/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>1478619
You obviously didn't look hard enough. There's TONS of touhou hentai out there, almost as much as the non-H ones.

>>1478648
>All futa is included in yuri.

>>1478594

Because it's world almost solely comprised of women.

Alice is straight not gay.

Hello.

That's the way it is.

They're both.

I wish I was Marisa...

Because people who play Touhou are sexually frustrated young adult men who are coincidentally huge fans of yuri.

>>1478612
You mean futa.

>> Why do Touhou characters turn from batshit insane into batshit insane horny lovestruck lesbians in fanon?

>>1478614
Futa-yuri.

matter much? more importantly the only touhou doujins i've ever seen were non H and lacked any form of yuri. let alone english yuri. i see you've got one, do many exist?

yeah, there is a lack of rough batshit insane sex in touhou doujins

>>1478619
>he only touhou doujins i've ever seen were non H and lacked any form of yuri.

Holy shit.

Just... holy shit.

>>1478633

is there a mega pack i could get a hold of somewhere?

>>1478614
I meant Yuri. All futa is included in yuri.

There is no such thing as non-futa yuri. What, you expect doujins where a guy decides to suck off his girlfriend's dick or something? The Japs haven't made such a doujin (yet).

>>1478594
Remove the dress properly before you suck on them, dammit.

>>1478648 The Japs haven't made such a doujin (yet).
Yes they have. Not my cup of tea, except when the guy is a trap.

>>1478648 no such thing as non-futa yuri
I believe you mean non-yuri futa. You are naive, in any case.

>>1478660
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

that's what I get for writing without checking. My mistake.

>is there a mega pack i could get a hold of somewhere?

You could try get some 1.5+ GB collection of touhou hentai doujins via torrent, if you don't mind waiting hours to get a huge bunch of disgusting shit.

Or manually take a look and download the few ones that you like from sites such as gensokyo.zomgwtf.net or e.hentai.org, whatever.

>>1478594
Because you can't jerk off to people talking crap and drinking tea.

>>1478671
Watch me.

>>1478668
It's 4.3 gb right now 500+ doujins. I need to update soon.

>>1478594
/jp/ - sexually frustrated young adult men

>>1478594
May I know the source for this, kind Anonymous?

>>1478706
http://rapidshare.com/files/133567853/_tonkotsu__arisu_idiri.rar

>>1478697
It's like I'm in high school.

Japans love for puting dick on thigs that shouldn't have them mes me want to call exterminatus on them.

>>1478594
Everyone is gay in Gensokyo.

>>1478668

thanks for the links, but i seriously can't see any english touhou doujins on either. i'm not trying to be difficult, i'm pretty clueless when it comes to finding stuff like this. could you link me directly to a download page?

let me guess marisa has a dick in this

>>1478720
Patchouli brings it to her.

>>1478594
They're neither. A lot of people that obsess over the fanon lesbians are annoying (and obnoxious) as yaoi fangirls, and the ones that think all the Touhous are hardcore, "batshit insane" just say so to be hip-and-cool, because it's popular to like the horny lovestruck fanon lesbians.

>>1478648
Futa is not yuri.
There are plenty of those doujins.

>>1478727
Right. If you put a dick on it, it's no longer a girl.

>>1478721
Same shit as always

>>1478726
Fuck yeah faceless men doujins! They are much hotter than the "oh noes I has a penis" ones.

>>1478722
I dislike how canon Alice supporters strongly exaggerate her "canon" personality to be some sort of rude, heartless killing machine.

>>1478731
Yep they are then a disgudting mutan heretic.

>>1478744
/jp/, you're so full of bullshit sometimes, I don't know what to do.

>>1478744
pfft. Whatever. Then everyone get together to drink tea, grow dicks and fuck each other. Game over, thank you for playing, next game please.

>>1478764grow dicks and fuck each other
Not this part if you think thats canon ZUN can rape you with beer from japan.
I know he did it to me.

Everyone in Gensokyo is a tranny. It's just that ZUN never mentioned it.

Say, does yuri have less ridiculous drooling and foggy breath and cum splatter and dumb cliches?

(wait, cum splatter?)

>>1478779
Yes, and the only difference is instead of getting to see a ridiculously thick cock you can see twice the amount of similarly disproportionate boobies.

>>1478776
I'm telling you anon you will not like the beer rape.

I remember in high school, there was always this kid that made penis jokes. For some reason, everyone loved him and his retarded penis jokes, and I loved getting away from him for even a second. It might be that my sense of humor just flat out sucks or something, but I was honestly tired of hearing:

"Ahaha, and she had a DICK."
"Yeah, and after P.E. we can all go in the locker room and slap dicks."
"DICK DICK DICK"
"How about a DICK SANDWICH?"

I hate /jp/.

In before "cool story bro".

>>1478779
There's no difference. I have no idea why they like to include those dumb shit like foggy breaths myself. Maybe those dumb otakus think that people get cold when they have sex or something?

>>1478797
Because all sex scenes happen in winter in an unheated location, that's why.
They're fucking freezing themselves.

>>1478788
And you may get a reasonable plot.

>>1478796
No no you are just not a fag

>>1478796
I'm particularly fond of how /jp/ is quick to denounce "normalfag" actions at every turn, but every time they open their mouth to say a joke, they sound exactly like one, just substituting "your girlfriend" or "your mom" for Touhou or VNs.

>>1478779
>drooling, foggy breath, dumb cliches
Yes
>cum splatter
Somehow they still manage to keep this in even though there's no dicks anywhere

>>1478811
Did you misquote or something?

>>1478924
A man will never be more than a miserable pile of secrets.

>>1478811
I wanted to aswer with a witty joke but I couldn't think of any, so I'll just let you know I want to answer you with a witty joke that would probably make you answer me in an unkind manner.

Why do porn like to include scenes where the women get their faces sprayed with cum? Most IRL women find that utterly disgusting and degrading.

Same thing with hentai with the drooling and shit. It would be a turn off for me if a girl make a rabies face when she gets fucked no matter how hot she looks like.

Source please.

>>1478817
I find that disgusting and I'm male, why the fuck would I want to see that? Stuff it in her mouth, stop being a faggot.

>>1478817
I was imagining a slightly drooly face but your post made me think of some foamy red eyes woman.

>>1478817
I guess people like it, 'cause it sells. Maybe it's a power thing.

/jp/ should really stop whining about bad porn and stick with the good ones.

>>1478817
Why do porn like to include rape scenes? Most IRL women find that utterly disgusting and degrading.

Why do porn like to include anal scenes? Most IRL women find that utterly disgusting and degrading.

Why do porn like to include blowjob scenes? Most IRL women find that utterly disgusting and degrading.

Why do porn like to include sex scenes? Most IRL women find that utterly disgusting and degrading.

Why do porn like to include porn?

>>1478835
Thats a japan thing and it makes me sick

>porn
>IRL

>women
>/jp/
You lost me

/jp/ is made of underaged B& from what I'm seeing now.

>>1478848
4chan has been populated with underage users right from the beginning.

>>1478848
I wish I was underaged, then maybe I could still have fixed my life.

>>1478848
>from what I'm seeing now.
You are a bit slow. Honestly, if there was a better site to go on to talk about Touhou, I'd leave /jp/ and move there in a second.

Unfortunately, not even /jp/ is all that good for Touhou, and I often find myself replying to my own posts in hopes of fueling a decent discussion.

>>1478848
I just don't know what's going on...

>>1478857
I am You.

>>1478857
/jp/ made me fucking hate Touhou.

>>1478860
I am Legion!

>>1478857
What's wrong with pooshlmer? I honestly don't know.

>>1478865
disregard that, overwhelming shame

>>1478861
I don't think you should hate Touhou because of the fanbase, much like how you shouldn't hate anime because /a/ sucks.

Really though, a lot of my topics come down to a failed attempt at a discussion. And several self-replies later, I come up with an interesting idea about a character and write it down on my list of "shit I want doujinshi artists to make". Then the topic dies.

>>1478868
Do you remember any post numbers?

>>1478865
They make original content, herp derp

>>1478875
I recall back in the days where someone made a profile of the various types of female anime fans. There was some drawfag who could draw those characters right up to the point where it is fappable especially moralfag-tan. There was a massive discussion about what would their personalities be like or how they relate to each other. There was a lot of enthuthiasm about making simple comic strips about them.

Too bad, 4chan hate original content and the idea was then forgotten soon after. What a pity.

>>1478865
Well, first, I don't care for IMAGEDUMP IMAGEDUMP IMAGEDUMP. I don't necessarily hate the idea of imagedumps, but most of them are just full of trash that I could have found myself easily. And imagedump of quality images would be nice, but even then, if it's not done in moderation, it becomes annoying as hell.

There's also that idiotic idea where they think they're really that much better compared to /jp/. You're not off the hook though, /jp/, it's retarded that you constantly try to do stupid trash with pooshlmer. "Oh, I hate pooshlmer" Okay, that's fine. "So I will visit pooshlmer right now, and find something that is rage-inducing!" That's idiotic.

And then there's that mentality that floats around pooshlmer of, "Oh? Let's see YOU do any better!" They also bite you for any criticism you give at all. If I wanted to deal with that bullshit, I'd just go to DeviantART.

They're just as bad, or worse, than /jp/ when it comes to, "WELL YOU'RE PERCEPTIONS OF GENSOKYO ARE COMPLETELY WRONG! WE THINK WE ARE THE CORNERSTONE OF ORIGINAL CONTENT, BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF YOU TRY TO ACTUALLY MAKE ORIGINAL CONTENT THAT ISN'T COMPLETELY OUTLANDISH AND DONE WITHOUT HUMOR!"

There's also the cornucopia of unneeded tripcodes, but really, whatever.

It's also too damn slow for the amount of shit posting that goes on there.

I can appreciate stuff like Funkies' work and all, but most of the people there are pretty unbearable.

>>1478882
Maybe you just hate people.

>>1478882
I erased it because I did not like how I worded some of the stuff.

>>1478903
It doesn't really matter. We get your point.

>>1478903
You can't change the nature of some things.

Yeah, well, let's let this die now.

>>1478919
What can change the nature of a man?

Sauce on OP?

>>1478936
Look at
>>1478713