/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i wish i was stalked ;__;

I wish i had someone to stalk ;_;

>>1548721
>>1548722

/jp/ in a nutshell, most ronery faggots on the whole internet

I wish she stalked me ;___;

I know I'd be a stalker if I become interested in a member of the opposite sex.
I also know stalkers are creepy and make you feel in danger.
That's why I'm doing everyone a favor by isolating myself.

>>1548727

If she stalked me I would tell her she can stop doing it and come home with me to cuddle if she wants ;_;

I wish I had something good to contribute to this thread ;__;

>>1548739
she doesn't

Oh, and, >>1548726-kun, thanks for summarizing. This is exactly what we needed in our nice thread.

Well, I think that jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I had a stalker once, same gender, it was fucking creepy.

she is always on my desktop, watching me.

>>1548721
>>1548722
This. Either one is fine.

the last time i met someone new i was interested in i found out her internet handle and looked up all the websites she ever posted in.

youd be surprised at what you can find without leaving the house.

>>1548770
Aye, I've been working on cleaning out my entries from Google. You can't find anything compromising by searching on my name anymore.

>>1548757
You disgust me. You should be happy someone was interested enough in you to stalk you. Unless they were fat, that's just gross.

>>1548785
Fuck! I found a picture of me cutting up a pig when I googled my name.

GET OUT OF HERE

goddamn, searching on my name brings up RAGE, some jewelers, and some weird stuff, and a few entries with me.

My name only yields a letter I wrote to free pascal developers about a bug in compiler

I stalk the regulars of this site:

http://www.freshverse.com/tv.php#live

>>1548808
Now I'm gonna reverse-engineer stalk you by reading all the Pascal mailing lists.

searching for my real name yielded nothing related to me. i am way too paranoid to expose myself online.

searching for the nickname i normally used had quite a bunch of other people using the same name, the site i stole it from way back when i was a stupid teenager and some random sites about cats

I was stalked by in the day, not great since most stalkers are ugly.

googling my name brings up two entries about the results of math tests I did 10 years ago in high school, then a whole bunch of German webpages

My name brought up a blog about a family who had a child with the same name as me, and nothing else.

>>1548879
Did he have a better life?

>>1548879
What does it feel like looking at someone with the same name as you and knowing they are better than you in every way?

>>1548888
>>1548897
Bettermind.

>>1548852
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER!

Tempting, but ultimately a terrible idea.
I know a girl... who makes jokes about being a stalker herself. I don't stalk her (or anyone...) but her friend is a shutterbug so I end up with more pics of her from time to time that I look at far too often. :|

But I'm not taking the pathetic route of just staring from "the shadows" - I'm doing what I can to get closer - at a glacier's pace.

That's my only advice... make SOME progress or stalkers would just be beating themselves up inside. Take it slow if needed (probably a lot more tactful) but take it somewhere.

At one point, googling my name revealed that I'd signed a petition at Downing Street's site, protesting against the prohibition of violent porn. Thank you, very much.

Nothing about me when I google my name, as I never gave out my name on the Internet.

TONS of shit from when I was a young moron if I google my old usernames, though. So ashamed...

>>1548945
>Take it slow
Then she leaves for another country and you never see her again in your life.
True story.

>>1549084
Jaded anon has a point. Better to have raped and lost than never to have raped at all.

>>1548986
The kind of girl who would stalk you and enter your name into a search engine would probably just be more excited by that.

It's a pretty good game.

>>1548986
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

>>1549021
Haha, I did this the other day and found a bunch of facepalm-worthy things I said when I was 15. Oh man. None of it is Youtube-quality, but I sure sounded like a little bitch back then.

I stalked a girl in school when I was 15. I had a crush on her so I just wanted to be near her and look at her, so I followed after her in the hallways etc. I never said anything to her. She dropped out eventually (not because of me, I don't think she ever noticed me).

lol, my name gets me 2200 hits on google, all about some guy in the Netherlands :S

I guess that's for the best.

>>1549328
Thankfully all of my past (and current) usernames either register nothing on google or have 100,000+ results to them, with my real name registering zilch. People I knew used their real name when making a facebook so I just stalk their public profile (new picture? Score!) and friend network.

About 5 years back I found an old email in outlook express which had been sent off to the guy behind a Diablo 2 mod. His new version had turned most of my items into duds and well... lets just say I'm fucking glad none of the posts I would've made on boards back then can be traced back to me now.

I don't agree wuth it, as I'm a victim of it from a certain someone of the opposite gender on the internet.

>>1548716
Fair game. Information is power. But I don't believe the "following them around" bullshit, it's just stupid.

Watch unseen. Follow their trail. Record their habits.

Do it right.

Good /jp/, you're looking pretty All Tomorrow's Parties!

>>1549481
And then what?

Stalkers don't just seek knowledge for its own sake. Or so the stories go.

>>1549518
I don't have to give details, but stalking really is only the beginning.

I'm on the run from the party van though.

>>1549466
Do tell

>>1549532

No.

>>1549534
Tell me so I can rate your admirer. Most are weak, emotionally scarred pussies, but a few may actually be dangerous.

Like me.

>>1549534
What the hell.

You can't just leave us hanging like that, you might well have no posted at all.

>>1549543
>>1549544

It's someone on 4chan, it's not serious. But it's just unnerving a little bit. I had a nightmare about it once.

>>1549553
Ahahahahahaha!

Then nothing to worry about then. Most of 'em are harmless.

>>1549555
Ok, tell me about your stalking then. Who have you stalked?

>>1549553
>It's someone on 4chan, it's not serious.
Some clues then, tripfag, namefag or Anonymous?

>>1549553
mail.mail?

>>1549553
Is it that woman you're always pointing out who posts in your threads? You seem to always be happy when she's there.

>>1549558
Just an old fling from my younger days at college. It started simple, and watching was enough, at first. Slowly, but surely, I was able to collect more information about her through my contacts, her close friends, and even the girl herself.

In a few weeks, I had a pretty complete portfolio of the girl. But something unexpected happened.

>>1549553
So it's just some guy trolling you, in other words.

>>1549568
No.

>>1549573
Sounds interesting, what did you find out and what happened?

I'm in first year of college and I kinda stalked this shy chinese girl whos in my last class for like an hour in the library. Felt kinda weird afterwards.

>>1549577
it's not trolling, I know that much.

Anyway enough about that.

>>1549575
One of my friends let it slip that I was collecting information on her. Needless to say, she never spoke to me again. She did, however, start dating my friend.

>>1549580
Collect more information. You'd be surprised how often you'll be disappointed.

>>1549580
Watching a girl for one hour in one location, where the presence of both of you is quite justified, does not count as stalking.

You're all terrible people, or you would be if you weren't all just blowing smoke on the internet. Try to put yourself into the victim's shoes.

>>1549579
Fuck athens, are you insane? There's no one stalking you, just people who recognizes your name.

>>1549599
Stalking is just a derogatory term for pure love.

>>1549600
People recognize her name?

>>1549595

I mean that after class I followed her to the library and stalked her for an entire hour AFTER class.

>>1548716
I wish I had someone to stalk. ;_;

>>1549606
>her

NotThisShitAgain.jpg

>>1549623
You tripfags all look alike.

I'd be hilarious if I or most of /jp/ had a stalker.

I'm not sure how they would find our lives interesting.

>>1549650
As a stalker myself, I'd say that you learn a lot about those you follow. Sadly, most of those chases are abandoned once we discover who they really are.

Real-life fantasies don't exist - trust me on that one. Why do you think I hang around here?

その目だれの目

>>1549650
I stalk a /jp/sie, everyday I wake up expecting something interesting to happen but they just stay in their room all day.

Thanks to the internet search method I found out what the girl I liked had in common with me and had a good way of starting a conversation with her.
We ended up dating for a while and even though it didn't work out we have been good friends for 2 years now.

Following someone around is a lot of work, I don't think I would ever bother (unless I get obsessed, then things can get a little crazy...)

I wish someone would stalk me. Sadly, all they would end up doing is sitting outside my house as I never do anything.

>>1549682
I wonder how many anons waved to their window after doing that.

>>1549982
None. Windows take up valuable poster space.

>>1549682
I wonder how many anons waved to their window after reading that.

>>1549682
Oh god, I bet someone who stalked me would be so fucking bored. I don't even move in my room and the monitor isn't facing the window.

>>1549985
Aw gee. No ninja edits on 4chan :(

>>1549623
It's pretty clear from your writing style you are female or have a very feminine manner. Considering your constant derision of women, it's more likely you actually are female.

>>1550004
I would be extremely surprised if athens was female.

>>1550012
I would be extremely surprised if athens was really being stalked.

>>1550012
Next thing you'll say you'd be surprised to find out that people on /jp/ are virgins.

>>1550025
i wouldn't be surprised if he was being constantly harassed by the same troll but i seriously doubt it's female.

>>1549466
It's that Athens is mai husbandu tripfag?

>>1550062
(´･ω･`)

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>>1550092
We could be friends, you and I.

Have threesomes with athens, yes.

>>1550116
Threesomes with Athens? Athens is a guy. Ewww.

>>1550155
He could just watch, in that case.

>>1550162
As if.

>>1550155

its not gay as long as your balls arent touching.

>>1550185
You are so tsun-tsun, Remi my dear~

>>1550155
>Athens is a guy.
Do you really believe this?

it's a tripfag festival

>>1550200
I'm new to their faggotry but from what I have seen there is no way he is a girl.

>>1550190
Really?

>>1550202
Free beer, too!

>>1550207
Yeah, you're pretty new and stupid.

>>1550208
Yes.

Will stalk for food.

>>1550224
Maybe, but I'm 100% sure I know more about girls than you.

This was such a nice thread too...
can you find another one to fag up instead? :/