/jp/ - Otaku Culture

OP pic.

>>1578625
2chan.net, probably one of the pornier /b/s

goatse

>>1578625

>>1578635
>Pooshlmer

http://nov.2chan.net/b/res/12951733.htm

This thread.

>>1578665

Causality error

Tissue paper + Laptop with internet connection
That's a dangerous combination.

>>1578645
>Pooshlmer

>>1578653

KICKITUPANOTCH

>>1578733

Well at least her naughty bits won't burn.

Danwow infomercial

2girls1cup

>>1578763
Please, no.

>>1578778

Hi, it's Ran with Danwow! You'll be saying wow every time you use this danmaku! It's like a spell card! It's like Reimu's balls! It's like curtain of bullets! Regular danmaku doesn't work against opponents who can graze - this works against those who rarely play danmaku and seasoned pros. This is for not just easy moodo, but even lunatic! Danwow covers 20% more of the area than normal danmaku. Look at this! It just does the work! Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn't miss, doesn't waste a spellcard. You use it, and pick it right back up once things are calmed down again. It is made in Mayohiga, you know the Youkai there always make good stuff. You can reuse it, use it for playing, let your CHEEEENNN use it, use it as fireworks. Professional danmaku players, they use it instead of master sparking. Here's Wriggle...Cirno...Daiyousei...Mistia. Not only is the damage gonna be tops - there's the icicle fall (easy moodo). That is going to miss! See that? The weakest damage. We're gonna do this in real time! Look at this! Give Cirno Danwow, let her go! Without even teaching her how to use it, she really becomes The Strongest! You follow me, cameraguy. Even using her icicle fall (easy) she can defeat Reimu! It acts like a high level spellcard! And look at this - virtually impossible to graze! See what I'm telling ya? Danwow! You'll be saying wow every time!

>>1578783
Am I a bad person if I found this funny?

>>1578783
This guy is the next Bill Mayes.

>>1578798
Yes.