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My mom's HOT dude

>> No.14914537

>>14914513
What sort of hot do you mean?

>> No.14914553
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>>14914537
All three

>> No.14914605

nice

>> No.14914661
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Your mom is my wife, dude.

>> No.14914680

>>14914661
Dad?

>> No.14914695

How does /jp/ have so many hot moms?

>> No.14914699

>>14914680
I'm going to make lots of little sisters and brothers for you with mom.

>> No.14914708
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>>14914695

Pick a mom.

>> No.14914729
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>>14914708

>> No.14914750

>>14914680
That's your mom's husband.

>> No.14914756
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>> No.14914772

>>14914513
>mom's HOT dude
Your mom's "hot dude?"
Her boyfriend?

>> No.14914793

>>14914772
>'
Mom IS hot dude. That's how contractions work, right? What you're saying would be 'Moms', right?

>> No.14914795

My mom's a HOT dude.

Wait...

>> No.14914802
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>>14914772
OP was clearly calling you a dude, dude. And if (and I'm not saying she does) Byakuren had a boyfriend it would be Miko

>> No.14914820

>>14914708

>> No.14914825

>>14914756
>doremy
How did this happen?

>> No.14914833

>>14914708

I love this image and I can't explain why.

This picking a mom business is very hard, each of them would have their own way of loving you.

>> No.14914936

>>14914793
No. 's is both a contraction for "is" and the possessive singular. "my dog's balls" are the balls belonging to my dog.

s' is a plural.(of a single noun made into a plural) "My moms' hot dude" would be a hot dude belonging to both your moms, sort of like Yuuno with Nanoha and Fate if you were Vivio.

"My mom's hot, dude" is what should have been written, separating dude from hot by means of an implied gap in speech via a comma.

>> No.14914940

>>14914680
My wife's son?

>> No.14914943

>>14914793
Apostrophes are weird. They are used to show contractions like "My mom is hot dude" but they are also used in the same way to show possession: "My mom's hot dude"

>> No.14914950

>>14914750
I aint no cuck, chef

>> No.14914954

>>14914708
Yuugi is a mom? I always thought of her as that spunky 19 year old down the street that likes to mess with you

>> No.14914974
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>>14914954

Yuugi can be a mom or one of those chicks from a "Big brother big sister" program who hangs out with little autists and teaches them BJJ and whatnot.

>> No.14914990

>>14914936
>>14914943
t-thanks dudes

>> No.14915712

>>14914974
I'd love to pop a boner in Yuugi's face while she's using me to demonstrate some wrestling move.

>> No.14915894

>>14914940
stop this right now

>> No.14916054
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14916054

I want to use Mom's cleavage as my own personal onahole!

>> No.14916301

ITT: motherfuckers

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>>14916054

>> No.14916707

>>14916697
SQUASH THE BUG

>> No.14916729
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14916729

>>14916697

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Your mom is sexual, dude.

>> No.14926136

>>14916697
>>14916729
Mom would never use her powers for evil!

>> No.14927100

>>14926136
It's not evil, it's teasing. I'd gladly take their place.

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>> No.14935269
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14935269

Your mom's a bad influence!

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>>14914708
How about a wife?

>> No.14937524
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mommy

>> No.14937565

>>14935269
Is this game really not porn?

>> No.14937575

>>14914756
Seiga is a refined lady and is NOT into adult baby play!!

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>>14935458
nice sample

>> No.14937684

>>14937670
That looks like one of those mirrored HAAH WAAW images

>> No.14937709

>>14937684
>not knowing it's called unitinu

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>>14937684
MOOOOM

>> No.14937731

>>14916054
I want mom to slurp my fresh cum off her tits!

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>>14937684
It's not far off.

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>> No.14939927

>>14939853
Don't do it, Mom!

>> No.14940616
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14940616

Is Hecatia a momhu?

>> No.14940730

I want to cum inside mom!

>> No.14946699

>>14940616
She's too teenager-y, like Reimu

>> No.14949836

Hey there fellow Mazacons. I did some ecchi drawings of my mom (the real one).

[Too NSFW for the janny.]

http://imgur.com/WqgTJcy

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>>14949836
And here I drew my mom trying to surprise me cosplaying as Ran but I walked in too soon.

She has big boobs. I love my mommy very much.

>> No.14949872

>>14939853
Source?
I want to see more Yukari bullying and corrupting Byakuren.

>> No.14949874

>>14946699
You can be a teenage mom, it happens all the time!

>> No.14950032

>>14949836
>>14949845
w-woah...

>> No.14950103

>>14946699
Can she be an oneehu?

>> No.14950180

>>14949836
>>14949845
When are you gonna fuck her already

>> No.14950201

>>14949836
Is your mom that pretty?

I want to see videos of you pumping your hot cum inside her.

>> No.14950204

>>14950180
I don't think she is ready to accept my feelings yet. The most I have done is licking her down there when she passed out drunk.

>> No.14950224

>>14950201
Incest is a crime so I don't think I would ever film it.

>> No.14950226

>>14950204
Just do it you puss-puss

>> No.14950301

>>14950224
if you go onto xvideos you can see tons of videos of people fucking their moms and sisters, you won't get in trouble for it

>> No.14950458

>>14914974
What the hell is BJJ
Blow Job Job?

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I will leave this here.

>> No.14950674

>>14916301
I'd your mom any day of the week dude

>> No.14950809

>>14950204
Story time?

>> No.14950848

>>14950301

Those are fake. Faker than the 'cum' that slides out of AV sluts after a so-called nakadashi.

>> No.14950909

>>14950848
Not all of them are fake, there are legitimate amateur incest videos that were recorded off of someone's iPhone or whatever

>> No.14950918

>>14949872
I'm not the anon who posted the screenshot but the doujin is Onsen de Boin-Boin Aneki-Tachi ni Bokki wo Misetsukeru Hon. Buddhist doesn't get corrupt but she is bullied.

>> No.14951052

>>14950809
She passed out from drinking to much. I walked into her room and tried moving her and waking her up to no avail.

By this point my penis was already hard. I pulled her bikini down (this was during summer vacation). It was too dark to see well so I just fondled her. I trying putting a finger in and it was really warm and wet. My heart started beating faster. I felt like I was going to faint.

I convinced myself that it was now or never. I went down and started licking her. The smell was kind of nasty at first, but it made me go crazy horny and then it just was nauseatingly pleasant. I started just with the tip of my tongue, testing to see if she would wake up. But she didn't. 5 minutes later I was trying to reach as deep as I could. My heart was beating even faster. My mind was blank and I was shaking.

So I pulled out my ochinchin and placed it near the entrance. I could feel her heat. My knees were shaking. But at this moment the mumbled something. I was so shaken up that my vision went blank and I fell to the floor. I had never been so scared in my life. I decided that it was too risky to I halfassedy pulled her bikini back and returned to my room.

>> No.14951622

>>14950458

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVov2TEYJ8k

>> No.14951789

>>14951052
>not going ballsdeep and blaming it on the alcohol

>> No.14952174

>>14951052
Like I said
JUST
DO IT

>> No.14954202

>>14914513
Is this a milf waifu thread?

>> No.14956162

>>14954202
It's a mommy thread son

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>>14951052
>>14950204
I came here for this, but I didn't expect this.

>> No.14956228

>>14956218
for things*

>> No.14963888

Mom

>> No.14967675

>>14951052
Life is too short for you to not fuck your mom.

>> No.14967890

>>14950909
Are you going to make a claim like that and not provide any proof?

>> No.14968178

>>14967890

Yeah seriously

>> No.14968211
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14968211

>>14950909
SUCH AS?

>> No.14969364

>>14967890
>>14968178
>>14968211
Step 1. Search "mother" "incest" "taboo" or all three
Step 2. Look for a thumbnail that looks like the video was recorded in a dark room or something

>> No.14970749

>>14969364

That doesn't really guarantee anything, plenty of videos I find like that are just videos found elsewhere but with a different title.

>> No.14970790

>>14970749
I'll just upload my own then....................

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>>14951052
Fucking don't put it in my mom, you sicko! Only I can do that!

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>>14914513
Yo man, your mom is super cute.
I'm gonna hold her hand, dude.

>> No.14980817

>>14978861
dad please come back to us we miss you

>> No.14981046
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14981046

Is chichi miko worth reading?

>> No.14982367

>>14981046
well I know I liked it, but BE, lactation, and stupidly large tits are my main fetishes so that was kind of a given

>> No.14982806

>>14980817
Yeah sorry bud. Turns out cigarettes aren't in gensokyo. I'll be a few more years.

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>> No.14991527

>>14991361
I swear I wasn't peeping, mom! Now please get off me.

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>>14991527
Why would you want Hijirin to stop stepping on you
What're you, GAY? Some type of FAGGOT, perhaps?

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14992774

My mom is wearing nice pantsu. She's showing them often.

>> No.14992794

>>14992774
I'm gonna perform a mating press against your mom, bucko.

>> No.14992823
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14992823

>>14992794

>> No.14992830

>>14992774
What a slut

>> No.14992840

>>14992823
She's too good for me. Too pure.

>> No.14992841
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14992841

She just want to snuggle.

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>> No.14992861
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Mama is staying fit.

>> No.14992880

>>14992830
She isn't a slut

>> No.14992890

>>14914729
Is this from an Anime? if so I would like to know which one.. Thanks

>> No.14994655

Why moms always have big boobs and tall body, how about loli mother or pettan mother?

>> No.14994685

>>14992841
Mom, what's that in your hand?

>> No.14994696

>>14994685
That's onahole

>> No.14996965

>>14994655
lolis are literally incapable of giving birth due to the fact that they're barely any bigger than the baby inside of them

>> No.14999970

>>14996965
What about becoming a loli after birth?

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I want my mom to take care of my morning wood!

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>>14914513
All that guy ever does is draw Namusan.
I mean God damn but what the hell.

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>> No.15000490
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>>15000472
Investing in Buddhism is an investment into the future.

Also, is the source explicit?

>> No.15000509

>>15000490
http://exhentai.org/g/699054/32beef0b3a/
Have fun. I quite liked the Kokoro one done by this group.

>> No.15000522
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Mom isn't for fucking! Mom is for loving.

>> No.15000605
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>>15000509
Thank you kindly, that was absolutely delightful.
Though I do feel a bit of pity for the Crown Prince.

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>>15000509
I've only known Fuantei from their "X ME" doujinshi, but this Furari person is a H-Artist, right?

>> No.15000792

>>15000781
Well some of his works are H, but I bet doesn't just make that.

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>>15000522
Uh, she's for both idiot

>> No.15002225

>>15002058
Let me see Kyouko's hair!

>> No.15002541

>>15002225
Since she's a yamabiko, she naturally grows a lot of hair down there, and she's very embarrassed about it.

>> No.15005388

>>15002541
She needs to be taken to the groomers!

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>>15000605
Papa and mama had cute babies.

>> No.15005888

>>15005388
Grooming the yamabiko together with /jp/sies!

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