/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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BR­O FIST

IF YO­U DONT POST THIS TO 5 BROS THEN YOU ARENT A BRO

is there a program that subs manga automatically? I mean if it had a library and it translated it like if you loaded the AVI file in VLC? I mean could you just share it with me cause I'm sick'n tired of wating for subbers acting like slowpokes

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>>1505137
*Top Left: My Honey, we're deeply loves each other.
I say again, she loves me.
*Top Right: Classmate,Best friend of My Honey.
Lacrosse club member but I haven't seen she's playing.
She got suspended by smoking when the first grade.
Though we forget, we're childhood friend, usually played together in the kindergarden. She loves me.
*Middle Left:Class representative,wearing plain glasses to avoid men's observation.
She was bullied because of small when high school and became an Androphobia.
Except me, she has no male friend. She loves me.
*Middle Right:My maid robo(?), very smart but sometimes totally off the mark.
she's master of assassin skills and many times she saved me, and she loves me.
*Bottom Left:Quarter loli, Princess school student.
she's yearning the man who saved her from a molester.
In short, she loves me.

>>1505157
Ever since we were little, my sister Keri had this kind of crush on me.
She was always hanging around me and wanted to do whatever I did.
I didn't mind it though, we got along with each other.
But as we started growing up, I began to notice that it was more than just sibling affection.

By the time we were both young adults, Keri had started acting differently around me.
She was still friendly and all, but she was never embarrassed to change in front of me or use the bathroom when I was in there.
Sometimes she would come in without knocking, and stand there watching me pee.
Then when I was finished, she'd come over and use the toilet right in front of me.
Or if I was taking a shower, she would come in and undress to her underwear.
After I'd step out of the shower and dry off, all the while naked while she watched me in the mirror,
she'd head for the shower and quickly strip her underwear off for me to see.

>>1505177
I didn't mind the shows, of course.
It was kind of exciting to be naked in front of her, and she must have felt the same way.
But she never said anything about it. I fully expected things to change over time, but I was wrong.
In fact, things really started to heated up.

Keri had really grown into a beautiful girl.
She had a nice body, with all the right curves even though she was thin.
She wasn't ashamed of showing off her breasts either, which were slightly larger than normal.
In fact, I got the feeling she liked it when I saw them, because she was always giving me plenty of opportunity to see them.

One time, we were both in the bathroom, having just finished our showers.
I put a towel around my waist, but she was sitting naked on the edge of the bathtub shaving her legs.
I could watch her in the mirror while I combed my hair.
She spread her legs apart, giving me a very open view of her crotch.

>>1505188
found myself getting aroused. My towel felt tighter suddenly, and I looked down to see a large bulge tenting out.
I tried not to look again, but I couldn't help myself.
When I looked back into the mirror, she had finished shaving herself and I saw that she had left a thin trail of dark hair above her pussy.
I had always loved it when girls did that, and soon I had a full erection that was impossible to hide.

Keri put the razor away and came over to the sink next to me.
She glanced down at my towel, and smiled sheepishly at me in the mirror.
She didn't bother to cover herself up as she began to brush her hair.
Usually she would put a towel on by now, in case our parents came in.
And watching a naked girl brush her hair did nothing to calm me down.

Finally, she spoke up. "You know, if you need to relieve some pressure, I understand."

"What?" I said dumbfoundedly.

>>1505197
She must be playing with me. She always teased me with her body, but now it was like she was trying to see how far I'd go.
I'm sure she wasn't really expecting me to masturbate in front of her, but something in me really wanted to show her up.
I actually contemplated doing it, but not for my own pleasure. I wanted to see what she would do.

"Fine," I said finally, and removed my towel.

Keri looked stunned for a second, but didn't want me to see it.
She acted cool and didn't even move her head away from the mirror as my raging erection was freed.
She couldn't help glancing down to sneak a peek, though. I was practically throbbing with excitement from exposing myself to her.
She had seen me naked before, but never this aroused.

I stood there for a second, making her as uncomfortable as possible before moving towards the toilet.
I planned on jacking off for her but only until she submitted to my little joke.
I didn't really plan on finishing the job.

>>1505201
http://www.mediafire.com/?m9hmzczu4wy

REST...

>>1505221

I think I hit it pretty spot-on here

>>1505279
WHERES DA HONK HONK!?!?!!!

eye'm the king

Reported

fuck u jew

nobody post itt

How about no.

> ללא שם.jpg

ITT some tripfag attention whore posting as anon.

I can't say I like this thread, nor is it revelant to anything.

Anonymous is God.

Apparently he posted that on all boards

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>>1505336

>>1505373

It's fun to see how people are reacting on different boards and compare to us.

>>>/a/15802467
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>>>/d/1120762 (with what?)
>>>/e/695534
>>>/g/2526615
>>>/h/1346609
>>>/k/2231895
>>>/m/2166926
>>>/v/21802600

Anonymous is God.

>>1505126
;olol'd at /v/

>>1505126

So, /jp/ is the worst board now, OP?

I lost original picture for >>1505157 ;_;

>>1505126
Alpha Centauri > Civilization 4

I agreed, don't bother me about it.

Nothing pisses me off more than seeing you stupid whiteasses trying to talk like 2ch users. Shut the fuuu.... fuuuu.... fuuuu fuuuuuuu ふぅぅうぅうぅぅうぅぅぅう wwwwwwww（・∀・）吹いたああぁぁあwwww ○|￣|＿

This thread is bad and you all should feel bad.

It is the year 2063.
A sudden relaxation of pedophilia laws preceded by a wordwide decrease in age of consent laws and lower age of sexual maturity, especially for women.
As you watch the news on TV, your eyes open to a world you had only dreamed as a young man.
Your wife died 4 years ago, natural causes, you aren't sad for her, you never were.
You rise from your old sofa bed, grab your walking stick, adjust your glasses and step outside and sit on the nearest coffee shop.
As you order your decaffeinated coffee you overhear a pair of mature looking 13 year olds talking.
"I'd fuck any guy I like, I don't care what they say, I enjoy sex and that's that!"
"Shhh, not so loud!"
Such rebellious words. You close your eyes and rise from your chair and turn around.
"Then what about me?"
The girls turn their attention to you.
"Y-You? You're PIG DISGUSTING, old man."
"..."
As you walk back to your empty apartment, supported by your cane, you think to yourself:
"It seems the world passed me by..."

>>1505214
DOWNLOADING CROATIA'S HOMEMADE VIRUSES AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

>>1505099
This is such a fucking stupid post.

You sage your post because you don't want to bump a thread; you don't deem it worthy to stay at the top of a page.

Goddamn. I know it's copy pasta, but it's retarded.

>>1505226
YOUR COMPUTER IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS

>>1505216
dumb faggot

>israeli

>>1505234
OH SHI- I'M BEING PINGED AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

>>1505226
If i wanted to infect you i'd make a better hoax.
Something like a touhou doujin...

>>1505221
shut the fuck up

>>1505242
Do want touhou doujin virii who email loli porn to all your mail contacts.

>>1505052

Too lazy to edit image

God: ZUN
King: Reimu
Empress: Marisa
Devil: Remilia
Knight: Saber
Fool: Genuflect

>>1505229
Seriously...what's with the copypasta bullshit?
That was posted by an user on March.
A tripfiend that tried to prove that, ''LUL TIS POOSHLMER KNOUS HOW TO OPERAIT WIT SAEG, UNLIEK U!1''.
If you reply to the ''copypasta'', you reply to the samefag.

So I was playin' dat Touhou and Fiddy Cent comes up to me and is like
"DMX why you play that dodgan bullet loli animu gaem"
and I said
"Because Fiddy I like ta dodge them bullets. Unlike you."
"Why you gotta do it with a loli"
"I dunno"

Ron Paul- Mysterious transfer student who's actually an alien
Huckabee- Clumsy, innocent schoolgirl i.e. Mikuru
Romney- Arrogant daughter of rich family with hidden softside. However, the Romney you know is only a robot stand-in for the real Romney who became a hikki due to emotional distress from bullying.
Obama- Little brown meganeko. Victim of bullying, due to outspokenness. Calls Edwards Nee-san.
Hillary- Student council president. Although seemingly strict and powerful, has nervous breakdowns unknown to the rest of the class.
Edwards- Adventurous, rural tomboy. Bitter rivals with Giulani. Obama's Nee-san.
Giulani- Giuliani as the slutty mean girl. Urban. Bitter rivals with Edwards. Leader of bullies aka Antoinette.
Kucinich- Loli. Little sister? She would think she's some kind of child genius and tries to be very mature, but she's actually an idiot. She would commit many malapropisms, and screw up common sayings. Because she thinks she's a genius, she has a bit of an ojou-sama complex.

In the past, I worked like someone that fix PC at home of clients that call me by telefone ( nowadays I quit this job because it is so dangerous )

I liked VERY MUCH of lolicon. Very much, I was addicted to LOLI images and games.

However, I am a weak man, with a weak mind and a weak soul. Because of this, I almost fell in a "pedophilia temptation".

For some unknow reason, kids love me. Someday, I was woking several days at a house of a client fixing his PC. Everydays I was forced to go to that home. in that home was a VERY CUTE little girl of just 8 years. This girl liked me SO MUCH that she be all the time kissing me in the cheek , hugging me and sitting in my lap and her parents NOT CARE about it, they agree with this ( their have a high trust towards me )

Somedays, I was sit in the chair in front of the PC trying to recover the data of the damaged HD and the girl run at me, sat at my lap and begin to hug me and kissing me in the cheek like always...

automatically I begin to touch and to caress her ass, for 01 secounds, for below of her clothes. When I noticed that I was doing, I jumped from the chair ! This just happended for 01 second, but, I become SO DISTURBED that I say to her NEVER to to this kind of thing again and I never again returned to that house. And I quit that job and I never again worked at house of clients.

The things that I wrote is not a lie. unfortunately is true

The terming of Lucky Star as a "slice-of-life" animu is mainly an excuse to justify its general lack of humor and complex plot points. In most animu that are considered "slice-of-life", more emphasis is put on setting and atmosphere than on the writing. In Lucky Star however, the setting is generally ignored and often replaced by one color backgrounds during unfunny comedy bits. Slice-of-life is NOT in any way a justification for lack of interesting writing if what makes slice-of-life animu enjoyable is completely missing, which is the case in Lucky Star.

126,000 YEARS MASTER DRAGON HIKKIKOMORI. HAVE NOT LEFT DUNGEON FOR FOOD IN CENTURIES EVER SINCE VALIANT KNIGHT CHAINED ME DOWN HERE. I AM SCARED OF LEAVING BECAUSE I MIGHT RUN INTO MORE KNIGHTS CAUSING SOCIAL ANXIETY. I WILL PROBABLY DIE A VIRGIN BECAUSE DRAGON-CHAN DOES NOT LIKE GROSS OTAKU-RYU LIKE ME. WHY MUST THE OPPOSITE SEX INSULT MY JAPANESE SPIRIT?

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N SDM KILLIN DA MOTHA FUCKA THAT KILLED U!

➈

WE TRUE TOUHOUS
WE COUNTERBOMB TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

send this ➈ to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a ➈ your A TRUE TOUHOU

I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.

You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level

>>1505099
Largely true, sage simply allows you to post without bumping the thread. It's come to signify a dislike for the thread, but there are some extremely retarded newfags that go so far as to think using sage "pulls a thread down faster" or some bullshit like that.

I fucking hate any of you who said you'll become one for sexual reasons.

Fuck you; you become one became be at will about yourself not, not to masturbate.

Fucking assholes.

>>1505292
go fuck yourself, faggot

IF MAI IMOUTO WUZ KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 HER FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUCKA DAT KILLED HER!

MAI IMOUTO

WE TRUE KAZOKU
WE INCEST TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

send this to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 you A TRUE ONII-CHAN

Israelis are disgusting, even worse than Australians.

Such loud, rude, barbaric people.

>>1505279
Only good post in the entire thread

What makes fettuccine alfredo better than spaghetti is the sause, you can taste the Parmesan , the butter, the chicken, or the cream in the bowl. The seasoning does a better job to add to the noodles than spaghetti.The flavor interactions are so superior to the flavor interactions of spaghetti that it hurts,and the spherical cow segments and tomato sauce are fucking annoying.Spaghetti taste feels too forced at times, this leads to weak taste or unexplainable developments.Fettuccine alfredo's taste flows better, it's simple, credible and convey feelings better.
Fettuccine alfredo's taste is also more serious, each resolution have more weight to them 1) the chicken gives the dish an air of dignity, 2) After every single of the noodles are eaten you want ot eat another, 3) cream sauce is fucking delicious, 4) thousands of innocent birds died to make it, 5) eating with fork isn't precisely happy. In spaghetti, only 2 sensations couldn't be savored: 1) the vulgar taste of stringy pasta, 2) Meatballs in tomato sauce.
Spaghetti never actually shows its resolve when it comes to deal with people who are prepared to judge,and the taste does not have serious and mature Gourmets - aside from Cicéro-.The only time Spaghetti had to confront one of his counterparts, was in Italy against Pizza. Fettuccine Alfredo, on the other hand, had to fight Lasagna, Ravioli, Bologna, and Spaghetti all´aglio, olio e peperoncino at some point - there's also the point when he realises all what Macaroni has been doing.
Spaghetti is just too light, childish and aimed at teenagers. That why the dark and cold as ice Fettuccine Alfredo is superior.

>>1505320
how about you go die, loser

>>1505320
I eat my spaghetti plain, fuck your fancy sauce, cheeze and meatballs, eat a real man's food.

>>1505299
I agree

>>1505328
Hamburger? Pizza?

>>1505336
Yes, but also, EGGS
Eggs are good with anything, eggs and a hamburger is the best kind, though.

>>1505340

fucking weeaboo

>>1505360
Shut the F*ck up tripfag !

>>1505373
This has to be the most awesome food ever created.

reported

Anyways, >>1505340, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.

>>1505397
THE EXTRA

>>1505403
do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?

>>1505373
Hm... Not enough cheese.

>>1505407
I CAME FOR THE FUCKING EXTRA

>>1505407
The sauce is the purpose of the meal.

>>1505414
I want to interrogate you. I want to interrogate you for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1505414, should just stick with today's special.

HI, I AM G.J. SUSSMAN, FOUNDER AND CEO OF SICP. WHILE LAMENTING OVER THE LACK OF FORCED INDENTATION IN SCHEME LAST NIGHT, YOUR MOTHER CALLED ME AND ASKED ME IF I WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO HELP HER WITH A SICP EXERCISE; BEING THE FINE GENTLEMAN THAT I AM, I PUT ON MY DAPPER WIZARD HAT AND ROBE AND WENT OVER TO HER HOUSE. ROGUISHLY SNEAKING THROUGH THE BACK DOOR I KNOCKED HER OUT WITH A CUDDER AND TORE THE GARMENTS OFF HER RIPE BODY. HER FULL BREASTS AROUSED ME TO THE DEGREE THAT MY EVALUATOR STOOD STRAIGHT IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO DO A LAZY COMPUTATION. NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF, I SHOVED MY RIGHTEOUS SUSSBOY IN THE MANHOLE OF THE FINE LASS. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT DESIGNED FOR A MAN OF MY OBSCENE GIRTH, AND SHE WOKE UP FROM THE PAIN. NOT CARING ABOUT ANYTHING BUT MY MANLINESS, I CONTINUED THRUSTING AS SHE FAINTED AGAIN FROM THE AGONIZING TORTURE OF THE TRIPEDAL CREATURE LOOMING OVER HER. IN A MINUTE I WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE WITH THE FORCE OF SEVERAL ANGRY SUPERNOVAS IN A SACK, -- THE FLOOD CAME, AND LIKE MOSES I CLEAVED HER IN HALF FROM THE SHOCK. NOT STOPPING, I SHOVED THE HOSE IN HER EYE SOCKET AND LET THE REST OF THE SAUCE ENTER HER SKULL. AFTER THAT I WENT HOME AND READ SICP UNTIL I FELL ASLEEP. I GUARANTEE IT.

Hm, I think I wrote this one.

This thread. Full of pissing contests.

>>1505478
What?