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[SPOILER] No.1481344[SPOILER]  [Reply] [Original]

Wow... so this is a yandere ?
You know /jp/, I've played a good number of VN and I've seen a pair of characters that I classified as yandere, but I was seriously wrong, this is the real thing.
And I finally see why there are so few of them, they're scary, if you play the standard archetype of the Moe, Tsundere, etc you pretty much know already what to expect, but here it's different, there is that feeling of anxiety and oppression... man, only a VN character could stand to those things, in real life you'd be shitting yourself.

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>>1481386
Agreed.

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>>1481377
>>1481385
>>1481390
You guys don't think large enough.

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>>1481428
I got something better

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>>1481344

Yandere love is the purest love

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>>1481476
>The yandere is not a planner, and is, in fact, quite shallow

Not always true!

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>>1481499
>because of the overwhelming evil aura they emit. It will lock you up, raise your fear, and make you want to escape.

Get some integrity (or completely lose it YOURSELF) and beat her ass into place, then.

However this example isn't that great as the Yandere in question was a capable fighter with a HATCHET and not just a little girl with a teensy pocket/kitchen knife so yeah don't fight against the skilled ones you will be raped.

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>>1481519

Anyone else think that this is a really weird lookin' hatchet?
Aren't hatchets supposed to be like... tiny axes, or something?
This is a cleaver.

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>>1481538

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>>1481552

No, she'll finish the job.

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>>1481476
>The yandere is not a planner

Oh?

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>>1481558

But Rena actually LIKES Keiichi!
But yeah I suppose her crazies weren't borne out of love.
Just paranoia, stress, and little bugs whispering "KIIIIIIILL" in her brain.
According to Takano at least.

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>>1481552
>Just thought of something:
>Let's say a yandere brutally attacks you and leaves you pretty beaten and in hospital.
>Will she realize what she did and go SUPER DERE on you?

She wouldn't bring you to a hospital.
She'd take you home and take care of you there.

And she is always "super dere." Even when she's hurting you she's deredere.

Especially when she's hurting you.

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>>1481624

>> No.1481355

Around yanderes, always have your 9mm ready.

>> No.1481377

9mm? Be a man,get a pistol chambered for a round with real stopping power.

>> No.1481385

>>1481377
How about a .44 magnum colt anaconda?

>> No.1481386

You guys are being too generous.
Call the SWAT team.

>> No.1481390

>>1481377

.32acp if you want to watch them suffer.

>> No.1481398

>only a VN character could stand to those things, in real life you'd be shitting yourself.

Really? I always find it really annoying when a character is pissing himself because a schoolgirl is threatening him with a knife or general violence. Just pick up a chair/umbrella/log/another knife/anything and beat the shit out of her. It's a little girl, how strong could she really be?

in b4 being accused of being an internet tough guy

>> No.1481399

You need at least .50 bmg to stop a yandere.

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>>1481722
Aww, damn.

>> No.1481423

Ratatatatatata

>> No.1481428

>>1481402
Not enough firepower. Call a baneblade.

>> No.1481429

>>1481398
Yeah man, I'd dropkick the bitch.

>> No.1481445

>>1481398
I don't think it's that simple.
What if she drug, chain or incapacitate you ?
Most of the times they look normal, only to get crazy for some random reason, you'd find yourself risking your life without even realizing what is going on.

>> No.1481456

>>1481398
The fact that she's holding a knife isn't what's scary about a yandere. What's scary about a yandere is why she's holding a knife.

>> No.1481457

>>1481398
>schoolgirl is threatening him with a knife
>how strong could she really be?
With a knife, you have to be afraid of speed. If you're 20 or over, chances are that your neurons have lost some of the edge they had when you were 13. You HAVE to get the knife away from her FIRST. If you do that, then yeah, just shover her over.

>> No.1481463

>>1481445
>>1481456

Fight back first, ask questions later.

>> No.1481472

>>1481453

I'm trying to think an argument for that but can't

>> No.1481475

>>1481449
Call an Imperator at least!
No wait. Request a few magna melta and some virus bombs too. One can never be too sure.

>> No.1481476

>>1481344

God job, anon, you understand now the beuty of a yandere because you've finally got to experience one. A yandere is simply this: a character who is mentally ill but hides this under a facade. Not emo, not violent -- but broken and distorted. Powerful urges and desires, wierd quirks, and psychotic episodes during times of stress.

The yandere is not a planner, and is, in fact, quite shallow -- she relies on an uncanny instinct for weakness. The yandere is not a strong fighter, but she posses an overwhelmingly oppressive/threatening aura that pressures others psychologically.

She will torerate your male friends and family to a limited degree, but she can't stand female friends or relatives.

>> No.1481478

>>1481475
>One can never be too sure.

Just nuke her from orbit then.

>> No.1481479

>>1481453
Love sure can be scary.

>> No.1481486

>>1481475
Sounds overkill. She's a mildly crazed girl with a knife, after all.

>> No.1481492

The scariest part is that an unnerving amount of women(and some men) in real life are actually like this, only with less moe. People force themselves into abusive relationships because they can't stand to leave.

Love makes people do crazier things than what you see in VNs. Don't fall in love, /jp/.

>> No.1481499

>>1481486
Yanderes are strong not because of the knife, but because of the overwhelming evil aura they emit. It will lock you up, raise your fear, and make you want to escape.

Those sensative to pressence or aura will feel ill-at-ease around a yandere even when they were in dere mode.

>> No.1481511

Having yanderes in WH40k is flawed at it's core. Think about it. Any imperial citizen that started feeling like this would immediately seek out the nearest psyker for help. Why disarm or even injure the poor girl when you can make her a perfectly normal person before she even thought about grabbing the knife?

>> No.1481517

>>1481344
Sauce?

I fucking can't remember that this is called. ;_;

>> No.1481518

>>1481344

I, in fact, really do love yanderes. Yoppi is only moe because she's messed up under her facade.

>> No.1481522

A yandere hides under your bed at night, comes out when you leave the next morning to lick your pillow, masterbate in your bed, and then check your answering machine for evidence of other girls tryign to steal you from her.

>> No.1481532

>>1481517
Tsuyokiss

>> No.1481533

>>1481517
Tsuyokiss

>> No.1481534

Why does /jp/ love people that are messed up inside?

>> No.1481538

>>1481355>>1481377
You know, for a moment there I misread that as 9cm and thought you were talking about penises.

>> No.1481539

>>1481535

It's a billhook.

>> No.1481546

>>1481535
Because it's not a fucking hatchet or a cleaver!

>> No.1481552

Just thought of something:
Let's say a yandere brutally attacks you and leaves you pretty beaten and in hospital.
Will she realize what she did and go SUPER DERE on you?

>> No.1481554

>>1481533
>>1481532
Thanks!

>> No.1481556

>>1481499
>Those sensative to pressence or aura

If your sensative to a persons "aura" then you are the one who is crazy.

>> No.1481558

I don't think Rena and other psychotic characters, are yandere, they're just crazy for some reason or another.
Yandere it's not only violence, it's violence centered around the person of their obsessive "love".
They will treat kindly anyone that it's not a threat to their happy world, but crush anything that they think endanger it.
Yukki from Mirai Nikki, for example, is a real yandere.

>> No.1481560

>>1481511
>Having yanderes in WH40k is flawed at it's core. Think about it. Any imperial citizen that started feeling like this would immediately seek out the nearest psyker for help. Why disarm or even injure the poor girl when you can make her a perfectly normal person before she even thought about grabbing the knife?

You... you aren't actually familiar with 40k lore beyond Dawn of War are you?

Protip: The Psykers ARE the Yanderes in 40k.

There are massive galactic organizations wholly devoted to rooting them out and burning them at stakes. Only a fraction of these psykers are ever sanctioned by the relevant authorities, a procedure that involves electroshock therapy, invasive surgery and psychological conditioning. They are twitchy and schizotypal at best, a conduit into a lovecraftian other realm where beings comprised out of manifest hatred reside at worst.

>> No.1481561

>>1481499
>the overwhelming evil aura they emit. It will lock you up, raise your fear, and make you want to escape.
It is like fear of spiders. One mans up and fights back.

>> No.1481573

>>1481534
Is this a serious question?

>> No.1481574

>>1481560
>You... you aren't actually familiar with 40k lore beyond Dawn of War are you?
Not who you are replying to, but that happens with Warp Beasts and certain units in Soulstorm.
When the WB lose morale or a certain DE ability hits enemy units, they will start attacking at each other.

>> No.1481579

>>1481552

Actually, no. A yandere would not find any fault at all in either of you and simply treat your injuries like you had got them falling down the stairs or something.

>> No.1481582

>>1481569
Kohaku it's not yandere, she's damaged good + madness.

>> No.1481590

>>1481564

This was a vivid hallucination on the part of K1 that brought on heart-failure. Shion really did go megadere mid-fall after going crazy, but died before she was able to show it to anyone.

>> No.1481592

>>1481579
Even if you remind her she was the one who beat you up?

>> No.1481598

>>1481579
She would know what she did and she might go super dere, but she's not sorry for what she's done and she'd do it again.

>> No.1481600

Rena is yangire.

>> No.1481613

>>1481535
I don't know what this is from but I like it.
Source?

>> No.1481616

>>1481592

[blank look and then an empty smile] "Don't be silly, sweetheart, how could little me do that to you?"

"You damn well did!!"

[vacant smile slowsly collpases and her eyes cloud over] "What are you saying, my love? Do you hate me?"

That's about standard for a yandere thought process.

>> No.1481624

>>1481604
>She wouldn't bring you to a hospital. She'd take you home and take care of you there.
Sounds like a death sentence to me

>> No.1481628

A yandere would break your spine and happily take care of you while your paralized for the rest of her life.
Sadly that's the only ideal situation for a person like that.

>> No.1481631

The torrent needs more seeds, only 1 dude is seeding.

>> No.1481632

I realized a while ago that when I was younger and normalfaggier I had a girlfriend who was pretty much as close as you get yandere (or as we call it in reality, fucking crazy). She acted normal and cheerful most of the time but she was really clingy and didn't want me to be around anyone but her. So far, not to unusual, but she got really mad occasionally when there was no one else about, she threatened me (quite seriously, she wasn't meant it) with sharp things at various times, and once she set her mother's dog on me, which was scariest of all because it was a big evil fucker and I think it would really have attacked me - I kicked a chair at it and ran out the back door and shut it in.

When I broke up with her, which didn't take too long, she basically stalked me for a while, then backed off, but for a good couple of years I'd get calls or sometimes visits from her and I always felt like she was there in my life, not close but not too far. She got in a really bad relationship with this abusive prick eventually and I never had anything to do with her again. I didn't even think about her until recently someone told be she killed herself, and apparently one of her friends still blamed me for it. So yeah, crazy people aren't so cool in real life, 2D is superior as ever.

Cool story, I know. Sorry.

>> No.1481636

>>1481560
In any case, somebody that was even remotely disorderly would end up "fixed" or dead before they became a big problem. No need for any firepower beyond a laser pistol, and even then only in a bad situation.

>> No.1481638

Well, we can agree on something:
You do not (and I repeat) DO NOT let a yandere beat you up.
Fight back if it comes down to it.

>> No.1481642

>>1481632
>I broke up with her
You are the problem. You had the perfect woman and you ruined it. You should kill yourself.

>> No.1481649

>>1481628
Yanderekkos are not crazy.
They just like Tamagatchi a little too much.

>> No.1481652

>>1481636
Can you imagine how much damage a single posessed psyker could do, though?

>> No.1481657

Fuckin Yanderes, breakin mah fingers

True story, neighbor showed me his hand and told me about his girl.

>> No.1481660

>>1481632
Most women in real life are like this. It is not so awesome firsthand.

>> No.1481661

>>1481638
That's not a manly thing to do. Are you a woman?

>> No.1481664

>>1481652
Yes, but it can still be stopped with a good las shot to the head.

>> No.1481672

>>1481631
Try this one.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=KBSFULVT

>> No.1481682

yanderes are only dangerous if you don't know how to make the relationship work. It's pretty simple once you know what you're dealing with:

1. Be sure to remind her how much you love her. When prompted, re-affirm your hatred of those other skanky, dirty whores.

2. When she starts talking nonsense, she is being put under stress. This stress is based on the belief that you are being unfaithful or planning on leaving her. Pacify her with constant attention and sex.

3. Contact with the opposite sex in public should be kept to a bare minimum -- the assumption should be that she IS watching.

4. The yandere likes to do things for you, so keep her busy doing chores that makes her feel she is strengthing her relationship with you.

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jesus shit gw really does steal all their ideas

>> No.1481686

>>1481652
That's because they have a god backing them up with a legion of demons and huge angry men in ridiculously thick armor. A single rogue untrained psyker couldn't do more than take out a building if he exploded his own skull in the process.

Thankfully yanderes don't have any magical abilities most of the time.

>> No.1481690

>>1481661
No. But ending up paralized for the rest of my life doesn't sound like a GOOD ENDING to me.
If anything, I would fight her while trying to make her see reason, K1 style.
If that fails, I let her kill me after a long battle.

>> No.1481692

>>1481682
This sounds startlingly like a relationship in real life.

>> No.1481693

>>1481535
>>1481535
>>1481535

Have pity on an ignorant newfag and provide sweet, comforting source.

>> No.1481699

>>1481693

No.

>> No.1481706

>>1481692
You'd be surprised at how well it works.

>> No.1481713

>>1481690
If a woman comes after me with a weapon I will mercilessly beat the shit out of her until she stops moving or die trying.

>> No.1481722

>>1481693
That's an isolated image, I'm afraid. Only that exists.

>> No.1481736

>>1481706
That doesn't mean that abuse is the best course of action. Being nice and kind to people always pays off in it's own way!

>> No.1481738

a yanderekko with a masochistic love interest

good end or bad end?

>> No.1481747

>>1481632
Aw

>> No.1481750

>>1481738
I'm foreseeing incoming murder/suicide

>> No.1481761

>>1481750
So good?

>> No.1481767

>>1481344

Which character is that? I'm not familiar with Tsuyokiss.

>> No.1481768

>>1481738

Normal End. You know how a girl gets in a relationship with a really abusive guy? That in reverse.

>> No.1481773

>>1481713
Remember your objectives:
1_ Survive
2_ Her physical integrity should be as intact as possible
3_ Her mental integrity should be fixed
4_ She should still love you.

>> No.1481778

>So yeah, crazy people aren't so cool in real life, 2D is superior as ever.

This.

Dear lord, this.

>> No.1481784

>>1481767

Yoshimi/Yoppi. The best one, IMO. The Tsuyokiss Wikipedia Article even points out her nature, in a way.

>> No.1481788

>>1481713
I'm sure you'll be able to mercilessly beat the shit out of her after she's broken both of your legs and tied you to your bed while you were asleep.

>> No.1481789

>>1481768
So, you're her bitch?

>> No.1481799

>>1481784
I liked Yoppi a lot but I won't say she is the best, still damn good though.
I like yandere that are really surprising and Yoppi was just that but Tsuyokiss is too lighthearted in nature for her to be really scary or intimidating.

>> No.1481802

>>1481784
Lol. I remember the line in Tsuyokiss 2 (awful game, different team) when the class was asked what color they would describe their minds. Yoppi was like: "I don't know..." Yeah, bullshit -- but she couldn't just say "pitch black with wierd blood-red swirls"

>> No.1481803

>>1481686

Uh no. Actually two untrained psykers (a pair of loli twins IIRC) managed to butcher an entire black ship (this is 40k star ships a re mile long space cathederal cities) escape, and continue to cause horrific massacres to this day.
This is canon.

Those psykers that are untrainable but basically harmless get carted off into one of these black ships, where upon they are fed into the Golden Throne at earth, and are used to keep the Emperor of Man in his Alive/Dead state.

The rest are have mad and uncontrollable abilities that cause havoc in not stopped. A single psyker can QUITE EASILY turn himself into some sort of lovecraftian entity all by mistake, or summon up small groups of them if had the power.

Seriously. Just stop trying to talk about 40k like you know what you're saying. It's not adding to the thread in any meaningful way.

>> No.1481805

When a yandere stops caring about her lover and begins caring more about the "relationship" itself, it's the end, obsession won over love, and you've got yourself a stalker instead of a girlfriend, enjoy your violent death.

>> No.1481817

>>1481803
>Actually two untrained psykers (a pair of loli twins IIRC) managed to butcher an entire black ship (this is 40k star ships a re mile long space cathederal cities) escape, and continue to cause horrific massacres to this day.
Apex Twins? I thought they were stopped somehow.

>> No.1481837

>>1481817

Aphex Twin?

>> No.1481858

>>1481817

Nope. You must be thinking of something else. Besides, even if they were, they're still on record as destroying whole Imperial Guard Regiments (Those can number up to tens of thousands of men each) all by themselves.

Not much short of siccing a fairly large portion of the Grey Knights on them would likely be able to do actually kill them.

>> No.1481866

>>1481858
Where can I learn more about these twins?

>> No.1481870

>>1481858
>Not much short of siccing a fairly large portion of the Grey Knights on them would likely be able to do actually kill them.

Or a Culexus Assassin, or the Witch Hunters, or the Tau, or the Necrons...

>> No.1481874

>>1481799

She was pretty frightening...

>> No.1481882

>>1481870
>>Tau, or the Necrons...

These two would be the only ones who could do it effortlessly.

>> No.1481885

>>1481866
>These innocuous looking creatures are the very epitome of deception, appearing as sweet, innocent young girls with ribbons in their hair and angelic features that inspire overwhelming feelings of love and protectiveness. The odds against one psyker being born are astronomical, but that two should be born as twins almost defies belief. Little is known of their origins, though if scattered fragments of descriptions culled from Inquisitorial archives are to be believed, these nameless twins have been murdering their way across the galaxy for many thousands of years. Their age is, therefore, unknown, though they appear to be no older than six or seven standard years of age. Their true names, if they were ever recorded, have since been lost, though their Inquisitorial designation is as the Apex twins due to their powers being beyond measuring, beyond even that of an Alpha grade.

>> No.1481886

>>1481870
>Or a Culexus Assassin,

... damn. I completely forgot about those guys. Yeah, a Culexus could, and in fact is wholly designed for that sort of thing.

>or the Witch Hunters, or the Tau, or the Necrons...

I guess, but not without massive and horrendous losses though. Oh and Tau aren't immune to psychic powers, they just don't corrupt like other sentient species, so Daemons have a hard time detecting them. Humans can see them just fine.

>> No.1481887

>>1481885
>he earliest known record of the twins dates from 845.M36, in the turbulent days following the Age of Apostasy, when a routine psyker sweep of the planet Ebrimund revealed their nascent abilities. Hidden by their parents, the twins were nevertheless apprehended by the forces of the newly-formed Ordo Hereticus and taken under heavy guard to the Black Ship orbiting the planet. The Black Ships are terrible, nightmarish transports filled with screaming psykers held in cavernous, psi-shielded holds to be taken back to Terra to feed the voracious psychic appetite of the Emperor of Mankind. Only those with the strength of mind to withstand the constant soul-numbing despair that permeates the very soul of the Black Ship may crew it, so mentally traumatic is such duty. The twins were separated and placed in bleak holds at either end of the ship and the vessel began its long journey to Terra.

>> No.1481894

>>1481887
Forgot a T there.
>What happened on the journey has never been fully documented, but when the ship was discovered floating lifeless in the Medrenax Nebula, the Ordo Hereticus quarantine team found the ship to be an icy tomb. The holds were bloodstained abattoirs filled from end to end with mangled and mutilated corpses, many of whom appeared to have been killed by self-inflicted wounds. Inquisitor Castinus, who led the team, recorded in his log that upon opening the final hold, he discovered two girls "of comely appearance, whose presence in such a madhouse was as inappropriate as a grox in a cathedral. Though they were of young and virtuous appearance, I could sense the psychic evil of their minds as clearly as I could see the Malleus brand upon their ankles. Though psychically powerful, their bodies were weak and when I asked them if they had done this, they simply said, 'Yes, they wouldn't play with us. It took forever and ever and ever...'"

Googling "Apex Twins" and looking for a Games Workshop related link ("in cache") is the sauce

>> No.1482020

>>1482002

The Warhammer Twins came before Hansel and Gretel.

>> No.1482046

>>1482002
I didn't realize Hansel and Gretel had psychic powers.

Creepy little killer girls are a fucking horror cliche, do you live under a rock?

>> No.1482083

Come play with us, Danny. Forever and ever and ever...

>> No.1482538

A yandere might come check on you in the bathroom if you've been in thre for more than 5 minutes. She will worry about you escaping. Not a good sign anon.

>> No.1482594

>>1482538
Wait

So?

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>>1482725
well I don't know but this is somehow my goal in life now even if I must die in the process for me school days is a happy end too ~~ (well my real dream is to be locked in a room by a yandere and fed/taken care of by her until I or she die)

those twin seem awesome I wish I could play with them

>> No.1482649

>>1482594
So she'll charge in, weapons hot

>> No.1482663

>>1482649
Delicious yandere <3

>> No.1482725

Yandere harem. Possible?

>> No.1483388

>>1482725

No. Yanderes can't tolerate other girls. They'd probably fight each other to the death.

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>>1483388
>No. Yanderes can't tolerate other girls. They'd probably fight each other to the death.

Unless they are close siblings who've agreed to share everything between them.

Just watch out for TotC-ending.

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>>1481453
this chart is more accurate

>> No.1484034

To OP: Don't forget to play Erica's bad route -- just pick the option to accept Yoppi. She doesn't go yandere in this route, but she's pretty evil. In the PS2 version you can even chose to stay with Yoppi.

>> No.1484038

>>1484034
so is there any patch for tsuyokiss or do I use agth?

>> No.1484074

>>1484038
agth. I don't know why such a great game never got translated -- probably just a matter of being a bit too old. Even though it's not my favorite game of all time, it's the only one which I've re-played multiple times; every once in a while I feel lonely for Yoppi so I re-live the experience occasionally. What a great yandere waifu.

However, Yoppi isn't the only reason for playing the game; there's something for everyone here.

>> No.1484079

>>1481453
why the fuck is nerine from shuffle on the tsun- side of the chart.

>> No.1484103

>>1484074
Hmm, it seems like I should really get around to playing tsuyokiss. I bought a copy of the ps2 game when it was released, but I never got very far into it.

>> No.1484117

>>1484083

>Unless they are close siblings who've agreed to share everything between them.

Then they're not truly yandere now, are they?

>> No.1484121

>>1484117
They're each a half of a single yandere.
Like a two person hivemind.

>> No.1484126

>>1483388
What about lesbian yanderes? (Approximately 1/3rd of the Touhou cast.) I don't think it has so much to do with gender as a perception that someone is trying to take their love away from them.

>> No.1484179

Having fun with yanderes:

Pick some girl you know likes you, give her your phoen number and ask her to call you. Put yourself in a position in which you are with your yandere and open to being approached by this girl. Then confide in your yandere how this girl won't leave you alone. Count the days until this girl disapears or stops communicating with you entirely.

>> No.1484291
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>>1484265
What is Coo-Dere and Dan-Dere?

Like this Dan?

>> No.1484241

>>1484179
You fucking bastard.

>> No.1484263

>>1481783
You are the best yandere eveeeeeeer.

>>1484179
Why suddenly Itou Kanako "Kanashimi no Mukō e" started playing on my mind?

>> No.1484378
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1484378

Planetary Robo, Dandere Ace!

>> No.1484265

>>1484139
Where Coo-dere / Dandere goes ?

>> No.1484273

>>1484265
That's a different scale.

>> No.1484302

>>1484291
Kudere, cool
Dandere, quiet

>> No.1484435
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1484435

>This thread.

>> No.1484413

>>1484378

/m/ called. They want more robots there.

>> No.1484458

>>1484435

There are a lot of "insert_thing_or_concept_here makes everything better" flating around. However, few are as true as "yanderes make everything better".

Shuffle! was treated like any other shitty H game adaption on /a/ -- largely ignored with only the odd thread. Then episode 19 hit, everyone who had been ignoring it up until that point floooded in and it turned an anime no one cared about into the flavour of the month. Even Japanese fans still pay homage to it.
To this day, everyone knows the name of kaede, even if the forget every other character in the show. Also, Kaede was not yandere is the game which makes the anime the only H game adaption in history that is actually better than the game.

>> No.1484587
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>>1484435

>> No.1484605

>>1484458
who is kaede?

>> No.1484610

>>1484605
Some bitch nobody cares about.

>> No.1484864
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1484864

So many delicious Yanderes in this thread. But one sticks out as needing to be mentioned more. The Yandere goddess, Yuno Gasai. If I could have any Yandere waifu, she'd be the one.

>> No.1484865
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>>1484786
>I'll even be stalking her myself
A case of deep love

>> No.1484874
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>>1484869

She corrects your thinking.

>> No.1484786

It is delicious. I wish I had one.
>>1481682
>Pacify her with constant attention and sex.
I wouldn't fail this part. In fact I'll even be stalking her myself just to make sure you other faggots won't take her away from me...

>> No.1484919
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1484919

ヾ(゜∀゜)ノ♪

>> No.1484856

>>1484139
you know I'd totaly hit the psychotic<----deep love part of the chart

yandere VN need more love or else they'll start to kill

>> No.1484868

>>1484864
She actually was right. Still batshit insane though but that's her charm.

>> No.1484869

>>1484864
>You WILL love me
What if that doesn't happen?

>> No.1484971
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1484971

I'm coming in to get you Anonymous! We're gonna get married!

>> No.1484876

>>1484869
Enjoy your nice boat....

>> No.1484977
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>>1484971

Ok. I think I'm pretty well prepared to handle a Yandere, and you are a perfect Yandere, so let's hurry and get married then.

>> No.1484880

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1029594
Old vid; 30 minutes of yandere from anime and games.

>> No.1484985
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>>1484977

So you do love me? That's great! I was afraid that I was going to have to use my tools on you, but you understood right away!

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1484991

You're fucked

>> No.1484914

You can't pre-package a yandere.

A yandere is only awesome because you don't know the kind moe girl is completely insane with just enough presence of mind left over to maintain a facade.
They usually don't have any kind of higher ideal or ethical policy;
they sometimes don't even view themselves as people so much as an entity made out of some impulse or desire.
They seek only to fullfill their desires and anything else is simply not tolerated.

Especially other girls whom they view as especially vile filth, usually projecting their own desires onto them.

>> No.1484933

>>1484880
school days has so many bad end I love it
Kotonoha is so hot

>> No.1485007

>>1484991
if by that you mean I enjoy it sure

>> No.1485197
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1485197

I swear Yuno's the only thing holding this comic together, but honestly...

In any fiction. Ever. Any format. I've never cheered on anyone as hard as I'm cheering on Gasai Yuno in every chapter of Mirai Nikki.

This was in volume five. But if Mirai Nikki doesn't end like this, I'm going to personally fly to japan and do something bad to Sakae Esuno. Yuno deserves her Yukki. She needs to hold him captive and do whatever she wants with him.

>> No.1485111

>>1484991
I'd hit them 444444 times if you know what i mean

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>>1485197

SECONDED. AT FULL FORCE. I'LL HELP YOU IF IT DOESN'T TURN OUT WELL FOR OUR YANDERE GODDESS.

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>>

Yeah, and Yukki is an idiot. EVERY character in Mirai Nikki except for Yuno has betrayed him at one point or another. The 4th and even his police officer friends all at one point were trying to kill him. The 9th, who is "helping" him now tried to blow him up along with everybody in his school. The 6th totally decieved him in order to murder him and Yuno and yet he was still trying to believe her and not let Yuno kill her. All of his school friends (the guy who's like "I'm shining!" all the time used to make fun of him all the time and sold him out to the 9th during the school bombing, the two girls tried to kill him with the dogs, and the guy is secretly an Owner - he lied about the cell phone, but I bet that book is his diary) His father tried to kill him to get his debt erased. The only other character who was loyal to him other than Yuno was him mom. And Yuno liked his mom.

So even though he might be afraid of her because she seems insane, she never does anything "bad" unless it is to save him. He should be more appreciative and loving of his Yandere. Idiot.

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>>1485491

Indeed. She's the best thing that has happened to him in his shitty life, and he needs to start acting like it. Without her, he would have been the first Owner to die when the future predicted that the 3rd was going to kill him.

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>>1485489

> she never does anything "bad"

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>>1485513
He'd better. Fucker needs to grow some balls and protect his Yandere, the only person left in the world who is 100% on his side. Letting her get stabbed and shit. If he doesn't shape up after seeing his mom get killed, he doesn't deserve such a perfect Yandere.

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>>1485519

Well, however misguided that may have been, in the end she only did it because she was trying to protect him. By hiding him away, she could keep them away from the deadly Game and the other Owners and keep him away from the other people who only end up betraying him anyway.

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>>1485489

> she never does anything "bad"

The who story is damned if you do, damned if you don't. It's either:

A. Yukki is betrayed or
B. Yukki goes with Yuno, and Yuno pulls some insane stunt to insure her own happiness (She was willing to kill his mother if she didn't approve of Yukki and Yuno's relationship).

As good as Yuno's intuition about things is, I can't really bring myself to like her. Not (only) because she's crazy, but because, as much as she adores Yukki, her actions tend to be incredibly selfish. Yes, selfish. Even if people weren't out to kill him, if Yukki were to even attempt to make any friends, Yuno would try to stop him. Really, all the betrayals seems like a contrivance to force Yukki to rely on Yuno, instead of actually growing up as a character.

Personally, I'd Hinata.

>> No.1485692
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1485692

Too much talk, not enough Yanderes. Post sum Yanderes.

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1485701

lol you get a yandere for xmas

>> No.1485440

>>1481344
What is the name for this VN?

>> No.1485463

>>1485440

It's been mentioned in the thread like 10 times. Tsuyokiss.

>> No.1485468

>>1484985
You know, I'm quick learner. Let's get to it.

>> No.1485473

Rena isn't yandere and neither is Euphie.
Stupid fagets.

>> No.1485486

I think cheating in a yandere is possible, hard, but possible I mean, you would only hav- KANAAASHIMI NO MUUKOU ETO TADORI TSU KERUNARA... BOKUWA MOU IRA NAIYO NUKU MORIMO ASHITA MOOOOOO..!!

>> No.1485490

>>1485486
Nice boat.

>> No.1485491

>>1485489
His mother would still be alive if he had just listened to Yuno.

>> No.1485492

>>1485197
guy needs a break.
...Perhaps a beach trip would solve all problems.

All aboard the S.S. Nice boat.

>> No.1485507

>>1485473
Asakura isn't either.

>> No.1485513

>>1485489
Take it easy Anon.
Next chapter Yuki will rise.
-"Mother is dead...! However, on my back, and within my heart, she lives on in me!"-

>> No.1485561

>>1485519
For his own protection. Notice how the first thing he does when he leaves is get himself almost killed again.

>> No.1485562

>>1485540
>protect his Yandere
Well if at least he can help her, that would be enough.

>> No.1485605

>>1485561

And he would have died too, but instead, she ends up saving him and getting stabbed in the process. Even if she's insane, she's insane for him, and only he can help her become more stable. It's the least he can do considering all she's done for him. You can talk about the kidnapping incident all you want, but that doesn't equal out all the times she's saved his LIFE from the other Owners who are trying to kill him. Or the fact that of all the Owners, she is the one that could kill him the easiest with her diary's information, but yet she doesn't. She uses it to protect him. She loves him.

>> No.1485659

does anyone have all of the translated mirai nikki chapters that they're willing to share? RS seems to be missing some when I check.

>> No.1485661

Well, the only reason why she's trying to kill his "friends" is because of the Game. Before, and she even mentions this in a scene after the kidnapping thing, she was content to simply follow a path next to him, even if the paths never cross. She said she just wanted to protect him. Now that there are fuckers all over the place trying to kill him, it's only natural that she goes into overt Yandere action mode. And in the process of protecting him, she ends up coming into personal contact with him and kissing him. So now the potential for total Yandere is complete. Because she has a stake with his safety and with him romantically, and she's a fucking Yandere.

>> No.1485680

>>1485659

Do a google search for "Mirai Nikki Manga" lol. If you want to read the scans without downloading them, I guess you can read em off of onemanga or whatever its called, and if you want to download them, bakka updates has torrent links for the translated chapters under "releases" or whatever. Those will probably be links one and two for the google search.

Use the internets dude. If you look even more, I'm sure you can find whatever download format you're looking for.

>> No.1485727

>>1485701
I wonder how the relationship would work out if I stalked her all the time, trying to protect her from dangerous guys with mobile phones, hide under her bed when she sleeps, etc...
I'd take good care of my yandere if I had one.

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>> No.1485817

I can't believe this thread is still going. Best topic on /jp/ somehow survives in the flood of 3D shit and touhou. All I can say to this is...

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Bro Fist

>> No.1485862

>>1485701
And it was the best Christmas ever.

>> No.1485877

>>1485701
Why is she nailing rape to the wall?

>> No.1485893

Yuno I have a hard time seeing as a real yandere. She lacks the overwhelming atmosphere of mental illness. She's too cutesy about the whole thing. Yanderes dont like being yandere; their minds are typically a seething wreck, and it's a condition somewhat like torture. Yuno comes over less insane and more "strange". Also, yanderes don't go around carrying knives and mid-evil torture devices, and they aren't doing random B-and-Es. They reach for the knife only when they've hit a breaking point and decide upon a Final Solution (usually with delighted laughter at how simple it is).

So Yuno is more like the Chucky of yanderes.

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>>1486002

Miku's schizophrenic, not yandere.

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>>1485877

I'm not exactly sure, but I think it has something to do with this:

If you tape the glass first, when you break it with the hammer, it won't shatter and make the noise. Notice in the panel where she's climbing in that many of the pieces of glass are still stuck to the tape. I think it reduces the noise.

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>>1486002

wut.


>>1486460

What's the source of this? I think I have a picture of her holding an axe behind her back

>> No.1486556
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>>1486494

The original sauce of that particular pic is the cover of Volume 1 of the manga. That's a crop to cut out all of the other characters and leave the only one that really matters in the picture.

>> No.1486478

>>1486282
Oh God I think I just creamed my pants. This is the hottest thing ever

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>>1486595
>>1486598

oh what a perfect couple!

>> No.1486511

>>1486494

Search through the thread you faggot.

>> No.1486531

>>1486511

Why don't you te- JESUS CHRIST

>> No.1486595

You know, it'd be nicer if all women had proportions more like 2D girls. You know, waist a third of the size of hips/bust, rather than vice versa, and it would be much better if they felt kind of like a pillow that just came out of the dryer whenever you hugged them. Furthermore, it’d be all around more enjoyable if they would cook my meals without complaint, a feature that would be made even better if they did it happily. While we’re at it, let’s throw in tidying up around the house a bit whenever they had a little free-time, or gardening to make the yard more attractive when the house was all clean. Regardless of all this, you know what would really be the best? I’d want her to be absolutely obsessed with me to the point where she could no longer live without my company, a love where she’d eagerly await my every return to her side and would even stalk me if she deemed it necessary, a girl that would cherish every moment we spent together and stare at pictures of me and her being happy for unusual amounts of time, among other little quirks. Whenever I even dare stare at another girl for a prolonged period of time, she should get really, really jealous to the point of hatred, and when I talk too friendlily with another female, she becomes angry. A girl that would kill to maintain her cherished position. You know, I want a girl like that. She will never look at anyone else, she will make sure that I will never look at anyone else, and you know what? If she’s like this, I would never break this single rule. I would look only at her.

>> No.1486598

>>1486595

In fact, whenever I have the free time, in-between whatever profession I participate in to gain money to ensure our financial security, I would stare at pictures of both of us enjoying each other, eagerly awaiting her return to my side, cherishing every moment we spent together, and, if I deemed it necessary, I would even stalk her. If I saw her staring at another man for a prolonged period of time, I would get really, really jealous to the point of hatred, and when she talks too friendlily with another male, I’d become angry. I would kill to maintain my cherished position. I look only at her, so she should look only at me, right?

>> No.1486607

>>1486595
>>1486598

OHOHOHO. Double-Reverse Yandere huh?

>> No.1487013

>>1486598
>>1486595

This won't end well.

For the Earth, that is. They'll get along fine. Everything around them... Eh... Not so much.

>> No.1487640

When a yandere:

1. Becomes unusually agressive in seeking sex, she's probably done something bad and is now looking to celebrate her latest victory over the forces trying to take you away from her or ruin her happiness.

2. Becomes obnoxiously chatty, it means she's becomming stressed but it's not at the critical phase yet. Fixed with some attention and re-assurances.

3. Stalks you -- this is absolutely normal behavior for her; if she couldn't stalk you she would become quickly stressed.

4. Gets angry at you: her yanderu is emerging, and it's now critical that you bring her back down. Re-assurances, attention and sex constantly until she has no more signs of stress.

5. Becomes abnormally illogical or displays strange behavior: she is at the breaking point and is about to have a psychotic episode. Her emotions are in control at this point, and she's suffering greatly. She must be detained and made to hear your voice and she will ventually collapse.

6. Loses the light out of her pupils: she's lost it and she knows she can kill. She's fallen to a psychotic episode and in an effort to take back control of her mind she surrenders to her emotional impulse to kill, destroy or hurt. In this state she has more presence of mind, but her logic will become almost child-like. You must not display any fear or weakness, and you must talk to her gently while holding her gaze firmy. Her episode will subside.

>> No.1488556

>>1487640
>she's lost it and she knows she can kill

Is the truth beyond the gates?

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