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15674285 No.15674285 [Reply] [Original]

if you could fuck one touhou character whattouhou character would you fuck and why
i would bone mokou because shes cute

>> No.15674292

I am a voluntary celibate.

>> No.15674296
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15674296

I want to fuck her feet.

>> No.15674320

literally any of them
i'm not picky

>> No.15674328

>>15674320
Even Sumireko or Tewi?

Don't you have any self respect?

>> No.15674342

>>15674328
Especially Tewi

>> No.15674374

>>15674328
i'd fuck tewi over any other character

>> No.15674384

Since it's only one then I'd pick Reisen because given the chance I'd make her my girlfriend!

>> No.15674389

>>15674374
why would you fuck tewi when reisen is a character?
i never really understood tewi fans.

>> No.15674399

>>15674342
>hating on loli
wtf

>> No.15674405

>>15674389
tewi is thousands of years old, she likely has more experience than reisen
also, loli

>> No.15674411

Probably Tenshi

>> No.15674491
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15674491

Nue cause she seems like she'd be a very good lay.

>> No.15674510

>>15674285
I thought literal "which 2hu wud u fuc" threads were banned.

>> No.15674660

i would fuck you are mom lol to be honest

>> No.15677362

Rinnosuke

>> No.15677370
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15677370

>>15674285
if i fucked you does that mean i also fucked mokou? i really want to fuck mokou too, but i wont share her with anyone

>> No.15677386

I want to fuck ZUN and turn Touhou into porn game so all your dreams become true.

I'm /jp/ savior.

>> No.15677527 [DELETED] 
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15677527

DELETE THIS THREAD

>> No.15677545

>>15674510
Just the usual surge of activity for Comiket. Things will go back to normal, or at least /jp/ "normal" soon enough.

>> No.15677557

>>15674285
I'd fuck Renko senseless in front of Maribel who has tears running down her eyes from the sight of me NTR'ing her lover

>> No.15678278
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15678278

>>15674285
What are my chances of survival

>> No.15678310

>>15678278
approximately 2%

>> No.15678324

>>15677545
Normal /jp/ has been full of those threads for a long time.
This thread is no different.

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15678335

>>15678310
Will I be able to impregnate her?

>> No.15678343

>>15678335
99.9%

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15678354

Eirin because she is perfect. I hope she isn't infertile.

>> No.15678408

>>15674405
But you can get women with thousands of years worth of men experience from 3-D girls anon.

>> No.15678455
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15678455

>>15674285
I'd marry and bed Yuyuko.
She's kind and playful, very easygoing, and soft.
For some reason, dead characters are always the best in fiction.
I guess they already have the worst behind them.

>> No.15679152

>>15678278
I want to try my luck with Yuuka.
If I can somehow overpower her the sex would be great, I assume being a genocidal madwoman she'd enjoy being semi-raped or something.

>> No.15679157

I want to fuck every single one of you fuckboys. fucking secondaries.

>> No.15679171
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15679171

>>15679157
Now we're talking.

>> No.15679197

>>15679157
then come over here and do it, faggot
i'm ready

>> No.15679202

>>15678278
I got a quote from my bookie Sir Herbert George Welles and he said "A Million To One"

>> No.15688245
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15688245

Breeding sex with the wolves in heat.

>> No.15692694
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15692694

>>15678335
time to.... POLLINATE! Survival Chance?

>> No.15692710
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15692710

Still Awesome 2hu all but forgotten...

>> No.15693019
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15693019

Alice.

She'd make a great mother.

>> No.15693048

I don't want to fug any touhou!

>> No.15693061
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15693061

Because I'm into lolidom and I want to be her fucktoy.

>> No.15693218
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15693218

I want to fuck a bird in heat

>> No.15694561
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15694561

Fuck Tenshi
Marry Mokou

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15697145

Wanna make a bunch of little yamabiko babies.

>> No.15703529 [DELETED] 

>>15674285
You can't fuck cartoons dude.

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15706722

>>15674285
Superior worker bra here.

>> No.15706757
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15706757

>>15692710
She has it better than the other PC-98s, at least people ask for her to be in new games and stuff

>> No.15706796
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15706796

Komachi because she's funny and has a nice bod

>> No.15706984

Minoriko.
A literal fertility goddess? Yes please.

>> No.15707011

Slowly getting Alice to say yes!
When the time comes: Toying with her for hours until she can't ever forget about me!

>> No.15707051

>>15678408
one of them are as cute, as loli or as bunny as Tewi, though

>> No.15707064

>>15707051
I meant "none".
There are no 3D women comparable to Tewi in any way.

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15718137

I want to be young Conan and have a threesome with Kaguya and Mokou.

>> No.15725556
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15725556

Mating pressing the doc!

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15725581

Patchouli. Sensually. Gently.

>> No.15725585

What's the context of this fucking? Can I just fuck her once?

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15735100

>>15725556
Rough sex with someone older than all of humanity, help me Eirin (to get off)

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15736522

>>15725556
This might hurt a little.

>> No.15736561
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15736561

>>15725556
>>15735100
>>15736522
She's MINE! Eirin is mine! You guys can have her when I die.

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15736595

>>15725556
>>15736522
>>15736561
Bon appetít.

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15736638

I don't want to fuck any of them, I want to cuddle them all

>> No.15736651

>>15736595
Joke's on you, my left testicle is underdeveloped.

>> No.15736665

>>15736651
You're the one with a goal of pinning a woman down in a "mating press".
How unimaginative.
I hope that you enjoy settling for being half the man you aspire to become.

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15736682

It would be (a busty) Reimu because she's pure and needs to be defiled and also has at least 6 (six) mouths.

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