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Alright, so I painted and assembled her, and now she's standing on my desk all day while I work with that stupid grin.

Now what?

>> No.1525234
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>>1525200
Probably not, actually.

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>>1525167
i like your wallpaper.

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>>1525307
Tried a color close to her skin. Couldn't see it. I did, however, find a bottle I'd mixed that was close to the darker pink, so I used that.

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Full effect. Couldn't get the cheap camera to focus more on her toes. Oh well.

>> No.1525170

that's...creepy as hell

>> No.1525173

Congratulations. Now take lots of images and post them on imageboards so they'll be reposted months maybe even years down the line? Or keep looking at her with the grin.

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1525428

post this on /g/ for teh epic win & lulz

>> No.1525176

Now you realize your life has not changed, and that killing yourself is the only option to remedy this.

>> No.1525178

>>1525170
I know. That's why I was asking here. It kind of bothers me sometimes. I mean, she's cute and all, but it's just creepy in the end.

>>1525173
I don't grin when I'm looking at her. Wait. I don't think.

>> No.1525180

Hot glue?

>> No.1525181

Well, at least you didn't make a to-scale one.

>> No.1525187

> Now what?

Now nothing. You're done. That is all. You can go home now.

>> No.1525185

>>1525180
Scarily enough, the thought crossed my mind, even though the thing in no way turns me on. Must be some kind of built-in reaction... weird.

>> No.1525190

/r/ hot glue

>> No.1525191

>>1525187
But wait! I have like, 10 others that are unassembled. But what do I do when I'm done!?

>> No.1525192

Buy another, start again

Continue until you are broke, or if you are resourceful, until you are dead

>> No.1525199

>>1525190
Totally not happening. A shoop maybe, but otherwise. Totally not happening.

>> No.1525200

I want to lick her feet.

>> No.1525203

>>1525191

Warhammer 40K, or a variation there of? But with lolis.

>> No.1525214

>>1525203
that would be awesome. kind of.

>> No.1525216

>>1525167
NIDA ALERT

>> No.1525218

>>1525216
Dear god, I just noticed that.

ABORT THREAD

WE HAVE A KOREAN OP

>> No.1525230

>>1525216
>>1525218
Okay, 1.) I'm not Korean. We're hosting a Korean high school girl. I asked if she had any Korean money I could see, so she gave me those.

2.) WTF is NIDIA?

>> No.1525235

>>1525234
Holy hell, there's a lot of imperfections you can't see until you take a high-res photo.

>> No.1525240

>>1525216
>>1525218
>>1525230
Oh wow, a real Korean instead of just a white corean patriot like usual!
Tell me, what do you think of Japan?

>> No.1525241

>>1525230
>NIDA
fixed

>> No.1525242

>>1525240
Failing that, what does your "Korean high school girl" think of Japan?

>> No.1525244

Q: Are you a Chinese?
Japanese "No I'm not"
Chinese "Yes I am"
Korean "No I'm not"

Q: Are you a Japanese?
Japanese "Yes I am"
Chinese "Yes I am"
Korean "Yes I am"

Q: Are you a Korean?
Japanese "No I'm not"
Chinese "No I'm not"
Korean "No I'm not"

>> No.1525252

>>1525240
Uhhh, she's at school. But I can answer on her behalf because we've actually talked about this...

For the most part, kids her age are either mostly indifferent, or have an interest in Japan. Japanese dramas are pretty popular in Korea right now, for example.

Adults, on the other hand, especially ones around during the war, tend to dislike Japan. Not necessarily Japanese people, but the country as a whole.

>> No.1525250

>Now what?

>>1525234
Paint her some toenails.

>> No.1525260

>>1525250
What color?

>> No.1525262

>>1525260
Same pink as the dark pink on her outfit. Gotta keep a theme going, you know?

>> No.1525270

JAPAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

>> No.1525272

>>1525252
Our kimchi girl is a total weeaboo, too (kweeaboo?). She's into anime, reads manga, is taking japanese in school, and says things like "kawaii!" and "sugoi!" and whatnot way more than I ever would in front of other people. Also funny, the Japanese girl we have here had totally never picked up a manga, nor watched anime (except a handful of movies) ... until coming here.

>> No.1525278

>>1525262
I'm worried I won't be able to apply it in a manner that will look like toenails. In which case a dark color will really stand out... Those toe tips are smaller than a pinhead...

>> No.1525282

>>1525244
>>1525244
>>1525244
>>1525244
>>1525244

>> No.1525283

>>1525275
totally sugoi and kawaii, right?

>> No.1525290

>>1525262
>>1525278
I don't have any of that exact color left (I mixed it), but I have some slightly lighter pink. Will do now. If the thread's around in 10-20 minutes, I'll post a picture.

>> No.1525299

>>1525278
Go for just a lighter color than her skin then.

>> No.1525307

>>1525278

>>1525250 Here.
I just meant a slightly different colour to her skin tone, natural like.

Nothing whorish like >>1525262 suggested.

>> No.1525318

>>1525167

That's not creepy at all. I like it.

>> No.1525438

>>1525428
wat.

>> No.1525472

>>1525167
Arrange figures in a variety of amusing ero poses. Take pictures. Post and then watch people repost them for years to come.

>>1525428
>teh epic win & lulz

anon is legion ftw scientology beware lulz XD

>> No.1525485

>>1525428
>>1525472
SOUP EPIC WIN FOR ANONYMOUS WE ARE LEGION ROFL XD SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS NEXT POST ENDING WITH 41 TELLS ME PENIS PENIS PENIS LOL IN RETURN TITS

>> No.1525486

>>1525472
>teh epic win & lulz
>anon is legion ftw scientology beware lulz XD

OH GOD MY BRAIN IT HURTS

>> No.1525490

>>1525275
Why is it so hot when a girl's sucking on a lollipop?

>> No.1525501

>>1525490
oral fixation.

>> No.1525515

>>1525230

CAPTURED

QUICK I NEED BUILD ORDERS FOR PROTOSS (VERSUS ZERG) THAT CAN DEFEAT 9 POOL MUTAS

>> No.1525518

>>1525515
4 probe pylon gate core stargate gas 10xscout.
DO IT. SCOUTS NEVER LOSE.

>> No.1525537

>>1525518
in b4 valkyries.

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