/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>1511914

>>1511944

Best 5th Gen pic in history!

>>1511872
Why would you do that!? ;______;

>>1511882
F-f-f-fuck, it's enormous!

bump

weird question but does anyone know any H!P or MM Metal cover bands? like that cover songs and make them metal or has any metal band ever covered an H!P song? im a metalfag and i want to do it but im way too lazy and doubt anyone would care so instead i just want to hear other people do it.

>>1512004

"Evil Morning" - one guy does metal renditions of H!P songs with the original vocals left in. Good stuff!

>>1511914
she was topless in my dream this time

>>1511882

Konkon FTW! She will always be the best Momosu to me. Especially now that H!P has run itself into the ground, it seems.

>>1512030
>>Konkon FTW!
>>H!P has run itself into the ground

1/10

>>1512021
Oh, wow. This Love Namida Iro one is really fucking good, I thought these would be bad.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=68098861

for good measure

Do I have to be logged in to listen? I apologise for my lack of experience with MySpace.

>>1512061

Not a troll, just pissed at the mass graduation for start of next year - getting rid of Gatas, Meleon Kinenbi, Ayaya, etc is dumb beyond words unless they are cash strapped...and even so I would chalk that up to misuse of assets.

>>1512106
Not to my knowledge, why did it not work?

Also, this is really fucking weird but in the comments some girl named Chelsea commented and it's the same fucking girl that was on that Moutube episode where she danced to the H!P songs as Morning Musume's "number 1 american fan". That's really a weird coincidence considering the comment was made in 2006 and she was on the show on 2008. But I heard she was a model living in Japan and the whole Haromoni@ appearance was fabricated and set up, anyway.

I still want to hit the bitch in the head with a brick.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=14683587

>>1512078

The best one to me is "Crazy for You" from Minimoni. Leader's voice gives that metal guitar an edge.

>>1512078

The Myspace is a bot wrong. These are fan made remixes, not official.

Better link: http://download.momusume.ru/mp3/Evil%20Morning/

>>1512130
Being stylish and covered in bling is not a misuse of resources.

>>1512135
Did not work.

I had a glance at the comments and did not realise it was her until you mentioned it. Can't unsee.

>>1512415

>>1512165
What didn't work the link?
http://www.myspace.com/chisaiikogal

>>1512160
Thanks, I was wondering where I could find more, and download.

there's also rockinmusume which is pretty easy to find

>ChelseA海
>About me:
>light skin, dark skin, my asian persuasian
I got them all thats why these girls out here hatin

I am not pleased.

>>1512429
i guess im konkon guy then, i used to rage its true, but i know my tastes, and he peaks my interests

Hello Online will also have the Evil Morning stuff as well, as I recall. Is "rockinmusume" the group name for that other set? Link appreciated.

>>1512429
i guess im konkon guy then, i used to rage its true, but i know my tastes, and she peaks my interests

>>1512219
these are nice and all but i was thinking more like a full on death metal cover of some H!P songs, which im guessing hasnt happened... yet.

>>1512264
http://rockinmusume.hp.infoseek.co.jp/remix3.html

Just a few, haven't heard them yet so I cannot comment on the quality.

>>1512219
>>1512278
Haha, this shit is awesome. Mini Moni Telephone Rin! Rin! Rin! is fucking amazing.

http://download.momusume.ru/mp3/Evil%20Morning/02%20-%20MiniMoni%20-%20Telephone!%20Rin%20Rin%20Rin%
20(Ouja%20Mix).mp3

beautiful bb

>>1512365
>>she was topless in my nightmare this time

Fixed for truth.

>>1512374
oh give me a break reinya, your not one to be doing troll activities
fuck off

>>1512415
hot

>>1512381
Yeah, you're right... I found that in bad taste, myself. Considering I don't even hate her, I just like when the KonKon guy rages. I'm sorry ;_;

my precious

i luv u

>>1512415
That is an insane amount of effort to put into a shoop.

>>1512489
I saw that.

Today's Hitomi Yoshizawa

>>1512492
Same.

http://www.youtube.com/user/rolyathok i like to link people to this page, for kicks

>>1512597
Youtube doesn't seem to be working correctly, what is it?

DESTROY

>>1512644
i guess they ran out of y's when they made that very pacifistic shirt

>>1512669
lol It's definitely the wrinkle. I think.

>>1512876
This one?

>>1512669
It was probably made in Korea with parts manufactured in America.

>>1512881
that's the one, thanks

also, I know this isn't momusu or ayaya related, but does anyone know if this pic is a fake or is real?

>>1512788
I can't tell if she is hot or really cute because she is trying too hard. I'm going to sleep, now. Goodnight, /jp/.

>>1512644
does anyone have that pic of ayaya in a similarly-themed hoodie? I forgot what it said on it as well...

all your H!P gifs おねがい

last gif i got.

>>1512644
awesome

>>1512135
I don't know why I know so much about this, but that girl was approached by the Haromoni staff because of her Youtube videos where she did H!P dances, and you heard it because she posted about it herself on her blog or something.

>>1513623
>you are now showing the same disdain i have for thane camus.
in my efforts to be more like him, i now style my hair in the exact same way

>>1512135
you are now showing the same disdain i have for thane camus.

>>1512004
>>1512275
I've thought of this as well. I figured it would be impossible to exist so I never asked. Though I was thinking covers without original voices, but these ones that have the original voices work really well. If I knew how to play any instruments I would so do it with not only hello project stuff but other stuff as well. Why did I give up guitar so long ago ;_;

>>1513643
I wouldn't mind participating in a H!P cover band of some sort. I play with live instruments and not a keyboard if that really matters.

>>1513643
Yeah, if I were a kick-ass musician and had a band of like-minded people, I'd spend all day making heavy metal covers of everything.

>>1513650
Maybe you and the other guy could find some others to collaborate with. Make your own internet hello project metal band. DO IT

>>1513676
Not much of a metal guy, but I'm willing to conform if majority rules.

sup guise

Hello! Project Lipsyn & Cover
http://www.youtube.com/groups_videos?name=hplc

Hiroshima Amuro Ray
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYoyti7OObk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aET8UBdsE3E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaCamE9nsdM

Hiroshima Cutie Girlz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbrw6s4V3y0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IGyaehnCec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxh9It9u4Lw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN8AMv6oPoE

>>1513796
>>1513800
hiroshima is awesome. proof that not all the effects of residual radiation are bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo4rnjqu1o0

>>1511965

>>1514023
What am I looking at here?

Gocchin and the vidya.

>>1514818
People have obligations besides F5ing all day on /jp/, not all of us are hikkis.

Here, entertain yourself with some Ayaya.

Gee, it sure is SLOW THREAD around here

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Gee, it sure is AIDS in here, bumpfag.

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>>1514891
thats right, all my time has been how do you say
tied up with very important things indeed

>>1514830
>Gee, it sure is AIDS in here
>Anonymous Jones
I couldn't agree more...

>not all of us are hikkis.
lies

i came.

http://d.hatena.ne.jp/melotyo/20081026

・ジュンジュンがＭＣでヲタのバナナにがっつく
・そのヲタがバナナを振り回しすぎてバナナ折れるｗｗ

I wish I were there to see it.

And have a Jun trying to mimic Ayaya.

nacchi and mittsi can do crazy pen swirling tricks!

here's nacchi doing it - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nFZsPpXJjk

aika does it in an episode of haromoni.

>>1515662
Time of crazy pen swirling trick in the video?

>>1515333
WHY MUST SHE LOOK SO APATHETIC TO THE FACT THAT SHE HAS BEEN RENDERED COMPLETELY IMMOBILE

>>1515840
that reminds me, Eri is next up for Yorosen, perfect timing

>>1515662
48 seconds or so.

>>1515662
my mistake... aika does it in yorosen. first episode of koharu's week.

>>1515834
lol, she's terrible at that... did she perform Tropical Koishiteru solo?

>>1516025
Main vocal. 4 or 5 Kids were singing too.

>>1516681

>>1514891
> not all of us are hikkis.
HAHA YOU'RE DIFFERENT!

So this is what happens on a bus wota tour

>>1516980

>>1516980
that was actually a steam train, but I assume the same thing happens on buses too

>>1516980
in the bottom left of the bottom right picture.... is that a FEMALE I see? Someone call the psych ward, I think I am going crazy and seeing things or something.

>>1517523
the dude in the seat next to her is probably her wife, and dragged her ass along and forced her to like it

Is it just me, or does Aika have a pretty nice rack goin on?

I think she could be challenging rika and maki in a few years

Is it just me, or does Aika have a pretty nice rack goin on?

I think she could be challenging okada's or maki's in a few years

>>1517819
>>1517878
and Miki's shoulders too.
gonna miss Rika's PBs

>>1517819
>>1517878
Post more for comparison please.

>>1517819
>>1517878
>>1518038
holy fucking SHIT can sayu or koharu POSSIBLY ignore aika any more in this video? I think they only acknowledge aika's existence for about 30 seconds in the entire video.

>>1517537
This one makes me laugh every time I see it.

>>1517819
I don't know how I feel about that. It's nice to look at, but it's a mile away from being flat and delicious.

>>1517819
It's just you

>>1517878
Pads.

>>1517819
>>1517878
>>1518038
holy fucking SHIT can sayu or koharu POSSIBLY ignore aika any more in this video? I think they only acknowledge aika's existence for about 30 seconds during the entire hour of the video.

>>1518092

>>1517819
>>1517878
>>1518038
holy fucking SHIT can sayu or koharu POSSIBLY ignore aika any more in this video? I think they only acknowledge aika's existence for about 10 seconds in the entire video.

I already didn't like sayu or koharu a whole lot, but this is now just another layer of hate

>>1518038
When did this occur?

>>1517819
>>1517878
>>1518038
holy fucking SHIT can sayu or koharu POSSIBLY ignore aika any more in this video? I think they only acknowledge aika's existence for about 30 seconds in the entire video.

>>1517914
The aika pics started me off and this pic has made me rock hard. Thank you.

look at koharu

Sayu's name for Koharu: Koharu-chan
Sayu's name for Mitsui: Mitsui

during the picture reel at the end:
# of 2-shots with Sayu and Koharu: 6
# of 2-shots with Aika and Sayu (or Koharu): 0

>>1518249
Birds of a feather Read: Ugly moles flock together.

>>1518269
Hey! That wasn't nice.

>>1518269
I'm glad I'm not the only one here who thinks so.

>>1518313
>Mitsui -Distance- Kusumi/Michishige

I want to hug her.

i would also like to hug aika and give her a big mac to comfort her.

>>1518632
>I feel sad now. I think sayu is cute, [...]

It sounds like you're the one in need of a punch, who knows, it might knock some sense into you.

>>1518715
eh?!

>>1518744
Looking rather pig-like.

>>1518782
No, they all look good.

I feel sad now. I think sayu is cute, but now if I fuck her I wouldn't be able to look her in the eyes without wanting to punch her.

>>1518794
I take that back, Eri is pretty busu!

>>1518685
i would punch her on the back of the head just before i cum.

>>1518722
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch ;_;

>>1518871
Ugly.

Picture quite related.

>>1518680
Someone explain why Anonymous likes feeding these girls Big Macs.

>>1518685
I even think sayjew there looks cute.

>>1518817
early 2007 was not a good time for eri. She had a really bad facial complexion thing going on that it seemed she couldn't get rid of, and she looked like she was getting a bit chubby as well

I'm glad she looks better now though

in b4 pic of sayu and her double chin.

>>1518725
I know what it's called, I just wanted an excuse to post disgusting Plaque-chan.

>>1518748
Sayu looks pretty disgusting up close. Are there any similar shots of the others?

>busu
wat? I'm gonna take a guess that it means pig-like? How close am I?

>>1517914
someone say Rika ?

also
>lhcanonymous
diaf

and
is it really surprising that Koharu is getting all the attention, she is the only one right now with the capability to sell singles and do the retarded kids songs without looking out of place
mitsui looks like a girl who won the musume contest and is going through the motions, is it sad she is ignored, perhaps, but she shows no idol instincts

Why so much disdain towards Sayueri?

Good episode!

>>1518871
busu is short for busaiku

/r/ing that pic of miki writing "BAS" instead of "BUS" on her drawing during a certain h!p concert

lets talk about fish ?
here come those ratings . . .

I think kamei's writing could have been a bit bigger

It would have worked better if I had a reverse side Eri/Koharu, but this will have to do.

>>1519076
mms://hinamizawa.jp/tvtokyo

Or get KeyholeTV

Also, being an idol and not lathering your face in cosmetics like an American cumslut is fucking adorable, pic related.

>>1518898
So that's who it was. I deleted it a few days ago after trying to figure out why I had saved it.

and since this is a prerecorded show done literally months ago when the ratings get off track there is absolutely nothing they will do to right the ship in terms of show quality, thus my initial theory is correct, they will run the show for as long as possible until the ratings are complete shit

>>1519186
forget thane , i wanna punch Tsunku right in the frickin face

>>1519186

田中　1.9%→2.1%→2.2%→2.0%→1.8%　平均2.00%
久住　2.1%→1.7%→1.1%→2.8%→1.4%　平均1.82%
高橋　1.7%→1.8%→1.3%→2.2%→1.4% 平均1.68%

I sure hope eri has an ace up her sleeve for today's ep. This whole yorosen thing doesn't seem to be doing so well.

>>1519048
well, sayu said on her radio show a month or 2 ago that aika is the best (besides ai) at remembering her dance moves and lines right away. Sayu even said that she is so good at picking up on stuff immediately that aika even remembers the other member's dance moves.Sayu also asks aika what her own line or dance move is supposed to be when she forgets it (understandable, it's sayu after all).

After this going on (with sayu being saved by aika), sayu is a fucking bitch for treating aika an invisible pile of garbage on camera.

>>1519044
I am from 6 minutes into the future. There was no ace.

i guess we are learning about tuna today

Which stream do you guys watch it on?

>>1519076
seconded

>>1519076
Server 1/3, my connection can't stream 2 without buffering.

http://www.horribleraws.eu/?page=list

>>1519064
i meant to say idol character instincts
she doesnt know how to deal with the big egos floating around in that core group

>>1519076
I use the 640x360 1Mbp/s version, but only caught the credits today... guess I didn't miss much though (>>1519099).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHhtY6W-deA&fmt=18
So like.... isn't it time for Tsunku to graduate?
What the hell was this pv?
Are MM's pvs this cheap nowadays too?

If you use media player classic, just open the .ini and paste this in your favourites section, you might want to renumber them though if you already have favourites. The first link is probably still dead so you might want to delete it, I only added it because you need a Name0 for them to show up in MPC and I didn't want to renumber everything else.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/1yy9ab

kamei should've been wearing a fish hat
<_<

Yorosen! 08/10/27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1bWx43KgiM

>>1519197
tbh, we could do the world a favour and take both of them out. we could also feed yossy and the others big macs when we're done punching those pricks in the face.

>>1519122
sankyuu~

新垣　＝　おばあさん

>>1519140
didn't you get the memo? tsunku has been using the H!P PV budget on his own wardrobe instead nowadays

I lost the image because my HDD failed, but he spends around 30 grand on a single outfit

>>1519186
The sight of his golden watches and his ugly transvestite face makes me rage, and I mean the man-whore transvestite and not the Japanese kind.

>>1519199
oh what the fuck
I mean, what the fuck
I run from /v/ to avoid RAGE, but this is ... god fuck dammit

>>1519199
All that money and he doesn't even look good. /fa/ could dress themselves better than that for much less.

Matsuura Aya Special Live 081021 Tokyo
http://www.sendspace.com/file/59bl42

Matsuura Aya Special Live 081026 Tokyo 2nd Stage
http://www.sendspace.com/file/sxq7up

Buono's new pv is up too
is cheaper than Berryz
And somene said that Pepper Keibu was even cheaper
I lol'd and raged

>>1519247
other than the outfits, my guess is that they probably spent less than $300 on the set for pepper keibu.

>>1519189
Ratings are meaningless here, Yorosen is in a prepaid block of time on late-night TV, just like Berikyuu and Musume Dokyuu before it. It's an infomercial.

>>1519369
Okitegami campaign is ended. 10/08

>>1519140
notice that they couldn't afford to have japanese extras in this video, so they had to hire displaced gaijin workers from NOVA and pay them in food stamps

>>1519199
I wonder if tsunku already has his flight booked for when he decides to kill H!P altogether. There is probably a gunji-wota in the h!p wota ranks that has a sawed-off shotgun with tsunku's name on it.

the audience in grease is supposedly almost all female. the image of two otaku guys in the front holding audio recorders is amusing

Buono! - Lotta Love, Lotta Love [PV]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWYC11FUxr0&fmt=18
http://www.mediafire.com/?ohmngn2ngz2

Oh, what the fuck. Tsunku makes more from royalties alone than all of this thread put together. Is it a grave injustice that he doesn't donate everything to the company he works for?

i can see the sadness in her eyes ;_;

hug & big mac for her.

>>1519334
>>1519336
i'm so happy for her. she's finally back in the big time. no more singing in malls for miki *\o/*

>>1519323
I think we should ask for "anything" before we ask for "everything"

>>1519352
she was singing in malls while she was doing her last theater performance, HAKANA. She is still singing in malls, and will probably be for quite some time

>>1519352
she was singing in malls while she was doing her last theater performance, HAKANA. She is still singing in malls, and probably will be for quite some time

we need a thread of mall miki

Grease!

Grease

Grease! 08/10/25 Night
[Act 1] http://www.sendspace.com/file/5xhxbj
[Act 2] http://www.sendspace.com/file/zi6cm0

Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee
http://www.sendspace.com/file/2386q0

There are Worse Things I Could Do
http://www.sendspace.com/file/b6jws4

Morning Musume Concert 08/10/26 Nagano Day
http://www.sendspace.com/file/mphufn

Morning Musume Concert 08/10/26 Nagano Night
http://www.sendspace.com/file/yptjz7

>>1519323

buy stocks
company grows
???
profit, literally

Tuna... fetish?

>>1519449
would you happen to have any more pictures of miki singing in malls?

>>1519467
Ikuta Tohma! What are you doing in this thread? :o


... Holy shit he's in grease? What?

>>1519555
is that a white guy on the bottom left? fffffffffffffffffffff

>>1519595
looks like. white people make me rage too, bro.

Autosage before image limit!
>>1519625

>>1519608
where the fuck do you think grease came from lol