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14944476 No.14944476 [Reply] [Original]

Oh you poor outsider, come right in and we'll get you patched up.

>> No.14944485

Okay.

>> No.14944491

>>14944476
do not trust the nyan nyan!

>> No.14944493

sorry i must refuse your boobs are too small

>> No.14944537
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It's not like you are some kind of sexual predator that steal corpses from the cemetery to turn into jiangshi.

>> No.14944540

Seems legit

>> No.14944620

>>14944476
I CAST FIST

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>>14944540
Totally

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>> No.14944767
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I wouldn't trust her for anything more though I don't think she'd do anything to an outsider if they just stumbled across her.

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>> No.14946114
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Nyan nyan!

>> No.14946610
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>> No.14946622

>>14944476
B-But there's nothing wrong with me

>> No.14946876
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I'm going to get eaten, aren't I.

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>>14946876
I wouldn't worry about it.

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>>14946876
Naw, just turned into an undead slave robbed of all free will.

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>>14947145
I'd rather get eaten at that point.

>> No.14950222

>>14947145
Seiga-sama!, use my body as you please!

Even after my body has rotten away, please take good care of me!

>> No.14953420
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Ah, you don't really trust me, do you outsider?

>> No.14953527

>>14953420
Don't trust the nyan nyan.

>> No.14953590

>>14953420
No

>> No.14953901

>>14953420
Uh...I trust you with all my heart, Seiga!!
>glances to the side quickly
I promise that you can enslave me. It definitely won't be you who is MY slave! Hehe!

>> No.14957900
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I wouldn't trust Seiga farther than I can throw her.
Which wouldn't be very far at all because I'm probably too weak to even lift her.

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>>14944476
If you mean right in between those knickers then sure

>> No.14967484

>>14957900
I want to be sandwiched between those hermits

>> No.14967543
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14967543

Why hasn't this happened yet? She's just begging for it.

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>> No.14967598
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>>14967586
Yes, just like that.

>> No.14967601

Post that image. You know the one.

>> No.14967646

>>14967586
S-Seiga-san's arse end!

>> No.14967658

>>14967543
Sorry but I'm not into used good

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>> No.14968321

>>14967598
Here she can very clearly take her pin and cut herself out.

>> No.14969469
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>>14968321
That's true.

>> No.14969819

>>14967601
Which one?

>> No.14969845
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Really, what could she do to me other than shoo me away? She doesn't need more zombies with the dead poet and I suck the fun out of anything.

>> No.14969939

>>14969845
She can always use more zombies, even if their only purpose is to stand there and look cute until she comes up with a real reason to use them.

>> No.14969952
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>>14969939
Jokes on you, I'm not cute!

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>>14969845
Well, she could kill you. There's that.

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>>14969952
Maybe you would look cute as a zombie.

>> No.14970406

used goods, only good for a pump n' dump

>> No.14970420
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>>14970406
That's terrible, she might be Seiga, but still, please don't say something like that.

>> No.14970425

>>14970406
I think the only one getting pump'n dumped in that scenario is you

>> No.14970444

>>14969845
Seeing how she has a lot of enemies having a couple of clueless allies is a sound investment.

>> No.14970499

>>14970425
I'm ok with this.

>> No.14970515

>>14970499
Me too, I want to be used as a tool by the wicked heremit

>> No.14970883
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>>14970420
Why? She's not a good person, she doesn't deserve kindness.

>> No.14970899

>>14970883
She might be among the worst but she's still a girl.
Please don't disrespect the girls.

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>>14970899
Hell no. What kind of logic is that?

>> No.14971003

>>14970993
If your heart isn't big enough for all 160+ of the girls, you can't claim to like a single one of them.

>> No.14971009

>>14971003
Woah...

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>>14971003
See previous statement.

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>>14953420
I do!

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>>14971014
I hope you will one day find it in your heart to love all of them, and accept their flaws as a part of what they are.
Only then will you be able to appreciate them fully.

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I would let this lewd hermit take care of me.

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>> No.14972463
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>Cis still hasn't finished that Tojiko story

>> No.14972525

>>14969819
The one with the breasts and pale skin.

>> No.14973010
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>>14971074
I want to be this hermit's zombie slave/toy/guard/thing!

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>>14967543
>>14967586
>>14967598


I Humbly ask a drawfag to replicate this with Seiga and Futo as my skills are.... lacking.

>> No.14977036

>>14944476
Can you show me the way to the better hermit, please? Thanks.

>> No.14985913
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Auntie Seiga is cheering me on!

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>> No.14985990

>>14985913
>No skirt

>> No.14986021

>>14985987
What's she gonna do to Byakuren-sama?

>> No.14986098

>>14974031
Why would you put Seiga in your mouth? You have no idea where it's been.

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>>14985990
Fucking deal with it nerd.

>> No.14986143
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Auntie Seiga helps me with my sexual frustrations after a long day at work!

Life is great!

>> No.14990770

>>14970883
Seiga Nyan-Nyan deserves my love.

>> No.14998226

what does seiga want from trying to manipulate Miko anyway?

>> No.14998251
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>>14998226
It is just seiga's benevolent nature and good humor, no doubt.

>> No.15003909
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Seiga is a registered sex offender.

>> No.15004397
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>>15003909
Kidnapping with Seiga?

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>>15004397
I wanna nap and make kids with Seiga!

Can Tao liches make kids?

>> No.15004860

>>15004663
Just give her the fetus and she'll have everything she needs...

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>>14944476
its my mind thats broken not my body.

Do you have a cure?

>> No.15004936

>>14944835
>>14944787
Why do you post disgusting NTR?

>> No.15004939
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>> No.15004940

>>15004936
It's not cheating if he's dead.

>> No.15005144

>>14944476
Who's the most dangerous tofu for me, as an outsider, to come across?

>> No.15005188

>>14946114
You don't live Auntie Seiga if you aren't willing to have pictures like this as your phone wallpaper.

>> No.15005242

>>15005144
Everyone, because you're you.

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>>15005242
Damn, rude.

>> No.15005825

>>15005544
Someone already posted that picture dweeb

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>>15005825
Whoops. Seems I don't have much Seiga on hand to post.

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>>14944476
would seiga patch up this luckless rabblerouser?

>> No.15008165
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>>15007975
Of course! She's so nice, after all.

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Retard zombie noises

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>>15008518
what is wrong with her hands!?!?!

>> No.15014340

>>14944476
Honestly, if you didn't know her. You'd take her up on her offer.

>> No.15015044

>>14953527
shut the fuck up.

>> No.15015049

>>14990770
>nyan-nyan

remove yourself from existence

>> No.15015087

>>15014319
They're pointed towards you and folded down, baka

>> No.15017832

>>15014340
IT'S RUBIO!

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>>15017832
SEIGA 2016

>> No.15023516
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Ninety nine posts, so you were just shy after all.

>> No.15023542

I like my shrine maidens red, my ravens nuclear, and my hermits wicked.

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>>15023516
Yes indeed I was. I love you Auntie Seiga!

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>>15023542
I like my shrine maidens green, my ravens nuclear and my hermits horned.

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>> No.15023962

>>15023516
i-its not like i want to rest my head in your belly, hag!

>> No.15024098
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You're cute! Seiga is cute!

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>> No.15035289

Okay

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