautiful in its plain white stark contrast.
>Her belly is tight and muscled like the stomach of a warrior, but the gropable width of her hips, the thickness of her soft thighs and the bouncy mass of her ass speak of a warrior who spent perhaps a little too long at rest.
>Another tatoo flows up her left leg, beginning as a banded anklet of ivy and leaves, crawling up her leg to turn into a floral bouquet above her womanhood, of which her bud-like clit sits as the centerpiece.
>Her vulva is puffy with arousal, and her bright pink inner lips are soaked with the evidence of that, recently stirred up by her fingers.
>She lets you take your eyeful, before approaching and turning in place to face away from you and settle down on your lap, trapping your cock between her lips
>She twists from her seated position to look at you, "It's me." She begins rolling her wide hips, gliding her lips along the shaft of your dick, lubing it up with her own needy fuck-juices. "So?" She grabs your hands, and places your right on her hips and your left on her tattooed breast.
>She gives a light moan as your fingers curl around her breast, "Ahn~ If you answer correctly, I'll tell you a secret. So?"
>You shudder as your cock roars poundingly at you to just say whatever it is that will make her happy. A hardness unlike anything before spreads her lips around your girth, and all you want is to bury the whole of your length inside her
>"I-it's the absolute best. None but a feeling-less fool could say otherwise. I apologize for my great grandfather's idiocy. S-so please..."
>"Fufufu~ Well said. Now then," Her hips rise, and her lips glide up the length of your shaft until the thick head of your cock prods insistently at her entrance, "Your treat, and my secret."
>With a wet, flesh-rippling smack she descends, impaling herself to the hilt in a single swoop. She utters a lilting, orgiastic cry. And you feel a slick warmth splatter across your thighs.
>You grimace at her sudden clenching tightness, not expecting her muscles to greet you to her deepest depths with a crushing climax
>She rests her head back against your shoulder and pants, taking a moment to recover
>After a time, she turns her head to kiss at your jaw, "This tattoo, when you touch it, amplifies what I feel tenfold. Now," She grins with glassy eyes, "Mess me up."
>You squeeze her patterned breast and roll it about your palm, and she begins to squirm, both outwardly and inwardly, stroking your malehood from within.
>But not nearly as much as when you reach for her lips with your own.
>She practically melts, gathering the strength only to reach behind you and lay her hand on your head, locking you into the kiss.
>The other flutters down her trim stomach to rub at her clit
>Your lips press firmly against hers, but her mouth is the first to open, her tongue taking flirtatious initiative in pressing past your teeth to ensnare your own
>You accept her advances and reply in kind, coiling your tongue about hers, pinching at her nipple and rolling the hard bud between your fingers when it seems like her tongue is about to lock yours in a checkmate.
>She breathes heavily into the kiss, scarcely breaking it to draw in a panting, deep breath before returning.
>Her fortitude far outstrips yours though, and despite being beset by a veritable avalanche of pleasure, she retains the will and presence of mind to shakily rise, drawing your girth out of her tugging lips until they pull at the crown of your cock before falling back down again with a pelvis pounding smack
>If you were on anything other than your soft, forgiving lounge, walking away from this may prove to be an issue.
>Shakily, she rises again, and falls once more, establishing a rhythm, only broken by how fiercely you molest her amplifying breast.
>Deciding to take the burden off her, you break the kiss and twist mightily, throwing her against the back of the lounge. She lets out a cry as the sudden motion stuns her.
>Her hands clutch at the back of the lounge and her heavy, laden breasts hang over it. With her ass stuck out and a prime target, you don't give her the time to orient herself before you brace your weight with a knee on the lounge and thrust back inside her.
>She lets out a true cry this time. Not quiet of demure, not seductive, just a blissful scream that lets the neighbors know that some one is getting a solid dicking.

>> No.15841257

>>15841249
>>15841253
You might want to put it all in a pastebin with this kind of effort.

>> No.15841258

>>15841227
Fucking hell

>> No.15841261

>>15841245
>>15841238
Which fairy? I know there's more than one kind.

Also I mean the breeding with part. No ones that are bugs and lay eggs or anything.

>> No.15841262

>>15841227
Are you looking for easy replies? Well of course you are, I don't know why I'm even asking.

>> No.15841265

>>15841252
But he's not a monster girl.

>> No.15841278

>>15841262
I jut happened against that monster girl comic and wondered if there's something like that in your erotic monstergirl manuals. I like the idea of them having full sized kids since it seems novel, but I don't know if that really is a novel idea or there's something like that already. Like some sort of extra stretchy fairy that specializes in making changlings to infiltrate human society or something.

>> No.15841283

>>15841278
>just happened across

>> No.15841286
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Really now?

>> No.15841288
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>My name is Inez Montoya, you fucked my mother, prepare to die!
Your daughter is entering THAT phase, it seems.

>> No.15841291

>>15840815
Depends on if Midnight Bliss is going to wear off or not.

I signed up for the alps, not the monsterboys.

>> No.15841308

>>15841288
Well, the Princess Bride is a good movie.

>> No.15841313

>>15841288
But it should be the opposite. They hate their vampire mother and want to fuck their father

>> No.15841319

>>15841313
You're the one who named her Electra.

>> No.15841337

>>15841288
>>15841319
Goddamn chuunis, picking new names as they please to throw The Organization off their scent!

>> No.15841353

Daughterus were born for dicking.

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>>15841288
>She thinks she can beat her old man

Ha! I am the rock hardness of the eternal boner, crash against me and be broken!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk-9ihcy2R8

>> No.15841393

>>15841386
The carvings on your handle serve no tactical purpose whatsoever.

>> No.15841399
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>>15841223
I wanna crack jokes about her being "Horny"!

>> No.15841406

>>15841393
>Carvings

Those are weapon scars.

>> No.15841511

>>15841138
vitamin D

>> No.15841552 [SPOILER] 
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>>15841399
>crack a 'horny' joke to some Oni at a bar
>she gets pissed because she hears these things day in and day out
>she grabs you and sling you over her shoulder while paying her tab
>she takes you home and lets out all her stress and anger
>you think that's the end of it after you get a cab home
>a couple of days later the Oni is at your door giving you this look
>do you accept responsibility?

>> No.15841565

>>15841552
ma'am you got the wrong person! i never visit bars. in fact i never even leave my house except for groceries.

>> No.15841569

>>15841249
Please bin this.

>> No.15841610
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Busty wolves update

>> No.15841621

>>15841610
>A monstergirl blessed with that body will never force you to suck her massive tits while holding your head in position with her strong arms

>> No.15841630

>>15841610
Busty wolfus are best wolfus

>> No.15841649

>>15839261
Sure. The anubis, living out in the forest, is much more mellow than other anubi. And with little access to books, that love for knowledge has manifested in her in a rather interesting way. She adores writing, wherever it's whatever fantasy tale that comes into her head, or writing observations on the world around her. Due to her wolfgirl heritage, she's naturally a little more commanding than the kitsune, but it's very subtle, and the kitsune's indomitably cheery attitude balances it out.
The kissune herself is much more outdoorsy. She loves the feel of grass under her tiny paws, going out to gather flowers, even just laying nude out in the forest. She claims she's meditating atop the ley lines to invigorate the land around her, which could be the truth.

Then there's their style of dress. While the shrine has a stock of much more decent kimonos, the two prefer the much more revealing alternatives.
The furisodes come in a variety of bright colours the girls always choose to compliment each other, and have flared skirts, revealing their smooth thighs and emphasising their surprisingly plump hips. The chests are all low cut, but fit their flat chests perfectly, barely covering their nipples. You figure there might be a magical element involved in how they fit to the girls, but that same magic doesn't apply to keep you from catching glimpses of their bare bottoms and their arousing lack of panties.
During the night, they'll cuddle up to each other like two puppies as they sleep on a futon, curling their tails around each other for warmth. Sometimes you even notice them licking each others' noses in their sleep, but when you bring it up the next morning, they blush and deny it fervently.
Once you spend long enough around them, if you ever find yourself falling asleep at their home, they'll be more than happy to add you to their cuddle pile for extra warmth.
Just try not to give in to your baser urges when you wake up one morning, and find the anubis lying on top of the fox, both their pussies pressing up against each other while their tails twist together.

>> No.15841656

>>15841253
god bless you anon

>> No.15841673
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15841673

How about the power of flight? That's levitation, homes!

>> No.15841675

>>15841610
Damned smug wolf acting as if she owned the guy

I'd never let a monster girl treat me that way

>> No.15841681

>>15841675
That's why you weasel out her arms, wait till she's destracted, and grope her from behind

>> No.15841698

>>15841673
Floating and levitation is my fetish, so there's that.
http://i.imgur.com/ACYhEOy.jpg

>> No.15841732

>>15841253
>A sort of proud possession takes you, and you reach again for her patterned tit with your left hand. Your right however, goes to her throat, and using it as leverage, you pull her back flush with your chest and thrust
>Her ass squishes up against your hips as you bury your cock in as seep as her thick, bouncy rear will allow you to. She reacts to you just as fiercely and clutches at the back of your head, forcing you into a kiss. You jolt at her other hand reaches down and grabs a handful of your ass though your cock twitches in appreciation at her matching your dominant ferocity.
>With her more than willing to maintain this position of being more or less dominantly taken, you take your hand from her throat and put it to better use - between her legs, rubbing and flicking at her clit ferociously
>She forced you into it, but she's clearly not opposed to breaking the kiss to voice the kinds of cries that would make a banshee blush.
>Your hips slam into hers again and again despite the copious amounts of cushion for the pushin'. Were her mind-melting smoke billowing about the two of you a little less thickly, you might have had the presence of mind to spare some concern for to state of your lounge.
>Just how soaked with her juices was it by now?
>The semblance of the shadow of the thought vanishes before the over-riding need to fuck this woman full of your seed and make her pregnant
>You slam through the clenching climaxes that coarse through her coiling cunt, and hold her tight during the quivering aftershocks, thrusting into her from behind through three such orgasms, dutiful kneading her oversensitive breast.
>A thought occurs, and a small chuckle leaves your mouth
>Through the ragged panting she manages to form what might pass for a word "W-Wh-What?"
>"Who are you?"
>There's a brief moment of still silence. No ragged screaming, no panting, no grunting, no slapping of hips.
>A heavy crimson blush spreads across the Nurarihyon's features, as she realizes her own remiss.
>She turns to you sheepishly "Suu. I'm Suu."
>You smile and kiss her before squeezing her breast and thrusting back in.
>You return to the bestial, animalistic rhythm you had before, and can only lament the lack of a mirror before you, that you can't see her bare, un-patterned breast bouncing wildly before you.
>Your tongues thrash as their hips smash and juices splash
>Your own second climax is quick in the heels of her last, which is forgiving considering that if not for you holding her steady, she'd be bent over the back of the lounge with her tongue lolled out and eyes crossed, fucked brainless.
>And twitching
>Probably more than she is now
>Her long, low moan of pleasure could almost pass for a moan of relief as you thrust yourself in as deep as you can and finally cum, cock throbbing wildly and shooting rope upon rope of thick seed into her womb to splash back out onto the already soiled lounge.
>You lean down as the last of your climax spills into her womb and lay kisses on her neck and shoulders, slumping over her just as she now slumps
>An ungodly exhaustion washes over you, and you feel your consciousness slip way in a cloud of smoke

>You come to in your bed, roused by the smell of breakfast cooking. You look to the other side of your bed and see an obvious indentation and a trail of smoke leading out of the bedroom
>You follow it, heading into the kitchen to find Suu in nothing more than one of your shirts. It stretches tightly over her curvaceous form and from behind you can see it only covers the top half of her ass. In fact, you'd guess her tits are bout to fall out of it too
>You watch from behind as she shakes the pan with one hand, and materializes her pipe with another, taking a long puff
>Only then does she notice you. She turns around, a sated smile on her face
>Indeed, her breasts might need a hand-bra to stay inside that few-sizes too small shirt.
>"You're up. Just in time, breakfast is ready."
>"You've made yourself at home nicely."
>"Of course. I'm your treat after all."
>"A permanent one?"
>"Of course."
>You smile as you step up behind her, and wrap your arms around her hips, planting a little kiss on her neck, "Good."

>>15841257
I probably will and go back to rewrite it eventually.

Sorry if the quality took a nosedive, I got pretty distracted

>> No.15841736

Is allowing boys to go to school with monster girls detrimental to their education?
Surely the benefits of socialization aren't worth the lost educational potential from extremely lewd lolis.
They should be segregated, right?
No one wants their boys to become the living playthings of bushy tailed runts just because it will "maximize their future potential as demonic leaders"

>> No.15841740

>>15841673
I'm scared of heights.

>> No.15841754

>>15841732
unf

>> No.15841756

>>15841732
http://pastebin.com/UaJv1B6M
As I said, I may go back and rewrite this in proper prose and do the climax a better justice.

>> No.15841763

>>15841756
This was some good shit Peny, and the Soul of Cinders bit at the beginning almost made me think you were Shoggocks.

>> No.15841769

>>15841763
Na but seriously, fuck that guy and his delayed attacks.

>> No.15841789

>>15841673
How about the power to kill a Wendigo from 200 yards away, WITH MIND BULLETS

That's telekinesis Kyle

>> No.15841812
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Why would you ever be into anything other than desert girls?

>> No.15841819

>>15841610
He best kind of wolves

>> No.15841820

>>15841789
>killing Wendigos
That's nasty, man.

>> No.15841825

>>15841812
Go porcelain white or go home

>> No.15841828
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>>15841825
Go big or go home.

>> No.15841837

>>15841812
>>15841825
No need to fight guys, you're both right.

Pale skin = brown skin >>>> Normal skin

>> No.15841843

Well then, whats a fun attack for a monster to have.
Extra credit: how would the same name work for a sex move?

>> No.15841847

>>15841812
It's a mystery. Even tanukis were improved with desert tanukis.

And brown skin the best for pouring things on. Oil, massaging butter, cream, milk chocolate, white chocolate, milk, and so on. Endless possibilities.

>> No.15841848

>>15841828
I want a big brown skinned Jabberwock!

>> No.15841851

>>15841552
What if I report her for rape?

>> No.15841861

>>15841828
Why is she upset?
>>15841843
I suck at attack names, I won't even try.
Unless it's called the Wurmie Whammie

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>>15841812
I'd lick chocolate tummies.

>> No.15841872

>>15841843
Fafnir bomber, its pretty much a dragon doing a izuna drop.
as a sex move, a slam mount maybe?

>> No.15841882

>>15841649
>wake up
>see this
Well my day is looking much better.

>Just try not to give in to your baser urges when you wake up one morning, and find the anubis lying on top of the fox, both their pussies pressing up against each other while their tails twist together.

I need to see this so badly. I might even pay for someone to do this.

>> No.15841887

>>15841820
Maybe just kick up some snow in their general area and watch them scurry about in alert mode

>> No.15841890

>>15841887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnKeN9zIkoE

>> No.15841912
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My MG waifu is better than yours.

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>>15841912
>posting a non-character

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>>15841936
Some of the best characters are non-characters anon.

It's why people lust over Zakus instead of gundams.

>> No.15841946

>>15841944
No Zaku, boy. No Zaku!

>> No.15841948

>>15841944
>It's why people lust over Zakus instead of gundams.
But some Main Characters actually use custom Zakus.

>> No.15841973

>>15841882
>spoiler
Do it anon! do the thing!

>> No.15841978

>>15841973
>do the thing!
I heard this in a very specific voice.

>> No.15842000

>>15841978
Whose voice?

>> No.15842003

>>15842000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojhTu9aAa_Y

>> No.15842032

I want to put binder clips on a loli Kiki's nipples and force her to clean with her whole flat chest exposed so the clips can dangle and bounce around.

>> No.15842034

>>15842032
The gentry get weirder and weirder.

>> No.15842036

>>15841882
This needs to be done, my dick demands it.

>> No.15842037

>>15841227
My, it's been a looong ass time since I last saw this.

I am still angry, crusade tier angry.

>> No.15842040

>>15842034
Hey man, she enjoys it as much as I do.

>> No.15842049

>>15842032
I want to clean a Kiki while the ground is filled with nipple clips. The ground is actually a Shog!

>> No.15842056

>>15842049
That's just stupid.

>> No.15842060

>>15842032
>>15842049
I want to make a Kiki wear handcuffs and nipple clamps made out of shog and titfuck her.

>> No.15842065

>>15842056
Do you think a Shoggoth would transform into lego pieces and spread herself on the ground so the Kikimora steps on her?

>> No.15842070

>it's another shog-fags ruin everything episode
Jesus christ, is it so hard to mention kikis without shogs getting mentioned too?

>> No.15842079

>>15842070
Yes

>> No.15842087

>>15842070
Shogs are better.

>> No.15842091

>>15842070
Considerably

>> No.15842093

>blatant shitposting from the shog-fags
great.

>> No.15842095

>>15842070
The good and evil, life and death, light and dark, peace and war, yin and yang, love and hate, Kikimora and Shoggoth.

>> No.15842107

>>15842070
sometimes Pharaoh/apophis can get just as bad.

>> No.15842108

>>15842093
What do you expect when at least one of them has admitted they do it just for trolling's sake?
I'm this close to just filtering "shog."

>> No.15842115

I wanna tell a Shoggoth that I like Kikimoras so much more and her gross, and way to sticky slime can't even compare to a Kiki's soft, and downy feathers.

>> No.15842119
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>there is someone that dislikes Shoggoths this much

>> No.15842123

Can't shogfags and kikifags get along? Both of their girls are beautiful.

>> No.15842131

>>15842123
I don't think so. They are in a constant war trying to clean the thread.

>> No.15842136

>>15842123
I like them both. Two sides of the same coin. One prim and proper and hopes for the best for you, the other unrestrained but still just as devoted.

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>>15842095
SuccuFairy and AngelFairy

And I guess Trick Fairy would be the Mindflayer equivalent?

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Am I too late for absreciation?

>> No.15842156

>>15842139
Trick fairy would enter your ear and forcefully make you good by fucking with yor brain. You would become the best artist in the world, but you wouldn't be able to feel the joy of working hard and accomplishing your goals.

>> No.15842158
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>>15842151
It's always time for abs.

>> No.15842175

>>15842151
I want to be forced to kiss delicious abs

>> No.15842181

>>15842070
Chill the fuck out. No one suggested Kikis were shit or suggested turning the Kiki into a Shog or anything except >>15842087 who was obviously doing it to rile you up after you complained.
One maid gets mentioned and another girl similar to her will likely get mentioned too. See Pharaoh and Apophis for example.
>>15842108
>I'm this close to just filtering "shog."
Then do it and stop being a whiny faggot, all announcing it will do is make people shitpost to anger you since it's obvious you're easily annoyed.

>> No.15842222
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Well I happen to like it when girls make baked goods to sneak into the hearts of boys.

>> No.15842233
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>>15842222
I like it too, Anon. Especially if they get embarrassed that it kind of went badly.

I want to eat something burnt by a dragon's fire in her attempt to cook it! It want it so much it hurts.

>> No.15842256
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>>15842032
>>15842040
>lol make kiki wear bondage
>>15842049
>>15842060
>lol make kiki wear shog
>>15842070
>>15842093
>REEEEE SHOG FAGS SHITPOST

Holy shit, its time for some self awareness because the Shogfags neither started it, nor posted anything less than the quality you created yourself.

that being said, both meidos are great and work better together than apart.

>> No.15842259

>>15842256
Maids are mediocre.

>> No.15842291

>>15842259
Well yeah, maids aren't exactly the most exciting monsters, but they have an excitable fandom.

I find it funny that Kikifags and Shogfags trying to post together, seems to resemble how a Kiki and Shog would act when made to work together. The kiki is highly defensive and bothered, having her territory seemingly encroached upon. The Shog is uncaring but motivated to just wantonly spread her goo all over the place and become a part of everything.
So the Kiki tries to beat the Shog with a broom, while the Shog mistakes it for hugs.

>> No.15842307

>>15842233
>You'll never find your dragon waifu trying to cook something with her fire
>You'll never see her placing the dish on a prepared table just for you
>You'll never sit down and look at it expecting it to taste like ashes as she fiddles her fingers while looking aside in embarrassment
>You'll never find out it's the best thing you've tasted in your life because your waifu has been learning how to cook for years before she even met you specifically for this

>> No.15842324
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>>15842307
Don't make me want to eat her charcoal even more, Anon. Just imagining how big her smile would be when she sees my blissful face is enough to feel a sting in my heart.

>> No.15842337

>>15839226
>>15841649
>I just wanted an excuse to talk about loli anubis and kitsune twins in short, lewd furisodes.

A Lolinubis in a short, low-cut furisode...now that is something I would desperately love to see art of.
And bless you for it.

>> No.15842341

>>15841812
>Bought the DVD with this photo set on it
>Haven't bothered to look at it or download the photos yet
I should uh...I should get on that.

>> No.15842381

>>15842324
The design on that drawing is so bloody familiar.

>> No.15842390

>>15842222
Never accept home-cooked food from a monster girl, chances are she used herself as an ingredient and if you eat it you're basically married

>> No.15842435

>>15842390
I think scales and beetle chitin would be too obvious

>> No.15842440

>>15842435
It's the liquids that get you

>> No.15842445

Er, what was I suppossed to doodle again? Something about Succuninja forcing the Ninjagaiden people to make another game?

>> No.15842449

>>15842435
It's more like the food would be a bit more sour you know, or taste faintly of iron if you are unlucky/lucky.

>> No.15842458

>>15842435
How about shedded snake skin? It would look like just a normal spice.

Bonus points if it's from an Apophis and filled with poison. I would eat it and tell her it was the most delicious thing I've ever tasted.

>> No.15842466

>>15842458
Gross! That was her skin!

>> No.15842472

So how do shogs work? They can make stuff out of their mass, but do these items retain the same properties as their mass? For example, does a table spoon created by a shog rust overtime? Or is it just really strong shog gloop. And why do shogs run out of mass?

>> No.15842477

>>15842466
Yanderes can do crazy things you know? At least it's better than her blood.

>> No.15842479

>>15842472
Crazy magic son, don't question it until you can see in more than 5 dimensions.

>> No.15842498

>one every two weeks
I just want my fucking dark mage waifu this is bullshit

>> No.15842499

>>15842498
Yeah well I want a face full of sweaty boobs to sleep into so tough luck.

Zombie dragon when?

>> No.15842503

I would like a international sucubus harem. Various flavours that the would has to offer

>> No.15842516

>>15842503
>World*
goddammit

>> No.15842519
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>>15842472
I have to assume they can change their density at will to make things like metal cooking ware. Whether they actually change their own molecular makeup is a whole other mystery.

In the profile picture, the Shog clearly has a skillet. Does she severely burn herself every time she cooks with it? Does she have incredible flame resistance, and if so how does the heat transfer even cook anything?

There are just so many questions.

>> No.15842532

>>15842519
>shog burns herself every time she cooks
>she does it for you

>> No.15842538

>>15842519
She could be rearranging and converting the atoms in parts of her body to turn those parts into metal, or something.
Alchemy.

>> No.15842540

>>15842519
Shogs are definitely heat proof if they can form cooking utensils from their own mass.

>> No.15842544

>>15842532
Thats kind of sad. She's obviously free to use my man-made cook ware whenever she needs. The minute I find out she's been hurting herself for my sake, I'll be more angry than anything.
>>15842538
fucking alchemy man.
>>15842540
We can only hope.

>> No.15842552

>>15842519
I guess because of whatever she is made of her fire resist is high and she probably acts like a resistor or something.

>> No.15842558

>>15842544
Shog alchemist is an odd thought, more so if she acts like a certain strongarm.

>> No.15842559

>>15842499
I just want my ultimate hug with fluffy feathers.

Griffon when?

>> No.15842563
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15842563

Happy anniversary! In celebration, your waifu has decided that you're taking a week off to spend in bed with her. She'll tie you to it if she has to (or if you like that sort of thing).

To make sure you're both ready for a week long mating session, she's gone and bought a gift bag of the finest aphrodisiacs, lewd clothing, and other enhancers she could find at the local sex shops. Fortunately, they carry everything she could possibly want from exotic fruit beverages to massage oils (all guaranteed to drive you and her wild).

What did she buy for both of you?

>> No.15842564

>>15842559
Last. After the stupid seahorse will most likely be Frost/Slurpie/Ice Queen

>> No.15842581

>>15842558
Muscle Shog is an odd picture
>>15842552
Sounds likely enough.

Now that you mention it, they are a typically arctic species, so they probably have incredible cold resistance too.

Shogs are OP as shit.

>> No.15842586

>>15842581
Muscle Shog flexing and showing off her perfect body before you

Thankfully never

>> No.15842589

>>15842563
>massage oils
>scented candles
>a leash[/spoiler{
>sweet treats

>> No.15842591

>>15842589
Nice to see I fucked that up.

>> No.15842600
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>>15842563
MEAT
AND
BEER

>> No.15842602
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For anyone that missed it the last thread:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2032174474/dragon-date-adult-visual-novel

Looks like it's not going to meet the funding target. So Dragon-fags, better hop to it.

>> No.15842610
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>>15842602
I wonder who could be behind this advertisement attempt

>> No.15842612

>>15842563
One 1 inch string anal beeds
One 2 inch clear anal plug
Five wireless egg vibrators
Three wired egg vibrators
One sleeping mask
One ball gag
One ring gag
Medical tape
Latex bondage tape
100ft nylon bondage rope
3 carabiners
1 D ring
1 6 inch lag bolt with eyelet
One vibrating wand
Lube
Cocoa oil
Polaroid camera

>> No.15842613

>>15842610
But the game isn't about Tanukis. Checkmate, paladin.

>> No.15842618

>>15842602
>the only monster girl kickstarter that succeeded was a card game
There's no justice in this world.

>> No.15842621
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15842621

>>15842589
how are you me?

>> No.15842626

>>15842613
That's exactly what a tanuki would do to avoid incrimination

We all know you want to steal their hoards

>> No.15842630

>>15842618
Wasn't that the one that jewed out with the money, and nobody got their cards?

>> No.15842631

>>15839348
>KC's extra notes on Otohime

>..."They are princesses of the sea monsters, who rule “ryugujos” and hate boredom and love fun things. In the amusement cities, “ryugujo”, the sea monsters dance and entertain the guests who were invited, but these girls, who are their rulers, also dance beautifully."

I'm almost afraid to ask what an "amusement city" is if it's made and run by monster girls.

>> No.15842637 [SPOILER] 
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>>15842621
Such great taste in anniversary gifts

Such different waifus

>> No.15842638

>>15842631
Probably not what you're thinking or the meme answer they're going to give you.

>> No.15842644

>>15842631
Picture Vegas underwater. A tourist city who's main industry is good times.

>> No.15842649

>>15842563
Basic aphrodisiacs and oils, potions with weird effects like invisibility, new handcuffs and outfits.

>> No.15842650
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>>15842563
A new bed frame. Wolfu love is rough love.

>> No.15842652

>>15841882
I've had the idea for two twin loli anubi doing that puffy-pussy-press and looking back at the viewer for a while.
Something like
http://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/a9/3d/a93de8b82d889299ff48de2273b7d6ac.jpeg
or
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52592554
or
http://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/a1/97/a197d35f52beba4ce6d34084339bee56.png

Just waiting on buffing up my funds and finding a good loli-capable artist to do it. I know I want Norasuko to draw something, but they're quite pricey, so I'll save them for an especially special piece of undecided art. Now I think I'll add another picture with the anubis/kitsune pair and short furisodes to the list too.

>>15842337
The imagery of it is downright alluring, ain't it? Especially that sash wrapped snug around her waist to emphasize her pear shape. I wonder what sort of design would look good on her just by itself. Maybe white, with gold floral patterns to allude to her Egyptian themes? Or a festive crimson and emerald one, perhaps, with a snowy background behind her to highlight the stark beauty of her flowing black hair and tail.

>> No.15842653

>>15842563
Pillows, blankets, aphrodisiacs, a bunch of cooking tools, tea, those fruits and oils, weapons and chains.

>> No.15842657

>>15842653
>weapons and chains

Ah, so it's like that, huh.
I don't get it at all.

>> No.15842661

>>15842563
>Five packs of Manticore Venom pills
>Fourteen packs of Lich brand "I can't believe it's not Water" hydration pills.
>Five packs of "Anniversary Mealtime" Nutrition Pills
>Seven packs of Temporary pleasure rune tattoos (Hot pink so they show up against her skin)
>A bondage kit guaranteed to not chafe and to last a full week
>Fourteen bottles of All day body oil.
>Three bottles of Hathor Brand Holst Milk
>A book titled "100 Positions to drive him wild- Non-penetrative edition."
>A book titled "100 Positions to drive him wild- Penetrative edition."
>A book titled "So now you're pregnant: everything a modern monstergirl needs to know about motherhood"
>And two vouchers for meals at MGC's famous "Post-Anniversary" restaurant
It's gonna be a hell of a ride.

>> No.15842667

>>15842581
Yeah, they are probably resistant to eletricity and water too.

>> No.15842672

>>15842657
Waifu likes to battle and both of us are switches so the loser gets chained up.
I guess leashes would be nice too for some more tame stuff.

>> No.15842675

>>15842563
>one forty-five caliber automatic
>two boxes of ammunition
>four days' concentrated emergency rations
>one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
>one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
>one hundred dollars in rubles
>one hundred dollars in gold
>nine packs of chewing gum
>one issue of prophylactics
>three lipsticks
>three pair of nylon stockings.

>> No.15842678

>>15842652
Das lewd.

>> No.15842679

>>15840432
Poor thing, I really hope he starts treating her better. Atleast he fed her.

>> No.15842681
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>>15842650
I like how you think.

>> No.15842682

>>15840432
Be careful to not get your monster girl fat!

>> No.15842689

>>15842682
Monster Girls fat all goes to their ass and breasts.

>> No.15842691
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>>15842681
Gonna tickle that hound while she's stuck in the walls!

>> No.15842698

>>15842691
Not the best idea anon.
Once she catches you you're as good as married.
After she finishes getting off by raping your face with her pussy that is.

>> No.15842699

>>15842689
Thats a myth! Ask any cuddlecat.

>> No.15842702

>>15842563
Now that I think about it, my third year anniversary with my big girl is this month!

It's hard to believe that I've devoted myself to my imaginary girlfriend for so much time.

>> No.15842705

>>15842699
Anon, you have a fat fetish. Admit it already.

>> No.15842706

>>15842678
I have been known to be lewd occasionally. Sometimes. Frequently.

Okay, to be truthful, there's not a single day of my life where I don't think about doing loving and obscenely lewd things with and to a lolinubis. They are my antidrug.

>> No.15842710

>>15842675
nobodies going to care about rubies.

Silver and bottlecaps.

>> No.15842721

>>15842563
>rope
>chains
>gag
>prisoner fruit
>massage oils
>leash
>various toys
>chocolate and whipped cream
>lipstick
An exciting week with my hellhound waifu

>> No.15842724

>Commissined L4No-Shiro for some stuff back at the start of July
>He hasn't updated his journal in at least a month
>Last deviation was August 1st
>No word back from him

Please don't be dead.

>> No.15842727

>>15842724
Nah, he's probably just in a coma.

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>>15842698
All according to keikaku. It's not rape if you want it!

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>>15842563

>implying spending a week with her wouldn't be the best thing ever for me

I seem to switch between "mindless hedonism," and "cute and completely non lewd," in at random intervals.

>> No.15842749
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>>15842563
for me she got
>hiking clothes
>quick set up tent and sleeping bag
>scentless deodorant
>30 second head start

for her she got
>a collar
>with chains
and thats only for the first day
she's got whip cream, a blindfold, more cuffs with chains to make that dark elf officer blush, and enough aphrodisiacs to make me fill a pool
if i hold out long enough on the first day i get to use everything on her

>> No.15842763
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>>15842390
She offered me a pot of rice but there's white fur all over it, what do I do?

>> No.15842774

>>15842763

"Why is there a second yeti in my rice?"

She wouldn't be that obvious. She'd more than likely use her love juice and never let you in on her "secret ingredient."

>> No.15842783

>All these people with their hellhound waifus

I hope you have lovely hellhound anniversaries. Remember their chest fur is perfect for nuzzling and massaging.

>> No.15842785
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Lanka's onee-chan is best wolf!

>> No.15842787

>>15842783
I want my Hellhound waifu to hug me from behind, trapping my head between her tits!
I want her to stroke my hair and tell me it's all going to be okay!

>> No.15842788

>>15842774
I forget the name of the anime, but I can imagine a Yeti doing the same thing that Anna girl did and rubbing herself on the table corner as the rice gets eaten

>> No.15842801

>>15842785
Wolfgirls are strong fighters. And strong lovers too.

>> No.15842806

>>15842785
>Still posting this garbage.
Fuck off /a/.

>> No.15842813

>>15842806
It's okay Anon, we know you love Lanka really.

>> No.15842831

>>15842602
>Featuring a basic battle system, gender selection, and lots of cute dragon girls to date!
>gender selection
>yuri
Huh. What're the chances that there would be two Dragon-Girl focused visual novels to include yuri?

>> No.15842833

>>15842785
I keep seeing these pics around, whats this from?

>> No.15842835
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15842835

Well it fits here, I guess.

>> No.15842838

>>15842833
Murenase. It has the best wolfgirl main character.

>> No.15842842

>>15842652
>The imagery of it is downright alluring, ain't it? Especially that sash wrapped snug around her waist to emphasize her pear shape.
You are speaking my language good sir.

As for colors, I think that black might suit her best, with patterns in gold and vivid blues.

>> No.15842848

>>15842831
Just to play devil's advocate for a moment, anon do you think that a Dating Sim about monstergirls would get much kickstarter money if there wasn't a gender selection?
I don't like it either, but it's probably a way of courting funds.

>> No.15842855

>>15842835
>Quelaana died scared and alone in a demon-infested tomb
Nobody gets a happy end in Dark Souls

That DMB quote is my fucking life.

>> No.15842856

>>15842855
Quelaana deserved better.

>> No.15842867

>>15842848
Well, in the first place, there aren't really that many yuri (Or yaoi, for that matter) visual novels.

Generally you'll just have novels that have a cast of dateable girls or guys, and protagonists of the opposite gender who're usually pretty easy to forget the gender of and self insert into anyway.

>> No.15842871

>>15842867
Anon, you didn't answer my question.
Do you think a dating sim about cute monster girls would get much money on Kickstarter if they didn't court that crowd?

>> No.15842877
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>>15842519
KC addressed that a shoggoth's body is normally vulnerable to fire, but that she can make tools like skillets that handle heat just fine.

Also, he says that while the objects a shoggoth makes can last quite some time, she normally absorbs them back into her body once they are done being used.

Look at the trivia in the following link: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1226

>> No.15842878

>>15842831
People elsewhere on the internet don't hate it with as much, uh, enthusiasm as some in this thread do. It's really only an issue here.
And it's increasing potential audience for what might not be all that much extra work. Reword and edit scenes, some more work for the artists to do, but it could really lead to catching the eye of more possible buyers.

>> No.15842882

>>15842848
I think it would. What you fail to ask is the relevant question. Does the cost all of the rewriting and CG editing or full redrawing needed for gender selection equal the amount of money gained by adding it? Likely not, unless they are super lazy about it.

>> No.15842885

>>15842563
Well, first comes a dinner I planned as a surprise for her at her favorite restaurant, the one I took her to for our first real date. We'll have to eat a lot so we have energy for the coming week!

As for the gift basket she made for me, it contains:
>1 pure white, made-to-measure latex catsuit for her
>1 black, semi-edgy leather dom outfit for me
>A 6-day sleepover for our daughteru at her friend's house (not actually in the basket)

>1 pair of leather wrist cuffs
>1 pair of leather ankle cuffs
>1 strict leather doggy collar
>1 doggy leash
>1 institutional-style straitjacket
>1 institutional-style sensory deprivation hood
>1 segufix complete with all available restraints
>1 set of watertight latex bed sheets
>1 red ball gag
>1 dildo deepthroat muzzle/head harness gag
>1 pair of nipple clamps
>1 big leather spanking paddle with the word 'BITCH' embossed on it
>1 large inflatable butt plug
>1 hitatchi wand vibrator
>3 jars of peanut butter
>Enough Manticore venom for me to keep going as much as we want me to

Sounds like a fantastic time.

>> No.15842889

>>15842871
Yes, because I'd say they're already used to a general dearth of content specifically catering to them.

>>15842878
I know that Hell, I'm a yurifag, I just find it curious that such an apparently specific and niche combination of things would have two products being advertised as in-development at roughly the same time.

>> No.15842891

>>15842882
That's a very good point.

>> No.15842893

>>15842749
>You will never be hunted down by your Hellwan waifu

>> No.15842896

>>15842885
See, KDF, this is stuff you'd use on a regular basis with your waifu, so it's not really that extreme. Using it all at once and immediately after the other would be an experience though. And the latex bedsheets sound interesting.

>>15842889
Yeah, maybe the devs of one got inspired by the other VN still in development. Or maybe it's just a general trend resulting in a coincidence like that.

>> No.15842901
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>>15840333
No fuck you Ezra Woods takes precedence.

>> No.15842904
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>>15842637
Keira is best hornet.

>> No.15842911

>>15842904
Dumb bee.

>> No.15842916

>>15842904
>Hornet
It's a killer bee. Get it right.

Calling it that she ends up going yandere for Darling.

>> No.15842918

>>15842896
I know it's not extreme anon but like you said, it's the doing it all at once and constantly for our whole anniversary week which makes it special. And yes, most of the things in the basket are things we already owned, but it's the planning and the thoughtfulness and the anticipation that sets this apart from our regularly scheduled fun times.

The latex sheets are really mostly to protect out mattress, things are going to get quite messy and we don't want to ruin our bed! But yes, they can also be used to wrap ones waifu in really tight with the hitatchi wand wedged between her legs so I can watch her wiggle around helplessly like a shiny, sweaty worm.

>> No.15842925

>>15842916
>killer bee
She a Killer Hornet according to the wiki.

>> No.15842952

>>15842563
>1 (one) gun
>1 (one) bullet

>> No.15842953

>>15842661
I chuckled.

>> No.15842963

>>15842563
> weeklong stay at an onsen during the snowy winter weather, with a seasonal festival
> several dozen bottles of sake
> incense and massage oil
> the most comfy yukatas
> a kotatsu with frozen oranges on top

Ah... I wanna see the warm glow on her face as she brags about what she got to do last night with the other guests, perhaps during a huge dinner setup by the hosts.

>> No.15842966

>>15842963
I'd love to go to a Ryokan for my honeymoon.
And then revisit it on occasional anniversaries.

Once every...5 years, maybe? That sounds reasonable.

>> No.15842974

>>15842966
You and I can be anniversary buddies in another life, anon. May our waifus never get competitive about it lest we suffer the consequences.

>> No.15842978

>>15842783
I wish I could give everyone their waifus

>> No.15842979

>>15842842
Oh, that sounds good too. Like black with gold hems and lapels. Vivid, bright blue swirls of colour rising up from the skirt to the chest, all along the sleeves too, outlined with that same gold

I think that'd be the perfect sort of thing for her to wear during a festival night. Lots of candles and fireworks in the background for her to stand out against in such an elegant article of clothing.
Her dark skin, her darker hair and fur, and her black garb, against the truly pitch black night sky. And her eyes gleaming out from that darkness, glowing and catching the firelight in all its many colours, the blue and gold downright sparkling like magical lightning with every firework that detonates in the sky, and every lantern she walks past.

I bet she'd still look stunning in it even when you carry her away from the festival's bustling center, to sit under a tree atop a hill in a neighbouring field. Just the two of you, watching all the pretty lights above and below, in the privcay of a summer's night that manages at the same time to be comfortably warm, and cold enough that you feel the need to huddle close together.
Sitting on the grass with her between your legs, stroking her hair as you both enjoy the night.
What would you do when she turns around to you on her knees and says, eyes half-lidded: "Did you know that wearing a furisode signifies that one is ready and available for marriage?"

>> No.15842986

>>15842979
Be still my beating heart, that sounds simply incredible!

I hope she wouldn't mind an abrupt proposal, lacking a ring. She's just too perfect to hold off asking even a moment longer.

>> No.15843008
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15843008

I bet none of you even play fighters.

Casuals!

>> No.15843014

>>15843008
Third strike over here. You know, the true best fighter?

>> No.15843015

>>15843008
I own fighters, I now how to play them, I just don't own a pad or have the time to git gud enough to play online. Would totally be down for a fighting game veg session with a cute snake, though. Even if I did get my ass kicked repeatedly.

>> No.15843017

>>15843008
I don't particularly care for them.

>> No.15843020

>>15843008
I bet I could body that lamia at 02 or some other old fighting game

>> No.15843021

>>15843015

>Play fightan game (or any multiplayer game) against a monster girl
>Loser has to be the winner's bitch
>She always kicks your ass
>"I swear Anon, you must enjoy being treated like a slut. No one can be this bad."

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>>15843008
I like one.

>> No.15843029
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I'll just leave this Elf here for a while, surely you guys won't mind her right?

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>>15843021
>'You must enjoy being treated like a slut.'
She knows me so well.
A part of me would like to think I'm biding my time, but I am pretty shit at competitive vidya.

>> No.15843036

>>15843021
>Angry rant about how she uses crutch characters and is lucky to protect my honor.

>> No.15843041

>>15843021
I'd ask why it took her so long to figure it out.
If I really wanted to win, I'd pop in Mario Party instead.
When it comes to choosing between doing the nice thing and scumbag tactics I'll pick scumbag tactics 9 times out of 10 during Mario Party.

>> No.15843046

>>15843008
I'd totally play the healslut in an mmo for a bunch of nerdy monstergirls from class.

>> No.15843051

>>15842978
I wish you get your waifu.

>> No.15843056

>>15843008
I'm so bad at fighting game is unbeliavable. I bet my tomboy monster would bully the shit out of me.

>> No.15843057

>>15843035

I feel the exact same way.

>>15843036

>"Hey Anon: git gud."

>>15843041

Do you want her to hate you?

>> No.15843070

>>15843008
HEEEEEEAAAAAAATO
EXTEEEEEEEEEENDO

>> No.15843071

>>15843057
>git gud
She sure knows how to get hate-but-not-really fucked. Then I'll probably grumble while being cuddled and life would be good.

>> No.15843075

>>15843008
Fighters don't let me be cuhrayzee.

>> No.15843078

>>15843057
>Do you want her to hate you?
I want her to feel the frustration and anger anon.
I want her to see the stars fall into my hands, I want her to lose the minigames, I want her to know defeat.
And then at the last minute, I'll unplug her controller during the last minigame.
"Oops, guess I cheated. You win~"

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>>15843071

She only bullies you because she likes you. I think that's why I like Cheshires, as I just like to be teased affectionately.

>>15843078

Was getting raped by an angry monster girl a part of your plan?

>> No.15843108

>>15842979
Oh, I also forget to mention that she'd have lovely, fully defined eyelashes. Like the ones that look really fluffy and have actual weight to them in anime, and which could catch snowflakes with ease. Just to make that look she gives you with those luminous wolf's eyes even more amazing.

>>15842986
It's okay, she knows the perfect way you can propose to her without a ring.
She'd ask you to untie the ribbon-like ssh at the back of her waist, letting the robe spill open to reveal her delicate, bare body. With the furisode just hanging lightly from her slender shoulders, she'd sit down facing you, legs wrapped as far around your waist as they'll reach, looking up into your eyes. Then, she'd say that the fireworks end on a climax in exactly 38 minutes. She wants to do lotus with you, sitting with her left side and your right side to the festival below, so you can both see the fireworks and each other's faces. And she wants to climax with you on the final, biggest explosion of fireworks, tears of happiness in her eyes.

And now I've got https://youtube.com/watch?v=7mxtY8ytEO0 stuck in my head because of that one fireworks scene in FF13.

>> No.15843114

>>15843095
Do you think if she went too far and you started to cry she'd start panicking an apologizing.

>> No.15843120

>>15843095
Stupid sexy, anger inducing monster girls.

>> No.15843121

>>15843095
Not just one, but three very smug and ticked off monstergirls.
And yes, it was my plan, I'm kind of a slut for smug like that.
Though it also serves two other purposes, show how much I love them and show them that I could beat them if I really tried.

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>>15842785
Bad Monkey!

>> No.15843124

>>15843108
... man that game was a pretty hallway simulator. We really gotta hope that Backstreet Boys XV delivers on the hype and has some play-ability.

What sort of video games are popular in MGC?
What sort of horror films would be related 13+ in MGC, for middleschoolers going on dates?
What sort of anime would a monstergirl get into?

>> No.15843128

>>15843123
More like a shitty sub-human who can't even beat a pygmy wolf.

>> No.15843131

>>15843114
I kinda want to see the totally Junko-esque Cheshire just tease you harder then. It would bring up a dark, endless, hopeless sort of emotion.

>> No.15843138

>>15843124
>What sort of video games are popular in MGC?
Eroge. I'm not sure what you were expecting.
Though a certain Niche would enjoy old human games. Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines would enjoy popularity among young vampires for example.
>What sort of horror films would be related 13+ in MGC, for middleschoolers going on dates?
Slasher flicks would still have a place as seeing loving couples getting butchered would be horrifying for them. But movies about criminals like the serial cuddler would enjoy popularity too.
>What sort of anime would a monstergirl get into?
Hentai or Shonen/Seinen, there is no middle ground.

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>>15843114

I think there is a cautionary tale that Cheshires tell their daughters about a Cheshire who went too far with her husband. He ends up swearing to ignore her for the rest of his life, and she spends the rest of her's trying to apologize to him.

>>15843120

Smug is good.

>>15843121

>three

Wait I thought there was one.

Who are they?

>> No.15843144

>>15843131
No thank you.

Just give me an Akane Oni, a Chiaki weresheep or a...whatever Toko would be.
>>15843139
There's nothing some cuddles and hugs can't solve.

>> No.15843145

>>15843108
I can work with that. I can definitely work with that. Working to make sure the timing is just right...

Definitely gotta screencap these couple of posts too...

>>15843124
Man I am so hyped for XV. I don't know how I still am after nigh on 10 years, but I am.

>> No.15843148

>>15843138
I want to watch a horror movie about a CC Manticore serial rapist in a hockey mask who 'tails' a group of men one by one.

>> No.15843155

>>15843139
>Who are they?
Hellhound, Cheshire Cat, and Manticore.
Like I said, a slut for smug.

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15843161

You should probably accept the love.

Really.

I mean it, it's getting kind of chilly.

>> No.15843171

>>15843161
I want to slap her slutty tits around.

>> No.15843177

>>15843161
I want to lick her apple flavored snatch until I can tenderly love her so vigorously against a tree that it becomes Spring.

Fuck all the haters. I'm going IN THE MOUNTAINS.

>> No.15843188

>>15843124
Even today FF13 holds up astoundingly well in terms of its looks. Not just its graphics, but nearly all the area designs are stunning too. Bresha Lake, the Gapra Whitewood, Nautilus, Oerba, Orphan's Cradle, and so on.
Between the demos and what I've heard of the news, though, FFXV seems pretty promising in terms of gameplay too.

>>15843145
Between us, we could probably cover a whole wall with anubis screencaps and pictures.

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>>15843144

How else would you tell your kids not to shitpost on Australia levels 24/7? You gotta teach them in a way they'll understand.

>>15843155

>that spoiler

You and I

We niggas now

>> No.15843195

>>15843188
Even though storywise FF13 was cold garbage, it really did look pretty.
What monstergirl would self insert as Lightning?

>> No.15843196

>>15843161
Don't ruin the new girl with your shitty, obnoxious meme before she's even come out. Take a hike up your own taint.

>> No.15843200

So everyone knows its possible to bully a Kiki or Shog by messing with their maid duties.

How can a Shog or Kiki bully their master? Are they good for femdom?

>> No.15843203

>>15843193
Childhood friendship with those three would be the fucking best.
Imagine cuddling them during a sleepover when you're all kids.
Imagine coming home after your 16th birthday only for them to be waiting in your room to pin you to the bed and take your virginity.

>> No.15843206

>>15843161
Damn you and your beauty White Horn.

>> No.15843208

>>15843195
After FF13-2, a really chuuni Valkyrie.

>> No.15843214

>>15843203

But who would ultimately claim your v-card? Would they fight amongst themselves or would they draw straws/Rock-Paper-Scissors/raffle it?

>> No.15843223

>>15843123
that chapter was so bad by their logic the humans could just take out a gun and declare them self winners. because thats something humans do.

>> No.15843236

>>15843214
You've also gotta keep in mind that they'd be losing their v-cards too.
Probably with cards in a hat.
Winner gets my v-card the other two have to whisper dirty things into my ears.
No pulling out allowed.

>> No.15843237

>>15843223
Guns don't exist in Japan. They went extinct years ago.

>> No.15843244

>>15843123
>Wolves can run for 50 mp/h for twenty-four hours
Citation fucking needed. I'm not believing that if a cheetah is at risk of overheating for just going ten miles above that, that a wolfu can achieve such a feat for an extended period of time.

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>>15843155
I want to have a cuddly orgy with a hellwan, cheshire, and manticore!

>> No.15843256

>>15842563
Lots of brightly colored lipstick that is guaranteed to leave marks
Hey its a weird fetish but its one i like okay

>> No.15843265

>>15843236

But who would claim the rights to the big/little spoon afterwards? Who would be the one left out in the cold and have no Anon to cuddle with?

>> No.15843268

>>15843237
so did dinosaurs and they also exist in that manga

>> No.15843271

>>15843265
No big spoon little spoon anon. There is only the pile.
The pile is warm and comfortable.

>> No.15843276

>>15843265
Hey, the third girl can always spoon or be spooned by another member of the squad. Chesire's smallest, so she could be spooned by one of them, and the manticore with her wings could spoon either the cat or the hound.

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>>15843237
Guns never left anon, they just got sexy.
#baseddemonlord

>> No.15843292

>>15843277
They look really good in each other's uniforms.

The red bow and the SEES armband of the Gekkokan uniform go well with Labrys' eyes, not to mention her hands. Meanwhile the yellow elements of the Yasogami uniform really go nicely with Aigis' hair.

>> No.15843296

>>15843277
>possibilities for gun Automatons
Hmm. HmmmmmmMMMMMmmm.

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>>15843161
I don't trust cold horses, they're taking away work from hard working yetis

>> No.15843318

>>15843299
Well what about wendigos? Didn't the awawas do that to the yetis first? They seem go get along fine. I donno, I believe different anons will enjoy different cold-type MGs.

>> No.15843336

>>15843292
>>15843296

Obviously we need their translation, but I want to believe automatons were designed to act as sentries and defenders of important locations. Then they find a boy they like, and chose to defend them with all that energy instead. Naturally defensive, slightly violent kuuderes are great.

> warning: you are approaching too close to anon.
> please step away from anon
H-honey, that's my sister, it's fine...
> ...deactivating machinegun deterrent systems. Please be aware this unit is still armed.
She, uh, likes you sis...

>> No.15843346

>>15843336
You know...you might be just right. It has that KC-y feel.

>> No.15843347

>>15843318
Yetis are better skiiers and snowboarders than wendigos and get hired more often for ski patrol, they can arrive on the scene with brandy, hugs, and can carry injured skiiers back down

Now these white horns can saddle up with pounds of warm supplies and get to the skiiers faster, even share their coat and hat with them while the yeti can only share her scarf

>> No.15843358

>>15843318
They all follow a hierarchy in snow lands. Yetis and Awawas get the small fodder, while the White Horns get men who can get further into the forest and mountains without molestation.

At that point, he may or may not see a few Glacies trailing him. If he makes it to the end, though... He'll be welcomed into the boudoir of the Snow Queen

>> No.15843361

>>15843256
I wish there was more porn with a lipstick mark focus

>> No.15843364

>>15843347
As long as the white horn doesn't end in cp_snowplow...don't want her to lose her hat.

>> No.15843369

>>15842563
Uh
Ropes
Sticky mushrooms
Decent size wine glass
maybe a milking table

>> No.15843375

>>15843347
Sure, but look how /fa/ she is. I get the feeling that this species is gonna be much shier, or maybe even like nobles in some way. Yetis are far more warm and friendly.

>> No.15843380

>>15843375
What happens if a White Horn accidentally bumps into a Wendigo with her coat barely sticking out of the snow?

>> No.15843389

>>15843380
>"Awawa!"
>"Ara?"

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>>15843389
Pretty accurate. But what happens if a White Horn steals a Wendigo's coat and they fuse, do we get... this?

Please say yes. My boner commands it.

>> No.15843430

>>15842256
This

>> No.15843459

>>15843425
Stealing a wendigo's coat is heinous. She needs that to keep her tiny body safe from the snow,and for her husband.

>> No.15843471

>>15843425
You get a White horn that makes you mount her under the protection of the magical cloak. She also asks you if you rather get out of the snow or live in with her.

>> No.15843479

Oh man, it's storming like hell outside. A ryu, thunderbird and rainy are having a hardcore party somewhere.

>> No.15843483

>>15842563
> slime waifu
Lots of food colouring and flavourings and whipped cream, so she can turn herself into a literal dessert for me
(I don't even like slimes' "Eat your own waifu" meme, but if there's gonna be lots of sloppy kissu~ing I guess she may as well go for variety)
A giant bag of cornstarch and a giant vat of mineral water, so she can change consistency when needed
A snorkel
Diet coke and mentos

>> No.15843484
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15843484

Keep calm, have a shitty Dragon.

>> No.15843493

>>15843484
No dragon is shitty. They all have something going for them, even if that thing is boring.

>> No.15843494

>>15843484
What about fans who brought the first three episodes? What do they get to do with her?

>> No.15843496

>>15843494
Fuck the gay out of her.

>> No.15843501

>>15843494
They get to dick her straight, I suppose.

>> No.15843506

>>15843494
Dick until addict.

>> No.15843510

>>15843496
>>15843501
>>15843506
>Setting a dyke dragon straight through the power of a hard dicking
Truly he noblest of endeavors
Since she's a dyke, does that mean she's still technically a virgin?

>> No.15843513

>>15843501
>>15843506
>>15843510
She's not exactly tied up with the best ergonomics to facilitate corrective rape, though...
This is going to require a portion of my cunning

>> No.15843515 [DELETED] 

Take this to /a/.

>> No.15843518

>>15843513
Her ankles don't seem to be restrained, and even then, there's no back to that chair, push her back in it, hoist that tail up, and dick that tight dragon pussy.

If nothing else, her mouth is usable.

>> No.15843519 [DELETED] 

>>15843515
> posting standards

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>>15843515
Seconded. EMG discussions always teeter off into some bullshit anyways,

>> No.15843522

>>15843484
I suddenly find myself wondering if Draco is behind the sudden appearance of lesbian dragon girl games.

But...naaaaah.

>> No.15843529

>>15843515
the thread?
>>15843520
EMG is monstergirls whether you like it or not.

>> No.15843549

>>15843518
> If nothing else, her mouth is usable.

This raises an intriguing philosophical / psychological question:
Is it possible to irrumato a girl straight?

Can fucking her mouthpussy have an effect on the preferences of her pussypussy?
Wouldn't you just condition her to like dicks in her upper mouth but still prefer scissoring on her lower mouth?
Is that even possible?
And if she indeed ends up with a sort of Frankenstein's sexual preference, can she truly be said to be straight?

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>>15843510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofr8qqdZ_f0

Technically, but to know her is to know all the erogenous zones of Dragonkind. The back of knees, the hollow of the neck, the reverse scale, the underside of her THICC tail. These all bring arousal to the Dragon.

"But Anon!", you'll say, "She's über strong when horny!". My dear fellows, that's the entire point of courting a Dragon, be they a dyke like Draco or something as licentious as a Jabberwock. Through cunning and a certain panache you gotta tease and edge them until they absolutely want your dick in them.

Keep in mind that depending on the monstergirl, her vaginal fluids would be like sticking your fingers in a bath of hot honey. So, say for instance she's shackled to the chair like that, stimulating her to orgasm constantly would leave the front of her womanhood and even the cushion covered in musky, oily goodness.

Just imagine the sensation of her slutty Draco-pussy clenching and milking your cock for all it's worth while she tries her damnedest to fight back her instincts as a female lizard. Telling you to cum outside while she wraps her powerful thighs around your midriff to prevent you from leaving.

Pure... unadulterated ecstacy

>> No.15843551 [DELETED] 

>>15843515
>Stop discussing monstergirls

Nah. Dragonewts are cute. The EMG Wyvern is even more lovely though.

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>>15843510

Wait is she really a dyke or is this just a meme?

>> No.15843610

>>15842472
>>15842519
I've long had the understanding that a shog can alter her molecular structure to mimic any form of substance or material. How else can she make metal from slime? It probably requires knowledge though.
>No shogg bookworm who reads so make herself better for you.

>> No.15843615

>>15843603
She's a legitimate dyke.

>> No.15843621

Send me off to bed with a nice tale of rape.

>> No.15843629

>>15843615

I guess that's what I get for not reading the manga or watching the show.

I just assumed it was some joke and shrugged it off.

I want to teach her the joys of taking the dick

>> No.15843632

>>15843621
A man walks into a bar in MGC.

The End

>> No.15843637

>>15843603
Her initial appearance had her confused for a guy, and apparently going to rape Miia...as she was scared off though, she said she was just looking to make some friends with other lizard-girls, leading some to assume she just had some fucked up thoughts on going about that.

Her subsequent appearances though, cleared things up. She appeared in an omake with Lilith, being taken on a punishment-walk by Polt. This being Polt, it was less "Walk" and more "Marathon". When they stopped at a rest-station where they were supposed to rehydrate, they found Kii had taken all the water. When Polt wound up inducing her to lactate to try and get the water out of her, Lilith suggested Draco just take it right from the teat, being a lesbian, to which Draco took offense, saying she wouldn't do such a thing in public. Her next appearance in the manga proper was in a chapter which introduced another lizard girl...whom Draco hit on at first sight.

>> No.15843642

>>15843621
Once, there was a boy. Too young to be a man, but too old to be a kid.

A cloak of red he wore around his head.

Then one day, upon wishing for an elder sister from another mister, he came upon a Wolf.

'What big eyes you have!', said the boy.

'All the better to see you with, Little Red', the Wolf responded.

'What big teeth you have!', the boy replied, startled by her smile.

'All the better to greet you with, Little Red', she replied, moving ever closer.

'Sister Wolf, what big, meaty thighs you have!' the boy stammered, noticing she had not but a shred of fabric below her waist, the view shrouded behind a great bushy tail.

'All the better to MILK you with, Little Red' The Wolf growled hungrily.

The boy was never seen again, though on some nights when the moon is full and with your heart filled with dread, you can still hear the lust-filled moans of a Wolf and her Little Red.

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>>15843642
>Then one day, upon wishing for an elder sister from another mister, he came upon a Wolf.
Lucky lad.

>> No.15843680

>>15843621
There was once a young boy who liked to wander in the woods. People from the village often told the boy to be aware of the Wolfus and Ushis that wander there, but he didn't care and went anyway.
He liked to talk with the forest fairy, she was gentle, pretty and she had a calm aura, different from the people of the village who were kind of mean in the boy's eyes.
One day, the "gentle" fairy told the boy that he should come to the woods tonight, apparently it was full moon today and she wanted to watch the beautiful starry sky with him. The boy said that he would attend to the moonlight viewing and would do his best to sneak out of the village without anyone noticing him.

Once the night came, the boy noticed the village was rather dense and the woman were acting weird but he managed to sneak out with his awesome tricks and disguises.
When he got to the fairy it was already midnight, and the he saw her, standing there. The fairy, reflecting the moonlight with her wings and humming a beautiful melody. She looked at him and smiled in relief - "Thank godness you came. Now you are safe!"
The boy was about to wonder what was she talking about when he suddenly heard a scream! It was coming from the village! He tried to go back but the fairy didn't let him, she kept saying she was sorry and only trying to protect him.

A man hurried to his house amidst all the chaos under the moonlight, he was looking for his dear son, who was the purest thing he ever saw. "He should be with his mother!" the man thought, but everything fell apart as soon as he opened the door.
His "wife" was standing there on all eight legs. They tried so hard to protect the village, but they came in too fast, corrupted every woman in there and together they raped all the men.
The man got weak on his knees as he saw that huge eight legged beast coming towards him. Calling him "dear" and lewd licking her lips, excited to try her new body.

Then I realise there are a few shots left. I might not survive

>> No.15843722

Post some kraken my dudes.

>> No.15843748
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>>15843680
Spiders are the best creepy crawlies, truly.
>>15843722
How come?

>> No.15843772

I need rape stories

>> No.15843785

>>15843772
Use pastebin.

>> No.15843810

>>15843772
You need salvation.

>> No.15843812

>>15843772
There was once a man who met a monstergirl that raped him. He liked it and let her rape him some more. The End

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>>15843772

>> No.15843828

>>15843812
Mmmm. That the stuff, man.

>> No.15843843

>>15843822
Christ that was so cringe.

>> No.15843849

>>15843822
This gives love a bad name.

Happiness too.

>> No.15843875

>>15843843
>>15843849
Is a terrible pun at the end really so bad?

>Happiness
Goddammit, I can't disassociate this word from Vampires any more...

>> No.15843887

>>15843875
Every music lover knows happiness is a warm pun

>> No.15843890

>>15843875
Not either of them but the terrible range rookie shit is what made it cringy. It's like watching the next level of mall ninja or chuuni. However, everything that is an honest to god fetish looks just as retarded to people that don't share it.

>"Come eat me up big boy. I'm a sundae all covered in hot chocolate and whipped cream."
>"Bitch, take a shower. Foodplay is both gross and unerotic."

>> No.15843895

>>15843890
>>"Bitch, take a shower. Foodplay is both gross and unerotic."
Well, you certainly sound like a fun guy.

>> No.15843900

>>15843895
And you sound like somebody who got their feelings hurt over an exaggerated example. Just imagine footfaggotry, age play or whatever doesn't float your boat.

>> No.15843909

>>15843900
You're the one who sounded all offended over some random greentext and "terrible range rookie shit".

>> No.15843913

>>15843909
Mocking something bad isn't getting offended by it, anon.

>> No.15843922

>>15843913
Honestly seems like the sort of thing you only mock if you're offended by it. Since I think most people just wouldn't give a shit or put much, if any, thought into it.

>> No.15843927

Wolfu nursing handjob with breastfeeding https://twitter.com/hazimekar2/status/776423379565891584?lang=en

>> No.15843932

>>15843922
Honestly, it's so silly that you have to be blind not to notice it and make fun of it. It's almost "Nothing personal,kid" level. Trying to say you have to be offended to notice is ridiculous, especially when all three people who replied to it said basically the same thing.

This level of defense almost makes you sound like the author with a bruised ego.

>> No.15843936

>>15843256
>>15843361
Fine taste. I wouldn't call it a fetish of mine, but it looks damn hot if it's done well.

>> No.15843949

>>15843932
Sorry, but I just don't get what makes it "Cringe" in your eyes. What the hell you meant by "range rookie shit".

Also only two people replied, one of whom just extended the joke the greentext ended on.

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>>15843927
Momiji milk!

>> No.15843963

>>15843955
Momiji's milk comes at a hefty price: getting her pregnant with a litter of daughters

>> No.15843964

>>15843949
Fuck it

Not that guy, but I thought it was pretty cringey too. Fetishizing gunplay is childish as hell.

>> No.15843970

>>15843963
Sounds like a good deal.

>> No.15843975
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>>15843963
Worth it.

>> No.15843976

>>15843949
Ah, so it is the bruised ego then. Well, this isn't going to go anywhere.

But since it wouldn't be fair to not answer, what makes it cringe is you wrote it like a bunch of kids playing army men, except with real guns. Then you laid the whole extra level of range autism on top of that. And that's leaving the fetish part of it alone.

It's about real life LARP level of cringe.

>> No.15843979

>>15842445
How about Detective Ryu with a soap-bubble pipe and a bumbling Wyvernsidekick?

>> No.15843984

>>15843964
>Fetishizing gunplay is childish as hell.

If done right it's not bad. Like that one Wednesday Addams smutfic where she plays Russian roulette with the MC.

>> No.15843986

>anons are overanalyzing a screencap I posted
Guess I should've posted a different one.

>> No.15843998

>>15843986
I don't know why you saved it in the first place. I don't know what you expected either. Remember when it was originally posted, comments on it devolved into a four hour fight about gun safety?

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>>15843986
>Nothing you write will ever be as overanalyzed as that

Why live

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15844015

Ayy /mgt/

I'm gonna scrap this and try a different method, but I figured some folks might wanna see.

MG Vegas Wock(s) are still in progress too, no worries o/

I hope y'all are having a nice night o7

>> No.15844018

>>15844000
I can over analyze anything. What do you write?

>> No.15844021

>>15844015
Those are some nice tits.

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Vixens fight with honor!

>> No.15844025

>>15844015
>Those tits

I'd succumb to deer pussy if it meant being able to bury my face in those

>> No.15844031

>>15844015
does she have a bright red nose to help guide the stranded and lost to safety?

>> No.15844037

>>15844024
That's a stupid fucking sword.

>> No.15844039

>>15843976
>Ah, so it is the bruised ego then. Well, this isn't going to go anywhere.
Seriously, I'm not the author.
Almost wish I was, since that would mean that I'd written SOMETHING that SOMEONE had liked enough to screencap, but oh well.

>>15843964
>Fetishizing gunplay is childish as hell.
That is a straight-forward, easy to understand answer. So thanks anon.

>>15843984
>Spoiler
I think I heard about like, an ASMR-type deal or some shit like that.

>> No.15844041

>>15843964
I think /k/ would beg to differ.

>> No.15844052

>>15844041
/k/ fetishists the guns themselves instead

>> No.15844061

>>15844041
dude, /k/ is childish as hell.

>> No.15844062

>>15844052
/k/ fetishizes pretty much everything.

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>>15844052
Somebody say guns?

>> No.15844075

>>15843927
Her tail wagging is a nice touch.

>> No.15844089

>>15844052
/k/ will put vibrators on female deer to get some musk for "hunting purposes."

I would be more surprised if half of them DIDN'T fuck an animal.

>> No.15844090

>>15843998
>Remember when it was originally posted, comments on it devolved into a four hour fight about gun safety?
Fuck dude, I don't make an effort remember specific slappyfights we've had.

>> No.15844100

>>15844015
>I'm gonna scrap this and try a different method, but I figured some folks might wanna see.
Will her titties still strain against her bunnysuit?
>MG Vegas Wock(s) are still in progress too, no worries o/
I anticipate great Wock ass.

>> No.15844104

>>15844089
>/k/ will put vibrators on female deer to get some musk for "hunting purposes."
Oh jeez, I remember that story.

>> No.15844118

>>15844065
Oh no! Iron Wolf mercenaries!

>> No.15844124

>>15844100
>I anticipate great Wock ass.
As opposed to average Wock ass?

>> No.15844131

>>15844124
Of course.

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>Anon, this coffee is horrible! We may have to start growing our own beans!
Uh-oh. This might end up in trouble.

>> No.15844149

>>15844142
Artist what is that near her cooch? A grinding cup and stick?

>> No.15844154

>>15844149
I'm sure you meant to type mortar and pestle.

>> No.15844177

>>15844037
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nagamaki

Eh, it's meant to attack cavalry.
You gonna talk shot about Sir Alonne?

>> No.15844178

>>15844142
How would it end up in trouble?

>> No.15844186

>>15844178
Magic beans.

>> No.15844191

>>15844178
By making it double?

>> No.15844193

>>15844154
When your ESL grandma says it's a grinding cup and stick, it's a grinding cup and stick.

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>>15844193
WELL I AIN'T GRANDMA!

>> No.15844204

>>15844178
The lich will rebuild them. Make them lewder.

>Coffee beans that give you super energy in a certain place for hours and hours.
>Coffee beans that can be added to sweets for a bitter taste, that then addict and corrupt anyone who drinks them
>Coffee beans that are actually tiny dehydrated slime parasites

Don't ever ask how a lich could make trouble with something. They will find a way just to prove you wrong.

>> No.15844209

>>15844204
The first one sounds alright, the other two are bad though.

>> No.15844215

>>15844149
>grinding cup and stick

Oh fuck, thats great. I spit out a gummy worm.
Mortar and pestle btw

>> No.15844226

>>15844142
I cant read what it says on the top left. I get that its backwards, but also shit handwritting.

>> No.15844228

>>15844209
Fine then. What about coffee that actually removes the need for people to sleep, but makes them hyper-attentive and restless until they go for a hot cocoa solution later? You can wake up to something that'll keep you up for work, then settle down with a cozy drink with the waifu later.

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It's getting colder out there. What kind of winter activities would you want to do with your waifu?

>> No.15844263 [DELETED] 

A monster girl discord for those interested

https://discord.gg/4ymDk

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"YOU'RE THE GREATEST ANON! JUST BELIEVE AND YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!"
"Just remember; you can't spell 'believe' without 'lie'.

>> No.15844269

>>15844260
Stay inside.

>> No.15844271

>>15844264
I want to grab that fairy and violently molest her in my hand.

>> No.15844279

>>15844264
I can't.

>> No.15844281

>>15839414
that doesn't look like mickey mouse or any looney toons character!! I can't relate to this!! this is like some chinese cartoon for babies!! what on gods earth is wrong with you!!

>> No.15844287

>>15844264
Oh believe me, I played enough Bravely Default to know damn well what fairys are up to.

>> No.15844294 [DELETED] 

>>15844263
What happens in this discord

>> No.15844295 [DELETED] 

>>15844264
Goro is the traitor
MC dies in the end
Enjoy your persona 5

>> No.15844296

>>15844294
Not a helluva lot by the looks of things.

>> No.15844304 [DELETED] 

>>15844263
Whats a discord?

>> No.15844309

>>15844260
have her stand outside and melt the snow off the driveway

>>15844304
discord is the skype killer

>> No.15844312

>>15844304
Imagine skype, except not shit. It's the go-to chat client these days.

>> No.15844313

>>15844304
From what I've heard, Skype but less terrible at keeping the call open.

>> No.15844317 [DELETED] 

>>15844295
Rude.

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ANON WHAT DID YOU DO?

>> No.15844321

>>15844318
Put fertility drugs in her dinner, during a full moon, while she's ovulating, as she wears a chastity belt until midnight.
God help my pelvis at midnight.

>> No.15844322

>>15844318
Is a man not entitled to masturbate in his own home?

>> No.15844327 [DELETED] 

>>15844263
Dear God that was awful.

Just a bunch of randumbs going back and forth, and one obvious tumor ranting about how cancer everything is and how the rest of the chat just "Orbits". What the fuck even is that? Never before have I seen such blatantly obvious cancer.

Why would you even post this here?

>> No.15844329

>>15844318
I showed up at her office in nothing but a cock-sock. Fully erect.

>> No.15844332 [DELETED] 

>>15844327
Yep, that was weird
>>15844263
For what purpose?

>> No.15844334

>>15844329
Being a Candy-gram messenger in MGC must be absolutely terrible.

>> No.15844339

>>15844327
It's just plain old shilling, Anon. You should know that every discord or IRC ever posted here is both awful and not used by the people in the thread.

Why are you surprised?

>> No.15844342

>>15844339
I'm in one Discord that actually does talk about MGs and is never like...that.

Then again, it's an invite-only group of people who generally know and enjoy talking with each other, so...

>> No.15844347

>>15844342
>it's an invite-only group of people
Exactly, not one posted as a free for all in the thread. Glad that you have a good one you enjoy.

>> No.15844349

>>15844342
Do you like me enough for an invite anon

>> No.15844354

>>15844342
>it's an invite-only group of people
Is it anyone who's actually invested in monster girls that we'd know or is it just your group of friends?

Either way you're right, invite only groups are the best way to maintain quality

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>>15844264
Fae reap what they sow. And they love it.

>> No.15844362

>>15844349
I'm pretty sure you need to be one of "the" waifufags.

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But by day she's a mild-mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper!

>> No.15844365

>>15844362
Shit, I'm still trying to get the money for her commission

>> No.15844366

>>15844362
>"the" waifufags
Who qualifies as one of those?

>> No.15844368

>>15844365
Just pretend to be Alp, they'll find you irresistible.

>> No.15844372

>>15844354
>Is it anyone who's actually invested in monster girls that we'd know
Uh...maybe one or two. Small names. No one you'd recognize or who has any sort of [in]famy hereabouts. No sir, certainly not.

>>15844365
Do you at least have a "Do it for her" board? I don't. I really need to get to work on that...

>>15844366
I think just Jabberfag, Gazerfag, and Miiafag.
They are the Holy Trinity.

>> No.15844373

>>15844287
>>15844264
Bravely Default, As the Fairy Flies

>> No.15844374 [DELETED] 

>>15844295
You almost had a haiku.

>> No.15844376

>>15844322
No, you are not entitled in your own home.

>> No.15844377

>>15844373
I know, when I saw that shit on the title screen, I could only nod and think "those motherfuckers"

>> No.15844379

>>15844372
>Board
Of course. I also write about her I guess, since she was a character of mine before I fell completely in love.

>> No.15844383

>>15844376
That's dumb.

>> No.15844386

>>15844318
she walked in on me while i was changing
some girls need to learn how to knock

>> No.15844388

>>15844372
>spoiler
Same here anon, though it would be 'Do it for them' and I only have 2 commissions to work from.

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>>15844372
>No one you'd recognize or who has any sort of [in]famy hereabouts. No sir, certainly not.
Bob? Trade for a drawfag man.

>I think just Jabberfag, Gazerfag, and Miiafag.
Wait, do you guys not even have them in there? Come on, you can't catch 'em all like that.

Next you'll tell me you don't even have a cute Monster Girl senpai in charge.

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Alas, I am beaten.

>> No.15844423

>>15844417
Back that fat lizard ass up

>> No.15844430

>>15844423
You gonna be ravishing her then?

>> No.15844440

>>15844417
T A I L

>> No.15844471

I need help. I'm trying to help my Wurm wife get muscular by working out, but while she's been lifting really big and heavy weights, she hasn't physically changed in appearance.

>> No.15844474

>>15844417
Do you think a Lizardgirl veteran who's CC and desperate for a husband would be depraved enough to intentionally lose to a little shota?

>> No.15844478

>>15844471
80% of getting big is diet. More protein, more calories.

>> No.15844496

>>15844478
Sounds like it's time to try a bevy of magical cocktails to increase my uh, protein production.

>> No.15844507

>>15844417
I kinda like the idea that the moment lizardgirls are defeated they just lie down prone on the ground like that, legs spread, expression resigned, because they think it's inevitable that to the victor go the rapes, so she may as well just make sure she isn't lying on top of a sharp rock during the ravaging.

> "Well all the other monstergirls rape as soon as they win, victorious humanboys are surely the same."
> "Hmph, don't insult my intelligence. Come on, impregnate me with your seed, that's what this fight was about."
> "A-am I not attractive? Or are you just saying you would not bequeath your genes to one who... l-lost as easily as I d-did..."
> *sniffling intensifies*

...and you end up breeding her anyway because you don't want to make her feel bad.

>> No.15844512

>>15844507
That all sounds amazing, and I just spent 14 hours playing For Honor and now I wish it had lizardgirls in it.

>> No.15844565

>>15844512
Tell me more about this dueling fun.

>> No.15844567

>>15844565
It's fluid, it's gorgeous, the combat is fun and the skill ceiling is incredibly high. It's a hard game to give specifics for as there isn't really anything like it. I have some videos I recorded if you care to watch any. But back onto the topic of dueling lizardgirls.

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>>15844567
Are you ready for an honorable death?

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15844605

How're yeh?

>> No.15844606

>>15844605
Vampires? Fuck yeah.

>> No.15844609

>>15844605
Healthy.

>> No.15844639

>>15844605
Enjoying life, the sun, and this garlic sandwich

>> No.15844641

>>15844639
Garlic is actually something Vampires can enjoy too! Don't be racist.

>> No.15844653

>>15844641
Oh yeah? Let's see them eat it.

>> No.15844658

>>15844653
Wish I had a picture of a Vampire going all sakurafish on some garlic bread.

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When the times comes, so do they.

>> No.15844721

>>15844605
Something about these girls looks oddly familiar...

>>15844639
>>15844641
Fun fact, in MGE, Garlic is an incredible aphrodisiac to Vampires! Turns 'em into drooling, cock-hungry wrecks! Have a re-occurring fantasy about dipping my dick in garlic-butter, and watch a Vampire salivate over it, sucking it like the most delicious treat in existence...

Also even sunlight isn't lethal to them! Just makes them weak as a limp noodle. Leaves them just laying there, panting, helpless...

>> No.15844737

>>15844721
Any stories were garlic is used

>> No.15844781

>>15844737
Not that I know of...I have conceived of at least one such story though, mainly revolving around just masturbation.

>> No.15844803

>>15844737
An oldie from beast, but i remember people disliking the concept of garlic

>> No.15844895

>>15842901
hi shoggocks

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>I wonder if he's going to ravage my butt?
Damn slutty lizards.

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>>15844980
I would ravage that lizard

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15844989

This morning in art we have a rare golden Ushi and a lewd wurm http://i.imgur.com/RI32PRX.jpg

>> No.15844995

>>15844989
Why'd you post a link to an image that's already censored?

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>>15844980
Dumb slutty lizards would get along with dumb slutty mice.

>> No.15844998

>>15844985
>fireplace
>sweater
>burning tail
That Salamander must have the sweatiest cunny.

>> No.15845011

>>15844995
You can still see everything you numbskull.

>> No.15845066

>you will never fight a horde of lizardgirls and a salamander that moves 3 times faster

>> No.15845080

>>15844980
I want to spar with a slutty lizard until she hits the ground, roll her onto her back before straddling, and tickle under her ribs until she cries

>> No.15845106

>>15844995
You can clearly see her vag and I can't exactly go and post two images in one post.

>> No.15845166

>>15844357
That seems way too violent of a shake for a fairy.

>> No.15845188

>>15845166
Yeah, it'd probably be like giving a hug to a jackhammer or something similar. Not kinky at all if you're not a big masochist.

>> No.15845202

>>15844260
Sledding with yeti waifu and kids, then lounging in the snow with warm hugs and hot chocolate

>> No.15845229

>>15844995
Post it yourself then.

>> No.15845263

Story Idea: Guy works for vampiress (Be it for money to pay off debts or w/e), and finally earns enough and tries to leave. Vampiress goes yandere. WRITEFAGS pls

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Today, i will remind them.

>> No.15845293

>>15845263
Why not just have her make a thrall out of him right away?

>> No.15845325

>>15845293
Where's the fun in that? It's better if he begs for her to enthrall him.

>> No.15845326

>>15845281
>maid-less
>when my home is too small to warrant one
They don't look like the kind of people I'd hang out with, anyways.
Also, Shoggoths are too creepy and Kikimoras are too overbearing, at least to me.

>> No.15845330

>>15844989
I want to be raped by that brown goddess. She looks so strong and fluffy.

>> No.15845340

>>15845325
>begs for her to enthral him
Oh dear. I know that I'd probably end up doing that if they were real.

>> No.15845364

>>15845340
Calm down you slut.

>> No.15845369

>>15845364
Can't help how I am. Just call me Igor.

>> No.15845373 [SPOILER] 
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>>15845326
You need a quiet maid that can work in a small space and leave you to your business? I can think of one that would fit you.

>> No.15845378

I got a story idea.
Or at least I had one, it just kinda tuned into werewolf Battle-smut under the moon.

>> No.15845384

>>15845378
I'm sorry Sif.

>> No.15845385

>>15845378
>Battle-smut
What? how do you get that?

>> No.15845409

>>15845384
A Sif remake would have have been better than Orenstein 3: The Electric Jubilee.

>> No.15845413

>>15845378
Anon, have you ever heard the tale of the three sieves of Socrates?

>> No.15845439

Since we seem to be sharing some ideas, I shall summon my idea bucket!

>A fusion between a golem and a automaton to make the ultimate artificial lifeform
>A laima that sells radiator blankets for her kind
>A demon that resorts to saturday morning villany to get her contract singed.
>A plumber fixing a succubus's plumbing and thats all he does

>> No.15845448

>>15845439
The Demon sounds good. Give her a Hellhound companion called Smutley.

>> No.15845455

>>15845413
No I have not

>> No.15845462

>>15845439
Might be fun to have a monster that opens up a candy shop for monsters, but I'm not sure which monster and what the candy would be like.

>> No.15845483

>>15845462
Titania I think?

>> No.15845486

>>15845439
Meeting up with your Anubis senpai a couple of years later to find that she's become a lazy NEET.
On top of that her mum won't stop coming onto you because nobody else is going to take an Anubis who can't even organise her daughter's life.
Will you lead them onto the straight and narrow or become the NEET you've always had inside you?

>> No.15845492

>>15845439
>A laima that sells radiator blankets for her kind
would she reinforce them for wurms?

>> No.15845496

>>15845486
I need a chorus to chant pig latin as I try to fight my inner demons with this decision.

>> No.15845512

>>15845486
Hrm...one of the things I find most attractive about Anubi is how together they have it. It's a case of being attracted to qualities that you yourself lack, so thus you can infer that I am about as organized as a typhoon.

So yeah, kind of with >>15845496

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>>15845496
>>15845512
Come on Anon, forget all that contributing to society shit, mum's got a pizza in the oven, I've got a highscore to beat and you've got a figure to go and pick up for me.
Where else could you possibly want to be?

>> No.15845543

>>15845373
A Roomba sounds like a great idea! They're not too fancy, and they're not too expensive in terms of adapting to the other maids' nuances.
Why, compared to the other two choices, she would most resemble a standard maid!
Of course, that's assuming she doesn't go full yandere murderbot.

>> No.15845547

>>15845538
An archaeologist.

>> No.15845555

>>15845538
Oh, I'll help her get her figure. By forcefully exercising her until she's got a figure like an olympic swimmer.
No, that's not even a euphamism. Straight-up exercise like running, rope-jumping, cycling and so on. Then maybe, just maybe, she can get some vigorous sexercise as a reward.

>> No.15845558

>>15845538
>>15845547
>Where
Oops, misread that. Let me rephrase it.
BEING an archeologist. At a dicksite.

>> No.15845572

>>15845558
>At a dicksite.
Anon, you're making a fool of yourself.

>> No.15845577

>>15845572
Unearthing Mummies is work that requires lots of dicking you know!

>> No.15845583

>>15845538
Or, and hear me out now...

You could go outside with me to get your figure yourself, and while we're out I could take you to a nice restaurant, maybe a movie? Good, classical date? No offense to your mom's pizza, I'm sure it's delicious, but going out is generally better for a date.

>> No.15845606

>>15845577
Well, I hadn't thought of that.

>> No.15845617

>>15845606
There's also all those Antarctic expeditions to unearth more slumbering maids for people who want them. Personally, I think they belong in museums so they can dust the exhibitions but you've got to make money, eh?

>> No.15845620

>>15845538
I guess chilling around with an Anubutt is better than playing around with heart surgery. Fucking thing is pretty spooky.

>> No.15845683

>>15845620
What, you're playing around with spooky heart surgery?
That doesn't sound like the sort of thing you should "play around" with.

>> No.15845702

>>15845683
We had to watch and identify what the dudes were doing and in which part of the heart. Then he gave us one to play around with.

I didn't sign up for that, but at least the teacher is funny

>> No.15845727

>>15845462
Yukionna opens an ice bar but with candy and cold treats, inside is kept at -10C so the customers have to wear heavy winter clothes

>> No.15845776

>>15845727
I bet they sell yetis too

>> No.15845805

>>15845776
>selling yetis
That's deplorable, Yukionnas are nice girls that have a rent-a-yeti system for customers to bring a yeti to their booth and warm up

>> No.15845812

>>15845805
They also have an ice hotel attached to the candy shop where you can "rent" yetis for the evening to sleep with you

>> No.15845824
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More busty wolves. What a time to be alive.

>> No.15845833

Im sick.
It made me wonder how would a mg nurse you to health and she really would want to, since you feel to sick to dick
Do we even have any mgs with healing powers other than the unicorn?

>> No.15845842

>>15845833
On MGE you don't need that because of mamono mana, but it would be nice to have a healing girl.

>> No.15845848

>>15845727
>>15845776
I can see the advertisement already
>Buy 10 pounds of candy and get a free Yeti!

>> No.15845851

I want to sit on wurm-chan's head

>> No.15845858

>>15845833
>have a simple summer cold
>you know it's nothing but your CC demon waifu thinks you're on deaths door
>she eventually reads that you need to 'exercise' to help bring down the fever
>she then pumps you full of DE making you harder than you've ever been before
>Demon waifu proceeds to fuck your brains out all night
>next morning however you're the one taking care of her for catching your cold

>> No.15845860

>>15845812
Is it like Blockbuster where if you don't return her after a month, she's yours?

>> No.15845876

>>15845833
I'll bet Holstaurs would be great for that. Their milk is bound to have medicinal properties, along with their overall caring and gentle (for the most part) attitude.

>> No.15845879

>>15845860
They probably have a 'temporary' marriage license that becomes permanent after 30 days.

>> No.15845920

>>15845833
You know what would be great? Having a high class waifu like a dragon that despairs when you get sick because she never got any diseases and doesn't know basic things.

After getting better she is determined to learn everything since she doesn't want to lose her loved one, even if it was just a cold.

>> No.15845924

Whats the first thing your waifu says when you come home?

Or for househusbands whats the first thing she says when she comes home from work?

>> No.15845947

>>15845924
Prusten

>> No.15845950

>>15845879
>In the event of prolonged hugging and heart pupils, the rental agreement is null and void and we will provide the proper marriage documentation for you and your Yeti wife

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>>15844417
Those plump, hammy thighs mang.

>> No.15845966

>>15845924
Waifu on a normal day it's "Welcome home, Anon!" with her big cheerful smile. On a lewd day she would tackle and pin me to the ground and say something like "You shouldn't lower your guard just because I'm your wife, you know?" while licking her lips and giving me a deep, long and lewd kiss.

As for me, I would cling and nuzzle her, rubbing that dragon slayer on her scales showing that we won't be sleeping tonight.

>> No.15845973

>>15845879
>Get teased by your Yeti on the 29th day, reminding you of what happens tomorrow.

>> No.15845980

>>15845824
Why can't that be me godammit.

>> No.15845989

>>15845973
>Constantly teases you about it, but she squirms of happiness when you're not looking

>> No.15845994

>>15845924
She gets a lot of happy barks and nuzzles from our daughteru and a simple 'Welcome home Pupcake!' and a headpat from me. The best part though, that's the big three-way welcome home hug we all share. We just stand there in the front hall hugging each other tightly, happy that we're finally all together again at the end of the day.

>> No.15846023

Wurms have infested the city. Eggs are everywhere; on the street, in your attic, on your pizza box when it's delivered, in your freezer next to the ice cream, and even next to your game consoles and more!
How do you deal with this plague?

>> No.15846034

>>15845973
>Tonight, you

>> No.15846039
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Would you take milk with your breakfast?

>> No.15846041

>>15846023
Wait for them to hatch and take care of them.

>> No.15846132

>>15846041
Anon there are enough eggs to fill a football stadium. You think you can take care of all of them? You don't have enough cookies for that.

>> No.15846150

>>15845924
"Welcome home mastah. Would you like dinner?... a bath?.... or... Tekeli-li?

>> No.15846153

>>15846132
I think I can handle them, especially if their mother helps. I can take care of her too if she wants
If there aren't enough cookies all I have to do is make them. There won't be a single wurm left out.

>> No.15846185

>>15846150
>Tekeli-li
What?

>> No.15846193
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Would you a ever changing chimera?

>> No.15846195
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>>15846185
It's the sound Shoggoths make in the Lovecraft original
Also welcome to the thread n00b. Get comfy and slimy

>> No.15846203

>>15846185
its an eldricht abomination thing

>> No.15846206

>>15846195
>Shoggoths make pokemon-like sounds

I thought Lovecraft wrote stuff more like

>The horrid creature made a sanity-shattering sound that reminded one of a the sound of one losing all hope tinged with the void within the heart of the cruellest of men.

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>>15846193
Chimaeras work best when they aren't total clusterfucks, yet still retain defined traits from other other monstergirls.

>> No.15846216

>>15846206
Nope. Even lovecraft witnessed the power of cute.
>Teleki-li!

>> No.15846220

>>15842904
Jawline thingy bothers me.

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My dick isn't ready for this.

>> No.15846230

>>15846220
Personally, i think its one of her best features. Demonstrates her dangerous nature, and has significant gap moe.

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>>15846206
>>15846216
I don't think it was cute in the original
Moreso the enraged screeching of a mad hybrid between a freight train and the platonic form of body horror as it thunders towards you in a claustrophobic cavern, consumed by rage that its gods abandoned it
>Teleki-reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

>> No.15846240

>>15846234
Silly shoggoth neets takelireeeeeing at normies

>> No.15846243

>>15846234
Now I'm imagining a loli Shoggoth yelling it like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmNpjCFSkZw

>> No.15846296

So loli/mini Shogs shout like autistic children? I thought only frogs did that when you torment them.

>> No.15846314

>>15846296
Lolishogs actually give you autism when they shout, because of how incomprehensible the noises they make are. It's a fearsome defense mechanism.

>> No.15846321

>>15846296
>War cries are autism

>> No.15846333

>>15846321
If there isn't a war going on, then yeah.

>> No.15846336

>>15846321
They are if fat keyboard warriors are doing them.

>> No.15846349

>>15846333
Give the abominations a break, it's the only thing their masters would say to them. Not their fault all they had to remember was their war cry.

>> No.15846370

>>15846349
I wouldn't wish an /rk9/ Anon on any monster girl.

Not even a Cat Sith.

>> No.15846372

>>15846314
Well now I know thry aren't wise to bully.

>> No.15846393

>>15842732
who is responsible for that hellwan

>> No.15846394

>>15846314
If a bunch shout/cry at once, does it warp the area into Yarnham? Will a bunch of crazy, Eldergod obsessed guys with cages constantly go
>"Aus, or as some say, Autism"

>> No.15846409

Is there a way to tell when your monster girl waifu will snap because of not enough sex? Can she snap because of too much sex?

>> No.15846422

>>15846409
The eyes.

When she's looking at you and you can swear she's just raping you with her eyes.

>> No.15846458

>>15846422
Heart pupils?

>> No.15846471

>>15846458
Not necessarily, it depends on the species. With Hellhounds for example when there's way more fire than normally coming out her eyes you can be sure she's about to destroy your pelvis.

>> No.15846500

>>15846471
>Familiars get extra stars in their eyes

>> No.15846544

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/776762423869001728

What's this?

>> No.15846549

>>15846394
The area is warped into the most autistic thing of all: a real life 4chan.

>> No.15846557

>>15846544
Looks like some people have had some errors in regards to their orders to their copies of the MGE book. KC's linking to an online form where you can put in your address and correct it, it looks like.

>> No.15846567

Anyone else trying to make monster girls in that new illusion game?

>> No.15846580

>>15846567
Tell me more.

>> No.15846583

>>15846567
I remember making the cosplay ones in AA2, good times.

What game? Last one I saw was custom maid 3D.

>> No.15846589

>>15846580
>>15846583
Honey select. Not much gameplay, but the maker has potential.

>> No.15846591

>>15846583
Funny you should say that, just redownloaded it the other day and found out there's a Lich card.

>> No.15846593

>>15846567
Honey Select, right? That game is great to make cosplay tier girls but that's about it, at best we might get a few mods for horns and tails

>> No.15846602

>>15846589
>>15846593
>From the makers of Rapelay

I'm in.

>> No.15846616

>>15846591
I've been thinking about downloading it again and making some MGs, but I don't have much free time to play now.

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>>15846567
>>15846583

I forgot I had a few pics of them

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>>15846634

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>>15846637
Last one. Don't want to spam.

>> No.15846644

>>15846593
http://i.imgur.com/rcd1Bxh.png
I found a gyaru cosplay catgirl, I might download it because ABS.

>> No.15846653

>>15846589
DL'd and the tried making a Shoggoth.

Can't cover them in glowing eyes, or evil teeth.

>> No.15846656

>>15846634
>>15846637
>>15846642
Huh. So it actually has monstergirl designs which aren't boring cosplay level? Neat.

Does it have paws? The option to make a lamia? Robutts?

>> No.15846663

Today I will remind them

Monster girl feet

>> No.15846671

>>15846634
>>15846637
>>15846642
Now I feel dumb for posting >>15846593 I guess browsing a few threads isn't enough to make a fair judgement on the game

I'll go and download it now

>> No.15846672

>>15846663
Ye.

>> No.15846677

>>15846634
>>15846637
>>15846642
This is not honey select, looks more like custom maid.

>> No.15846678

>>15846663
What kind of feet? All my favorites have alternative feet except Demon, Gazer and probably Will o Wisp

And those kind of feet are only good when strapped into high heels, or long socks.

>> No.15846680

>>15846672
But which ones?

>> No.15846691
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BIG BUSHY 'NUKI TAIL.

>> No.15846698

>>15846680
Elves.

>> No.15846706

>>15846663
Foot fetishists are why Lamias and Scyllas have to rape

All monster girls should be loved equally no matter their lack of certain appendages

>> No.15846726

What if...

>> No.15846736

>>15846726
Oppai loli Familiars?

>> No.15846738

>>15846726
Your waifu existed?

>> No.15846739

>>15846726
A White Horn in /fa/ hunting camo?

>> No.15846740

>>15846706
I mean, I get what your saying, but alternative feet are sexy too. My favorites are sleek and sharp Arachne legs, and cute little Vamp Mosquito grabbers.

>> No.15846743

>>15846739
She masturbates in order to attract males with that nice fragrance.

>> No.15846748
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>>15846691
NOT BUSHY OR HUGE ENOUGH.

>> No.15846752

>>15846691
Who is the artist?

I want to know who properly appreciates a coffee nook.

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>>15846748
I wanna live in that mofu!

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>>15846740
What are the best not-human monster girl feet? Which ones would give the best footjobs? Would liking Monster Girl feet make you a weirdo pervert to Monster Girls?

>> No.15846759

>>15846663
>no dragon to dominate you with her feet

>> No.15846768
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>>15846752
http://ittla.tumblr.com/
This person. They also do some really fine oni.

>> No.15846769

>>15846740
I can appreciate the beauty of alternative feet but I don't think anyone gets aroused by them except the weird lizard/dragon lovers

>> No.15846770

>>15846743
White Horn steals a Yeti's scarf to wear because the blue and white matches her coat, the now angry Yeti chasing after her scarf

>> No.15846779

>>15846770
She also stole the Yuki-Onna's hairpin to make her hat cooler, there is now a huge snowstorm coming for her.

>> No.15846780

>>15846756
>Ufufu look at this pervert, turned on by spider legs <3

>> No.15846787

>>15846756
Lizards and dragons.

>> No.15846791

>>15846769
I don't get that much aroused by their feet, but the big meaty claws on the other hand. Hehe

>> No.15846796

>>15846756
Salamander and Hellhound are probably my favorites.

>> No.15846797

>>15846740
Personally, I'm a fan of soft, fluffy paws. Soft fluffy paws on my face, soft fluffy paws on my chest, soft fluffy paws on my back, soft fluffy paws to hold, soft fluffy paws in latex. Waifu's soft fluffy paws or daughteru's soft fluffy paws, soft fluffy paws are the best!

>> No.15846806

>>15846756
I want a Gnome to make herself feet out of the earth itself and milk my penis with them!

>> No.15846807
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>>15846797
Did somebody say soft fluffy paws?

>> No.15846812

>>15846807
Yes, I did! I said soft fluffy paws!

>> No.15846815
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I bet you'd fuck this horse pussy if she promised to help you build a harem in a world where you have to defeat the MG to make her a waifu.

>> No.15846820

>>15846768
>monster boy yaoi
No thank you.

>> No.15846822

>>15846815
Nope.

>> No.15846824

>>15846815
No, I wouldn't.

>> No.15846827

>>15846815
No way man, I'll round up the chaos girls and chant at the stars for the old gods, before I dip into the old HP.

Also, you can make harems without a harem manager.

>> No.15846828

>>15846815
I want neither a harem or to defeat a monstergirl.

Unless I have to defeat her to submit to her, which would be pretty weird.

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>>15846820
I'm just in it for the sexy tomboy oni

>> No.15846836

>>15846815
It wouldn't be hard to defeat a Kobold and make her my waifu, so no. The horsepussy can go and stay go.

>> No.15846838

>>15846815
I mean... I sure as hell wouldn't be able to defeat my waifu

I'd rather grind for experience JRPG style but if there was no other choice than horse pussy then so be it

>> No.15846841

>>15846779
She's gonna get the whole mountain angry with her! She might as well take a cloak off a poor Wendigo's back, there's nothing else to steal

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>>15846822
>>15846824
>>15846827
>>15846828
Enjoy you level 1 Slime Waifus then since that's all you could manage.

Actually I'm pretty sure you'd lose to slimes anyway.

I mean you could go alternative like >>15846836 and be furry, that would probably work too.

>> No.15846846

>>15846807
>>15846812
The best soft, fluffy paws are those which look super squishy and comfortable, but also have that elegant power and litheness in them. Maybe slightly digitigrade too so the heels are naturally raised a few inches, like the girl's always on her toes. That would be pretty cute.

>> No.15846848

>>15846769
You would be surprised.

>> No.15846854

>>15846845
>Losing to slimes

How is that even possible? Unless we are talking about A shog I don't really see that happening.

>> No.15846855

>>15846845
If you projected any harder, you'd own a cinema.

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>>15846846
I love me some paws.

>> No.15846858

>>15846846
>Maybe slightly digitigrade too so the heels are naturally raised a few inches, like the girl's always on her toes. That would be pretty cute.
Yes, that's exactly how I imagine my waifu's feet would be!

>> No.15846861

>>15846815
No thanks, I would rather just train so I can get my own wife without the use of a dumb horse.

>> No.15846862

>>15846845
>le Kobold is a furry meme
Aww man, nice bait dude, lmao!

>> No.15846863

>>15846854
Not that guy, thankfully, but to be fair, red slimes and dark slimes are pretty powerful. Also bubble slimes. And of course any Queen.

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I would like to see a MG unicorn with this hairstyle

>> No.15846873

>>15846856
Just wanna grab one of those paws with both hands and nuzzle until I can't breathe any more.

>>15846858
Nice taste. The advantage of digitigrade paws like that as well is that the girl will have a really perky butt.

>> No.15846875

>>15846869
What a majestic creature holy shit

>> No.15846880

>>15846869
>that hair
would she go apeshit if i cut it?

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>>15846845
Fuck you I'm going to join the Order, git gud, then find the most evil and powerful vampire I can find and submit myself to her.

>> No.15846884

>>15846873
>Nice taste. The advantage of digitigrade paws like that as well is that the girl will have a really perky butt.
I feel like she'd need a lot of paw rubs too because walking on semi-tiptoes all the time would make them achy at the end of the day.

>> No.15846889

>>15846863
I know red ones are a bit stronger, but they are still slimes. Running away or just throwing things at her are probably the best way to get rid of one.
Now the Dark slime while also being powerful has a pretty big weak point. If you can resist the pleasure and touch her core it's your win.

>> No.15846895

>>15846883
You are a fool with no true ambition.
A real man gets some garlic in her, then "takes responsibility" for her pregnancy

>> No.15846897

>>15846815
I'd rather make a hatem without any dumb corn.

>> No.15846899

>>15846895
Garlic makes her go rape mode.

>> No.15846904

>>15846869
The anima are in the extra stories?

>> No.15846907

>>15846889
Red slimes are probably pretty easy to distract like you say, but I wouldn't write the Dark slimes off that easy. They are very powerful and intelligent spell casters after all, and probably have quite a few wicked tricks up their metaphorical sleeves. Paralyzing their victims is probably the first thing on the list.

>> No.15846911

>>15846845
This salty nigga prolly couldn't even handle many whelps.

>> No.15846916

>>15846899
rather that then simply submitting.
Any man can go in front of a vamp, drop his trousers and bare his neck. you have to find a "unique selling point" to make her want you. garlic is simply easy mode

>> No.15846918
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>>15846815
I'd fuck her even if she didn't, bicorns are hot. The harem is a great bonus though.

>> No.15846929

>>15846883
Why train if your going to throw it away?

>> No.15846935

>>15846806
Not her hands?

>> No.15846938

>>15846907
That's true. People who get captured probably try to do that, so they must have something prepared for the occasion. The profile says that they use the magic for charm spells and her body to immobilize her mate, so finding a opening to strike may be hard.

But hey, it's not like someone is going to start an adventure and find a dark slime too soon since they are rarely found outside demon realms.

>> No.15846939

>>15846935
Those too, of course, but this was about feet, wasn't it?
Gnome has best hands too though

>> No.15846940

>>15846929
Because I want to avoid all the other monstergirls until I find her. Vampires aren't exactly common.

Also because being a sub does not necessarily mean you have to be weak, just that you submit to your special one.

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>tfw you'll never bury your face in a kitsune's tails

>> No.15846953

>>15846948
Good, foxes are vile pests, would rather a demon

>> No.15846954

>>15846938
Let's hope they don't make up the vanguard of the next DL war party.

Queen Dark Slime, ara ara, sister sorceress', who are their own coven when?

>> No.15846956

>>15846953
Don't be mean to cute kitsunes.

>> No.15846958

>>15846948
That would be gross.

>> No.15846959
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>>15846948
More like pound that fat butt.

>> No.15846960

I'm going to make a "heaven and hell" team of a Valkyrie and a warrior demon.

>> No.15846964

>>15846832
I need it

>> No.15846969

>>15846960
Why not "Heaven, He'll, and everything in between" team?

Valkyrie, Demon, Chaos girl, Wonderland girl

>> No.15846971

>>15846956
There is nothing cute about foxes. they are trash raiders that scream their lungs out.

Give me a fox and I'll stamp its face in!

>> No.15846977

>>15846969
Mind flayer and man hatter to round off?

>> No.15846979

>>15846959
But anon, that's lewd.

>> No.15846980
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15846980

http://www.strawpoll.me/11237985

>> No.15846984

http://i.imgur.com/qMy7kwa.jpg

Fuck like an Egyptian.

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>>15846971
But she just wants to cuddle

>> No.15846988

>>15846977
I prefer Shog and Tumpart, but Flayers and Hatters are qt3.14

Or maybe Wocks. Really it all depends on what roles you need covered. Valkyrie is the tank, Demon your caster, Shog is the rogue, and Hatter the bard? Maybe Trumparts play trumpets?

>> No.15846992

Where does the Pharaoh's snake go off to when you're having sex with her?

>> No.15846997

>>15846992
It plays BB in the living room.

>> No.15847000

>>15846992
The snake slithers onto the couch and watches TV.
Or it goes off to the nursery to play with the sphinx, anubis, desert tanuki and khepri lolis.

>> No.15847002

>>15846992
It cleans her throne and talks with the Anubis, maybe play some games too.

>> No.15847009

>>15846980
Why does that poll not just have a "yes" option?

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>>15846980
>big girls not in the lead by a mile
I'd say I'm disappointed but it's not like I was expecting much.

>> No.15847012

>>15846992
She uses the snake for hypnosis play

>> No.15847019

>>15846992
She fucks you on top of it, or uses it for bondage, and to channel her various forms of magic.
Might make it penetrate her butt with its tail. Or act as a cock ring.

>> No.15847022

>>15847000
Tanuki - now officially a variant desert species
Thank you, latenight.

>> No.15847025

>>15847012
Why would she need the snake for that when her Pharaoh's Voice power is already a perfect hypnosis method?
I guess the snake can add some weird sensuality to it if the Pharaoh channels magic through it, though. Maybe her eyes glow along with the snake's to enchant her target?

>> No.15847030

>>15847000
It helps you out by binding her arms and giving you advice on how to fuck her. It turns out it's just a polymorphed lamia.

>> No.15847036

>>15847030
The perfect revenge for when the Pharaoh beats her Apophis nemesis.
Instead of delicious brown depraved sex slave we get grumpy arm snakes.

>> No.15847041

>>15847025
I figured she uses it to channel spells like Jaffars scepter. Sort of a bonded magic familiar.

>> No.15847047

>>15847030
>It turns out it's just a polymorphed lamia
Must be the pharaoh's best friend, to always be with her in that form. Cute idea though.
Suddenly sheds brand new light when you realise she cuddles the snake in her sleep.
I hope they don't mind it.

>> No.15847049

>>15847041
That's exactly what she does. KC mentioned it in a Q&A.

>> No.15847052

>>15846986
You will not stop my rage anon. Give me that turtle instead

>> No.15847063

>>15847036
Wait, so when the pharaoh beats an apophis, she turns her into another polymorphed snake?

Well, the apophis kind of had it coming to her, I suppose.

>> No.15847064

>>15846988
>wanting spoony bards in the party

>> No.15847075

>>15847052
What are going to do with that turtle? Don't tell me you are going to bully her!

>> No.15847087

>>15847064
Bard, support, jack of all trades, really any other wild card would do.

Though I suppose now that you mention it, could use a healer. Not too many wonderland girls are keen on that though. Maybe a Hatter with alchemical training. Or swap out Shog for a healing Flayer, and find a wonderland girl to fill the Rogue position.

>> No.15847101

>>15847087
Cheshires make good rogues, if you can trust them not to act like a fool.

>> No.15847108

>>15846948
I'd rather bury my face in her ass, but to each their own I suppose.

>> No.15847111

>>15847101
So never.

>> No.15847129

>>15847111
Just give her a good amounts of dicking and she should follow your orders.

>> No.15847131

>>15847111
Good point.

Maybe wonderland girls are too eratic for rogues. Shog rogue, and Alice wild card it is.

>> No.15847185

>>15847131
You know who would be a perfect rogue? Our girl Mantiny! Super cute even when killing, trully an idol.

>> No.15847190

>>15847185
But nobody can pick a lock as well as a Dragon can, not even her or a Kunoichi.

>> No.15847193

>>15847185
I assume that's a mantis?

The idea was to have a celestial girl, a hell girl, a wonderland girl, and a chaos girl. Standard DL monsters are fine, but not what I was thinking.

>> No.15847203

>>15847193
Stare deep into her eyes, Anon. What do you think you will see?

>> No.15847205

>>15847190
>Dragon picking a lock
>She inserts the tip of her claw into the lock
>Then keeps pushing until the steel warps under the force of her indestuctible claw
>Once she's forced a hole all the way through, she flicks her claw and completely tears the lock apart

>> No.15847231

>>15847205
I was thinking more
>puts claw into hole
>effortlessly "picks" pit out with one little yank

>> No.15847232

>>15847190
True. She even lickpicked my heart.

>> No.15847237

>>15847111
That's exactly why they are perfect for rogues.

>> No.15847238

Would dark elementals have a womb tattoo for as long as they're in a covenant with a man?

>> No.15847240

>>15847232
>lickpicked
Anon, she must be damn good with her tongue.

>> No.15847241

>>15847232
Lockpicked*

S-she didn't shoved her tongue in my mouth or anything like that.

>> No.15847272

>>15847240
Look, I know I have a kissing fetish and her being my favorite species and her warm, soft mouth would be godly, but that wouldn't make me open myself to her.

Oh god I would throw myself at her.

>> No.15847273

>>15847241
Anon it's too late. We all now think about a waifu forcfully sticking her tongue in her husband's mouth while dryhumping him.

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I hope Anon gets held up by Cheese Bandits on the road.

>> No.15847281

>>15847273
No, stop with those impure thoughts!

>> No.15847285

>>15846836
>Challenge a wild kobold to battle in order to claim her as your mate
>She's aggressive, but good-natured and cheery
>Which makes her ferocious, full-body charge into you all the more startling, knocking the wind from you
>She's not superhumanly strong, but then again, neither is a world-class weightlifter
>Even though she's a few inches shorter than you, it takes everything you have, in terms of strength and martial arts training to match her brutal, slashing blows
>After a long and exhausting fight, you finally have her pinned and drained of energy, even if you're covered in bites and scratches
>She grins, admitting that you're not half bad, and accepting you as a husband by licking your face enthusiastically
>Train up together, getting stronger, bonding and improving your teamwork until you take on a one-tailed kitsune in the forest
>The kobold's nose and ears prove vital in combating the kitsune's illusion and transformation magic
>And her offensive spells, even at her level, would be enough to beat you down in a heartbeat
>Her fireballs, while not fatal, explode with enough force that even an indirect detonation is enough to knock you down and force the breath from your lungs - without your armour, you'd probably be suffering some nasty burns
>But you and your kobold mate come at her from opposite sides, and the kitsune doesn't have the proficiency to pin you both down with magic at once
>The kobold lunges at her, knocking her off balance with a well-timed groping, letting you move in for the "kill"
>The kitsune is unable to resist as you and the kobold drive her to the ground andassault her with kisses and nuzzles to keep her from focusing on her spellcasting
>Some time later, after much sweat shed between you all, the kitsune breaks down into a fit of giggles, accepting you both, and you can finally say that you have a real pack
>This calls for some celebration and pack "bonding"
>Next target: a werewolf

>> No.15847286

>>15847280
Take my life. Please just fucking take my life.

>> No.15847289

>>15847280
Please no, I'd much prefer if I stumbled upon a pack of sleeping Dormice

>> No.15847303

>>15847285
>You, the kitsune and kobold train as a trio, exploring all kinds of new strategies with your lovely spellcaster wife
>After a few weeks, you start your werewolf hunt, targeting a lone werewolf without a pack, chasing her through the snowy mountains
>It's gruelling, and you know that you're trying to beat the werewolf at her own game
>The kitsune's use of magic and the kobold's invigorating aura are the only things which let you match the werewolf's supernatural speed and stamina
>After five days, you finally catch up to her, cornering her under some cliffs thanks to the kitsune's clever use of scentcrafting to fake out the werewolf
>But she doesn't go down easy, not at all
>Her strength and agility is beautiful to behold, in an utterly terrifying way
>Even under a waxing crescent moon, the werewolf can overpower you and the kobold - both very competent fighters at this point - at the same time with little difficulty
>And your advantage in numbers means nothing: the werewolf is intimately familiar with pack hunting tactics, and she can counter every move your team makes using her instinct alone, maneuvering to make sure none of you can get a shot at her blind side
>The three of you are simply outmatched, and ready to accept your defeat at the hands of the werewolf, when the kitsune unleashes her ace in the whole
>Expending all of her magic in a single watercrafting, she directs her focus to the cliff above you
>And the tons of snow sitting on it
>Your kitsune packmate shouts a warning, and casting a feeble protect spell around you and the kobold, who dashes to you at the last second, shielding you with her body and taking the brunt of the hit
>You, your dear kobold, and the werewolf are buried under the avalanche, while the kitsune collapses amongst the relative safety of the trees
>The protect spell flickers, unable to fully shield you and the now unconscious kobold from the force of the snow, but holding out just enough to create a dome-shaped cavity of air
>It disintegrates right as you dig yourself out, with barely enough strength to carry the kobold out too
>The werewolf emerges a few feet away, having endured the full force of a literal avalanche crushing her
>She's completely nude, her lithe, muscular body covered in bruises, a gash on her forehead trickling blood onto her face, forcing one eye closed
>In short, she looks utterly, ferally beautiful.
>She catches your eye, and limps towards you, paws clenched
>You set down the kobold and do the same, never breaking eye contact, every muscle in your body screaming with agony. You're running on fumes. But you want her. You need this werewolf as a bride, and you need to prove yourself to her
>You swing first, but she's faster, the punch to your face impacting like a lightning bolt splitting a tree open
>It sends you sprawling into the snow, dazed and spitting blood
>She stumbles over to finish the fight, but you catch her by surprise, swiping your leg and knocking her onto the ground
>The time it takes for her to get back up is just enough for you to throw a punch right into her jaw, making fire explode in your hand as you break a finger or two
>She staggers back, catches herself, and grins at you with those captivating golden eyes, just as your vision fades into red mist

>When you next come to, you're lying on your back, head turned so you don't choke on the blood from your split lip or bitten tongue
>The werewolf is laying beside you, face puffed up with bruises like she's been stung by a bee
>Her limp ears perk slightly when she sees you looking, and she crawls over to you
>This is it, you think
>You're body's made of lead, muscles reduced to useless liquid
>But even if she's going to finish you off, at least it was a good fight
>At least you met the kobold and kitsune who became the two most important people in your life
>You resign yourself to your fate with a smile
>So it's a complete surprise when the werewolf drags herself over to lay her head on your chest, slinging one powerful, fluffy leg over your lower body for warmth
>"You're not half bad, for a human. I think I'd like to get to know you and your pack once I wake up..."
>You don't have the energy left to even grunt; You just lie back and let darkness take you as your hear your kobold wife call out your name, and your kitsune wife chanting the beginning of a healing spell

This was a dumb greentext. I hope someone likes it. Or at least doesn't dislike it.

>> No.15847308

>>15847303
It's a cute strong kobold.

>> No.15847374

>>15844895
Hi.

>> No.15847406

>>15847308
The cutest and the strongest of the kobolds. There's nothing she won't protect her packmates from.

>> No.15847425

>>15847238
>Dark Elementals
You mean Dark Matters?

>> No.15847428

>>15847425
Nope. Read the lore.

>> No.15847437

>>15847428
Oh, you meant when they go from "ara ara~" to "ufufufu~"

>> No.15847438
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>>15847425
No, dark elementals are much hotter.

>> No.15847439

>>15847425
No. Dark Matters are actually, essentially, "Mana Elementals".

"Dark Elementals" refers to fully-corrupted Elementals. Much like Alps, Elementals come in 3 stages. Stage 1 is non-Monster Girl. Stage 2 is Monster Girl. Stage 3 is "Dark", or fully corrupted.

The profile art depicts stage 2 Elementals, while their MGE-1 Bonus Art showed the first depictions of stage 3 "Dark" versions. These would later receive colored, full-profile artwork of their own in the MGE World Guide 2.

>> No.15847471

>>15847438
Oh damn. Hnnnnggggg

>> No.15847478

>>15847438
>>15847439
Which species can achieve 3rd level dark type? Just elementals?

Glacie?

>> No.15847499

>>15847478
I think KC said in a Q&A a ways back that pseudo-Elementals like the Glacies and Yukionna are just Monster Girls, and don't go through stages like the four "Pure" Elementals.

Not really too sure on that one though, my brain may just be filling in blanks.

>> No.15847513

>>15847478
Just the main four.
Dark Matter is already fully corrupted and the rest aren't really elementals.

>> No.15847524

>>15847438
>There will never be enough stories of Elementals getting dicked
To whom do I need a blood sacrifice to

>> No.15847525

>>15847285
>>15847303
Anon I love it.

>> No.15847532

>>15847524
Write my name with some cute girls stickers and I'll do it for you.

>> No.15847542

>>15847513
>>15847499
Bummer. Would've enjoyed a Dark Glacies mom.

>> No.15847547

>>15847438
Gnome is perfection.

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>>15847542
>Not Cold Glacies Mom

>> No.15847568

>>15847559
Can't wait for a tanned version of her.

>> No.15847587

>>15847559
Bonding time with glacies and ice queen

>> No.15847596

>>15847587
Getting hypothermia and dying with glacies sister and ice queen mom!
A horrible death with lots of waiting!

>> No.15847603

>>15847525
Thank you, glad you enjoyed it!

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>>15847596
>MGE
>Hypothermia

>> No.15847616

>>15847559
/fa/ as fuck. Looking forward to this babes profile.
>>15847568
Likewise.

>> No.15847618

>>15847559
Fuck. Now I can't stop thinking about a Ice Queen cop saying "Freeze!" and "I am the law" with a cold stare.

>> No.15847625

>>15847587
>>15847616
>>15847618
>Getting your tongue stuck to her clit while giving her cunny
>Why did you stop, boya?
"Ith thuck"
>You will never warm her up by giving her kisses down there to the point she's 'melting' for you

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>>15847303
That was nice, Kobolds can be strong too!

>> No.15847638

>>15847303

It was different and I enjoyed it. Nice work.

>> No.15847654

>>15847625
>boya

If she called me that my rage would make my tongue burn with the force of a thousand suns. I would give her the best cunny ever seen in the entire history of MGE.

>> No.15847687

>>15847654
God damn Anon.

>> No.15847707

>>15847654
Wot

>> No.15847709

>>15847687
She would only call me dear from there on. And if she called me boya I swear to god, I would make that bitch cum more than the demon lord did in her entire life.

>> No.15847724

>>15847709
>How to Literally Never be Called "Dear" Again
>by Anon

>> No.15847756

>>15847654
Hi boya-anon

>> No.15847762

>>15847756
He's not the only one that hates that shit.

>> No.15847783

>>15847762
What, do you like Onii-chan more?

>> No.15847786

>>15847762
I don't know about you, but I've never heard that shit outside of this thread.

>> No.15847791

>>15847762
But he's the most vocal, while I don't like boya one bit I find his reactions funny.

I mean he posts more than just "I hate that shit"

>> No.15847796

>>15847783
All weebisms are cancer.

>> No.15847808

>>15847756
She wouldn't dare.

>>15847756
It's like degrading in an annoying way. God the fucking rage boner is insane.

>> No.15847825

>>15847786
You haven't played many VNs, read many manga or watched many anime then.

>> No.15847851
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15847851

What if through the weft and weave of fate, you were always destined to meet Atlach-Nacha?

>> No.15847861

I want to be called boya!

I'm a slut for older powerful monster girls! I want them to call me boya!

>> No.15847872

>>15847851
As long as she gives me purpose...

>> No.15847884

>>15847851
I'm gonna have her only call me spider man. If she calls me something else I'm leaving.

>> No.15847891

>>15847861
Me too Anon, me too.

>> No.15847901

>>15847808
How is degrading?

>> No.15847905

>>15847596
They'll wrap you in heated blankets just before the hypothermia gets too unbearable, then remove them and chill you all over again

>> No.15847909

>>15847905
That sounds like hell.

>> No.15847922

>>15847559
Glacies mom, has got it goin' on.

>> No.15847924

>>15847901
I don't know. It's like the haughty girl is making fun out of you, saying how lowly and weak you are, it's almost funny to her.

I like haughty girls, but I like it when deep down they care and love you a lot to the point where they think of you as an equal.

>> No.15847926

>>15847909
Hell would be hot, not cold, and besides you'll lose feeling of your body until the heated blankets come on

>> No.15847928

>>15847559
She has the same body type as the Titania, Demon and Dark Mage.

The best one.

>> No.15847937

>>15847909
Hell froze over.

>> No.15847941

>>15847928
Part of Onee-sabbath?

>> No.15847946

>>15847924
You're looking too much into it. It's just a word used for older women to describe young and inexperienced and maybe naive boys.

Fun fact, boya is the arab word for tomboy

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>>15847928
How about a Demon Dark Mage onee-chan that practices ice elemental magic?

>> No.15847955

>>15847941
Well I don't really see it but we don't have an onee-san kuudere type yet, don't we?

>> No.15847960

>>15847955
Nope. So she's welcome to join them and find a cute little brother.

>> No.15847974

>>15847955
>onee-san kuudere type
Isn't that Titania?

>> No.15847975

>>15847974
>Titania
>Kuudere

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Vote on the next mecha musume: http://www.strawpoll.me/11239462

>> No.15847982

>>15847974
Titania is the overly affectionate type.

Demon is the teasing type

And Dark Mage is possibly the yandere type.

>> No.15847983

>>15847974
Titania's have child-like personalities despite their thick bodies. Keep in mind that that doesn't rule out the existence of kuu Titanias.

>> No.15847988

>>15847975
>>15847983
For some reason I interpreted that as deredere.
Don't ask me how.

>> No.15847993

>>15847625
http://oglaf.com/snowqueen/

>> No.15848001

>>15847979
The overshaded moai statue nose kinda soils the image.

>> No.15848003

>>15847993
Thanks for noticing the reference Anon

>> No.15848004

>>15847979
>Anubis is not an option
Pah.

>> No.15848006

I know, but it just annoys me.

>spoiler
Now I want to call my waifu boya, but it would be too weird and she would call me an Alp.

>> No.15848010

>>15848006
Alp

>> No.15848023

>>15848006
Alp.

>> No.15848030

>>15847926
>>15847937
I dont want to be that guy, but technically the ninth layer of hell, where Satan sits, is completely frozen over. Satan beats his six wings into an icy torrent, while crying an endless stream of tears that freeze everyone who ends up there in a block of ice. The only ones who go to the ninth layer are traitors and betrayers.

>> No.15848038

>>15848030
>while crying an endless stream of tears that freeze everyone who ends up there in a block of ice
No wonder being gay is a sin if Satan is such a massive faggot

>> No.15848049
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>>15848038
Except the entire point of Cocytus was not only to serve as a sort of collective meeting point of the Phlegethon, Acheron, and Styx but also as a complete separation from YHWH. The irony is that while alot of people say that it's all fire and brimstone and eternal torment, the ninth layer to reflect the lack of YHWH's warmth is literally ice and barren.

>> No.15848050

>>15848038
Satan is the ultimate emo. He cries endlessly because he hates himself as much as everything else.

Also according to popular story, he holds Abel in one hand, and Brutus in the other, and just chews on them for eternity.

>> No.15848068

>>15848010
>>15848023
What makes it even weirder is that I have a black dragon, so I'm like Alp².

Please no bully.

>> No.15848138

>>15848003
>There's no real moral to this story.
>...
>Or even a story, to be honest.
>There is a lot of fucking though.
>Perhaps that's enough.

>> No.15848143

>>15848050
He's actually eating Brutus and Cassius, as well as Judas Iscariot but nice try, Anon.

>Satan, holding the betrayed rather than the Betrayer

If you're going to pretend to be a pseudo-intellectual at least do it right.

>> No.15848151

>>15848143
>muh fake facts are better than ur fake facts
whatever man. At least I dont come off as a pretentious fuck.

>> No.15848158

>>15848151
Except it's literally stated in Inferno that Lucifer is eating Brutius and Cassius feet first, with Judas in the central mouth. Maybe if you actually, I don't know, read the fucking Cantos you'd know that.

>> No.15848160

>>15848151
Sorry anon, but he's right. Try not to be retarded.

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Nopperabo are for ________.

>> No.15848171

>>15848151
Get an education.

>> No.15848172

>>15848158
Isn't the Divine Comedy literally fanfiction though?
Pretty sure it's not official biblical canon.

>> No.15848174

>>15848164
Long strolls in the woods looking for shitty drawings on notebook paper.

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>>15848151
Take your consolation prize.

Thankfully most Monster Girls don't care about brains.

>> No.15848183

>>15848172
It is, but when you're quoting elements of widely known historical fanfiction you're obligated to get them right.

>> No.15848196

>>15848172
It actually is, yes. But in the context of Inferno, Lucifer is eating the primary assassins of Julius Ceaser Brutus and Cassius, as well as Judas Iscariot.

The only real biblical canon from a purely Judaic mythological standpoint when it comes to demons is the fact that Samael has four wives, known widely as the Four Sacred Angels of Prostitution.

Lilith, Adam's first wife.

Agrat Bat Malaat, Namaah, and Eisheth Zenunim.

>> No.15848197

>>15848172
First, which version of the Bible. Second, it inspired the modern-day interpretation of Hell. It's considered a great example of what Hell could be like. It's not as much fanfiction as a guy angrily describing how fucking terrible his enemies are gonna pay for booting him out of his home city. Which he never got to return to in life. Or death, if I remember right.

>> No.15848198

>>15848174
Please do not mention outdated memes. Only the freshest of memes are allowed in this thread.

>> No.15848224

>>15848183
>>15848196
I can understand wanting to get the facts right.

>>15848197
I don't fucking know. I can barely remember things I need to know for my college courses let alone how many fucking revisions of the bible there are.
Man I just want to get gang cuddled by smug girls not debate Theology.

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This is a Japanese Mesoamerican suicide goddess.

>> No.15848230

>>15848196
>He is considered in Talmudic texts to be a member of the heavenly host (with often grim and destructive duties). One of Samael's greatest roles in Jewish lore is that of the main archangel of death. He remains one of Yahweh's servants even though he wants men to do evil. As an angel, Samael resides in the seventh heaven, although he is declared to be the chief angel of the fifth heaven, the reason for this being the presence of the throne of glory in the fifth heaven.[5]

So the "Venom of God" has a harem of holy whores.
The Jewish Biblical expanded universe fluffbooks have some crazy shit in them.

>> No.15848233

What monstergirl would get too bitty?

>> No.15848238

>>15848233
ANything Sabbath approved

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Dragons are idols!

>> No.15848240

>>15848230
Well, yeah. There's multiple interpretations about his relationship with Lilith but for the most part the primary reason she fled Eden was because being made from dust like Adam made her not submit during sex.

Adam, being the man, of course believed that it was his sacred right to be on top during sex and child-making and she turned into a demon after cursing YHWH. Where in some versions of the stories she haunted Adam in his dreams, straddling him on top during sex to give birth to her children: The Lilim.

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>>15848227
You are like a little baby.

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>>15848233
Certainly not Vampires, oh no.

They're good girls who know how to control themselves.

>> No.15848275

>>15848272
The idea of my flesh getting pierced on a regular basis gives me the heeby-jeebies.
I don't care if magical scar-proof healing exists, it's still wrong.

>> No.15848276

I don't like the way monster girls look at me.

>> No.15848294

>>15847625
Licking a glacies and having your tongue get stuck!

>> No.15848309

>>15848276
Predatory eyes glinting from the darkness is the best. Glowing eyes like shoggoth and hellhound aren't bad either.

>> No.15848316

>>15848275
I think you'd get over such "Heeby-Jeebies" after your body adjusts to the raw sexual pleasure accompanied by every such bite.

>> No.15848348

>>15848316
I can have "raw sexual pleasure" just fine with a Tanuki, and fluffy tail too.
Vampires are terrifying leeches.

>> No.15848372

>>15847626
Kobolds are man's best friend. And anime has taught us that friendship is the most powerful force in the universe. So kobolds are the strongest when they fight for their man.

>>15847638
Thanks. Just came from the idea of Anon building a pack/harem the old fashioned way, with effort and actually winning the girl over.

>> No.15848375

>>15848233
Vampire, Vampire Mosquito by default. Probably Ghoul also.

>> No.15848470

>>15848233
The wolfus.

>> No.15848479

>>15848245
FFT_Luso.png

>> No.15848485

>Square Enix previews a new mobile game at TGS
>Guardian Codex
>Includes full 3D models of summonable characters
>And many of them are apparently MGs
The Griffon they showed off in the preview looked pretty damn sexy at least.

>> No.15848486

>On vacation with family
>Walking through national park, taking in sights and enjoying weather
>Find myself idly wishing that I could happen upon an elf or mountain lion/jinko cub

Monster girls have ruined me

>> No.15848497

>>15848485
>a new mobile game at TGS
Is this gonna be one of those Gacha shekel draining mobile games?

>> No.15848515

>>15848486
It happens to all of us, just let it sink in and relax.

>> No.15848516

>>15848486
I feel you there anon.

>> No.15848520

>>15848497
Aren't they always?

>> No.15848524

>>15848515
I don't want to because that means I'd have to imagine a situation where I'm scratching a mountain lion jinko cub behind the ears while on a trail

>> No.15848529

>>15848486
I might have had similar thoughts relating to Yokai while I was visiting Japan recently...

Y'know, if I had ever left the inner city.

>> No.15848543

>>15848524
Why wouldn't you want to imagine that?

Just think about how cute it would be to approach the little cub and become her buddy. Then she starts to get friendly and you have to rub behind her ears and her chin while she purrs to the feeling of your hand caressing her soft fur.

>> No.15848552

>>15848485
I haven't followed TGS at all, has DMC 5 been announced yet?

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