Could you guys speak down a bit? Class has started.

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Anonymous Wed Apr 13 11:13:38 2016 No.15072240 [Reply] [Original]

Could you guys speak down a bit?
Class has started.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 12:25:37 2016 No.15072467 >>15072240 I-I'm being quiet, Miss Baker! while I'm fapping in the back of the room

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 12:55:39 2016 No.15072560 File: 112 KB, 1920x1080, little_awkward.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15072240 >speak down >to speak in a condescending manner

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 14:31:06 2016 No.15072883 File: 140 KB, 420x420, 1449979785603.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck, I forgot to do my homework again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 14:32:36 2016 No.15072892 >>15072240 I RABU YOU BEIKAH SENSEI

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 14:38:41 2016 No.15072933 Man, I want to cuddle Ms. Baker!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 14:47:09 2016 No.15072967 >>15072240 HEY PAUL

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 14:57:33 2016 No.15073011 >>15072240 HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S ELLEN!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 15:06:51 2016 No.15073058 Let's play the "who can say penis the loudest without chickening out" game!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 15:27:18 2016 No.15073130 >>15073058 You won't win, I always start at a shout

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 15:27:30 2016 No.15073132 Why no kawaii teacher to teach us Japanese?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:19:41 2016 No.15074500 PENIS

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:26:38 2016 No.15074529 >>15073130 I hated that. It's not as fun playing that way because there's no build up and anyone who hears it the first time isn't listening and won't fully recognize what was said.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:40:26 2016 No.15074570 >>15072240 ベイカー先生！！「COCK」って何ですか？！「DICK」って何ですか？！

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:29:51 2016 No.15074729 File: 152 KB, 500x464, yukari_border.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15072240 No puta, No

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:40:51 2016 No.15074740 >>15074570 Are you bullying her!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:51:22 2016 No.15074749 File: 145 KB, 654x654, StraightOuttaCompton.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15072240 Let's learn American Urban speak! Please fill in the sentence: ____ Tha Police

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:51:47 2016 No.15074750 >>15074749 Thank

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:52:36 2016 No.15074752 >>15074750 Get out

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:54:48 2016 No.15074756 >>15074749 Luv

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 01:19:40 2016 No.15074817 Sorry Mom I mean Mrs. Baker, fuck!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 01:26:49 2016 No.15074841 File: 775 KB, 500x281, pokekgirl.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15074817 Hahahaha Baaaaaka

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 01:27:50 2016 No.15074844 >>15074749 Be

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 01:29:41 2016 No.15074855 File: 191 KB, 500x376, Hug_Da_Police.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15074749

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 01:31:28 2016 No.15074859 File: 607 KB, 659x906, 0735c3abca9824354db0a4a9bbdfa523.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15072883 You didn't forget. Also I'm not sure what I'm implying with this image.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 02:09:23 2016 No.15074994 >>15074817 What is the proper thing to say when she IS your mom?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 02:11:24 2016 No.15075006 >>15074994 I think there's an unwritten rule that says teachers should never teach their own children.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 03:10:05 2016 No.15075179 >>15074994 whatever you can think up in the 0.7 seconds it takes for the rest of the class to decide how hard they will laugh at you (very hard)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 03:15:55 2016 No.15075190 Physical education with Baker sensei~!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 03:30:59 2016 No.15075222 >>15074749 Have sex with

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 03:32:00 2016 No.15075228 >>15075006 When I was in elementary school one of my classmates was the teacher's son. We all hated him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 04:08:44 2016 No.15075310 fuck off /a/..

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 05:08:56 2016 No.15075376 >>15075006 My mother was my highschool chemistry teacher. I just called her mom, no one seemed to care.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 05:10:31 2016 No.15075381 Making unwanted passes at Baker-sensei until she cries herself to sleep at night every day!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 05:33:23 2016 No.15075410 >>15075310 /jp/ is literally /a/ with more amount of weaboos

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 07:15:29 2016 No.15075566 >>15075410 >more amount of

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 12:02:03 2016 No.15076412 File: 89 KB, 600x600, 1452973326150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15075566 uh oh

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 22:18:38 2016 No.15078583 >>15075410 >>15076412 Looks like Ms. Baker needs to help you improve your english writing skills

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 22:25:29 2016 No.15078604 File: 588 KB, 848x1200, 56351793_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15075310 >not anime >not manga It seems to me like it's you who needs to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 22:46:34 2016 No.15078677 >>15078604 Gonna have the pull the cummer out for this one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 23:27:23 2016 No.15078800 File: 526 KB, 821x1351, sex ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 23:29:05 2016 No.15078808 File: 257 KB, 1500x2118, CfYZOunUkAAq_aq.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ellen-chan-sensei a cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 00:04:44 2016 No.15078909 >>15078808 I want to FUCK Miss Ellen-chan Baker-sensei!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 01:07:15 2016 No.15079081 File: 462 KB, 780x1131, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15078800 Benis in vagoo :DDD

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 02:02:30 2016 No.15079225 File: 667 KB, 900x800, c6b438791dc7d73f99c48fc28d779e59.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do you want her to get fired /jp/ She only wants to teach you the English language

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 02:07:50 2016 No.15079257 File: 105 KB, 752x1053, ellen baker boston.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to take Ms. Baker on a date to a Red Sox game when she comes back home!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 04:16:13 2016 No.15079571 >>15078800 Face looks like moot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 04:43:38 2016 No.15079631 >>15079571 Fuck, now I see it. Why would you do that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 08:24:56 2016 No.15080149 >>15079571 >>15079631 Moot became the (not so) little girl! Dreams DO come true!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 08:27:18 2016 No.15080157 I want to bash Ms. Baker's face in with a mallet!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 10:41:25 2016 No.15080549 >>15079571 >>15080149 RIP moop never 4get

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 10:46:37 2016 No.15080566 >>15080549 1889-1945 Founder of 9gag

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 10:48:37 2016 No.15080572 Baker-sensei's paizuri!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 11:13:49 2016 No.15080618 >>15074749 Respect

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 14:27:31 2016 No.15081141 File: 290 KB, 1024x1280, 1460744673572.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] America yes!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 15:04:13 2016 No.15081305 >>15072560 who the fuck are you quoting

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 15:15:13 2016 No.15081357 >>15075376 > Tfw your mom grades your exams or homework and you do poorly. > Can't even hide it from her. Literally nightmares.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 15:16:25 2016 No.15081363 >>15078808 I want to fuck those tiles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 15:34:54 2016 No.15081438 File: 311 KB, 2700x3507, 345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 17:01:56 2016 No.15081763 File: 40 KB, 312x324, 1407915073711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15073011 >>15072967 PAUL ALLEN

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 17:07:21 2016 No.15081774 That's no way to hold an axe. Or a bat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 18:35:26 2016 No.15082053 >>15081438 Get on the floor

Anonymous Fri Apr 15 19:07:59 2016 No.15082183

>>15081305

The first quotation is from the OP.

The second is from this dictionary: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/speak%20down

The OP is pretending to write the words of the English teacher "Ellen Baker", who is an English teacher from America, but ironically uses the wrong verb in this sentence changing the meaning. The image of Karen is from Kiniro Mosaic, from a scene where she declares the English teacher's use of the English language to be 'awkward'.

By replying to the OP's post with this image, and giving those two quotations, I have set up the illusion that Karen is, in-fact, replying to Ellen Baker herself, calling the OP's less than perfect ability to use the language, and more importantly, fulfilling the mistaken request to be spoken down to by doing so.

I hope you deem my use of quotations acceptable in creating this high quality /jp/ content.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 23:40:48 2016 No.15083169 >>15082053 EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 00:01:14 2016 No.15083217 File: 664 KB, 807x1100, baker.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 00:53:51 2016 No.15083390 >>15083217 FUCK THE RED SOX Dodger Blue son! The real weeb baseball team!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 00:55:35 2016 No.15083398 File: 238 KB, 658x464, bake344.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15083390 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 01:00:45 2016 No.15083422 Why did this even become a meme?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 01:05:35 2016 No.15083435 http://en.rocketnews24.com/2016/04/16/publishers-of-anime-style-english-textbook-reassert-their-control-over-ellen-sensei/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 01:56:51 2016 No.15083566 >>15083422 She's cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 00:05:29 2016 No.15087446 >>15083566 Your cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 00:25:11 2016 No.15087496 >>15087446 YOU'RE not paying attention to Ellen's grammar lessons!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 02:14:25 2016 No.15087745 >>15082183 who let the FReaking nerd in

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 03:40:45 2016 No.15087860 >>15087496 She's boring. My dad says she's a くさい外人.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 03:43:16 2016 No.15087865 >>15087496 After-school tutoring and fellatio with Ms. Baker!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 03:49:28 2016 No.15087873 File: 6 KB, 67x53, Screenshot_269.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15087745 It's not nice to bully!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 04:01:15 2016 No.15087891 >>15074749 Fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 04:04:14 2016 No.15087898 >>15074749 cuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 05:35:35 2016 No.15088066 >>15082183 fuck up cunt

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 16:03:29 2016 No.15090096 >>15087891 We've finally got a right answer! Congratulations bright pupil, you're on your way to speaking like a true American!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 17:08:26 2016 No.15090329 >>15083435 Welp, it's over. Pretty much confirmed new books next year.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 17:51:02 2016 No.15090477 File: 784 KB, 500x280, dera.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15090329 If the nips don't renew the textbook he should make her into a gook tv cartoon. 10/10 would watch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 18:43:41 2016 No.15090690 >>15083435 I guess this just means we aren't going to get to see Ellen doujins

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 19:26:10 2016 No.15090818 >>15090477 He won't have the rights to the character.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:48:32 2016 No.15096451 Ms. Baker Sorry to disturb you in the middle of teaching but I've got a wicked hard-on my dude

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 00:44:26 2016 No.15096823 >>15096451 Are you from Boston too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 01:00:36 2016 No.15096866 >>15096823 Yeah man

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:15:44 2016 No.15101048 >>15074749 >>15080618 THIS

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 00:48:56 2016 No.15101165 File: 282 KB, 1497x745, 1438917211907.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15101048 no

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:23:06 2016 No.15103403 Miss Baker, I accidentally glued my head to my shoulder

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 16:57:28 2016 No.15103528 File: 784 KB, 1920x1080, img20160417145512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who maids here

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:01:15 2016 No.15103537 >>15072240 I got sad realizing she's not real. I honestly thought she was based off a cute foreigner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:21:33 2016 No.15103620 >>15081438 I want to touch and kiss Miss Baker's cute feet!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:23:37 2016 No.15103627 File: 514 KB, 966x1290, Ellen Baker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15081438 I want to touch and kiss Miss Baker's cute feet!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 17:25:53 2016 No.15103639 >>15072240 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5g7tYGkCZQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:04:22 2016 No.15103820 >>15103537 >3D >cute Whew lad

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 18:13:08 2016 No.15103852 >>15075376 lmao what a loser

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 20:19:33 2016 No.15104484 >>15103537 You can only experience a model of reality based on the limited input your senses can provide! 2D is no less "real" than 3D!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:29:27 2016 No.15105254 File: 686 KB, 483x609, smug slut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gonna impregnate the teacher gonna give her some hard earned maternity leave...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:34:37 2016 No.15105267 >>15103820 Who are you quoting?

>>	........ Wed Apr 20 23:46:26 2016 No.15105314 >>15090690 Nahhh. The one thing that WON'T get banned in Boston [well, except mebbe pix of Ellen in a Celtics tanktop...]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 23:47:57 2016 No.15105324 Boston SUCKS! Cleveland is the best.

........ Wed Apr 20 23:55:55 2016 No.15105342
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>>15083390
>Dodger blue tentacles?
Hello, class. I'm Ms. Musume your substitute English teacher for today. Ms. Baker had 2 go home, she had some cramps.
So... ARE ANY OF YOU LITTLE TWERPS HERE DODGER FANS???

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 02:24:33 2016 No.15105779 >>15090096 >you're on your way to speaking like a true American! you mean nigger

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 06:56:59 2016 No.15116076 >>15075410 /a/ is literally /jp/ with more normies*

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 08:23:50 2016 No.15116327 File: 60 KB, 480x360, bart monkey paw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish Ellen-sensei became real!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 08:25:16 2016 No.15116329 File: 20 KB, 720x412, be careful what you wish for.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15116327

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 12:55:33 2016 No.15117100 File: 72 KB, 666x632, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15072240 I WANNA HEAL I WANNA FEEL WHAT I THOUGHT WAS NEVER REAL I WANT TO FIND MY WAIFU I WANTED ALL ALONG

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 21:14:30 2016 No.15124353 SENSEI CAN WE HAVE CIRNO AS A SNACK TODAY?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 25 23:11:51 2016 No.15129349 File: 679 KB, 853x1197, 56295437_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 25 23:31:10 2016 No.15129415 File: 130 KB, 499x499, 1461251171632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15129349 gave me a laff

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 00:22:08 2016 No.15129560 File: 578 KB, 600x800, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15124353 Sure, go grab one from the jar

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 00:42:39 2016 No.15129623 File: 40 KB, 415x293, 1442615519540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15116329 Nevermind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 11:24:07 2016 No.15131224 >>15129349 Fuck her, what do you think

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 11:40:30 2016 No.15131285 >>15105779 Ayo hol up smacks lips Youse saying we wuz kingz, dawg? Dats straight dope yo Skeet skeet skeet

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 14:01:34 2016 No.15136013 >>15116329 >>140760203 She's cute I guess

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:53:12 2016 No.15136967 File: 140 KB, 788x748, tmp_14208-14298832992241836412945.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15116329 She's acceptable for a 3dpd westerner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 08:48:19 2016 No.15139592 File: 67 KB, 1280x720, NEW_HORIZON_____________________________.mp4_snapshot_00.47__2016.04.09_13.16.48_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 09:17:02 2016 No.15139657 Post the 'unrimited burei owoksu' one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 09:28:12 2016 No.15139683 >>15072240 KILL WHITEY!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 14:01:35 2016 No.15140429 >>15139657 What's that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:32:10 2016 No.15141159 File: 577 KB, 800x1000, 56224888_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Baker is a health teacher now!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 11:45:48 2016 No.15144019 File: 288 KB, 1280x1650, CfljkpfUUAAzjQZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 11:59:21 2016 No.15144061 >>15139657 Wouldn't it be "bureidu"?

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 13:25:35 2016 No.15144312

Kinda cute how the Japs have all these fantasies about Miss Baker, as is it was in any way possible for a white woman to be that cute and innocent.

She'd be reporting the students to the women's lib movement and making massive dosh out of her oppression the moment they'd try that shit and in-universe Pixiv would have already been shut down by the authorities and all people involved put in prison for rapes.

The Japanese naivety about Miss Baker porn is the cutest, what I'm basically saying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 13:49:20 2016 No.15144374 File: 54 KB, 720x915, BevaoJQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 13:51:51 2016 No.15144380 >>15144312 No one calls it women's lib in 2016 you grognard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 14:05:37 2016 No.15144435 >>15144380 Take a chill pill, I'm 60 years old.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 14:16:55 2016 No.15144462 >>15144312 Who let you out of your containment pen >>>/r9k/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 19:05:50 2016 No.15145505 >>15144312 Don't bring 3D cancer into 2D perfection, cunt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 20:23:30 2016 No.15145769 File: 257 KB, 1000x847, 56237225_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15144312 Christ you live a strange and sad life

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 20:32:11 2016 No.15145793 >>15144435 Damn son, I thought I was /jp/'s resident old man at 30.

Anonymous Fri Apr 29 20:52:02 2016 No.15145865
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So I got the new batch of textbooks, and while I was browsing Pixiv, one of my usual tags included Ellen Baker in the list of images.

When did a middle school textbook character explode in popularity with - judging from the artistic ability - people who aren't in middle school, and why?

I'm not seeing anything particularly special about this character.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 20:54:04 2016 No.15145871 >>15145769 Me, second from the left.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 21:18:22 2016 No.15145934 >>15145865 She's cute. And, unlike """""""""""" English""""""""""""""" speakers in most languages, she can actually speak the fucking language

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 21:29:28 2016 No.15145972 >>15072240 She looks like my cousin, weird.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 21:34:18 2016 No.15145989 >>15145865 Think for yourself, you cunt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 21:36:19 2016 No.15145995 File: 2.99 MB, 355x201, 1353810874174.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15145934 >she can actually speak the fucking language If the last edition textbook is anything to go on, I'm sure I'll be "having a pain here" points to ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 22:07:08 2016 No.15146130 fuuuckk where do I go to get more Ellen

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 22:25:28 2016 No.15146195 >>15144312 >Anybody caring about 外人 >In Japan

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 08:57:32 2016 No.15147698 >>15145995 ...what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 16:50:58 2016 No.15149465 File: 206 KB, 640x362, HnZBVnV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 17:30:54 2016 No.15149624 Bearing half-breeds with Ellen-chan!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 17:46:58 2016 No.15149673 >>15145793 Hardly. I'm almost 32. /jp/ is pretty old.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 18:01:06 2016 No.15149737 >>15149465 All it takes to make a character beautiful is to not name them after a color

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 18:12:49 2016 No.15149775 >>15149624 Mexicans aren't any less human than us normal folks. The term half-breed is super racist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 18:17:25 2016 No.15149789 >>15149775 We mexicans are way to varied and mixed beyond all recognition. We do not belong to any race at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 19:51:02 2016 No.15150218 >>15149775 >The term half-breed is super erotic. Fixed

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 20:03:02 2016 No.15150256 >>15149465 God Ellen is so fucking cute I want to FUCK HER VAGINA

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 22:23:13 2016 No.15150798 >>15124353 nigga its SENSEI DOES CIRNO COUNT AS A SNACK?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 22:38:04 2016 No.15150859 File: 1.27 MB, 1500x1941, 1461972402272.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15150256 >VAGINA

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 23:53:10 2016 No.15151302 >>15150798 No Patrick, Cirno is not a snack. Horse radish is not a snack either.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 00:05:04 2016 No.15151373 >>15150859 A-are those bloodied nails in the table?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 00:11:35 2016 No.15151411 >>15151373 No, there are bloodied nails in the bat on the table.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 00:14:34 2016 No.15151422 >>15151411 That really doesn't change anything since the bat is still on the table, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 00:29:10 2016 No.15151477 >>15151422 You said in the table. They are not in the table.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 00:39:05 2016 No.15151516 File: 1.58 MB, 2048x2048, 1462077545163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15072240 Sensei, Sensei! Why is your wiener so big?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 00:39:48 2016 No.15151518 >>15151516 Ellen is a futa?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 00:44:01 2016 No.15151541 >>15151518 Do you see any vagina there? Newhalf.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 00:45:06 2016 No.15151546 >>15151541 I just see a pixelized mosaic.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 00:50:34 2016 No.15151575 >>15151515

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 00:54:41 2016 No.15151593 >>15151546 Don't kid yourself. Liking futanari or newhalfs is gay regardless of semantics.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 00:57:59 2016 No.15151611 File: 61 KB, 450x532, 1404143732866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15151593 Never said it was or wasn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 00:59:22 2016 No.15151617 >>15151422 It changes a lot, because it means she probably cracked some ichinensei's skull for copping a feel What with the blood and all

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 01:18:51 2016 No.15151684 File: 46 KB, 300x300, 1453569.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15151593 Better being gay than having shit-taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 01:47:11 2016 No.15151802 >>15151593 I don't consider myself gay and I like both.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 01:52:32 2016 No.15151822 >>15079571 Kek he's right

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 02:14:35 2016 No.15151914 >>15151541 >>15151516 Ellen san is a shemale?

>>	........ Sun May 1 02:14:48 2016 No.15151916 >>15145865 >I'm not seeing anything particularly special about this character Tell that 2 the guy in ur pic grabbing her tit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 05:27:24 2016 No.15152505 >>15149673 Same here, my man.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 06:05:16 2016 No.15152595 >>15079571 One more reason to hammer my dick to this.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 06:11:15 2016 No.15152606 What the fuck is this about anyway? So this gaijin bitch teaches English to the Japs or some shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 08:12:14 2016 No.15153032 >>15149624 Ellen is white. You're white too, technically.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 10:19:20 2016 No.15153461 >>15150256 Oh yeah? Well I wanna FUCK HER ANUS

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 10:20:37 2016 No.15153467 >>15152606 Yup

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 21:41:44 2016 No.15156620 File: 62 KB, 600x639, chokehold.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 22:01:19 2016 No.15156747 >>15074749 Micheal Brown is finally dead, thank ...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 05:50:32 2016 No.15158606 >>15156747 Back to /pol/, racist scumbag.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 07:44:20 2016 No.15158992 >>15158606 >being this triggered because a worthless piece of trash was disposed of Back to >>>reddit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 07:59:26 2016 No.15159047 >>15158992 Who are you quoting, you stupid crossie?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 12:06:45 2016 No.15160107 I hope the Japs draw lewds of whatever Ellen is replaced with, no matter what it is, to prove a point.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 23:07:08 2016 No.15164182 >>15160107 Sounds like a plan.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 04:32:28 2016 No.15165546 >>15072240 Blonde gaijin whore is only good for Ficki.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 04:33:57 2016 No.15165549 Japs will never be able to speak proper English.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 08:03:04 2016 No.15166360 >>15165549 Hey! That's very disrespectful!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 14:55:15 2016 No.15168024 why does japan think that all foreigners have blonde hair and blue eyes? did they forgot who won ww2?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 15:50:59 2016 No.15168306 >>15168024 The light haired light eyed Americans?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 17:55:58 2016 No.15168939 >>15168024 I wondered the same thing. It's very mysterious. Where could it possibly come from?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 4 10:48:24 2016 No.15172838 >>15168939 GI babies.

Anonymous Wed May 4 11:26:32 2016 No.15173012

>>15172838
But most GI babies were black and / or black haired. Very, very few American soldiers had blonde hair.

I am thinking that they actually do it because in Japan, blonde hair = foreign. Anime characters who are Japanese yet have "blonde" hair are actually just having yellow hair (just like there's other weird colors like blue and green and red used). But when it comes to foreigners, they use a very specific, realistic kind of yellow, to make it explicit that it's a natural blond.

That's my theory!

What do you think, friends?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 4 15:35:33 2016 No.15174231 File: 740 KB, 744x1052, baker1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Class is canceled.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 4 15:36:51 2016 No.15174242 >>15174231 Please do not kidnap Ms. Baker!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 4 15:39:23 2016 No.15174260 File: 743 KB, 744x1052, baker2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15174242 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 4 16:02:05 2016 No.15174370 File: 751 KB, 744x1052, baker3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bye, sensei. I'm sure someone will find you eventually.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 4 17:49:37 2016 No.15174954 File: 190 KB, 1280x1440, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15174231 >>15174260 >>15174370 Ayyy, what's going on over he- Ummm....sensei?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 4 17:52:50 2016 No.15174970 >>15174370 I'm gonna save sensei and then she'll reward me with sex!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 4 17:55:46 2016 No.15174984 File: 1.40 MB, 1200x1750, 5d98e7eae04f4333c6664ce53e77a643.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15174970 Sounds like a plan.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 4 18:51:53 2016 No.15175227 >>15174231 >>15174260 >>15174370 DELET

>>	Anonymous Wed May 4 20:23:46 2016 No.15175737 >>15174370 So what are those pink switches in the ground for?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 4 21:04:28 2016 No.15175900 >>15174984 Pounding Ellen on her bed after a midnight flight back to Boston! Keeping her parents up all night with our wet n sloppy baby making!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 4 21:17:27 2016 No.15175959 Prease I rike a raahn Engrish velly match

>>	Anonymous Wed May 4 21:30:22 2016 No.15176043 >>15175959 Fuck off, Chink.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 4 21:44:26 2016 No.15176128 >>15176043 /jp/ is a no bully zone

Anonymous Wed May 4 22:12:12 2016 No.15176282

>>15174370
This doesn't make sense. To "squat" like that would put a lot of pressure on her foot area; it would make much more sense to pull her toes back and kneel on her knees. Also, that tight, clenched position of her legs is conducive to minimal feeling in the genitalia, so (especially given how weak their motors inevitable are) it is unlikely that some small vibrators would case her to reach climax in that position. Not to mention, how did they insert those vibrators without tearing her clothes off? And none of this is even touching on how those tape "gags" fall apart as soon as you try to push it off by blowing on it, unless there is someone stuffed behind which in this case there clearly is not.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 5 04:54:32 2016 No.15177691 >>15175900 Shipping up to Boston?

Anonymous Thu May 5 05:08:33 2016 No.15177731

>>15176282
i agree with the stuffing, but tape gags are more fitting for such DID scenarios
also some tape are better quality and more adhesive than others, so don't be quick to dismiss them as gags just because of your experience with cheapo duct tape.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 5 08:25:59 2016 No.15178325 >>15173012 Sure, there weren't very many, but boy, were they ever fertile!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 5 08:32:05 2016 No.15178343 >>15178325 They weren't though, you're just a racist fear monger. Less than 5 blonde males have procreated in Japan with native Japanese womens after WW2 ended.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 5 08:43:56 2016 No.15178384 there's something ironic about westerners getting infatuated with a japanese fictional character, of a westerner

>>	Anonymous Thu May 5 08:45:41 2016 No.15178388 >>15178384 Eh, I doubt she's anyone waifu. They just masturbate to her once or twice then dump her for some tru Anime.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 5 09:43:06 2016 No.15178563 File: 296 KB, 444x2256, 1462378296451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 5 11:16:49 2016 No.15178951 >>15178563 More like down horizon.

Anonymous Thu May 5 11:34:57 2016 No.15179056

>>15173012
Overall I agree, I mean I actually came to this same conclusion myself some time ago. In Gosick they had an episode where a hidden European village was completely filled with blonde-haired green-eyed people, and since the protag was a chink, they said "blah blah wow I had only heard about people with brown hair, I had never seen one so kuru". I'm think this might be an allusion to the Japanese mindset on why blonde = foreign, but maybe I'm overthinking things.

>But when it comes to foreigners, they use a very specific, realistic kind of yellow, to make it explicit that it's a natural blond.
Not that I doubt you, but I'd like some pictures and examples.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 5 19:48:26 2016 No.15181471 >>15174984 Sensei has very nice pantsu!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 5 19:49:46 2016 No.15181478 File: 172 KB, 715x765, image_35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15178343 >waponese this buttmad his father was a "repopulation officer"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 08:46:09 2016 No.15184324 File: 62 KB, 842x595, 1462538769665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 20:27:59 2016 No.15187148 File: 47 KB, 600x450, CflqMqOUsAAIqgx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 11:18:31 2016 No.15190640 File: 319 KB, 2048x1536, Cfmpw8AUAAQ56M3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 11:48:09 2016 No.15190786 >>15190640 There will be no humanoid robots we need to learn to live with in the future. t. Time-Traveller from 2103.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 11:49:59 2016 No.15190793 How in the unholy name of fuck is this thread still alive.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 11:57:32 2016 No.15190834 >>15190793 New to /jp/? Any thread that isn't a garbage general can last months.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 12:02:07 2016 No.15190865 >>15190640 She's a cyborg, how could we have not seen this

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 12:02:13 2016 No.15190867 >>15178388 speak for yourself I never thought there would actually be a cute anime Bostonian woman for me to waifu and watch baseball with, all the 3d here are disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 12:07:14 2016 No.15190897 >>15129349 >Trying.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 12:40:51 2016 No.15191072 >>15129415 >>15129349 What is so funny?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 12:55:22 2016 No.15191133 File: 9 KB, 200x200, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15072240 >tfw you found a perfect waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 15:30:40 2016 No.15191921 >>15191133 Who are you quoting???

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 19:56:17 2016 No.15193374 >>15190867 I had Boston and Bosnia confused for a second there

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 19:58:27 2016 No.15193392 >>15191921 It doesn't matter who he's quoting, what matters is his plan.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 20:12:53 2016 No.15193487 >>15191133 leave crossie

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 20:14:59 2016 No.15193505 >>15190640 These are getting harder and harder to tell if they're edits or actually in the textbook

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 21:40:16 2016 No.15200949 >>15193505 That one's an edit. It is a schoolbook, after all

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 22:51:10 2016 No.15201245 >>15191921 Ask not for whom the anon quotes; he quoth for thee.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 23:30:21 2016 No.15201422 >>15200949 I've seen that page in a few pictures, I'm fairly certain it's in the book.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 9 05:19:20 2016 No.15202788 >>15201245 Stupid crossies get out!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 9 11:47:06 2016 No.15204156 >>15202788 >>>/R9k/ >>15201422 Bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 9 14:00:31 2016 No.15204851 >>15204156 Who are you quoting again? Stop abusing the quote function.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 10 13:40:47 2016 No.15210217 >>15204851 This is a joke right

>>	Anonymous Tue May 10 14:01:55 2016 No.15210320 >>15210217 It's not a joke, you're abusing the quoting function. Either stop abusing it, or stop posting until you know how to use the site correctly, "please"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 10 16:04:00 2016 No.15210825 >>15210217 >being so new you don't understand how /jp/ culture works and can't adjust your behavior accordingly at least I know how to conduct myself here as a filthy crossie

>>	Anonymous Tue May 10 16:25:56 2016 No.15210914 >>15210217 lurk more

>>	Anonymous Tue May 10 16:26:59 2016 No.15210919 >>15210825 <span class="sjis">WHOM DID YOU JUST QUOTE?[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 10 16:46:45 2016 No.15211008 I don't want her to get fired. DELETE THIS THREAD

>>	Anonymous Tue May 10 17:05:02 2016 No.15211085 >>15210825 If you actually knew how to conduct yourself you would just shut the fuck up and not post in here at all. Fucking hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 11 00:05:03 2016 No.15213145 this is not what an english teacher looks like

>>	Anonymous Wed May 11 00:16:41 2016 No.15213198 >>15213145 It is to the Nips.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 11 00:22:09 2016 No.15213237 A hambaga please.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 11 02:37:54 2016 No.15213822 Life is only just when someone pays for it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 11 03:13:20 2016 No.15213926 >>15204851 Wow! I've just learned the different uses of the quoting function in 4chan! Click here to learn more.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 11 07:08:51 2016 No.15214402 File: 626 KB, 848x1200, 56310307_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15072240 Miss Bake's class is aggressive.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 11 09:52:21 2016 No.15214771 File: 1.51 MB, 3000x3000, 1455535285214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15210320 >>15210825 >>15210914 Damn, I had no idea even the oldfags here were newfags

>>	Anonymous Wed May 11 10:17:09 2016 No.15214822 >>15214771 You're not an '''oldfag''' you're just a dumb crossie!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 11 10:19:24 2016 No.15214830 >>15214822 Please use ``expert quotes'' when quoting ironically!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 11 10:47:56 2016 No.15214911 >>15214830 And use advanced quotes when posting ``````````````````````````````````````````````ironically'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 00:53:15 2016 No.15219232 File: 281 KB, 972x1200, 011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15211008 sorry, we already hired a replacement.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 08:45:30 2016 No.15220632 >>15219232 >でぅ Never seen "du" written like that before.

Anonymous Fri May 13 00:36:32 2016 No.15224501

>>15204851
>>15210320
The > symbol has more uses than quoting. Three of them lined together like >>> links to another board.

What he meant to do was not quote, but to link to another board: >>>/r9k/. The problem was, he typed R instead of r, and >>>/R9k/ doesn't link to anything, so unfortunately it turned into a quoting mechanism by default.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 17:31:16 2016 No.15233074 >>15224501 It was autocorrect, not my fault

Anonymous Sat May 14 23:28:20 2016 No.15234562

>>15233074
Nah, my issue is with those who are trying to fit in so hard that if something is greentexted they instantly jump on the poster for "not quoting properly" without looking at the context first.

Sometimes even if the poster did quote properly.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 23:34:31 2016 No.15234585 >>15233074 Why are you using autocorrect? You deserve all mockery you get for such a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 16:15:20 2016 No.15238107 >>15234585 Because I'm on mobile

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 16:15:54 2016 No.15238108 >>15238107 Don't do this.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 16 11:52:00 2016 No.15241946 >>15181478 I'll never get to be a repopulation officer in Japan and impregnate dozens of Showa-era high school girls. Might as well end it now

>>	Anonymous Mon May 16 14:15:49 2016 No.15242447 >>15181478 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 16 16:48:46 2016 No.15243005 >>15072240 TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 16 18:01:01 2016 No.15243301 >>15220632 I haven't either but it's probably a better way to approximate the American pronunciation of most words than ドゥ, which is closer to British. A lot of elevens seem to struggle understanding American accents.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 16 23:33:22 2016 No.15244817 >>15238108 Don't do what?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 16 23:34:34 2016 No.15244827 >>15242447 You.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 16 23:57:10 2016 No.15244911 >>15191133 Sick image dude

>>	Anonymous Tue May 17 00:20:49 2016 No.15245031 File: 44 KB, 660x371, tumblr_o3l1dgymUJ1u42y0to1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15178343 #OCCUPIED

>>	Anonymous Tue May 17 00:49:47 2016 No.15245143 File: 72 KB, 498x467, 1349918270216[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15150859 GO AHED, MISES BEIKA

>>	Anonymous Tue May 17 08:46:38 2016 No.15246559 >>15244817 Use normiephone.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 18 22:42:05 2016 No.15255235 File: 85 KB, 600x960, 1463619243446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 18 22:46:01 2016 No.15255245 Does any one have sauce on the ellen baker jav image set?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 18 23:22:21 2016 No.15255390 >>15246559 Oh piss off

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 00:10:02 2016 No.15255522 >>15233074 >not my fault Are you incapable of checking your post for errors before posting? Does it hurt your brain to do such a thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 00:19:50 2016 No.15255543 >>15255522 It was AUTOCORRECT you autistic faglord.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 00:38:36 2016 No.15255603 >>15072240 >speak down a bit The fuck kinda English is that?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 00:40:23 2016 No.15255609 >>15074859 > basic arithmetic I'm not attracted to anyone who didn't at least reach long division.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 00:43:20 2016 No.15255617 >>15144312 Name a website that the US has actually shut down for anything that wasn't copyright infringement aside from Silk Road.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 01:28:24 2016 No.15255727 >>15255543 Why are normalfags always so retarded?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 01:33:38 2016 No.15255742 >>15233074 Turn it off next time.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 12:29:26 2016 No.15257489 >>15255235 I want to eat that rice off Ms. Baker's cheek!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 17:15:03 2016 No.15263209 File: 391 KB, 868x1228, 342345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 18:02:35 2016 No.15263403 >>15255727 >>>/r9k/

>>	Anonymous Sun May 22 09:47:01 2016 No.15273154 File: 33 KB, 599x348, eva baker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 22 10:30:00 2016 No.15273330 >>15074817 hehehehehehehe

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