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[X] Call her Mommy instead

>>15588997

>Wonderful Shaman of Paradise

That translation is brilliant in how it manages to be 100% incorrect

She's messing with the wrong nigga I'm going to bully her until she knows her place

[X] surrender temporally until I can take advantage of a moment of weakness and lock her in a mating press

[X] Hit her over the head with two coconuts and make a hasty escape to

[X] Run away and mating press Reisen.

>>15588997
Depends on if I can get in on some armpit action.

>>15588997
Does this imply that she's going to take on the male role completely and top me with a strap-on? If so,
[X] surrender yourself to the pleasures that come with being her bitch

>>15588997
She might rape me, but at least I have a daddy, unlike her!

>>15589105
What if she locks YOU in a mating press? Must create a successor for the Hakurei lineage, after all!

>>15588997
[X] scream like a motherfucker until someone comes and save me.

>>15589243
I don't know who would want to get on Reimu's bad side for you.

>>15588997
Will she at least hold my hand during?

[X] GENUFLECT

>>15588997
Surrender, obviously. Can't rape the willing.

>>15589256
sup

>>15589264
She'll have none of that pussy shit.

Will she pick me up and carry-fuck me against the wall?

"POUNDED IN THE HITBOX BY A BITCH WITH A BIGGER HITBOX" by Chuck Tingle, now available on Amazon

I bend over.

>>15589209
I start reading 2hu Western fan fiction until her vagina collapses in on itself like a black hole.

>>15589319
that would just end up in double rape

What is a mating press

>>15589020
This.

>>15590498
The best

>>15589114
Yes, but how did you get the coconuts in the first place?

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>>15589021
>That translation is brilliant in how it manages to be 100% incorrect
Except it's 100% accurate
>楽園の素敵なシャーマン
don't blame translators for ZUN's curious decisions

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>>15590643
I want to enter the wonderful shaman's pleasure garden.

I'll accept it gracefully, as I cannot run away from her in the first place.

>>15588997
I thought I recognized that specific image.

Anyway, the only option is surrender.

>>15590458
isn't your dick in her soon to be black hole?

>>15589020
Wouldn't it require for Reimu to get donations for her to be able to eat enough to be so well fed?

>>15589105
>>15589209
Mating press has its own meta now, it seems. It's an art form.

>>15590480
I don't se how this would be a problem.

How many doujinshi are there of Reimu raping and shoving her huge alpha futa cock in a poor weak and innocent Touhous vag?

>>15589209
Reverse mating press is good too

>>15590790
http://exhentai.org/g/893192/f15cb08b86/
http://exhentai.org/g/638267/70d7b25cff/

>>15588997
Surrender, obviously. Pleasure > Dignity.

>>15588997
Please don't use canon manga image for such thread.

>>15595086
b-but FS Reimu IS alpha as fuck

Little does Reimu know that my ass is haunted by an ass youkai, caused by an incident with a daikon and holy water.

>>15590480
It's not rape if I like it. And definitely I'll love being fucked by Yukari.

This is my first day in /jp/ can someone please explain this "mating press" and other unique memes?

>>15606003
種付けプレス

>>15606003
It's not a meme dudester, it's how you get girls pregnant.

>>15589021
Reimu is pretty close to a Shaman however. In fact; considering her Shrine's god has abandoned her [Thus she has no god to be a Miko of] and she can communicate with spirits; Shaman is arguably more accurate than Miko in her current situation.

Also Miko are pretty much a type of Shaman in the first place.

As for 'Paradise' Gensokyo is often referred to as such.

>>15588997
Play along and then proceed with the ancient school of martial art known as "grab the nearest heavy and/or sharp thing and bash it's head in or stab it's hearth out or in the lack of the aforementioned object use your own hands and aim for the eyes and neck"

>>15588997
Joke's on her, that was the last step in my plan to become youkai.

>>15606003
In the world of Touhou, Youkai are subdued via sex. The mating press is the equivalent of a successful pin in wresting, where the female completely loses to cock.

>>15613202
What if they mating press you?

>>15615048
you become a permanent semen slave.

>>15615154
Is that a bad thing?

>>15588997
What if it's within my dignity to be her bitch.

>>15615165
Not if you're ok with a life that consists of very little other than being violated and treated like an object instead of a person.

I want Reimu to dominate my waifu.

>>15618989
At least I would be useful and have sex. So it's already better the my life now.

It counts

How will she mark me as her territory?
How long is her estrus cycle?
Will she shove her ying-yang up my ying-yang?

>>15623781
>How will she mark me as her territory?
With her scent. She'll make sure to apply it regularly unless you want to get a tattoo or a collar or something like that.
>How long is her estrus cycle?
She's probably pretty pent up, so a long time.
>Will she shove her ying-yang up my ying-yang?
Only if you refuse her, or if she finds it funny.

>>15623925
>With her scent. She'll make sure to apply it regularly unless you want to get a tattoo or a collar or something like that.

Sounds hot. Can I have both, though?

>>15624136
It's not like you can say no.

>>15624153
True, but would she say yes?

>>15623925
>>15624136
>>15624153
>>15624216

Wow guys....grow up

>>15624227
This is a grown-up topic.

>>15624227
I can't help it if I want to be a cute girl's bitch. Especially one that looks at me like that.

>>15624304
Don't you have something better to be doing? Something that isn't making it know how disgusting of a person you are on the internet?

>>15624405
There is nothing wrong about wanting to be raped.

>>15624444
While I agree with the sentiment, rape is such a crass word for it.

>>15624524
Aggressive loving?

>>15624575
That works pretty well. I specifically had 'violated' in mind.

>>15624582
Isn't that the same thing as rape?

>>15624606
Pretty much. I did say my problem was with the word, not the idea.

Does that mean cuddling is out of the question?

>>15624694
There's always cuddling after sex, it's basic stuff.

Reimu will make you an alcoholic!

>>15618989
That's sounds like the life of 2hus

>>15626810
Waaay ahead of her here, mate.

>>15624606
>>15624582
>>15624632
>>15624575
>>15624524
>>15624444
>>15624582
Jesus, why don't you two just play pretend? One of you can be Reimu and the other can be a sinsack.

>>15626992
That's just gay.

I wonder if you could get drunk off of this alcoholic shrine maiden's pee

>>15626992
There's not actually any fun to be had in that, especially one-on-one. Much more pleasant to just fantasize and masturbate to it alone.

>>15627039
Sure there is, it's more personal. They can use your name and everything, and there's actual interaction.

>>15627045
Getting intimate with people is hard, especially if you're a prude, blushing virgin who's that perverted

>>15627353
It's over the internet with text, no need for shyness or restraint.

And there I was, at the ends of Gensokyo, kowtowing before the Hakurei herself. Man, I never felt lower in my life. But I knew, deep down, that I needed her more impossibly more than she needed me. Especially since I got kicked out of the village after mistaking Akyuu for a fat fairy.

"So, you want my fucking protection, eh?" the scarlet faced, sailor-swearing miko said with a caustic scorn drizzling from her words. "Ya gotta lotta nerver waving your sorry little hiney up on this shrine. Can barely afford nutrients myself..." she murmured, motioning to the bottle of sake she was holding. Maybe my timing could have been better...

I begged, with her, pleaded with her! I would do anything to be under her wing!

"Anything?" The miko's scornful look contorted into a bemused concentration, as she racked her mind for anything of use. What was she missing in her life....

Suddenly, a smug smile slithered across her visage. "Say, you know what I *really* need?"

Oh dear. "Sorry, I don't. What do you really need?"

"Ah man, I haven't done this in ages-" she turned to side "-'specially with a man." Oh geeze.

"I need you to [FILL IN THE BLANK]"

>>15627528
Why can't she do it herself?

>>15627528
"eat me out!"

>>15627528
act as my pet and be on four legs naked in the forest as I ravage your anus with my special Hakurei sextoy while I yank on your peg to make you obey my every command.

Reimu is canon sex-loving dominatrix and she's addicted to cocks that she forgot whatever her job is!
Wait no she doesn't have any that's why she is poor!

>>15618989
better than how I am faring actually.

>>15627528
"[impregnate me. Really breed me, okay? I need to give birth to a successor for the Hakurei Shrine after all, and you seem like you have good genetic compatibility with me. So let's make a baby! Let's breed! Impregnate me already! We are most definitely going to mate RIGHT NOW. You're not going to leave this place until you've gotten me pregnant.]"

What followed was a 10 hours reverse mating press in which Reimu kept yelling at you about mating, breeding, and impregnation.

>>15628233
I like this

>>15628233
I really like this ending.

>>15628243
>>15628281
But what if she gets pregnant with your rape-baby? Will you be able to look your daughter in the eye?

>>15628317
[x] Teach Reimu the joys of harapan

>>15628317
Of course!
I look every woman in the eyes to establish dominance

How else would I be able to rape them???

>>15628233
>>15628317
If she was with me, then I would have no problem at all raising my rape baby knowing we could stay together and endure all that could happen
I'd stand by and love both her and my daughter to the greatest potential of that man and woman could have

>>15628233
exactly my fetish

>>15628472
I want to kiss her belly!