/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yes, great exercise, she's a canon bro and I want to prove to her how shitty martial arts is.
I know kickboxers and people who did karate, they did shit in actual fights because the way they learned to fight was specific, not applicable to actual fighting.

Boxers did well though. I want to see how Muey Thai, MMA and krav magafags fare in actual fights.
She can also teach me Chinese.

>>15118198
Since this is a Meiling thread, in the hypothetical situation you meet her she knows you are an outsider and she asks you how China is doing atm.
What do you say? Remember, she is extremely proud of China and being Chinese.

>>15118251
"The world has finally seen the light and China has officially been recognised as a land where men and women don't exist; only gods and goddesses. It is now law that anyone not Chinese must work as a servant to one who is Chinese. I have long served in this role, but now that I'm living here in Gensokyo I feel lost without purpose. However, it seems there is one I can still serve with my body, should it please you, Milady."

Her name is Meiling.

>>15118338
The joys of massaging Meiling's tired feet.

>>15118417
Untrue.
Sakuya isnt Sakuya's real name. Meiling could easily be fake too. Hell everyone in the SDM could have a fake name, only Remilia would know at this point.

>>15118499
But what if Sakuya didn't have a real name before Remilia named her?
If so Sakuya would actually be her real name I guess.

>>15118225
>canon bro
Is she though?

>>15118708
>Is she though?
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Hong_Meiling
She's very human, wont attack you, will talk to you, even spar with you, and even if you do piss her off by tresspassing, apologize and leave and she will stop attacking.
The article even goes on to say how human she is, people saying she makes the SDM seem freindly. Add in how a wounded human was helped out by the SDM.
>"I was wounded and could barely move, but someone from the Scarlet Devil Mansion helped me and let me lodge in. They call it the Devil's Mansion, but she was unexpectedly kind. However, there wasn't anything much to eat, and since it was very noisy during the night, I couldn't sleep, so I ran away as soon as I could." (Anonymous)
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Remilia_Scarlet

Human friendship level is low for Remi, but it's her article. I think the most likely result of someone being wounded around the SDM would be Meiling seeing them. But it could be any of them.
The SDM really are a wonderful group.

I hope it ends up with a lot of sweaty cuddling and hitting the shower together.

>>15119088
i want to hit her shower if you know what i mean

>>15118198
She would only really spar with my heart

I want to practise HEMA with China!

how would you wake up china on a sunday?

>>15121459
I'd let her sleep late.

>>15121640

Could Bruce Lee defeat Meiling-chan?

>>15121847
What if she is Bruce Lee?

>>15122229
Bruce Lee didn't have DD breasts.

>>15122583
>Implying zun knows how to draw breasts

unless there is some other official art that clearly displays that

>>15121847
What a DYEL. Put that hungry skeltal on SS+GOMAD

>>15123058
>DYEL
Do You Even Live?
No, Bruce Lee is long dead, sorry anon.

If Komachi made you a dal to swap him for Jackie Chan, which would you save?

>>15123111
Jackie Chan is barely a martial artist, who hid his money in tax havens while pretending to be a philantropist.

>>15123246
But we couldnt have Jackie Chan Adventures without Jackie Chan.

>>15118198
I mean, sure. Is she gonna go easy on me though?

>>15122603
I bet you are the kind of guy who tells children Santa Claus doesn't exist.

>internet MMA fighters
>on /jp/

>>15124020
The sooner children learn that adults are liars who want to control them, the better. I want to get a job as a mall Santa and break the news to them while they're on my lap.

>>15118499
I bet she isn't even Chinese

I heard the full Burning Meiling 6 is getting translated now.

>>15133703
You mean the second part of 6? Its complete enough to be translated?