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Donate, or die.

>> No.15630058
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Here, I donate this.

>> No.15630082 [DELETED] 

I tried to donate to hillaryforamerica but my mom said not to because she thought trump browncoats would track us down if he won.

She's normally a very intelligent woman, but she's pretty obviously where I get my "paranoid about ridiculous nonsense" streak from.

>> No.15630088
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>>15630048
More like borrow your donations ze!

>> No.15630146
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Then perhaps I'll take one of your kidneys.

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gib mone pls

>> No.15630167
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Does a .36 lodged into your cranium count as a donation?

>> No.15630168

But I want to die.

>> No.15630190

>>15630168
>>15630146

>> No.15630195

>>15630190
You can have both. Take all my organs.

>> No.15630205
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I'll donate some food!

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>>15630048
Gladly, if you'll stroke my dick while making this kind of face. I don't need anything other than that, so I think it's a bargain for you.

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>>15630209
There is no need for a sperm donor

>> No.15630230

>>15630195
You're gonna draw in the youkai with an attitude like that. It's pretty much giving that nasty miko an excuse to go on one of her beloved rampages, slaughtering without discretion for her own hedonistic pleasure!

>> No.15631244

>>15630230
Youkai are SCUM. They need to be put in their place.

>> No.15631266

Sell your body like a working girl and I'll donate to you Reimu.

>> No.15631316

>>15630048
But I do it every day ;_;

>> No.15631367

>>15630048
I better die

>> No.15632753

>>15631266
But her face is scary

>> No.15632840

Reimu prostitution story never.

>> No.15632860

>>15630048
>>15630146
>>15630224
Rayyymu Hakurayyy

>> No.15632875

>>15630048
I am sorely tempted to reply "Does this look like 2005-2006 to you Reimu?" but I thought I'd better err on the side if discretion and withhold that reply for this time.

>> No.15636232

>>15630167
Calm down, McCree

>> No.15636357

>>15630048
Reimu doesn't do anything to humans.

>> No.15636377

Reimu is scarier than most youkai!

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>>15630048
I included a Flan just for you.

>> No.15636397

>>15636377
Reimu is harmless!
She's just frustrated because nobody wants to visit her shrine so she thinks up zany schemes to make a little money so she can survive the winter!

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>>15630048
Sure thing!

>> No.15636884

>>15630048
Intriguing, I might.
∴∵∴(･)　　　(･)∴∵∴
∴∵∴ ○ ∴∵∴
∴∵∴ 三　|　三∴∵∴
∴∵∴ ＿_|＿_ ∴∵∴
∴∵∴ 　=== ∴∵∴

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