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Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:30:15 2015 No.14459076 [Reply] [Original]

I want eirien to be my surgeon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:37:31 2015 No.14459116 Eirin has two threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:41:54 2015 No.14459138 I want Eirin to heal my boner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:43:38 2015 No.14459143 File: 156 KB, 370x510, 9048449390.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14459076 I was never afraid of the blood, and doctors like eirin made me want to become a docotr

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:05:50 2015 No.14459338 >>14459138 I want Eirin to milk my prostate and use my seed to impregnate herself with my spawn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:12:20 2015 No.14459407 File: 217 KB, 474x868, touhouderebitch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14459338

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:16:26 2015 No.14459443 >>14459143 Go for it, anon. It's time to quit being a NEET. Go to a medical college or what do you have in your country.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:18:01 2015 No.14459454 File: 67 KB, 800x549, Doctor Eirin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14459076 What kind of surgery do you need, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:23:16 2015 No.14459497 >>14459454 My dick is too small. I-I'd like a penis enlargement, doctor. Is it true that the Lunarians can do that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:23:46 2015 No.14459501 >>14459497 Yes anon, how would you like me to preform your surgery

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:28:50 2015 No.14459534 >>14459501 Just so long as it's not painful, and d-doctor... I don't have anyone to use my dick on... could I please use your pussy and fuck you at full force till I cum inside with my new big penis? You will like it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:31:22 2015 No.14459547 >>14459534 No need, I will enlarge it using over 9000 miligrams of viagra

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:15:08 2015 No.14460204 I want Eirin to circumcise me without anesthetic!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:55:08 2015 No.14460365 >>14459076 The surgeon lives

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:46:58 2015 No.14460707 Can Erin heal my herniated disc and and my Cauda Equina Syndrome?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:33:50 2015 No.14462639 >>14459547 Pretty sure that much would cause fatal hypotension.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:36:06 2015 No.14462648 File: 283 KB, 458x680, d4733e211a6661a411f0e2908a19263f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14459076 I want Eirin to be my concubine

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:46:33 2015 No.14464499 Lets have a story about eirien being a surgeon and making us want to be a surgeon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 02:23:30 2015 No.14465330 >>14464499 I have a bad feeling about this, but lets do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 02:41:47 2015 No.14465382 File: 117 KB, 600x888, 3beb8fe3d6cded05dba9ff9b4635d9e7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about a story where she gives you a titjob with her hair around your dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 03:01:45 2015 No.14465428 >>14465382 How about a story where she makes me want to become a surgeon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 03:04:10 2015 No.14465431 >>14462639 Don't be a bitch, anon. She's from the moon! She obviously knows what she's doing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 07:38:51 2015 No.14465988 http://www.strawpoll.me/6219284 Help me out, guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 20:23:27 2015 No.14467942 >>14465428 >I was never afraid of blood, I guess that is in part why I became a surgeon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 21:29:20 2015 No.14468216 >>14462648 I want Eirin to be my wife. I'm sure she's very wise and would have a lot of insightful things to say to me. She also seems kind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 21:32:09 2015 No.14468225 File: 69 KB, 864x573, surgeon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14465428

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 21:59:11 2015 No.14468298 How many years of medical school would I need to become a really effective serial killer like Jack the Ripper?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 22:15:44 2015 No.14468338 >>14468298 You would need to go back in time. Nowadays he would get door kicked after a few killings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:08:31 2015 No.14468770 File: 53 KB, 497x732, 253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14468298 You cant jurt me jack

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 04:04:17 2015 No.14469359 I want to be cured of living

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 05:01:49 2015 No.14469491 >>14469359 Does Eirin do abortions and euthanasia?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 07:09:44 2015 No.14469724 File: 42 KB, 604x469, 1339919621973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can be a bit naughty sometimes, would Eirin have a cure?

Anonymous Thu Dec 10 19:05:12 2015 No.14471640

>>14467942
"At 10, I was intrigued by surgery, I wanted to be surgeon for a long time. I love doctor shows and surgery shows. Blood is not an issue for me. I even took pictures once of me having my blood taken. "
"Dr Babanga, my local doctor, recommended that I should perhaps try superflex before and after breakfast. "
"Humanity abhors, above all things, a vacuum in itself, and your class will be cut off from humanity as the surgeon slowly cuts the cancer and alien growth from the body."

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:25:44 2015 No.14476401 File: 303 KB, 512x640, 0a7ea9ce28eae6f6d358baf951e650af.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Got back pain, Doc?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:09:15 2015 No.14482702 Hairjobs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:49:41 2015 No.14483001 I want Eirin to assist at the 4077!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:58:15 2015 No.14483311 File: 873 KB, 780x1040, 1902741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Eirin to be my best friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 01:19:33 2015 No.14489360 File: 292 KB, 600x800, 33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 22:11:17 2015 No.14492695 >>14483311 A thousands of years old doctor and a /jp/sie. What an odd friendship that would be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 22:25:07 2015 No.14492737 File: 267 KB, 904x700, Yukkuri Caterpillar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14492695 Odd, but not impossible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 01:38:16 2015 No.14497633 File: 657 KB, 875x1000, 1d37b723446c2ab2d0a2d3364474b7e5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14483311 I wouldn't mind having her as a friend. Mostly because being sick sucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 01:45:58 2015 No.14497654 >>14497633 How are you gonna pay her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 02:15:34 2015 No.14497724 File: 1.12 MB, 1167x820, e3b92682c9b591df274a2c650a8e548c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14497654 I'll offer to babysit Kaguya in return for medical care.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 17 17:22:10 2015 No.14499748 >>14497724 "Anon, empty my piss bottles" "Anon, the batteries on my controller ran out. Get me more" "Anon, come and be my personal dildo"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 18 17:42:26 2015 No.14503824 File: 329 KB, 751x941, ecf1ac7f148fab66458507d47fde1b56.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 19 04:53:30 2015 No.14505851 File: 72 KB, 245x269, 1387237538828.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14499748 That doesn't sound too bad. We could be Neet pals.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 20 03:22:25 2015 No.14509149 File: 83 KB, 850x1108, docishot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eirin at the beach!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:40:08 2015 No.14516098 I want Eirin to be my personal Ejaculation Donation Station!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 21 23:44:43 2015 No.14516114 File: 1.71 MB, 2000x1416, archer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to throw Kaguya in front of a fast moving truck on a dark road!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 22 09:21:45 2015 No.14517470 Fuck Eirin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 22 09:23:05 2015 No.14517473 >>14517470 I do nightly.

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