/jp/ - Otaku Culture

At least she isn't a genocidal bitch!!!

>>15737453
That's how I like it. Girls in the limelight get the love they usually deserve, though the runner-up needs some appreciation.

>>15737453
What's that?

I've dethroned the armpit slut miko for the first time in history?

>>15737508
This thread belongs to Koishi now.

>>15737521
Who? What's going on?

>>15737508
>>15737521
Why are you anons posting pictures of white boxes?

Reimu has always been #1

But my favorite Touhou is you Reimu

I love Reimu but she is a replacement for her predecessor and will be replaced when necessary or prudent.

Why did Yukari choose to use a human as a component in a barrier that's supposed to last centuries?

>>15737453
Reimu! what happened to your chin?

How to Make All of /jp/ Hate Reimu and her Fans as a Whole:

*Keep spamming shitposting threads in her name like people have been doing for the past month
*Insult everyones favorite Touhou that isn't Reimu
*Be extremely anti-youkai and make violent threats towards them
*Gush about her constantly like she is some sort of perfect moeblob that has no flaws and ignore canon facts that would suggest otherwise, instead of accept and appreciate her for them

If you followed all these steps, congratulations, you've successfully ruined Reimu and made her fans look like a bunch of shitheads!

>>15737688
stay mad fucko

>>15737688
ZUN you need to calm down.

>>15737688
>*Keep spamming shitposting threads in her name like people have been doing for the past month
>*Gush about her constantly like she is some sort of perfect moeblob that has no flaws and ignore canon facts that would suggest otherwise, instead of accept and appreciate her for them

That sounds like what /jp/ has done to any 2hu character for years.

>>15737688
Jokes on you. I hated her before it was cool. Fuck that lazy overpowered bitch.

>>15737822
yukari_threads.txt

>>15737508
And yet, Reimu returned to her number one spot this year.

>>15737929
One fucking day, Youmu will claim number 1

What now?

Why are protags always topping polls in Japan?

>>15737453
For her fans "two" would be very generous indeed.

>>15738017
At least Reimu's perfect record has been deflowered

>>15737929
Okuu_culture.doc

She is not any different than any other 2hu once you put her in doujins along with horny faceless male anyway.

Why is popularity poll matter so much?

>>15738060
>>15737929
Both of them keep to one thread usually. Reimufags feel the need to make a new fucking thread every single day though.

>>15737508
Yeah and that was totally not rigged at all, at least Koishi is just a fad that gets less popular each year.

>>15738309
And why is it any different than 5 Sanae threads right now or usual 3 Patchy threads?

I don't think /jp/ has problem with them.

>>15738388
Because anything I dont like is shitposting

>>15738321
Why did the Koishi poll thing even happen in the first place?

>>15738388
It fucking should.
Know why I'm not posting about Sanae right now? Because there's five god damn threads and I don't know which one to use and which one's being used by who. So many threads on so narrow a topic kills discussion dead.

The only reason Reimu is #1 is because she is just the most recognized name, like Mario. Everyone knows Mario. Main protagonists of any game or series almost always end up as the most popular. Its not like she has any outstanding qualities that earns her that spot. There are many much more interesting characters.

>>15737508

>>15738388
You do realize mods encourage condensing threads and they delete duplicate threads when they're actually doing their job. right? Theres literally no point in not using an existing character thread, it just shits up the board and kicks other good topics off the board.

Also what >>15739459 said
you end up with several dead threads that shitters just necro off page 10 instead of one active one because nobody fucking knows which thread to use.

>>15739459
I also hate this, I sometime create a thread of my waifu when I see there's no threads of her. Then the thread is active for about a week and then it becomes quite inactive and during this time people create other threads of her and posts there instead of the first thread.

Why is it so hard for people to stay in one thread?

Can we just post Reimoo?

>>15737688
People spamming fortune teller threads crying and whining about Reimu and not understanding the story actually made me like Reimu more, and she was already in my top 10.

I like her because she's a blunt lazy asshole

>>15739554

>>15737508
>armpit slut miko

>find doujin with armpit related tags
>check it out
>one small panel on one page has any interaction with them
>that's it

GUREATO

>>15739590

>>15739469
You can't always beat Usain Bolt in a race. But when you do, at least you can rub it in his face that you've actually managed to beat him once and that fact will never go away.

>>15739462
This

If ZUN had decided to use Sanae as his main character instead of Reimu, Sanae would be topping all the popularity polls for the sheer fact of having a main character status.

>>15739555
>I like her because she's a blunt lazy asshole
I can't even begin to imagine why that would make you like a character.
If you summed up someone like that I'd say they're the last person I'd ever want to meet.

>>15739727
They usually claim "realism."

>>15739712
>If ZUN had decided to use Sanae
>Sanae

Are all Sanae fags this delusional?

>>15739459
Oh, you know all too fucking well why do I create a new Sanae thread instead of entertaining the existing ones with new posts.

>>15739727
Reimu's attitude is supposed to contrast Japanese society in relation to Salarymen are some shit like that.

remove Yokai apologists

>>15739743
It was an example.

When Touhou was first conceived, you could take Yatsuhashi Tsukumo and put her in place of Reimu as the main character. This would've caused Yatsuhashi to skyrocket easily into the Top 10 for having a main character status since the series began.

>>15739712
Luigifags pls go

>>15739743
She's as close to the main character position as one can be without being Reimu or Marisa. And on the fan side, she once scored #2 in a popularity poll and still stays near top 10. Your point?

>>15739727
Shes like a badass cop who gives no shits in the name of justice

like Dirty Harry, John McClane, or George Zimmerman

>>15739757
Luigi please!

>>15739752
That's only partially true. Otherwise, Fubuki would be THE face of Kancolle.

>>15739757
My point is that you are delusional as fuck lmao.

Reimufags are so fucking arrogant. constantly shoving her in peoples face running around arms flailing screaming about how shes the best fucking thing since the invention of the internet and every other girl is just shit in comparison. its beyond obnoxious.

>>15739797
You don't realize I was using Sanae as an example, right? Alright here, I'll use an example that'll make it easier for you swallow. Apparently you get triggered by the word "Sanae" like a feminist does with the word "rape."


If ZUN had decided to use -Insert name here- as his main character instead of Reimu, -Insert name here- would be topping all the popularity polls for the sheer fact of having a main character status.

>>15739469
Marisa stronk

>>15739813
I'm not making fun of your example you dumbo, i'm laughing because you used Sanae, a character that was introduced after seven games in the windows era in it.
Your example only would have worked if another character were introduced since the beggining (or in this case the sixth game in the series).
Also nice buzzwords, you ae totally not a crossie.

>>15739789
Well we won't know unless you took your waifu and went back in time, threatening Zun at gunpoint to use her instead of Reimu when making Highly Responsive to Prayers.

>>15739835
But that's how I got him to use Reimu in the first place

>>15739834
>Implying Ringo won't be in the Top 10 if I took her and her dango back in time and kicked Reimu out of her spot as the main character.

>>15739859
hehehe at first i thought i would have to reply to your argument but now i see you misused the quote function, tough luck buddy

>>15739777
>Fortune teller apologists are the same as Trayvon dindus
kek

>>15739859
wow what a retard

>>15739834
Well if we rewrote history for Clownpiece to be introduced in Highly Responsive to Prayers and become a recurring character in every game, it wouldn't matter whether or not Clownpiece was introduced in LoLK or EoSD, right? Since all previous history would have been overwritten and Clownpiece had always been a "thing."

>>15739862
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/implying-implying-implications

>>15739894

>>15739727
Because Reimu is a fictional character and not a person I'm having dinner with or meeting in real life.

I like her as a flawed character who is the "hero" but is also blunt and doesn't give a shit and reluctantly does her job but does it well. She's like the renegade cop. I find that much more interesting than a typical hero who is trying to be a paragon of virtue. Most games or media make their protags vanilla and boring. Reimu is interesting to me.

Typically in fictional works I enjoy villains much more. For what it's worth I do like some of the "nicer" characters more than Reimu but I think she's cool and ZUN clearly likes her enough to give her character.

>>15739727
It's a fictional character, plus people identify with characters with flaws more easily.
Are you guys always this dumb?

>>15739894
Kill youself out of /jp/

>>15739894
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/who-are-you-quoting

I can't believe this article exists

I feel so violated

>>15739926
Congratulations /jp/, you are now "hip!"

I still laugh at how /jp/ doesn’t understand what greentext means.

If only Touhou was allowed on /a/ or /v/ so I wouldn’t have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using greentext as a way to “quote” someone’s post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in boards like /a/ and /v/. Fuck, /b/ and /sp/ do it right. It’s just /jp/ and /jp/’s lame knockoffs that fail at using greentext.

The true meaning of greentext lies in YOUR POST not in others. It’s ironic, because you think that you’re quoting others while you’re just, in fact, quoting yourself. Yes, greentext can be used when ironically posting a derogatory comment about other posts, but posting while just quoting other posts accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board.

The greentext feature was never meant to serve as quote feature! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose to use greentext with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using greentext to enlarge and enrich their stories instead.

I want to use greentext, yet I almost never do it on /jp/ because people will jump on me thinking I’m quoting their post or something.

>>15739948
>>/jp/thread/7364339
Older than I thought.

>>15739948
It was annoying enough to read it there, there was no reason to post it here.

>>15739959
o...ok

>>15739646
DUDE

>>15739926
Some fags doesn't know about the ´>Be me´ story boards.

I assumed /jp/ would have some insight into the different instances of greentext but this board is as secluded as Japan from the 16th to the 18th century.

that Reimu's chin isnt long enough

>>15739962
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel bad but the whole thing makes me unexplicable angry.

>>15740020
Sakoku was the 17th to 19th.

>>15739926
>"It’s ironic"
this is why

give the miko a donation

>>15740021
Fixed that for you

>>15740049
the cheekiness is almost breeki

>>15740036
Does she accept sperm?

>>15740049
it's just not enough.

>>15740021
I am going into battle. And need only your strongest spellcards.

>>15740053
Is sperm money?

>>15737453
Feelin' the oldies yet, Anon-kun?

>>15740102
you can take it to the bank so yes

Reimu's been having too many cookies

>>15740229
That bottle... I hope it's one of those whisky/vodka containers, imagine licking all that booze off from her~

>>15740259
Looks like a bottle of lube to me.

>>15740281
Only in dreams then.

>>15740056
our scientists have worked for years trying to create the smuggest, cheekiest Reimu possible

This thread lacks miko armpit licking!
We need more armpit licking!

>>15739590
Piss off, Josuke.

>>15740259
calm down there Slavbro

>>15740036
Reimu a chuu chuu!

Would you git gud for your waifu?

>>15737588
>a barrier that's supposed to last centuries
It isn't.

>>15743577
yes
im not Chinese though so I wont have the dedicated autism

>>15743577
I'm trying!

>>15739988
ARMPITS

>>15743577
>spending 6 fucking years of your life to learn to draw a shitty 2hu.

>>15745255
Don't put words in other people's mouth.

>>15743577
post the one of the Ran guy gitting gud in like 12 months

>>15745255
It's a worthy pursuit, since 2hus are the highest form of art

>>15740076
You are not strong enough for my spellcards, youkai miko.

>>15740141
How do I get this filter?

>>15745444
Image editor program called ´GIMP´.
You can get that retro fileter by going to ´Filters/Distorts/Video...´

>>15745521
Thanks, pal.

sleep tight reimu

>>15740229
Serious question:
Do they call brownies cookies in Japan?
Those cookies look nothing like an actual cookie.

>>15737453
would she?

>>15743577

Wow, that actually stirred my numb heart just a bit.