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There is a private military company consisting of Reimu, Marisa, and Alice who have been hired to kill you.

Wat do?

>> No.15036579

Sex em up

>> No.15036782

Nobody can beat the cock.

>> No.15036794

>>15036782

Yep. Nothing can beat the cock.

>> No.15036861

>>15036794
Not the cock.

>> No.15036873

I am Alice.

>> No.15036879

I am Senzuri Champion.

>> No.15036881

Hope they don't notice my check bounced.

>> No.15036902

>>15036399
This is a reminder that nips have only produced one good badass/guns/girls with guns anime which is black lagoon and the rest like jormungand or gangsta is autistic crap trying to imitate it.

>> No.15036910
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>>15036902
i baleef dat

>> No.15037114

>>15036902
Explain what was bad about Jormungand and Gangsta.

>> No.15037462
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>>15036399
[x] Genuflect

>> No.15037632

>>15036902
this is a reminder that unlike the us the rest of the world don't care about 'badass' phallic symbols that are guns

>> No.15038150

>>15037632
This is only reminder that shorties live in their own moe world. And we are not gonna see again titles like akira, mezzo forte, lain, gunslinger girl, eva etc.

>>15037114
Also this, black lagoon falls in the same cheap naive cartoons for kids category.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaQ94Mord9A

>> No.15038208
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>>15036399
Avoid all dolls. Avoid all mushrooms. Avoid all ofuda. Pray to Kanakp to send me a Sanny.

>> No.15038243

>>15036399
Die.

>> No.15038656

>>15036399
Offer to work the rest of my life as their hired muscle to pay for my life.

>> No.15038938

>>15038656
>hired muscle
You mean mobile vibrator?

>> No.15039325

>>15036399
Offer them a higher pay to have sex with me.

>> No.15039335

>>15038208
>kanakp
Never gets old.

>> No.15039474

>>15039325
brilliant

>> No.15039558

Designate Alice as a HVT and order Alpha and Bravo squads to isolate her from her squadmates with suppressive fire whilst Charlie squad, with the assistance of a scan uav flank Marisa and Reimu and steal their dogtags.

>>15039325
I'd rape Alice, seduce and have consensual sex with Marisa, and pay Reimu for emotionless sex.

>> No.15039609

>>15036399
tell them that their being rused and used since i have no real value

>> No.15039655
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>>15039609
Y-you have value, Anon!

>> No.15039720

>>15039655
no we do not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqT2uOa1-d0&nohtml5=False

my only hope is when i pass God gives me my waifu

>> No.15039756
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>>15039720
Zun does not simply give waifu's

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>>15039720
I swear watching this as a kid is what landed me here.
Wouldn't have it any other way.

>> No.15041677

>>15039720
this fucking song
god it's been so long
please let me die

>> No.15042222

>>15038150
>we are not gonna see again titles like akira, mezzo forte, lain, gunslinger girl, eva etc
good, those all suck

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