/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14940769
Dis-approved.

Let me make a meme magic happen and say that Babymetal won't actually be at Colbert, and that like half the audience won't show up because of that

>>14940769
nigga pls

Karate sucks, why the fuck didn't they make the chorus heavier? There is no payoff in that song. Fuck!

>>14940816
MILKU
WHITO
MATURE

>>14940788
Let me make meme magic happen and say that terrorists will blow up Wembley. At least they'll go out with a bang. Better than dadrock desu.

>>14940781
>>14940807
>it's ok to use the most generic chant on 2 songs because they used sores and iines before
s m h t b h f a m

>>14940788
we are working on marippe twitaa, get on the line

>>14940855
Rude!

>>14940875
>5 seconds of aaahh on a band that aims to be metal
>20 whoas on karate
>1 entire song dedicate whoas
throw me those generic yos yos f a m

>>14940816
Because they already did the experimental "heavy" metal shit in their first album which already got them attention
Now they are only going to do a watered down poppier version of their music to pick up a wider music audience
It's the unfortunate way of things
You can blame the rich old people calling the shots at the top

>>14940907
>poppier version of their music

I wish. Their old stuff that wasn't straightforward metal like Akatsuki was more fun and more pop than current Kobarock

>14937215
It's funny.

I really like the bit where they go "オッス！"

>>14940938
That's my favourite part too.

>>14940937
oops. This post:
>>14937215

>>14940940
It's mean you know?

>>14940941
>Exaggerating. Each one is about 2-3 seconds and the last is almost 5 by itself. There are 6 of them.
what song?

>Exaggerating. 14.
Fair enough

>which makes sense because they want to sing with the fans
WITH ME

>>14940941
>which makes sense because they want to sing with the fans
We had plenty of parts in the other songs where we were singing with Babymetal but without stupid Woaaaahhhhs. For example, the parts in Uki Uki Midnight, Headbangya, etc. Those were all really fun and interesting, as tactics from the idol world was used along with a fusion of pop, techno, and metal in songs to insert sing-along parts.

Now all we got is some cheap woaaahhhs.

>>14940964
>For example, the parts in Uki Uki Midnight, Headbangya, etc. Those were all really fun and interesting
Those weren't trying to be legit or serious, they just were FUN and babymeta as fuck

>>14940769
approved

>>14940769
Approval status: Pending further review.

>>14940535

To be fair, in RoR´s case, it was because of DragonForce cancer, those fuckers overuse "Oh Oh" and °Wow wow wow° like no other band I have ever seen.

>>14941000
Do they? I only ever listened that one album that has Through the Fire and the Flames and don't recall a single oh/whoa.

It is a staple of top-40 American pop music and pop-punk as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDOTs9vP-QQ

Maybe that's the Something More American that we got

>>14941018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vJ2Ci0qu9Y

>>14941029
lmao is this actually being sold somewhere?

>>14941041
whoa

>>14940962
>>14940962
>Megitsune. Some fan you are.
Oh, I was talking about Iine. Go ahead, tell me that those aaahh are as relevant and noticeable as the sore, whoa or seiya.

>>14941078
There's more generic things on 1 new song than the entire first album

BM did that frog thing 1 time, shouldn't you drop them after that?

>Chigau
>fun

it's a song about how literally everything is wrong, and is still repetitive without the whoas

>>14941100
Tbh neobabymetal uses a live band, that's too generic for me

>crossposting between BMSG threads

This is new

>>14940907
this

>>14941104
How it's played matters. They're not playing it serious. It's lighthearted. This is the feeling the song evokes. Something like Su putting her shoes on the wrong feet. The dialogue is the lyrics to the song. It's funny and cute.

>>14941029

That's funny.

>>14941187
>the fun is on the lyrics
That's a bad idea imo

>>14941199
Not just the lyrics, but also how they're sung as well as the music. The song is played almost silly.

We did it /bmsg/, always right.

>Already trailed last year, the DragonForce collaboration Road To Resistance sets the maximalist tone with its Wagnerian power-metal dynamics, candy-coated vocals and epic Broadway show tune chorus. Magnificent.

>Maximum respect. Hard rock purists, take note: Babymetal’s multi-dimensional universe contains way more than is dreamt of in your narrow philosophy.

>Sometimes overwhelming, mostly exhilarating and occasionally jaw-dropping, Metal Resistance MAY WEL BE THE GREATEST ALBUM EVER MADE . 10/10? If I could I’d give it 11...

>>14941187
Paarararara rarara.

Any of them are alike.

Everybody says so,

but they are in some way a little different, aren't they?

A little different, I guess so after all.


[ Different. Different. ] What do you mean?

[ Different. Different. ] You say so, but...

[ Different. Different. ] I don't know.

They are in some way a little different.

etc.

>fun


>How it's played matters. They're not playing it serious.

They're playing it dadrock

>>14941218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOO5S4vxi0o

>>14941218
[screams externally]

>>14941223
"Dadrock" is code for "I know nothing about music and I'm just memeing lol."

>>14941235
dadrock is just a meme, but everyone from Koba to Koba's slaves in the western media have stopped calling it cute & fun metal and calling it "hard rock".


Hard rock, and ska for that matter, is a staple of dadrock

>>14941249
that can be read as memes are real

>>14941259
Mochiron da!

so... in 18 hours from the official release

>views 267.192
>likes 28.685
>dislikes 381

pretty good numbers

>>14941249
>and ska for that matter, is a staple of dadrock

>>14941284
>M.magic
I didn't notice the M the first time, fuck.

>>14940788
d-don't fuck with me pls
https://twitter.com/babymetalnews_/status/710923916311658497

>>14941235
>mfw never-ending image-free dadrock posting.

Also, SOYOMETAL when?

why we not invited?

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/RKG6NZMwN36

>>14941559
Who the fuck are these goobers?

>>14941474
>https://twitter.com/babymetalnews_/status/710923916311658497

Nah these faggots just misinformed. that writer probably did a little 2-3 minute research and saw that the info had been removed on REL website and assumed it been cancelled.


Dont worry Steven Colbert still a thing.

>>14941565
I don't know but they seem kinda awkward. Will be fun to see where this goes.

someone ask hinatafag to flash or put a shoe on her head.

>>14941559
someone post:
hinata=shit
awesomecake=pedo

>>14941559
>Joao Rebelo is JRfukei on instagram
How baka I didn't realize. He's on my list of suspected anons

never forget !

>>14941632
post more nene butt

>>14941635

>>14941658
Nice

>>14941635

Too afraid to say Shira a shit.

>>14941474
>>14941404
There's even an E senpai. We're one step closer to cracking the code.

>>14941567
That's not a bad assumption.

Especially when it hasn't been officially announced, neither by the bevimetas or by Colbert, with only like two weeks to go

>>14941559
>tfw konchiniwa is a gril

>>14941559
turning off when those plebs compared Suzuka and Rinon voice

>uhh im so sorry to interrupt but there's new sagaku feet on twiter
the madman

>>14941768
Oogayami duo when?

I hope the album is good.

>>14941874
Of course it won't be good. Fuck off and go jerk off to your mediocre dadrock somewhere else, Kobafag.

>>14941874
If you're up to date with all the leaks and even official releases, then you've already heard half of the album senpai. If you think that half is good then you're in luck

>>14941874
11/10 confimerd

>walk around in the mall
>this girl slaps your ass and gives you this look
What do?

>>14941941
start crying and go hide in the bathroom until the mall closes

>>14941941
Eye for eye, tooth for tooth

>>14941941
stick my ass out some more and give myself a slap as well, because she is obviously jealous of my donk that can't even be compared to her ironing board of a bum

>>14941874
You know the album is good because after hearing the leak it triggered dadrock fag so bad.
I've never seen him triggered this much. The Karate video pushed him over the edge. His whole life at the moment revolves around hating on them . Just look at how hurt the dadrock fag is, it's so funny. This has been pure entertainment these past few hours.

Can't wait till Bebimeta wins a grammy. Heh,


mfw dadrockfag is also mememagicfag idolfag and an ayamifag

>>14941789
who's feet???

>>14941968
>the dadrock fag
>implying that there's only one
>implying that we're not The One
>building this much of a strawman

Shouldn't I/we be a Moafag as well? and a redditor(s)?

Also I'm sorry that you enjoy Koba's dadrock music only out of ironic spite.

Nothing wrong if you genuinely enjoy Babymetal's new sound, but you're being all "lel" about it.

>Can't wait till Bebimeta wins a grammy.

But that would only prove me/us/them right. Metal bands that get nomiated and win Grammys are almost always the same Dadrock bands like Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Motorhead, Led Zeppelin, etc.

>>14941892
If you're going to troll and falseflag, be more subtle with it senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bwdY5895WE

>>14942002
Yes you are also both of those. Don't worry you haven't been forgotten HamburgerMaestro.

>>14941968
>>14942002
The Thrawn confirmed as the dadrockfag

>tfw your gifs get more reblogs than igomez

It's not a competition but I'm winning

>>14942022

CAN YOU BELIEVE IN ME AND THE ANIMATION?

Can we talk about how this dude is pretty much ruining the BabyMetal and Sakura Gakuin fan base?

>>14941767
tfw konchiniwa is a dyke

>>14942063
literally who

is that captaincakeface or whatever his name is? The 40-something year old redditor who got totally angry the other day?

>>14942063
>Can we talk about redditors?
No.

>>14942080

>>14942034
>moa throw your hands in the air like you just don't care.png

>>14942106
It's one I and two As btw

BITAA

>>14942114
I just grabbed the most recent post senpai

>>14941943
>mfw this is probably what everyone on this thread would do including me

>Su out of nowhere
>she slaps your ass too
I'd think I went insane and panic, eventually cry

>>14942030
Mirena's feet are cute :3

>>14942173
Is that a grey hair?

>>14942176
I just noticed that too. It looks like a grey hair. Maybe she is old lady in disguise

>>14942183
That would explain a lot.

>>14942141
why are you screencapping moaburger's posts senpai?

>>14942350
post more mori butt

>>14942350
Rinon and Ooga mirin

>>14942418
>>14942415
>>14942397
someone fix her hair please

Marin?

>>14942418
wow HD isn't a good thing for her

>>14942030
good lad

>Thank you @MusicChoice for helping us share our new video for “KARATE” with our U.S. fans. We’re really bummed the video made its way online early but your support is important to us!


I guess this is why Babymetal posted the video on Thursday night and didn't wait for MusicChoice to premiere it on Friday.


I bet KOBA probably knows missingreel by face by now.

Who do you guys think would win a fight between missingreel and koba?

>>14942002
>Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Motorhead, Led Zeppelin, etc.
Those bands range from good to great. If Babymetal is "dadrock" aka heavy metal like them, then they're in great company. Consider this. What you call dadrock isn't even bad, whether or not it applies to Babymetal. You just don't like heavy metal, even with modern twists and laced with J-pop. In my opinion.

>>14942558
>Who do you guys think would win a fight between missingreel and koba?

OTFGK

>>14942581
This is what I don't understand about dadrock fag. He keeps yelling dad rock but then he says he wants more fun songs like doki doki. I really think he is just a "BITAA" idolfag who hates metal and is mad that Koba doesn't let them do handshake and hug events.

>>14942581
>What you call dadrock isn't even bad
Kobafag would disagree with you considering how triggered he does get with dadposting

>>14942595
>muh idol boogeyman

>>14942608
>muh koba boogeyman

>>14942636
>its amuse fault

>Consisting of all-singing, all-dancing teenagers Suzuka Nakamoto (AKA Su-Metal), Moa Kikuchi (Moametal) and Yui Mizuno (Yuimetal), the band is totally manufactured, of course, put together by a mysterious producer called Kobametal, and they don't play any instruments – that falls to grizzled session musicians. But Babymetal have still been embraced by the metal community, and will play the Wembley SSE Arena Wembley on April 2, though you could argue that this enthusiasm stems from the novelty factor of metal/pop singers who combine tutus with battle wear.

>And the band certainly needs that battle wear in the new video for 'Karate', taken from upcoming album Metal Resistance, which is released on April 1. They have this mad kind of fight/dance-off with three ghostly figures and some kind of Samurai character while the aforementioned session musicians do very little to help in the background. Thanks for nothing, guys!


>mfw Koba retwetted this
>the absolutely skeleton

>>14942638

>>14942002
>Nothing wrong if you genuinely enjoy Babymetal's new sound
I genuinely enjoy all of Babymetal and I want to support them as much as I can. No lel here. Do you really believe there's nothing wrong with that?

>you come home and see your okusan (wife) tending to the vegetable garden in the front yard
>as you approach her, she tells you dinner will be ready soon and gives you a quick kiss (she's not just following the motions, she's happy to see you)
>you open the door and from behind the living room wall you see a pair of genki eyes peer at you and then gleam
>on your way to the kitchen to get a drink, ooga frantically waves hello at you, accidentally knocking over a tower of school supplies she had built on the table in the process.
>she always makes the house seem brighter
>megu, who had been absorbed in her homework with both earphones in, takes one out to scold ooga for interrupting her
>but having broken her focus she finally notices you're home, and she rushes over happily to show off her report card
>megu got all a's
>sasuga megu
>you grab a beer and take a refreshing sip and relish in your life-- none of this would have been possible had you not moved to japan

>>14942824
That's it, I'm moving to Japan right now.

>>14942581
>>14942595

Those bands are the pop version of metal senpai that's why they win the Normie awards and not other bands like Cannibal corpse or Mayhem

>>14942824
>megu is not your wife
s m h

>>14942824
One day, virtual reality will make this possible. One day...

>megu got all a's
I misread that as Megu got all ass.

Yuimato went mental on twitter saying he hates Koba now

Yuimato confirmed as the dadrockfag

BIG
FAT
SUs

>>14942867
Suits me just fine. I like those pop metal bands more than either of those.

If you go thru his tweeter feed it pretty much confirms he's dadrockfag.

Holy fucking plot twist. This like M.Night Shyamalan movie.

>>14942886
I'll save you some time on the detective work. These are all my posts this thread:
>>14942839
>>14940964
>>14942418
>>14942415
>>14942405
>>14942399
>>14942397
>>14942375
>>14942350
>>14942030
>>14940990
>>14940939

>>14942916
Judging by the poll results the opinions are split pretty evenly with regards to KARATE MV. I would rate the MV a 5/10, and the song a 7/10 if you're curious.

Finding out Yuimato is dadrockfag is like finding out you were adopted.

or like finding out that the cute girl across the bar you been lusting over is a ladyboy.

>>14942928
Only 12 posts? lame tbqh, though I'm delight with you good taste.

>>14942886
I don't know how many times I gotta repeat it senpai

There's more than just one guy who's disappointed with nubabymetal. Plus he's not even talking about the song or music, just the video

>>14942938
>implying yuimato, the thrawn, the huff guy and (you) are not the same guy

>>14942937
I told you I'm semi-retired desu. When my autism was in full form about 1/3 to 1/2 of the thread used to be me.

I disagree with Yuimato. I think Karate kicks tons of ass, but he's entitled to his opinion. Plus, I don't think he's one of the anons that's been obnoxious about it. I wouldn't pin him as "the dadrockfag."

>>14942971
That's cool man. All my non-/bmsg/ friends that I've shown it to love it. I guess it'll have to grow on me. This morning I saw the lyrics to the song in the MV's comments so when I tried singing along to Karate I ended up liking the song more than yesterday. Almost all BM songs had to grow on me, and some SG songs.

>>14942970
>When my autism was in full form about 1/3 to 1/2 of the thread used to be me.
how long ago?

>>14942979
I'll leave that to you to figure out on your own.

>>14942982
When when you know who got mad because of that picture?

>>14942994
Who?

>>14942867
>pop version of metal

>Black Sabbath
>Led Zeppelin
>Iron Maiden
>Motorhead
Those bands defined metal itself, baka.

24hs after and >400.000 views

>this is the end

>>14943017
How well did Road of Woahsistence do in its first 24 hours?

we are being noticed, put on your cool face

>>14943018

like >120.000 1st trailer

and >160.000 full SSA video

I can barely remember

>>14943014

>>14943051
is it good that I was never here to know this person?

>>14943051
When I post that pic that means I know who it is dummy. No need to enlighten the new blood, let old memories gather dust while we move on.

>>14943058
Shh, only lucid dreams now.

>>14943059
>spiderman=dramaqueen
ehh, maybe I'm not old enough.

To answer an anon's question from a few threads ago, my favourite nihonjin twitter is @ayami_family with @wrdkmc being an honourable mention.

>>14943173
>@ayami_family
Fuck that guy.

>>14943185
Yosh yosh, take these tomatoes. Everything is going to be daijoubu.

>>14943198
The salt is too real.

>>14942063
Yes feed me more my ego loves it

Sis. Anger has such a sick intro. I keep playing it again and again.

>>14943556
nocchifag has talent for sure.

>This is almost impossible not to like. C'mon...

>https://twitter.com/GingerWildheart/status/710941540999258113

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf8_56jlYNo

>Yuimetal (SO PURE)

>I personally really love the stars. From our hotel window in Switzerland we could had a very good view of the stars and I would spend a lot of time gazing at them. They were truly beautiful.

>Moametal (SO MOA)

>The World tour was quite a task but we are glad we did it-Death! Last year I was able to gain physical strength and stamina and I was so happy I was able to eat some many delicious foods.

>Su-Metal :3:3:3

> I really love the lyrics in ‘Amore-Aoihoshi’ of ‘this fate that continues to run on’ as it seems to hit home about the state of affairs we find ourselves in. To myself personally, Live shows are very close to the feeling of going into battle.


http://www.allthingsjapan.org/cddl-de-ta-interview-2016-march/

Why does so much Babymetal stuff happen in the UK?

It's one of the least receptive countries to foreign artists in Europe, partly because of the language thing and partly because it has a very strong music scene of its own. If you look at other idol groups and other non-english stuff they almost always prefer to perform in France or elsewhere in western Europe.

>>14943781

Su-metal

I think with this album that we have been able to express more freely our unique Babymetal form of Metal. I feel the range of our music has expanded on this album with cool songs as well as some cute ones.

Moametal

The album has a really rich feel to it. There are songs that even make me laugh when listen to them. The song, ‘META! MetaTarou’ is especially very comfortable to ears with a music that seems familiar to the listener.

–How about Yuimetal? What are your thoughts?

Yuimetal

Each song on the album has its own world view impressed into it and I feel that is very interesting. Also, I think when compared with the first album this one has more songs with lyrics that convey a message. Yuimetal tends to put emphasis on the lyrics when she listens to music so I hope that the meaning contained in the lyrics gets conveyed to the listener.

— I see.

Yuimetal

The lyrics to ‘Sis. Anger’ are pretty scary (laughs). There are many factors in the album that really get me motivated when I listen to it. The songs, ‘Road of Resistance’ and ‘The One’ really tie in to our current state of affairs and I hope that the listener will also be able to make it have relevance to their lives.

–What do you mean when you say it ties in with your situation?

Yuimetal

The feelings of pioneering a pathless road as in ‘Road of Resistance’ and of everyone coming together as a unified One in ‘The One’. Because we also have desire to make the world into one.

Sorry if this has been asked a million times but when is the Wembley gig likely to end? Last train back for me is 23:30 and the station is quite a way from the arena.

Moametal

>‘Karate’ is my favorite song. They say that Karate ‘Begins with a bow and ends with a bow’, right? That is something that I feel is essential for all of us in our lives. I also love the sense of the 3 of us fighting.

Yuimetal

>When we played ‘Road of Resistance’ and ‘Yaba!’ with the Kami band there were instances when the sound and the dance would link up perfectly. Those times feel so wonderful that I feel I could totally give myself up to them and everything would go totally smoothly. These two songs really grant one power.

Su-metal

>While we haven’t performed at a show yet, my favorite is ‘META! MetaTarou’. It is a song we can all sing together and the choreography is such that it makes one want to mimic the movements. I really look forward to seeing everyone’s reaction to this one. And then there is ‘No Rain, No Rainbow’ a ballad that was quite a task for me to sing 2 years ago but which I am now able to take on, I feel.

>— And there is the progressive metal song, ‘Tales of the Destinies’ which really blows things out of the water.

Su-metal

>That was really difficult to record. I have no confidence to perform it live. (Laughs) Most likely this one will continue to cause me hardships from here on out.

Moametal

>It is scary thinking of working on the choreography for that song.

>>14943541
get ur hand out of my face u fuckin bitch

>— The final song, ‘The One’ you performed for the first time suspended from a gondola at last December’s Yokohama Arena.

Moametal

>I am surprisingly not afraid of heights so I was not scared at all. Also, I was really moved by the fact that the fans began to sing along with us even though it was the first time to perform it. I thought if I looked down I would cry so I kept my eyes directed upward.

Su-metal

>I am sure that during the World Tour the fans will want to sing along and I am happy that since it is mostly in English this song fills that need.

Yuimetal

>I want to foster and develop this song in a manner similar with ‘Road of Resistance’. I hope that by the time we perform it at the Tokyo Dome that ‘The One’ will come across almost as a different song from the time we performed it at Yokohama Arena.

>— So this year you have the 2016 World Tour and it concludes with a performance at the Tokyo Dome.

Moametal

>The idea of playing at the Tokyo Dome has still not kicked in. I want to eat lots of delicious food again this year during the ‘World Tour 2016’ (Laughs).

Su-metal

>I hope we can show the results of our overseas training when we perform at the Tokyo Dome.

Yuimetal

>During the ‘World Tour 2016’ I hope we will grow and develop into a Babymetal that is matches with the stature of the Tokyo Dome.

>>14943963
It's probably a two hour show.

>>14944177
Plenty of time then probably, thanks.

Making chocolate truffles for Su :3

>>14943943
>I think with this album that we have been able to express more freely our unique Babymetal form of Metal. I feel the range of our music has expanded on this album with cool songs as well as some cute ones.
>There are songs that even make me laugh when listen to them.
B T F O

>>14944188

Gotta factor in starting late/getting out, but you should be good with 4.5 hours.

Dunno what I'm gonna do, when I went to Brixton I had a car, have to get a coach/train up from the south now.

>>14944235
T-that's white chocolate. Right?

>>14944253

Looks like gravy to me, anon.

>>14944253

Of course :3 they aren't finished yet but I have to let them set before I carry on

>>14943781
>‘this fate that continues to run on’ as it seems to hit home about the state of affairs we find ourselves in. To myself personally, Live shows are very close to the feeling of going into battle.

su confirmed not happy

actually... this cover looks pretty good to me

>>14944323
No. Just bery nerbous as usual. It's how she thinks of lives and gets herself pumped up.

>“Alright! The battle is about to begin. Everyone come along with us!” This is what I always say to myself to build myself up for a performance and that started with this World tour. Even ourselves have no idea what things will be like a year from now and so all we can do is continue to plow ahead. I really love the lyrics in ‘Amore-Aoihoshi’ of ‘this fate that continues to run on’ as it seems to hit home about the state of affairs we find ourselves in. To myself personally, Live shows are very close to the feeling of going into battle.

>you're waifu suddenly becomes a gravure idol

are you initially sad or happy?

>>14944376
Sad only if it's a last resort, before JAV that is. Happy if it makes her happy.

https://youtu.be/_1GOionxLes

Wow, when I first heard the leak I told you guys Meta Taro sounded badass. It's the song im most looking forward to listening . Now Su says its her favorite.

It's like we think alike. Su and I are destined for each other.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ypffe_sakura-gakuin-live-at-girlspedia_music

>>14944376
Happy at first but then sad after I'm done.
but I'll soon be happy again , then sad after im done again. It will just be an endless loop.

>>14944235

Not the neatest but I'm not exactly a professional :3

I hope Su likes them...

>>14944435
I think Moa will get to them before Su.

>>14944416
>that fat fox mask
kek

>>14944423

Having the same musical taste as someone isn't the same as having an everlasting spiritual connection anon. It is Su and I who have our joint fate written in the stars...

I am sorry if you are saddened by this, but know that I will look after her forever and give my everything to ensure her happiness :3

>>14944459
Maybe he could clone her. Would you be okay with that?

>>14944376
i would initially be pretty sad, then my inner opportunist would convince me that it's worth becoming a bit more jaded so i can enjoy it.

>>14944459
I've always liked Himetan better anyways.

>>14944461

No, there is only one Su and there should only be one. She is too perfect to ever repeat again... It would be a travesty against her...

>>14944455
Leave him alone. He's enjoying the show.

>>14944472

Some men prefer succubi, I prefer my angel...

>>14940769
MOA-METAL, WASH YOUR HANDS!!

>>14944461
Why clone when a.i. is just around the corner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK7Zu2ikXs4

Seriously, if they add a vagina on that thing I might never get married.

>tfw as genetic engineering and cloning become more advanced it will be a trivial matter to recreate you're waifu

>>14944483

>>14941223
どれでも同じだよ　みんなそう言うけれど
なんかちょっと違うよね　やっぱちょっと違うでしょ
（違う違う）って何よ
（違う違う）って言われても
（違う違う）って違う
（違う違う）違うのだ
なんかちょっとやっぱちょっと違う
（ヤバイ）気になっちゃったどうしよう　気になっちゃったどうしよう
あれどっち　これどっち　パーリラパーリラプー
（ヤバイ）気になっちゃったどうしよう　気になっちゃったどうしよう
あれどっち　これどっち　パーリラパーリラパーリラリラ　違うわー

あれも違うこれも違う　どれも違うこれも違う　あれも違うこれも違う　かなり違うかなり違う
あれも違うこれも違う　どれが違うこれが違う　あれも違うこれも違う　あー全部全部違う
IMO; Su wants to say "No matter which Babymetal is metal or not. It is not important.
Both this opinion and that opinions are also different. Different!"

>>14944561
"Babymetal is babymetal. Babymetal is jjust only one,"
Therefor we are the one
The meaning of Chigau is like that IMO

>>14943943
>The songs, ‘Road of Resistance’ and ‘The One’ really tie in to our current state of affairs and I hope that the listener will also be able to make it have relevance to their lives.
WHOATFO

>>14944481
>That filename
Top kek

Ehmm guys, I was busy on some other board, but now high season is over and I'm back and I missed "the leak" while I was there "the leak", where are some links?

>>14944730
here>>14931117

http://idol.dokusyu.net/mv/all

Now, 716,666
Less than several hours, Babymetal's new M Vid , Karate ,will reach one million views.
>>14944698 views
Awesome

>>14944770
>idol
#triggered

tfw Ayami changed her mindset because the idol world already have new overlords

>>14944698

dam
>>14900011

>>14944882
That legitimately makes me feel a little sick.

>>14944730
>I missed "the leak"
the audition one?

Rare Rau on Cia

>>14944245
Yeah was thinking that, but if it starts at 7:30 and runs for 2 hours then that still leaves 2 hours for me to get out of a packed hall and to the station. Should be enough leeway, if not I'll get an Uber to the hostel I usually stay at when I do London shit, they'll pretty much certainly have space. But yeah it has the potential to be tight if the worst comes to the worst.

>>14943015
Yeah and metal today or even 10 or 20 years ago sounds nothing like those bands.

Bands like The Clash and The Ramones and The Sex Pistols also helped define punk rock, but they're also Babby's First Band that they heard on Guitar Hero or a TV show or movie soundtrack or something.

>>14944882
senpai, no need to worry, pic related.

>>14945157
anorexic shadows
https://twitter.com/Xacur/status/710869082439098368

>>14944599
>I bet the girls like the new music
MEMEMAGIC'DTFO

>>14945190
>¿dónde quedó el resto de YUIMETAL?

La Suzana gorda comio todo.

>>14945209
>girls saying they like the new cowcash
no way

>>14945209
>Implying that

>>14943781
>>14943943
>>14944036
>>14944136

>aren't just 99.99% Koba's answers.

CANNIBAL CORPSE DEATH

>>14945216
esta anorexica nadie lo acepta .3.

>>14945225
>>aren't just 99.99% Koba's answers.
that may be too paranoic imo senpai, i can picture them liking the music at some degree though that doesn't mean much to the discussion since they also like Ariana, 1D, average idol music, and because they are not doing a technical analysis of the music, Moa literally said she likes to whoaax100 with the audience.

>>14945250
>that may be too paranoic imo senpai

I think that's the right amount of paranoia, going back to when Su was featured in was it Metal Hammer or Kerrang? They asked a few singers/musicians what their super-power would be and they all had their own answers and Su just said something like "I would be Karate-Woman! I would say 'Seiya!' and attack bad people with Karate! Please buy our new single!"

They're still idols being controlled by Koba and other suits.

At least with video interviews vs text interviews, it's at least possible to read their body language and facial expression to see if they're rehearsing answers or not.

>>14942558
> Who do you guys think would win a fight between missingreel and koba?

I'll take Kirby because he looks like a big meany.

Three are about to be permanently disappeared.

Time to start betting on the replacements.

>>14945309
Ok, please link some candidate profiles senpai.

>>14945267

Su has told me that some of the text only "interviews" are just fabricated by amuse and the girls are not consulted at all, so don't take them 100% seriously. In those cases it is literally an email from a suit saying "Su answered..." Blah blah

>>14945319
>Su has told me

Please go get medical and psychological help senpai, we all worry about you

>>14942802
>mfw all the complaining even though the new sound is very similar to the old sound.

>>14945224
>>14945225
Cannibal Corpse isn't reasonable. This is. Pretending this is equal to "hehehe errr yeah I like Cannibal Corpse" is flat out retarded. They gave reasons for liking it and they're all reasonable.

>>14945365
Yui has said multiple times that Cannibal Corpse is her favorite band, her favorite song of theirs is Make Them Suffer, and that she loves their style of headbanging. It's even in her wikipedia page.

>>14945407

>>14945407
>Some resistor added it to the Wikipedia page so it must be true

>>14945317
2ch transfer long-list:

Year 5
Kondo伶南 http://img.amuse.co.jp/artistfile/000579/profile/photo_01.jpg
Negishi Hime奈 http://img.amuse.co.jp/artistfile/000482/profile/photo_01.jpg

>>14945552
Year 6
Akai Sakimare http://img.amuse.co.jp/artistfile/000553/profile/photo_01.jpg
Yutomo Itoguchishin http://img.amuse.co.jp/artistfile/000520/profile/photo_01.jpg
Sakai Yoshiyume http://img.amuse.co.jp/artistfile/000374/profile/photo_01.jpg
Haruka Fujisawa http://img.amuse.co.jp/artistfile/000690/profile/photo_01.jpg
Masuda hum http://img.amuse.co.jp/artistfile/000521/profile/photo_01.jpg
MOEMOEMOE Mori ear http://img.amuse.co.jp/artistfile/000463/profile/photo_01.jpg

>>14945555
Year 1
Uemura Tomoyui http://img.amuse.co.jp/artistfile/000681/profile/photo_01.jpg
Hexi Yuishin http://img.amuse.co.jp/artistfile/000693/profile/photo_01.jpg
black嵜Nanako http://img.amuse.co.jp/artistfile/000668/profile/photo_01.jpg
Kunimoto Risa http://img.amuse.co.jp/artistfile/000697/profile/photo_01.jpg
Shintani Yuzumi http://img.amuse.co.jp/artistfile/000610/profile/photo_01.jpg
Fujimoto Hanami Hayashi love http://img.amuse.co.jp/artistfile/000696/profile/photo_01.jpg
Miura瑚capital http://img.amuse.co.jp/artistfile/000734/profile/photo_01.jpg
Miyata walnut http://img.amuse.co.jp/artistfile/000596/profile/photo_01.jpg

>>14945562
The ones in the images are my votes.

>>14945319
M E D S
E
D
S

>>14945552
>>14945555
>>14945562
I hope the transfers are warned about Megu's wandering hands.

>>14945450
>>14945471
I'm just repeating what she said herself senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-QKtciLFOY#t=12m16s

Would an idol be forced to lie about her personal taste in things like music, and whether she likes the music that is written for her?

>>14945680
Oh fuck holy shit hahahahaha

>>14945471
>resistor
that's a pretty good meme that you have there

>>14945574
Glad to see tops stick together.

http://najinsan.com/2016/03/18/babymetal-have-a-new-music-video/

It seems that dadrock is doing blogs now, his determination is admirable.

>>14944882
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>14945835
HE SAID THE S-WORD THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>14945358
u wot

even the paid reviewers have acknowledged how much more mature/sophisticated/serious/elevated/synonym it is. Even the band itself/koba have said that they have a new and different sound.

>>14945848
Koba confirmed as the dadrockfag

>>14945835
>dadrock

You probably should have read beyond the first paragraph fampai

>On the plus side Karate is a killer metal song; and it is a metal song through and through. BABYMETAL seem to be transitioning towards something quite formidable and it will be interesting to see what the new album brings to the table. Will it be ‘the best album ever made’ as some hyperbolic reviewers claim? Time will tell.

Next are you going to say that people who want a refund on the mystery bundle are also le father-rock?

>>14945835
>Hasn’t it been like two years since they’ve made something? I’m not counting Road Of Resistance. Just cos

>the choreography lacks fluidity and stutters and it’s all very serious

>Megitsune and Gimme Choco were great FUN and showcased the DAFTNESS of the band, but this all feels very dry and soulless and … forced

Did we created a real life person trough repetitive posting?

>>14945880
>>14945835

isn't that the u/alfiewhatever blog?

EDIT:

>Actually, I’ve watched it again and it, erm, kinda gets much better from the point I clicked off. Still not sure about the dancing though

>>14945959
>alfiewhatever
who?

>>14945913
We've tapped into the neural network of Za One, overseen by the omnipotent AI being known as Za Fox God, and are unplugging people from the matrix.

Also meme magic

>>14945968
redditor who was quite literally the only one there to be like "guys this video is kind of bad" and also writes for cuckington post

>>14945980
>quite literally the only one there to be like "guys this video is kind of bad"
I saw at least 3 accounts of the one and only dadrockfag people saying that

>>14945880
>>14945959
He edited the post after a bit, tho.

>>14945959
*gasp* what if dadrock is alfiewhatever

would you support your sagakufu joining babymetal? knowing that she would get some recognition and monies but also would be sent to the metallica cage?

>>14946064
i was thinking about this the other day. which 3 sagakus would enjoy being in babymetal the most.

i figured raura, airi and ayaka would, but i couldn't imagine much chemistry between them, so maybe ayami, airi and ayaka would be best.

>>14946064
No. No one deserves the metalica cage.

>>14944376
Joke's on you mine already does that :^)

7 THINGS WE LOVE ABOUT BABYMETAL’S NEW VIDEO – ‘KARATE’

http://mosh.hitthefloor.com/news/7-things-we-love-about-babymetals-new-video/

>DONNAY CLANCY
>Lover of cats and heavy music. Life goal: to become the fourth member of Babymetal.

>>14946141
Br00tal

>>14945913
>facebook meme page
>twitter filename

that's pretty meta

>>14946141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LofXZ0j3XtI

>>14946192
>funfags

>>14945751
You don't recognize the difference between what's plausible and what is not. They're teenage girls. They like the kind of pop music you loathe, not brvtal metal like Cannibal Corpse. And Moa was the one that "liked" them first, then it was Yui. They clearly like their own music because it's prettied up and poppy, not songs about cutting people's heads off and eating their innards.

>Yuimetal: The lyrics to ‘Sis. Anger’ are pretty scary (laughs).
This is the real Yui, the girl who was frightened by Catch Me If You Can, and gives a knowing smile when asked about Cannibal Corpse, and the girl who likes Ariana Grande, woah pop. She doesn't have to like Metallica or any other band in order to like their own music and be proud of what she does.

>>14946303
>those faces
kek
>oh shit we forgot about that one hahaha

>>14946192

>>14946303
I love pop music senpai. Whether it's idol/j-pop like Sakura Gakuin and Kyary Pamyu Pamyu or something more American like Justin Timberlake and Hannah Montana.

This new Babymetal is not pop. It's dadrock af with its whoa-oh whoa-oh whoa-ohs and not-too-heavy hard rock

>>14946363
>I don't like woah-oh
Then you don't like American pop. Stop lying for the sake of argument.

>>14946369
not all American pop is "whoa-oh" copypasta senpai, and there's even less in j-pop, stop trying to force dadrock onto me.

>>14946363
>Justin Timberlake
https://youtu.be/uEjEUvY0Kgw?t=1m34s

>>14946396

>>14946387
I'm not forcing the music onto you. I'm only making the case that Yui likes it.

>>14946396
congrats on finding the first result of "justin timberlake whoa" on google I guess.

This one's better though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ3slUz7Jo8

>>14946425
Look at you falling over yourself to defend Justin Timberlake's honor. You can't afford to give even that much of a shit about Babymetal. Sad.

>>14946421
>I'm only making the case that Yui likes it.

How?

>American pop sometime has whoa-ohs
>Yui likes American pop star Ariana grande
>Babymetal's dad rock is filled with whoa-ohs
>Therefore she loves this dad rock

she must also love Dragonforce then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vJ2Ci0qu9Y

Also

>I'm not forcing the music onto you.
>Then you don't like American pop
>pop music you loathe
>look at this one JT songs where he goes whoa for a second

>>14946444

honor? All I said was that I like his music as far American pop goes.

You're the one trying to nitpick one cherry-picked song to justify dadrock. Why not go digging for Hannah Montana "whoa-oh" songs now as well?

What about j-pop?

>>14946363
>Kyary Pamyu Pamyu
>American
>Justin Timberlake
>Hannah Montana.

Well. This explains a lot

>>14946447
>>14946473
You're hopeless.

https://youtu.be/Z3UxuOODwlI?t=1m4s

>>14946489
>this is supposed to sound like Karate or The One or Road of Resistance or any other song on the album

senpai pls

>>14946477
>posting a Moa for ants

also idgaf Hannah Montana is awesome, whoever it was at Disney who wrote her songs knew a thing or two about __fun__

>>14946363
>>14946396
>>14946444
>>14946477

I now understand better those comment about sucks Justin bieber's dick

>>14946477
I'm surprised that he doesn't like whoarock t b h

>>14946505
>b-b-but these are different woah-ohs
They're not. It's literally the same lyric in different musical contexts.

>>14946518
That was the point, anon pls.

you dont deserve full Moa/Yui

>>14946533
>grasping at the whoas

They're night-and-day completely different genres of music....

Why/how are you even trying to compare the two?

It's more comparable to Dragonforce than it is to Ariana Grande, because for one thing they actually wrote one of their songs. So idk why you keep bringing up Justin Timber lake and Ariana Grande like they actually mean anything.

>>14946489
Blown the fuck out goes without saying. Jesus.

>>14946554
>b-b-but they don't mean anything now that I've lost
You brought up Justin, you dip. Yeah. The genres are different, but the poppy lyric is the same.

>>14946573
>the poppy lyric

So Dragonforce is pop music now?

Yall dadposters have gone full retard. "whoa" isn't something that's exclusive to pop music.

>You brought up Justin

As a completely random example

>>14946560
Justin Timberlake = Dragonforce = Yui likes nuBabymetal ?

we logical leap now

>>14946588
Woah is done for the same reason regardless of genre. To fill the song with more vocals. You don't have to write lyrics for it and you can create an instantly catchy and hummable hit. It's the same thing. That doesn't mean it's a bad thing. It can sound good if you don't mind the simplicity of it.

So yeah. It's a poppy lyric.

>>14946615
>>14946615
>It's a poppy lyric

There's like four things wrong with that statement senpai.

"Poppy" is a type of flower, you meant to say "pop". "Lyric" in its singular form means a number of things, but not "lyrics".

"whoa" is not an exclusive part of pop lyrics, it predates pop music. Pop music itself is an amalgamation from other genres as well (pop-country, pop-country, pop-rock) and often it just means "popular" and isn't really a well-defined genre.


Anyways, that's all besides the point. The main point is kobarockers desperately trying to compare pop music to dadrock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcxN86BHlJ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZJPPOLBDcc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N05iTyFTIYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abJYXY3mPjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_I_6lZSCnU

This is not Ariana Grande-style music or lyrics. What planet do you live on?


It's just a vocalization. Like going "lalalalalala" or "hhmm-hhmm-hhmm".

su +18

>>14946654
>"Poppy" is a type of flower, you meant to say "pop"
>"Lyric" in its singular form means a number of things, but not "lyrics"
Please tell me this whole post is false flag/satire.

I said poppy. I didn't mean any specific or nonspecific pop-country/rock genre. I mean it in the these-are-the-lyrics-that-will-make-your-song-a-radio-hit kind of poppy.

Lalala and hmm vocalizations lyrics fall into the same camp as woah.

Most importantly, I noted that the musical contexts are different and you're telling me they're different. Good going, you really nailed it.

if hana is your waifu then you should tweet to her about the hulk winning 115 million

>>14945848
Yes, the sound is a bit more mature (a foregone conclusion considering the girls are older).

Yes, the sound is more focused (hard not to be considering the genre randomness on the first album).

That's about it though, given what I've heard (I haven't listened to the leak).

>>14946690
hahaha steamed

>>14946685
That's supposed to be Moa if I remember correctly.

Speaking of which... You don't suppose Moa has seen it, do you?

>>14943963
Travelling on the Midland Main Line from St Pancras by any chance? I had the same problem, last train at 23:30. Booked a hotel room in the end for £45, plus I have somewhere to leave my stuff before the show. Afterwards im going to find the greasiest burger joint in London as a tribute to my waifu.

>>14946690
>>14946722

>I said poppy

I know you did. That's not the word you're trying to say. Same with "lyric". I'm trying to help you out here since English isn't your first language.

> I mean it in the these-are-the-lyrics-that-will-make-your-song-a-radio-hit kind of poppy.

You think that "whoa" is what makes or breaks a pop hit? baka senpai

>I noted that the musical contexts are different

Well... so what then? Different music genres are different? Okay? What were you trying to say?

How does any of this relate to Metal Resistance not being dad rock, or that Yui or any of the girls love it?

It's just a leap of conclusion.
>Yui/Moa love pop music
>Pop music sometimes uses "whoa"
>Dadrock sometimes uses "whoa"
>therefore Dadrock is pop music
>therefore Babymetal loves dadrock

>>14946693
I did twit her about gawker getting btfo and trump 2016

>>14946693
>>14946860
>hulk hogan
>gawker

she has no idea what any of those things are senpai, Japanese puroresu is extremely isolated from American pro wrasslin'.

>>14946857
>still on about poppy and lyric
Your post goes in /trash/. You already know my points. For the sake of everyone's sanity, I'll let you feel like you won. You can even get the last word if you want. You're just being argumentative to be argumentative. Proof being the poppy thing.

>>14946892
Hulk Hogan was pretty popular in Japan back in the day. He even wrestled in NJPW which is the wrestling promotion Hana loves.

>>14946898
WHOA-OH-OH-OH

>>14946913
rude

>>14946906
Yeah but this was like 20-15 years before Hana was born. I guess if she's into retro puroresu she might have seen him in a highlight clip or two.

>grammar nazi fag is dadrockfag
keeps getting better and better

>>14946966
don't post hana

>>14946980
Hanaposters are the worst

>>14946991
he's not a hanaposter

>>14946966
*antidadrockfag

We're whoever you want us to be :3

>>14941540
Soyometal confirmed

>.". Our goal is to - with all due respect to the legacy of all the metallegands - create a new style of dadmetal, named Babymetal. We want to keep the spirit of Babymetal going as long as possible and pass it on to the next generation of Babymetal children.”

Also on the subject of media are they keep everything under tight control. Of our British colleague of Metal Hammer we got word that it doesn’t matter if you do an email- or face-to-face interview. Questions the band doesn’t like are simply ignored or answered vaguely on purpose with “only The Fox God knows”. Producer Key keeps a close watch on the girls during interviews and interrupts when necessary. To keep as much control as possible on his Babymetal idea. During shows the band does not have verbal interaction with the audience

shitposting goal reached
congrats

>>14947051

>During shows the band does not have verbal interaction with the audience

I wonder if BOH had to go sit in the Metallica cage for a few hours after that girl flashed him at the Austria/France show.

>An album that musically is a lot more diverse than the last one. Practically all popular metal genres are being used in the thirteen tracks. Which goes from rapid DragonForce-speed metal, via heavy Slipknot/Korn-grooves to pagan/folk, a faultless Dream Theater spectacle and even a Within Temptation-like song

>An album that musically is a lot more diverse than the last one
>Practically all popular metal genres are being used in the thirteen tracks
wew f4m that's a lot of diversity, for a uni-genre band maybe

>all this whoaposting

There's nothing inherently wrong with whoas in lyrics and music.

It's like using salt or cinnamon or garlic or some other spice when making food. Use a bit of it and it turns something good into something even better. Overdo it and it ruins it, having whoas in every song and having 15 whoas in a song is like getting a mouthful of salt. Less is more.

>>14947124
RoR is a cinnamon cake tbqh

>>14947136
Yeah pretty much, I mean I enjoy and like it but they were pretty heavy-handed with the cinnamon.

But then Karate is cinnamon bread. I had quite enough cinnamon from that one cake.

I'm re-listening to No Rain No Rainbow again and even if it's just another rock song at least there's no whoas in it.

>>14947110
I thought the album was supposed to be more focused?

>>14947160
>No Rain No Rainbow

Speaking of which

https://twitter.com/BassistBOH/status/711371125280780288

Kamis finally getting featured on the studio album?

>>14947160
More focused on 1 side I guess

>>14947124
>>14947136
>>14947160
RoR doesn't overdo it unless you're talking about the live version.