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Anonymous Mon Oct 27 04:34:42 2008 No.1516937 [Reply] [Original]

Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me...
Happy birthday... dear Alice...
Happy birthday to...

Where is everyone? I'm sure they all know today is my special day. I sent everyone in Gensokyo an invitation informing them of my party. I even took the extra step and made personalized invitations for everyone; it took a very long time to do them all, but I was satisfied in letting everyone know I care about them and are special to me.

I also did a lot to prepare for this party. I even made a huge, seven-layered cake for everyone. Just as I was finished icing it, I was moving it to the center of the center, I tripped; the cake fell out of my hands and got completely ruined as it hit the floor. I was about to cry from all the hard work I put into the cake, but then I realize I could tell the story to my friends and we could laugh it off together. I cleaned up the mess, and made the little cake in a hurry.

I waited so very long for everyone to come; it's now 1:30 in the morning and technically my birthday has passed. I spent my entire birthday preparing for the party and waiting for everyone.

Happy birthday to me...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 04:36:31 2008 No.1516945 File: 138 KB, 428x600, 1225082191155.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SORRY WE COULDN'T MAKE IT, WE WERE WATCHING THE MOST EPIC BATTLE EVER.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 04:37:58 2008 No.1516959 File: 261 KB, 430x602, 1225082278429.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanted to come, but I was never invited. I was not invited, so instead, I stay home and play with my pets. My... pets. Okuu... Orin... Where are you...?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 04:46:19 2008 No.1517011 File: 485 KB, 1318x996, 1225082779030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1516959 They're right here calm down god damn even your sister showed up jeez.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 04:48:26 2008 No.1517026 File: 19 KB, 298x296, 1225082906864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1517011 Meanwhile, Back at Alice's House.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 04:52:51 2008 No.1517050 File: 140 KB, 600x450, 1225083171953.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder what prolonged exposure to Alice would Lead to for Satori.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 04:55:07 2008 No.1517067 File: 140 KB, 600x450, 1225083307303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1517050 This

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 04:55:26 2008 No.1517068 File: 39 KB, 420x560, 1225083326522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's your own fault for trying to celebrate your birthday a month early, you stupid bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 05:35:01 2008 No.1516942 I've seen this thread before

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 05:35:01 2008 No.1516941 I would go to Alice's birthday party and I would be with Alice forever and I would love her forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 05:36:33 2008 No.1516946 What the hell it has been your birthday seven times this month already what do you think you are doing our employees won't sing happy birthday to you anymore you deceptive rascal

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 05:37:17 2008 No.1516958 sage

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 05:37:17 2008 No.1516955 Dammit I hate this pasta because I had something similar happen to me in real life. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 05:37:33 2008 No.1516947 >>1516937 I can't imagine birthdays are a huge deal to monsters that live for hundreds of years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 05:40:38 2008 No.1516974 >>1516959 When I listen to her music, I get the feeling that her anti-social tendencies are a combination of others' dislike of her ability and her own personal preference anyways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 05:41:12 2008 No.1516978 >>1516946 But... but it makes me so happy. ;__;

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 05:42:34 2008 No.1516986 No one cares about you, Alice, go cry somewhere else. Preferably somewhere you won't bother anyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 05:46:06 2008 No.1517006 >>1516959 > Mind reader > Alice Trust me. You don't want to go into that gap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 05:47:09 2008 No.1517015 >>1516959 Lighten up. You have fucking awesome music.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 05:47:41 2008 No.1517021 >>1516959 Crazy cat lady?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 05:49:43 2008 No.1517033 >>1517015 I always see her with a crazy grin, looking at the minds of others when I hear it. Thing is, she does it not because she's insane, or because they're thinking of something actually funny, but more for the hell of it and to creep them out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 05:51:49 2008 No.1517044 >>1517026 HELP ME ALICE I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK OH GOD I CAN'T FEEL MY LEFT SIDE MY ARM IS GOING LIMP IT'S SO HARD TO TYPE AGGHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 05:54:39 2008 No.1517065 >>1517044 OH GOD I'M SEEING SPOTS. OH GOD. FADING. I'M JUST GONA LAY DOWN NOW.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 06:04:16 2008 No.1517118 So Alice has alzheimers and continues to repeat the event of her sad birthday that no one came to at least once a week? That could make a cute and sad story.

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