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Take a bath WITH your girl!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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>> No.15264909

Water-based lifeforms are olev.

>> No.15264926 [DELETED] 

>>15264896
You know the unofficial thread rules. No new thread until the old one goes Old Yeller Or possibly the Janitor just purges the old thread asap and we can all have a happy, fun time in this thread. Just fun times of talking about monstergirls, avoiding tired old arguments that are literally just headcanon and personal preferences. Where writers and artists can post their works and help newcomers improve their skills and all sorts of speculation to pass the time.

>> No.15264930

My Dragon waifu snores and breaths flame while she sleeps!

>> No.15264940

They're only dangerous if they're armed.
I don't consider them as active threats.

>> No.15264947

I want to fuck a stage 2 alp in front of a large mirror and make her see her own body getting defiled by me!

>> No.15264953

>>15264947
Why the hell should I care?

>> No.15264954

I want the Mofu Mafia to stop sending threatening but mildly lewd letters to my home.

>> No.15264956

>>15264896
what if I did a cannonball into her?

>> No.15264962

>>15264954
at least you aren't getting a centaur in your bed

>> No.15264963

>>15264954
Don't just desire. Act.

>> No.15264990

I want to bring the Elephant girl into the room!

>> No.15264992

OP is a premature ejaculator who could never satisfy a monstergirl like a real man.

>> No.15264994 [DELETED] 

>>15264939
Every time they show up it's obvious when it's them posting. The same entitled bullshit every time.

>Fucks with cadence of thread
>Deletes meta discussion that spawns because of it

Fuck. Off.

>> No.15264998

>>15264990
Not my problem, cuck.

>> No.15265009 [DELETED] 
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15265009

On a completely unrelated note, after all the post deletions there was this posted: >>15264965 which was from a new IP to the thread IE: Not a regular but someone who was in the thread at the bottom of the page at the time.

So you know what this means:

What Monster Girl would you want to nurse you with their massive soft parts and rock you to sleep like a shota? I think Apophis' make great Adults.

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>>15264998
There is no need to be upset. The kitsune kits are here to make your day brighter.

>> No.15265015

>>15265009
Hellhound

>> No.15265023

Should I be worried about that ghoul who keeps trying to suckle my earlobe?

>> No.15265026
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15265026

A cute Alp

>> No.15265028 [DELETED] 

Can't the Janitor just kill the old thread instead of just deleting random posts?

>> No.15265032 [DELETED] 

>>15265009
WHOOPS! There he goes again, folks!

>> No.15265034

>>15265028
Not that again, we went through a few threads ago why axing the threads sucked. It gets rid of them getting archived.

>> No.15265037
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>>15265014
There are 3 little Monkeys, jumping on my bed.

In time, one will fall off and bump her head.

>> No.15265038

>>15265026
That's not an Alp, that's a very femenine boy!

>> No.15265040

>>15265026
I want to feel her spadetail wrap around me.

>> No.15265044

>>15265037
Took 'em to the Doctor
And the Doctor said:
"Calm down monkeys by giving them some head"

>> No.15265046

>>15265037
Time to cuddle that little monkey while telling her not to do such a thing again.

>> No.15265047

>>15265038
Please don't confuse the stage two alps.

>> No.15265051 [DELETED] 

>Janitors are instructed to not reveal their position to others and are to conduct themselves as would be expected of any other user. A breach in confidentiality is grounds for immediate expulsion from the program.
Just email the admin.
>inb4 delete and ban

>> No.15265053

>>15264962
>fuck with the MGC mafia one time too many
>Wake up with a dullahan's head in your bed
>Both of you scream
>This makes you scream even louder

>> No.15265055

>>15265047
What happens if i treat an Alp like a man?

>> No.15265059

>>15265053
This reminds me of The Godfather meets that one vid with the screaming fish.

>> No.15265060
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>> No.15265061

>>15265044
That's not how I remember it going...

>> No.15265062

>>15265055
It makes implications about the setting and upsets the thread.

>> No.15265066

>>15265060
So does that mean I won't be getting a raise?

>> No.15265071

>>15265060
>No bushy tail.

What is the point?

>> No.15265075

>>15265060
Will she die if i take off the leaf?

>> No.15265078
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>>15264896
> Somewhere, a lonely slimegirl is sat all alone in a hot bath
> Daydreaming how nice it would be if she had a cute boy to warm up her water
> Instead her only companion is the immersion heater
Slime is L O E V

>> No.15265080
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15265080

I wish KC would update the Dollarham , especially since he draws armor so well now.

>> No.15265081

>>15265075
Back to >>>/tv/ with you.

>> No.15265082

>>15265075
It would be extremely painful

...and very expensive.

>> No.15265083

So, do you think KC will do a new Monster Girl tomorrow morning?

>> No.15265087

>>15265078
I bet slimes would be great to sleep on like an advanced water bed and if the slime is smart she could whisper into your ear

>> No.15265088

>>15265060
Why must she pretend to be a human?

>>15265066
You'll have to earn it.

>> No.15265092
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15265092

This thread needs more maids.

>> No.15265093

>>15265088
Oh well better get out of her office and back to work to show that I am hard worker

>> No.15265094

Kejourou are love

>> No.15265096
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>>15265078
>>15264896

>slimefag
>cleans without mercy
The kikis are gone. Submit to the shoggs.

>> No.15265099

>>15265096
Would she appreciate headpats like a normal kiki

>> No.15265100

Everyone should have a Kakuen!

>> No.15265101

>>15265094
Truly they don't get enough love. I'd like more apsara stuff, too.

>> No.15265102

>>15265099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4goJID2X9U

>> No.15265103

>>15265100
Kakuen butt should not be underestimated though.

>> No.15265104

>>15265093
You can always do something else to get that raise.

>> No.15265105

>>15265100
'no'

>> No.15265106

>>15265092
Does she have gauntlets with her name.. er.. race on them?
That's fucking adorable and kinda scary.

>> No.15265110

>>15265106
Yes, you don't?

>> No.15265111

>>15265104
Like work overtime, good idea

>> No.15265115

>>15265101
Yeah, Apsara have been sorta forgotten.

>> No.15265116
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>>15265092
>"Mastah!~"

>> No.15265119

>>15265083
I wish

>> No.15265120

>>15265092
>>15265096
>That moment when no maid will have you for being worthless by monster girl standards

>> No.15265124

>>15265116
How can she clean anything with those massive udders?

>> No.15265125

>>15265116
I want to bump up my maids bust!

>> No.15265127

>>15265092
Did the busty Ittan-Momen win Snibakos previous poll, or was it the /fit/ meido Minotaur?

>> No.15265128

>>15265092
I want a kiki to headpat me!

>> No.15265130

>>15265124
Monstergirls with huge tits don't have to deal with back problems.

>> No.15265133
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>>15265115
> Uses milk magic
> Is a titty monster
> Not a single word about lactation in the profile
She deserves to be forgotten so we don't have to dwell on the squandered opportunity

>> No.15265135

>>15265116
Why is that Kikimora breathing so heavily?

>> No.15265137

>>15265133
>Not a single word about lactation in the profile
Yeah, that rubbed me the wrong way.

>> No.15265138
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>>15265055
She does increasingly feminine and monstery things but without the awareness of it since you aren't drawing any attention to it

When she starts getting lewd she'll just justify the addiction to your cock with things like "Friends don't let friends deal with their erections alone" or "just pretend I'm your waifu"

>> No.15265139

>>15265135
Just finished a 3-hour session of vigorous laundry

>> No.15265140

>>15265128
Kikis would be great at headpatting. Just imagine laying in her lap and having her stroke your hair! Or comfort you because you didn't get that promotion at work while you rest your head against her chest!

>>15265133
It's not really squandered when no one would bat an eyebrow if you explain where that milk comes from. They're just really milque toast, I guess.

>>15265135
She is really into cleaning that window.

>> No.15265141

>>15265111
No. She's a hardworking raccoon, and tries her best to keep this company running well. It gets pretty stressful. I'm sure a nice young handsome man can find a way to make her work more enjoyable.

>> No.15265145

>>15265135
Her massive Kiki udders are sensitive.

>> No.15265147

>>15265141
So I take some of the work off her hands to lessen her stress, promotion here I come

>> No.15265151

>>15265139
Oh wow, that sounds like it was rough. She should take a nap while I handle dinner and the dishes.

>>15265140
What window?

>>15265145
Her what?

>> No.15265152

>>15265147
But what else are men good at? Something they can do for nice, but aging monsterladies?

>> No.15265155

>>15265151
>What window?
The one she's cleaning, silly! Can't you see her breathing on it so she can rub out a spot?

>> No.15265160

>>15265152
Better go to her family's reunion so we can talk business outside of the office

>> No.15265161
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15265161

Good Night thread, try not to burn the thread down.

I really wish I had an Elf to Cuddle while I sleep.

>> No.15265163

>>15265155
Not really, I don't see any kind of window.

>> No.15265168

>>15265160
Something men can do to women.

>> No.15265172

>>15265168
Open the door for her, to show that I respect her, perfect idea

>> No.15265183

>>15265161
That's a cute elf.
Looks cuddly too

>> No.15265184

>>15265140
I also want a slightly dominant kiki to love me!

>> No.15265186

>>15265172
Don;t be dense now. You know exactly ho me get raises from monstergirls.

>> No.15265187

>>15265186
>and then anon was raped by a sexually frustrated Tanuki

>> No.15265191

Is there any fanart of the characters from Falling Leaves?

>> No.15265196

>>15265186
By being a hard worker and putting in 110% of your effort into your work, coming in on time, and all in all being a good employee at your work?

>> No.15265197

>>15265184
>slightly dominant kiki
Just suck at life. She'll momdom/rape you until you get your shit together and become a functioning member of society.

>> No.15265199

>>15265096
What is this lazy Shoggoth doing? She needs to get back to work, or master will be angry!

>> No.15265203

>>15265197
>until you get your shit together and become a functioning member of society.
You underestimate my NEET power.

>> No.15265207

>>15265199
Hard to be angry when he's being fucked by a remote shoggoth onahole. It's pretty clear she's busy building a new wing of the house, anyway. Shogs are like that.

>>15265203
I didn't know you wanted to be dommed that hard. RIP your house's dust bunnies and your pelvis.

>> No.15265211
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15265211

Some said tanuki butts?

>> No.15265212

>>15265196
What can men give to monstergirls that they really want? It's not work.

>> No.15265214
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15265214

>Crab is gonna be at the anime expo

On one hand. i'll never have the chance to meet crab, tell him about my shrine and plans for my pit, and get him to draw a picture of Miia for me to frame for my shrine again
On the other hand, i don't want to drive 12 hours to LA, deal with all the weebs even worse, con weebs, and then drive home

Not to mention the gas and ticket money


I honestly don't think i've been more torn over something before

>> No.15265215

>>15265214
Do it man, it's a once in a lifetime chance

>> No.15265216

>>15265211
Titanic tanuki tushes!
That's what I need.

>> No.15265218

>>15265212
Flowers to brighten her day?

>> No.15265222
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15265222

What if Doomguy from H-Doom (you know the Doom monster girl wad) entered the MGE Universe?

>> No.15265225

>>15265214
>drive
>con weebs
Those obstacles are fucking nothing. Don't let that shit stop you from taking this opportunity.

>> No.15265226

>>15265203
Who knows anon, maybe you'll be one of the lucky few to escape the kiki's grasp. Instead she'll become so disgusted with you that she gives up and leaves you to live in your squalor while she goes off to find a man that is worthy of being her master.

>> No.15265228

>>15265214
Like anon said, this is a one in a lifetime chance to meet the man arguably responsible for bringing the love and happiness that is Miaa into your life.

There's no telling if you'll ever have another opportunity like this, don't let it slip through your fingers mate.

>> No.15265231

>>15265211
That's not a Tanuki. It appears to be some sort of pokemon.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:492Shaymin-Land.png

>> No.15265233

>>15265218
Lewder.

>> No.15265234

>>15265222
All of the monstergirls get H'd?

>> No.15265236

>>15265222
Druella turns yandere.

>> No.15265240

>>15265233
Chocolates on valentines day because she never gets any

>> No.15265245

>>15265234
>>15265236
He will be the first man to tame a hellhound.

>> No.15265247

>>15265240
That would be nice, but more carnal then that.

>> No.15265248

>>15265247
A steak dinner?

>> No.15265250

>>15265245
With his bare god damn hands.

>> No.15265251

>>15265247
But that isn't a healthy workplace relationship

>> No.15265252

>>15265248
You'll be eating in a sense.

>> No.15265253

>>15265191
yes. I think.

>> No.15265256

>>15265252
Well yes, eating involves lots of senses.

>> No.15265258

>>15265228
>>15265225
Fuck

you guys are right, my crippling fear and a few hundred dollars is nothing compared to this opportunity

I just hope crab is happy to see me after i show him my stuff and is willing to draw a nice picture for me

and doesn't think i'm a weirdo

>> No.15265262

>>15265250
RIP AND TEAR YOUR CUNTS!

>> No.15265264

>>15265231
>>15265231
Clearly a tanuki trying to jailbait you and leeching money off you via lawsuits by transforming into a school girl in ripped clothes.

>> No.15265265

>>15265258
>and doesn't think i'm a weirdo
To be honest I don't think a guy who spends his time making erotic drawings of half girl/half snake women has any room to look down on someone for being weird.

>> No.15265267

>>15265262
SQUEEZE AND PULL THEIR TITS

>> No.15265270

>>15265256
Not steak you dingus.

>> No.15265273

>>15265270
So a tradition Tanuki cuisine?

>> No.15265275
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>>15265264
Forgot pic.

>> No.15265278

>>15265270
Then do you mean potatoes? Perhaps salad? Oh, I would need wine as well, wouldn't I? I hope I don't make a poor choice.

>>15265265
Even if one doesn't have room to look down on others it doesn't mean they won't. People are like that. That said, Crabman would probably get it.

>> No.15265282

>>15265275
Then all I need to do is impregnate her!
No one will mistake her for a kid if she's pregnant!

>> No.15265288

>>15265270
Dare I hope for ribs?

>> No.15265289

>>15265273
You could say that. It's something they serve to men, and the men love it.

>> No.15265291

>>15265203
She has the high ground.

>> No.15265292

>>15265282

I don't think it works that way anon.

>> No.15265298

>>15265291
But Anon is the chosen NEET.

>> No.15265299

>>15265282
But then they'll just think she's a fat kid.

>> No.15265306

>>15265214
SnekFag, one of the omakes/endpieces actually talks about his con experience and how he's flattered that people love his work, especially foreigners. Take this chance; add something just for you from the master himself to the SnekPit!

>> No.15265307

>>15265292
Please, I know how this works.
I got this.

>>15265299
Please, I know she'll but on pregnancy weight but everyone will she she isn't fat before too long.
I may need to pamper her though so folks don't think ill of me.

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15265323

What happens if you call a Lava Golem a titcow?

>> No.15265329

>>15265323
You almost get smothered by redhot goo tits.

>> No.15265331

>>15265323
She'll let you drink the lava milk

>> No.15265333
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15265333

In the deepest ocean
The bottom of the sea
Your eyes
They turn me

Why should I stay here?
Why should I stay?

I'd be crazy not to follow
Follow where you lead
Your eyes
They turn me

Turn me on to phantoms
I follow to the edge of the earth
And fall off
Everybody leaves
If they get the chance
And this is my chance

I get eaten by the worms
And weird fishes
Picked over by the worms
And weird fishes
Weird fishes
Weird fishes

Yeah I
I'll hit the bottom
Hit the bottom and escape
Escape
And I
I'll hit the bottom
Hit the bottom
Hit the bottom and escape
Escape

>> No.15265334

>>15265323
why do kc's girls always look so unbelievably smug at all times?

>> No.15265336

>>15265334
Because they all know that you don't stand a chance of resisting their wiles.

>> No.15265337

>>15265331
With the consistency and temperature of warm honeyed milk I'd hope.

>> No.15265338

>>15265334
You can't escape their love.

>> No.15265345

>>15265334
They have every goddamn reason to be is why. Think about it.

>> No.15265346

>>15265336
>>15265338
but what if i have a bomb in my chest that blows up if someone else touches my weiner but me?

>> No.15265347

>>15265346
mama obama saves the day

>> No.15265349

>>15265346
Prepare for some aggressive masturbation assistance.

>> No.15265351

>>15265346
Bombs always have an off switch.

>> No.15265354

>>15265346
Death to the infidels, may allah be with you brother.

>> No.15265365

>>15265347
so the bomb becomes a monster and leaves his body?

>> No.15265369

>>15265365
But not before raping him.

>> No.15265373

>>15265365
WHAT IF I'M A MAX LEVEL MONK WITH MAXED OUT STATS WHILE ALSO FIGHTING IN THE NUDE?

WHAT NOW?!

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>> No.15265375

>out with my fellow orderbros fighting the monster menace
>it ain't me starts playing

>> No.15265376

I just finished Falling Leaves and now I'm sad that there will be no more chapters.

>> No.15265380

>>15265374
I'm a pathetic little tail pussy slut.

>> No.15265384

>>15265374
Can I hold her tail while we walk

>> No.15265387

>>15265384
No, but she may well hold your dick using her tail.

>> No.15265421

What do monster girls think of clowns?

>> No.15265424

>>15265421
Funny to rape.

>> No.15265431
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>>15265421

>> No.15265441

>>15265424
honk

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>>15265421
>>15265424
>>15265431
>>15265441
When's KC gonna do some Circus girls? It'd be a cool setting that'd fit in. A succubutt ringmistress who shows off fantastical sex acts in some exhibitionist carnival.

>> No.15265467

>>15265424
>Be clown
>Hired to celebrate a Wurm's 10th birthday
>Everything goes well and most of the children enjoy my show
>Suddenly the Wurm tries to rape one of the boys
>Her dad tells her not to rape him because boys reach puberty later
>She puffs her cheeks and crosses her arms
>Her mother says it's ok to rape the clown
>What?
>Proceed to get raped by a girl 1/3th my age
>Everyone laughs at my misery
>I'm not being paid enough for this

>> No.15265468

>>15265452
>High wire coitus
>swinging bar anal
>A husband that can jump off of a diving board and land cock first in her vagina
That would be as entertaining as it is arousing.

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15265479

I strayed pretty bad from "Completely deadpan at an amusement park" but hopefully this is still alright so far.

Hopefully it'll look better once it's colored.

>> No.15265488

>>15265222
UNF UNF UNF UNF

>> No.15265489

>>15265467
Pfffthahahaha.

>> No.15265499

>>15265467
>tfw every now and then you do a kid's party where the kid's MG mother flirts with you.
>Whispers into your ear about how she can tie your 'balloon' into ANY shape she wants.

>> No.15265506

>>15265479
It looks nice, but it looks more like she's mourning the Ferris wheel than anything else.

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15265513

Anonymoose finally reached Chapter 100:

http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/108225704/Chapter%20100


>Enemy forces try to regroup and retake the Wall
>Encounter the MC's wyvern, then retreat
>Encounter the MC's succubus, get obliterated/ exploded (Yes, the word "kablooey" is used)


>After recovering consciousness from being struck, MC continues fight with Big Guy Miniboss
>Hide-and-seek among the ruins of the room they're fighting in
>[Insert dialogue about Big Guy saying how pathetic MC is and about MC retorting back]
>MC escapes by using a flare that blinds the Big Guy for a moment


>Chase scene
>MC topples a unicorn statue to kill Big Guy: still doesn't kill after being broken and impaled
>Big Guy prepares to strike but is interrupted by Mad Scientist Miniboss
>Insult ensues
>Mad Scientist kills Big Guy by stun gun electrocution (just roll with it)
>Mad Scientist tells MC to go through with the plan



Well... that was a thing.

NEVER WILL THE STORY BE RULED BY WEAK MEN)!
Also, the Mad Scientist basically could have killed MC, but, of course, "muh just observing".

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>>15265479
Places of amusement, fun and laughter must be pretty creepy and scary to a Lich.

She'd much prefer to stay in her dark, underground mausoleum/lab studying and doing magic.

>> No.15265531

>>15265479
She looks like she want to go but is hesitating

I'd grab her by the hand and drag her there

>>15265499
>That one Manticore who always flirts with you despite having a child
>You finally ask her where is the child's father
>"Oh? That's just my little sister."
>From then on her flirting got even more aggressive

>> No.15265576

>>15265515
Correct me if I'm wrong, but liches are humans that stuck their souls in phylacterys and overcame death, right? If so, I don't think that would be a scary experience for them, just one they're detached from. They would know at least in theory and have some small amount of experience about why this "amusement park" is "fun." It'd work a lot like a practicing Mormon at a frat party. Or something. That's probably not a good example.

>> No.15265579

>>15265479
Cute.

>> No.15265590

>>15265506
>>15265531
I wanted to imply a bit that she wanted to ride the Ferris Wheel, so I guess that got through!

I'm not really sure why a Lich would want to ride one though, but I'm sure she'd have her reasons.

>> No.15265591

>>15265479
>"That reminds me, did I remember to feed my wheel skeletons?..."

>> No.15265613

I want a succubus that hates romance

>> No.15265615

>>15265590
She wants to know what it's like to have sex while slowly ascending to a great height!
It's purely scientific!
I just now realized how common "Ferris Wheel Sex" is as a fetish when I think about it.

>>15265591
Ugh...

>> No.15265621
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15265621

Its raining but the sun is in my eyes.
She's trying new ways to fuck with me.

>> No.15265635

Which monstergirl would make the best clown?

>> No.15265645

>>15265635
A Cheshire Cat for sure

>> No.15265647

>>15265645
Clowns need to be funny.

>> No.15265650

>>15265613
I'm not sure what do you mean by that

A Succubus friend to have sex with?
A Succubus who only cares about your semen?
A Succubus who actually loves you but tries her best to avoid any romantic things?

>>15265621
That's what you get for forgetting to visit her shrine

>> No.15265653
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15265653

Unpopular opinions time:
Tanukis are love and I would unironically a Tanuki

>> No.15265660

>>15265653
Chubby alices are best alices, perfect for teasing and cuddling.

>> No.15265661

>>15265653
Literally jews.

>> No.15265671

Go to town faggots.
https://twitter.com/BOOKWALKER_GL/status/733456113887260674

>> No.15265672

>>15265653
"pure" monsters getting fully corrupted like unicorns and Valkyries are the pest part

>> No.15265674
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>>15264954
How would such a letter read? D-Do any writefriends wanna give their take at it?

>> No.15265675

>>15265660
That's not an unpopular opinion.

I normally don't like imoutos, but I'd gladly spoil a tubby Alice. I also want her to be jealous of my onee-san girlfriend.

>> No.15265680

>>15265653
I hate Elves.

>> No.15265691

>>15265653
Dicking the daughteru is fantastic and the ultimate form of love between parent and child.

>> No.15265694
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>>15264954
That's what you get for being such a dirty mofuslut.

>> No.15265695

>>15265675
Yeah but the difference is that I'd do lewd stuff with her.
Although I approve in your imotou taste.

>> No.15265698

>>15265672
I want to experience that moment where a Valkyrie goes dark and starts to call me master

>> No.15265706

>>15265653
Sounding is cool and good. Being able to trust a girl so completely that you let her inside your dick is the best thing in the world. Nuzzling hair insertion reacharound handjobs are my ultimate fetish.

>> No.15265710

>>15265653
I like the threads now more than I did when I first came here more than a year ago.

I'd like them even better if I still wrote.

>> No.15265711

>>15265698
>Dark Valkyrie maid
YES
Make her clean the house and give you baths in her old armor for extra points.

>> No.15265715

>>15265695
Fair point, and I admire your taste.

For me though, the chubby Alice imouto is only for giving sweets, belly rubs, and making the onee-san jealous as the alice gives a smug face.

>> No.15265718

>>15265653
There is nothing wrong with reverse NTR

>> No.15265719

>>15265715
That's nice.
Imotous are meant to be spoiled after all.

>> No.15265729

>>15265653
The thought of forcing little MGs into lewd and embarrassing situations like going out naked in public or degrading themselves for me or even wearing diapers for the aesthetic turn me on a lot.

>> No.15265736

Good night Anons,

Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to properly headpat the manticore loli who keeps coming by.

Sure she's smug but it's a good way of keeping her spirits high because she's secretly twenty-eight and embarrassed about how puberty seems to have given her the finger.

>> No.15265737

>>15265736
Man, it must suck to be her. I bet all her sisters bully her endlessly.

>> No.15265741

>>15265737
They do.
It's subtle bullying because they have her babysit their kids.

>> No.15265744

>>15265513
>100
Well, that's some dedication. Someday I shall push through my eternal lack of concentration and clip thinking issue and get to reading it.

>> No.15265746

>>15265373
The concept of faith itself monsterizes and rapes you.

>> No.15265750
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15265750

Wan!

>> No.15265753

>>15265750
too much fur and weird proportions.

>> No.15265757

>>15265729
That sounds neat.

>> No.15265760

>>15265691
>Implying this is an unpopular opinion
You daughter fuckers are numerous enough to be in good company

>> No.15265765

>>15265750
That's not puffy, that's a bulge.

>> No.15265779

>>15265750
I want her to impregnate my boypussy.

>> No.15265780

>>15265750
That looks like a wolfman with tits, sadly.

Would not bang.

>> No.15265783

>>15265779
You might die from it

>> No.15265784

>>15265750
dude, that looks like she legit has a package

>> No.15265786

>>15265750
Arms are too long and shouldn't hang below pelvis, bulge in and fursuit is fursuit.

>> No.15265793

>>15265698
You have her sword, now you have her heart

>> No.15265799

>>15265750
I wonder how much inspiration she was to Bob?

>> No.15265807

>>15265784
That's because she legit has a package.

I like these games though, sometimes you need monsters that exist to please you and sometimes you need monsters that are just plain murderous assholes.

>> No.15265809

>>15265653
I wish this place produced futa on female content. Not necessarily discussed it in thread or even spoke about it, but just produced it and dropped an imgur or paste every so often.

>> No.15265812

>>15265807
Murderous assholes make for poor porn though. VH is 99% hard M stuff.

>> No.15265813

>>15265809
Whatever suits you, there are enough art produced at a steady rate and quality, just not welcome here, gets in the way of the fantasy.

>> No.15265816

I wanna get paizuri from a rough, rusty cursed sword!

>> No.15265825

>>15265813
I meant specifically monster girl, and I mention this place specifically because outside of Japanese communities I have no idea about, this place provides the best content.

>> No.15265835

>>15265812
I don't know, they're good if you're not actually looking for porn.

I liked that alraune girl's "Hora hora, don't you want to put it inside me? Well, not like you get a choice. Also, my vagina is a blender made out of thorns." attitude.

>> No.15265836

>>15265825
Okay I get your plight now, easy access and quality artists here. But there are alternatives like booru, sankaku, other gallery sites like pixiv, just saying there are alternatives to this place. Still I sympathize with not finding a steady source of quality content for your fetish.

>> No.15265842

>>15265836
It's no big deal. Just an underrepresented sub-category in a long list of fetishes. Still sucks tho, but oh well.

>> No.15265856

>>15265809
There's that one artist who's done a ton of Monster Musume lately.

Sadly his sameface is horrendous.

>> No.15265858

>>15265835
I enjoyed the thornpussy scene because Purane was actually passionate about her sadism, rather than just the generic "pitiful phimotic masochist penis scumbag blah blah". And the way she talked about giving him a "feeling he won't ever forget", and how she's going to start moving now so he won't have to beg her anymore, and then the way she savors the MC's tears and screams of first pain, then pleasure. God that was so good.
I don't really mind the heavily masochistic stuff, I just wish more of it was presented like that instead of those really generic humiliating femdom attitudes. The MC actually enjoying it by the end helped too.

>> No.15265860

>>15265835
>Also, my vagina is a blender made out of thorns.
wat

>> No.15265862

>>15265860
GO HARD OR GO HOME.

PUT IT IN.

>> No.15265865

>>15265862
I select "GO HOME."

>> No.15265866

>>15265856
Aneyasha or whatever? I always thought his stuff was kinda deviant art tier

>> No.15265869

>>15265856
B-but I also have sameface

>> No.15265872

>>15265835
Which game had the better thornpussy, VH3 or VH4?

>> No.15265875

>>15265862
I wish to experience a mild thornpussy by a gentle plant girl.

>> No.15265879

>>15265875
What is your definition of a "mild" thorn pussy?

>> No.15265880

>>15265866
Yes. And what does that even mean? They're all the same. Deviantart, Pixiv, Hentai-Foundry, whatever. Some good, some bad, varied art all around. Actually, scratch that. Some good, a fucking shit ton of bad.

>>15265869
Then you need to git gud. Sameface isn't bad per-se, but if you can only draw one face, it limits both the original and established characters you can draw. With established, some might look good with a given sameface, but many will not. For OCs, if they all have the same exact face, it becomes difficult to tell them apart.

A lot of artists, even professionals, only have a few faces they do, but still, a few is better than one.

>> No.15265883 [SPOILER] 
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15265883

Would you mindbreak a loli anubis who's now under your mercy and make her addicted to your cock or would you go back to her usual strict routine of regular health checking and milking?

>>15265866
From what I heard, Aneyasha's sameface problems started when the artist has to repeatly pump out new commissions in a short time recently.

Personally I still don't think my own stuff has left deviant-art tier either, but I'll keep drawing and attempt to leave regardless.

>> No.15265890

>>15265883
That poor Anubi-
>Yugioh Card Censors
>Gravekeeper Archetype
...what.
I wouldn't mind being bossed around by a loli Anubis.
I'd laugh off her more unreasonable demands with headpats.

>> No.15265891

>>15265879
Something like non-penetrating nubs, I guess. If you had short, sharp thorns it seems like they'd rip your skin apart and be even worse than long thorns that would stay in one place in your flesh.

>> No.15265893

>>15265891
>If you had short, sharp thorns it seems like they'd rip your skin apart
That's exactly what happens in that scene.

>> No.15265894

>>15265883
>spoiler
Of course I would make her a addict to my cock. That way I can teach her what a good girl she is.

>> No.15265896

>>15265880
Deviant art bears to connotations of sanic and pokemon furfaggotry though. When you say something is deviant art tier you're generally implying its bad. Obviously not every single piece of work there is terrible, but that's to stigma the place bears.

>> No.15265897

>>15265890
I'm kinda tired of using the typical "paint it black" censors, so I decided to use those instead.

>> No.15265898

>>15265883
Naw, I'd go back to the normal routine.

>> No.15265901

>>15265891
>>15265893
Or specifically, VH3 had the former variation, while VH4 had the latter.

>> No.15265904

>>15265835
What would you do if you were about to get raped by that alraune?

>> No.15265906

>>15265896
Fair point I suppose. It has been around the longest too, and thus makes the best baseline for any sort of negative connotations.

>> No.15265909

>>15265906
So that's why you can say the place is deviant art tier. The connotations have in a sense detached themselves from the actual website and simply become synonymous with bad

>> No.15265913

>>15265653
She looks so sad

I'm sure she spent weeks making the perfect schedule and that man ignored it and decided it's rape time

The exclamation marks should be lower

>> No.15265920

>>15265891
Hard nubs, or soft nubs?

>> No.15265921
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15265921

Still waiting on that anon's reply, I wanted to conclude this drawing already and move on to new stuff.

>>15265909
Considering all the Sanic, FNAF, narutard, undertool, and shitty photographs and cosplays in DA (and zombie fanboys that go "Amazing work!" on a drawing of sonic the hedgehog wearing diapers and sucking off freddie's mechanic penis), it does already give anyone a general impression that DA is a retard magnet hellhole.

That's not to say that good art in DA is non-existant, nor that pixiv doesn't have its shitty art, it's just that compared to sites like pixiv, the population of mentally-challenged peeps is significantly more vocal.

>>15265913
Has KC ever mentioned his reasons behind giving anubis those exclamation marks around her belly?

>> No.15265925

>>15265920
Hard nubs with good lubrication, I think.

>> No.15265927

>>15265921
>Has KC ever mentioned his reasons behind giving anubis those exclamation marks around her belly?
Yeah they normally aren't there but they appear if the Anubis is spotted by a guard

>> No.15265929

>>15265921
>Has KC ever mentioned his reasons behind giving anubis those exclamation marks around her belly?
Nope.

Maybe it'll get mentioned in the "Making Of" if she ever gets posted to Enty.

>> No.15265931

>>15265925
Wouldn't that still be kinda painful? Or is that the point?

>> No.15265937

>>15265921
They appear when they see a lamia or a raiju

>> No.15265948

>>15265921
I use DA as a way to way "sure you are still struggling to catch up to the level of art like Barb, Latenight, Loen, etc., but you at least are you aren't as bad as literal egotistical twelve year olds with egos more fragile than glass."

>> No.15265949
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>>15265883
sauce?

>> No.15265957

>>15265925
>>15265931
I mean, not agonizing, but it'd definitely be a mix of pain and pleasure, no?

>> No.15265960

>>15265949
Of my drawing? I haven't published them yet.

>> No.15265964

>>15265931
>>15265957
I imagine it as a real dick bully, but not making you scream in pain level.

>> No.15265968

>>15265948
So how would you describe pixiv-tier, hentai-foundry-tier, and patreon-tier? While you're at it, furaffinity-tier

>> No.15265983

>>15265964
"A real dick bully"? How bad/good would that be?
How many of those nubs would there even be inside her pussy?

>> No.15265987

>>15265968
Those aren't tiers because theres no real representative quality for those sites. It's amixed bunch, none of which have given birth to sanic the edgehog.

>> No.15265988

>>15265983
The sort that makes you ahegao within seconds, but you're not sure if it's from the pleasure or the pain.

Dozens? The walls would be almost completely filled with them. You'd have a dozen rubbing at once against your ridge and frenulum with every twist of her squirming tentaclepussy.

>> No.15265995

>>15265872
There is thornpussy in vh4? I only played translated games. I think only 1-3 are translated

>> No.15265997

>>15265883
uncen when?

>> No.15265999

>>15265988
Tentaclepussy? I thought she was supposed to be a plant girl.
That sounds damn good though. How big would these nubs be?

>> No.15266000

>>15265968
I was going to post a big spiel but as it turns out
>>15265987
had the right idea going into this. It's a grab bag, we can argue on which site is better at encouraging higher quality art in the technical department of lighting, coloring, shading, proportions, etc but at that point we're just splitting hairs on x site is superior.

>> No.15266001

Why is Lamia so superior to every other mosnter girl?

>> No.15266007

>>15266001
Funny opinion you have there. Because in my own opinion, the best monster girls are obviously the undead.

>> No.15266009

>>15266001
They're entry level along with kitsune and cat girls. Some people never get past that.

>> No.15266010

>>15265999
Rootpussy or branchpussy sounds a bit weird, doesn't it? You know, I bet those nubs are going to turn into new leaves or flowers when you cum onto them.

Like pussy willow catkins, or maybe a little smaller.

>> No.15266011

>>15266007
Scyllas outclass undeads in every aspect, nothing can beat the tentacles

>> No.15266015

>>15266011
>Undead Scylla
Where is your fucking god now? Undead reign supreme

>> No.15266023

>>15266015
I admit my defeat

Undead Dragon when? Why does KC play with our feelings?

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>>15265960
Where will you be publishing them my good sir?

>> No.15266031

>>15266010
Have you ever heard of big toe pussy

>> No.15266050

>>15266010
About how big would that be? I can't say I've ever seen those in real life.

>> No.15266054

>>15266011
Undeads won't violate your butt, Scyllas will

>> No.15266059

>>15266050
Like a few mm across, I guess.

What if, when she's fertilized herself to full bloom by bullying your dick, she wants to use her flowerpussy on you and it's too mild to get you off?

>> No.15266061

>>15266007
Personally, I'm of the opinion that Dragons are the best group by-and-large. Undead are a close second though, with wolfus in third.
Anubis a best above all generalizations though.

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>>15266059
Well, speaking logically, wouldn't her pussy be covered in these?
That doesn't seem mild at all.

>> No.15266085

>>15266059
>>15266069
Also, would your first time with her involve you gasping and groaning from the pain of her nubs digging into your penis, and her gently embracing you, shushing you, and kind of easing you through it until you begin feeling the pleasure, and then speeding up her movements and gripping onto your dick more tightly with her pussy?

>> No.15266093

>>15266061
Undead are always first because undead isn't a race unto itself but a state of being. Anything can become undead.

>> No.15266113

>>15266069
That's still a soft, fluffy touch in comparison to her hard wooden tentacles that teased you for weeks or months on end.

>>15266085
>would your first time with her involve ...
YES. That's exactly it. She'd kiss and fondle you with her fingers unitl I got hard, and then she'd gently wrap her lewd, slimy, lube-sap-covered branches around your dick and slowly begin to rotate them around your head. No matter how much you squirmed, you couldn't escape her gentle embrace. Slowly you'd get used to the sensation of her branches twisting and she'd start doing it faster and faster, holding her forehead to you, whispering how she can't wait for you to give her more and more flowers.

>> No.15266118

Tell me something you want to do with a dragon

>> No.15266121

>>15266113
So there's branches inside her pussy as well, and not just nubs?
Just what exactly is her pussy like?

>> No.15266122

>>15266118
Have her heat a bath with her breath and get in for wet cuddling with her.

>> No.15266127

>>15266118
Put a collar on her and call her mine

>> No.15266130

>>15266118
Show her a bunch of dragon related stuff and then listen to how she thinks its wrong.

>> No.15266137

>>15266121
The dick bully device (DBD) is a tentacle onahole made out of her branches. That's what has the nubs on them. She doesn't have a "real" pussy at all - at most she'll put her DBD between her roots to mimic a humanoid pussy if she thinks you'll like it better that way. As you cum in the DBD, her nubs get fertilized and bloom into flowers. Eventually all nubs will bloom. and there will no longer be any nubs to bully you with.

When she's in full bloom, she's ready for impregnation and instead of hard nubs her branches have soft, fluffy flowers. She uses her flowering branches to give you a soft fluffjob, and when you cum into the ready flowers, she gets pregnant and produces seeds.

>> No.15266142

What if you had a Nightmare who got off on your fear boners? What if every night oyu have to be mercilessly raped by dream apparitions of the Japanese Cold and Truck-chan?

>> No.15266143

>>15266118
Call her 'Sugarscale'.

>> No.15266144

>>15266137
Ooh, that makes sense.
So how intense would the dick bullying get?
And even after you grow accustomed to it, would the pain of her hard, rough, wooden branches and nubs working your sensitive dick always roughly equal the pleasure of her loving milking?

>> No.15266153

>No new girl today
Guess we're back on a 3 week cycle, 2 weeks did seem a bit short for him considering he still needs to work on the book for comiket.

>> No.15266155

>>15266144
As intense as she thinks you can take it, since we're talking about a loving girl.

Blooming makes her feel blissful, like being cumflated for normal girls. The more she blooms, the harder it hits her. If she went out of control, she'd start rubbing you harder and harder, trying instictively to be made bloom. If your partner wasn't a good, gentle girl, she might mindbreak you with this. A sadistic girl would make herself fully bloom in one session, but the man's sanity would surely not survive the night.

The unbloomed nubs are sensitive, too, and you could conceivably bully them yourself by fingering or sucking on them. She'd feel pleasure, but be unable to bloom without the cum, so you could orgasm deny her by giving her nubs non-dick attention.

If you didn't want to make seeds, you'd have to abstain or wear a condom through her blooming season. After the unfertilized flowers fell away, her branches would be silky smooth until new nubs began to grow in.

>> No.15266162

>>15266155
Oh my. Would she get mad at that kind of orgasm-denying teasing?
>If you didn't want to make seeds, you'd have to abstain or wear a condom through her blooming season
Who would be so cruel.

And did that last part I mentioned seem about accurate?

>> No.15266174

>>15266162
If she'd get mad about teasing would depend on the individual, of course. I think most girls would get both really turned on and really frustrated and go wild on you once they got free.

>Who would be so cruel.
Childhood friends still in school, couples with enough children already, and so on. You can't make seeds when you're still in middle school, right? Although, it would be painfully obvious from the blooming flowers that a willow girl would be having unprotected sex, so shy girls might abstain until a quite high age.

Imagine giving a shy librarian type her first bloom and having to go to her house to convince her to go to school with the flower you gave her.

>And did that last part I mentioned seem about accurate?
You'd never get fully used to the nubs, so you'd always have that hard, painful feeling in there. If it'd be more painful or pleasurable would depend, again, on the girl and your relationship with her. A loving girl with with a weak boy might even give handjobs with the nub just sitting at his opening, ready to soak up the semen when it shoots out. A sadistic rapist would make it so painful that he couldn't enjoy it at all despite all the orgasms.

>> No.15266176

>>15265222
HEADPATS AND CUDDLES!!!

>> No.15266179

>>15266174
Well, we're talking about a gentle one here, no? What would the ratio be there, if she got a bit excited and started working you hard?

>Imagine giving a shy librarian type her first bloom and having to go to her house to convince her to go to school with the flower you gave her.
D'awww.

>> No.15266181

>>15266153
Yep. A chance he just slightly loses on time and will churn her out tomorrow, but otherwise 2.5-3 weeks it is.

>> No.15266184

>>15266179
I think a gentle girl would oscillate between 1/3 painful for normal gentle intercourse, and if you'd teased her nubs while she was on the phone with her mother, for example, she'd go up to 2/3 painful.

>> No.15266200
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15266200

y-your just pretending to like monster abominations.. r-right anon?

>> No.15266201

Kikimoras can't go after you and become your maids if you're homeless!

>> No.15266203

>>15266184
>and if you'd teased her nubs while she was on the phone with her mother, for example, she'd go up to 2/3 painful
...Would you do it?

What if you ended up cumming buckets from the rough treatment, and ended up looking for new ways to tease her and get her a little mad to make her torment you?

How would she make things more or less painful anyway? Just degree of tightness and the kinds of movements? Amount of sap-lube? What would she be doing at 1/3, 2/3 and 100%, for instance?

>> No.15266204

>>15266176
>Loli Imp Girls running away from an enraged Doom Guy, screaming about how he's going to cuddle them.

>> No.15266207

>>15266200
Actually my fetish are tired-looking nerd girls.

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>>15266200
Of course I don't like them, I love them.

>> No.15266214

>>15266029
It'll be on pixiv once I've sorted out some more things with another anon.

>> No.15266217

>>15265375
HAAAAIL TO THE CHIEF (GOD)

>> No.15266227
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>>15266200
Nope!

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>>15266214
Link me to your pixiv page.

>> No.15266230

>>15266227
Would bully.

>> No.15266234

>>15266227
Would she give the worst blowjobs?
Or the best?

>> No.15266236

>>15266229
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=3140998 Here you go.

That reminded me that one of my to-do's involve a Dormouse giving you a footjob. [spoiler[Asleep.

>> No.15266238

>>15265897
I SEE A NIPPLE AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK
NO PORN IN MY BLUE BOARDS, I WANT THEM PAINTED BLACK

>> No.15266251

>>15266203
If she realized you were trying to get her to go harder, she'd probably just switch her gears up for everyday sex. But if you like it rough, why not just tell her? It's because you like the taboo of teasing her and being punished as much as the hard stuff, isn't it...?

As for the roughness, amount of branches, speed, tightness, location. For example:

>>0/3
>Handjob with a nub ready to soak it in.

>>1/3
>Branches slowly sliding across your head, just grazing along the smooth parts like an onahole pumping back and forth.

>>2/3
>Branches wind around your dick like coils and spin across the cross-section with rough-handjob-like pressure.

>3/3
>Coiled branches spin open like buzzsaws, rubbing the nubs across your frenulum, urethral opening and ridge. New coils come in as previous ones unwind to keep the stimulation at maximum for possibly hours on end even through dozens of increasingly painful orgasms.

>> No.15266286

>>15266251
>It's because you like the taboo of teasing her and being punished as much as the hard stuff, isn't it...?
Maybe...

How enjoyable would you personally find each of those "levels"?

...Actually, we've been talking so much about her lewd branch pussy, what would the rest of her body even be like?

>> No.15266316

I went hiking today. Walked for three and a half hours inna woods. Nice and warm and there's no mosquitoes or gnats yet, so you can dress in just shorts and a t-shirt. Everyone should go hiking inna woods, dressed skimpy. Like, totally. Just go deep in there.

>> No.15266320

>>15266316
Remove alraunes.

>> No.15266323

>>15266320
They smell nice though. They're the most sniff-tastic girl.

>> No.15266329

>>15266323
>They're the most sniff-tastic girl.
That'd be a Jinko immediately after her daily workout.

>> No.15266330

>>15266118
I want to rub the bits where her wings attach to her back.

>> No.15266332

>>15266329
You drive a hard bargain.

>> No.15266339 [DELETED] 

The fuck happened with all the deletions earlier? The entire ass-end of last thread got nuked, and it looks like it's carried on into the start of this one.

>> No.15266343

>>15266286
As for hardness, I could probably go up to 2/3 or so. I'd like some softer coiljobs, too, though. Like her holding my dick still with other branches while one teasingly slowly saws along my frenulum.

>what would the rest of her body even be like?
That's a tough one, because the kind of willows that I was originally thinking of are small, thin bushes, but a lot of willow species make big strong trees. This girl would be thin, lanky and flat, like Louise or some other tsunloli. It seems like even the big willows make slender branches, so I imagine all Willow Girls would be on the flat side. Maybe they'd range from lanky to pear-shaped? That's my favorite bodytype, though, so I'm biased here.

>> No.15266344 [DELETED] 

>>15266339
Sometimes janitors let meta discussion slide, other times they don't.

>> No.15266348 [DELETED] 

>>15266344
Ah. What was it this time?

>> No.15266352 [DELETED] 

>>15266348
It was [REDACTED].

>> No.15266354

>>15266343
Would the branches themselves be smooth, or also have a slightly rough texture to them?

And I meant more just, degree of inhuman-ness, which bits of her would be plant like, which would be human like, that sort of thing.

>> No.15266362

>>15266343
>Like her holding my dick still with other branches while one teasingly slowly saws along my frenulum.
Hnnngggg.
What would that feel like?

>> No.15266370

>>15266362
Like plants on your dick, duh

>> No.15266390

>>15266370
And how does that feel?

>> No.15266393

>>15266354
Willow skin is fairly smooth, with just a very weak pattern. She'd be willow-skinned all over, and harder than human skin, but not rough bark or anything.

Her limbs would be bundles of slender branches that braided and intertwined together to form humanoid limbs. When she got lewd, a hand would unravel into a brush of branches that would then assault your pink human dick. Actually, being plantlike enough is a good reason for them to be flat. After all, why even have breasts if you make seeds? They're just useless lumps only there to entice their mates. If they got too big, they'd look creepy with how firm they are and turn potential mates off.

Her torso and head would be humanlike but with a willow skin. Her crotch would be smooth, but if you wanted to roleplay human sex she could wrap branches from her shoulders behind her back to make a branchpussy for you to basically intercrural.

>> No.15266403

>>15266390
Give it a try. There's nothing illegal about rubbing your dick on some nettles.

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>>15264954
Just embrace the mofia, it'll hurt less in the long run.

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>> No.15266414

>>15266200
Sure.

Can we get on with the savage mating now?

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>>15266410
Please don't scream about my daughter's body, mister.

>> No.15266417

>>15266410
I want to clip an Ogre's toenails!

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>>15266410
It's always time for oni tats.

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>>15266416
But her tats are quite fantastic, don't you think?

>>15266417
I...what?

>> No.15266431

>>15266393
That sounds pretty damn interesting.

...So which parts of her would have those impregnatable "nubs" on them?

>> No.15266432

>>15266425
You heard me. Her toenails.

>> No.15266439

>>15266417
And if she has an ingrown?

>> No.15266440 [DELETED] 

>>15266339
>look it up on the archive
>janitor OPjacking the thread early and deleting everything calling it out, then deleting everyone calling him out being a janitor and abusing his powers
How much do they pay him again?

>> No.15266441

>>15266407
How would actual mafiosos react to unexperienced monstergirls trying to play mafia?

>> No.15266449 [DELETED] 

>>15266440
Sans salaires

>> No.15266451

>>15265513
So in other words it's not getting any better?

>> No.15266453

>>15266439
I panic. I've never encountered such a thing.

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>>15266440
He does it for free, folks!

>> No.15266456 [DELETED] 

>>15266440
>OPjacking
The hell does that mean?

>> No.15266461

>>15266431
Her arms. They'd have them all the way from her shoulders down to her fingertips, so during a blooming cycle you'd go from something like handjobs to some very intimate sex acts as your dick got closer and closer to her main body.

So that shy librarian's first flower would look something like a ring or a bracelet, and a girl in full bloom would have full sleeves of fluffy flowers. Once you had a fully bloomed girl that was fuly comfortable with you, you could give her the first blooms of a new cycle anywhere you wanted, drawing patterns into her arms.

>> No.15266465

>>15266461
This sounds wonderful.
>captcha telling me to select flowers
IT MUST BE WRITTEN/DRAWN

>> No.15266474

>>15266461
So she could give you a pleasurably painful milking handjob with those nubs all over her palm and fingers?
>So that shy librarian's first flower would look something like a ring or a bracelet, and a girl in full bloom would have full sleeves of fluffy flowers.
That sounds absolutely gorgeous.

Out of curiosity, would the texture of her branches still be mildly rough enough to hurt slightly on faster movements, or would it be pleasant all the way?

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>> No.15266486

>>15266478
NO!

>> No.15266487 [DELETED] 

>>15266456
It means making new thread too early, depending on board either before bump limit or before the previous thread falls into the archive. People who don't know what they're doing or want to show everyone their OP as a form of pseudo-attentionwhoring are usually the ones who try to do this.

That's why we only make new threads after the previous one dies, so faggots can't start competing on who gets to be the first one to make the new thread and cause chaos by doing it sooner and sooner.

>> No.15266497

>>15266478
Sorry ma'am, I'm afraid I can't do that. We don't even know each other.

Also, there's sonething wrong with your pupils, you should probably see a doctor about that.

>> No.15266504

>>15266478
This has to be a trap, but I'd be desperate enough to accept.
Damned sexy elves.

>> No.15266505

>>15266465
I've got everything saved into willow girl 0.txt, but I'm not sure if I should rework it into a prose story or an espionage report for TARABUL, or maybe both.

>>15266474
She could give either smooth handjobs or nubbed handjobs. The nubs are spaced widely enough and her hands are made of enough branches that she could turn them inside or out as she likes. Usually they'd all be turned in all along her arms - otherwise being on a crowded subway would be like being molested.

Of course, there might be some perverts out there who would turn all the nubs on their upper arm out and wear a long-sleeved shirt to masturbate with unwitting passangers...

The skin itself is too smooth to cause pain. As long as she sapped you enough, she could handjob you as fast and hard as a human girl without any pain, provided the nubs were all facing in.

>> No.15266507

>>15266505
So what would it feel like with all the nubs facing outwards?

>Of course, there might be some perverts out there who would turn all the nubs on their upper arm out and wear a long-sleeved shirt to masturbate with unwitting passangers...

That's lewd. Very lewd.

>> No.15266510

>>15266323
But anon, Alraune aren't mice.

>> No.15266519

>>15266507
Also, could she cum just from giving you a nubbed handjob?

>> No.15266529

How would monstergirls feel about a TV series about a man who lives a lonely life observing other couples go on about their lives expressing their love for each other, who never finds love himself? How would they react if they found out the final episode has him moving out of town alone after being fired from his job and replaced by a happier, more hardworking married man?

>> No.15266530
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I want to do horrible and depraved things to a tentacle all night long.

>> No.15266540

>>15266507
>So what would it feel like with all the nubs facing outwards?
Like a combination of branchpussy and a real handjob. You'd have the movements of a handjob, but the surface and sensations of branchpussy.

>>15266519
Yes. Once she was in bloom, she could even get pregnant from giving you a handjob and letting the cum soak into a flower sticking out of her wrist.

She could make seeds with handjobs, branchjobs, armpitjobs, intercrural with a flower hidden under her butt...

>> No.15266547

>>15266529
Tanukis would change the ending with the "power of love" aka money

>> No.15266550

>>15266530
I want to tie a tentacle up in ridiculous bondage positions that would only be possible with a girl like her.

Just imagine all the possibilities.

>> No.15266556

>>15266540
Would a nubbed handjob fall roughly into the 1/3-2/3 tier depending on her grip and speed?

>> No.15266569

>>15266556
Sounds about right.
>Soft, gentle, fingers-along-the-shaft handjob with kissing
>Hammer-fist pumping you like she's the cops at your door

I don't think she could get into the real rough stuff without opening her hand up.

>> No.15266573

>>15266547
But what if their idea of an ending conflicts with the writer's artistic vision?

>> No.15266575

>>15266530
I would marry a tentacle

>> No.15266583

>>15266573
fuck that shit
Making underwhelming endings is always a bad idea

>> No.15266591

>>15266583
>Underwhelming
>Not Poignant
Sunshinefags

>> No.15266607

>>15266591
At least give him a daughteru and watch them both struggle being poor

>> No.15266614

>>15266569
So what would be your preferred "tier" for branchpussy, out of the four? I think I'd usually go for 1/3 and 0/3 depending on the act, sometimes 2/3 if I feel like teasing her and enjoying her reaction.
3/3 on rare occasions where I'm feeling masochistic.

Also, when cuddling, would she unwind her arms and make her branches wrap and coil all around you?

>> No.15266615

>>15266607
Sure. But its not his, but an orphaned human girl. Who is scared about the strange changes slowly happening to her.

>> No.15266619

>>15266615
Yes we're going in directions

>> No.15266635

>>15266614
Probably 2/3. I'd like her to use all her moves on me, but gently, like that single coil example before.

>would she unwind her arms
Of course. That might be a little dangerous, though, since she's so hard. She might squeeze you too hard. Her cuddles would be best when she's in bloom, since she'd have something to sense how tight she's cuddling you, and also the "blanket" over you would be soft and fluffy.

>> No.15266653

>>15266635
Would a single one of her nubbed branches slowly sawing along your frenulum really qualify as 2/3? Or am I misunderstanding?

>> No.15266658

>>15266653
It's slowly in comparison to the buzzsaw-like speeds at full sado, and the frenulum is also really sensitive. I think it'd be about right.

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>> No.15266667

>>15266662
Best elemental.

>> No.15266671

>>15266662
I wonder if she's kinky enough to like crop rotation?

>> No.15266676

>>15266662
Gnome is the best elemental. Would plant seeds in.

>> No.15266677

>>15266662
>Posting random images at consistent ibtervals and burning through the image limit without even promoting something to discuss

>> No.15266678

>>15266658
True.

Would you still want to experience every level of mingling pain and pleasure she could offer you?

>> No.15266687

>>15266677
I lack imagination, to come up with a prompt of sorts with the image, also sorry, I'll try to restrain myself more

>> No.15266695

>>15266662
http://i.imgur.com/x3e2dC8.png
Nursing mudjobs.

>> No.15266698

>>15266687
>Lack imagination
Inconceivable. You must try harder, Anon. Leanan Sidhe-sensei is counting on you.

>> No.15266699

>>15266678
>every level of mingling pain and pleasure she could offer
What she physically could produce, hell no. She'd mindbreak and traumatize me in an instant if she went full sado. As hard as she was willing to and felt good about doing, absolutely yes. I'd trust a gentle girl like her to watch my face and reactions to ensure that she doesn't go over the line.

>> No.15266706

>>15266671
>Prisoner Fruit in spring, to celebrate the end of winter with a delightfully bright crop
>Wrapping Vegetable in summer, perfect time to be naked and beat the heat
>Intoxication Fruit in autumn, for making wine
>Intimacy Vegetable (Demon Taters) in the winter for hands-off agriculture while you plow your waifu's fields

Sign me on senpai, I'll gladly take up agriculture with that cute Troll that owns the neighbouring stead.

>> No.15266754

Remember to always bop a shark girl in the nose.

>> No.15266758

>>15266754
What if she bites me before I get to do it

>> No.15266764

>>15266754
I'ma bop her on the nose with my dick!

>> No.15266765

>>15266758
Bop her with your feet or your head.

>> No.15266770

>>15266765
What if she meant a kiss instead of a bite but fucked up

>> No.15266772

>>15266754
>Anon bops a shark girl in the nose
>Anon gets raped
I bet you're a shark girl in disguise

>> No.15266778

>>15266754
Will that stop them from bullying me when I try to build sandcastles?

>> No.15266782

>>15266758
you could always call animal control

>> No.15266788

>>15266699
About how painful would 2/3 be anyway, do you think? And how pleasurable?

>> No.15266790

>>15266764
She might take a big sniff. I hope you're ready to have her following your scent.

>>15266770
She'll probably apologize later, but now you'll have to help her train her kissing.

>>15266772
No I'm not. There is no way a computer can work here underwater.

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>>15266671
Because demonland is a boring hugbox where no debilitating diseases/parasites exist, crop rotation would be pointless.

>> No.15266799

>>15266778
Of course!
Sharks become moe when you bop them. Or at least that's what I heard.

>> No.15266819

>>15266799
Oh good, then they'll stop carrying me away from my sandcastles to make me watch them play volleyball.

>> No.15266822

>>15266788
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1052122
Something like this, I think. Only for aficionados, but not "real" torture.

>> No.15266841

>>15266819
Why won't you join them? And after a game maybe you could even go for a swim or rest while eating some tasty food.

>> No.15266864

How can a mindflayer fix an insane man's mind if she doesn't know how our minds work?

>> No.15266865

>>15266841
But they're all scary and they stare at me.

>> No.15266887 [SPOILER] 
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I haven't visited these threads in a while, but I checked the wiki on a whim and saw the Cursed Sword.
Has anyone else noticed the resemblance?

>> No.15266892

>>15266865
That's just your imagination, even if they look scary they are not. Sharks are nice girls that hate seeing someone play alone, so they drag you in.

>> No.15266914

>>15266892
Maybe I should talk to Orca-nee-chan about it.

>> No.15266916

>>15266887
Holy shit that's perfect. I also was thinking that or Nightmare from Soul Calibut.
But I need to ask why hasn't a warrior MG with cursed sword and living armr happened

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Translation when?

>> No.15266937

>>15266925
Moths are shit, butterflies are better

>> No.15266944

>>15266937
Do not talk shit about Moth-chan

>> No.15266947

>>15266916
Probably because most of the time, living armor monsters are giant bulky suits of armor. Can't exactly make those sexy.
You could go for a skimpy fanservice suit of armor and have the whole living armor bit be like a shadowy monster girl that you can see where the armor doesn't cover, but that wouldn't be as easily recognizable as the big hulking metal suit fantasy trope.

>> No.15266952

>>15266937
How can you be so wrong
I don't have the image i want to post, Ya'll know which one I'm talking about

>> No.15266969

>>15266796
I thought crop rotation was to control what nutrients get sucked out of the soil

>> No.15266971

>>15266925
Isn't this the one with the yandere shotacon moth who does confusing time shit?

>> No.15266982

>>15266971
http://exhentai.org/g/934605/fe579f521c/

>> No.15266998

>>15266952
the one with the butterflies being make of glass so they can fly at you and shatter to cut you up?

>> No.15267010

>>15266998
I think, it had small children in it

>> No.15267025

canon shark girls when

>> No.15267027

>>15267010
Yeah, it was the one where the evil cutterfly made the child cry whereas moths make 'em happy. I remember it.

>> No.15267031

>>15267025
Cannon shark girls when?

>> No.15267036

>>15267025
>>15267031
Cannon shark girls when?

>> No.15267043

>>15267025
>>15267031
>>15267036
Cannon shark girls when?

>> No.15267069

Shark girl cannons when?

>> No.15267075

>>15267069
>>15267043
>>15267036
>>15267031
>>15267025
i got a cannon for those shark girls

>> No.15267076

Shark girls operating cannons when?

>> No.15267088
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15267088

I want to massage a Yeti's tummy ticklers and cuddle claws after a long day in the snow

>> No.15267090

>>15267075
Shark girls operating my cannon when?

>> No.15267095

>>15267075
When?

>> No.15267098

Shark girls suggestively sitting on cannons when?

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>>15267031
Did somebody say Cannon Shark Girls?
please tell me somebody gets this dumbass joke

>> No.15267131

>>15267117
You fucked up

>> No.15267215

>>15266822
And how bad do you think 3/3 would get?

>> No.15267220

>>15267215
I haven't been paying attention, but you guys are talking about thorn pussy right? You know those are like nature's knives. Imagine having a twat lined in fish hooks that all pointed inward. You could thrust in, albeit uncomfortably, but enjoy trying to pull back out again.

>> No.15267221

>>15267088
[x] tickle tum-tum

>> No.15267226

>>15265479
Lich Hathorite when?

>> No.15267229

We all know that Cheshires are shitposting memecats, but are there any memes that are too obnoxious for even a Cheshire?

>> No.15267233

>>15267229
Probably not.

>> No.15267237

>>15267229
Snow Halation mashups.

>> No.15267240

>>15267220
No, not thorn pussy.

>> No.15267245

>>15267215
http://exhentai.org/s/58978d6711/418923-16

>> No.15267249

Would DOOM or the old Dooms be banned in a monstergirl world? I mean, you are slaughtering demons in them, and it portrays hell, pentagrams and anything demonic as awful things in need of destruction.

>> No.15267256

>>15267249
The demons you slaughter are not monstergirls, just monsters, so I don't see the problem. Also some monstergirls would probably have doomguy as their husbando.

>> No.15267259

>>15267249
Monsters don't ban things they just "reinterpret" DOOM would have you laying demons and shooting them with cum, with hell, pentagrms and anything demonic as lewd things in need of marrying

>> No.15267264

Country hick monster girls are not sexy!

>> No.15267265

>>15267249
Change the guns to a dick and the cyberdemon for a giant Lilim
And probably on germany

>> No.15267272

>>15267259
>Reinterpret
Just like people reinterpretated ghost busters?

>> No.15267280

>>15267245
Really? You think she'd get that harsh?

>> No.15267282

>>15267272
Not all interpretations are equal for instance I quite like how Hellsing interprets the dracula myth.

>> No.15267283

>>15266677
>Stop occasionally posting monstergirl images

>> No.15267291

>>15267283
ye das rite

>> No.15267296

>>15267259
So basically in a monstergirl world HDoom would be the official Doom?

>> No.15267300

>>15267237
SiIvagunner MGQ mashups when?

>> No.15267313

What happens when you jump over a shark girl

>> No.15267321

>>15267313
You age 10 years in the space of a second. And you don't age well, either.

>> No.15267323

>>15267313
You go over her.

>> No.15267326

>>15267296
Basically

>> No.15267327

>>15267259
It already exist. It's called hdoom

>> No.15267328

>>15267313
Your waifu becomes an obnoxious sidekick who gets forced into every episode for no good reason.

>> No.15267329

>>15267313
your tv show turns to shit

>> No.15267331

>>15267313
Calm down, anon. There's no need to jump the shark here

>> No.15267332

>>15267280
"She" as in our hypothetical good girl, no. The scale is for Willows in general.

>> No.15267333

>>15267256
>Also some monstergirls would probably have doomguy as their husbando.
I can see Salamanders in particular rubbing themselves hard over him. A soldier who can withstand anything you throw at him and can destroy armies of hell's greatest warriors? He's the human equivalent of a goddamn Hellhound.

>> No.15267337

>>15267226
Soon, hopefully, if coloring the Ferris Wheel picture goes well.

Although I don't really know how well I'll pull it off. I'll certainly try though.

>> No.15267338

>>15267313
Nothing good ever comes from jumping the shark. Even if said shark has G cup tits and is a protective tomboy big sister.

>> No.15267339

>>15267332
That "buzzsaw-like spinning" you mentioned, how agonizing would that be?

>> No.15267341

>>15265096
>>15265099
>Give a Shoggoth headpats like you would a Kiki
>Her entire body vibrates with each pat and she lets out a small chirrup like "teke-li-li!"

>> No.15267343

>>15267328
>jump over an angry shark girl who you annoyed while you were at the beach
>come home to your hellhound wife
>"HIYA ANON!"
>your waifu has turned into a red and black repaint of Scrappy Doo
>"PUPPY POWER!"

>> No.15267345

>>15267259
>>15267296
>>15267326
Wouldn't monstergirl Doom have a monstergirl protag? How would it play? Rape every human enemy in the level? Straferunning in circles around Cyberpaladin and evading his magic projectiles? Increased horniness when grabbing a berserker pack?

Rape and breed

>> No.15267349

>>15267339
At full force like that Hartmann doujin. Horafying.

>> No.15267352

>>15267341
Shogs and Kikis should be replaced by robots that don't crave sex

>> No.15267355

>>15267338
Tell me more about this shark. She sounds like my kind of girl.

>> No.15267356
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>>15267337
Marvelous, I look forward to it.

>> No.15267357

>>15267333
Why don't we have any stories of Hellhounds doing badass stuff as Hell wardens and hunters? They could be the one thing keeping the horrors of the underworld locked away from leaking out into the world above.

>> No.15267358

>>15267345
>Wouldn't monstergirl Doom have a monstergirl protag?
No. all mgs can relate to a human fucking monstergirls, not all monstergirls can relate to a specific type of monster running around. Most games would be human boy protag rape baits

>> No.15267363

>>15267343
change it back

>> No.15267367

>>15267356
Why do liches have such kissable toes?

>> No.15267369

>>15267352
robots that don't crave sex should be replaces by shogs

>> No.15267374

>>15267367
I don't know nigga, I'm not a footfag.

>> No.15267375

>>15267369
But robots with Nanomachines

>> No.15267376

>>15267369
Just give robots the ability to feel pleasure and have sex.

>> No.15267380

>>15267349
How would you feel about a normally gentle one losing control during a night where she's feeling particularly passionate, pinning you down and milking you with rough, fast twists, your mouths connected and tongues entwined the whole time, and you just helplessly moaning in pleasure and groaning in pain into her mouth, and her returning some ecstatic moans of her own?

>> No.15267382
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>>15267345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q657rEkgfKs
>Not DOOMGuy protag
>Not Berserker Packs giving him a hard-on like fucking iron
>YOU ARE HUGE, YOU HAVE HUGE HIPS
>RAPE AND BREED
>WOAAAAAAAAAAH HERE IT COMES, HERE COMES THE NIGHT TRAIN
>Not wanting DOOMGuy to fuck his way through Hell and getting so angry that he's able to break through fictional worlds, ending up in the Demon Lord's realm
>Not wanting to see DOOMGuy RIP AND TEAR

>> No.15267383

A little late, but I really like the idea of the branchy willow girl. Interesting features.

Someone should draw her.

>> No.15267384

>>15267382
What about SQUEEZE AND PULL on those titties

>> No.15267393

>>15267383
Weeping Willows are best trees, but a maybe a bit mopey

>> No.15267395
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I'm going to marry this moth.

>> No.15267396

Guys, what should you do if you find out your waifu has a cannibalization fetish?

>> No.15267398

>>15267375
But shogs with Nanomachines

>>15267376
>Just give robots the ability to feel pleasure and have sex.
but shogs already have the ability to feel pleasure and have sex

>> No.15267400

>>15267382
>Ultra Violence
>Not Nightmare

>> No.15267402

>>15267396
Does she want to eat me, or have herself be eaten?

>> No.15267403

>>15267396
Hope that you can some how regenerate

>> No.15267405

>>15267396
One where she eats others or where she gets eaten?

>> No.15267408

>>15267402
Eat you.
And not just oral.

>> No.15267410

>>15267398
I just want a robot to clean up not crave sex, Maybe a Roomba will do better than monster maids

>> No.15267411

>>15267400
>Nightmare
>not Ultra Nightmare
looks like a fuck boi needs to git gud

>> No.15267413

>>15267396
What if she's a Rusalka

>> No.15267414

>>15267396
Don't date a Rusalka.

>> No.15267418

>>15267408
>>15267402
Eating someone from a different species isn't cannibalism.

>> No.15267419
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Six. Paws.

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>>15267396

>> No.15267422

>>15267413
>>15267414
The name sounds familiar, but I can't put my finger on it. Explain?

>> No.15267424

>>15267419
7 tail pussies

>> No.15267426

>>15267411
Gazer pls I know I can play the game on Ultra Nightmare just fine but I also know I will slide climbing the stupid platform parts and leave it midway

>> No.15267427

>>15267418
for the sake of the argument of a monstergirl eating another person, I think you could safely count that as cannibalism.

>> No.15267429

>>15266451
So whats the issue with anonymoose saga?

>> No.15267432
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>>15267422

>> No.15267435

>>15267408
Take some sort of regen potion and incorporate her biting into kinky sex.

>> No.15267437

>>15267427
Cannibalism isn't exclusive to sapient creatures. It's just predation.

>> No.15267439
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15267439

>you will never impregnate an Oni

>> No.15267442

>>15267380
I'd lose myself in the pain and pleasure, ahegao, and lose all sense of time as I continued to fertilize one bud after another. In the morning, I'd awake to find her in full bloom, sleeping contently on top of me. I'd bury my face in her fluff and thank my fortune that someone like her loves me so much.

>> No.15267446

>>15267432
Well thanks Anon, I have the weirdest boner now. Just make one an evil seductress type (like that one villain who always likes stroking their captives' face and nibbling their neck and shit) and I'm totally down for that.
>>15267439
But those are boats.

>> No.15267447

>>15267419
Milky Manticore mammaries.

>> No.15267454

>>15267424
What would a manticore even do with 7 tailpussies?

>> No.15267456

>>15267432

Would a Rusalka at least keep the feeding and the sex separate? Or would I get munched on while we fuck too?

>> No.15267457

>>15267446
I'm pretty sure one is a harbor
a fat ass harbor

>> No.15267459

>>15267454
One dick
One face
Two hands
Two feets

>> No.15267465
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>>15267384
>Be in Hell
>Find Berserker Pack
>Cyber-Demon is yelling at you how she's going to blow you to shit with her rockets
>Activate it, BFD-9000 Get
>Blow this bitch
>YOU ARE HUGE, YOU HAVE HUGE TITS
>SQUEEZE AND PULL YOUR TITS
>She's letting out uncharacteristically girlish moans, saying you're being too rough but you're too busy fondling those massive calcium cannons and tugging at them
>Grab her horns, irrumate her face with your BFD
>Imps and shit are schlicking nearby, but you can't hear them over the wet sound of cock in mouth
>Unleash first torrent, she's gagging and complaining that you let out too much
>BFD still has some ammo left, she's absolutely terrified, tries to run
>WOOOOOOAH HERE IT COMES
>Tackle her like you're a quarterback high on PCP and she has every football ever made
>Go absolutely motherfucking HAM, demolishing her pussy and ass
>Wake up hours later after the Berserker Pack finally wears off
>Cyber-Demon is nearby, her ass in the air and sizzling from a slap that's imprinted on her ass
>Ungodly amounts of semen leaking out of her womanhood in an ivory waterfall
>Her faceplate is cracked and shows you how deep in ahegao she is
THY FLESH CONSUMED

>> No.15267466

>>15267454
>one on dick
>one on each ball
>one on each nipple
>one on face
>one on ass

>> No.15267467

>>15267456
That's up to you I guess.

>> No.15267470

>>15267454
What wouldn't you do with 7 tailpussies is the question here, brother

>> No.15267472

>>15267447
Even better when placed on a shortstack, a tiny, ultra busty manticore.

>> No.15267473

>>15267454
Fuck seven guys at once or fuck one guy septuple.

>> No.15267483

>>15267439
Is that supposed to be Seaport's mom? She seems kind of not happy.

>> No.15267485

>>15267459
>>15267466
I like the way you think.

>> No.15267486

>>15267446
What if she took some bites out of you while she was tenderly riding your dick in bed?

>> No.15267487

>>15267465
>Activating a berserker pack

>> No.15267490

>>15267483
That's her usual face
She looks perpetually pissed off

>> No.15267499

>>15267486
Neck biting is sexy, anon. Having a razor-toothed mermaid bite straight through to your throat during sex would be sexy^5

>> No.15267504

>>15267472
A milky shortstack Manticore that's also brown?
>>15267483
That's Seaport Water Oni. who is essentially like Seaport aside from the outfit, hairstyle, and very irritated looking expression.

>> No.15267523

>>15267504
Yep.
With wide hips and a soft rear to go with that substantial rack of hers.

>> No.15267529

>>15267523
Does she also have mounted laser cannons on her tail above the pussy

>> No.15267530

Manticores suck

>> No.15267533

>>15267530
you suck

>> No.15267538

>>15267529
I...what?

>> No.15267541

>>15267530
There is one sucking me right now

>> No.15267546
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>>15267396
> Like werewolves BECAUSE they're evil alpha predators who nevertheless defend their mate to the death
> Want to help her wash the blood out of her fur after a night hunting the most dangerous prey of all
> Whisper in her ear how she's a killing machine and it gets me horny
> She takes me right there, snarling and bucking her hips furiously against me with blood still smeared on her face

So in answer to your question, if I found out my waifu had a cannibalization fetish I would be singularly unsurprised.

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15267549

>>15267530
Like Vampires?

Also, Manticore/Ghoul hybrid when?

>> No.15267554

>>15267546
Vorefags pls go

>> No.15267557

>>15267549
The Ghoul's design always confused me. Is the red stuff her natural skin coloration, or did she just get finished eating someone's intestines? Also, what are the little white things on her chest and arms? Bone that's poking through the skin?

>> No.15267560

>>15267557
Ghouls don't eat people you mongoloid.

>> No.15267562

>>15267499
What if she took a chunk out of your shoulder right as you're about to cum?

>> No.15267566

>>15267557
It's blood and bone, yes.

>> No.15267567

>>15267562
Neckbiting is my fetish, Anon. What about my throat?

>> No.15267577

I thought I was the only one with a biting fetish.

What about scratching?

>> No.15267578

Anybody have any advice on what kind of house to build if you want to create a haunted house for ghosts to live in?

>> No.15267583

>>15267546
Didn't expect to see her in this thread. ...At least her without tentacles

>> No.15267586

>>15267578
Victorian english house

>> No.15267588

>>15267578
Victorian is the only word you need to know.

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>>15266782
>you could always call animal control

>> No.15267593

>>15267578
don't build, but buy a house with real history

>> No.15267595

>>15267567
Let's assume that she's already taken a bite out of that.
>>15267577
Rusalkas have long claws too...

>> No.15267596

>>15267546
>megurine luka
>werewolf
Heresy
Everyone knows she is an octopus

>> No.15267597

>>15267578
Why does it have to be haunted? Why not just build a normal fucking house? Stereotypes are bad, Anon.

>> No.15267599
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>>15267578
Anything with a Victorian theme.

>> No.15267600

>>15267577
Biting > scratching, but still good taste.

>> No.15267604

>>15267592
I remember that story

Dumbest fucking shit I've ever read, and I don't even like hellhounds

>> No.15267605

>>15267597
Then you get modern ghosts and not refined Victorian ones

>> No.15267609

My shitty story's first draft for its current chapter is practically Anonymoose-tier long, and I still have to write more terribad events like MC and his Dragon partner making copious amounts of short puns around a very small Anubis, MC getting his chin molested by a grape snake with a beard fetish, and a guy who "died" earlier coming back after Khepri cuddle bugging who goes full Femto after the event.
Then there's other shit to do, like alcoholic Dragoon drinking himself into a comaa eveytime he remembers his dead friends and family, cliche villain foreshadowing with some uncliche events sprinkled on top, something the MC fears more than deep water and bugs appearing, and other retarded things.

My ideas make less sense to me than they do to you. I wonder how other writefags come up with their ideas? Do they drink? Do they listen to music? Do they imagine their waifu being real and hug themselves while pretending she's doing it?

>> No.15267614

>>15267577
What kind of scratching? Mild, or leaving bloody chasms in your back?

>> No.15267620

>>15267597
Look man, I lost a bet and had to sleep in a graveyard and had an orgy with a bunch of ghosts. Now I have 999 happy haunts following me around and asking for a place to live. I need someplace nice and roomy that they can all haunt. I want those girls to have a nice life and not to have to star in shitty Eddy Murphy movies.

>> No.15267623

>>15267609
I ask the question "What if?"

>> No.15267624

>>15267604
It was written by an autist with a heavy vendetta against Hellhounds, so much so it brought about the disgust of people that didn't even like/care for Hellhounds.
>>15267609
Oh my.

>> No.15267632

>>15267614
They're all good as long as you bled to death

>> No.15267639

>>15267632
you don't*

>> No.15267642

>>15267605
And? Do you have something against modern ghosts, morta-- I mean, Anon?

>>15267620
>Gambling with ghost girls
You had it coming. Those rascals can phase through your chest to see your cards easily.

>> No.15267651

>>15267642
They have no refine to their spooks just jump scare after jump scare

>> No.15267665

>>15267642
I didn't bet against the ghosts, I was betting against an asshole Wight who thought it would be funny.

>> No.15267681

>>15267624
Probably the same guy that got triggered by headpats.

>> No.15267684

I want to get hunted by an ojou-sama vampire! I want her to break into my house, pin me to a wall and slowly sink her fangs into my neck, while she mocks me!

>> No.15267688

>>15267684
what if her fangs are too dull to puncture your neck, would that kill the mood?

>> No.15267689

Would certain swears take on a worse or more positive connotation in MG land?
i.e. 'Get fucked' might easily be responded with "I intend to" but 'Fuck yourself' might be a grave insult insinuating a mg is unable to find a husband.

>> No.15267694
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>>15267684
I want a vampire to stalk me every night while I sleep until she finalle takes me with her!

>> No.15267695

>>15267432
What would busting a nut inside a Rusalka while she's feasting on your flesh be like?

>> No.15267698

>>15267689
As long as "cock-juggling thundercunt" retains its majesty, who cares.

>> No.15267700

>>15267695
Well the line between pain and pleasure is pretty thin and once you get used to it it would probably feel even better than a normal orgasm.

>> No.15267703

>>15267684
I want to save a rain-soaked exiled ojou-sama vampire and take her into my lonely cottage.

And then become her minion and help her retake her land

>> No.15267706

>>15267698
There isn't a single insult that's more majestic than "banana-wanking pisschugging pussyfart".

>> No.15267710

>>15267689
YOU DOUBLE WURM

>> No.15267711

>>15267604
That story was so fucking bad it made somebody like Sukiru Ikeda or Shoggocks look like literary geniuses.

>> No.15267712

>>15267706
I'm partial to "prostate pilfering shitwizard"

>> No.15267718

>>15267700
Would you?

>> No.15267724

>>15267712
Yes, but have you ever been *called* a prostate-pilfering shitwizard?

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>>15267718
You're talking with the guys who wants to marry with both a Rusalka and a Kumiho

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>>15267698
Is that a good way to net a Thunderbird and Raiju waifu?

>> No.15267729

>>15267688
I'll laugh at her, and then she'll slap me and pout!

>> No.15267730

>>15267726
guy*

>> No.15267731

>>15267711
Shut up, shoggocks.

>> No.15267732

>>15267728
Build a Tesla coil

>> No.15267735

>>15267341
I'd give her le headpats, with my penis.

>> No.15267736

>>15267731
He's not wrong

>> No.15267752

>>15267623
Nwhat if
I personally don't like doing that as it doesn't mesh well with me. Also a bit Alpy.
>what if I wrote about a mute siren who gestures because she can't talk?
>what if I wrote about two of my characters doing MGR badass stunts that make the MC look like an underleveled fighter who spent his skill points on 100% critical rate instead of skills?
>what if I made the MC have a BSoD after being captured by bee girls, and later burning the local area to the ground after coming to?
>What if the party ran across a loli ushi oni, echidna, and kikimorra, and made them dress up as knights and wizards?
See? Doesn't work. How well does it go for you?

>> No.15267753

>>15267726
Would you prefer the lovemaking and feeding to be kept separate though?

>> No.15267760

>>15267753
Eh, once the thing starts to get too passionate I don't think I have a choice. It's like when a spider girl starts to scratch your back from how good sex is feeling.

>> No.15267762

>>15267760
But if you did have the choice, what would you go for?

>> No.15267763
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>I will never get to ravage plump Scylla booty

>> No.15267767
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>>15267694
Are you saying that you'd let yourself be abducted by a vampire princess so she can use you as her personal bloodbag? What's wrong with you anon?

>>15267703
I want to tell her to forget about all that stuff and live a simple and easy life with me!

>> No.15267770

I need some fruit juice
gonna get a gnome to grow a tree

>> No.15267775

>>15267762
I wouldn't mind some small bites here and there, but if they want to eat half my torso I'd rather keep it separated.

>> No.15267779

>>15267763
What about eating the Scylla booty?

>> No.15267783

>>15267599
>getting a house full of loligoth ghosts
Absolutely cute.

>> No.15267785

Would vampires care about my rare blood type?

>> No.15267787

>>15267770
why not just go to the store?

>> No.15267788

>>15267783
VICTORIAN loli goth ghosts.
All those proper tea parties and frilly dresses.
Tugs at my heart strings.

>> No.15267790

>>15267779
I'd eat her out Nightflower style.

>> No.15267792

>>15267785
>rare blood type
what is consider rare and would vampire mgs have different taste for different types?

>> No.15267793

>>15267785
Only the fancy ones who can pick up on tiny subtleties in blood taste.

>> No.15267794

I need more hellhound art.

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>>15267767
>What's wrong with you anon?
There's nothing wrong with that, and if there is I don't want to be right.

>> No.15267799

>>15267788
>half of them are chuunis
>the other half accuse each other of being itas all the time
>the tea parties are passive-aggressive bitchfests

>> No.15267804

>>15267785
I hope you are ready to fight a whole group of them.

>> No.15267806

>>15267792
Well my blood type is 1% in white Americans so it is rare
>>15267793
So wine tasting blood style with a bunch of haughty vampires?

>> No.15267807

>>15267728
Always nice to see more art of these two

>> No.15267811
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>>15267788
I hope there's a token oppai loli.

>> No.15267813

>>15267799
That's when you give them sweets and tell them to play nice.

Then you go and clean the pool while shirtless.

>> No.15267819

>>15267811
I'm sure there would be.
She'd 'ohohoho' the loudest of them.

>> No.15267821

>>15267770
HA!
Im sitting hear with a glass of OJ
no spirit needed

>> No.15267822

>>15267799
>They all make you watch Black Butler with you every day

>> No.15267823

>>15267785
You would probably get repeatedly kidnapped by several different and powerful vampires.

>> No.15267831

>>15267798
But anon, she'll keep you in a dark basement, only taking you out what she wants to drink from you, or wants to ride you! That's a fate worse than death!

>> No.15267838

>>15267785
No but her old timey mother would, Why don't you go out and get yourself a good b type boy why go for the rare ones who are all flash

>> No.15267839

>>15267763
Six-time consecutive "Best Rear o' the Year" winner.

>> No.15267840

>>15267813
You'll have to wash the floors, too, they're gonna be all covered in ectoplasm after that!

>> No.15267841
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Lets not forget that even the modern, homely vamps are olev

>> No.15267843

>>15267831
Really? To me it just sounds like his everyday life, just with more sex.

>> No.15267849

Post underrated monsters

>> No.15267853

>>15267840
Yep.
Oddly enough it's always the worst after you clean the pool.

The ghost lolis try and avoid your gaze too when you're washing the floors.

You'd also swear that they are blushing.

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>>15267849

>> No.15267867

>>15266236
>spoiler
Followed.

>> No.15267871

>>15266236
But Dormice have weird tiny mouse feet.

>> No.15267874

>>15267819
I bet she'd jiggle like a bowl of jello.

>> No.15267875

>>15267432
Someone post the rest of these?

>> No.15267876
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>>15267849

>> No.15267882

>>15267876
>>15267876
is that chair comfy?

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15267883

>>15265101

Yeah. I should get some more commissions going. I don't have anything new to share with the commissions I have currently.

>> No.15267886
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>>15267849

>> No.15267888

>>15267849
Yukionna.
Lava Golem.

>> No.15267892

>>15267876
Fat desert loser. I'm not the snake but I'd definitely prefer her.

>> No.15267893
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>>15267849

>> No.15267894
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>>15267849

>> No.15267897

>>15267883
That's a thick Kej.

>> No.15267898

>>15267888
now have them hug

>> No.15267900

>>15267876
I really hope that she keeps the snake out of the lewd.

>> No.15267901

>>15267843
But anon, she'll chain you up with allo her other prisoners!

>>15267841
That's not how a proper lady should act, she's a disgrace to her lineage!

>> No.15267903

>>15267831
>Not making a butler out of your personal bloodbag

Inefficient.

>> No.15267907

>>15267894
Japan's imagination when it comes to Chimera lewds will never cease to surprise me

>> No.15267911
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>>15267849
Join the demon cult! It's safe here.

>> No.15267915

>>15267901
>That's not how a proper lady should act, she's a disgrace to her lineage!
You eem muff miffed.

>> No.15267917

>>15267900
bondage fear boner

>> No.15267922

>>15267907
Elaborate

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>>15267897

Yup

>> No.15267933

>>15267922
They really seem to like her arms, and the differing sensations of the fur and scales.
The obvious usage of multiple personalities.
Tailjobs. Tail-blowjobs. Tail up the butt.
Armpit sex with your tip rubbing against her goat-head's fur.
Changing her erogenous zones depending on the personality in control.

>> No.15267937

>>15267915
Vampire should be dignified and ladylike, and shouldn't be "cuddling" with commoners!

>> No.15267942

What if the Demon Lord and Chief God were fused into one being?

>> No.15267947

>>15267911
How does one join the demon cult?

>> No.15267951

Which monster girls have the fluffiest pubes?

>> No.15267952

>>15267937
>Commoners
How dare you suggest that the man a vampire falls for is anything but a lord, or do you seek to insult her taste, too?

>> No.15267954

>>15267951
Yeti?

>> No.15267957

>>15267894
Head-pauldrons are dumb. Wasted design opportunity

>> No.15267960

>>15267951
Harpies

>> No.15267961

>>15267951
Jubjub

>> No.15267962

>>15267951
Harpy or weresheep

>> No.15267963

>>15267951
Tanukis and Harpies.

>> No.15267966

>>15267951
Mousegirls

>> No.15267967

>>15267957
Those aren't pauldrons.

>> No.15267968

>>15267942
world peace

>> No.15267971

I want to convince a wurm that massaging her breasts and butt will make them bigger! And then offer my services as a masseuse.

>> No.15267974

>>15267957
Agreed, they should've been drawn as armor bits.

>> No.15267977

>>15267731
Not him but those are literally the two worst writers on TFT

>> No.15267978

>>15267947
This city's demon cult is hidden in the poor district. They get most of their followers from the poor and desperate. So look like a beggar and you might get approached.

>> No.15267979

>>15267971
what if they make them smaller and that is your secret super power

>> No.15267981

>>15267974
Her arms should have been smaller and more proportionate to the rest of her body as well. And her tail shouldn't have had a snake head.

>> No.15267982

>>15267952
He is dressed far too casually for a lord, and she is too!

>> No.15267983

>>15267967
Exactly.

I'd be OK with multi-heads if it wasn't giant animal heads.

>> No.15267990

>>15267979
I'd unhappily go get hired by the Sabbath, I guess. Or kill myself.

>> No.15267991

>>15267982
You dare suggest that the attire a lord and lady chose within the privacy of their own homes is up to your scrutiny? Insolence.

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>>15267981
>Her arms should have been smaller and more proportionate to the rest of her body as well.
Artists already proportion the MGE girls paws to their liking, so I don't mind.

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>>15267875

>> No.15267997

>>15267993
Those look so much better than the regular Jinko's.
Fuck sometimes I wish MGE was done by literally anyone but KC.

>> No.15268001

>>15267990
but on flat chests it makes them bigger

>> No.15268005

>>15267978
>They get most of their followers from the poor and desperate.
So the demon cult is Bernie Sanders?

>> No.15268010

>>15267995
thanks. all that's missing is parasite wasp..

>> No.15268013

>>15268001
Lore maybe but as far as im concerned the art is fine

>> No.15268014

>>15268001
They would immediately stop being flat chests and thus they would shrink again. What kind of fucking hell are you trying to condemn me to dude?

>> No.15268015

>>15267995
I'd totally fuck Krampus and/or Rusalka.
My masochism is showing.

>> No.15268016

>>15268005
Or christianity

Also don't tell the witch hunter.

>> No.15268018

>>15267997
I never really minded the fuckhuge paws anyways.

>> No.15268023

>>15268015
That one Krampus story gave me a shameful boner.

>> No.15268030

>>15267993
Meh, I much more prefer huge paws . Looks cuter

>> No.15268032

>>15267981
>>15267997
Fuck you, the big paws are great.

>> No.15268035

>>15268016
>Or christianity
>Implying I'm a poorfag that's desperate on the same level as bern victims
Say that to my face not online

>> No.15268039

>>15268035
Christianity, as in traditionally.

>> No.15268040

>>15268023
Gonna have to give me a link to that one, Anon. Doesn't ring a bell.
Also I know there's that one big huge story with the Rusalka, but are there any shorter oneshots with them?

>> No.15268041

>>15268014
Exactly you give them opposite of the breasts they want

>> No.15268042

>>15268023
>Implying there's an actual Krampus story worth mentioning

>> No.15268044

>>15268015
What do you think lovemaking with a Rusalka would be like?

>> No.15268045

>>15268040
http://pastebin.com/3vwZSs7W

>> No.15268050

>>15267763
When you ravage expect to be ravaged in return.

>> No.15268055

>>15268040
>but are there any shorter oneshots with them?
This is a good question, has any one written them?

>> No.15268061

>>15268044
In a nutshell: Kinky and messy.

>> No.15268067

>>15268055
I don't think anyone particularly wants to write weird vore sex.

>> No.15268074

>>15268061
It would be extremely painful.

>> No.15268084
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So, which monstergirls would satisfy the oppai loli needs?

>> No.15268089

>>15267911
NO

I MUST KILL THE DEMONS

>> No.15268091

>>15268074
For me?

>> No.15268099

>>15268089
NO

YOU MUST LOVE THE DEMONS

>> No.15268100

>>15268089
No, John. You are the demons

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>>15268100

>> No.15268109

>>15268084
Slimes.

>> No.15268113

>>15268084
Hobgoblin

>> No.15268117

Translatorfag, please!

 コンセプトは【ヴァンパイアのアレンジ】【男装の麗人(的な雰囲気)】【スレンダー】

 今回はヴァンパイアがインキュバスになる前の男性と子作りした時に産まれる突然変異種、「ダンピール」です。
 元ネタでは人と吸血鬼の混血がダンピールですが、魔物娘図鑑の世界では、
基本的に人間と魔物の子供は魔物(ヴァンパイア)となるルールがあるので、
インキュバス化する前の男性との子供、という条件がついています。
 原典では不死の存在であるヴァンパイアを殺す能力を持ち、ヴァンパイアハンターとして知られる彼女達ですが、
図鑑世界でも吸血鬼特攻(性的な意味で)を持っており、
貴族たるプライドが高くツンデレで好きな男をいじめちゃったりする吸血鬼を退治し、
調教してデレデレ吸血鬼に変えてしまう、という能力を持つ事になりました。

 デザインはヴァンパイアと同じ装飾を使いつつ、ヴァンパイアハンターのイメージで、
レイピアを使う軽剣士のイメージで描きました。
 アイデアスケッチでは帽子がありませんが、既にヴァンパイアのイメージがあったため、概ね完成品に近い感じになっています。

 前述の通り、基本的に装飾はヴァンパイアと共通で、光沢のある黒い服に、赤で縁取りを付けています。 
 赤い広がる様な装飾は、血液と花のイメージです。

 コンセプトに「男装の麗人」と書きましたが、あくまで"それっぽく"なので、おっぱいが主張していたり、お腹の露出が多いのはご愛敬、
ヴァンパイアハンターの剣士という事で、それっぽい帽子を被せ、マントは動きやすく、太股を目立たせるために短めに。
 おっぱいは赤い装飾で挟む事により強調! 
個人的に大好きなホットパンツは、同じ様に赤で挟み、腰を覆う事で、中央のお腹とヘソや股下の露出を引き立てる意図があります。

 レイピアはラフの状態だと固まっていなかったのですが、彼女達もやはり魔物だという事で、
悪魔の翼と尻尾をイメージした鍔のデザインとなりました。

 といった感じで、今回もいろいろと意図が込められていますが、
一番は、「男装(風)クーデレ最高!」という想いで描かれています!

>> No.15268119

>>15268084
Jubjub
Hobgoblin
Wight
Manticore
Living Doll
Holstaur

>> No.15268122

So we know about the Monster Girls who appear at your typical tropical beach locations (mermaids, scylla, etc). But what kind of girls live in less-frequented beaches, like in the Northeastern United States? Nothing Lovecraft-tier, just an average beach without all the flora and fauna of places like the Caribbean.

>> No.15268132

>>15268122
Leeches
They suck something out of you, blood or otherwise. Come out most often after it rains.

>> No.15268135

>>15268122
Again thinking everyone in the thread is american, anon?

>> No.15268138

>>15268104
>>15268100
What would your waifu do if you became a zombie?

>> No.15268140

>>15268138
If she was a lich, femdom me a I guess.

>> No.15268143
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>>15268117
>ヴァンパイア
I'm ready for more ojou bats!

>> No.15268144

>>15268138
Leave.

>> No.15268151

>>15268135
This is an American, Christian website, pardner.

>> No.15268170

>>15268144
She would just leave?

>> No.15268172

>>15268117
Is this pertinent to the Dhampir?

>> No.15268176

>>15268170
Yep.

>> No.15268178

>>15268122
Mermaids, scylla, ect, seriously we got all kinds of wildlife all over the states.

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>>15268172
It's the making of Dhampir

>> No.15268180

>>15268179
Dhampirs are good friends, not lovers!

>> No.15268184

>>15268176
That's not how waifus work, Anon. Surely yours is not like that. She'd try to bring you back, right? Right?

>> No.15268186

>>15268180
Good friends can be lovers too!

>> No.15268189

>>15268138
Aren't zombies girl? Would I be a cute girl?

>> No.15268190

>>15267954
Would you get rug burn if you jammed it in her fluff tunnel or would mamonomana make everything feel nice?

>> No.15268193

>>15268189
No, Anon. I meant an actual zombie. Living body, no transformation shit.

>> No.15268194

>>15268189
>Lich raises a bunch of corpses
>They all become cute grills with adorable voices
>Paladin is getting too chivalrous for this shit

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Now here's a foine lookin' beaut, gotta sneak up on her real careful loike not to spook 'er

>> No.15268199

I want to gag a Monoeye with a lemon!

>> No.15268202

>>15267874
She would.
Although her chest piece is offly tight, make her do it too much and she may just pop her top.

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>>15268100

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>>15268198
AAAAAAH, GIANT AUSTRALIAN

>> No.15268212

>>15268184
Nope, she's exactly like that.

>> No.15268213

>>15268199
I want to substitute the monoeye's eye drop with lemon juice!

>> No.15268215

>>15268213
What if you put salt in the lemon juice?

>> No.15268218

>>15268206
QUICK, GET THE STINGRAY-GIRLS

>> No.15268219

>>15268198
Fuck off Steve, don't make me tell the yandere manta ray girl you're here.

>> No.15268222

>>15268213
I want to replace a monoeyes drinks with holst milk till she's too busty for her shirts!

>> No.15268223

>>15268215
What if I put my cum?

>> No.15268224

>>15268213
>>15268215
The fuck is the problem with you faggots

Monoeyes are for protecting.

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>>15268218
>spoiler

how would that even work?
HOW WOULD THAT EVEN LOOK?

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>>15268224
Monoeyes are for dicking and making them forget their vows.

>> No.15268234

>>15268117
Concept words: [Vampire Arrangement] [Crossdressing Flair] [Slender]

This time, it's the mutant offspring of a vampire and a non-incubized man, "Dhampir".
Although originally Dhampirs were human-vampire halfbreeds, in the world of the MGE, as a rule the children of human men and monsters will themselves be a monster (in this case a Vampire), so she has the additional condition of having to be fathered by a non-Incubus man.
Originally, they had the ability to kill even immortal vampires, and were known as vampire hunters, and in the encyclopedia world, they're vampire slayers as well (in a sexual sense).
They now possess the ability to stamp out the aristocratic pride causing vampires to act tsundere, or bully a man, and turn them deredere.

Design-wise, I used much of the same imagery and sorts of accessories as with the Vampire, and in the image of a Vampire Hunter, I pictured her as a light, nimble swordswoman using a rapier.
In the initial sketch, she doesn't have a hat, but because the MGE's imagery for vampires was already set in stone, this initial sketch was already close to the finished result.

As mentioned above, their outfit is similar to that of the Vampire, and as such they share the same black color with red edges.
The red patterns spreading out suggests something like a flower of blood.

In the concepts, I mentioned "beautiful crossdressing", but it's really only sorta that, as her breasts are quite obvious, and the degree to which she exposes her stomach is quite charming.
As Vampire Hunters, they wear hats that convey their "profession", their cloaks do not impede their movement, and they wear short shorts, which also highlight their thighs a lot... and their breasts are emphasized by being sandwiched in between those red flower decorations!

Personally I love how her hot pants, and the red decorations surrounding them, cover up her waist and really contrast the degree of exposure around her midsection and legs.

Initially the design of the rapier had not quite solidified, but since these girls are still monsters in the end, I went with something that suggests their true nature, and gave the guard a design similar to a pair of wings and a tail.

I feel like, though I may have talked a lot about deeper intentions here, in the end her design was mostly just motivated by this thought: "Crossdressing-style Kuuderes are the best!"

>> No.15268236

>>15268224
I'm protecting her by making her learn the hard way the she should always be careful.

>> No.15268238

>>15267429
I can't speak for other anons but it goes nowhere, has monstergirls killing lots of guys and the main characters are able to murder their way through the world without any consequences. Really, they can do whatever they want and no one can oppose them in the slightest at this stage. I'm not sure why Laven hasn't proclaimed himself king of everything yet since his harem can win easily against anything the enemy can throw at him.

>> No.15268242

>>15268179
Mind posting the rest of the pics?

>>15268234
As always, thanks a bunch.

>> No.15268243

>>15268224
>Monoeyes are for bullying.
What kind of man 'protects' monoeyes?
You just impregnate them and tell them you'll be back the next day. And then you skip town.

>> No.15268245

>>15268234
Any wip pics and HD version?

>> No.15268249

>>15268225
Short, tan girl with a thin tail and angry look because she hates Steve Irwin

>> No.15268252

>>15268230
>>15268236
>>15268243
Monoeyes are for being spared of bad, hurtful experiences.

Honestly, this monoeye bullying stuff got stale. Where did it even come from?

>> No.15268259

>>15268234
Huh, neat. So it would only be possible to have a Dhampir daughteru if it happened pre-transformation.

How would a Dhampir react to having a vampire imouto?

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>>15268252
Hey now dicking isn't bullying, that's making them realise that being a prude is no fun and taking responsibility is a must of course/

>> No.15268267

>>15268259
A lot of fighting I guess.

>> No.15268270

>>15268224
Nah, you gotta spoil a monoeye until her figure is ruined before lightly teasing her as you go for the babymaker.

>> No.15268291

>>15267429
>the length (seriously, 100 chapters in and he's no where near his original goal of meeting Rose's employer)
>Human villains are cannon fodder
>Monster villains are present but either do fuck all or are happy to send scores of potential husbands to their deaths (what the actual fuck as far as the setting is concerned)
>the MC has destroyed a lot so far and is a selfish unrepentant fuck (I find this refreshing, but it doesn't make him likable in the slightest)
>The main girls are mary sues who can and will take on whole armies
I like the world building though. Too bad the main cast are going full Godzilla on the whole thing and stomping it to dust.

>> No.15268304

>>15268067
I'd write because I have nothing to lose but that'd actually require contributing something to this place outside of shitposting.

>> No.15268313

>>15268304
Are you implying that this place isn't worth contributing anything to?

>> No.15268315

>>15267429
He could do with making the characters less overpowered and the villains less baby eating evil weaklings, otherwise it's okay.

>> No.15268317

>>15268249
>hates Steve Irwin
Nobody hates Steve.

>> No.15268322

>>15268317
Manta Ray girls would.

>> No.15268323

>>15268313
Not him, but at the moment? Eh, maybe? The threads have gained a certain repetitive pattern to them over the last few months. I'm only still here because I hope we can break free of it eventually.

>> No.15268328

>>15268322
You must be retarded.

>> No.15268329

>>15268322
Why?

>> No.15268331

>>15268323
I wanted to disagree with you but I can't. This place has become stagnant, but then again it's a general.

>I'm only still here because I hope we can break free of it eventually.
I wish I could be this optimistic.

>> No.15268353

>>15268331
>I wish I could be this optimistic.
This place may have turned into stock reply central 80% of the time, but I still have hope we can produce good things now and then. My own personal plan is to wordfilter certain things (namely the endless drivel about headpats, bullying and the repeated shit about tiny penises and whatnot) It will make the thread much shorter but maybe I'll find new content and more interesting discussions easier to discover.

>> No.15268362

>>15268313
I'm saying that I lack the creative ability to think outside of the box that I put myself in by mostly relying on mother-daughter, hentai cliches, and other shit.

People are pretty vocal about what they do and don't like here, so I see no reason to even attempt to branch out, or I'm convinced that my headcanon ideas are even more retarded than stinkpede.

So, for me yes this place isn't worth contributing to. For other people? They can have at it. I'll not become more hated than Bob over something that's pseudo-vore with an almost Prometheus tier gimmick of healing him after taking a chunk out of him.

Plus, the actual physical sensation of your flesh being bitten off is almost an immediate boner kill, mamano mana or whatever fucking lazy plot device aside. If you manage to maintain it after she does that, you've got some Hellraiser Cenobite tier fetishism for masochistic tendencies.

>> No.15268375

http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu

Orphan, update line 1371

Well. that's that I guess. Took me a bit, sorry. No lewd either because where I left off last time was pretty damn near the conclusion, so most of this is just wrapping up and I wasn't sure if throwing in smut just because would mess with the flow or not. Speaking of flow, let me know if it all kind of just rushes to a close too quick. The falling cities may seem abrupt but I've referred to their fall in other stories, so I think that's sufficient foreshadowing? I honestly have no idea. As always comments and criticisms are much appreciated.

>> No.15268390

>>15268362
>People are pretty vocal about what they do and don't like here, so I see no reason to even attempt to branch out
Too true

>> No.15268394

>>15268362
This place is fucking weird at times.Certain fetishes are viewed as /d/ tier and are never accepted (like a threesome with two monstergirls), while some particularly freaky shit is allowed and actively encouraged (loli cumflation, are you fucking kidding me?). I'm surprised newfags can keep up, honestly.

>> No.15268396

I want a muscular and strong Oni to pick me up and make me her personal sex toy/husband!

>> No.15268399

>>15268375
As always, I'm glad you're sticking around Peny. You and Lanternon are the best we have, I hope you remain here for a good while yet.

>> No.15268407

>>15268394
It also depends heavily on what time of day you post. I've seen certain fetishes run out of the thread mid-day but come back after hours and everyone is happy to participate and discuss with nary a shitpost.

>> No.15268408

>>15268375
>right when shitters are moping about 'muh content'
I like your style, friendo.

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>> No.15268418

>>15268394
>encouraged (loli cumflation, are you fucking kidding me?)
I've seen people flip out over this plenty tbqh which is why I hardly ever bring it up, if ever

>> No.15268420

>>15268399
>putting Peny and Lantern on the same pedestal
Topsyturvy taste like yours and the master chief guy from the wiki are funny to me.

>> No.15268428

>>15268420
What's good writefaggoty to you, friendo? I'm genuinely curious.

>> No.15268431

>>15268399
>I'm glad you're sticking around Peny
Thanks, but I'll probably always be here.

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>>15267849

>> No.15268433

>>15268428
>>15268408
He's not your friendo, amigo.

>> No.15268436

>>15268431
That's really good to hear, man. I mean it.

>> No.15268440

>>15268428
Peny, RS, Niebelfader. End list.

>> No.15268443

>>15268420
>putting lantern and peny on the same level as that faggot who can't write from the wiki
This is just trolling, and not even good trolling at that.

>> No.15268446

>>15268440
>Peny and RS
Fair enough
>Niebelfader
Ugh, really? Opinion discarded.

>> No.15268453

>>15268440
So all other writefags aren't worth mentioning then because of your hot opinions?
No one can like anything else?

>> No.15268456

>>15268443
You've misunderstood really bad. I said the anon had topsyturvy taste, and the guy from the wiki has topsyturvy taste too. Nobody's comparing anybody's writing to wiki tier. How did you even make that conclusion?

>> No.15268465

>>15268456
>Topsyturvy taste like yours and the master chief guy from the wiki are funny to me.
This is what you said.
Also, Lanternon is actually pretty good. Just because his current MC is biased against monsters doesn't make the writing bad.

>> No.15268467

>>15268436
Thanks, I really appreciate it.

>> No.15268469

>>15268453
All I was implying was Peny was on a different level to Lantern when it came to writing. Nobody said anything about it being wrong to like Lantern. I should probably stop talking now, you'll just keep on putting more words in my mouth.

>> No.15268470

>>15268456
Putting Niebel in with RS and Peny makes you pretty topsyturvy.

>> No.15268481

>>15268390
Not even saying that to denigrate people who still contribute to the thread, only saying that based on observations/lack of self writing/having to deal with shitters in Discord outside of the Wordpress people who don't care about the quality of the content so long as it's either a Manticore or X MG they like.

>>15268394
People like what they like. Not going to fault them for it, but I'd sure as all fuck write Rusalka before Cait or Cu Sith because not even I'm Robert the Terrible levels of bad judgment.

>> No.15268483

>>15268469
Hey, you're the guy who came out and started mocking my taste in writefags from nowhere.

>> No.15268491

>>15268481
As someone who lurks the discord I've never seen this happen.

>> No.15268493

>>15268491
what discort?

>> No.15268502

>>15268470
>>15268446
I'm guessing you've only read his Dragon story.

>> No.15268504

I'm going to get a mantis fit!
Fitter than fit!
She'll be my muscle mantis!

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>>15268375
Leo has a very good background doesn't he, I look forward to more in that regard.
>Aruen going cold when it is mentioned that Leo has to potentially marry the daughter of some of other household
That was good.

>> No.15268513

>>15268502
>TFW Odin never delivered on Valkyrie
I'm fucking disappointed

>> No.15268515

>>15268469
I'll put something in your mouth ;^)

>> No.15268516

I'm going to get a mantis chubby!
Chubbier than chubby!
She'll be my chubby mantis!

>> No.15268526

>>15268502
His other stuff still did nothing for me. I guess I must be all topsy-turvy too or whatever according to you.

>> No.15268527

How do you prefer the libido of your monster girl?

>She constantly asks for sex but is fine if you refuse
>She frequently asks for sex but is fine if you refuse
>She never asks for sex but always accept when you ask her
>She rarely asks for sex but always accept when you ask her
> She just rapes you whenever she feel like it

>> No.15268534
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>>15268527
Last one

>> No.15268536

>>15268527
She asks for sex after a session of training or before sleep.

>> No.15268542

>>15268510
I'll probably get him to play a sympathetic role in greyguard. There's a little bit of backstory as to why he survived as a child that I'm still working on in my mind that has to do with good 'ol berny and the grey guard

>> No.15268544

>>15268502
I like how you seem to think you're some authority on writefagging. For the record I like Odin, but you're just being a judgemental faggot.

>> No.15268550

>>15268527
>second one
I like that one. Not constant pestering when I don’t want to, but pushing for us to have more.

>> No.15268563

>>15268542
I love continuity.

>> No.15268565

>>15268527
>No "she sometimes asks for sex" option

>> No.15268576

>>15268527
Sometimes asks for sex, but asks for sex frequently during the mating season.

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>>15266887
Cursed Swords can probably traverse cities Alex Mercer couldn't they. sans the people eating part of course.

>> No.15268593

>>15268582
>Anon took up a cursed sword and living armor
>Has just realized that taking off his armaments shall be an issue.

>> No.15268595

>>15268453
Tbqh famiglia unless you're YBA, LDR, ELH, Penywise, Niebelfader, RSAnon, Parkedbuggy (FINISH YOUR STORY YOU FUCK), Sloth you're not really worth reading in my opinion.

It's shit like Alp, Bob, Bollocks, Sukiru Ikeda, the entirety of the MGE Wiki writing community, that gent I met at the tube the other night who swore on his provincial authority that tailpussies were real, AND then coming back around to somebody like NegaWalker who despite his shortcomings acted like he was the greatest shit since pickling that I want to go and stay go.

>> No.15268606
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>>15268527
Where's the option for "fine to a limited extent if you refuse?

>> No.15268616

>>15268595
Your taste is shiiiiiiiit.

>> No.15268645

>>15268595
>Unless you're an already established writefag you're not worth reading

>> No.15268661

>>15267798
No pressure at all.. This is so nice.

>> No.15268686

>>15268527
Rarely asks for sex but almost always accepts when being teased and nuzzled.

>> No.15268687

>>15268595
Some of those guys you listed are pretty good, but you come across as closed minded and arrogant. There are a few writefags not on your list who I think are pretty fucking good and I used to look forward to their updates before they vanished, and hopefully we'll get more good writers in the future too. Attitudes like yours only put people off from writefagging in general.

>> No.15268698

>>15268687
I think he's more saying those ones because they're the most commonly mentioned writefag names in the thread.
Anyone who knows more than jack squat and actually goes out of their way to read the writefaggotry would doubtless name different names up there.

>> No.15268701

>>15268687
>before they vanished
I know this feel and I fucking hate it.

>> No.15268704

>>15268516
>>15268504
Why not both?

>> No.15268706

>>15268595
I really hope you aren't the guy ranting about "topsyturvy" tastes from earlier, because jesus christ that would be ironic.

>> No.15268724
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15268724

How much weight would a hefty pair of tits add to a monstergirl?

>> No.15268734

>>15268724
Not enough.

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>>15268724
Depends. Heft of a breast is all relative to size of the owner. Are you asking how much breast tissue weighs on average?

>> No.15268736

>>15268724
Depends on how big they are.
I want to have an alice with a rack that even holsts would balk at.

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15268744

>>15268736
That fox in particular is already pretty well-endowed.

>> No.15268745

>>15268595
>YBA
>LDR
>Penywise
>RSanon
Alright, I guess you have a point...
>Niebelfader
>Parkedbuggy
>ELH
Wait, what the fuck?
Man, you can't have tastes like this and make out that your opinions have some weight to them.

>> No.15268755

Pygmy Amazons hunt in packs

>> No.15268763

>>15268595
fuck you too, senpai, i just want to write cute

>> No.15268769

How do you feel about the idea of a Basilisk comforting a newly formed Alp and trying to help them get accustomed to their new form?

>> No.15268770

>>15268736
All monstergirls are relatively big, for their husbandos.

>> No.15268772

>>15268735
CUTE!
That creepy Living Doll is cute!

>> No.15268773

>>15268769
indifferent

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>>15268755
Does one sit on your face while anothers plump rear and thighs slap against your pelvis?

>> No.15268779

>>15268769
Cute. Does the Basilisk accidentally touch her in inappropriate places due to being blind?

>> No.15268780

>>15268735
>Fem Genos
I fucking hate R63

>> No.15268781

>>15268755
Much like Piranha Sahuagins. Packs of carnivorous lolis are extremely good, and it's a shame it's completely out of my style range for writing.

>> No.15268784

>>15268772
>living doll

>> No.15268785

>>15268595
>not giving new writefags a look in
With opinions like this, I'm surprised Quicksilver isn't on your list of "worth reading" writefags. You have some weird as fuck opinions on good writing by the way, some actually belong there while others seem randomly chosen.

>> No.15268792

>>15268780
Do you hate it because it makes you attracted to attracted who are male in canon?

>> No.15268794

>>15268779
Of course not. She does it on purpose.

>> No.15268800

>>15268794
Wow, what a pervert Basilisk molesting that poor fresh Alp.

>> No.15268802

>>15268792
*characters

>> No.15268804

>>15268744
Yeah, I'd stick that chest on an Alice.


>>15268770
Well, she'd be the biggest girl for me.

>>15268755
That they do.
You gotta be a master of headpatting to fight them off.

>> No.15268806

>>15268784
Look at those dolljoints shoulders and that supremely cute face! What else could she be?

>> No.15268807

>>15268792
It hate it because

>Oh hey this girl looks pretty cute
>Wait I recognize this design
>Oh fuck it's actually a womanized male character, waste of a good image

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>>15268807
Just make a seperation in your mind. It's not hard unless you're actually autistic, like that one guy who spergs out every time this picture is posted.

>> No.15268826

>>15268820
What about that perfect beauty makes him sperg out?

>> No.15268832

>>15268595
>the entirety of the MGE Wiki writing community
Memes and shit writers aside, some of them actually produce some good shorts but they're harder to find due to the mountain of shit they're buried in.

>> No.15268833

>>15268820
Sometimes I imagine R63 being some random girl cosplaying as the male character it's derived from, but I can't deny the male origins. It's a dealbreaker for me.

But I wouldn't sperg out over femNasus like that guy did.

>> No.15268836

>>15268826
Because it's based off a male character if I remember right.

>> No.15268843

>>15268826
It's Nasus.

>> No.15268844

>>15268832
The guy you're replying to is a massive faggot, but I wouldn't go that far. I've waded through mountains of shit in the wiki and haven't found anything comparable with the stuff we produce.

>> No.15268846

>>15268836
>based off a male character
So what's left? Skin and eye color? It's a girl dressed as a girl with a girly hairstyle.

>> No.15268847

Which monster girls are the most likely to be involved with monster yuri? Ignoring the ones where it's already canon that is, like Liliraune and Zombies.

>> No.15268853

>>15268833
Think of it this way. R63 is the character imagined as if they were a girl in the first place than a the actual character having undergone a male to female transformation and there's nothing gay about that.

Cupids are technically R63 in a way since they're based off a guy, Kakuens were based off an entirely male race too and so were Tengus.

>> No.15268858

>>15268847
Honeybees and Alraune?

>> No.15268864

>>15268847
Kill yourself.

>> No.15268865

>>15268847
Cheshires to piss off /mft/

>> No.15268866

>>15268826
Yeah, based off of the character of Nasus. That's literally it, but the guy will bite your head off like you just posted a picture of two male centaurs kissing each other while docked.

>> No.15268868
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15268868

This is your legendary pokemon tonight

>> No.15268869

>>15268847
Zombies huddling for warmth isn't yuri, they need to survive

>> No.15268871

>>15265513
>MC's succubus

I think that was a baphomet.

>> No.15268872

>>15268847
Dragons and Anubi.

>> No.15268881

>>15268595
>no Machineanon (ignore the ego, his technical skills are great)
>no Lanternon (boohoo his current MC kills rapist monsters - he still writes a damn good world)
>no Moose (his characters are kind of unlikable but he's managed to write 100 chapters in an interesting world at this point)
>no Captain (sorry, but how THE FUCK could you miss Captain out of your elitist list? A list that contains a couple of literal whos at that)

>> No.15268882

>>15268869
I wasn't referring to that, I was referring to how zombies convert human women into zombies by molesting them.

>> No.15268883

>>15268844
I thought the short Lich story from the competition was cute but that much just be my weakness for family like bonds blinding me.

>> No.15268887

>>15268375
Nice to see this conclude. Milky spiders are a best.

>> No.15268892

>>15268847
The ones where it says in the profile that they assault women purely for the sake of corruption. Other than that you're out of luck.

>> No.15268897

>>15268868
Alright.

>> No.15268899

>>15268847
The plant-girl and insect-girl thing, definitely. Imagining a free bee-girl spending hours describing the places she's been to a rooted alraune is quite nice.
Maybe the odd wolfgirl as a more headstrong partner to a meeker girl, who knows. I don't really think about it much.

>> No.15268901

>People are starting to accept yuri here
It keeps getting worse and worse.

>> No.15268915

>>15268901
The thread already accepts cumflation. That's far more /d/ than watching two girls feel each other up.

>> No.15268920

>>15268915
Even worse, the thread accepts footfags.

>> No.15268922

>>15268901
It's OK if it's done as prep up for when you arrive

In fact that's the only KC approved yuri

>> No.15268932

>>15268915
And considering all the paw love, we really don't have any furry elements in the thread.
Compared to that sort of shit, the occasional cute picture of a girl giving another girl a peck on the cheek is tame.

>> No.15268933

>>15268920
Even worse, the thread accepts maledomfags.

>> No.15268935

>>15268922
Nah, fuck off. Yuri is trash no matter what the reason is.

>> No.15268938

>>15268920
No we don't.

>> No.15268942

>>15268915
>cumflation
Why hasn't this place been kicked over to /d/ yet? Our decay is pretty apparent already.

>> No.15268945

>>15268922
Also, harems are not only accepted but are supposedly commonplace if you want it. Are you saying you wouldn't fuck two girls at once given the opportunity?

>> No.15268949

>>15268922
Coincidentally also the only yuri GOD approves.

>> No.15268953

>>15268915
Hey! Thread Rule 14-2 states:
'Cumflation is only okay in instances where the MG is a Fairy type, monoeye, or loli. All other instances are strictly forbidden.'

>> No.15268955
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Oni breasts can get VERY big.

>> No.15268956

>>15268915
>>15268920
I don't think those two things are accepted by any means, it's just that they aren't brought up enough for anyone to complain about them.

>> No.15268962

>>15268920
>accepts footfags
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.15268963

>>15268901
>my shitpost didn't stop yuri discussion abloo abloo
Hey cry about it

>> No.15268968

What if a futa monster girl cumflated a guy's girlfriend? Would it trigger the end of the world?

>> No.15268972

>>15268955
They're like balloons.
Balloons filled with milk, alcohol, and what must be some sort of lighter-than-air substance.

>>15268968
What if fuck off and stop shitposting.

>> No.15268978

>>15268968
Anon, please stop.

>> No.15268980

>>15268901
Let's see, we have
>little girls in bondage gear
>cumflation
>oversized tits, and I mean ridiculously oversized, not just G cups
>corruption
And a few others I probably forgot. Yet you worry about two girls kissing.

>> No.15268983

Monsters can't rape me if they can't catch me!

>> No.15268987

>>15268933
Cry more.

>> No.15268988

How do basilisks get husbands if they avoid human men outside of mask-related accidents?

>> No.15268991

>>15268955
>you will never be dragged away by an 8 foot tall Oni and be forced to be her "cuddle husband" only for her to wake up the next morning and not know why a cute boy is sleeping peacefully in between her breasts

>> No.15268992

>>15268920
What's wrong with feet?

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>"Tch, Anon is late again, probably still in bed. I don't know why I bother to keep him around as a farmhand."

>> No.15268997

>>15268980
>corruption
Well that’s a big part of MGE, so I don’t think that counts.

>> No.15268998

>>15268992
They smell.

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Being a house husband is the life. Nothing beats keeping the house clean, cooking a meal to feed your daughterus, and seeing your waifu proud of your deeds when she comes home after a hard day of work!

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>>15268983
You poor fool, you can't run far enough

>> No.15269005

>>15268992
Everything

>> No.15269008

>>15268983
Monster can't rape me if I distract them with magic tricks!

>> No.15269011

>>15268997
What? What does that even mean?

It's the most prominent aspect of MGE, so it doesn't count as a fetish?

>> No.15269015

>>15268980
What would you know, all of those are better than Yuri trash. Go back to /u/

>> No.15269016

>>15268933
Aren't they the norm at this point? Not that it matters given the state of the thread these days. It's also not a problem because they don't demand we convert to their ways. The faggot(s) trying to moeify all the tough girls can fuck right off though

>> No.15269018

>>15269008
Monsters can't rape me if I'm actually a hologram!

>> No.15269022

>>15268956
I think that's the main problem in these threads. The thread talks about a lot of things that are probably too /d/-tier or too cutesy or too edgy or too /u/ (even though yuri is never explicitly brought up aside from pictures with two monster girls that happen to be in close proximity and physical contact) for some people's sensibilities, and that's fine because it never comes up much.

It's when people start going all "muh posting standards" when it becomes a problem, and it's the kind of metaposting that's arguably more harmful to the thread than the things they're compalining about.

>> No.15269023

>>15269018
Tupac please

>> No.15269029

>>15269011
I’m saying that complaining about it is redundant.
It’s still a fetish yes, but it is going to be a part of every MGE community. So putting it on a list of “bad” fetishes is rather pointless.

>> No.15269030

>>15269015
By what metric?

>> No.15269034

>>15269015
I know you've just decided that today WILL be a shitstorm and all, but care to back up your reasoning? I mean I don't care for the others either way, but cumflation is pretty revolting.

>> No.15269036

>>15269023
What kind of monster girl would try to rape Tupac, only to meet the business end of his 9?

>> No.15269037

>>15269022
>The thread talks about a lot of things
Worng wording, why did I keep that there. Way to undermine my own argument.

I meant more like
>The thread occasionally brings up things

monster girls

>> No.15269044

>>15268995
Sex related reasons probably.

>> No.15269048

>>15269030
Yes.

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>>15268995
Anon doesn't know what he's missing.

>> No.15269052

>>15268980
>Oversized tits
People also complain about those
>Corruption
Part of MGE.

But at least none of those fetishes focus on girls fucking girls "Muh purest love" shit. I see enough of it all over this fucking website, even though there's a board specifically for it.

Of all boards and threads to pick from, you come here. A line needs to be drawn somewhere.

>> No.15269056

>>15269022
Not him, but I feel the threads are getting a tiny bit too cutesy lately.
Only at certain times of day though. I'm too lazy to work out the times around the world it correlates to and who would be behind it. I also ignore it mostly, because endlessly shitposting about it is counter productive anyways.

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Anon, did you remember to make your elf dependent on getting bullied?

>> No.15269061

>>15269029
Oh, you mean prominence in relation to MGE in particular. Okay, I get you now.
I mean, the thing about that is that KC's attitidude towards fetishes is just "Yeah, whatever, everything goes, there's a potion or magic handwave for anything."

>> No.15269065

>>15269060
What happens if you buy an Elf slave who's dependent on being bullied and you treat her well?

>> No.15269068

>>15269034
While cumflation is pretty shit, it's way better than dykes.

>> No.15269069

>>15269061
>KC's attitidude towards fetishes is just "Yeah, whatever, everything goes
KC hates yuri though

>> No.15269076

>>15269052
Fair enough. How do you feel about fucking two girls at once in a threesome? I've seen some weird claims that it's yuri somehow, but I'm convinced it's just trolling sometimes. I mean, you're actually fucking two girls at once. That's basically every man's sexual fantasy right there.

>> No.15269079

>>15269069
Citation on where he said that?
Seems weird that he'd say that then say that monstergirls are free to do what they want fooling about with other girls, while still needing to find a man just so they can get their semen and all.

>> No.15269082

>>15269065
She’ll become a nervous wreck that will end up trying to rape you since she doesn’t know what to do.

>> No.15269083

>>15269069
Why do liliruane, alruane, and zombies exist then?

>> No.15269090

>>15269065
Chronic hypobullia, she dies. It's also knows an "bully withdrawal".

>> No.15269091

>>15269076
>cheating on your waifu
>every man's sexual fantasy
No way. I bet there's a lot of men, especially here, who want a pure, loving relationship.

>> No.15269092

>>15269069
What about the liliraune? That's a monstergirl where twins fuck each other to get men horny for them both.

>> No.15269094

>>15269083
>zombies
What? That's just more more of an orgy or a gang bang.

>> No.15269095

>>15269049
That Fox has been harassing the chickens again has she?

Anon's afraid to deal with her, because her lewdness makes him feel uncomfortable.

>> No.15269096

>>15269052
I agree, I couldn't care less about the "purest love" shit either. /u/'s horrible about all that. I just think the occasional yuri idea can be either sweet, amusing, or have an interesting dynamic.
I mean, it'll never take deep root in these threads just because we've internalised the whole idea of monstergirls as dick-hungry, which is fine. That's been a thing for years. The occasional picture is a nice change of pace though. Casual yuri, I suppose.

>> No.15269097

>>15269091
That's fine, but it isn't actually yuri, is it?

>> No.15269101

>>15269082
I want to compliment a bullied Elf slave on her work and appearance! I want to hug and headpat her!

>> No.15269102

>>15269096
>>>/u/

>> No.15269108

>>15269102
Are you okay? Did you misquote?

>> No.15269113

>>15269101
Anon. No! She’ll become addicted to the compliments and headpats! She won’t be able to go through her day if you don’t tell her nice things. And she’d probably start orgasming every time you pat her head.

>> No.15269114

>>15269108
Nope, I know exactly who I was quoting. Now fuck off and talk about dykes there.

>> No.15269116

>>15269108
I think it's just the shitposter back, trying to get an angry argument going. Hang on, I'll try something.

>>15269102
Hello. I like Hellhounds and want one to dominate me sexually!

>> No.15269118

>>15268234
Thanks for the translation, so much content would be wasted without people like you

>Crossdressing-style Kuuderes are the best!

KC never fails to make me smile, I wish we could go for a beer and awkwardly drink in silence for an hour or two

>> No.15269122

>>15269113
I want to train my elf to orgasm into an ahegaoing mess every time I pat her head while also being functional if I need to go somewhere. How would I do it?

>> No.15269125

>>15269116
Alright, go ahead anon.

>> No.15269133

>>15269113
First the shitposter trying to start a shitstorm now some guy trying to ramble on about headpats yet again. This isn't suspicious in the slightest.

>> No.15269137

>>15269133
It's like the headpat guy read that entire discussion, and is now posting about them even harder just out of spite. It's so transparent, too.

>> No.15269141

>>15269133
I’m just trying to divert the discussion from the shitstorm. Believe what you will.

>> No.15269146

>>15269133
>honestly thinking shitposter guy and the faggot who tries to turn everything into headpats are the same people
I actually think you're onto something. The one thing he never bitches about is cute shit

>> No.15269147

>>15269113
>Your hair is very beautiful today.
>May I touch it?
>she gets her head patted all over until she's panting like a dog
>when she's defenceless, she gets hugged softly but firmly
>she faints
>anon proceeds to use this opportunity to intercrural her while sniffing her hair

>> No.15269150

>>15269141
Right onto another boiling shitstorm topic. You're none too wise, are you?

>> No.15269156

>>15269141
Trying to replace shit with oversaturated shit isn't helping anything. That stupid, childish gesture is posted endlessly on these threads and actually annoys me more than the faggots arguing over stupid shit right now.

>> No.15269159

>>15269150
>You're none too wise, are you?
I never said I was a wide man...
I’m sorry I’ve disappointed you anon.

>> No.15269160

>>15269156
Then you can go to /u/ and stay there.

>> No.15269172

Don't make me feed this large mouse a cookie.
I'll do it!

>> No.15269173
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>>15269159
>wide

Haw.

>> No.15269175

>>15269160
>he doesn't like headpats!
>he must be into yuri!
Holy shit, I was right wasn't I? Shitposter-kun is the headpat guy!

>> No.15269179

>>15269172
Too late, I'm feeding that large mouse a huge batch of cookies!

>> No.15269181

>>15269156
How would you even hug or cuddle without headpats? You'd basically have to keep your hands at or below her shoulders.

>> No.15269184

>>15269172
you won't do it.

>> No.15269190

>>15269160
This is hilarious. You've got to be taking the satire angle here. It's the only explanation that doesn't make you seem insane.

>> No.15269191

>>15269173
Fucking typos.
Well I’m not wide either.

>>15269175
Anon you are starting to sound like a conspiracy theorist.

And no, I’m not >>15269160 nor am I shitposter-kun. I’m just headpat guy.

>> No.15269194

>>15269181
Maybe that's your plan all along. Maybe you're trying to make the headpat meme hated enough to get rid of it and you're false flagging up a storm.

Or maybe I'm misreading the fuck out of this. The trolling and counter trolling gets a bit out of hand here at times.

>> No.15269202

>>15269191
Well you can fuck off all the same, taking tiny penis and kobold daughteru guys with you. Unless you're all the same faggot.

>> No.15269203 [DELETED] 

So where's all the Yuri stories? I mean, you people aren't homophobes that hate lesbians, right?

>> No.15269208 [SPOILER] 
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15269208

I hope Anon dies.

And goes to Oppai loli heaven.

>> No.15269212

>>15269208
It would be a better place than this.

>> No.15269214

>>15269208
But I like average size!

>> No.15269215

>>15269202
Nah, Kobold Daughteru guy is cool. He comes up with neat scenarios, and I'm not even into daughteru dicking.

>> No.15269216

>>15269203
You know what? You can't be shitposter-kun. That guy only gave up half way into the shitstorm, you aren't even trying off the bat.

>> No.15269217

>Yuri shitposter is pestering /mgg/ again
>Meanwhile, bob is "making good memories" with /monster/ right now, just as he made with us in the past with his new CYOA featuring a manticore married to catdick and they have a daughter and getting shat on for it

Hoo boy, what a weekend.

>> No.15269223

>>15269208
Can I go to big buff beefy girl heaven instead?

>> No.15269225

>>15269203
I've had ideas for several stories with the occasional yuri-ish tone, or just lacking a both a male character and sexual aspects outright, but I don't like yuri enough to actually write them. Well, I don't have enough drive or time in general, really.

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>>15269208
Can't you just take me to fluffy tail heaven instead?

>> No.15269233

>>15269215
I admit he's the least irritating out of the three.
If I had to rank them out of order of irritation factor, headpat twat would be top for the ridiculous saturation of his stupid condescending animu gesture, followed by tiny dick anon for his weird repetitive fuckery at least it's only once a thread followed by kobold guy because I guess it isn't too bad compared to the other two.

>> No.15269235

>>15269217
Wait, Bob's getting shat on by /monster/? Is that what you're saying?
That's great if true.

>> No.15269239

Which girls get the wettest when they're worked up? I'm talking love nectar flowing out and running down their smooth thighs-level wettest.

>> No.15269241

>>15269217
Which CYOA? What is it called?

>> No.15269243

>>15269217
I guess I can respect /monster/ for having the decency to shit on Bob.

>> No.15269251

>>15268661
What do you mean with pressure?

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>>15269239
Wolfus.

>> No.15269255

>>15269241
Mamono babysitter CYOA

>> No.15269256

>>15269217
>even /monster/ now knows bob is a shit
My sides, perhaps today will be a good one after all. Too bad TFT will always be a circlejerk for him.

>> No.15269260

>>15269217
Is Bob trying to get hated by the entire monstergirl community?

>> No.15269276

>>15269260
It's a hobby for him. Some people collect stamps, others collect models. Bob collects the collective hatred of monstergirl communities.

>> No.15269278

>>15269256
Someone even asked the board owner if they could make futa against the rules or delete the thread I guess?

>> No.15269281

>>15269276
It literally fuel for him

>> No.15269285

>>15269239
Possibly Raijus or Jubjubs, but if you've got the skill and know-how you could turn any girl into a waterfall.

>> No.15269287

>>15269179
Oh yeah?
I can go larger than that!


>>15269184
Watch me!

>> No.15269293

>>15269287
DON'T!

>> No.15269294
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>> No.15269297

Reminder that your "waifu" is a whore and would leave you the second she could for a better man.

Don't trust monster scum, human women are the better option.

>> No.15269299

>>15269208
Sounds lovely

>> No.15269301

>>15269287
Oh yeah? Well I'm going to feed her so many cookies she won't even think straight!

>> No.15269303
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>"Yadda yadda yadda monstergirls will never be real..."

http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/05/18/478212837/in-search-for-cures-scientists-create-embryos-that-are-both-animal-and-human

>> No.15269304

>>15269297
but human women do the same thing

>> No.15269306

Besides fucking, what kind of interaction would you want to do with your monsterfu in a game?

>> No.15269307

>>15269297
I wonder who's behind this post

>> No.15269309

>>15269260
Making anons angry is hilarious. That's why I wrote Hornets! and Charon-chan x Hobos.

>> No.15269310

>>15269297
What's wrong? Did you fall in love with a whore?

>> No.15269312

>>15269297
Not my waifu. I distinguish and completely detach her from the MGE setting, like any thinking man would do.

>> No.15269313

>>15269297
t. monster on the inside

>> No.15269315
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>>15269303

>> No.15269318

>>15269304
You can beat human women so that they would never dream of doing that for fear of their life. Monster girls are Mary Sues and can't be harmed by anything.

>> No.15269320

>>15269303
>"If a male chimeric pig mated with a female chimeric pig, the result could be a human fetus developing in the uterus of that female chimera," Newman says. Another possibility is the animals could give birth to some kind of part-human, part-pig creature.

P'ORC SOON.

>> No.15269321

>>15269315
fuck you

>> No.15269322

>>15269309
Is this why you endlessly shitpost on here? It feels like you could do better things with your time. It feels like I could be doing something better with mine too.

>> No.15269326

>>15269306
Elaborate. You mean playing a game with a monsterfu as a character within it?

>> No.15269330

>>15269326
Yes

>> No.15269331

Well, it looks like a certain faggot is back from his ban, I'll see you all later when he's probably tired himself out.

>> No.15269333

>>15269306
Dates and the like.

>> No.15269335

>>15269303
>http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/05/18/478212837/in-search-for-cures-scientists-create-embryos-that-are-both-animal-and-human
This sounds shit. I don't want mgs to become 3d, I want to become 2d in mg land

>> No.15269337

A wizard just put a curse on you so that if you don't do something incredibly embarrassing next time you're fucking your waifu, you'll go alp! What do you do?

>> No.15269338

>>15269303
>>15269320
It's not going to happen, the human fetus would either die within seconds of being born or would have severe health problems. Besides scientists aren't going to do anything with this.

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Look out, it's the Chubcubus!

>> No.15269345

>>15269337
But I don't have a wife.

>> No.15269348

>>15269337
Whisper into her ear my bank account balance

>> No.15269349

>>15269337
Make this noise when I cum: https://youtu.be/V4jH0WeV67I

>> No.15269351

>>15269337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNRcYf06iMs

>> No.15269354

>>15269341
I'm going to pinch her belly, rape her tits and cum on her glasses!

>> No.15269358

>>15269330
It's a weird and abstract question. I mean, individual interactions? That depends entirely on the type of game now.

>> No.15269364

>>15269337
Call her "mom" during sleepy sex.

>> No.15269369

>>15269358
It's a hypothetical for fun question, I should've explained better.
Imagine if there was some sort of game where you could fuck and do other things

>> No.15269370

>>15269318
>Monster girls are Mary Sues and can't be harmed by anything.
Hate to say it but this is true.

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>>15269303
I, for one, welcome our new P'Orc overlords.

>> No.15269382

>>15269341
She's getting all the snacks, all the belly rubs, and all the love.

>> No.15269391

>>15269372
I eagerly await being raped by a chubby P'Orc with the cum of dozens of previous victims sloshing around her uterus and vaginal walls!

>> No.15269393

>>15269364
But what if that's not embarrassing to her?
What if she has a mommy kink?

>> No.15269394

Which girl has the best thighs

>> No.15269396

>>15269341
I want to give kisses and do lewd things to every bit of chub she has!

>> No.15269397

>>15269394
Abigail.

>> No.15269401

>>15269394
Loli-Oni.

>> No.15269411

>>15269394
Familiars

>> No.15269414
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>>15269394
>Thighs
My man

>> No.15269416

>>15269337
Confess how broken I'd be without her

>> No.15269428

>>15269369
So create some sort of self insert player character and create/develop and monsterfu?

In that case, I'd like some sort of two-person dungeon explorer game with relationship aspects outside the dungeon. Like Persona, maybe. Lots of bonding through conflict in dungeons, and lots of fun through doing stuff like going on dates outside the labyrinth.

Alternatively, some sort of isometric, tile-based adventure RPG. Like imagine if you took the tile-based maps and environments of a Final Fantasy Tactics game, like FFTA, but just applied that everywhere. No menu-based overworld, just loads of elements and interations, random encounters where enemies just show up to fight you on the tile map, towns you can just stroll into, secret areas requiring hidden skills which you can also use in combat to reach, and so on.
Using position-based team attacks and partner abilities to survive in an RPG like that would be pretty fun.

>> No.15269435

>>15269394
I don't care, but if they have thick thighs, they're getting eaten out.

>> No.15269442

>>15269393
The important thing is that it's embarrasing for me.
And the beauty of it is, all the better if she's got a fetish for being a "mother". Just means more drinking milk from her.

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here come dat gurl!

>> No.15269451

>>15269446
Leave.
Leave now and never return.

>> No.15269455

>>15269446
you think this is funny?

>> No.15269456

>>15269446
Stop spreading this, Anon. It's not good or funny in any way.

>> No.15269462

>>15269446
I don't get it. Why is this meant to be funny?

>> No.15269465

>>15269446
Go be a nigger somewhere else.

>> No.15269466
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15269466

Cupid. http://pastebin.com/vnPjL12H

This is a writing exercise more than anything. My prose is very weak; pointers are always much appreciated.

>> No.15269510
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15269510

Time for shitposting has passed.

Time for wolfgirls has begun.

>> No.15269531

So Wights are the undead monster girl form of dead warriors, right?
Do Wights' appearances change based on what kind of warrior they were in life? Like if they were sailors or war mages or whatever?

>> No.15269537

>>15268785
Quicksilver isn't my cup of tea/It's better to ignore the /d/egenerate parading around as a writefag.

>>15268706
I'm not.

>>15268745
>>15268616
>>15268763
>>15268881
I did say it was my OPINION, meaning it's fallible as fuck. Of course Captain is worth reading but he's moreso associated with Matel Mini-Cars channel than here at this point.

>> No.15269538

Do monsters that have feathers save the molted ones and make pillows with them

>> No.15269540

>>15269466
Finally, some Cupid writefaggotry. Good work, man.

>> No.15269546

>>15269537
>It's better to ignore the /d/egenerate parading around as a writefag.
Something we agree on at least.

>> No.15269547

>>15269538
Kikimora made pillows for their master show a long time of dedication

>> No.15269554

>>15269394
By brethren of the same cloth.

>> No.15269563

>>15269446
Where did this meme even come from
I wake up one day and it's everywhere

>> No.15269569

>>15269563
Black Twitter.

>> No.15269573

>>15269563
Corporates pushed it with bots.

http://qz.com/67991/you-didnt-make-the-harlem-shake-go-viral-corporations-did/

>> No.15269577

>>15269538
that sounds disgusting

>> No.15269579

>>15269428
You, I like you

>> No.15269583

>>15268234
>in the end her design was mostly just motivated by this thought: "Crossdressing-style Kuuderes are the best!"
Based KC.

>> No.15269584

I want a big buff Blue Oni and a chubby Cheshire to do lewd things to me at the same time!

>> No.15269585

>>15269531
They might have influences if Wight society allows it. I can't see many of the snobbier wights wanting to rub elbows to one that dresses and acts like a sailor or creepy autist mage.

>> No.15269597

>>15269585
Not just how they dress, I mean how they actually look.
>since sailor Wights died at sea, their giant ghost hands are webbed
>mage Wights have magic tattoos on their ghost arms
>the shade of blue that their skin is changes depending on where they died and what they did in life

>> No.15269600

Paladins are cute even if they have no monstrous qualities

>> No.15269602
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>>15269466
It's pleasing to see Cupids get attention once in a while, despite the shitstorm they caused when they were first introduced..

>> No.15269605

>>15269597
I thought you meant how they dress and such.

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>>15269600
this can be true

>> No.15269608

>>15269600
If paladins are the holy Knights Templar-style warriors of the MGE universe, what's the MGE equivalent of obnoxious southern baptist fundamentalists?

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>>15268234
What if a Dhampir happens to have a better ass than her Vampire sister?

>> No.15269613

>>15269096
I wish I could work up the presence of mind to write more.

>> No.15269617

Would a Dhampir wish to be human?

>> No.15269619

>>15269602
>shitstorm they caused when they were first introduced..
What, why?

>> No.15269620

>>15269217
>just as he made with us in the past with his new CYOA featuring a manticore
The fact that Bob once actually did make a much-approved CYOA featuring a manticore notwithstanding.

>> No.15269622

>>15269610
Then the vampire either tries to out do her sister by obtaining a larger rear or she tries to win the bust competition.

>> No.15269623

>>15269602
Cupids are annoying trash that don't know how to take a fucking hint and leave a man alone.

>> No.15269625

>>15269619
NTR ARROWS

>> No.15269626

>>15269617
Yeah, because she's a self-hating loser.

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>>15269547
That is adorable.

Would young Kiki's and Harpies alike put the first few feathers they lose under their pillow before sleep, finding a coin there when they wake?

>> No.15269630

>>15269619
Arrows and whiny autists misinterpreting what they're supposed to do.

>> No.15269634

>>15269626
Dhampir's are basically what /pol/ is trying to make Canadian posters into.

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I found this comic today.

I think it's pretty well the situation any anon would want to be in, in the event of an alien invasion.

>> No.15269637

>>15269617
No but if you adopt one while young you can raise her into thinking she is human

>> No.15269638

>>15269619
Because they cause loners that don't want a relationship to want one, despite being in a thread full of people who want to fuck a monster girls in the first place that was somehow worse than hitler.

>> No.15269643

>>15269619
Her mind-altering arrows.

>> No.15269651

>>15269634
Dhampirs*

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>>15269635
>that time some Xcom fag tried to make a thread a thread with that scaly xeno snake as the thread OP image

>> No.15269660

>>15269619
Stand arrows

>> No.15269662

>>15269635
>any anon
Sorry pal, not a scalie.

>> No.15269663

>>15269634
So shitposting cucks?

>> No.15269667

I would never rape and elf no matter how smug she is

>> No.15269670

>>15269635
I'd rather know how the aliens actually have sex before attempting anything kinky. Oviposition is not my fetish.

>> No.15269673

>>15269635
MGs are one thing but Remove Ayys.

>> No.15269675

>>15269670
snek cloaca

>> No.15269678

I'm going to scale the fench alps until I get to the swiss ones.
Then I will start the orgy

>> No.15269680

>>15269678
>the swiss alps are all delicious brown
Switzerland is famous for their chocolate.

>> No.15269681

>>15269663
No, absolutely no self-confidence, hate everything about their lives and let everyone make fun of them whenever they want.

>> No.15269683

>>15269625
>>15269638
I'm glad I missed this shitstorm.

>> No.15269689

>>15269681
So cucks.

>> No.15269691

>>15269573
Wow a literal forced meme, not something that became popular by word of mouth but by literal corporate marking.

>> No.15269693

>>15269680
That they are.
The cuddling afterwards would be amazing.

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>>15269653
I think I remember that.

>>15269670
Good point. Like that one old comic about the alien anthropologist who was studying this apparently all-male tribal alien culture...truly a valid cautionary tale.

>>15269673
Ayyylmao.

>> No.15269697

>>15269689
Stop saying words you don't know the meaning of /pol/

>> No.15269700

Which monster would make the worst NEET?

>> No.15269704

>>15269700
Kikimora and Tanuki.

>> No.15269707

>>15269466
Nice. Managed to stick true to the profile and got across what it would be like to be hit with one of those black arrows quite well.

Always been a fan of Cupids so I'm glad to see someone finally write something about one.

>> No.15269713

>>15269704
>neet kiki

How can she even stay alive?

>> No.15269715

>>15269700
Salamanders.
They would want to go out and do too many things.... Although I now want to burst into the apartment of some F1r3_GRRRL person whose been just following me through five matches and find myself face to face with a tubby salamander with glasses, an extra large shirt, and no pants

>> No.15269717

At least we haven't had any cuckquean monster talk in a while

>> No.15269720

>>15269446
I was reading an article somewhere and in the related articles was one titled "Best Memes of 2015 so far" and it had a picture of this stupid fucking frog and I wanted to throw up. Most memes I can usually see how they would be funny in some way no matter how dumb it is but this dumb ass frog is not funny under any circumstance and I'm baffled it's blown up like it has.

>> No.15269723

What's this sudden feel I'm getting to want to write

>> No.15269726

>>15269723
It'll pass.

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>> No.15269731

>>15269723
You caught the japanese cold

>> No.15269734

What position is best position for lewd times with a girl who's bigger than you?

>> No.15269735

>>15269717
So a Dullahan watching her body getting fucked by you, but you put a mannequin head on her body to make it look like someone else

>> No.15269736

>>15269728
>Nya
>It's a catgirl

What?

>> No.15269737

>>15269731
Is he going to die? Can mamana banana even save him?

>> No.15269738
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15269738

In an odd experience of life, there now appears to be a Mantis clutching on your arm.

How do you treat such a delicate creature?

>> No.15269741

>>15269734
Mating press where your head only comes level with her beasts due to her size.

>> No.15269743

>>15269734
Mating press with you on top.

>> No.15269749

>>15269738
Wear a helmet so she can't eat my head

>> No.15269750

>>15269735
>Not a featureless like one of those doujins

>> No.15269751

>>15269738
Give her a gentle headpat and buy her a coffee.

>> No.15269753

>>15269738
Tear off her antennae and tell her to get a non-cosplay design.

>> No.15269755

>>15269738
Give her sweets and headpats.

>> No.15269759

>>15269734
Cowgirl, what type of question is this.

>> No.15269761

>>15269738
eat her head

>> No.15269764

>>15269750
So you put a blank head on her body to indulge in her cuckquean fetish?

>> No.15269766

>>15269734
There can be several. Like cowgirl where she's stifling and leaning over you. Or where she's reclining back on a chair, and you're lying into her so your head is level with hers, or lower down with her breasts, pounding away at her.

>> No.15269767

>>15269738
I would start by freezing in fear. Those arm swords, along with Mantis mannerisms, are not to be trifled with.

>> No.15269768

>>15269741
>beasts
Breasts. I'm not sure if that was down to sleepiness or alcohol, possibly both.

>> No.15269770

>>15269738
Flick her forehead.

>> No.15269771

>>15269738
Say hello and ask her how her day was, maybe head back to my place to see if she'd like to join me for dinner.

>> No.15269773

>>15269734
Drape your upper body across her back and fuck her doggy style.

>> No.15269776

>>15269717
But Beelzebubs are cute.
Cute!

>> No.15269781

>>15269734
With her on her side, with you straddling one thigh while hugging the other to your chest. alternatively, doggystyle where your torse just diapears into her ass. Or missionary with body-covering leglocks

>> No.15269782
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15269782

>>15269755
>>15269751
Clearly it seems to be doing something. But now you are left wondering, when do you stop? Is there something like a headpat thereshold? Or is there such a thing as a minimum amount of headpats? Perhaps its based on species?

These thoughts ponder through your head as you pat the head of the Mantis, who is still clutching your arm. She appears to have started exploring your headpat-hand with her antenna's too.

>> No.15269788

>>15269738
GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME
AAAAAHHH

>> No.15269790

>>15269764
I guess, someone has to like those faceless characters.

>> No.15269793

>>15269782
...continue headpatting?

>> No.15269794

>>15269738
Is it true you get a $50 dollar fine if you bully her?

>> No.15269796

>>15269782
You stop headpatting when she falls asleep

>> No.15269797

>>15269738
Touch her butt.

>> No.15269800

>>15269782
The only option is to give her a piggy back and carry her around with me all day, obviously, while ignoring to the best of my ability as she dead-pannedly licks my ears, neck and cheeks, sometimes switchign it up with nibbles and kisses.

>> No.15269803

>>15269782
Move on to cheek stroking.

>> No.15269804

>>15269776
Did a Mindflayer pull a trick on you?
You must be out of your mind.

>> No.15269808

>>15269800
>neck nibbles
>neck kisses
>neck licks
The lewdest of lewd.
I like it.

>> No.15269814
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15269814

>>15269804
Why would you say that?

>> No.15269816

>>15269695
>Posting that image again
Fuck off with your xeno shit shoggocks

>> No.15269818
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15269818

>>15269782
Keep headpatting, but stop periodically. If she leans into your hand, you haven't done enough. Once you've done enough, she'll hold onto your arm and follow you home.

>> No.15269821

>>15269737
It's over

>> No.15269825

>>15269782
You keep headpating her until she tries to kiss you.

>> No.15269828

Fuck off headpat fags, cut it with the boring cutesy anime bullshit already

>> No.15269832
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15269832

>>15269749
>>15269753
>>15269761
>>15269770
Sensing your hostile intent the Mantis takes up a defensive pose, using the ancient skill of Mantis-jisu she is now prepared for your actions with ill intent!

>>15269794
The thought crosses you. Is there such a thing like a bully-fee? You don't recall the Cheshire who bullied you back in highschool to have ever gotten any fees. Perhaps Cheshires are exempt from bullying fees? Truly, MGC laws are complicated.

The Mantis remains unmoved, but slightly tilts her head at the difficult look you give her.

>>15269767
>>15269788
You freeze in fear as the Mantis clutches to your arm! Every muscle in your body stands on alert and adrenaline pumps through your body!
You are ready to face the horrid Monster before you!

The Mantis starts nuzzling her head on your arm.

>> No.15269833

>>15269814
I want to sit on the couch eating pulled pork sandwiches and watch trashy tv with a Beelzebub!

>> No.15269835

>>15269828
Fine. We'll post the lewdest, most depraved thing possible.
Would you hold hands with a Kiki?

>> No.15269839

>>15269835
dude what the fuck

>> No.15269841

>>15269835
While cleaning, no less

>> No.15269842

>>15269828
Had a bad day or something? Sounds like you need some headpats

>> No.15269843

>>15269832
>The Mantis starts nuzzling her head on your arm.
IT'S TRYING TO RIP MY ARM OFF

>> No.15269845

>>15269832
I'm gonna kiss the left one's belly.

>> No.15269846

>>15269835
>>15269839
stop this now, this meme is even worse than headpats.

>> No.15269849

>>15269846
Cry more though

>> No.15269852

>>15269846
No fun was a mistake

>> No.15269853

>>15269814
Just look at how nasty she is. She eats trash and tries to kiss you with the same mouth. Look at those hands, they are made for ripping plastic trash bags.

>>15269833
Everything is trashy with a beelzebub.

>> No.15269859

>>15269832
Does a Mantis really think she can defend herself from my Flick with a punny style such as Mantis-jisu?

>> No.15269863

>>15269818
>That bloody heart.
Nah.

>> No.15269873

>>15269832
Commence antennae bullying.

>> No.15269874

>>15269814
>>15269833
>>15269853
Damn Beelzebubs, why are they so sexy?

>> No.15269875

>>15269846
Nah, headpats is the dumber shit. I'm starting to think it's just a few anons spamming it at this rate too, it's got to commercial anon levels of autistic repetition now.

>> No.15269881
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15269881

>>15269793
>>15269796
>>15269803
>>15269818
>>15269825
You remain confused at the matter, yet keep going. Clearly you haven't reached her headpat quota yet and that must change.

Therefore you clearly have to keep patting her head. You mindlessly use your other hand to start petting and rubbing her cheek. Perhaps headpatting works on a point based system? Would cheek rubs give extra points? Perhaps only half points as a pat on the head remains the main event.

Deeply pondering these thoughts you are stopped dead in your tracks. The Mantis however does not remain unmoved for long.
>>15269800
As she suddenly removes herself from your hands and starts climbing on your back!

Seating herself on your shoulders, locking her legs around you, she silently starts nibbling on your ears and giving you pecks in your neck.

Clearly, this is your fate now. Anon shall forever carry on his back the mantis of nibbling.

>> No.15269882

What happens if you suck on a mantis's antenna?

>> No.15269884

>>15269846
What happens if I headpat a girl while holding her hand?

>> No.15269889

>>15269875
You sound grumpy.
Are you from Canada?

>> No.15269890

What is the best way to...

...mimic the soft, fuzzy coat of a loving waifu?

...mimic the arms of a qt wrapping around you in bed, pulling you close and never letting you go?

...mimic the love held in a waifu's heart, which is warm enough to be felt physically whenever you're around?

>> No.15269893

>>15269832
>The Mantis starts nuzzling her head on your arm
Goddamn, that would escalate the freak out factor. I would try to plead for her to not hurt me.

>> No.15269895

>>15269884
you die

>> No.15269898

>>15269882
It would be very arousing.

>> No.15269899

>>15269828
Agreed. Once in a while is fine but endlessly posting it every single thread has gotten old. It's a stupid as fuck gesture anyway; you'd do that to a pet, not a lover.

>> No.15269901

>>15269881
I will inform her that I can't impregnate her if she's on my back.

>> No.15269902

>>15269899
What if your wiafu is a Kobold, or just really in to petplay?

>> No.15269903

What if I open up a treasure chest and their isn't a mimic?

>> No.15269906

>>15269881
Screw this! I'm going to shower her with compliments until she's too Kuudere to stick around, and flees in happiness. If that's not enough, I'll go to the grocery store and buy the ingredients for some homemade chocolate. That'll be more than enough to scare her off!

>> No.15269912

>>15269889
>lol u grumpy
I've seen you pull this before on another anon calling you out.
Regardless, don't you ever get tired of posting the same fucking thing over and over? It's practically shitposting at this point.

>> No.15269913

>>15269903
You will have more than enough riches to make a Mimic the happiest chest-monster in the world, who will waifu you instantly.

>> No.15269914

>>15269881
I want a mantis bodyguard/maid.

>> No.15269916

>>15269903
Did you stick the key in the hole?

>> No.15269921

>>15269903
Free shit. Repeat opening until mimic is found, then shower her with loot.

>> No.15269922

I've got a great idea

I'm going to wear my Monster Waifu's clothes, and pretend to be her. She'll think she's trapped in some alternate dimension where I'm her twin. From there, I'll convince her to rape me since it'd only be masturbation anyways. And when she does, I'd afterwards reveal it was me all along! Then I'd bully her for wanting to fuck herself, what a weirdo!

>> No.15269923

>>15269875
Funny you should say it's like commercial anon because you know what he did? Repeat himself, you're doing that a lot lately.

>> No.15269926

>>15269912
Nope, headpats are wonderful for making the waifu smile.

If you want we can always swap to milk posting or talking about alps.

Perhaps elf rape or monoeye bullying are more your speed.

>> No.15269929

>>15269881
I’ll just go and cuddle with her sexualy.
That would probably make her run away.

>> No.15269931

Monoeyes are eyedorable

>> No.15269934

>>15269912
>It's practically shitposting at this point.
From how arrogant they get over it I think that's the idea. It started out harmless enough but these days complaints about it just gets the
u mad?
responses. It's suspicious as hell.

>> No.15269937

>>15269922
Are you pretending to be actual her, or just a genderswap version of her?
Because if it's the latter, why would you mock her for that? Who wouldn't want to try to fuck themself given the chance?

>> No.15269939

>>15269931
I knew someone would see it my way someday.

>> No.15269940

I want a doppelganger to just be herself

>> No.15269943

>>15269922
I'm going to dress like a monster girl and go suck a guy's dick! I'm not going to Alp because it's just a prank, but he is because he fucked a guy.

>> No.15269946

>>15269923
>people getting tired of this meme being posted endlessly
>"It's one guy who just repeats himself!"
Also, it's ironic that you're accusing the people tired of your shit of being repetitive. It doesn't make you look like a troll in the slightest.

>> No.15269950

>>15269940
I want her to bee herself

>> No.15269951

>>15269943
Ah yes, the good ol "It's just a prank bro!' defense, /fit/'s ultimate defense.

>> No.15269953
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15269953

>>15269940
Good man. Doppelganger a cute.

>> No.15269957

>>15269923
>>15269926
So you're just admitting to shitposting now? I guess it makes sense, you get to annoy people and it's technically on topic so you'll never be banned.

>> No.15269962

>>15269937
I'd pretend to be an alternate dimension her.

>> No.15269964

>>15269946
>Always the same writing style and wording
>"B-but muh silent majority"
Also calling it cutesy anime bullshit does nothing to aid your cause, we're refugees from /a/ and currently on /jp/. Where the fuck do you think you are?

>> No.15269966

>>15269940
But she has self esteem issues and thinks her base form is ugly

>> No.15269971

>>15269940
What is a doppelganger spent so long hiding herself to try and find a husband that she no longer remembers how she actually looks?

>> No.15269976

>>15269971
Then whatever form she feels the most herself in

>> No.15269978

>>15269957
Nah, head pats are the best way to a bit girl looking cute or making an imotou happy.

And if anyone's the troll here it would be you seeing as everyone was having a grand old time until you decided to be a debby downer and begin talking about 'Dem head patters!'

>> No.15269979

>>15269964
>Always the same writing style and wording
Funny, I was thinking the same about you. For the record, half of the posts int his stupid argument haven't been me, so at least one other anon is bored of this gibberish too.

>> No.15269996

Monster girl high school when?

>> No.15270002

>>15269996
Better wear an anti rape device

>> No.15270003

>>15269898
for you

>> No.15270012

>>15269996
I would go to that.

>> No.15270019

>>15269996
What do you mean when? We used to do it all the time.

>> No.15270024

>>15269996
I'd teach history at that, would be nice to show monsters the ravages of war

>> No.15270034

>>15270002
Like a rape whistle?

>> No.15270035

>>15269881
>Clearly, this is your fate now. Anon shall forever carry on his back the mantis of nibbling.
Oh, no I shan't. For at the end of the day I return home, and when i do, she'll evolve into the mantis of handholding, leg locking, eskimo kissing and back-clawing-shoulder-gnawing raw bestial impregnation.

>> No.15270043

>>15269875
Eh, I think they're doing it out of spite at this rate. If you didn't keep drawing attention to it they might just get tired of posting it constantly on their own.

>> No.15270046

>>15270034
and chastity belt

>> No.15270055

>>15269734
Cowgirl where she holds you up, your face between her breasts, or missionary where your face rests between her breasts and she leg-locks you.

>> No.15270062

>>15270055
Oh god I want this a seven foot tall Werewolf to do this to me.

>> No.15270063
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15270063

>>15269996
So is the high school mascot a type of human? The lumberjacks, firemen or something.

>> No.15270065

>>15270002
I would honestly like to be aggressively fucked by a group of horny monstergirls. I'll go to Wonderland and make the Cheshires blush.

>> No.15270071

>>15270063
The Redskins

>> No.15270073

>>15270046
But for guys that would be cock cages, wouldn't it? And that's sex stuff.
And even if it was just some iron underwear with a lock on it, you'd need to take a piss sometime. And you know MGs don't give a shit about it being the men's bathroom. They'll catch you with your dick out eventually. Or just tear the belt off if they're strong enough.
Now, for only five payments of $19.99 you can get this special magic chastity belt that will brutally electrocute any MG that dares try to touch your crotch.
Not guaranteed to work against raijus, who actually love it.

>> No.15270075

>>15270063
What the shit is that thing driving the bus?

>> No.15270076

>>15270055
You mean lotus.

>> No.15270080

>>15269734
Ravaging her from the front while sucking on her breasts.

>> No.15270082

>>15270073
If they know what's good for them, they won't interrupt a man while's he's taking a piss.

>> No.15270084

>>15270076
That's what it's called? Either way it makes my dick diamonds. The bonus of a really tall girl doing it is your face is right in her tits - perfect for sucking on her nipples.

>> No.15270086

>>15270082
Don't worry, they'll wait till you're done. They're horny, not rude.

>> No.15270088

What if you get a positively charged Raiju and a Negatively charged Raiju and hug both at the same time?

>> No.15270094

What happens to fluffy tail that loses the fluff?

>> No.15270096
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15270096

>>15270084
This is lotus

>> No.15270100

>>15270062
Really as long as its not one of the species I dislike or one of the species that's supposed to be smaller than an average man I'd love to have sex with them like that.
>>15270076
Yeah that, had a feeling it was called something different but I couldn't remember.
>>15270084
My nigger.

>> No.15270104

>>15270096
that's really hot

>> No.15270117

>>15269931
I want this meme of people pretending monoeyes are cute to die, especially since the only writefag associated with them is a veritable faggot.

>> No.15270125

>>15270096
Fuck, that looks like an amazing position.

>> No.15270141

>>15270117
But beauty is in the eye of the beholder

>> No.15270143

>>15270096
This is the one. If someone asks you what sexual position to choose if you could only ever have one for the rest of your life, this is it.

>> No.15270144

>>15270125
It's easily the best.
>You'll never fuck Dancer inthe lotus position

>> No.15270161

>>15270096
The fact that a girl can wrap her arms and legs around you and kiss your neck or mouth makes me go crazy. Also, imagining how good it would be with tail wraps and wing hugs that my waifu could give makes me go to heaven.

>> No.15270164

>>15270161
I want the lotus with a vampire, so she can bite me in that position

>tfw no lotus vampire biting image

>> No.15270165

>>15270144
>>15270161
It looks so damn intimate, like more intimate than regular sex somehow.

>> No.15270166

>I just stayed up six hours later than I needed to because I thought I had to go somewhere by 12 today when I actually need to go somewhere tomorrow and now I'm going to wake up really late and go to bed really late tonight so it will actually fuck me over tomorrow
I wish I had a shoggoth to keep track of my life and help with the intense self hatred I feel right now

>> No.15270169

>>15270161
>Lotus with wing hugs
My fucking nigger

>> No.15270175

>>15270164
Oh god yes. That would be lovely.

>> No.15270178

>>15270164
Not nearly enough stories with lotus vampire biting

>> No.15270187

I want to invite a vampire into my house

>> No.15270190

>>15270187
Why? Is she homeless? But anon, what if she sneaks into your bed and spoons you in your sleep, taking sips from your shoulder?

>> No.15270194

I want to force a bunch of monster girls to watch shitty movies!

>> No.15270196

>>15270190
I'd love to take in a few homeless vampires

>> No.15270203

>>15269466
Very nice. Eros girls need more love.

Apsara especially.

>> No.15270209

>>15270178
I think Penys Hobopire might have that during the feeding segments.

>> No.15270210

>>15270190
>homeless vampires
What? Are you sure it isn't dhampirs?

>> No.15270214
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15270214

Okay, I thought plague doctor Lich would be silly, but after seeing this picture I've got a real fearboner going.

>> No.15270215

>>15270194
>Force a harpy to watch Birdemic
>Force a catgirl to watch A Talking Cat!?!
>Force a Valkyrie to watch Thor 2

>> No.15270216

I want to tell a Dhampir to bite me

>> No.15270219

>>15270196
Don't do it! Homelessness inspires a fierce sense of humility in vamps! She'll clean your house while you're our working for her sake, and she'll have meals ready when you get home! You'll forget how to be independent!

>> No.15270223

>>15270214
Still looks silly.

>> No.15270225

>>15270096
This is a work of art

>> No.15270230

>>15270214
>No plague doctor lich onee-san to constantly visit, concern and dread etched deeply into her expression as she knows the only thing left for her to do for her beloved plague victim is to watch him die, and resurrect him after as a thrall

>> No.15270233

>>15270215
>Find an incredibly smart and/or regal monster girl, like a Lich or a Demon
>insult their intelligence by forcing them to watch The Oogieloves

>Force a Dark Priestess, a Succubus, a Lilim, and a Demon to watch shitty Christian movies
>especially ones promoting the values of chastity, like Redeemed or Old Fashioned

>> No.15270235

>>15270194
>force Deruella to watch The Room
>the sex scenes alone driver her mad
"WHY IS HE FUCKING HER STOMACH?"
"WHAT'S WITH THE RETARD KID JUST WANDERING IN?"
"WHY IS THE CAMERA SO FOCUSED ON HIS ASS?"

>> No.15270238

>>15270194
I'm watching Nicolas Cage in Left Behind with a bit of alchohol in me.

I need a valkryie to watch this with.

>> No.15270239

>>15270235
"Two's a tango but three's a crowd, a-ha-ha."

>> No.15270241

>>15270194
>get a Gazer to watch ALL Uwe Boll movies.
>ALL of them.

>> No.15270243

>>15270241
At the same time with her multi eyes?

>> No.15270245

>>15270164
God damn, I want that

>> No.15270246

>>15270241
I can already hear the screaming.

>> No.15270250

>>15270238
The Nic Cage Left Behind is just boring as fuck. If you want real hilarity, go watch the Kirk Cameron Left Behind trilogy. It contains firebreathing Jews and the evil Russian overlord trying to murder Christians by infecting Bibles with an "infectious disease" that looks like the green mist from Goosebumps.

>> No.15270258

>>15270233
That's too cruel anon.

>> No.15270259

>>15270194
The worst you can find?

>> No.15270267

>>15270250
Well find out, there's four of us watching it so it may be better.

>> No.15270270

>>15270190
I'd love to take in a homeless lamia-type, especially during the winter months.
After wiping off her beautiful tail and cleaning her hair, I would give her a cozy place to sleep in front of the fire.
Unbeknownst to me, she would probably more desire the warmth of a man, and end up sneaking into my room.

>> No.15270278
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15270278

Always remember to tell onee-san that incest is wrong.

>> No.15270288

>>15270194
>force a Troll and a bunch of plant type girls to watch Troll 2

>> No.15270290

>>15270278
But she just laughs at that

>> No.15270291

>>15270278
Doesn't count if it's anal.

>> No.15270297

>>15270278
While you hug her and look up at her with your face in her tits, rigt?

>> No.15270299
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15270299

>>15270278
I tried telling her but all she does is lean forward and give me this face!

>> No.15270304

>>15270291
A-Anon, stop. Incesto is wrongo

>> No.15270308

>>15270094
Depression.

>> No.15270310

>>15270299
Then you leave her to play on the swings?

>> No.15270315

>>15270278
Go aways Sabbath

>> No.15270323
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15270323

>>15270299
>Tell her incest is wrong
>She goes even further beyond

>> No.15270328

>>15270315
Imouto incest is also wrong

>> No.15270331

>>15270315
away*

>> No.15270337
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15270337

>>15270304
Didja puddit inner ass last night, Anon?

>> No.15270339

>>15270278
>>15270299
>>15270323
Give me a kitsune that incorporates the features of all of these foxes.

>> No.15270345

>>15270278
Then you trip and fall into her right?

>> No.15270353
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15270353

>>15270299
Whenever I tell her she makes this face

>> No.15270354

>>15270214
We need more Mayadere, villain of the week Monster Girls!

>> No.15270356
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15270356

Always remember to tell onee-san that incest is right.

>> No.15270363

>>15265653
I like monsters like elves and succubi with more vanilla bodies

>> No.15270364

>>15270323
The Great White FLOOF.

>> No.15270366

>>15270339
I'll get the genetics Lich on it after she's finished the Cheshire/Holst/Valkyrie hybrid.

>> No.15270370

>>15270356
But she isn't my sister

>> No.15270372

>>15270337
ANON DON'T FUCKING talk so loudly

just fugeddaboutit

>> No.15270383
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>>15265479
Alright, it's all colored.

I'm probably going to draw something else first, but I'll take a shot at the Hathorite Lich next.

>> No.15270396
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15270396

>>15270372
I will not stop until I get the answers I crave.

>> No.15270398

>>15270383
I want to take Lich-chan to an amusement park for our first date!

>> No.15270409

>>15270396
Anon, she...I...

I don't wanna talk about it

>> No.15270411
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15270411

I'm going to challenge a gazer to competitive starcraft! There's no ways she can beat a Korean!

>> No.15270420

>>15270411
Ayy senpai you seen one of them Spartan 3000 folks in action yet?

>> No.15270421
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15270421

>>15270383
>that colorwork
Are you the fellow that drew pic-related?
If so, and going by how well this foxes fanny turned out, drawing a soft Hathorite Lich might not be that much of an issue for you.

>> No.15270438

>>15270421
How does she handle all that mofu?

If she boards a train, half the carriage will be filled with soft, red fluff.

>> No.15270453

>>15270438
would she need a mofu reduction potion every morning?

>> No.15270454
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15270454

>>15270420
I don't live in Korea

>> No.15270455

>>15270421
Yeah, I drew that. I never really liked how that one ended up really, but I guess I'm doing something right if people like it.

>> No.15270466

>>15270453
A big bed too, or maybe her tails just spill out of the sheets and onto the floor.

Every morning she needs to comb and brush her fluff before leaving the house.

>> No.15270468

>>15270421
Striped panties are best panties. Pink and black stripes especially.

>> No.15270478
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>>15270455
That sweater interacting with her tails, on top of those striped pantsu and thigh highs might have something to do with that. Her Autumn colors are also pleasant on the eyes so I have to commend you for that as well.

>> No.15270492

Out of topic, but am I the only whose 4chanX went crazy and keeps refreshing the page every 1.5 seconds? Had to disable it to see the page or simply post this. Maybe some buggy update?

>> No.15270494

>>15270478
I want to bury my face in that mofu. I want sniff that mofu until I can feel the mofu overtaking me

>> No.15270501

>>15270492
Not having any problems, but it updated yesterday.

>> No.15270505

>>15270383
Lovely. Nice work, anon.

>> No.15270508

>>15270494
I want to tell her that we're out of ice cream.

>> No.15270509

>You'll never be a secret boss in a monstergirl adventure game who is never husbando'd by anyone due to never being found by any players

>> No.15270515

>>15270478
Thanks!

You also reminded me that I still need to draw the nine tailed version of her, filling that much fluff onto the screen is probably going to be fun.

>>15270494
Careful anon, you wouldn't want to drown in mofu.

>> No.15270522
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15270522

Are androids monstrous enough or is it too sci-fi? Its like a metal golem.

>> No.15270524

>>15270509
>The few players who do find you vehemently declare you as best Husbando
>Theirs is like a secret club within the fandom, who consider themselves above all others for their appreciation of your many wonderful traits

This is either the best or worst thing.

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>>15270522
Androids are lovely. They can stay.

>> No.15270533

It's been so long I dunno how to get back into writing

>> No.15270540

>>15270515
That sounds sublime.
In that regard, I wish you the best of luck on the Lich Hathorite and 9-tailed Megamofu fox.

>> No.15270545

>>15270501
Yeah, 33.5 issue. Solved with updating to a newer one.

>> No.15270550

>>15270534
You can't impregnate a robot

>> No.15270553

>>15270509
nobody expects the lazy fuck that sleeps all day to be the secret boss

>> No.15270554

>>15270515
>Careful anon, you wouldn't want to drown in mofu.
I want to try to pull away from the mofu, only for the mofu to wrap her mofus around my head and trap me there

>> No.15270555

>>15270522
Would you an overly flamboyant bot with long legs, thick thighs, and a preference for wearing pink and black latex?

>> No.15270559

>>15270550
With science, anything is possible.

>> No.15270567

Have those japs modded stardew valley with monsterfus yet?

>> No.15270569

>>15270559
>>15270559
not making life from machine

>> No.15270572

>>15270524
They can't husbando the secret boss without defeating him first!

>> No.15270577

>>15270569
Speak English better.

>> No.15270583

>>15270550
That's not necessarily a bad thing for some.

Also, if you really want a child, just get an undeveloped AI base, take a copy of your robot wife's AI, and a flash-clone of your brain, then feed the base structuring data of both into the AI base. Then just stick that newly formed AI into your childbot.
And there you go. An infant robot who's digital soul is the truly unique product of both you and your wife.

If you want, you can even install an artificial womb into your wife, a dedicated, single use factory to construct a body for your child.

>> No.15270584

>>15270567
No they have better things to do then play a chinese knockoff game

>> No.15270597

>>15270550
Fucking sunshinefags with their daughteru and impregnation fetish again. Go outside for once and stop moefying everything, goddamnit.

>> No.15270602
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15270602

I'm gonna make a combat android into my cute girlfriend!

>> No.15270605
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15270605

I commissioned another picture of wife.
Almost forgot to post it here.
She's always so beautiful.

>> No.15270606
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15270606

>>15270550
Incubation tube chest implants!
Growing a daughteru with your WA1-F Model:U

>> No.15270611

>>15270605
Gorgeous

>> No.15270615

>>15270583
>Building your robot daughteru with your waifu
>Spend your time perfecting your daughteru's AI with your waifu everyday when you come home from work for months before starting to build her physical body
>Some days you're so motivated and determined that you end up falling asleep while working on your daughteru's AI late at night
>Adapt your home computer to host daughteru's AI as to test it and see her wake up for the first time
>A single tear of happiness runs down your cheek as you watch the visual representation of her eyes slowly open on the screen
>Her first words, directed to you, make you laugh with embarassement and joy, as she asks you why your "photosensors" are "leaking"
>As days pass, she watches both you and your waifu carefully build her body, constantly bombarding you with questions about all kids of things
>Her choice of words and knowledge eventually "mature" to those of a young child, as you teach her all kinds of things kids her "age" should know, effectively shaping her mind and personality to those of a little girl
>She learns how to smile, how to "cry", how to be happy and how to be sad, as her AI successfully develops actual emotions based on what she knows about them, and from spending time with you
>With each passing day, she welcomes you home with a wide pixelated smile on your computer screen, reminding you that she can't wait to be transferred to her physical body

>> No.15270617

>>15270605
Damn son
How much?

>> No.15270623

>>15270615
>A year later, on the very same day when she first woke up, you tell her that you have a surprise for her
>Confused and curious, your daughteru's AI asks you what it is, as a big question mark pops up over the visual representation of her avatar on the computer screen
>You tell her to close her "eyes" and wait for it, to which she promptly complies, eager to know what is going on
>A few moments later, you tell her she can open her eyes again
>As she slowly opens her eyes to see her new body completely assembled in front of her, you chuckle to yourself as she squeals in surprise and happiness through the computer's speakers
>On that day, you taught her the meaning of the words "happy birthday", as you and your waifu migrated her AI to her new body
>The first thing your robot daughteru does as soon as she activates her new body is give both of you a hug, thanking you for being the best parents in the world

>> No.15270624

>>15270617
$60

>> No.15270628

>>15270605
So how does that weird black goo that you always see Gazers covered in work, anyways? Is it naturally occuring? is it like their sweat?
Does it work as lube?

>> No.15270634

>>15270628
Her tentacles.
They're dripping with goo, they secrete it.

>> No.15270635

>>15270623
That was adorable, might wanna work on a little sister later

>> No.15270640
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15270640

>>15270615
>>15270623
Do you just keep her in a child body?
Do you have to build her a new body every few years?
Does she build it herself?

So many questions, i'd probably just keep a lolibot running around forever.

>> No.15270649

>>15270640
The learning experience is you teach her to replicate so that she can build a child when she marries

>> No.15270656

Androids aren't monsters. Fuck off.

>> No.15270660

>>15270656
Where were you whenever elves were mentioned?

>> No.15270663

>>15270628
>>15270634
What does gazer goo taste like?

>> No.15270665

>>15270656
Quit being a fucking shithead, Anon.

>> No.15270677

>>15270663
Bags of sand

>> No.15270679
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15270679

>>15270663
Love
Got this for christmas

>> No.15270680

>>15270096
>>15270161

I want that with a Kej

>> No.15270682

>>15270677
But...

uh

>> No.15270684

>>15270679
>DEVO ME
What did she mean by this?

>> No.15270690

>>15270684
it means she wants you to WHIP IT
WHIP IT GOOD

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15270693

>>15270096
I wanna do that with an Anubutt

>> No.15270710

>>15270656
And catgirls are?

>> No.15270719

>>15270656
And dolls are? Both are practically the same, except one is made out of metallic moving parts.

>> No.15270724
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>>15270693
She'll judge you for it.
It's her job after all

>> No.15270726

>>15270663
Like black licorice, while the Gazer herself tastes like the tangy saltiness of sweat.

You will spend a hot afternoon with a Gazer childhood friend and lick her armpits while filling her full of Suezos

>> No.15270727

>>15270724
My heart is lighter than a feather

>> No.15270737

>>15270726
I fucking love black licorice, would have a gazer childhood friend to call sweet

>> No.15270743

>>15270726
>black licorice
I hesitate to say that it's the worst candy, but it's certainly somewhere on that list.

>> No.15270749

>>15270743
M8 the fuck all black candies are great from the jelly beans to the licorice

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15270755

>>15270656
Yeah man fuck those tanned weightlifting humans.
And those damned birth-defect-eared humans.
And those humans suffering from cranial Pachyonychia Congenita.

They don't belong at all.

>> No.15270778
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15270778

>>15270755
I want a Succubus with Danua's small, but busty body.

>> No.15270781

>>15270755
>>15270778
Dumb monster girl.

>> No.15270788

>>15270781
who is the smartest of the dumb monsters

>> No.15270794

>>15270749
Lemon and lime flavored candies are objectively best. Grape and orange flavors are objectively worst.

>> No.15270795

>>15270788
Tanuki.

>> No.15270797

>>15270755
There's a big difference between being /m/ as fuck and being an actual monster.

>> No.15270800
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15270800

>>15270788
Fairies!
Nature's retard!

>> No.15270802
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15270802

>>15270724
I just wanna feel those fluffy legs and arms around me. She can judge all she wants.

>> No.15270804

>>15270788
The one with slightly below average intelligence.
That's a kobold.

>> No.15270807

>>15270794
>Orange is worst
you fucking what

>> No.15270818

>>15270794
Lemon and Black are best they tie in my opinion

>> No.15270819

>>15270794
>Grape and orange flavors are objectively worst.
No, banana flavored candies are the worst.

>> No.15270821

>>15270278
Why would I do that? A brother shouldn't lie to his older sister.

>> No.15270828

>>15269971
Shouldn't there be something that makes shapeshifters revert to their true form? In most fiction, this is silver or moonlight.

>> No.15270831

>>15270794
Cherry represent.

>> No.15270843

>>15270831
Cherry and raspberry flavors are a close second to lemon-lime.

>> No.15270846

>>15270828
KC's doppelgangers revert to their true forms during new moons

>> No.15270847

>>15270828
According to the profile, they lose their ability to transform during nights of new moons.

>> No.15270853

Which monstergirl is the best momma?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a25kikvEpOw&list=LLfZlqdhYD0wiy0R3rlnc4HQ&index=1

>> No.15270859

>>15270802
What happens if I erase those exclamation points from an anubutt's midrff?

>> No.15270863

Alright gentlemen, I'm looking for an eldritch waifu. And not just some boring slimy maid like a Shoggoth, they're just child's play compared to the actual Old Ones, Deep Ones, and Outer Gods. Show me the freakiest eldritch monster girls you have!

>> No.15270866

>>15270853
Hey DaGameGuy11

>> No.15270867

>>15270615
>>15270623
Some nice ideas.

>Spend months parsing AI code with your robot wife
>It's so complex a human can't actually comprehend it, and your wife has to translate and simplify ideas for you, seeing as how the code relates to extremely abstract and fluid concepts, such as emotional intelligence, learning rates, development of inclinations, varied responses to millions of different external stimuli as a baseline for building experience
>It's literally looking into the code defining the potential and growth of a person yet to be born, something so complex no science can truly, actually pin it down
>And the only reason your wife can parse it is because the AI is in stasis, frozen and yet to activate, to become fluid as it learns and changes in every fundamental and extremely varied ways
>Maybe two years of this pass as a dedicated job for you and your wife
>There's a reason not many people marry androids, and this is one of them
>But eventually, you and her are sitting there at the screen, with your daughter's program ready to run, and a single command prompt window open as an output
>So many months of painstaking love and dedication have led up to this moment, where with a single click, you press the "Run" button
>So many things could go wrong
>It isn't like just compiling a program and troubleshooting it if it crashes
>No, you only get one shot at this, at creating a life
>And if anything goes wrong, that's an existence you've brought into the world anyway - a half-formed, agonising life, no less a person and no less capable of feeling hurt for being digital
>You and your wife stare at the screen, waiting
>Then, on the prompt, a single sentence is uttered by her, the result of a soft-programmed executable to make sure that everything about her is functioning at a base level
>Her first words
Hello, World!
>From that point on, you use the microphone and speakers to talk
>It's a surreal experience, talking to your minutes old daughter, introducing yourself as mommy and daddy
>She tries to pick up on words you say to her, repeating them back, taking them apart and analyzing patterns, trying to find context, using her preset voicepack to talk to you, like a "dumb" robot
>She'll learn to create her own context soon enough, and the voicepack is just a stopgap. As she grows, she'll develop her own voice, and her own visual identity, as decreed by her AI
>She doesn't need sleep, so while you spend the nights sleeping in the lap of your wife, she stays awake, talking with your daughter, guiding her and educating her with the efficiency of a machine, the beauty of a human mind, and the unwavering love of a mother
>You'll wake up after 8 hours of sleep to find your daughter learning about musical chords from a lesson on digital sound from last night, or drawing from her imagination after being shown the Paint tool

>> No.15270874

>>15270863
Fuck off Shoggocks

>> No.15270878

>>15270866
Ah damn, ye caught me.

>> No.15270881

>>15270867
I want to marry a robutt now

>> No.15270886
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15270886

>>15270863
>boring slimy maid like a Shoggoth
But shoggoths are cute! And they work harder than those dumb birdbrained kikis!

>> No.15270888

>>15270853
>Subscribed to GameGrumps and Markiplier

Come on, man.

>Subscribed to Sexualobster, Criken, Dunk, Retsuperae and Plague

Well, you can't be that bad.

>Subscribed to Ricesnot

You're forgiven for your sins.

>> No.15270891

>>15270886
What if you hired both?
Would one be dead the next day?

>> No.15270893

>>15270886
Yeah, but they're practically vanilla compared to some of the crazy shit you can find with the other Old Ones!
And Mindflayers don't count, either! They're just D&D knockoffs of the really cool gods!

>> No.15270894

>>15270888
I have some guilty pleasures.
Ricesnot is the best though.

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>>15270853
>Look through likes
>Undertale, Game Grumps, Markiplier, PewdiePie
Not even Memecat tier. Less then that Mr. DaGameGuy11.

>> No.15270897

>>15270693
Me too anon.

Goddammit, me too...

>> No.15270900

>>15270693
I want my head between her thighs while I grasp her anubutt
Is that so much to ask for?

>> No.15270901

>>15270895
I thought undertale was good but the fanbase quickly began to freak me out.

>> No.15270902

>>15270867
This is a really cute idea.

>> No.15270904

So whats the boundaries on what a monstergirl is?
I am seeing robutts, and I have seen other things that seem out of place.

>> No.15270907

>>15270904
Whatever gets anon's dick hard, isn't 100% human and isn't furry

>> No.15270911

>>15270907
Whatever gets anon's dick hard, isn't 100% human

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15270913

>>15270907
>What about kopporokurus? They definitely look very human. The only difference is that they're really small, no larger than a cola can.

>> No.15270914

>>15270904
Snouts and full-body fur

Polt is where we draw the line.

>> No.15270915

>I'll never be able to be a camwhore for monstergirls
Why live

>> No.15270916

>>15270914
Nah, senpai, Polts a full fledged furry.

>> No.15270917

Do you prefer your monster girls in a modern setting or a fantasy setting?

>> No.15270918

>>15270915
You will soon.

>> No.15270924

>>15270914
>fur on face and everywhere else
Polt is furry

>> No.15270927

>>15270916
Are furries not monster girls?
You can be a monster girl and not a furry, but can you be a furry and not a monster girl?

>> No.15270929

>>15270914
Nigga Polt's furry.

>> No.15270931
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15270931

How do you get lazy dragons off the couch?

>> No.15270934

>>15270895
To be fair if you made Toriel into a Satyros she'd be best mom

>> No.15270938

>>15270917
Modern. Fantasy's nice and all, but it generally falls into a bunch of typical RPG tropes.
Plus I like modern setting because it's fun to see how different girls adapt to different aspects of society.

>> No.15270939

>>15270927
We're getting into a grey area. All I'm saying is, Polt meets the criteria of being a furry. I'm not saying if you like her, you're an evil person. It's just one of those really controversial things people like to shitfling about.

>> No.15270943

>>15270931
Set it on fire or some shit.

>> No.15270944

>>15270917
Modern.

>> No.15270945

>>15270931
Hide all the food and the cables. You can also hide her hoard and even worse, hide yourself so she comes desperately searching for you while crying and calling your name.

>> No.15270947

>>15270931
Force her to watch shitty movies involving dragons until she moves. My recommendations are Eragon and Dungeons & Dragons (the one with Jeremy Irons).

>> No.15270949

>>15270931
Give her a pile of gold to sit on instead.
Bam, couch is clear.

>> No.15270950

>>15270931
You dont, you join them and cuddle.

>> No.15270955

>>15270949
Do wocks even like gold?

>> No.15270956

>>15270931
I don't, I just bring the snacks to her.
She's a tad heavy

>> No.15270961

>>15270917
A fantasy setting that has reached a "modern" age

>> No.15270964

>>15270956
Just a sign you're such a good servant for her that she never has to lift a claw.

>> No.15270966

>>15270917
Modern. Not huge on fantasy, also don't like all the magical BS of the MGs absolutely needing fucking jizz to live.

>> No.15270969

>>15270915
What kind of camwhore? The kind that strips on seedy websites, the kind that makes custom fetish videos and sells them, or just a porn star?

>> No.15270973

>>15270969
The first two.

>> No.15270979

>>15270964
I guess.
I do enjoy massaging here, even if she demands that I have to touch every inch of her.

>> No.15270980

>>15270969
>mfw I will never make specialty videos of me sitting on pies and crying

Life is just not cherry.

>> No.15270981

>>15270969
I'd stream dating sims with a face cam

>> No.15270983

I want to yank Gazer out of her couch and into a hug as I tell her Blood Dragon 2 has been confirmed

>> No.15270984

>>15270973
> He doesn't want to be the star of Plump Pink Pussies 2, the multimillion view cuckoldry film wherein two Kakuken sisters double team a humanboy while his Elf wife watches and masturbates

>> No.15270989

So why would a human be a knight in MG Fantasy setting?
It't like asking to get raped and killed.

>> No.15270992

>>15270984
Well, I said I wanted to be a camwhore, not a pornstar.

>> No.15270996

>>15270947
>you will never annoy your dragon waifu by following her around and quoting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28snhq40C8o

>> No.15270998

>>15270989
>raped
I don't see an issue there.
>killed
Can't happen.

>> No.15271003
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15271003

I enjoy elves.

>> No.15271004

>>15270917
fantasy

>> No.15271006

>>15270984
Please no cuckqueaning and if you have to just use a Dullahan's body so you aren't actually cheating on her head

>> No.15271009

>>15271003
Eh, they are okay.

>> No.15271015

>>15270917
Modern because too many monster girls are too good in a modern school setting.

>> No.15271017

I just realized how difficult it would be to get a lot of monstergirls into a car.

>> No.15271021

>>15270981
But what if you lose views because you are wooing the wrong monster

>> No.15271030

>>15270984
Can I just have the Kakuen sisters?

>> No.15271031

>>15271017
Can you imagine horsepussy driving?

>> No.15271032

>>15271031
>Sitting in the back seat next to her ass.

>> No.15271041

>>15271006
What if you use a human woman instead?

>> No.15271043

>>15271032
Would you lick horsepussy butthole?

>> No.15271044

I wonder what a hug with the darkest elf and the lightest elf would be like

>> No.15271046

>>15271017
Which is why public transportation would have to be a thing in MGC.

>> No.15271049

>>15271046
>Trains in MGC are incredibly wide

>> No.15271054

>>15271044
Oreo.

>> No.15271055

>>15270984
>Wanting to show everyone how you're ravaged
>Not wanting to tease monstergirls about how they would be the ones doing it
This is why being a camwhore is better

>> No.15271057

>>15271054
But I'm white

>> No.15271059

>>15271046
Oh god the amount of space wings and tails would take.

>> No.15271065
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>>15271017
>>15271046
There's a reason that comic that people get angry about when mentioned had them all riding in one of those farm flatbed trucks.

>> No.15271066

>>15271059
Wing spreading the "man spreading" of monsters

>> No.15271067

>>15270902
Yeah, I'm quite fond of it too.

The idea of a digital soul, and the full exploration of the development of a sapient being that exists within a computer is something that really appeals to me.
It's the reason I've been holding onto one particular succuvirus idea for a really long time. I have the ideas for the girl herself pretty much fleshed out, but the plot itself is still an issue. Maybe once that's sorted out and planned, I'll try writing it.

>> No.15271070

>>15271065
Mention the comic. I know not of it.

>> No.15271071

>>15271041
What do you mean? Cucking the human with a dullahan or something else

>> No.15271072

>>15271046
>>15271059
>>15271017
There's always polymorphing.

>> No.15271075

>>15271065
Why would people get angry at Crab's old comics?

>> No.15271076

>>15271046
Makes me think of an ushi powered rickshaw, that usually takes you to your destination.

>> No.15271077

>>15271071
Cucking the human with any monstergirl.

>> No.15271079

>>15271044
The two elves will hate each other

>> No.15271086

>>15271057
All humans are black in the eyes of faggot elves.

>> No.15271089

>>15271066
I'm going to lay up against a dragon's wing and I'm going to step on her tail. That should show her to only spread things in bed.

>> No.15271097

>>15271089
>step on her tail
Ouch anon, thats harsh. Thats a sensitive area.

>> No.15271102

>>15271097
she is into tail torture

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>>15271070
Surely you've seen these?
I cropped two of them together because the bottom halves are porn.

>>15271075
I don't know, bunch of people got really hostile the last time I saw them mentioned.

>> No.15271104

>>15271089
>"What's that? You want to sit here?"
>"SOrry boy, the only seat in the house is my lap"
>"Well? You just going to stand there?"

>> No.15271106

>>15271103
>I don't know, bunch of people got really hostile the last time I saw them mentioned.
Probably faggots.

>> No.15271108

>>15271103
Oh, I didn't know people got upset at those. I really like the dullahan one and the spider one.

>> No.15271118

These generals go on so long for threads. When do they usually end? 1300 posts or so? Image limit?

>> No.15271119

>>15271055
Oh sure, you can say you're a pussy addict and how you love to eat all sorts of girls out so they make your face sticky, or you could show it in "The Soft and Hard Duo"

>> No.15271121

>>15271118
We're already at 1500 though.

Last few hit around the 2500 mark.

>> No.15271123

>>15271118
I've seen a few threads reach 3k

>> No.15271126

>>15271097
It's her fault for just leaving it there. If I was sitting and I saw her with her tail on the ground I would offer to hold it for her so other don't step on it.

>>15271104
Making a bad passenger feel uncomfortable is the best way to fix their attitude

>> No.15271128

>>15271121
>>15271123
Oh damn, wonder why they go on so long.
Most generals just replace themselves.

>> No.15271129

>>15270917
Modern dystopias senpai, I can't get off on perfection.

>> No.15271130

>>15271118
The turnover rate is roughly around two days per thread.

>> No.15271131

>>15271128
we usually just wait till we fall off page 10

>> No.15271132

>>15271126
So you sit in her lap for the entire trip right?

>> No.15271139

>can program, not much of a writer
>have free time for the next few months
>can't think of any kind monster girl game to make
Any of you guys have ideas?

>> No.15271140

>>15271132
Yes. I also make eye contact and make myself comfortable, maybe read a book or mess with the phone.

>> No.15271141

>>15271131
Lately we've been having the threads forcefully closed once we're at image limit and around page 9/10. Pretty sure someone is telling us to move on and make a new thread instead of shitposting in a huge imageless thread for two days.

>> No.15271146

>>15271139
A Lamia propelling herself through space with the momentum of her tail.

>> No.15271150

>>15271123
Back in the beginning of the /jp/ times, one or two threads even hit around 4K and 5K. The latter only happened once though, to my memory.

>> No.15271154

>>15271102
What a pervert

>> No.15271158

>>15271140
What about sinking back in your 'seat' so that your head is using her impressive chest as a pillow?

>> No.15271161

>>15271139
I have experience with Unity and Gamemaker I know it's not the best portfolio but eh

Personally I've been thinking of a mix between Dungeon Keeper, Startopia and Viva Pinata. Where you build a dungeon and Monster Girls come to it, and you need to keep them happy, and eventually find them a cute human boy to take home. Sorta a tycoon lifesim.

>> No.15271162

>>15271139
Isometric RPG like FFTA, where you have a human MC with a party of monstergirls, and you fight stuff in turn based strategy combat.

>> No.15271167

>>15271161
Is it like Viva Pinata where you can beat them with a shovel?

>> No.15271171

>>15271139
let me write a story for your videogame.

>> No.15271181

>>15271158
Of course that too. I'll also mention how good and soft that seat is. Maybe even feel the texture of the handle.

>> No.15271182

>>15271171
It's expected to be there but it's not that important

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>>15271182

>> No.15271194

>>15271182
Carmack pls go.

>> No.15271197

>>15271181
I'd be careful, she may let out a growl and make you pay for your impertinence.

>> No.15271202

>>15271182
What type of game are you trying to make? I've been told I'm good at making hooks for game stories.

>> No.15271209

>>15271197
she wouldn't harrass me like that in public. Plus, she is the one who started it, now she'll have to deal with me everytime she missbehaves on public transportation.

>> No.15271212

What kind of monsters would watch a male camwhore

>> No.15271216

>>15271212
A gazer would watch it but hate how shit he was at the game

>> No.15271217

>>15271212
Apophis.
But only because she's the boss and she's making sure her peons are doing the work right.

>> No.15271220

>>15271212
Bored ones who want to masturbate.

>> No.15271229

>>15271209
Hmm, then she may need to bring things up in a more private place.

>> No.15271233

>>15271202
That wasn't me, and I don't know what I want to make yet.

>> No.15271235

>>15271229
>Picks up anon and brings him out of the next stop
>Anon is never seen again

>> No.15271237

>>15271220
They love the handcam that is conveniently over his crotch

>> No.15271242

>>15271233
Even then, I've always wanted to collaborate on a vidya game or something. We should like, exchange emails or something.

>> No.15271246

>>15271235
>Anon ends up being a house husband and taking care of tiny dragon daughters.

I can dig it.

>> No.15271257

>>15271246
>Mom always tells the tale about how she met daddy on a train and from then on owned him

>> No.15271262

>>15271212
Alps that will bully them by making them put shoes on their head and call them a landwhale, while never admitting to their cocklust.

>> No.15271266

>>15271242
I prefer to work alone, sorry.

>> No.15271271

>>15271229
Yeah, maybe a home lesson is better since she treats everywhere like it is her house.

>>15271246
Surely they need a capable father of teaching them on how to behave in public!

>> No.15271276

>>15271212
All of them

>> No.15271280

>>15271276
Why would an Oni or Hellhound watch

>> No.15271281

>>15271271
Perhaps,

A home lesson would be best, although I'm certain that the daughterus would want to go out with you sometime.

>> No.15271282

>>15271266
You wound me anon. Wound me.

>> No.15271283

>>15271257
This appeals to me.

>> No.15271286

How do you all feel about suffering to healing stories?

>> No.15271288

>>15271280
You

>> No.15271290

>>15271286
Urobochi pls no

>> No.15271291

>>15271280
Why wouldn't they?

>> No.15271293

>>15271281
Sure, I would love to take my family to a restaurant and show them how to behave and treat others in public. I just hope they follow my lead more than they follow their mother.

>> No.15271296

Hey, you been listening to Rape Radio recently? I DON'T THINK SO! ...'cause you're all listening to this station late at night, with me, DJ Holy Stryker, on Deus Vult FM.

Just in a few minutes of your time to cover the rules of the Monstergirl world. To succeed here, you need to resist rape, but you're not gonna resist any rape attempts unless you take risks.

The big reward? That's easy, you earn purity. Using purity gives your spirit a mana BOOST! And you can use boost at any time to keep your faith in the Chief God from being corrupted away.

Here's the lowdown: Risks can be taken anywhere in the Monstergirl world (whether you like it or not anyway). Take risks, you get rewards! Get it? Near misses from almost being pounced by horny Manticores, spreading the word of God in monster neighbourhoods, going to the church every Sunday, carrying a bottle of holy water on you at all times, and so it goes on.

Okay, so earning purity is one thing, but to survive, you need to preserve it. Fend off monstergirls by dodgin', wrestlin', de-corruptin', and purifyin' 'em. You'll get a quick purity fix and you can use it immediately to mix things up.

If you wanna to take a bigger risk, try converting your attackers. Takedowns are when you successfully counterattack monstergirls by showing them the way of chastity and consent, and if you do it, you'll grow your spirit mana boost and fill it. But if you get taken down and raped, your mana boost bar gets taken down too.

That was a public service announcement brought to you by Radio Deus Vult FM. Stay safe out there!

>> No.15271297

>>15271291
Games aren't athletic

>> No.15271298

>>15271293
I'm sure it would be fun getting them to act nice while their mother acts like everyone is her servant.

>> No.15271303

>>15271296
Enclave radio with Ms.President Eden is the best

>> No.15271304

>>15271296
Fuck off RPfag.

>> No.15271305

>>15271303
Best president.
Best golem.

>> No.15271308

>>15271305
She is purely Human don't spread lies

>> No.15271315

>>15271296
Stop.

>> No.15271321

>>15271298
It'd be a nice thing to see them grow up with the beauty of their mother and the demeanor of their father. Sure, there would be the little wild one, who looks nice but is actually rough, but I would love her all the same.

>> No.15271327

What if the Mouse was aggressive

>> No.15271328

>>15271297
What?

>> No.15271332

>>15271321
Group wing hugs where the dragons are all surrounding their father legs?

>> No.15271354

>>15271332
Adorable. I might not have wings to do the same, but I have arms long enough to engulf all those little winged lizards. The mom will get her big hug too once she learns how to say sorry.

>> No.15271357

If a lizard takes a potion that gives her wings does that make her a dragon?

>> No.15271360

>>15271354
A man getting wing hugs from all sides?
Sounds like heaven.

>> No.15271366

>>15271357
>Boring Lizards wants to hang with cool dragons
>Takes a wings potion
>Potion gives her feathered wings
>Everyone laughs at the dumb lizard

>> No.15271370

>>15271366
Quetzalcoatl monster girl when?

>> No.15271375

>>15271360
It definitely is heaven. Some may say that the scales of a Dragon are cold and hard, but that doesn't matter when you feel their soft and warm cheeks nuzzling up to yours saying "I love you, father" Stay the fuck away, daugtheru fuckers

>> No.15271381
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Delinquents onis
Delinquent hellhounds
Delinquent lizardmen
Delinquent werewolves
Delinquent trolls

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>>15271370
We took care of that already.

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>>15271370
Are thou summoning my presence?

>> No.15271385

>>15271381
What if, delinquent alices

>> No.15271393

>>15271381
What if they meet

Class Rep onis
Class Rep hellhounds
Class Rep lizardmen
Class Rep werewolves

>> No.15271394

>>15271381
>Delinquent dormice
Trashtalking you in your sleep.

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>>15270623
reminder that migrating data in that sense is not possible.

you killed her, anon. you killed her and replaced her with an exact copy.

>> No.15271401

>>15271394
>your*
I meant while she's asleep.

>> No.15271421

Ooga Booga where the cute boys at?

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>>15271381
i want to be the non-intimidating dad of a delinquent monstergirl who is cool with just about anything, but become borderline mafia gangster if anyone dares to hurt my little girl
>"Mind handing me that knife so I can cut up this carrots, son? No, not that one. That one is for guys who cheat on my dear daughter."

>> No.15271430

>>15271421
Darn amazonian Kakurens.
I'm going to massage the biggest one I can find after she has a hard day at work.

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>>15271393
It would look a little something... like this:

>> No.15271447

>>15271428
I want all of those dogs, right now. Especially the one on the left.

>> No.15271465

Huh.
This is new to me.
http://exhentai.org/g/936137/f0a0937ba7/

Praise be for impregnating dragon girls.

>> No.15271466

We all know that cheshires with hearts and spades on their faces are cheeky and playful. But what about the elusive diamond suit cheshires? How would they act?

>> No.15271467

>>15271434
How deceptive, would the two groups be rivals?

>> No.15271480

>>15271466
Lightly teasing cuddle bugs that lift and get fit.

>> No.15271481

>>15271428
I'm not sure why the one in the middle bothered doing any of the buttons on her shirt at all.

>> No.15271484

What would the life of an alice be like in a modern school setting?

>> No.15271508

>>15271484
For some reason you can't help but bully them, and every day they come back not remembering ever having been bullied.

>> No.15271510

>>15271484
Fucking teachers

>> No.15271517

>>15271465
>reverse scale
>the last page
cute

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Cats or ghosts?
Or both?

>> No.15271530

>>15271528
She needs a shirt

>> No.15271534

>>15271510
A monster girl school would obviously have some sort of countermeasure against that.

>> No.15271536

>>15271534
It's called married teachers

>> No.15271541

>>15271528
That woman needs to stop being such a slut and needs to wear proper clothes.

>> No.15271543

>>15271536
>implying teachers don't teach at MG schools to build a harem.

>> No.15271546

>>15271536
Are monster girls automatically dissuaded by a man already being taken?

>> No.15271547

>>15271543
I'd teach to ensure the next generation is well educated not build a harem

>> No.15271550

>>15271536
Or a fake wedding ring if you are single and a picture of your sister on the desk to cover as your wife

>> No.15271551

>>15271547
Okay, home-ec teacher. I'll take history and my bicorn waifu will have a hand in picking the worthy.

>> No.15271558

>>15271551
Teaching Monsters and Humans how to cook is important

>> No.15271559

I bet teaching shop class to monsters would be easy just help them pick a woods project to make that would be useful for them and let them go at it

>> No.15271568

>>15271550
In the MGE universe, all wedding rings are probably blessed by Eros to repel attempted NTR, so fakes wouldn't work.

>> No.15271572

>>15271568
Just get a passed down trinket

>> No.15271576

>>15271572
Actually, Eros probably blesses the people themselves.

>> No.15271578

What's the appeal of giant monster girls? A tiny human dick couldn't satisfy them

>> No.15271583

>>15271578
Fuck off.

>> No.15271584

>>15271578
More loving, obviously.

>> No.15271586

>>15271568
Nah. Wedding Rings are a fairly new addition to monster culture,but they started making use of Demon Realm Gems, special ores which mutate into unique forms based upon the MANA of the couple.Thus, every wedding ring set is different.

>> No.15271592

>>15271550
But what happens when one of your students runs into your sister and they learn the truth?

>> No.15271601

>>15271559
>Half of them make a dildo
>The other half make you some kind of present

>> No.15271608

>>15271578
Just because their body is giant doesn't mean their vaginal cavity is. It may lead to a giant uterus, but if the nerves are concentrated in a relatively small vagina, even you can make that giant ahegao.

>> No.15271613

>>15271601
No making sex toys is an ancient rule to avoid splinters.

Like for the birds they can build their own stand. Or the Mouse can star working on a wooden bed frame.

>> No.15271621

>>15271578
There's more of them to love and snuggle, plus it's no a problem of size when you can become Ultraman and team up to fight evil together.

>> No.15271628

>>15271613
>Or the Mouse can star working on a wooden bed frame.
>Letting somebody with narcolepsy near heavy machinery

>> No.15271633

>>15271628
Not that heavy machinery an arm saw for the boards is safe enough, but better let her best friend do the cutting and she do the gluing

>> No.15271636

>>15271559
I assume hellhounds would be in the metals area rather than the woods for apt reasons

>> No.15271654

>>15271633
I want to see mouse covered in my sticky glue.

>> No.15271658

>>15271654
But it needs to go on the wood not in her fur

>> No.15271686

>>15271658
Instructions not clear, glue on meese.

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>>15265092
What MG WOULDN'T make a good maid?

>> No.15271690

>>15271689
Shoggoth obviously

>> No.15271693

>>15271689
Beelzebub

>> No.15271696

>>15271690
kiki pls go

>> No.15271700

>>15271686
If that keeps up then that mice will never have a wooden bedframe

>> No.15271703

>>15271689
Any stupid monster girl, any clumsy monster girl, any monster girl that is unable to stop attempting rape.

>> No.15271706

>>15271689
Wight because she would not stoop to being a maid

>> No.15271709

What do Kikimoras think about maid costumes being used for sexual roleplay

>> No.15271713

>It has been 2 weeks since Unagi Joro was released

And we still didn't talk much about her, she deserves more love, even with her silly gimmick

>> No.15271714

>>15271689
>Slug girl goes to wipe down a window
>Turns around and sees a trail of goo
>Mops the trail up
>Turns around and sees more
Bonus points if she doesn't realize its her fault.

>> No.15271716

>>15271709
They wonder why people don't fuck kikis instead.

>> No.15271732

>>15271713
I bet they give great hugs

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>>15271713

They're pretty cute.

>> No.15271737

>>15271393
Delinquent Class Rep Onis!
Delinquent Class Rep Hellhounds!
Delinquent Class Rep Lizardmen!
Delinquent Class Rep Werewolves!
Delinquent Class Rep Trolls!

Delinquent Class Rep Jub Jubs!

>> No.15271740

>>15271737
Oh no they fused together

>> No.15271743

>>15271713
Agreed, especially since their essentially a lamia mixed with a mermaid, which both are great in my opinion. Plus, they have really cute ears and look so mice to snuggle with.

>> No.15271745

>>15271714
Would you let a slug girl catch you, just so she can feel better about herself being so slow?

>> No.15271747

Fluffy
Moth
Girls

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>>15271713
>>15271735
They're the thickest fish.
Also, anyone have that Snibako Eel image?

>> No.15271752

>>15271743
>look so mice to snuggle with.
Are mice so good for snuggling that we are now using "mice" to describe it?

>> No.15271756

>>15271745
No, I'd go up to her and ask her out on a lovely date so we can get to know each other some more. Then after getting to each other and sharing a delicious dinner together, we can sit on the couch together and discuss more about what things we like/ share in common.

>> No.15271757

>>15271732
They'd be nice and squishy so being coiled up by them would make for quite a different feeling compared to a Lamia.

>> No.15271759

>>15271747
KCs moffs need more love.

>> No.15271762

>>15271752
I mean't nice, although mice are nice to snuggle with so either way I wouldn't be wrong.

>> No.15271766

>>15271747
Imagine being buried within her fuzzy bossom, her body heat bringing your face to a sweat, and her free hand(s) stroking you all over while she tells you how much she loves you

>> No.15271768

>>15271759

They've been overshadowed by the other Moth girl.

>> No.15271773

>>15271768
The yandere vore one?

I mean she's cute but I can't say i'm a fan of the subject.

>> No.15271775

>>15271713
Sometimes you have to be patient. Ittan-momen and Cursed Sword don't get much attention either.

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>>15271766
I imagined, and now I feel like crying or learning how to lucid dream to make that a reality

>> No.15271788

>>15271773

I thought there was just a Yandere one with no vore?

>> No.15271789

>>15271713
I still can't get her out of my mind. I want to feel her tail and skin wrapped around me.

God I wish she got more art.

>> No.15271793

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please sign up for that 'Freshly Turned' support group where girls who've gone succubi, picked up cursed swords, or been turned in other ways try to help each other work through adapting to their new bodies.

Please help out the little slime girl who has trouble keeping her shape or the Dullahan who isn't used to her body not listening all the time.

>> No.15271802

>>15271789
Being wrapped up is great

Being wrapped up by smooth, slimy skin is the best

>> No.15271807
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15271807

I wanna get a doggy pregnant.

>> No.15271809

>>15271793
I'd rather help the salamander with her battle lust or the wurm with her new, durable snake body.

>> No.15271811

>>15271793
I'll help the dullahan out, by sitting her head and body down to allow all of us to discuss/practice the ways she can control her body. Afterwards all three of us can go out to get something to eat or just relax at a hard day's work completed.

>> No.15271814

>>15271789
Well there's always commissioning someone or learning to draw. I'm still learning but I'm still pretty bad

>> No.15271820
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15271820

T H I G H G A P

>> No.15271825

>>15271814
I can't draw to save my life but I commissioning something couldn't hurt, as long as I'm not left broke from it.

>>15271802
That I can taste her body and get stamina from it is also fantastic.

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>>15271820
What is with blonde foxes and spats? Why is this such a delicious popular combo?

>> No.15271841

>>15271586
Isn't there somewhere said that DL makes these rings for hobby?

>> No.15271848

>>15271825

>I can't draw to save my life.

Yeah you have to put in a lot of time to improve. Some artists might not charge too much for a commission but it largely depends on what your idea what a reasonable price would be.

>> No.15271849

>>15271834
Black and golden compliment each other.

>> No.15271963

>>15271841
Not that I'm aware?

>> No.15272021

I want a Lich in a Sherlock Holmes outfit, the ultimate kuudere crime solver.

>> No.15272030
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>>15271789
Here's another picture.

>> No.15272035

>>15272030

Oh my.

>> No.15272043

>>15272030
Her face just shows how sweet she is

>> No.15272053

>>15272030
Bless you anon, it's lovely. She looks so sweet and warm and lewd

>> No.15272058

>>15272030
I want an Unagi Joro onee san who is gentle and caring but keeps slipping up about how much she wants to fuck me

>> No.15272067

Would "chesire" be a common insult on the internet

>> No.15272073
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>>15271139
There's lots of games you could make around Monstergirls, some simple some more complicated.

The idea I would love to see and never will is:
A Kikimora and her friends having adventures in the giant mansion of their Master. Third person, bit like those older Harry Potter games with collectables, minigames and such. Part of the game would involve lots of platforming, cleaning rooms using the Kiki and her friends various unique skills/abilities, swatting devil bugs and competing against the Kiki's Shoggoth rival.

As the game continues the Kiki makes up with her Shoggoth rival, who becomes playable Followed by the main story unfolding as the entire team explores deeper into the mansion, discovering the 'evil' plan of a lonely beezlebub.
Who too becomes playable after being beaten.

Playable characters could be:
- Main protag Kiki
- Younger more agile 'in training' Kiki
- Shoggoth rival
- A slime who both uses and needs water to function
- Just about any other MG, such as an Arachne or Salamander.

I really put far too much time into thinking this out.

>> No.15272076

>>15272067
No, people will just say "cat".

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>>15271807
Getting any wolfgirl like Kagerou pregnant and taking responsibility would be the dream.
She might not be as popular as Momiji, but she looks downright beautiful.

>> No.15272136

>>15272073
Can that Kiki do magic

>> No.15272153

>>15271807
That's a very cute peasant girl. I wish there were more pictures of peasant monster girls, they're almost always either chuuni or modern.

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>>15272136
In the most delightful way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkp_Dx6VdI

>> No.15272169

>>15271139
A game might be too much

You could make one of those webpage where you pick your favorite monster girl out of 2 and in the end you have your top 10 or whatever

>> No.15272172

>>15272156
Mora Kikins is best

>> No.15272173

>>15272153
>peasant

Rude.

>> No.15272178

>>15272156
Cleaning Magic should never be underestimated.

>> No.15272181

>>15272172
Is that the best pun name you could do?

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15272195

Sexually teasing a wolfu!

>> No.15272196

>>15272195
She's going to get him back for that.

>> No.15272209

>>15272195
She seems a bit under the weather maybe she should take a nap

>> No.15272215

>>15272195
Is she okay her hair is wiggling too much

>> No.15272220

>>15272195
She needs to take a cold bath

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>>15272195
But then all she will know is rape

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15272346

I want to fuck a mythologically accurate Scylla.

>> No.15272360

>>15272346
I want furries to stay in /b/. But we both know that isn't happening.

>> No.15272361

Off topic question, anybody using the 4chanX extension for Chrome? Are 4chan pages fucking retardedly flashing for anybody?

>> No.15272365

>>15272360
Technically less furry than a Centaur.

>> No.15272367

>>15272361
>Chrome - 50.0.2661.102 m (64-bit)
>4chanX - 1.11.33.7
All good here.

>> No.15272375

>>15272365
Your bait needs to resemble sense in some manner for it to be effective.

>> No.15272381

>>15272375
>Centaurs - don't have human legs, usually don't have a human pussy
>Scyllei - has both of these things

>> No.15272389

>>15272381
Did you even look at what you posted?
>Centaurs - don't have human legs, usually don't have a human pussy. Don't have a horse head either
>Scyllei - has the lower body of a dog, and the upper body of a dog too. It's basically a dog with a bitch for a hat. Its twat is just dog pussy.

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>>15272389
What the hell do those heads matter?
>and the upper body of a dog too
What?

>> No.15272423

>>15272399
Then why are the two front legs in the first picture you posted the same tone as her dog hind legs, and not her lighter skin tone? The picture here >>15272346 does not indicate that the front of her looks remotely like what is shown here >>15272399
>What the hell do those heads matter?
I dunno. Go draw a horsepussy with a fucking horse head growing out between its legs and then ask me what it matters. Whoever designed that has some really messed up pseudo bestiality fetish going on. Just draw an actual dog if you want to fuck it so bad.

At least you've figured baiting out pretty quick. You need just that dash of "does this nigga really think this?" to make it work, like salt.

>> No.15272436

>>15272195
God, I love this sort of idea. Being on close terms with a wolfgirl, but still seeing her face turn beet red from embarrassment when she goes into heat, and teasing her, going over the line to arouse her like any friend would.
And then grinning like a madman when she eventually decides she's had enough, and takes us both to the floor.

Why are wolfus so perfect?

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>>15272423
>Then why are the two front legs in the first picture you posted the same tone as her dog hind legs, and not her lighter skin tone?
Lighting. And their shape is pretty obviously human.
>Whoever designed that has some really messed up pseudo bestiality fetish going on.
Well, who knows what kind of weird shit the ancient greeks were into.
But you're really being a bit anal. Medusas have a bunch of snakes growing out of their head, does that mean anyone who wants to fuck one should just go fuck a giant snake?

>> No.15272446

>>15272346
>>15272399
Sans the wolf heads, the idea of her as a wolf-taur thing with tentacles is pretty great.
And she even has human legs and feet too, so you get the best of both worlds with the paws and the feet.

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15272452

>Yan Kejuurou
How terrified are you?
How hard are you?

>> No.15272458

>>15272446
What'd be the purpose of the beast half though, it doesn't exactly look good and you're sure as hell not going to want to fuck it

>> No.15272460

>>15272452
Will she make me eat a dictionary?

>> No.15272462

>>15272452
Very

Very

>> No.15272483

>>15272442
>Lighting.
Nice try furfag.
>Shape
Look at her hind left leg. The lines are smooth and the fur is only drawn on the inside. The inside of the forelegs is obscured by her body, there's no reason to believe that it isn't just as furry, especially considering that they are the exact same colour and her actual skin is obviously many shades lighter.
>Medusas have a bunch of snakes growing out of their head, does that mean anyone who wants to fuck one should just go fuck a giant snake?
You know that isn't how this works. Now, if in that mess of snake hair there was a snakepussy on the back of her head for you to fuck? Yeah, sure, I'd argue that you just wanna rub your cock on some snakes. Even oral doesn't have any direct interaction with her snake hair and that's the closest your cock is going to be.

>>15272458
That's the point of these people though. they do want to fuck it.

>> No.15272491

>>15272458
Says you. It looks fluffy, cuddly, and scarily powerful in both pictures.
If it was just a wolf, I wouldn't like it.
But seeing as how it's a cute Scylla, that makes the whole all the better. You're not the sort of person who has to break down a monstergirl into her constituent human and monster parts, are you?

Also, it'd probably be pretty fun to ride her.

>> No.15272492

>>15272483
So what'd be forcing you to "interact" with her dog heads then while you're banging her front pussy?

And what's wrong with fucking both the human and monster parts? Would you say no to a lamia tailjob?

>> No.15272500

>>15272460
Only if you're dumb, anon. Are you? She just wants to help you be a better person. Not loving her is the height of stupidity. If you don't love her, she will teach you very thoroughly.

>> No.15272501

>>15272491
>>15272492
>>>/b/
Furfags aren't allowed outside of there. Learn your place.

>> No.15272507

>>15272491
>You're not the sort of person who has to break down a monstergirl into her constituent human and monster parts, are you?
You're not the sort of person who considers human and animal features equal, are you?
Because we call those people furries.

>> No.15272511

>>15272507
See, I can make a distinction between furries and monstergirls

>> No.15272514

>>15272361
Here >>15270492 >>15270545
Update it.

>> No.15272517

Anon! You’ve been kidnaped by a monster girl supervillain.

Roll for your kidnaper:
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono

But she’s not a supervillain without powers:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Powers

The good news? Well, it turns out that your waifu is actually a superhero in disguise. Roll for her powers.
If you don’t have a waifu roll for one.

Will your waifu be able to save you? What terribly lewd things will the villain do to you?

If you want to the roles can be reversed where your waifu is the villain and you were kidnapped by a hero that thought that she was “saving” you.

>> No.15272521
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>>15272507
If the animal features are lesser by definition, why have a MG at all?

>> No.15272522

>>15272511
You still want to fuck an animal, you just want some human part to be there somewhere as an excuse so you can still claim you're not a furfag/bestialityfag.

>> No.15272529

>>15272492
>So what'd be forcing you to "interact" with her dog heads then while you're banging her front pussy?
Probably the way they keep licking your ballsack as you're trying to fuck the woman while simultaneously trying to keep them from moving around so you aren't grinding your ass on one of their heads.

>And what's wrong with fucking both the human and monster parts?
There is a distinction between "monster parts" as you put it, and "animal parts" There is a reason why horsepussy is shit, and baphomet/satyros pussy is not. Both are hooved creatures with similar animalistic features, the difference is, the Satyros is a girl with those animal features added to her. Bipedal, human hips, skin, you can headcannon whatever kind of pussy yo uwant but outwardly it's gonna look human.

Centaurs and that dogtapus are animals with human features added to it. It's all about where the emphasis lay. Why add the dog heads? Why ad the dog body? Why not make it a wolf girl with tentacles growing out of her hips/back whatever? Why the emphasis on fucking a dog?

>> No.15272532

>>15272522
Prety much this

>> No.15272534

>>15272517
>Parasite Slime
>Electrical Resurrection

So I'll be suffocated, plagued and die time after time only to be shocked back to life. Seems pretty unpleasant.

>Surreal Dimensional Creation

Seems pretty OP. She could save me without doubts and afterwards we will have lewd experiments in the surreal dimension.

>> No.15272536

In conclusion, remove centaur.

>> No.15272539

>>15272521
Because the animal features are cute additions to the human ones. They should never be the main focus.

>> No.15272540

>>15272517
>Elf
>Megaton punch aka one punch
>My waifu is a apophis with fire bullet projection
I'm fucked
Why me, the elf hate, gets a fucking elf in these rolls

>> No.15272546

>>15272540
Have fun getting Megaton fisted anon.

>> No.15272547

>>15272517
>Cupid villain
>Snow manipulation

>Wight waifu with comfort inducement

My waifu being dead, the cold won't bother her that much. And no villain can win, no matter how brokenly powerful they are, if they simply don't want to fight.

I always knew undead were the comfiest

>> No.15272553

>>15272547
>My waifu being dead, the cold won't bother her that much.
You realize that, lacking in body-heat, undead are extremely vulnerable to freezing, yeah?

>> No.15272556

>>15272553
Can you freeze something that is moving? I don't actually know. Doesn't the water under a sheet of ice remain fluid because the currents push it around?

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>>15272529
>Why add the dog heads? Why ad the dog body? Why not make it a wolf girl with tentacles growing out of her hips/back whatever? Why the emphasis on fucking a dog?
Because she was originally designed as a villain character for some japanese collectible card game thing rather than being designed from the ground up for porn.

And you can apply that logic to tons of other monster girls. Why not make spider girls human girls with more eyes and legs growing out of their back? Why not make lamias and mermaids human girls with normal legs and a snake/fish tail?

>> No.15272558

>>15272547
>By the end of the fight anon, his waifu and the villain were all lying in a big cuddle pile to keep themselfs comfy and warm.

>> No.15272563

>>15272529
>Centaurs and that dogtapus are animals with human features added to it.
Honestly, I agree with you on Centaurs, but Scyllei to me looks a lot more like a human girl with a beast half stuck onto her.

>> No.15272565

>>15272539
I'm just saying that argument is flawed, because if monster features are lesser compared to human features, the pinnacle is a plain human and you should just stick with that. Any addition would be a stain.
Chances are, if you're here, those are clearly not your thoughts on the matter.

>> No.15272575

>>15272565
>because if monster features are lesser compared to human features, the pinnacle is a plain human and you should just stick with that
To be fair, yes, monster features are lesser compared to human features, and if you don't think that, there's something wrong with you. Human features are inherently attractive, monster features are not. But the monster features can add something to the whole. That's why the best kinds of monster girls don't replace human parts with monster ones, but rather just add monster parts to a full human body.

>> No.15272585

>>15272557
>And you can apply that logic to tons of other monster girls.
No you can't because those have no effect on the emphasis remaining on the girl part rather than the monster part.

It's the difference between MGE arachne and Quelaag, not the difference between MGE arachne and that one spider chick from LoL.

>Why not make lamias and mermaids human girls with normal legs and a snake/fish tail?
Nigger, really? Like, REALLY? That makes them lizardmen and sahuagin, and again, them having tails instead of legs below the waste doesn't detract form the girl.

>> No.15272589

>>15272517
>Ren Xiongmao superhero with enhanced strike
>Lich waifu is a super villain that has the power of missile generation
It's no wonder pandas are going extinct, they keep doing stupid shit.

>> No.15272591

>>15272575
>there's something wrong with you
Well no shit, this is the monster girl thread.

>> No.15272595

FAT CAT ASS

>> No.15272597

>>15272591
Do you seriously, genuinely, consider animal and monster features to be equal in attractiveness to human ones?

>> No.15272605

>>15272585
Okay, so what do you consider "detracting from the girl part" then?

>> No.15272607

>>15272556
"Heat" is "Energy". "Cold" is the "Absence of Energy".

While simply moving does give off a bit of energy, body heat is given off by numerous functions of the body, most of which are lacking in an Undead. Simply remaining mobile would not be enough to stave off freezing. Humans are already vulnerable to freezing as it is, frostbite and so forth.

Of course, Wights have magic, so maybe they could use that to generate some heat to keep themselves from freezing.

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>>15272597
For ears, I'd say they're better.
I can't really speak for others here, but they must think so about certain features for them to like the MGs they do, no?

>> No.15272613

>>15272609
I just can't seriously imagine someone finding hairy goat legs or a snake tail more attractive than human legs, or paws more attractive than human hands.

>> No.15272614

>>15272605
Three giant fuckoff dog heads where her twat should be, you wanker.

>>15272607
>Humans are already vulnerable to freezing as it is, frostbite and so forth.
I know know of people freezing to death when they remain still. I mean you take a buck naked man, throw him out in the snow, and tell him to go sprinting, assuming his energy is limitless, will he freeze? I don't actually know.

>> No.15272621

>>15272609
Animal ears are human ears for sure. Human ears are ugly while animal ears are adorable and expressive

Also big fluffy paws are better than hands and feet, especially feat since they're the ugliest part of the human body.

>> No.15272625

>>15272621
>Animal ears are human ears for sure.
Boy do I need a coffee right now, there's typos and there's missing a whole word.

>> No.15272626

>>15272614
>assuming his energy is limitless, will he freeze?
Hmm, an interesting question.

I'd assume that they would still freeze, eventually. Even if they did somehow have an unlimited amount of energy, and actively used it, I don't think they would be able to express that through every inch of their body constantly. Bits would get colder, and that cold would spread, eventually smothering the limitless energy, slowing him, and accelerating the inevitable total freezing.

>> No.15272634 [DELETED] 

>>15272605
Isn't this literally a loaded question fallacy?

>> No.15272636

>>15272626
Oh, there's no doubt he would get frostbite, I mean, while you can pump your legs you can't do much to move your toes, but he won't freeze solid, right? So at the worst my waifu gets off with frostbite to her toes before the fight is won and then I can just defrost her. It's not like she has to worry about the necrosis from the lack of blood flow

>> No.15272643

>>15272613
I dunno, limbs don't seem like that much of a stretch.
It's only when you start getting closer to the "central region" that I'd start questioning your judgement. Or if you start putting something like spikes on there.

>> No.15272647

>>15272643
There's a reason why succubi and foxes are considered the pinnacle of monster girls in-universe in MGE, buddy.

>> No.15272660

>>15272636
>but he won't freeze solid, right?
Cold spreads. It's kind of an inevitability. Keeping active would slow the process, but it'd happen eventually.

An Undead would be far, far more vulnerable to this. But again, magic, so that'd probably balance out the lack of body heat.

>> No.15272663

>>15272517
>Baphomet
>Dermal armor
>Dormouse waifu has paranormal expertise
This got really interesting really fast, and I want to see where it goes. But what can the baphomet do? I'm already married to a dormouse, who is the same body type as her. Just softer. Literally. Dermal armor isn't good for cuddling. Well, it'll be interesting seeing a dormouse taking care of a baphomet.

>> No.15272664

>>15272660
Right but this is assuming she's being snowed all over for a great length of time, say hours. If you have to power to make people comfy, it wouldn't take too long to get the cupid to chill

>> No.15272669

>>15272647
Because the demon lord herself is a succubus and foxes are baby's first monster girl so they're easy to use as an example.

>> No.15272673

>>15272664
Right. I was just taking issue with "The cold doesn't bother [Undead]".

>> No.15272674

>>15272647
Get this vanilla cosplay-tier loving faggot out of here. Those are boring as hell, shouldn't even really count as monster girls.

>> No.15272675

>>15272517
I've been kidnapped by an Aerokinetic Mindflayer. By the time my waifu makes it to me, I likely won't want to leave... except my randomly rolled waifu is a Cupid with Concept Absorption. That Mindflayer is fucked, and the Cupid can just absorb her brainwashing and use it to empower herself somehow.

>> No.15272679

>>15272673
Fair enough, but I would still maintain that even frozen they can exercise some kind of force through will

>> No.15272685

>>15272679
Magical sorts like Wights, sure. Of course.

>> No.15272686

>>15272674
Agreed, kitsune are monster girls for people who don't like monster girls. There's a reason they appear in tons of anime and manga completely unrelated to the fetish, because they're so cosplay that they barely count.

>> No.15272698

>>15272686
>because they're so cosplay that they barely count.
I think it's more that Japan just loves its fox girls.

Cat Girls are a better fit to what you're saying.

>> No.15272702

>>15272698
It's just the exact same problem though. Stick some animal ears on her and give her a tail buttplug, that's not how monster girls work.

>> No.15272708

>>15272686
>>15272698
Ultimately its a spectrum.
Don't know/care/understand about monstergirls
>cat and fox girls
Into the fetish
>Less cosplay MGs
Want a vent for bestiality
>centaur and dogtapus

>> No.15272714

>>15272698
At least cat girls have some traits that make them less cosplay. Cat-like speech, a love for fish and occasional animal like instincts.

In comparison most fox girls act like they may as well be human. To me behaviour is a huge part of what distinguishes monster girl from cosplay in addition to appearance.

>> No.15272725

While chasing a pesky Sylph your Wurm daughteru has destroyed the stall of a cabbage-merchant. What do?

>> No.15272732

>>15272708
>>15272714
You guys do realize that "beastman-type" MGs are only one of several categories, and that several are arguably even more indistinguishable.

>> No.15272737
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15272737

Ho hy hoo hannah hee hihn mhy mhouhh?

>> No.15272741

>>15272732
What's your point?

>> No.15272743

>>15272741
That trying to define a baseline for MGs by a single subset is stupid as hell.

>> No.15272744

>>15272737
... yes?

>> No.15272745

>>15272744
She's asking you why you wanna see in her mouth.

>> No.15272750

>>15272743
Hardly. They are saying the beastmen are the most elementary mgs to the wider audience, and there for "babby's first Mg" tier. they are right.

>> No.15272753

>>15272745
Oh, for research of course!

>> No.15272756

>>15272732
Indeed. Hell, just a thread or two back, ananonaskd "What's up with the 'Majin' family of MGs?"

So I looked into the language of it, and basically came to the conclusion that "Majin = Cosplay-Tier".

>> No.15272759

>>15272753
What kind of research?
>>15272756
>Majin
Buu? Buu rape you!

>> No.15272764

Reminder that cosplay-tier girls are the cancer that brings in newfags who will cry "furry" as soon as they see something more monstrous than kemonomimi. It's the wiki-tier kind of hit that has been ruining the thread quality lately.

>> No.15272772

>>15272759
>Buu?
An anon made that same joke that day too.
Not the rape part though, so good on you for innovating.

>> No.15272774

>>15272750
More elementary than something like vampires or succubi?

>> No.15272776

>>15272759
>What kind of research?
The totally non-sexual once.
That and if she could accidentally bite my dick off.

>> No.15272780

>>15272764
>as soon as they see something more monstrous than kemonomimi
Like?

>> No.15272782

>>15272776
Monster Girls don't do such things. It's like a robot breaking one of the three laws.

>> No.15272784

>>15272774
At least they have more monstrous gimmicks going on to compensate for their human appearance. There is absolutely nothing monstrous about beastmen.

>> No.15272791

>>15272774
Much more so because vampires and succubi aren't often noticed as monstergirls. And considering monstergirls are a primarily japanese phenomenon, how often do you see vampires and succubi compared to cat girls?

>> No.15272792

>>15272517
>get kidnapped by confusion iducing scylla
>lich waifu with primordial darkness manipulation
thats just plain not fair
implying i wont just sleep through the whole fight

>> No.15272793

>>15272774
>Vampires
You can get a surprising amount of variety with vamps.

>Succubi
While with regards to MGs, and the MGE especially, where Succubi are the definite baseline, with all others being essentially "Quasi-Succubi", they themselves still lend to being a bit more "Monstrous" than others in design.

>> No.15272797

>>15272784
>There is absolutely nothing monstrous about beastmen.
This is the stupidest statement I've read all day.

>> No.15272800

>>15272764
Reminder that your furfaggotry belongs in /b/, horsefucker

>> No.15272803

>>15272782
Well then my research is done.
Now to do some experiments.

>> No.15272810

>>15272803
Lichfuckers everyone! They'll dump a nice redheaded Shark Girl to do "science".

>> No.15272816

>>15272810
I was going to do the experiments on her. To see if my rashesh was correct.

>> No.15272818

>>15272800
Am I a furfag if I prefer fish cloaca on my mermaid?

>> No.15272824

>>15272818
Depends on where it's placed. It's less furry to fuck frontpussy than it is to stand behind a horse and thrust your cock in

>> No.15272829

>>15272800
You can't just stick absolutely minimal animal parts onto a girl and call it a monster girl.

>>15272800
>hurr durr he doesn't like cosplay shit he must be a furry
This is hwat people who masturbate over shitty boring fox girls are actually like.

>> No.15272838

>>15272829
Lemme guess, you'd fuck >>15272346?

>> No.15272849

Geez, all these pointless bantering instead of attempting to report centaur artwork as furry...

You know what? This is all just flamebaiting because centaurs aren't really furry. If it were, they'd be deleted right now. It's just an anon with subjective opinions that centaurs are furry (which is just wrong).

I'm not surprised if this is the same anon from /a/.

>> No.15272854

>>15272829
>You can't just stick absolutely minimal animal parts onto a girl and call it a monster girl.
You can have even less.
That's why witches, elves, valks, dhampir, etc are MGs.

>> No.15272860

>>15272849
You don't even know what you're fucking talking about, this started with the Scylla picture. Centaurs were just drawn into the discussion.

>> No.15272864

>>15272860
>scylla picture
Which is also a variant of centaurs. Greek sphinxes and gryphons have that human torso - animal torso characteristic too.

>> No.15272868

>>15272864
That doesn't change the fact that such monster girls aren't accepted here.

>> No.15272873

>>15272864
You're using the wrong term, centaur refers specifically to the half horse. You just want tauric or something similar

>> No.15272874

>>15272854
>That's why witches, elves, valks, dhampir, etc are MGs.
They're classified as MGs in the MGE because they have the demon lord's demonic energy in them. That's it.

>> No.15272878
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15272878

Everyone calm down and post spiders.

>> No.15272886

>>15272878
Why the fuck is her groin area styled to look like a spider's face and mouth?

>> No.15272895

>>15272886
Why isn't yours?

>> No.15272908

>>15272868
Except that there's literally just one anon complaining about it here as far as I can see.

This >>15272878 should not be acceptable to you either with your logic. You'll probably argue that they have frontal pussies, but what about anons who prefer fucking through their abdomens?

>> No.15272927

>>15272908
>but what about anons who prefer fucking through their abdomens?
They can fucking leave.

>> No.15272930

>>15272908
Not him, but
>what about anons who prefer fucking through their abdomens?
No different to horse fuckers

>> No.15272938

>>15272908
Tell me why shit like >>15272346 should be allowed here.

>> No.15272943

>>15272938
Because it's literally porn that's censored, on a blue board.

>> No.15272948
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15272948

>>15272878
Best spider.

>> No.15272949

>>15272938
Forgot to add to >>15272943
It shouldn't be allowed here only because it's censored porn, not because it's a -taur.

>> No.15272951

>>15272949
Tell me why -taur anything should be allowed here.

>> No.15272959
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>>15272951
Fuck you, that's why. AGRO!

>> No.15272964

>>15272951
Because they're monster girls. Are you suggesting they aren't now?

Furries can be monster girls, but monster girls aren't furries.

>> No.15272975
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15272975

>>15272878
Spiders are cute! Cute!

>> No.15272982

>>15272964
Nobody fucking likes them. Nobody fucking wants them here. Posting them will only start shitstorms of multiple hundred posts.

>> No.15272994

>>15272522
Except I don't. You're just saying I do. Why are you doing that?

>> No.15272999

>>15272982
Only when you're here to keep them up.

>> No.15273002

>>15272982
>[citation needed]

To be fair, the shitstorm only started because a couple of anons or more are vocal about it. It isn't any different from shitstorms about "too many furry shitskin hellhounds" or whatever.

>> No.15273009

>>15272575
What is every fucking monstergirl where their limbs are replaced with an animal equivalent?

>> No.15273018

>>15272868
Well they obviously are, otherwise we wouldn't post about them.
I mean, hey, I normally hate centaurs, but they can be posted here all they like. It's within the thread scope. They're monstergirls. Deal or get out.

>> No.15273026

>>15273009
Inferior.

>> No.15273029
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15273029

>>15272575
You have fucking awful taste lol.

>> No.15273032

>>15272575
my opinion is fact: the post

>> No.15273039

I like the idea of a demon buisnesswoman.
mainly just so I can see her to the push up glasses thing

>> No.15273044

>>15273026
So you just like the cosplay tier shit. Got it.

>> No.15273049

>>15272575
Then why the fuck are you in a monster girl thread? Get the fuck out of here, they're definitely not for you. Go fap to normal animu human girls wearing nekomimi instead.

>> No.15273050

>>15273039
>Not a demon police woman than makes puns while putting shades.

>> No.15273055

>>15272597
No, I consider them better than human parts
Fluffy ears, cuddly paws and fluffy tails are better than human ears, hands, no-tail

>> No.15273058

>>15272575
>foxgirlfaggots.txt
This is why scum like this should not be allowed in the thread.

Remove cosplay-tier.

>> No.15273061

THICK
MEATY
ELVES

>> No.15273062

There is L I T E R A L L Y nothing wrong with "cosplay tier"

>> No.15273063

>Furries getting defensive
I forgot how many of you fags were here. I miss old /a/ where the mere mention of horsepusy would spark a storm of "yiff in hell" and ">>>/b/". Atleast then people weren't posting pictures of the read end of a literal dog and pretending its okay

>> No.15273064

>>15273061
Sounds nice.
Would gladly bring snacks and knead her meat.

>> No.15273067

>>15272975
More pictures like this

>> No.15273071
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15273071

>>15273067

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>>15273067
>>15273071

>> No.15273078

>>15273063
>mere mention of horsepusy would spark a storm of "yiff in hell" and ">>>/b/"
Except it never happened.
People posted centaurs all the time. Especially Cerea since we tried to masquerade the thread as EMG general

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15273079

>>15273071
>>15273076

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15273082

>>15273076
>>15273079

>> No.15273083

>>15273078
Good few months before the move, horsepussy was never met with anything but derision.

>> No.15273086
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15273086

>>15273079
>>15273082

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>>15273082
>>15273086

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15273094

>>15273086
>>15273093
last wan

>> No.15273096
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15273096

>>15271689
Yeti, she would have to clean up her own fur shed and her paws would struggle with delicate cleaning tools

>> No.15273100

>>15273083
That's at least a different thing to the retard saying that cosplay tier girls are outright better than girls with more monstrous parts.
Horsepussy is there to be mocked, and I will call all but the smallest, most loli centaurs disgusting, but I'll never say they can't be posted in the thread.

>> No.15273101

>>15273062
Except for the fact that it's not monster girls.

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>> No.15273112

>>15273106
Lookit that fairy butt. I want to stick q-tips in there.

>> No.15273116

>>15273100
They shouldn't be, to be honest. You're fucking the ass end of a horse. There's no girl there, it's all monster/animal.

Take futacore. KC could turn around and canonize it in MGE, but the doesn't mean it suddenly belongs here. Take Cu Sith. KC has canonized legit furries. That doesn't mean it suddenly belongs here. Horse pussy is no diferent

>> No.15273122

>>15273116
Centaurs have canon front pussy.
The best kind

>> No.15273124

>>15273116
>You're fucking the ass end of a horse. There's no girl there, it's all monster/animal.
Then what about lamias with snake pussies? Manticores' tail pussies? You're not fucking girl parts there either.

>> No.15273132

>>15273124
>snake pussies?
Not fucking canon.

>> No.15273134

>>15273124
>Then what about lamias with snake pussies?
Shit. Go human pussy where the hips are or go home, scalie.
>>15273124
>Manticores' tail pussies?
Dunno. I'm on the fence. Peronally, I never likes tailpussy, but there is a world of difference between tailpussy and horse pussy

>> No.15273140

>>15273124
Anon, please. We've already establish he has no logical argument. At his point you're just firebombing a corpse.

>> No.15273141

>>15273132
I didn't know that this was the MGE thread.
I guess all those "muh wolfus" and what not should be booted out as well.

>> No.15273142

>>15273140
>implying

>> No.15273146

>>15273141
>wolfus aren't MGe canon
wew

>> No.15273153

>>15273146
The ones that keep getting posted here sure aren't.
MGE dog and wolf girls universally have paws, the ones posted here don't. Are you going to ban any wolf girl without paws now because they aren't "canon"?

>> No.15273155

Why the fuck are all of you still taking the bait?

His argument doesn't even involve just centaurs anymore. It's just literally:

>monster girls with non-human pussies should stay out of my precious monster girl thread

>> No.15273158

Saying if something is MGE canon or not as a point for or against it in the thread anyway is retarded.

>> No.15273167

>>15273155
>monster girls with non-human pussies should stay out of my precious monster girl thread
They well fucking should.
Monster parts aren't for sexualizing.

>> No.15273169

>>15273155
>There is only one person arguing
To be honest it's become quite convoluted with many points of contention being twisted into one.

I would say, however, that MGE is the sole good thing about this thread.
>EMG
Shit
>Dumpire
Who even follows that anymore
>Killing bites
Killing axed
>Shittyfox with the stupid tongue
Ded

MGE is all the thread has and talks about 90% of the time, lets not pretend that this ins't the "MGE thread + other mgs"

>> No.15273171

>>15273158
Its close to godwin's law at this point

>> No.15273172

>>15273169
>Shittyfox with the stupid tongue
I don't even know this one

>> No.15273173

>>15273169
>MGE
>not shit

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15273174

>>15273169
>EMG is shit
I beg your fucking pardon?

>> No.15273176

>>15273173
I never implied it wasn't, it's just that the only other subjects for discussion are that much worse/irrelevant, so lets not pretend that this isn't essentially "the MGE thread"

>> No.15273184

>>15273174
It's lowest common denominator fanservice and slapstick "humor" that ends up validating its in-universe racists' beliefs that monsters and humans cannot live together.

>> No.15273189

>>15273174
It is shit, m8

>> No.15273191
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15273191

What about beetles?
Lets talk about beetles.
Lets talk about fucking anything else.

>> No.15273192
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15273192

>no one has talked shit about slime girls

Today is a good day

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>>15273169
We need to talk more about this series.
Youkai Shoujo too.

>> No.15273196

>>15273192
We Slimes now?

>> No.15273198

>>15273172
Something shitty evil fox god that smugposters who are thankfully dead would never shut up about something something posesses retard MC' love interest and gets him to fight shit

>> No.15273200

>>15273195
See, now this is a good series. But horrendously irrelevant, barely any one mentions it.

>> No.15273204

>>15273196
Yes.
We all slimes.
Maid slime, raspberrry slime, blue berry slime, grape slime, sour slime, other meido slime, and used to be your childhood friend slime.

>> No.15273206

>>15273191
How would you handle two of them fighting over you?

>> No.15273208

>>15273200
Which is awful since it has some excellent girls. Everybody go read Kanojyo wa Rokurokubi.
Spaghetti dispenser a best.

>> No.15273209

>>15273189
The last time I posted this one image, anons literally pull their pants and fapped to it thinking it was MGE's pharaoh.

>>15273184
You're quite right in almost everything, I don't disagree. But arguably if I can pick which universe to live in, I would rather live as a normal human being hosting two or more monster girls in my house, than becoming a mindless sperm pump after getting caught by a monster girl in EMG-verse because I decided to eat at a different restaurant just this one time.

>> No.15273211

>>15273174
Are you trying to prove something with your pic?
Is this supposed to be mg? It's literally human girl
Delete it, don't waste images

>> No.15273220

>>15273211
See >>15273209 At this point you're literally arguing only because it's not MGE.

>> No.15273223

>>15273209
There seems to be not a single monster girl in all of EMG that won't hospitalize you on a regular basis either deliberately or on accident.

>> No.15273225

How about we discuss TOxA?

>> No.15273227

>>15273206
Let them finish, commence threesome

>> No.15273230

>>15273211
>undeads aren't monster girls

>> No.15273231

If you fed a slime gasoline, could you light it on fire and make it into a deadly weapon?

>> No.15273232

I bet the elf are behind this.

>> No.15273234

>>15273223
That only applies to the rather bland and generic MC as some form of a recurring joke.

>> No.15273237

>>15273231
Explosive breeding.

>> No.15273241

>>15273231
No, the gasoline would be stored in the center of her body until it becomes normal slime.

>> No.15273244
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15273244

>>15273223
Rachne.

>> No.15273247
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15273247

>>15273232
Around elves, watch yourselves.

>> No.15273251

>>15273223
It's a joke used by some manga, not like it would really happen.

>> No.15273253

>>15273223
Lala (best girl).

>> No.15273254

>>15273230
Except there is zero indication about it being undead
You can post any random anime girl and say it's undead

>> No.15273257

>>15273234
Have you even read it? Orcs go around attacking people, rachne nearly gouged some girl's eye out, slutcow broke ribs of her lover and then fooled around with MC

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15273258

>>15273254
(You)

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>>15273244
Only because she very nearly severely injured a human in the past, and now has a complex about it.

>> No.15273263

>>15273257
Lamias also seem to be an entire race of monsters that literally cannot have sex without slowly breaking every bone in your body over the course of 6-8 hours.

>> No.15273264

>>15273258
Fuck, the ending was ultra shit
And she has huge scars on her body

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15273265

>>15273257
And you conveniently ignore the M.O.N. squad, Yukio, Oct, Kii, Polt, Merino, Cot, Ton, Draco, Lilith, Luz Nineti, the main cast's mums?

>> No.15273266

>>15273260
Rachne is a good girl and you just posted fun bedroom activities.

>> No.15273269

>>15273260
That spider is not rachne.

>> No.15273272

>>15273263
Oh, yeah I forgot about it
Probably more things but I dropped it someone near miia's mom, I think

>> No.15273273

>>15273266
>fun bedroom activities
Are you just a masochist or what

>> No.15273275

>>15273260
>using okayado-san's doujin porn comic characters to represent Rachnera
This isn't your usual brainfart.

>> No.15273276
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15273276

>>15273191
Beetles are kickass

>> No.15273277

>>15273263
That sounds hot as fuck.

>> No.15273278

>>15273273
There are people in this very thread talking about biting and scratching, what do you think.

>> No.15273280

>>15273273
You got a problem with that?

>> No.15273286

>>15273273
We're reaching new levels of "stop liking what I don't like" here.

>> No.15273289

>>15273276
Man there should be more art of happy insect girls

>> No.15273291 [SPOILER] 
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15273291

>>15273289

>> No.15273292

>>15273169
>Killing Bites
>Axed
Not by the publisher, no one translates it because they're faggots. It's popular enough in Japan to get a vita game.

>> No.15273295

>>15273276
There would be many beetle-girls, as there are many beetle species.
Stag beetle wouldn't be able to go through doors because of her big horn!

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>>15273289
I wanted to post some but I decided against it. Instead, I'll just give you this album of monster girls, there's quite a few insect girls in it.

http://imgur.com/a/FHwR9/all

>> No.15273299

Which monster girl would be the best at lewd biting during sex?

>> No.15273300

>>15273291
I am triggered, yet aroused.

>> No.15273302

>>15273299
It's a tie between vampire and wolf girls.

>> No.15273303

>>15273299
Rusalka.

>> No.15273304

>>15273299
Vampires

>> No.15273310

>>15273299
Vampire

>> No.15273312

>>15273302
Wolf girls would be more tearing chunks than lewd bites.

>> No.15273314
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15273314

>>15273292
Well that sucks.

>> No.15273317

>>15273312
LOVINGLY tearing chunks, anon.

>> No.15273322

>>15273317
You're still going to be bleeding to death.

>> No.15273324

>>15273312
Don't imply wolf girls can't control their bite force, anon. They're delicate enough to carry babies with their mouths.

>> No.15273328

>>15273322
LOVINGLY bleeding to death, anon.

>> No.15273332

>>15273324
>Come home from work
>Wolf wife is carrying the baby in her mouth
I don't know how to react

>> No.15273335

>>15273303
I want a lewd writing one-shot with loving, passionate munchy-sex with a Rusalka!

>> No.15273342

Post spiders with phat butts.

>> No.15273346
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>>15273314
Beyond sucks, it was my favourite ongoing monster girl manga until translations died.

Might pick up the vita game even if it is in moon speak, it might be a nice replacement for bloody roar.

>> No.15273350

>>15273342
Do you mean the butt-butt or the spider-butt?

>> No.15273351

>>15273299
Vampires and Dhampirs

>> No.15273353

>>15273350
butt-butt

>> No.15273355

>>15273342
>Phat butts
>Not wanting big fat abdomens
You deny yourself knowledge

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15273364

>implying you wouldn't

>> No.15273366

>>15273355
Why not both?

>> No.15273367

>>15273335
Write it

>> No.15273370

>>15273366
[Cheering Intensifies]

>> No.15273371

>>15273364
I'm not a furry, so no

>> No.15273374

>>15273366
Both is why Hime is my favourite spider girl.

>> No.15273375

>>15273370
>Why not both
>Those words got Anon elected mayor for all of five minutes before being kidnapped by kunoichi

>> No.15273378

>>15273364
Yiff in hell

>> No.15273379

>>15273374
Who?

>> No.15273381

>>15273364
Yeah, you're probably right.

>> No.15273384

Oh no! I spilled my drink!
This is why I need a meido, which MG makes the best meido?

>> No.15273385
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15273385

>>15273364
>furries
>>15273379

>> No.15273391

>>15273384
ogres.

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15273393

>>15273384
Nureonago.
On an unrelated note, they also make exceptional wives.

>> No.15273395

>>15273385
Sauce? I'll I'm finding is russian

>> No.15273396

>>15273391
If you say so!

>> No.15273397
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>>15273384
Jinkos. Big girls were made for maid outfits.

>> No.15273399

>>15273391
>>15273397
No

>> No.15273401

>>15273395
Youkai Shoujo

>> No.15273402

>>15273396
I know so.

>>15273397
That jinko has a very large rear.


>>15273399
Yes.

>> No.15273408

>>15273393
definitely a girl who needs more love

>> No.15273410

So we have many a battle about best Monstergirl, but who is worst monstergirl?

>> No.15273411

>Dragon's are taking over as the God tier in Monster Girl society after a Black Dragon learned Druella took one of her Gold pieces
How does this make you feel?

>> No.15273416

>>15273410
the furry ones and the used to be men ones

>> No.15273417

>>15273411
I don't care about politics.

>> No.15273418

>>15273410
Polt.

>> No.15273425

>>15273411
As a pussywhipped husband to a Black Dragon, I approve heartily.

>> No.15273431

>>15273410
Angels.

>> No.15273435

>>15273418
ur a fag

>> No.15273442

>>15273435
Better a fag than a furry.

>> No.15273451

>>15273411
Indifferent, although I suppose that the tanukis are going to change up their marketing strategies.

>> No.15273452

>>15273397
>Snib draws soft girls and now fat musclegirl butts
Yeah baby.

>> No.15273454
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>>15273431
You wot m8

>> No.15273464

>>15273454
Precisely, angels.

Seeing those trigger me to no end.

>> No.15273468

>>15273464
What a faggot, you don't deserve a nice angel.

>> No.15273469

For those anons that need cheering up

https://imgur.com/a/AvvAw

>> No.15273472
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>>15273464
What about demons?

>> No.15273479

>>15273468
I definitely don't, and would never bother wanting one.

>>15273472
I'm pretty cool with demons.

>> No.15273482
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>>15273464
Talk shit get hit.

>> No.15273492

>>15273482
I never got that show. Poor boy didn't do anything wrong yet

>> No.15273496

>>15273469
You cheeky motherfucker, I knew what it was from the first page.

>> No.15273497

>>15273451
Bushy Sandy is going to make Big Dragons give money back to the people!

>> No.15273498

>>15271384
>>15271382
>No Quetzacoatl stories ever

>> No.15273500

>>15273472
Demons are the best.

>> No.15273523

>>15273492
That show was the equivalent of Eros getting pissed that in one timeline a guy achieved a bit of awesome with a side effect of creating the Sabbath. I'm not sure who I dislike more.

>> No.15273524

>>15273482
I want me some of that.

>> No.15273532

>>15273454
Angels/Angelic types are nice. Fluffy wing hugs.

>> No.15273536

How many of you like blindfolds on your monster girl while having sex?

>> No.15273544

>>15273536
I like blindfolds on either of us.

>> No.15273565

>>15273536
I'm ok with that. Could be sexy.

>> No.15273572

>>15272346
Fuck off with your furshit shoggocks

>> No.15273578
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>>15273536
Blindfolds and bondage make for fun times. I'm okay being on either end of it.

>> No.15273580

>>15273578
>>15273544
Switchfaggotry is actually okay.

>> No.15273581
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>>15273536

She doesn't need to use an actual blindfold thanks to her hair

>> No.15273592

>>15273580
Switches are the master race.

>> No.15273597

>>15273580
>>15273592
Go away switchfags nobody like you

>> No.15273600

>>15273597
I like them.

>> No.15273603

>>15273597
>insecure Xdomfag

>> No.15273604

>>15273578
>>15273544
>>15273565
Well, that's enough information to convince me.

Now I just have to wonder on how do I make the ugoira later...

>> No.15273606

>>15273597
I like me, and my waifu is a huge switchfag who canonically wants to change roles after every round of sex.

>> No.15273617

>>15273606
Good luck with that, might be a good idea to ask Monorus if you can get hold of him since he's done one before if my memory isn't failing me.

>> No.15273621

>>15273617
Fuck quoted the wrong post like a retard. >>15273604

>> No.15273625
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>>15273597
I like myself just fine you nincompoop.

>> No.15273630

>>15273625
>nincompoop
Only I use that word. Are you me?

>> No.15273636

>>15273630
I've used that word on past occasions.

>> No.15273639

>>15273636
You've just made yourself a powerless enemy.

>> No.15273641

>>15273630
Not him, but I am you anon.

>> No.15273646

>>15273641
W-wanna make out? I mean, one of us is bound to Alp.

>> No.15273671

>>15273225
TOxA?

>> No.15273684

>>15273646
Sure, why not.

>> No.15273690

>>15273671
>he doesn't know the best love story every told

>> No.15273702

>>15273364
I would, but only because it's Polt.

>> No.15273726

>>15273690
Toradora?

>> No.15273731

>>15273702
Yiff in hell, furfag.

>> No.15273735
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>>15273690
Oh fuck, I literally just realised that's an acronym for Amnesia Maiden. Google didn't bring anything up for it.
Yeah, you're right, softest ghost ever conceived.

>> No.15273736

>>15273646
>>15273684
This is where one of you goes "kyaa".

>> No.15273740

>>15273735
>Maybe STILL hasn't drawn canon Yuuko porn

>> No.15273755

>>15273736
kyaa

>> No.15273761

>>15273755
Get a room, you fucking Alps.

>> No.15273783

>>15273731
You're not a devout metalhead if you only like one band or song in that genre.
Likewise, you're not a furry if you like Polt, but are usually repulsed by everything else furry in general.

>> No.15273784
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>> No.15273793

>>15273784
FUCK YOU ART FAIRY! I WILL NOT BE INSPIRED!

>> No.15273798
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>>15273784
But I'm busy playing videogames with lolis in them.

>> No.15273800

>>15273784
Hey, I'm converting Rogue Trader to the modernized rule set.

Kinda hard to want to write after that.

>> No.15273803

>>15273784
I'm reading Miracleman, leave me alone.

>> No.15273806

>>15273798
What game? Tera?

>> No.15273807

>>15273783
Yiff in hell, furfag.

>> No.15273812

>>15273806

If his image is any indication, Etrian Odyssey

>> No.15273816

>>15273806
Etrian Odyssey: Fafnir Knight.
Also known as Loli Slaughter Dungeon Simulator.

>> No.15273817

>>15273798
>that look on her face
>"Yo I heard you talking shit like I wouldn't find out"

>> No.15273818

>>15273783
>furfag in denial - the post

>> No.15273826

>>15273783
Hey now I like Cait Sith but you're in denial.

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>>15273807
Ah, shitposting then.

>>15273818
I didn't realise you knew me and what I like better than I do.

>> No.15273836

If you shaved Polt, what would happen?

>> No.15273839

>>15273816
>not being the protector to save all your lolis

>> No.15273850
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15273850

I'm pretty surprised at how popular the eel whore is.

Can't say I'm a fan but it's nice for the people who are I guess.

>> No.15273851

>>15273836
Good luck with that when just like Albedo she's pretty bushy.

>> No.15273863

>>15273761
I'm going to get a room and put the alps in it!
It'll have pizza, potato chips, pop, and the latest Cry of Intercourse for them to play!

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>>15273839
I'm not really self inserting this time round. Current party is Shiitake, Wolf, Mediko, short-haired Alchemist and the lich lookalike Hexer.
So the doggy is kind of the team protector.

I'm kind of bummed there's no option for female wolfgirls in the beast race for EO5, just bunnygirls. I guess they're still quite lovely though.

>> No.15273884

>>15273874
Well, well, well! What a pretty bunny. I'm going to stick my face into her crotch.

>> No.15273896

>TFW it's impossible to do a subspecies of Orcs without going full /tg/ generic fantasy or making them look like the shaman from Year One with the boar hat

>> No.15273900

>>15273832
"I only like polt, I'm not furry! Other furries disgusts me" is just as silly as "I only fucked one 7 yo girl, I'm not a pedo! Other lolis disgusts me"

>> No.15273901
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>>15273884
Please don't lewd the Therian girls.

>> No.15273915

>>15273900
Well, no, it isn't.
You couldn't have used a more nonsensical or incorrect comparison. At this point you're comparing apples to something that isn't even a fruit, or edible at all. Like comparing apples and a tennis ball.

>> No.15273918
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15273918

I want to wake up with Miia wrapped around my body with her head resting on my chest and with my daughteru wrapped around one of my arms and snuggling my head

>> No.15273926

>>15273896
Would hey be called B'Orcs or G'Orcs or something?

>> No.15273928

>>15273915
I'm sorry I don't speak furry.

>> No.15273938
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>>15273928
And I don't speak gibbering shitposter. How about that.

>> No.15273940

>>15273401
Hey I remember starting this like a year ago. does the spider return?

>> No.15273942

>>15273928
>>15273938
Fucking stop already, this isn't your personal toilet.

>> No.15273947

>>15273784
I've finished a buncha stuff, leave me alone, shitty Leanan sidhe

>> No.15273948

>>15273940
Yes. Currently in a wall loli arc.

>> No.15273952

>>15273948
What chapter?

>> No.15273959

>>15273952
Look it up.

>> No.15273990
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15273990

Are we here? Or are we not?
Now you see us - now you don't!
That's our secret of survival in this very nasty world!

>> No.15274000

>>15273926
You'd have Orcs and P'Orcs.
The piglike ones would be P'Orcs and the green, muscled ones would be Orcs.
I'd impregnate them both and make a mixed horde.

>> No.15274004

>>15273990
Help computer!

>> No.15274005
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15274005

hugging with snakes

>> No.15274007

>>15274005
Snake hugs best hugs.

>> No.15274008

>>15274005
Why is that snake fluffy? What is this? YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR, REGINALD! You've tampered with God's creations and become a monster!

>> No.15274015
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>>15274008
this is only the beginning

>> No.15274016

>>15274015
>you will never use fluffy snake like a sleeping bag.

>> No.15274021

>>15274005

Being tightly hugged by a Unagi, but your body just squishes against hers so it feels better than you expect, like some sort of slimy marshmallow

>> No.15274024

>>15274005
I want to say "I want to be that girl" but I know it'll be horribly misconstrued if I use that phrasing.

I want to be with that girl while we get snakehugs.

>> No.15274029

>>15272030
>fat unagi titties
Does this artist have a gallery by chance?

>> No.15274042

>>15274008

>Why is that snake fluffy?

The result of an experiment to see what would happen if they combined a Yeti with a Lamia

>> No.15274043

I'm gonna go hunt for an elusive "Dragon-fairy." I hope to find one of the "Wurm" variants.

>> No.15274050

>>15274043
>Titania looks like a doof
>combining doofus Fairy nee-san with a Wurm
My god.

>> No.15274054

>>15274043
I bet it'd be something austere like a wurm who weighs as much as a fairy, despite still being as big and as strong as a regular wurm. She'd probably have rainbow hued scales and dragonfly wings that are still indesctructible, despite looking so fragile.

>> No.15274064

>>15274054
>a wurm who weighs as much as a fairy, despite still being as big and as strong as a regular wurm
Nah, it'd be a Fairy-sized Wurm with all the power of a Wurm, like Antman.

>> No.15274067

>>15274050
>doof
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463937474777.webm

>> No.15274068

>>15274054
Rumors say no two fairy dragons are exactly the same, so there is probably such a Dragon-fairy out there somewhere.

>>15274050
That sounds good to me, I'd like a doting nee-san type Wurm with pretty fairy wings.

>> No.15274076

>>15274050
Titania-nee is not a doof!

>> No.15274077
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15274077

>>15274042
Creating the best hugs in the universe
I hope the experiment doesn't escape the lab, or the serial hugger will look like your average cuddle slut

>> No.15274079

>>15274067
Well that looks neat. Never saw Fury Road.

>> No.15274082

>>15274064
>Nah, it'd be a Fairy-sized Wurm with all the power of a Wurm, like Antman.
Would Fairy Dragons also be super stronk in that regard?

>> No.15274084

>>15273784
>Implying this echo chamber of cherrypicking and sperglords is worth making anything for

>> No.15274090

>>15274082
Yes.
And they'd have fairy magic in addition to whatever other powers they would normally have

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>>15274084
Again:
>/mgg/
>echochamber

>> No.15274100

>>15274077
I'm not scared of the serial hugger!

>> No.15274101

>>15274084
You again?

There's the door, faggot.

>> No.15274102

>>15274077

Not to mention if she captures a man she'll mate with him and create more of them. The world simply isn't ready for that scenario

>> No.15274103

>>15274099
Well, it is.

>> No.15274105

>>15274090
I want a Dark Fairy Dragon with moth features.

>> No.15274109

>>15274102
I say we free her. She's a living creature with wants and needs!

>> No.15274111

>>15274103
Uh-huh

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>>15274000
>Impregnating Orcs
Go on.

>>15273926
Well the idea is that the P'Orcs would remain as P'Orcs, the traditional green/swole goblin-men Orcs would be referred to as such, and the B'Orcs as you called them would be something along the lines of a de-kemono'd Demon Realm Boar variant that has Dire P'Orc levels muscle that turn into the softest, most snuggable curves once you make her your waifu

>> No.15274117

>>15274112
>Dire P'Orc
D'Orcs

>> No.15274118

>>15274109

But there's still more tests to run and too many things could go wrong!

>> No.15274123

>>15274112
Look at the size of those hips.

>> No.15274124

>>15274118
Oh yeah? Well the Army of 12 Kakuens is busting her out!

>> No.15274125

>>15274099
He's not wrong. The noise isn't exactly in harmony, but it bounces and echoes all the same. Curse of any general on 4chan.

>> No.15274132

>>15274105
Wait, if it's dark but it's like a moth, is it attracted to light or dark? And does it go TZICH TZICH?

>> No.15274138

>>15274132
They'd have a very shiny hoard.

>> No.15274139

>>15274117
>D'Orcs
Now i want to call them dorks.

>> No.15274148

>>15274139
It's almost like that's the entire point of the name.

>> No.15274157

>>15274021
That sounds sublime. Ara ara eel is a best.

>> No.15274161

>>15274084
Fuck off back to TFT shoggocks

>> No.15274181

Reminder that succubuts only like you for your dick and don't love you.

>> No.15274184
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>>15274181
So does this mean there's no dick?

>> No.15274197

>>15274181
Reminder that we only like monstergirls because they put out easily and make our dicks feel nice.

>> No.15274206

How popular is "Poor Little Order Boy" to monsters

>> No.15274210

>>15274197
I like mine because she is fluffy and gives good hugs.
I don't even want to fuck her very much.

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15274224

>>15274076
Titania-nee is a huge ditz! She burned soup, you know!

>> No.15274225

>>15274181
Well guess what? I hate her.

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>>15274181
Incorrect

>> No.15274232

>>15274226
Damn she is tsun as fuck

>> No.15274234

>>15274224
Is that Titania part Holst?

>> No.15274245

>>15274224
No she's really smart!
>>15274234
They're called TITanias for a reason.

>> No.15274253

>>15274232
That's the best part

>> No.15274254

>>15274123
Orcs are for impregnating with wide hips

>> No.15274257

>>15274245
She even more birdbrained than a harpy! She should be taking care of her otouto, not the other way around!

>> No.15274259

>>15274234
No, Holsts are part Titania.

>> No.15274261

>>15274253
I'll agree but I just want to know what set her off

>> No.15274273

I want to stand up to a tsundere vampire and say she is only using me for my blood and then comfort her when she breaks down crying

>> No.15274275

>>15274257
She does take care of her otouto!

>> No.15274284

>>15274157

And she'd push your head in between her breasts which would be the same as the rest of her body. Of course your body would be covered in her mucus. It feels way better to you than any initial feelings would be. She'd squeeze on you ever so slightly tighter, not hurting much at all. If anything it makes you enjoy the feeling of her eel body even more. She'd then run a hand through your hair and coo about how adorable you look.

>> No.15274373

Are there any stories from the monster girls perspective?

>> No.15274380

>>15274373
Harblador has some stuff like that IIRC.

>> No.15274382

>>15274373
>I kidnapped this guy
>His dick was alright

>> No.15274384

>>15274373
None which I know of yet.

>> No.15274389

>>15274373
Alp has parts from the viewpoint of cocksucking fiends.

>> No.15274395

>>15274373
Faggot.

>> No.15274398

>>15274395
Did you misquote?

>> No.15274409

>>15274398
Not him but I assume he refers to you wanting to read stuff from the viewpoint of a creature who loves dicks and jizz.

>> No.15274420

>>15274409
What a dumb argument on pretty much every level.

>> No.15274422

>>15274373
You mean written in first person with the MC being a monster girl?

I think there is a few, but I don't recall them

If you mean in third person with a monster girl MC you already have more of them although only 2 of them come to mind
http://pastebin.com/LdfHQaSS
http://pastebin.com/TdJV2GhS

>> No.15274430

>>15274284
Hot damn, she would fluster me in an instant.
I probably wouldn't mind being covered in her mucus. Her soft embrace from being in her coils would make it all worth it.

>> No.15274432

>>15274373
ELH's Ilothe is the only one I can think of off the top of my head. It's pretty okay.

>> No.15274435

>>15274409
Just because I want to be a cute girl who takes anon's hot, throbbing dick in my tight, wet pussy doesn't make me gay. I mean come on.

>> No.15274448

>>15274435
Go away /v/.

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>>15274409
>Wanting to read from a female perspective to see how they think makes you a faggot according that one anon
>Implying women and men don't both read erotica
>MFW at least Belgianon writes from the Female PoV on occasion

>> No.15274460

>>15274455
I write that way too sometimes, I'm not the one calling you a fag, just explaining what he meant.

>> No.15274470

>>15274373
Here is harpy POV story

http://archiveofourown.org/works/2760794?view_adult=true

>> No.15274472

>>15274455
who is Belgianon?

>> No.15274485

I want a muscled Orc to ask me to help her move furniture despite the fact that she could lift it herself.

>> No.15274490

>>15274373
http://pastebin.com/TtkFagWT

>> No.15274494

>>15274485
I want to help a lazy Otter Girl move in with a jock Ogre who can't actually make ends meet on their own so they ask me and a nerdy Crow Tengu to move in with them!

>> No.15274496

>>15274485
I had a dream like that once, it ended with me being hugged by two brown loli elfs.

>> No.15274504

>>15274496
>Given orc
>End up with elves
You traded down anon

>> No.15274508

more cursed sword lewd when

>> No.15274509

>>15274494
Sounds like a soap opera and excellent taste.

>>15274496
I....did she pay you in them?

>> No.15274523

>>15274508
What about a wurm wielding two cursed swords?

>> No.15274531

>>15274509
>soap opera
Our new life has a laugh-track, but that's probably just the gods laughing at us.

>> No.15274535

>>15274509
>>15274504
Not really, I got distracted by a old guy walking with his dog and lost sight of the Orc that I was helping. After searching for her I ended up finding the elfs who also needed my help.

>> No.15274541

>>15274531
Seems nice though, a cuddly otter girl for relaxing with, a muscled ogre for lifting and rough stuff, and a nerd bird for geek stuff.



It's quite good.

>> No.15274546

>>15274535
>Orc sits, alone as anon blew her off for two elves
How could you

>> No.15274549

>>15270096
>>15270164
Where are the drawfags when you need them

>> No.15274554

>>15274541
Why thank you, I spent all weekend figuring it out.

>> No.15274564

>>15274554
How tall would the otter girl be?
Would she be a shortstack?

>> No.15274573

>>15274564
Otters can grow longer than people are tall so no, not at all. She'd be a big girl.

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>>15274490
>Fag

>> No.15274583

>>15274508
How rough can paizuri get before it tips over to CBT?

>> No.15274592

>>15274573
That sounds splendid, a cuddly, tall girl that I could laze about with.

>> No.15274594

>>15274490
>Fag
That's rich.

>> No.15274600

>>15274546
She was pretty upset that I lost her and went to help the elves. Not sure what could have happened to me if I stayed with her.

>> No.15274603

>>15274583
Depends, how rough are you thinking?

>> No.15274625
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15274625

If you had to share an apartment with three monstergirls which ones would they be? They don't necessarily need to be your gfs, waifus, or even have sex with you (although it will probably happen with at least one of them), but just think with which girls you would be comfortable living with.

Hard mode: No maids and you can't repeat species

>> No.15274626

>>15274273
I wouldn't comfort her immediately. It'll take a lot more than that for a tsundere, especially a Vampire using me as a bloodbag, to obtain my forgiveness.

>> No.15274632

>>15274625
Well I think my earlier combo of Otter, Ogre and Crow Tengu is just fine for this.

>> No.15274633

>>15274625
>Lich
>Yeti
>Holstaur

>> No.15274634

>>15274625
Titania, Angel, Holstaur.

>> No.15274641

>>15274625
>Lich
>Mantis
>Kakuen

>> No.15274647

>>15274625
Valkyrie, Gazer and Ryu

>> No.15274648

>>15274625
>Kitsune
>Dragon
>Elf

Oh god, the haughtiness would be crazy.

>> No.15274654

>>15274625
Apophis
Kraken
Titania

>> No.15274655

>>15274603
Rough enough to make him bleed.

>> No.15274665

>>15274472
He's a writefag from the fromerly /tg/ exiled smut generals. Has written from a female PoV on occasion and is pretty okay to read, doesn't try to patronize his readers and is miles better than ABBN or the ninnies on here who get their panties in a knot over stuff that goes out of their safe zone.

The one story of his I remember the most by name is called Underbed, with a human female getting roughly loved by a boogeymonster

>> No.15274667

>>15274655
So why do you ask?

>> No.15274673

>>15274625
Mousegirl, Kobold, Pygmy Harpy.

Sounds real comfy.

>> No.15274675

Pirates are bad and lame. I want to be a cabin boy on a mg royal navy ship!

>> No.15274692

>>15274625
Salamander, holst, Dragon.

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>> No.15274741

>>15274722
http://i.4cdn.org/v/1463945168867.webm

>> No.15274752

>>15274655
Sounds okay to me in that context.

>> No.15274753

>>15274722
NEVER
EVER

>> No.15274757

>>15274741
NEVER EVER

>> No.15274765

>>15274741
The Duke Nukem Forever of porn games.

>> No.15274769

>>15274765
Duke Nukem ForNEVERever.

>> No.15274791

>>15274430

You acting flustered will make you more endearing to her and that'll just convince her not to let you go.

>> No.15274798

I wish I knew how to write something that wasn't immediately hated.

>> No.15274801

>>15274798
Bummer, man.

>> No.15274805

>>15274798
Post some of your work, I'll be the judge

>> No.15274815

which monster would write the worst stories for their thread

>> No.15274817

>>15274798
Post it as anon to avoid people judging on the name alone and add it to your pastebin after a short while.

>> No.15274820

>>15274815
Alps.

>> No.15274824

>>15274815
Cheshire, she would end trolling all the stories' endings

>> No.15274828

>>15274824
would she do that even in her self insert story?

>> No.15274830

>>15274828
Yes. She just can't help it.

>> No.15274835

>>15274815
Apophis.

>> No.15274840

>>15274824
A Cheshire named Roberta would write a story about two guys and one of them has a vagina.

>> No.15274844

>>15274835
>And then the pharaoh fell off and his face ended up in POOP HAHA

>> No.15274845

>>15274625
My dream roommates are an Unagi Joro, a Lava Golem, and a Hakutaku.
The latter two would be perfect compliments. The Hakutaku would help me with my graduate studies while the Lava golem would remind me of the simpler pleasures in life.
The Unagi would provide her (apparently) delicious mucus for food additives, while the Hakutaku would provide delicious holstaur milk. The Lava Golem would eliminate the need for heating as well.
Overall, they would all be perfect for cuddling closely, with the Unagi's soft coils, the Lava Golem's warm, full-body hugs, and the Hakutaku's bushy tail.
All of the ara ara.

>> No.15274848

>>15274815
>That one fucking Ushi that keeps writing maledom

>> No.15274850

>>15274848
That sounds alright.

>> No.15274862

>>15274850
But she keeps inserting dominant girls into her stories

>> No.15274867

>>15274862
So?

>> No.15274868

>>15274830
Then does she realize she has a problem

>> No.15274873

>>15274815
The ones that write about hurting human boys for attention.

>> No.15274879

>>15274848
>>15274862
There's always a black sheep on every family.

>> No.15274888

>>15274625
Kitsune, Lich and Dragon
let the battle commence as they attempt to one up each other only to realise i fell asleep on the sofa half an hour ago

>> No.15274891

>>15274848
At least it isn't a fairy writing femdom

>> No.15274898

>>15274879
Would you fug a blacksheepgirl?

>> No.15274899

Why are people saying bob made a CYOA on the other chan?

That's not him.

>> No.15274902
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15274902

I want to be kidnapped and sold into slavery!

I want to be sold to a Dragon girl who's a decade my senior, and superior to me in just about every way! I want to serve her as a househusband servant! I want to put on a cold, impersonal exterior doing just what she says and nothing more! I want to continue to do so even when she attempts to be personal!

I want her to slowly feel uncomfortable until she asks me if I hate her one night! I want to finally have a burst of emotion that night, and tell her that I should hate her, she's the one who's completely restricted me to a cage, she's the one who's destroyed my chance to live out my dreams, to have a happy future, she's the one who's relegated me to a life of eternal servitude with no joy until the day I die, she's the one who's murdered me in a figurative sense, and that I should hate her and I have every right to hate her! However, when she asks specifically if I hate her, I refuse to give a definitive answer!

This is because I can't bring myself to hate her since she's been fairly nice to me (as nice as a slave owner can be), and that I myself suffer an interpersonal conflict, where on one hand the life of a househusband is fulfilling, serving someone like her brings me satisfaction, and that I'm naturally a follower and the life of a slave fulfills that need in me. However, the way I fell into this submissive life outside of my own will, and am forced into it does not sit right with me. Perhaps it's a push too far into my pride, perhaps I want that little bit of agency, my own feelings are in confusion with one another!

Then I want to see and pray for there to be some happy ending, some light at the tunnel, but unsure of what it'd be so that everyone could be happy, as I myself know not what would make me happy.

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>>15274898
Of course.

>> No.15274971

>>15274805
I'd rather not.

>>15274801
>Le ebin Lewboski shitpost
+1 upboat

>> No.15274980

>>15262749
Shit, I had no idea I fucked that up, I'm so sorry. It should be fixed now, I think.

http://pastebin.com/Y4AU8p2j

>> No.15274991

>>15274980
Awesome, thanks mang.

>> No.15274997

>>15274815
That one monoeye who shitposts about not being able to write when all they do is yaoi or bara

>> No.15274999

>>15274873
How edgy which monster would be behind those

>> No.15275025

>>15274997
>YAOI FAGS GET OUT

>> No.15275031

>>15274999
Cursed swords, helldegs

>> No.15275040

>>15274999
Oomukades and Cursed Swords writing about humans being put in their place by mind breaking or violence

>> No.15275046

>>15274902
I want to be captured by a Dragon girl and be made her slave. Then after I earned her trust I'll escape her lair and go home.

After a few days go by, and the lonelyness and sadness kicks in, I'll go pay her a visit to see how she's feeling.

I want to be surprised because instead of being sad, she is mad and so horny that you can see the juices going down like a waterfall when she sets her eyes upon me.

I want to be pinned to the ground and told that I'm going to pay for all those days I was missing, and that I'm her most precious possession.

>> No.15275053

What happens to Communist Tanuikies?

>> No.15275055

>>15275040
I want to read those stories

>> No.15275058

>>15274902
What a slut

I like it

>> No.15275063

>>15275055
You don't, they can get very vindictive and spiteful.

>> No.15275064

>>15275046
>Wanting to be a slave.
we walk different paths anon, id rather the dragon be my slave

>> No.15275071

>>15275063
half way through it turns into a tirade on submissive monsters

>> No.15275077

>>15275063
I want to read them

I want to read them out loud, in front of the Cursed Sword/Oomukade writer

I want to read them in front of the writer's mother and father, while informing them beforehand their daughter wrote it

>> No.15275079

I want to be dry humped by an overly excited hellhound

>> No.15275086

>>15275077
She's just an innocent NEET have you no mercy

>> No.15275088

>>15275077
So what?

>> No.15275093

>>15275064
I'm more of a disobedient slave that demands to be treated with respect and wants the best of life for my precious Dragon.

>> No.15275106

I want to help free the slaves

>> No.15275115

>>15275064
>No story about a dragon that serves her master to "Make the glory of her treasure shine"

>> No.15275116

>>15275106
Which ones?

>> No.15275120

>>15275116
All of them even the anon's with Stockholm Syndrome

>> No.15275122

>>15275093
Yay people rights!

>> No.15275127

>>15275106
But what about the slaves that both want to be freed but also enjoy being a slave to their mistress?

>>15275120
Not the ones with stockholm syndrome, that's just mean!

>> No.15275131

>>15275086
I want to be the successful coolguy childhood friend of a mojoNEET Cursed Sword and the victim in her guro self-insert fanfiction.

>> No.15275133

>>15275120
But humans are meant to be slaves.

>> No.15275135

>>15275093
Like i said, different roads
yur choice isn't wrong, its just yours

>> No.15275138

If you were a dragon's second favorite treasure what would be her first?

>> No.15275143

>>15275138
Her Brett Hart poster in our room

>> No.15275150

>>15275138
My dick.

>> No.15275153

>>15275138
Her comfy bed.

>> No.15275154

>>15275138
Something that should disappear.

>> No.15275156

>>15275138
Her Daughter

>> No.15275158

>>15275138
Anon a human boy being called a dragon's second favorite treasure would make him go wide eyed, ask for the kitchen knife, and ask what the most important treasure is

>>15275154
See like that

>> No.15275160

>>15275143
>Dragon waifu is a massive Brett Hart fan
>Every time you want to get back at her for something all you need to do is play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBKUKvha79I

>> No.15275171

>>15275158
but where does the daughteru ranl?

>> No.15275172

>>15275160
>I THINK I'M CUTE
>"Yeah yeah"
>I KNOW I'M SEXY
>"Stop that"
>I GOT THE LOOKS, THAT DRIVES THE GIRLS WILD
>[angry dragon sounds]

>> No.15275182

>>15275171
Daughteru is rank 0. I think I can allow that since she loves both of us equally.

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>>15275046
>>15274902

>> No.15275211
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The crazy ones are the best

>> No.15275214

>>15275211
Why do I feel like the one in the middle is into CBT?

>> No.15275216
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>>15275211
Got that right, he really needs to draw more of her.

>> No.15275217

>>15275211
Second from the left looks like the craziest.

>> No.15275237

Fuck, I'm tired. But I need to write. But I'm falling asleep in my chair, losing focus, typing strings of senseless, garbled letters.

You know what'd be neat? If you could take out the calming, sleep-inducing element from a weresheep's wool. Like an infusable, gaseous magic. Then infuse it into another monstergirl. They don't get woolly, but their fur or hair would gain the soothing weresheep effects. Imagine a kejourou who could make you fall asleep just by brushing her hair around a person's face, catching them in a harness when they drop and binding them in a cocoon to sleep in.

I'd like to infuse an anubis with weresheep power. Put it all in her paws, hands and feet both. Rest my head in her lap, let her massage my scalp and temples until I fall asleep, and wake up ready and refreshed for the first time in months.
She'd probably get all yawny for a little bit if she rested her head in her own paws, though.

>> No.15275243

>>15275217
That's because she's yandere.

>> No.15275248

>>15275211
>looks like tomochan's artist
>it is
Based fumitan

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>>15275237
>I'd like to infuse an anubis with weresheep power.
Redundant, as their lectures already put people to sleep.

>> No.15275253

I would enjoy it greatly if a female sporting monstrous and abnormal appendages were to make a vocal gesture of extreme amusement aimed towards my unusually proportioned genitalia, which is considered lacking and therefore shameful by generally accepted societal norms.

>> No.15275254

>>15275243
Oh I'm sure she's just misunderstood.

>> No.15275255

>>15275237
I think a Manticore who's mane had Weresheep wool properties would be the most terrifying of all.

She could seat you between her legs, rest the back of your head between her breasts and slowly milk you as drifted in and out of conciousness. I want it.

>> No.15275256

>>15275237
Give that to a kitsune with some nice, fluffly tails and you can doze off while she wraps you up against her with them.

>> No.15275258

Yandere Alice is scary

>> No.15275272

>>15275253
You return.

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>>15275237
>Imagine a kejourou who could make you fall asleep just by brushing her hair around a person's face, catching them in a harness when they drop and binding them in a cocoon to sleep in.

That sounds nice.

Or you could be cocooned before you fall asleep and have her hair move gently against your skin as she hugs you closely until you fall asleep.

>> No.15275281

>>15275237
I need to write but I hardly see the point.

>> No.15275286

>>15275237
I know how you feel. I've been planning something for a while, but I'm mostly shitfaced in my free time and that's no way to write. Anyway, I'll per-emptively Bummer, man myself and leave it at that.

>> No.15275309

>>15275251
Rude. Abubi talk about interesting things. Like material sciences.

>>15275255
Imagine her using that sleep inducing power as a predator might. Hunting a guy down, spreading soporific mists and watching him slow as he runs, before he finally collapses, right into her waiting mane.
But yeah, hazy, sleep-drifty sex whee you're not sure what's a dream and what isn't is great.

>>15275256
She's her own portable bed. If she becomes a kitsune ball she could even hibernate at will.

>> No.15275323

If a slime offered you some homemade jello that was the same color as she was, would you eat it?

>> No.15275330

Being a slave boy isn't too bad

>> No.15275333

>>15275323
It should be fine

>> No.15275334
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>>15275323
Why not

>> No.15275336

>>15275323
I would eat it without hesitation. She must have spent extra effort into making it extra tasty and making it look just like her.

>> No.15275338

>>15275323

Sure

>> No.15275371

>>15275334
sh-she's all gooey...

>> No.15275376

>>15275333
>>15275334
>>15275336
>>15275338
What would you do if she told you that you ate a part of her?

What if she started going yandere and saying you can't leave her because she's a part of you now?

>> No.15275387

>>15275376
This was not part of the deal. Bring on the liquid nitrogen.

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>>15275376
Unless she can somehow turn into a vampire I politely refuse.

>> No.15275399

>>15275376
I would tell her it was the most delicious thing I ever tasted.
I would also be insulted that she even thought that I would ever leave her.

>> No.15275400

>>15275376
tell her she'll get it back in an hour or two

>> No.15275412

>>15275309
>Imagine her using that sleep inducing power as a predator might. Hunting a guy down, spreading soporific mists and watching him slow as he runs, before he finally collapses, right into her waiting mane.
Wearing him down in more ways than one, what a sneaky Manticore.

>> No.15275440

Im gonna go to the fallen church and then take my pants off and start masturbating in the middle of a sermon

>> No.15275448

Can I ask a slime to absorb me so I can be part of her forever?

>> No.15275458

>>15275274
That also works. She could start cocooning a person from their feet, snaking her way upwards. I wonder if a body would become numb where the hair contacted against skin. All the way up until their head is covered, and the fuzzy warmness sets into one's head.
I just like the idea of a kejourou insisting that her partner get sone sleep after they've worked themselves ragged. But they refuse, saying they're alright, so the kejourou just touches a single strand of her hair to them, and that's enough to make them fall asleep n their feet.

>>15275281
If you need to, isn't that a point in itself?

>>15275286
Yeah. Urge to write only strikes when you can't actually get around to doing it for whatever reason.

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>>15275330

>> No.15275468
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>>15275388
Vampire Slime?

>> No.15275474

>>15275462
Stop, that shit isn't even monstergirls

>> No.15275478

>>15275448
Dark Slimes can do it to girls, so I don't see why not. It'd be like living in that orange tang in NGE, sharing consciousness with just one other person.

>> No.15275483

Paladin-chan deserves love too and is fine just the way she is

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>>15275462
Well dragons can turn in to their original form so I'm just going to pretend that's one playing around in that form for a power fantasy of hers.

>> No.15275488

>>15275478
That sounds comfy I just want to die anyways, so if I can go in such a way that'd at least help the dark slime, that'd be nice

>> No.15275497

>>15275483
Paladin-chans deserve to grow lonely and bitter

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>>15275487
That's the best way to think of it as because Sanzo's done a thing before where Churio was full T-Rex going TADAIMA~ to the MC of that series.

>> No.15275519

>>15275497
fuck yooooooooooooooooooou

>> No.15275524

>>15275519
Fuck off, Paladin-chan, don't you have to go read the Bible or something?

>> No.15275528

>>15275519
She's going to see all the boys she likes get addicted to monster pussy.

>> No.15275531

>>15275488
What if it wasn't fatal? You could lose all form, all sense of time and physicality, and all woes and responsibilities. But still "wake up" from a perpetual dream to feel her all encompassing warmth and love. And she might like to talk about stuff with you from time to time.

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15275534

Moo. Shame the artist is a faggot of the highest degree.

>> No.15275537

>>15275528
Is there a dark paladin monster girl yet?

>> No.15275539

You wouldn't sexualize monster girls would you?

>> No.15275544

>>15275534
Holsts are the breast.

>> No.15275545

>>15275497
Eros wouldn't allow that!

>> No.15275547

>>15275534
Explain. The later part.

>> No.15275548

>>15275539
Heavens no, get out for even suggesting it you deviant.

>> No.15275549

>>15275534
What did he do?

>> No.15275558

>>15275531
What would she want to talk to a worthless person like me for? I'm just part of her body anyways.

>> No.15275563

>>15275534
I can separate art from artist. And that is some very nice cowgirl art.

>> No.15275568

>>15275547
>>15275549
Basically he hates MGE because he thinks that it's problematic that it doesn't allow gays or yuri, draws futa and monster boys while failing to acknowledge that some people might like a porn setting that's actually hetro.

>> No.15275569

>>15275545
But Paladin-chan called Eros a false god! Why would she grant her love?

>> No.15275574

>>15275488
I think Dark Slimes just melt human women and change them into Dark Slimes, not necessarily absorb them.
Furthermore, I sincerely doubt that she would want to harm her husband/energy supply. Saying something like that is more likely to get a mindflayer called.

>> No.15275575

>>15275534
>liliirulu
This guy is a pretty big hypocrite

>> No.15275583

>>15275568
And? What's wrong with that? So long as they're not getting all up in this thread about it, they can do and say what they like.

>> No.15275589

>>15275537
Paladin-Chans can't fall. They just go home and cry.

>> No.15275595

>>15275568
Oh shit, I remember him. At least he's not as bad as Moldykins

>> No.15275600

>>15275458
Well yeah, but I can still decline to write if I in fact hate my own stories and how the only people who seem to encourage them are tasteless faggots when I can be spending my time more productively, like melting RA Salvatore's mind with my hatred or reading Wheel of Time.

>> No.15275608

>>15275558
Her day, her and your emotions. The chemical and spiritual makeup of her body as it changes and shifts day by day. How happy she is to have you as a part of her.

>> No.15275609

>>15275589
I'm gonna bully a Paladin-chan until she calls her Paladin-chan comrades to violate me!

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>> No.15275631

>>15275609
They can't even rape.

>> No.15275635

>>15275568
This honestly >>15275583

I don't care what people like/dislike unless they shove it down your throat in threads. Saying things like that on his blog or something is none of my concerns

>> No.15275645

>>15275631
So will they just chastise me for bullying their friend?

>> No.15275653

>>15275645
I'm pretty sure one would beat the hell out of you

>> No.15275656
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15275656

>>15275635
What if I don't care about your opinion that you don't care about an opinion?

>> No.15275657

>>15275645
Then I'll just make out with a monstergirl in front of them.

>> No.15275671

>>15275653
Will she grapple me? Then I'll have the perfect excuse for groping her!

>> No.15275674

>>15275656
Then we fuck

>> No.15275679

>>15275656
I don't care.

>> No.15275687

>>15275458

>Kejourou very slowly coiling her hair around you.
>A pleasant numb feeling spreading throughout your body as she does so.
>You eventually start to go limp, being held in place.
>The fragrance of her hair also working to relax you more.
>She deftly works her hair to go underneath your clothing without taking it off so you experience as much as possible.
>When you're completely covered it's impossible to think or move a muscle since you're too relaxed. She's not even using much force beyond whats needed to hold you
>The Kejourou whispering in your ear, encouraging you to go ahead and sleep.
>As though her voice was a switch, you fall asleep almost immediately afterward.
>She carries you to a bed, pulling the covers over the both of you and sleeping while embracing

>> No.15275688

What monster would make the best onee-san to humans who have been turned into monsters?

>> No.15275708

>>15275688
Demon?

>> No.15275710

>>15275688
Valkyrie. They can teach a new monstergirl to keep her new lust in check, keep it from changing her more than she's already been.

>> No.15275711

>>15275687
comfy

>> No.15275776
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15275776

Due to unforseen consequences there now appears to be a Mantis clutching herself on your shoulders and nibbling on your ears. This raises the question on how well trained you are, capable of carrying a young insect woman with ease. However it might just be that she is very light, being part insect. Which raises the second question, would a human sized insect be light?

Nevertheless, you suspect the Mantis on your shoulder is unlikely to leave anytime soon. This may or may not be due to you headpatting and rubbing the cheek of said Mantis.
This leads you to believe that said guide on 'deterring insectgirls' might in fact be a hoax meant to attract said beings instead. You believe you should have been more suspicious when you discovered the authors name to be M.antis.

You however still have said Mantis on your shoulder. She appears to have just switched to your other ear, nibbling on it and using her antenna's to tap around on your face. You wonder if these antenna's might have been used to send out morse codes in other times.

This however does not solve your issue, how do you remove the Mantis from your shoulders? You suspect that asking her might not be the best solution.

>> No.15275788

>>15275776
Do a handstand

>> No.15275791

>>15275776
Tell her I'll pat her some more if she let's go of me.

>> No.15275792

>>15275776
Lay down on the couch so she falls off.

>> No.15275795

>>15275776
Politely encourage her to leave

>> No.15275798

>>15275776
I would not attempt to remove her from my shoulders immediately, but I would at least ask her to not bite any important parts up there.
Instead, I would simply walk home and lay face down on the couch so that I could relax without crushing the poor bug, along with making it easier for her to get off if she wants.

>> No.15275799

>>15275537
No because this is the monster girls thread, not the shitty human and furshit thread.

>> No.15275804

Mostly off topic, but anyone have the URL of the site where you upload an image and it turns it into some topographical nightmare?

>> No.15275813

>>15275776
>blablablacutesymoeshitblablabla how much would a mantis weigh morecutesymoeshit

It's interesting point to think about. The only one in your post.
I mean when we see an actual mantis, we can see that they have the ability to leap and strike incredibly fast, but they have the advantage of an exoskeleton, rather than bones.
Y'know, I bet a mantis girl's muscle structures and growths would be totally different from a human. Just think about it, they excel at fast burst movements. Of course they'd have the muscles in their body to facilitate that at a greater presense than humans, perhaps at the cost of their endurance due to prolonged exertion. They spend ages being all slow and graceful and not doing much of anything, but when they need to, they move fast enough that their body becomes a whip, a living weapon.

>> No.15275815

>>15275776
Oh goddammit, she found my weakness. I would not be attempting to get her off so long as she continues to nibble on my ears.

>> No.15275885

>>15275600
Hating your own stories is actually quite common. Even published authors seem to hate their own writing, it seems to come with the territory. That said, I cringe far less at my newer stuff than I do with my older pastes. I hope it means I've progressed in some way.

>> No.15275889

The MGC mafia is known to be quite dangerous. Whether by chance or by intent you found yourself involved with them, and not in a good way.

One night they came and kidnaped you to bring you to their boss.

Roll for her race: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono

She tells you you have to stay with her until you’ve “paid your debts”.

Use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Now while you are here, you should know what she want’s you for:

Roll 1d4
1. Cumpump (She won’t treat you badly. But it would be good if you remember your place)
2. Butler / servant
3. Cuddule slave (not as bad as it sounds)
4. Husband (or at the very least to act like one)

You should also know what her personality is. Considering the time you are going to spend with her.

Roll 1d8
1. Energetic (rather odd for a mafia boss)
2. Mayadere
3. Tsundere
4. Perverted
5. Lazy
6. Secretly very loving
7. Kuudere
8. Simple minded

As for her looks, well…
Roll 1d10
1. Big breast
2. Hourglass
3. Big ass
4. Curvy
5. Thick thighs
6. Slim
7. The norm of her race
8. Loli or ara ara~ if they already are loli
9. Fit
10. Choose one and it becomes an extreme version or choose two.

She does have some things about her that would be good to know:
Roll 1d6
1. She feel like you should never leave her sight. (Even going to the bathroom alone isn’t a grantee.)
2. She is actually a nerd. She has a secret gaming room where only you and her are allowed.
3. She believes that she can improve anything with magic or science. Expect her to try it out on you.
4. She has an inferiority-complex. She keeps you around so that you can validate her.
5. She feel’s like she needs to take care of you onee-san style.
6. Choose two.

Her sexualetty will be rather impoerten for you to know, all things considered.
Roll 1d8
1. Gangbang (Roll for three of her “employees” that she will bring with her)
2. Nympho
3. Humiliation
4. Maledom or fendom (whatever you prefer)
5. Slow love making
6. Rape.
7. Impregnation and pregnancy.
8. Choose two

And finally. How long do you have to stay with her until you debts are paid off:
Roll 1d4
1. One week
2. One month
3. Half a year
4. A year

How will you hold out? How will your days be like? Would you take up the option of getting “employed” by her?

>> No.15275895
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15275895

>>15275788
>>15275791
>>15275792
>>15275795
>>15275798
>>15275815
After fruitlessly asking your new upper neighbour to remove herself from the premises and receiving a tap from her antenna on your lips, you attempt to perform a handstand for reasons beyond your understanding.
Aside from receiving a small applause and having some money from passerby's dropped in front of you, the Mantis appears to be unmoved, clutching herself tightly to you. She now appears to be interrested in your neck and is giving it little nibbles and pecks.

Realizing this battle is lost, you decide to enact your second masterplan; going home and lying on your couch. Perhaps the tresspasser of your personal space is simply afraid of heights, as small as they might be, and is stick up there on your shoulders.

Moving yourself to the confines of your technically not own but rented home, you drop yourself on your second hand couch and slowly lie down. As your earlier thoughts on lightweight or superhuman strenght return, you realize that the answer unfortunately seems to sit with the former, as you are entirely sure that your couch would not survive the onslaught of two whole humans sitting on it. This however does leave the question whether your couch could survive the newly added weight for a longer duration.

Fortunately, you believe this question will not stay on your mind for long, seeing the Mantis has decided to move herself, but not remove herself from your couch. You now have a Mantis frontally hugging you, looking deeply into your eyes. You ponder if she wishes to complain or compliment you on your fine tastes in choosing the couch she is currently occupying. You realize a different issue however. Your current situation might actually have increased in severity, opposed to having a new upper neighbour.

This is your life now.

>> No.15275908

>>15275376
As long as I don't have any allergic or melty reactions, I don't see a problem.

>> No.15275919

>>15275895
"I need to use the bathroom. Would you please get off of me?"

>> No.15275921

>>15275885
I'm fairly certain that I've not improved an inch since I started back in '14. Self-depricating as that may sound.

>> No.15275930

>>15275895
Remove pants and see reaction.

>> No.15275940

>>15275895
I see no problem here, give her head pats.

>> No.15275945

>>15275889

>Gazer

>3 (Cuddle Slave)
>4 (Perverted)
>8 (Can't quite tell if the official artwork is pettanko or loli, so going with ara ara~)
>2(NEEERRRRRRRRRRRDs are the best~)
>5(Slow love making? How lewd~)
>4(A year? That's all?)

Did I just become Gazerfag?

Man, I'm going to be negotiating a for-life contract ASAP.

>> No.15275947

So you're in a bar and suddenly the karaoke machine starts playing All Star out of nowhere. How do you prepare for the imminent Ogre rape you're about to endure?

>> No.15275948

>>15274625
Dormouse, Were-cat, Jinko.

>> No.15275950
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>>15275889
Yea hello. No. No I'm not freakin' interested. I don't give a crap asshole, I'm not on any list. Just tell the dickheads that write your checks that I don't owe jack. Yea. Yea. Nuh-uh. No. Yeah, f[dial-tone] you too, have a nice day.

>> No.15275959

>>15275889
>Big breasted Kuudere Dragon with inferiority-complex that likes slow love making
>Cumpump for one month

Jokes on her, I'm going to work as a cumpump forever whether she wants to or not.

>> No.15275966

>>15275950
How would Carl fare in the world of Monster Girls.

>> No.15275972

>>15275950
Well that’s a bloody shame, you should have thought of that before you made a deal with the mafia.

>> No.15275980

>>15275889
>dragon
>cumpump
>tsundere
>fit
>Choose Two (Onee-San and Never leave sight)
>femdom
>one month
So i just got a stereotypical dragon nee-san who just so happens to have most of my fetishs? Well it seems to be i have found heaven and i suppose i dont want to leave her, ever.

>> No.15275984

>>15274084
>echo chamber
Sure, but instead of a square it's a rotating irregular fucking dodecagon with various ridges and spikes in the walls that bend and twist sound and bounces is all around in a discordant harmony with no side managing to sound the same. Nice fucking echochamber you have here, faggot.

>> No.15275986

>>15275959
>>15275980
Oh shit, we yandere dragon bros

>> No.15275991

>>15275889
Eh, I'm bored.
>Weresheep
How the fuck is this a mafia boss?
>Husband
>Energetic
This is making even less sense now
>fit
>never leave her sight
>gangbang with Charybdis, Golem, Scylla
>One week

Well, there we are. None of this made any sense whatsoever, I kept rolling ones somehow, Scylla just had to show up once again because what would a random roll be without her appearing and you are either drunk or have dyslexia.

>> No.15276001

>>15275991
>or have dyslexia.
Not a lot I can do about that, sorry.

>> No.15276021

>>15275889
>Khepri
>Cumpump
>Energetic
>Curvy
>Into magic and science improvements
>Impregnation and pregnancy fetish
>Have to spend a month there
But why would I ever want to leave? I'll give her all the golden bug daughters she wants.

>> No.15276046

>>15275889
>Apophis
>Butler/Servant
>Simple Minded
>Slim
>Feels like she needs to take care of me onee-san style
>Femdom/slow love making
>A year

Jackpot.

>> No.15276072

>>15275889
>Ittan-momen
>Cuddle Slave
>Lazy
>Ass
>Onee-san
>Sliow Love/Gangbang
>One year

It's gonna be a long year. Just her and me...and her Sahuagin, Yuki-Onna, and...
>Cursed Sword

Looks like some sword play will be involved in this.

>> No.15276080

>>15275889
So here's the scenario I rolled:

I'm apparently sleeping after a long day at work, when I see this beautiful woman in my dreams. She attempts to seduce me, but before I can return my affections in the dream, I wake up, and not in my own bed.
I supposedly found myself tied to a bed in a rather garish and unfamiliar room, with a Nightmare standing next to the bed. According to an IOU I don't remember signing at all, I owe her a month of servitude. Thanks to her perverted nature, this will likely have many meanings, and thanks to her being a Nightmare, I will probably have to serve her 24/7.
Her hourglass figure will make it fairly pleasant to serve her during the day, but it won't have any bearing on what she decides to be that night, since she can be whatever she wants to be in my dreams.
Her obsession with improvements using magic/science will likely lead to her experimenting with my sleeping/dreaming. She might give me certain concoctions right before I go to bed and observe the effects on my sleeping/dreams. Some other nights, she might sneak into my dreams to potentially observe my subconscious.
Finally, being a monster girl, she will be all about the rape. Sometimes when performing duties for her, she might suddenly order her guards to pin me down so she can have her way with me. During some nights, she'll invade my dreams and give me a rape nightmare. Being rape, it won't be especially pleasant.

This experience will cause me to bring a microscope wherever I go in order to ensure I don't get roped into something like this ever again.

>> No.15276084

>>15275813
Cry more faggot.

>> No.15276091

>>15275889
You know we have >>>/qst/ for this now, right?

>> No.15276097

>>15276084
Crying? I'm giving an actually interesting response to an otherwise boring post. I'm fixing it.
You're the one crying about what I'm doing, if anything.

>> No.15276100

>>15275895
>This is your life now
Then so be it.

>> No.15276104

>>15276091
>like she
Considering this is just a one off thing and not an entire quest, I don’t think it fits on /qst/.
And besides, MGE does also seem to be a bit off topic on that board.

>> No.15276118

>>15276104
Considering it's not a one off thing, and is posted mercilessly every single thread without fail, I think it fits far better on /qst/. You could make an entire freaking thread with all this shit alone.

>> No.15276131

>>15276118
>and is posted mercilessly every single thread without fail
What are you talking about? These roll post haven’t been posted for quite a while, last thread was the first one to have them for a long while.

>> No.15276132

>>15276118
Ehh, /qst/ was basically made for /tg/ due to the amount of quest there and that isn't a quest and more like a one off thing closer to a CYOA.

>> No.15276169

>>15275895
Get mad, yell at her to stop bothering me and get out of my house

>> No.15276179

>>15276131
Not true. Of the six threads preceding the last thread, only two of them didn't have a rolling post in it. >>15169574 and >>15121461.
In that range, all the rest had someone post them.

>> No.15276183

>>15275984
Don't engage Shoggocks. He's literally the only faggot here who bitches about this place and comes back like a whipped dog.

>> No.15276191

>>15276097
In all fairness, they aren't swamping the thread with headpats and junk right now, it's just the one odd post. It's perfectly fine in small amounts.

>> No.15276199
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15276199

More monsters spilling their spaghetti

>> No.15276205

>>15276191
I suppose. I just see it as a transparently artificial and completely uninspired way to promote discussion or divert discussion when the thread is dead or engaged in the shitstorm of the week.
There's been one or two which were creative, like that "build your own familiar" one. I liked that one, gave some neat ideas.

But aside from that, it's really not doing much except existing because it does.

>> No.15276209

>>15276199
Like when you ask your wolfu gf to marry you in public, and pull out a finely made leather collar for her to wear?

>> No.15276224

>>15276179
Not him, but I actually made those two threads funnily enough.

>> No.15276234

>>15276224
Okay. And?

>> No.15276242

>>15276234
It's a thing that happened.

>> No.15276249
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>>15276242
So you just wanted to brag about how you sometimes make threads?

>> No.15276255
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15276255

Aren't cats great?

>> No.15276261
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>>15276255
Doggies are better.

>> No.15276264

>>15276249
prprprpr

>> No.15276265

>>15275889
>Cuddle slave for a simpleminded Grizzly whose quite slim.
>Secretly a nerd who wants to get pregnant.
>I need to stay for one month.

Lady, I'm staying for life and keeping you constantly pregnant.

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>>15276249
Yeh
>>15276255
How about a titcow cat?

>> No.15276274

>>15271398
Y'know a big part of that game was the question as to whether or not continuity of consciousness is a thing or not. While for gameplay's sake it was represented as a "Coin Flip" as to whether or not consciousness continues onward to a new "Self", or remains with the previous, but in reality it's a concept so far out of our depth of experience, that we have no way of knowing how such a thing might occur.

My one disappointment with SOMA in hindsight is that it never really delved into things from a solipsist point of view based upon Catherine's experience throughout the whole mess.

>> No.15276281

Is it bad that i want a dragon to dominate use me as a cumpump then hold me close afterward?

>> No.15276285
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>>15276266
Not a personal favorite, but pretty good. Feeling her purring through those would be sublime.

>> No.15276290

>>15276281
Not at all.
better than me and my love for thick, oppai loli dragons who'd make me the husband of their small group.

>> No.15276298

>>15276266
>>15276285
BIG!

FAT!

CAT!

TATS!

>> No.15276303
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15276303

>>15276298
TINY!

TIGER!

TITTIES!

>> No.15276317

>>15276303
Do Jinkos come in that size?

>> No.15276326
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15276326

If you had to put together a team of monstergirl lolis to go on a quest to save all the captured adult monstergirls from an evil entity, what monstergirls would you pick?
Let's say you can have a maximum of 6 lolis.

Now then, what fields do they excel in? Things like expertise, abilities, powers, and so on.
What are their strengths and weaknessnes?
How do they interact with other members in your group as you journey across the vast, fantastical and dangerous land?
Which one would you be most likely to dick?
While one would be most likely to make the heroic sacrifice for the sake of everyone else?

>> No.15276327

>>15276298
FAT
FELINE
FANNIES

>> No.15276334

>>15275440
Well something is gonna happen. Not sure what

>> No.15276357

>>15276334
You can't spell sermon without semon.

>> No.15276366

>>15276209
I will never not associate collars with actual animals and furries.

>> No.15276387

>>15276366
How closed-minded.

>> No.15276389

>>15276249
Gonna lick that armpit.

>> No.15276422

What monster girl would have the puffiest vulva?

>> No.15276440
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15276440

>>15276422

>> No.15276442

>>15276422
lolifox.

>> No.15276450

>>15276422
Better question, how puffy is too puffy?

>> No.15276453

>>15276450
When it looks like a cock bulge

>> No.15276454

>>15276422
Tanuki.

>> No.15276463

>>15276442
Correct answer.

>> No.15276468

>>15276422
Scylla, and what better way to enjoy it than with tentacles pulling your face into it.

>> No.15276488

>>15276440
seven apples

>> No.15276491

>>15276488
Maybe more

>> No.15276494

>>15276488
Seven seeds

>> No.15276495

>>15276453
That sounds pretty puffy.

Do they use magic to get it like that?

>> No.15276496

>>15276450
When you can't breathe as she sits on your face

>> No.15276501

>>15276468
I like the cut of your jib, bud.

>> No.15276502

>>15276454
But of course. Tanuki has the best butts.

>> No.15276515

>>15276502
Also the softest thighs.

>> No.15276518
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>>15274625
Hellhound, Anubis, Raiju.

Soft and cuddly.

>> No.15276527

>>15276518
Top tier taste. Just imagine all the energy saturaing your living space, though. Electrical buildup in the air, extreme heat from the hellhound's presence, and the slightly misty air distortion from the anubis' natural magic flowing about. It'd be a busy place.

>> No.15276532

>>15276317
If you want them to. Even if they start big, just get a free lolification potion from the sabbath and you're set. You don't even need to join that shitty religion.

>> No.15276536
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15276536

>>15276255
>>15276261
Nothing tops Wolfus.

>> No.15276542

>>15276536
What if I want to top my wolfu every so often?

>> No.15276544
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15276544

Why hasn't Laven given the Second Tear to Ba'el yet? That'd neutralize any threat coming his way by virtue of ascended loli goddess.

P.S: Love your story moose, pls stay forever.

>> No.15276561

>>15276495
>Shorter, unassuming monstergirl uses am enhancement spell to give herself a puffier vulva after reading that it's a trait men like
>She goes overboard with it, to the point where she can't actually walk without her vulva lips rubbing against each other and arousing her like she's never been aroused before

Always read the instructions before doing magic.

>> No.15276563
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15276563

>>15276542
I'd rather the Wolfu topped me.

>> No.15276571

>>15276561
Huh....
Boner no.

>> No.15276590

>>15276561
>Vulva so puffy that it becomes sentient

>> No.15276604
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15276604

This is your elf tonight.

>> No.15276620

>>15276590
>'Feed me your firstborns and I shall spare your pathetic life when I ascend to godhood'

>> No.15276621

>>15276620
unbirth a shit

>> No.15276623

>>15276590
>>15276620
http://realitystudio.org/texts/naked-lunch/talking-asshole/

>> No.15276627

I want to give a leather jacket to a holst, only for her to look at it and ask "Mom?"

>> No.15276639

>>15276627
weak.

>> No.15276645

>>15276627
I want to feed P'orc ears to a kobold!

>> No.15276650

>>15276544
Because the unstoppable mary sue harem are invincible enough without giving them magical macguffins to increase their power? I'm only still following it out of a morbid curiosity to see just how much more Laven can utterly destroy before the rest of the world gets tired of his shit, or gets overrun by monsters because the humans protecting civilization will be all dead.

>> No.15276651

>>15276563
As long as some spice and variation exists, it doesn't matter if it's me or her who's playing a certain position the most.
Hellhounds and wolfgirls are both miraculous things I'd love to have protecting, coddling and pinning me down. But sometimes it's nice to just go back to basics and lavish love on her too, pressing her down into the bed and making her feel utterly divine.

>> No.15276652

>>15276627
I want to explain to a jinko that her kind is critically endangered, so we should mate and make lots of cubs together.

>> No.15276653

>>15276645
Take a hike vorefag.

>> No.15276656

>>15276604
I'm gonna berate the little pole proportioned dendrophile until she runs back to her woods

>> No.15276658
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>> No.15276661

>>15276653
You don't know what vore is.
You also don't seem to know what a joke is.

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>>15276656
elves are for loving and taking care of not bullying

>> No.15276671

>>15276668
Gonna bully that tiny elf with my dick.

>> No.15276672

>>15276658
Is this the bondage wolf I think it is, is is it another one?

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>>15276651
Wolfus are objectively the best there is. Beauty and beast in one perfect package.

>>15276653
Pigs ears are a pretty common dog treat.

>> No.15276679

>>15276650
Mary sue? Hardly. Laven is very much a normal human, and his girls' strength is nothing unexpected for the protagonists of a high fantasy series. Besides, he has yet to throw down with any magical heavy hitters such as high ranking demons or even Angels (assuming they exist).

I like MG saga a lot. It's basically what I wanted the Kenkou Cross world to really be like- A world where the struggle between monsters and humans is very real and doesn't look at all like a forced hugbox. Laven's existence himself is rather odd, but I'll wait and see for everything to be explained before I make assumptions.

Also, what are you even doing in a monstergirl thread if you dislike waifus that could crush you faster than a dark souls boss? There's a reason they're monsters, you know.

>> No.15276680

>>15276671
How could you bully an elf with a tiny dick?

>> No.15276687

>>15276668
>Monsterboy
>>>/out/

>> No.15276691

>>15276679
>Mary sue? Hardly.
They utterly rape everything they come across with minimal effort and face no real consequences for it. Also, in his setting monsters kill men by the truckload and are fine with it, which is just weird considering they're meant to want husbands.
>Also, what are you even doing in a monstergirl thread if you dislike waifus that could crush you faster than a dark souls boss? There's a reason they're monsters, you know.
I didn't say I hated monsters, I was only saying I disliked Moose's characters.

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>>15276687
>monsterboy
o i am laffin

>> No.15276701

>>15276697
>landwhale Elf
Even worse, get out.

>> No.15276703

>>15276697
I'd tap that.

>> No.15276707

>>15276691
Why haven't you just dropped it? I remember enjoying the first volume, but it went to shit in a hurry after that. I can only imagine how bad it is at this point, so if you're in the same frame of mind why bother?

>> No.15276713

>>15276691
Different setting, different rules. However, I'm fairly sure that most cases where said monsters kill men is justified, to at least some extent. It's been a while since I read past chapters, but from the main characters Rose not being averse to murder is not unsurprising.

Also, there's been some definite close calls. Did you forget about the fight with the Silver Bannermen on the ship where Rose almost drowned? Or when Laven literally had to put his ass on the line to ward off a golem because Chris was suffering from shock?

I mean, his girls have definitely been close to death a lot of the time. If the power of love ends up letting Laven rescue then and pull a victory suddenly, well don't be a stick in the mud about it. It's a romance, things like that are classic.

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>>15276701
>that's a landwhale
i could post an actual landwhale for you to compare her to

>> No.15276718

>>15276713
not surprising*

holy shit I need to sleep if I'm using double negatives.

>> No.15276720

>>15276544
>>15276650

Holy shit it's still ongoing. I gave up on it around the point where the Baphomet was introduced, has it gone anywhere yet?

>> No.15276724

>>15276658
Bad dog!

>> No.15276728

>>15276720
100 Chapters in, son.

Right now Laven is helping the Wight that was foreshadowed in an earlier volume get to her husbando, and I might be mistaken but he might be being manipulated into opening the gates into a kingdom of the undead while he's at it. Oh and the Free Brewers/Illuminati are back.

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>>15276672
Nah, it's a different wolf.

>> No.15276732

Not him but,

>>15276679
>Also, what are you even doing in a monstergirl thread if you dislike waifus that could crush you faster than a dark souls boss?
Because he likes monster girls? It's not a one to one correlation.

>There's a reason they're monsters, you know.
Yeah, because they're not human.

>> No.15276736

>>15276713
I guess I'd like it more if the humans weren't all portrayed as complete monsters and laughable cannon fodder at that. The monster villains never seem to do much either. Also the MC can be a massive dick and it's hard to root for someone like that. Perhaps I've put up with this enough and >>15276707
is right. It's a shame because I honestly saw a lot of promise in it back when the saga started.

>> No.15276738

>>15276732
Fair enough. That was far from an objective point.

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>>15276730
Why do so many wolves have a Fenrir fantasy?

>> No.15276745

>>15276736
It's not the humans that are all portrayed as complete monsters. It's the Church. And just so you know, that kind of frenzied hatred for monsters and all they be is actually not unlike the kind of madness that most crusaders held towards the unfaithful during the middle ages. War will do that to you.

Do remember that this isn't modern society, but a medieval shithole.

>> No.15276750

>>15276728
So in other words not really then. Man, why is he helping the Wight? I remember her coming across as evil. It's like the guy automatically helps monsters even if it'll fuck the general population over massively.

>> No.15276758

>>15276750
Nah, she chose to play hardball with him. He got blackmailed and then trapped with no other choice but to help her, I think.

>> No.15276759

>>15276742
Beats me. I dig the bondage regardless, increases the lewdness by about 256%.

>> No.15276762

>>15276745
They've got a good reason to hate the monsters though, what with the potential extinction of humanity and all. Some of the guys are being assholes about it, but I think I'd be on their side in this situation. It isn't like the monsters in the setting are acting any better, either.

>> No.15276770

>>15276758
Wait, he finally made a monstergirl a villain after 100+ chapters of slaughtering humans? I suddenly have the urge to read it again.

>> No.15276771

>>15276762
It's not a very pleasant place to be in, certainly. I think moose purposefully darkened the setting to give Laven a credible sense of danger looming over him, since the story is more action than romance at this point.

>> No.15276775

>>15276742
They just get accidentally stuck in chains.

>> No.15276776

>>15276770
Last arc had a monstergirl villain that wanted to turn an entire country into a demon realm, fuck are you talking about?

>> No.15276782

>>15275889

>Roper.
Shit.
>Cuddle Slave.
Okay, maybe it's not so bad...
>Pervert.
Wait, perverted cuddles?
>Fit.
We are going places with this one.
>Constantly watched.
Wait...
>Gangbang.
Fuck.
>Simple-minded extreme curves Tentacle rapist and Perverted Nympho Ara-Akaname
Fuck!
>One year.
FUCK!

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Which monstergirl is to another monstergirl as a GM is to a Gundam?

>> No.15276791

>>15276776
Like I said, I stopped reading around the point the Baphomet was added.

>> No.15276792

>>15276786
That dingo's going to have my baby.

>> No.15276800

>>15276791
Same

>> No.15276816

>>15276679
>Also, what are you even doing in a monstergirl thread if you dislike waifus that could crush you faster than a dark souls boss? There's a reason they're monsters, you know.

Not that guy, and I agree monsters should be tougher than humans and everything, but did you really just imply that not liking anonymooses shitty writing = hating monstergirls in general?

>> No.15276824

>>15276800
Me too. I think a lot of people did from the sounds of it. For me the kicker was Laven trying to hang an old woman - that shit was fucked and made him more of a villain to me than the actual villains.

>> No.15276825

I'm going to pitch my idea to nintendo and save E3:
Animal crossing but with monster girls

>> No.15276830

>>15276825
Animal crossing works best if you have friends.

>> No.15276831

>>15276786
I want to impregnate this wan.

>> No.15276844

>>15276786
I want to impregnate that child bearing ass

>> No.15276854

>>15276791
>>15276800
Eh, Idropped it after the first volume. I loved Laven and Rose's adventures but when it became apparent it was going to be a harem I couldn't be bothered with it anymore
>>15276824
>For me the kicker was Laven trying to hang an old woman
You fucking what? I'm especially glad I dropped this now.

>> No.15276855

>>15276742
It's because of the myth of Tyr.

So get this, Fenrir was this big ass wolf who wanted to eat the world of Midgard because he was an asshole that way.

So the Aesir made magical chains and bound him to a wall saying "You can't break those cuffs!", to which Fenrir does anyway. Not wanting to admit defeat, they craft magical chains again that are basically made of NOTHING AT ALL.

Thinking they're trying to ruse cruise him, Fenrir demands one of the Aesir puts a hand in his mouth while he tests his strength against his new bindings. Now we got this guy named Tyr, who's the most JUST you're going to get. Being that he's the God of Justice and War, he agrees and sticks his RIGHT HAND in Fenrir's mouth. Fenrir bites it off but is unable to break the bindings.

Thus, realizing what men could do with a kinky twist on that very story, Wolfus subconsciously want to be tied to a stone wall or some shit like that and have their mouths roughly fucked before you make sweet, tender love to them. Or something.

Fuck you the Norse were a bunch of drunken heretics.

>> No.15276860

>>15276855
I want my wolf waifu to bite my hand off

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Anon, please call off your dog.

>> No.15276874

>>15276865
I'll get the spray bottle.

>> No.15276877

>>15276865
>calling off a hellhound
You jut call her on to different things. Also,
>wanting to call off that beauty

>> No.15276882

>>15276865
Relax, she's just playing with you, don't worry. She's a good dog.

>> No.15276885

>>15276776
>we're treating monstergirls like pets again
Oh boy.

>> No.15276892

>>15276885
Relax, it's the end of the thread. It's bound to get a bit shitposty at this point. At least it's on topic.

>> No.15276896

>>15276885
You know what? I'm going to treat a monster girl like a pet and then I am going to turn into one.
You'll have two pets but no master! It's the perfect plan.

>> No.15276901

Been away for a couple weeks. Noticed that moth doujin got released. How did the thread like it?

>> No.15276902

>>15276865
Just throw the frisbee! Trust me!

>> No.15276906

>>15276901
Waiting for it to get Translated

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>just saw the trailer for the new Ghostbusters movie
Oh fuck it's horrid. It reminds me of Pixels somehow, in that it's also a terribly unfunny and shitty movie with bad CG from the look of it.

To be on topic, how offended by the original movies would Ghosts be? They portray ghosts as a bad thing, so I'd say very.

>> No.15276913

>>15276901
Which one? The one with the kid and weird time loops?

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>>15276911
I know they'd be able give great stealth sex during the film.

>> No.15276934

>>15276913
Yeah, I looked through the raw part 3. The first two kind of weirded me out but holy shit the moff is so lovely in part 3.

>> No.15276942

>>15276911
You're not talking about the one with the female cast, are you? Because we agreed to pretend it doesn't exist.

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>>15264896
Sounds good to me.

>> No.15276965

>>15267429
Still no 1911

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>>15276911
she'd probably complain that it's not spooky enough, despite her own preference for cheesy, budget horror movies

>> No.15276970

>>15276942
The all female cast isn't an issue. It's Paul Feig being a moron and trying to make the one chick film he always makes and slapping the Ghostbusters name on it.

>> No.15276973

>>15276946
Is that a cow or Ran?

>> No.15276977

>>15276934
I want my own fluffy mothgirl
Life isn't fair

>> No.15276992

>>15276946
Gonna need a huge bathtub for my ryu.
>no art of her in only a towel and her hair down

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>>15276973
Tittyfoxes are great, m8.

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Lick the dragon abs!

>> No.15277002

>>15276993
I bet she gets aroused when Anon blows in her ear. What a slut.

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>>15276993
Correct

>> No.15277021

>>15277002
They can't help it! They're sensitive.

>> No.15277023

>>15272517
>Raiju that has culinary intuition
>vs Dark Elf that can fly with fire

This is so unfair

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>>15264896
I don't know about a glacies anon, would it have to be a cold shower?

>> No.15277040

>>15277010
I'm almost curious as to how big a fox's titties can get.

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>>15277040
>inflation
Don't do that.

>> No.15277051

>>15277036
Cute!
>>15277046
He likely means natural growth.

>> No.15277052

>>15277046
Technically it would be expansion.
Inflation focuses on the belly.

>> No.15277062

>>15276992
A hot spring visit with a ryuu sounds heavenly. Especially the sights.

>> No.15277065

>>15277046
Like when you knock them up, you've spent too much time in unsavory places anon, please take your mofu and lie down.

>> No.15277066

>>15277023
Doesn't this mean the raiju could cook so well, that the dark elf forgets what she was doing for a few hours?

>> No.15277068

>>15277066
Oh fuck I just realized rng gave me a JOJO battle.

>> No.15277076

>>15277051
>>15277052
>>15277065
O-oh

>> No.15277082

>>15272517
>Roll Manticore for villain.
>Projectile Enhancement.
Yeah, I guess that works, what the shooting, boner-inducing barbs and all.
>Roll for waifu: Pharaoh.
>Omnipotence.

...I'd like to imagine our villainous Manticore is a small time crook who's coming to the chilling realization that she's unwittingly stepped into the big leagues.

>> No.15277092

I want to fight with a Salamander. As we punch, kick, swing and headbutt we get too into it as we get pissed off as all hell insulting each other and accidentally venting our problems, until we both fall into a stupor unable to move a muscle. I want to rest, and get up, and do the whole thing over and over again until the authorities come up and stop the whole shebang. I've been having violent fantasies involving smashing heads and tearing limb as of late, having a person who can laugh off anything I can do would be great.

>> No.15277100

>>15277092
that sounds like a fun time

>> No.15277105

>>15277092
>salamander/lizardgirl challenges you to a duel
>instead of a sword she pulls out a video game
What'll it be?

>> No.15277114

>>15272517
>Lich
>Oneiric Cognition

So, basically Doctor Destiny with breasts.

>Kiki
>Hydro-Telekinesis

Behold, the power of Pine-Sol, bitch.

>> No.15277115

>>15277105
Rng tell me what to play
>Demon Souls

Bitch please, Imma backstab and parry your ass so hard your tail will look like a used yogurt tube when I'm through with you.

>> No.15277119

I want to be a jock who ignores the hellhounds, lizards, salamanders, and onis, only to hang out with gazers, monoeyes, liches, will-o-wisps, and oomukades. I'll even join their gaming club!

>> No.15277127

>>15277105
SWB2 senpai

>> No.15277130

>>15277119
Fake gamer boys get out.

>> No.15277146

>>15277001
Instead of liking it,i'm going to give her small kisses and bites in the abs, sometimes looking up and giving a wink, before drooling a little bit in her lower parts!

>> No.15277158

>>15277119
I want to ignore that cute monoeye that has a crush on me, turning down her advances and tossing her "please go out with me" chocolate in the trash! I won't even go out with anyone, I'll just be single and ignoring her advances!

>> No.15277184

>>15277119
>>15277158
I want to ignore every monster girl's advances.
I want them to witness my downward spiral into depression

>> No.15277200

>>15277184
Which eventually gets worse and worse until they stop a suicide attempt and help us get better, Right?..... Right?,,,,

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>>15277184
You can't ignore their advances when they have you pinned down

>> No.15277215

>>15277210
Sure I can.

>> No.15277221

>>15277200
Of course, and they'll help you with your financing, make the world a better place to a better utopia where anons can get the help they need and not feel ashamed for it.

>> No.15277258

>>15277221
>help you with your financing
>tfw your tanuki childhood friend/waifu will never move into your home, justifiying it as 'cutting costs', making every move but a romantic gesture until your depression heals and/or you're too dependent on her to leave her.

>> No.15277262

>>15277200
>>15277210
They'll whisper in your ear that you don't have to be alone.
Healing stories make the penis in my heart erect

>> No.15277263

>>15277258
But anon that's literally my fantasy. Why are you phrasing it like it's a bad thing? I would honestly enjoy a relationship like that considering that all monster girls by default are at the base of it all lovey dovey dere types?

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She's your Emperor tonight.

>> No.15277282

>>15277210
>You can't ignore their advances when they have you pinned down

That's why you have to play the 'Dense Harem Anime Protagonist' card when that happens.
They'll usually be more gentle if they think you're stupid.

>> No.15277285

>>15277221
Monster girls establishing a 24 hour call centre for depressed and suicidal anons where even the Cheshires are serious about healing.
They'll dispatch certified snuggle squadrons to get to you, pat your head and tell you that it's all going to be all right. Their highest time-to-target is ten minutes, and that's going to the highest room in the tallest tower of a castle far beyond MGC's city limits, because healing has no boundaries.
You won't even end up raped unless that's what you need, because rape is generally pretty traumatic and you don't need more of that in your life.
It's a free service, paid for by a the owners of a group of supercompanies who, by donating absurd amounts of money, get the opportunity to have healing-necessary Anons directed to their hiring offices for the opportunity to heal their very own anon, a process sometimes referred to as "Hug Husbandry".

>> No.15277289

>>15277262
A group of monster girls trying to make a depressed person more happy would be an great story.

If only they could help me, i just want to die every day.

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>>15277289

>> No.15277316

>>15277285
I want to call them and tell them I'm suicidal just so they can dispatch a yeti to hug me!

>> No.15277328

>>15277316
You don't have to tell them that they're suicidal, they've got ready-to-dispatch Yetis for 'miscellaneous hugs and attention'. Claiming that you're actually suicidal is not looked on very well, as there are actually suicidal anons who need that attention and it would be a shame if you took up a team that could be helping another anon keep away from the hard line.
If you ask them for a yeti, one will be at your door soon with a blanket and hot chocolate.

>> No.15277332

Yetis would be better without the paws.
Discuss.

>> No.15277333

>>15277332
Yetis would be better if Tomasu stayed the fuck away from them

>> No.15277337

>>15277271
I can dig it.

>> No.15277339

>>15277332
No.

>> No.15277344

>>15277289
I need a story like this. [Spoiler]I deserve brain tumors[/spoiler]

>> No.15277345

>>15277333
I wouldn't mind a Yeti with the MGE one's body and face but the Tomasu one's limbs.

>> No.15277357

>>15277289
how could kuudere MGs like sahuagin and glacies handle that
interesting

>> No.15277358

>>15277344
Nice spoiler faggot. All you're gonna get is bunch of airheaded Alps.

>> No.15277364

>>15277289
Any idea how you would like this group formed?

>> No.15277369

>>15277345
What would that look like? I have no idea what this Tomasu yeti is, I only know that it's apparently hideous.

>> No.15277379

>>15277357
They call you an idiot and tell you they actually care for you and that you shouldn't leave them.

>>15277364
They're a group whos advances have been rejected and they walk in on an suicide attempt.

Sadly there is no help coming for us.

>> No.15277385

>>15277358
Well that's good, at least it'll be easy to keep them from fucking up my death

>> No.15277393

>>15277379
So he rejects them and then how do they walk in on his suicide attempt? That's generally something you do alone.

>> No.15277395

>>15277369
Like the MGE yeti but with large human-like hands and feet in the place of paws.

>> No.15277400

>>15275194
What an ingrate.

>> No.15277408

>>15277393
>A, accedental walk in.
>B, some dickbag told them to check on him.
>C, they go investigate because anon hasn't been out for a while/suspicious actions.

>> No.15277416

>>15277408
Those aren't very descriptive, but i'll make do. Expect a story in a while.

>> No.15277421

>>15277416
Anon you are an amazing man.

>> No.15277422

Got me a history exam today. Wish I had a Wight or something that had lived through the time-period.

>> No.15277424

I want to go out for pizza with my Kobold family! Me, my Kobold waifu and my Kobold daughteru will all put on our going-out clothes and go to our favorite sit-down pizza place and each get a big nice pizza with all of our favorite toppings! Meat lovers for the girls, and just cheese for me. It'll be a nice, relaxing family evening!

>> No.15277428

>>15277422
> " Oh, Napoleon? I knew him personally. "
" Was he really short? "
> " Ohoho, no, he was actually very tall. Eight feet tall, to be precise. I once saw him dunk on someone. "
" You must be a very old Wight. "
> " Not really, I was the person he dunked on. He dunked on me so hard that I died, so..."

>> No.15277431

>>15277424
Huh. That's not lewd at all. Didn't expect this from you.
>>15277428
Napoleon killed a nice lady like her? What a fiend!

>> No.15277434

>>15277431
>Huh. That's not lewd at all. Didn't expect this from you.
I do non-lewd posts from time to time, just to keep things fresh.

Today I'm hungry.

>> No.15277462

Messy, muddy Gnome pussy.

>> No.15277464

>>15277289

A chatlog with a depressed guy and a bunch of white knight MGs.

>tfw they all get friendzoned

>> No.15277466

>>15277462
Sensitive Gnome feet the blind loli Gnome uses to feel the earth and all the creatures therein.

>> No.15277471

>>15277462
Absolutely not. Not with those adjectives.

>> No.15277491

>>15277471
>not liking mud pussy

>> No.15277494

>>15277491
No anon, I don't like mud pussy.

>> No.15277496

>>15277494
Fag.

>> No.15277497

>>15277462
I want Gnome pussy but getting it without effort wouldn't feel as good

I'll get myself a barely sentient pure Gnome who doesn't even have a physical form yet
We'll train together until we become fully synchronized and she gets her beautiful body
Then we'll wonder in the demon realms and I'll confort her while she gets corrupted, telling her it's for the better
Finally, once she is a Dark Gnome, I will indulge in messy, muddy pussy

>> No.15277505

>>15277303
This would never work out in the long run.

She'd put up with it for so long before snapping like a twig and either leave his sorry ass or become just as miserable.

>> No.15277511

>>15277496
NO U

>> No.15277520

>>15277505
No! By being all genki and whimsical she's going to fix everything wrong with him!

>> No.15277549

>>15277505
Just take him down to the ol' mindflayer. Fix that sad sack up in a jiffy.

>> No.15277551

>>15277424
>our going-out clothes
So lots of leather and straps I'm assuming?

>> No.15277565

>>15277549
Even without Mindflayers, mamono mana and magic I'm sure he can get fixed

Enough unconditional love and encouragement and he'll learn to have the slightest bit of self-worth

>> No.15277570

>>15277565
Mindflayers are quicker.

>> No.15277579

>>15277551
No silly, just normal people clothes for normal people! Like cute, matching white dresses for the girls and jeans and a t-shirt for me!

I mean, we do have our lewd going-out clothes, but those are our lewd going-out clothes!

>> No.15277624

Do you sometimes get the urge to lick a monster girl?

I want to lick an eel whore so badly, especially her mucus covered black skin

>> No.15277628

>>15277624
I enjoy the act of licking girls, yes. Even their scaly, clawed feet.

>> No.15277630

>>15277624
I want to lick the abs of my snek wife.

>> No.15277644

Its time to migrate.

>> No.15277649

>>15277644
Slow Harpy is slow.

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