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15034347 No.15034347 [Reply] [Original]

How do you feel about Ms. Baker teaching you english?

>> No.15034357
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>>15034347
Meh.

>> No.15034367
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i prefer this

>> No.15034660

I love her.

>> No.15034679
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She' pretty cute.

>> No.15034682
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This is a Japanese middleschool textbook.

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>>15034682
Fuck man. I was about to post that. You didn't edit out the Red Sox bit. I hope this thread doesn't devolve into shitposting like on /a/. Anyway, back to Baker-sensei being cute.

>> No.15034701

>>15034679
>>15034682
>>15034690
Cute!

>> No.15034715
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15034715

Are there any better lewds of Baker-sensei?

>> No.15034762
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15034762

I thought she was that Eri slut.

>> No.15034767

>>15034715
Whoops. I just remembered that danbooru and pixiv existed. Disregard what I've said.

>> No.15034781
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She looks like she can hold her liquor.

>> No.15034785

>>15034767
This guy is not me.

>> No.15034789
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>> No.15034802

>>15034785
What? >>15034715 and >>15034767 were by me.

>> No.15035019

>>15034802
You're not me.

>> No.15035073

>>15034789
Deepa is the only girl that says her own name while you fuck her

>> No.15035283

>>15035019
I am shadow
the true self

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>> No.15035396

>>15034347
well she's better than Ma Baker teaching me some; or 1950's Dick and Jane readers I'll say.

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>> No.15035479

>>15034347
>>15034682
where can i download this?

>> No.15035484

>>15034347

i have a bun for ms baker to put into her oven if you know what i mean

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>> No.15036039

>>15035457
>ゼア
that's why they'll never learn it

>> No.15036098
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15036098

I like Kate Wood more.

>> No.15036174

>>15034781
>Speaking german
>From Boston

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>> No.15036288

>>15035448
Why is the teacher eating out with her students? I don't think that's part of her job

>> No.15036307

>>15036174
it's just the german kancolle girl dressed as Ellen

>> No.15036368 [DELETED] 

>>15034367
archived. LOLOL

>> No.15036402

>>15034682
Imaging being in middlle school, suppressing a mondo hardon for Ellen Baker...

>> No.15036486

How common is it for a japanese to learn english anyway?

>> No.15036529
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life sure is more fun as an attractive white girl

>> No.15036591
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Let's learn English with cute cartoon characters!(adult version)

>> No.15037159

>>15036591
this one is great. is there more?

>> No.15037306

>>15036591
Is this an official book or just a parody? That art looks a lot like the real thing

>> No.15037445

>>15036098
I'm pouring syrup on my dick right now would you suck it y/n

t. Canadian

>> No.15037453

>>15037445
y
t. Canadian

>> No.15037647

>>15036529
i can make ur life more fun too bby

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some anon in /a/ ask for this.

ill just drop this here. take if you need it.

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>> No.15037879

I posted Baker-sensei in a Red Sox gamethread on /sp/, and I think they may have already waifu'd her.

>> No.15037882
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I tried.

>> No.15037931

Bakerfu a cute.

inb4 13th inning.

>> No.15037949

>>15037831
lewd fanarts exploded, jav cosplay when?

>> No.15038004

>>15037159
[Dark Horizon]

>> No.15038102

>>15037445

Yes I would.

t. Canuckistani

>> No.15038445

>>15034789
Paulo looks like a failed WC player.

>> No.15038450

>>15037949
Goro needs to get his dick wet again.

>> No.15038501

>>15035073
What if you fuck a pokemon?

>> No.15038518
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Ms. Baker!! Please be my お姉ちゃん!!!

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donut steel

>> No.15038550

>>15034682
I liked all of the VIPper edits of this and a couple of other pictures (like the one where Ellen shoots a laser through Piccolo's chest)

>>15034347
She's 25 right?

>> No.15038552

So is this the shitty flavor of the month slut?!

>> No.15038567

>>15036098
>I'm from Canada
>It's not America
Yes it is kate.

>> No.15038604

>>15036591
>>15038537
this is gold.
anyone has the whole thing?

>> No.15038624
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>>15037647
i really wish i was a cute white girl living in japan instead of what i am now

sometimes i wonder how i can make the best of my life when i don't want my life

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>>15038624
Arisu a cute

>> No.15038708

>>15034682
>a Sox fan

we're enemies now bitch

>> No.15038732

>>15035457

Jesus kid get it together

>> No.15038774

You can hear her voice in the audio portion that comes with the book. She sounds like a nice lady.

>> No.15038828

>>15038774
forgot to link
http://ten.tokyo-shoseki.co.jp/text/chu/eigo/sample/files/tr-02.mp3

>> No.15038854

Woah cute.

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>> No.15039028

>>15034347
Wow, a super cute

>> No.15039086
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>>15034347
Where can one obtain the book?

>> No.15039096

>>15039022
>>15039017
>>15039010
>>15039004
Amazing

>> No.15039103

>>15039086
Kekk

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uhhh

>> No.15040010
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I'm on team green

>> No.15040107

Did the /a/ mods kill the Baker threads?

>> No.15040144

>>15040107
Probably. I don't know. This thread is a genuine /jp/ thread I believe.

>> No.15040204

>>15034347
Where can i find the pdf?

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>>15040107
They keep trying. This is more /jp/ stuff anyway

>> No.15040512

>>15036023
But she is my waifu.

>> No.15040713
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15040713

OMG Anon dont I look cool.

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>>15040713

>> No.15040733

>>15040713
Off my board whore

>> No.15040734

>>15040713
GROSS IT'S THIS BITCH.
HELL NO, NOT MY PURE MS BAKER

>> No.15040746

>>15037949
We need a doujin and bam, the cycle will be complete.

>> No.15040756

fuck this whore, first time in a while i had to browse boorus with a filter

>> No.15040829
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I want to have an arranged marriage with Deepa.

>> No.15040887

>>15040713
LittleBerry already on the case.

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>> No.15040906

>>15040900
my cum will drip from her toes

>> No.15041252

>>15036288
She's going for the shota

>> No.15041555

>>15040829
i bet she doesn't use deodorant and smells like b.o.!

>> No.15041642

>>15036591
>Vodka on the rocks
What kind of horrible fucking degenerate is this bitch holy shit

>> No.15041652

>>15040900
GET ON THE FLOOR

>> No.15041664

>>15041642

FUCK THE ICE PUT THE STRAW IN THE BOTTLE.

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>>15038542
This one's better

>> No.15041756

>>15041652
beat me to it

>> No.15041773

>>15041713
*batter

>> No.15041782
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Hanging out with black guys in Roppongi!

>> No.15041801

>>15041782
Now that I've seen this image, I've seen pretty much the worse thing that could ever come out of this short-lived craze. It can only go up from here.

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>>15041773

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>>15041782

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>>15037306
Oh geez it's real. It's all actual proper translations too, no edits.
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/12/09/dark-horizon-textbooks-go-beyond-hello-my-name-is-to-who-are-you-calling-a-bitch-bitch/

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>>15041773
DON'T DO THAT

>> No.15042054

>>15035448
Ms. Baker, what else does doggy mean?

>> No.15042063

>>15041882
I knew it was an actual book, but I was wondering if it was made by the same creators as New Horizon, which it isn't, so it's more like a parody.

>> No.15042111

>Baker

Kill urself my man

>> No.15042510

>>15035073
What about Koreans with the last name Oh?

>> No.15042528

>>15037445
> Syrup
> Not maple syrup
Get that HFCS shit out of here Americuck

>> No.15042530

>>15034682
Baker is from where I'm from! Our love is destiny!

>> No.15043073

>>15042530
She left to get away from you and your kind

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>>15038550

>> No.15043101

>>15034789
Becky looks like she goes for anal

>> No.15043217

>>15042528
I just call maple syrup "syrup."

t. CAN

>> No.15043269
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There are more
>ellen in old paintings
pictures than you might expect.

>> No.15043373

>>15034789
does Deepa poo in loo?

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>>15034682
>>15034715
>blonde curvy Red Sox fan teaching English to Japanese lolis
I think I'm in love.

>> No.15043449

I want Ms. Baker to cuddle me and give me a cheekrub!

>> No.15043509

>>15041555
She'll learn how to use it. I'll make sure of it.

>> No.15043563

>>15040713
Oh god I know this girl.

Where is this from?

>> No.15043691

>>15043563
who knows /a/, tumblr?

>> No.15043895
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>You will never take a qt english teacher to a Red Sox game

What's the point of living?

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"Teacher, this photo is?" "This is the photo of when I was a ship daughter"

>> No.15043992

>>15043981
Not even close.

>> No.15044065

>>15043895
Is Ms. Baker foreshadowing that the Red Sox will win the world series? That is not a future I want to live in.

>> No.15044066

>>15036591
>tfw drinking cheap sake in Mike Davis' cardboard box camp

>> No.15044080

>>15037831
-She calls mom in Boston, sobbing
-"But, sweetie, most grills would KILL to be that popular..."

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>>15044065
Even as a fan of the Yanks I'd accept that

On the condition, of course, that the Red Sox acknowledge Ellen in some way, shape, or form during one of the World Series games.

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>>15034347
pic self-explanatory

>> No.15044147

>>15044093
>On the condition, of course, that the Red Sox acknowledge Ellen in some way, shape, or form during one of the World Series games.
If Boston makes the WS, She'd be Jombotron'd, I can assure you

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>>15044147
>If Boston makes the WS, She'd be Jombotron'd, I can assure you

A man can dream

>> No.15044182

>>15037831
poor thing

>> No.15044236

>>15034347
I wanna FUCK Ms Baker!

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>>15036098
>>15038567
God i love this website

>> No.15044363

>>15035457
>They're in your packet

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I wanna go deepa in Deepa.

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Ellen does not teach with her body!

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>>15044923
Good thing she's making an exception for me. Lucky me!

>> No.15044993

Here's her theme song somebody created.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28586699
How came it to be so?

>> No.15045003

<iframe width="312" height="176" src="http://ext.nicovideo.jp/thumb/sm28586699" scrolling="no" style="border:solid 1px #CCC;" frameborder="0"><a href="http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28586699">【ニコニコ動画】【エレン・ベーカー先生キャラクターソング】NEW HORIZON【オリジナル曲】</a></iframe>

>> No.15045009

>>15045003
Sorry, I missed.

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>>15041882
>4. What the fuck Koji, what is your problem?

>> No.15045082

>>15044949
handjob
blowjob
armpit
big breast
big ass
footjob

>> No.15045117

>>15045082
I'm proud of you anon

>> No.15045138

>>15034682
Does someone have a template for this picture ?

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>>15045082
I knew you can do it!

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>>15035398
>>15040829
>>15044909

Deepa a best!

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>> No.15045220

>>15044993
That's Japanese innovation. Song is pretty cute

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>>15045188
>>15035398
>>15040829
>>15044909
>indian loli without thick eyebrows

>> No.15045268

>>15045188
I bet Poolina smells really really bad.

>> No.15045311

>>15045268
She will after I'm done with her

>> No.15045503

>>15045202
>indian
>eating curry

heh

>> No.15045528

>>15045263
Did you know: people can shape their eyebrows?
It's this very new technology that has been around for I don't know how many centuries.

>> No.15045562

>>15041782
Based Paulão

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>>15045188
>tfw deepa goes to designated shitting street with another man

>> No.15045719

She is OK. I like how we celebrate her this few days.

Until western fans ruin the fun and make her stale. Just like what they did to Iowa. Fuck them.

>> No.15045794

>>15045719
> Just like what they did to Iowa.
It's our fucking state and ship.

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>>15045719

>> No.15045883

>>15045202
He's going to regret feeding her.

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>>15044993
Bless those nips. They really can get behind something.

>> No.15045931

>Red Sox
>misread as Rod Sex

What have I became

>> No.15045971

>>15045719
> Just like what they did to Iowa
But you can't ruin something already ruined

>> No.15045979

>>15045202
where's the page where she smacks him and goes "you call this curry?"

>> No.15045992

>>15045719
>implying something that gave us Slipknot can be ruined any more than it already is

>> No.15046042

>>15045268
How integrated is she? Is she an exchange student? Is she from a wealthier family that doesn't need to shit in streets? Is she light skinned or dark? Does she live with her parents? How long have they been in Japan? What if she's just mixed Japanese?

The answers to these will determine how much she stinks.

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>> No.15046167

>>15045268
>>15045682
>>15045883
>>15046042
I just want to sexualize brown pettanko lolis and everyone else is masturbating with their /v/ memes

Fucking hell have we seriously abandoned our heritage that much? I was expecting at least a dozen of us to come out of the woodwork and exclaim their desires to twaddle her slippery hairless loli kitty and molest her budding brown cherries before roughly taking her virginity

>> No.15046207

>>15046167
Those are /int/ memes, friendo.
You must work on your meme recognition skills.

>> No.15046264

>>15046167

I have that desire. I'm just not very good at expressing it.

>> No.15046549

>>15046207
>friendo
You got a bone sticking out of your post, mister crossboarder.

>> No.15046655

>>15046549
Oh I know exactly where to stick that bone of mine into, mister board local.

>> No.15046671

>>15046167
>roughly
I'm not a barbarian

>> No.15046889

>>15046671
Tender deflowering is perfectly acceptable.
/jp/ accepts all creeds of lolicon.

>> No.15047289

>>15045206
That girl on the left is way cuter than Ellen could ever hope to be

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>>15047289

I agree. But you mixed up left and right there. Just thought I'd tell you.

>> No.15047329

>>15047308
Oh I know which way is left and right, learned it in highschool football, hold up your left hand and make an L, it only works with the left
Leftie is a pure girl in a conservative dress, foreign dominion is a pant-wearing harlot set on destroying her upright values

>> No.15047407

>>15045719
Fuck off, weeb.

>> No.15047415

>>15046167
I understand. But I'm more worried about the owner of that tele and how much he's going to regret lending it out after he realizes how long he'll have to spend cleaning it.

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>>15047407

>> No.15047781

>>15046167
>Fucking hell have we seriously abandoned our heritage that much? I was expecting at least a dozen of us to come out of the woodwork and exclaim their desires to twaddle her slippery hairless loli kitty and molest her budding brown cherries before roughly taking her virginity
Well sure, when you put it that way I can see what you mean.

Ellen-chan is still best though

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some one needs to make a reaction of her that isn't fear and shame.
Something nice and flattered like this.

>> No.15048356

>>15035417
Please tell me there are mp3s for the British girl, like there is for Ellen.

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What if we...

>> No.15048376

Will Ellen Baker have the same amount of momentum as Natalia

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>>15037949
Close enough?

>> No.15048382

>>15039818
It's ok, she's from Kanon.
She can pass it twice.

>> No.15048383

>>15048376
>Not praying to your Natalia shrine everyday

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>>15043981
>>15043992
Internet says otherwise

>> No.15048394

I want to have an indecent student-teacher relationship with Miss Baker!

>> No.15048466

>>15040713

>>15048377
Baka

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>>15048466

>> No.15048539

>>15034789

>Emi

ロンドン!



>> No.15048542

>>15041782
alá kkkkkkkk as ideia

>> No.15048767

Baker-san scale figure when?

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>Her sudden popularity destroys her career.

Dear god, what have we done?

>> No.15048878

>>15048767
if only>>15048368

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>>15048857

>> No.15048905

>>15048368
dat wuz quik

>> No.15048907

>>15046167
I think someone on /a/ told people there was a thread here and since /a/ gets a deluge of migrants they're in this thread.
Take it easy and the dark times will pass.

>> No.15048927

>>15048857
She's an assistant english teacher. She's one pay grade above JETfags. She can come back to America whenever she wants and get paid three times as much as she is in moonland.

>> No.15048931

>>15048927
JET = assistant language teacher = one pay grade above eikaiwa fags

>> No.15048956

>>15048931
Dudes who work at Eikaiwa get shafted HARD

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>> No.15048972

>>15048963
LEWD
E
W
D

>> No.15048974

>>15043073
She loves the Red Sox! She will come home.

>> No.15048988

>>15048857
Her career is ruined and she will be shunned from Japanese professional society, she's going to have to just drink with bumnumba1 now and lament on their lost jobs

>> No.15049386

>>15043403
Baker-sensei, your stomach is showing!

>> No.15049509

>>15048956
As they should.
If you're too stupid to even get into JET, you deserve anything that comes your way.

>> No.15049661

I wish I were a girl

>> No.15049680

>>15049509
Real otaku should have been planning their transition to Japan from their teenage years and prepared for a career in industry or academia in advance.

You can spot the niwaka who arrive here with no plan.

>> No.15049701

>>15035398
>>15044909
>>15047308
I'd listen to her Deepa Bass!

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>>15048963

>> No.15049898

These books will be replaced by the next year because of the porn. Then the publisher will be closed down and its director will have to commit public suicide.

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Oh god

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Here, have some saki.

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>> No.15050161

How are the teachers in Japan reacting to this?

>> No.15050167

>>15036098
>filename
Nice

>> No.15050281

>you will never be playing catcher in a heated game of gym class baseball between students and teachers when Baker Sensei rounds third and in the heat of the moment charges headfirst into you and the two of you land awkwardly in a cloud of dust and coming to her senses she is at first concerned for your safety but then when the dust clears she realizes everyone is staring at the two of you in such a compromising position and gets embarassed but then someone yells with perfect comedic timing "アウト!" and everyone laughs as the camera pans up and the ED music starts

Might as well exit this mortal coil.

>> No.15050445

>>15049701
That's a guitar sempai

>> No.15050665

>>15049509
JET seems like a diceroll with so many applicants desu

>> No.15050809

>>15049963
OMG YES

>> No.15050910

please keep this junk in /a/

>> No.15050919

>>15050910
It's banned from /a/, sorry.

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15051169

She's real /jp/, look.

>> No.15051184

>>15051169
So that's where her plane crashed?

>> No.15051207

>>15051169
These fucking nips are fast.

>> No.15051215

>>15050919
Soooo, does that confirm that Ellen's going to be on the /jp/ roster? (and probably an instant gold player)

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>>15040713
What's up bandwagoning slut
So, you wanna go all the way and do porn now too?

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15051305

Did you forget about her already, /jp/?

>> No.15051322

>>15051305
The first reply will make you smile.

>> No.15051504

>>15051305
Ah--Mearii-saaaaaaan!

>> No.15051584

>>15050919
It's not
>>>/a/139846291

>> No.15051593

>>15035448
Do people still use doggy bag anymore? My mom sometimes uses it, but I have never heard anyone else use that term.

>> No.15051601

>>15034347
Who's Ms. Baker?

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>>15051601
she's my fiancee

>> No.15051767

>>15035448
>>15051593
I've literally never heard of the term doggy bag in my life and I'm a native English speaker. Aren't those just takeout boxes? Man, I pray these kids don't travel abroad and ask for doggy bags

>> No.15051847

>>15051767
I've heard it being used in TV shows, never irl though.

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>>15051169

Wait a second

Ms. Baker doesn't have a mole!

>> No.15052005

>>15051593
no now people just ask for a box to put it in.

>> No.15052050

>>15051593
It's a really archaic slang term at this point. "Takeout box" or just "box" would be a better term to teach for utility. The Japanese love using worn-out slang though, so it's probably fine.

>> No.15052073

>>15051767
We say doggy bag in new england.

>> No.15052149

I feel bad for all the young Japanese boys who end up lusting after white girls because of this.

>> No.15052167

>>15052073
I'm in North East PA and heard it many times so maybe it's just regional?

>> No.15052185

Ms. Baker during her free time likes to wear yoga pants, drink Starbucks fraps, wear Uggs, and text her boyfriend Chad on her new gold iPhone.

>> No.15052210

>>15051767
American here. Yeah, I've heard it but very rarely. Usually we just say "Can I have a box?"

>> No.15052213

>>15052167
Connecticut here, we say doggy bag.

>> No.15052241

>>15051767

Here they're called ESSENRESTEKONSERVIERUNGSCONTAINER ZUM WIEDERVERSCHLIESSEN

>> No.15052270

>>15052241
gesundheit

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>>15048857
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2016/04/08/as-fan-art-pops-up-for-anime-style-english-textbook-character-original-artist-asks-for-restraint/

> "and in an unusual case of a fictional character having to worry about her job security, a sufficiently negative reaction from parents and teachers could theoretically lead to Miss Baker being deemed no longer fit for the position of (fictional) English teacher and being removed from the next edition of the textbook."

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>>15052363
We killed her.

>> No.15052415

>>15052363
Wow. It's almost as if erotic pictures of assorted children's tv shows and movies did not exist. But in a way I kinda feel bad for her.

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>>15052415
>erotic pictures of assorted children's tv shows and movies
It's a school related thing, her purpose was to teach english, not to be a cumdumpster, so if you want to see baker in the next edition, the lewd drawings have to stop
Because when it reaches out to parents and teachers, the backlash would be horrifying and it would probably end in the court

>> No.15052442

It's a strange world we live in.

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>>15052432
Well that fucking does it. This world has officially gone to the shitter. And here I was thinking it was silly when earlier this week I learned that a primary school teacher was caught twerking in a far away beach and was fired from her job for it. But now even fictional characters have to worry about their fictional jobs because some kids whack off to them?

I really feel like the last sane man on Earth.

>> No.15052498

>>15052479
Take it easy, it's just a drawing.

>> No.15052510

>>15052498
That's what I am saying.

>> No.15052566

>>15052479
>>15052415
this actually isn't new, there's a difference when it becomes this overwhelming for a mascot character. hell, a US company had a cartoon mascot for insurance and she got pulled when the internet just got flooded with porn of her. this is worse because it's a children's character

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>> No.15052606

>>15052363
>having an actual English teacher proofread the lyrics would have been a good call
In other news, unofficial theme song renamed to Attack on English

>> No.15052610

proof that despite their hate for howaito piggu they still want that caucasian pussy real bad

>> No.15052637

>>15051169
>>15051207
http://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=ymdd00071/

It was out before this craze started, but I'll gladly watch this waito piggu get yellowed.

>> No.15052638

>>15052610
It is biologically impossible for men to be racists against attractive women of any race.

>> No.15052664

>>15052637
Those are some hilariously small penises.

>> No.15052669

>>15052149
>I feel bad for all the young Japanese boys who end up lusting after white girls because of this.
>implying
They will end up lusting after 2D girls.

>> No.15052678

>>15052566
>still believning the esurance memes
Jesus christ guys, it is well known that it was pulled because it wasn't pulling any money.
Stop believing everything you read on buzzfeed.

>> No.15052681

>>15052363
I can only imagine how much in value those textbooks will shoot up if they terminate Baker.

>> No.15052692

>>15052664
T-thanks.

>> No.15052696

>>15052363
So it's fucking nothing?
It's just the original artist telling people "hey guys, tone it down on the porn as parents wont like it and she may get replaced."
Something that we have known since day one.

>> No.15052774

>>15052696
>Something that we have known since day one.
Retards who think that because cartoon characters have porn of them it's okay don't seem to.

>> No.15053051

>>15052432
>the lewd drawings have to stop

no it's more of "we don't need 500 new images a day, it's a bit much"

>> No.15053056

>>15052638

no they can, but their boner will ignore said racism

>> No.15053116

>>15034690
why would you edit out the Red Sox part? it is cute that she is a baseball fan! I want to go to a game with Baker-sensei!

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You might think she's cute now, but she's all part of a fiendish plot to give horrible Boston accents to Japanese students. Just try not to throw up when she demands LOBSTAAAAAAH for dinner.

>> No.15053186

>>15053175

Only the Kennedys talk like that

>> No.15053211

>>15040010
I will beat you to death.

>> No.15053233

>>15053186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQU4bbPbr7w

>> No.15053285

>>15053175
I live in Boston and apparently have an accent so that doesn't bother me. She's way cuter than the women around here, that's for sure.

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>>15053186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-bbYH_akHg

>> No.15053320

>>15053285
Well 2d is superior.

>> No.15053326

>>15053296

Gorgeous.

>> No.15053386

>>15053175
>horrible Boston accents
I guess only Americans dislike that, I love it.

>> No.15053389

>>15053296
sex ed teachers don't teach half naked btw

>> No.15053412

>>15053296
>ignoring that the Quimby family is explicitly based on the Kennedys

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>>15034682
>No one is actually a red sox fan, it's just immigrants who have been brainwashed.

>> No.15053475

>>15053175
FOR SUPPER, I WOULD LIKE THE PARTY PLATTER

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Ms Baker is good, but will she help you GET IN to college?

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>>15053418

Shut the fuck up.

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15053555

>You will never be on a Red Sox Kiss Cam with Ellen Baker
>You will never have a shy, cute kiss with her in front of thousands

>> No.15053570

>millions of nips will grow up to be red sox fans because of ellen baker

How does this make you feel?

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15053578

I wonder how Mary's getting on with all this newfound attention for gaijin english teachers?

>> No.15053581

>>15053570

They'll just become Giants/Tigers fans in the end anyway

>> No.15053591

>>15053578
mary is an ugly weeb

ms baker is way cuter

>> No.15053605

>>15053578
She's ugly and doesn't live in Japan anymore anyway

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This is a my fav

>> No.15053623

>>15053570
Lots of Japanese people like the Red Sox anyway because they've traditionally employed a lot of Japanese pitchers, they were very popular when they had Matsuzaka and players like Ortiz are probably recognizable to them. That's probably why they were the team chosen for Ellen since it's an easily recognizable foreign team.

But like >>15053581 said they'll probably end up just rooting for the domestic teams.

>> No.15053692

>>15034682
Man, FUCK the Red Sox

>> No.15053810

>>15053285
I'm going to Boston in a week and 5 days for a major convention @ the BCEC. Any recommendations for food/restaurants?

>> No.15053904

>>15053591
>>15053605
>she's ugly
>therefore, her opinions don't matter

>> No.15053907

>>15053904
>she's 3d
>therefore, her opinions don't matter
I think that's what they were trying to say.

>> No.15054085

>>15053810
You driving? Go over the bridge to Kowloon in Saugus.

>> No.15054090

>>15049963
Fuck is this?

>> No.15054275

>>15053904
Why should I care about her opinions any more than literally every other person who teaches english there?

She left Japan and is now working on some stupid solo art project so literally who cares

>> No.15054565

I am going to marry Baker-sensei!

>> No.15054682

>>15052241
I think the technical term is TUPPERWARE

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>>15045206
Yuh!

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>>15049767
fixed

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>>15053175
it's ellen fucken BAHKAH

>> No.15056032

>>15054275
yeah but she drew a fun 4koma

>> No.15056151

>>15054275
>Why should I care about her opinions any more than literally every other person who teaches english there?
Because she's literally the only person I know that teaches english there.

>> No.15056266

>>15040713
Contacts for cosplay look so gross.
Also the wig is too light and looks like it's made of plastic.

>> No.15056323

>>15050135
Avdol edit where

>> No.15056334

>>15054085
Googled that, it looks pretty interesting for an asian joint.

Taking Amtrak from CNY, but I can probably either get an Uber or something. If not, I have friends who are gunna drive down, can probably get a ride over.

Thanks!

>> No.15056865

>>15056266
that's like, your opinion, man.

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>>15052363

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>>15056948

>> No.15058028

>>15057363
She really is

>> No.15058165

>>15036174
Because that's Prinz Eugen dressed as her.

>> No.15058188

>>15035417
That map really threw me off.

>> No.15058260

>>15058188
GRORIOUS NIHON~
CENTER OV DAH HORL WORLDO

>> No.15058387

Where can I actually buy the book? Which one has her in it?

>> No.15058436

>>15058028
>>15057363
I bet she masturbates to erotic novels. But only through panties.

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>>15053810
Like >>15054085 said the Kowloon is god tier. It's also worth checking out the Fenway area and the Back Bay, there are a ton of good places there. Hard to really recommend one or two specifically, if you're going to be there for 5 days then I'd encourage you to try things out.

Regina Pizza is also a nice place to chill, small as fuck but good pizza and cozy aesthetics, full of signed celebrity memorabilia too. Might be a line to get in unless you go in off hours though. Eagle's Deli is also a good rec, they do amazing burgers.

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>>15059823
Yeah I'm going for PAX. I'm going to try getting out around the city during the day on Sunday (outside of possibly Friday/Saturday Night).
Thanks both of you guys for the recommendations.

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>>15059900

>> No.15060148

http://ten.tokyo-shoseki.co.jp/text/chu/eigo/sample/files/tr-14.mp3

What the fuck, who voiced Miss Baker?

>>15058387
I don't think you can order directly on the publisher's website but some people on YAJ are taking advantage of the trend and are selling their books

http://page19.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/x442903649

>> No.15060324

>>15060148
It's also available in amazon apparently

http://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/4581052343/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_1?pf_rd_p=187205609&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=4755503086&pf_rd_m=AN1VRQENFRJN5&pf_rd_r=0AFCJV0PMPXBR73G4ZJ6

>> No.15060654

>>15037831
>>15048857

dic.pixiv.net/a/エレン・ベーカー#h2_4


Rough trans

For people drawing Ellen Baker in R-18, please do know that it is NOT RESTRICTED in any form what so ever but what you NEED to know before hand :

1-When posting anything related to NEW HORIZON in R-18 , please do not tag " NEW HORIZON" or any tags related to it to avoid 未成年者(underage) to accidentally browse up the R-18 illustrations.

As you may or may not know , NEW HORIZON is currently the Japan's National English textbook for middle school.

It is distributed to all middle school student. In the case a student tries to search for the book through the net , we would like to avoid them looking up R-18 contents.

2-When drawing R-18 content related to the characters in the book , please do know that should parents take actions against such development, the original artist for the book, Denchubou電柱棒 and the publisher of the book, 東京書籍 will be taken responsibility. ( Worst case scenario )

3-これは娯楽書ではなく、国の検定を受けて生徒に配布された教科書です。その点を考慮して下さい。

This is not a book for play , this is a book distributed as a national textbook. Please reconsider.

>> No.15060769

>>15037949
Already exists.

>> No.15060803

>>15060769
not untill i see evidence

>> No.15062436

>>15060654
I understand that its a rough translation. But i thought it had said that the R-18 arts of her were going to get banned or were people being faggots about it and are spreading misinfo? We can still draw her but we can't tag it as New horizon what do we tag it as? エレン・ベーカ or just 先生?

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