What lengths would you go to to have sex with Alice?

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Anonymous Tue Sep 29 08:03:02 2015 No.14158793 [Reply] [Original]

What lengths would you go to to have sex with Alice?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 08:08:38 2015 No.14158810 File: 419 KB, 1080x1080, 1415134809385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice is my favorite touhou, but she's for cuddling, tea, and talking about dolls. Not sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 08:30:33 2015 No.14158853 >>14158810 What if she asks YOU for sex?

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 08:46:03 2015 No.14158889

i would sacrifice everything for a chance to be with alice. i would nuke my harddrives. i would burn all my money. i would kill my loved ones with my bare hands. i would torture children in front of their parents. i would drink bleach. i would take it up the ass from several strangers. i would do anything just for one night with alice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 08:56:02 2015 No.14158918 >>14158793 About the same as she would to have sex with me. Strictly speaking, one pussy is not that different from another one to bother going through significant lengths for sexual purposes alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 09:35:39 2015 No.14158982 Gitgud at magic, lose some weight. Usual stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 10:26:47 2015 No.14159131 >>14158889 Would you not meet alice for alice?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 10:37:26 2015 No.14159181 >>14158793 Buy a shovel so I can hit her in the head.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 10:39:52 2015 No.14159192 >>14158793 I would kill her and have sex with her corpse while it's still warm

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 11:28:17 2015 No.14159315 >>14158793 Couldn't you just offer her some sort of magical artifact in exchange for poontang?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:30:16 2015 No.14159758 I wouldn't put much effort in since apparently it's very easy to convince her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 14:17:35 2015 No.14159903 Be her sex slave. If she wants me to stuff like get fucked in the ass by one of her dolls or wear her clothing I totally would.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Tue Sep 29 14:44:23 2015 No.14160006 File: 472 KB, 640x1356, YES!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14158793

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:13:01 2015 No.14160135 File: 470 KB, 619x927, 2b562f117ccad783ab56bbe4ed061a0e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14158793 I would even marry her

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:14:12 2015 No.14160142 >>14160135 jesus christ how horrifying

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:47:36 2015 No.14160226 >>14158793 I would insert my penis into her vagina if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:53:00 2015 No.14160236 File: 1.41 MB, 850x1487, alice bondage11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ropes, chains, drugs, anti-youkai magic, stuff like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:57:22 2015 No.14160245 File: 537 KB, 1200x1720, 05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it still prostitution if it's unsolicited, and is intended to clear an existing debt?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 17:36:55 2015 No.14160530 Get out Alice, I just want to have sex with Shanghai-chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 18:25:12 2015 No.14160680 I wouldn't. Even if she begged I'd say no.

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 18:30:20 2015 No.14160697
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>>14160680
The correct way to train your Alice is to reward her after she properly begs and degrades herself.

Make the reward increasingly smaller, and eventually she'll do it just because it makes you happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 22:16:01 2015 No.14161383 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, ありぱぃ.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 22:23:52 2015 No.14161405 >>14160697 Thanks for bringing back traumatizing childhood memories of family life, comrade

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 22:25:45 2015 No.14161409 File: 12 KB, 522x182, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14160245 By the first definition, absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 22:32:37 2015 No.14161427 >>14161405 Thanks for your blogpost, friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 22:44:53 2015 No.14161471 >>14160697 >Make the reward increasingly smaller But I want my pet to be happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 22:48:29 2015 No.14161483 >>14161471 The loss in physical reward will be made up with the joy from knowing that she made you happy. It is a gradual process, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 23:11:54 2015 No.14161540 File: 140 KB, 600x804, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice is NOT for sex! Alice is for cute tea parties, playing with dolls. and trying on dresses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 23:23:16 2015 No.14161553 File: 648 KB, 717x940, a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14161540 Are you sure about that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 23:24:00 2015 No.14161557 >>14161553 translate it, weebs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 23:46:26 2015 No.14161600 File: 625 KB, 717x940, translated.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14161557

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 23:59:33 2015 No.14161629 >>14161600 t-thanks. nice dubs, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 00:05:14 2015 No.14161639 >>14161629 fookin #rekt

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 00:10:08 2015 No.14161647 File: 520 KB, 952x1517, 08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14160697 >and degrades herself. Why would I deny myself that fun?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 01:05:09 2015 No.14161767 >>14161540 >Thin, easily restrained body >Blonde hair, blue eyes >Knows how to use her hands She was absolutely made for sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 01:14:15 2015 No.14161774 >>14161383 Does something like thins exist with Yukari?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 08:22:20 2015 No.14162743 >>14161647 When you do it to her, it's punishment. Nothing worth rewarding, unless she's hit the point where she finds being punished its own reward.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 08:27:26 2015 No.14162749 >>14158918 But Alice's pussy is many times greater than that of all other pussies in .gensokyo!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 13:45:08 2015 No.14163828 >>14160697 Silly anon, her reward is my love. It gets bigger over time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:46:47 2015 No.14164223 >>14161557 >You've gotten lost? >This Isn't a place where humans should come, you know? >It's already late so you'll stay the night. >A place to sleep? There are no beds other than this one, you know?

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:53:32 2015 No.14164256

>>14164223
Do you just look around for plebs in need or something to spoonfeed? That's, what, 5 year old level Japanese, using only kanji so common that you'd have to be retarded to not know them?

If you're going to attempt to "show off", at least develop a minimal level of skill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:58:22 2015 No.14164274 >>14164256 He wanted to share the contents of the picture with someone else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:43:05 2015 No.14167027 >>14164256 Are you extremely autistic?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 07:53:08 2015 No.14167048 I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:39:24 2015 No.14167129 >>14164256 Are you for fucking real now?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 08:41:38 2015 No.14167133

It's actually more enjoyable to be an learner unless you're some super hardcore faggot who never talks with anyone because while you are EOP or learning, you're embedded in this helpful community that wants to share things with others.

When you finally become a real deal 日本語 master a switch flips and you become this bitter asshole who thinks that nobody whose Japanese is worse than you deserves to have any content.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:10:30 2015 No.14167605

>>14164256
>That's, what, 5 year old level Japanese, using only kanji so common that you'd have to be retarded to not know them?

Roughly 3% of the USA population^ suffers from mental retardation. Are you telling me that roughly 97% of the USA population knows those kanji, since because they are not retarded, they would have to know those kanji?

^http://www.hrw.org/reports/2001/ustat/ustat0301-01.htm

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:46:05 2015 No.14167711 File: 582 KB, 700x880, 1441416185066.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14167605 >Roughly 3% of the USA population^ suffers from mental retardation Oh wow are you for real?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 12:50:05 2015 No.14167728 >>14167711 100% of my sperm cells will never reach Youmu's Fallopian tubes

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:59:14 2015 No.14168887 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, エンゼル体操.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14161774 Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 01:12:55 2015 No.14170123 Gangbanging alice and passing her around like a doll!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 03:40:29 2015 No.14170505 >>14170123 I want to watch Alice getting fucked by muscular studs while I masturbate using Shanghai as an onahole!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:10:39 2015 No.14170695 File: 472 KB, 642x776, 9829772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Depends. If it's just Alice, I probably wouldn't go further than casually asking for sex. If Shanghai is involved, I'd throw away my pride and do whatever she asks of me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:30:37 2015 No.14170731 What makes Alice the Rape/gangbang touhou?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 05:42:41 2015 No.14170756 >>14170731 She's a pure aryan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:01:15 2015 No.14170790 Whats everyone's favorite Alice Doujin? >>14170756 This. Pure Aryan > shitty yellow fever asian fetish

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:48:29 2015 No.14170869 >>14170790 The one where she got raped.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 06:53:09 2015 No.14170883 File: 232 KB, 1200x1696, _001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170790 Maybe this one : http://exhentai.org/g/599816/27d140f759/ I want to lick Alice's anus too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:07:09 2015 No.14170908 File: 180 KB, 924x464, fuck yuri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170883 Also the ntr one where Alice cheats on Marisa with an ugly dude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 07:54:39 2015 No.14171015 I want to watch Alice get raped by dogs and giant insects while Marisa sucks me off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:02:30 2015 No.14171043 >>14170790 Marugoto Alice by Poshi. It has every vanilla sex act under the sun, plus SPERM TOAST.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:04:42 2015 No.14171049 >>14170790 I want to ejaculate inside Alice!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:07:32 2015 No.14171056 >>14158793 From the OP pic I thought it's Shoukaku. What is this kancolle clone called?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:13:02 2015 No.14171068 >>14170756 >>14170790 I find it amazing how inconspicuously Touhou manages to have so many Western characters, actually. You could say it promotes being a weeaboo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:15:31 2015 No.14171076 >>14171049 I want to ejaculate inside every Touhou. Actually, I don't even need to have sex with them, getting to inject them with a medical syringe full of my jizz while they sleep would be enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:57:54 2015 No.14171203 >>14170883 All I get is a sad panda.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:51:12 2015 No.14171548 >>14170790 I can fap to pretty much everything with Alice involved as long as it isn't yuri

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:47:02 2015 No.14171935
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>>14171076
I want to give every Touhou my special love injection, having them lying face down on the bed with their butt exposed: "Don't worry, *****-chan, it's going to be painless".

>>14171049
I believe he meant this: http://exhentai.org/g/710789/b8da0fa7f5/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 13:02:38 2015 No.14171963 File: 563 KB, 1280x960, 52800093_p17.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 14:23:53 2015 No.14172249 >>14160245 Couldn't find anything on reverse image search. Do you have a source?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:17:46 2015 No.14173015 >>14172249 http://exhentai.org/g/853360/1bb66f85a3/ Have a nice fap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:32:22 2015 No.14173059 >>14158793 The only length that would be going through anything would be

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:33:18 2015 No.14173065 File: 194 KB, 675x900, 1433730748717.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170883 I want to lick Alice's boots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 17:34:58 2015 No.14173073 >>14173015 I did. Thank you Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 19:24:18 2015 No.14173416 >>14171963 I want to push Alice and marry/spoiler] the ugly old man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:52:59 2015 No.14173725 >>14171963 I know you gotta make the guy look all gross compared to the girl, but come on. Is he even human?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:56:24 2015 No.14173735 >>14170731 She pretty, sexy, smart, and dignified, but not physically very strong and lives alone in the woods. Plus the whole doll/toy thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 20:59:18 2015 No.14173741 >>14173725 Is Alice even human? Why should the guy be? A monster for a monster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:22:00 2015 No.14173795 Male-domination is disgusting. So is any porn with ugly males.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:22:55 2015 No.14173801 >>14173795 That is (can be) part of the fetish, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 21:35:36 2015 No.14173840 File: 380 KB, 2000x800, e8828bad419b40a0bb7c4f380ade4b7e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14158853

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 22:42:54 2015 No.14174145 File: 333 KB, 1459x1526, 8d533b05b05f70dc10074f6443be6a5b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173065 I want to give Alice a tongue bath

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:11:52 2015 No.14174269 File: 31 KB, 500x500, and I'm NOT for sex!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:37:29 2015 No.14174378 >>14174269 You can't fool me, Cirno.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:37:50 2015 No.14174381 I want to hug Alice

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:42:03 2015 No.14174401

>>14170790
Hard to pick just one.

http://exhentai.org/g/815687/42e91d101e/
http://exhentai.org/g/796794/1385d83fc7/
http://exhentai.org/g/816128/5804b1a0d1/

Honorable mention to http://exhentai.org/g/797299/12688cc1e1/ for page 15 alone, and to most of http://exhentai.org/g/486925/b9833e0a80/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:42:29 2015 No.14174402 >>14171049 I want to mix my DNA with Alice's!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:47:57 2015 No.14174435 File: 458 KB, 726x1009, 49893485_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 23:52:28 2015 No.14174450 File: 225 KB, 992x1403, 43720600_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14173840 Dude, that isn't Alice. The girl in your pic is clearly a young Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 02:57:14 2015 No.14175080 >>14174450 But anon, Yukarin is still young!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:07:32 2015 No.14175529 >>14160135 There's nothing in the world that would bring be greater joy than marrying a cute Slavic goddess like Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:41:25 2015 No.14175591 >>14175529 Алиса is КГБ

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 07:43:37 2015 No.14175593 File: 496 KB, 1965x1390, 89e916606b3afe1f831f7650b1037245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14175529 Алиса is КГБ

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 09:10:21 2015 No.14175742 >>14173741 She's cute, pretty and sexy. She's not a monster. I'm not that attractive, but how in the world can I self insert?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 11:12:16 2015 No.14175977 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84CPo4bVkMk

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 22:53:59 2015 No.14177950 >>14158793 Is there a number lower than absolute zero?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:07:53 2015 No.14177996 >>14177950 The next absolute zero. It is not a exact measurement rather it is the lowest temperature ever achieved but can still be improved.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 3 23:54:38 2015 No.14178170 >>14177996 Uh, no? Please into physics?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 01:17:09 2015 No.14178404 >>14175529 Alice is a britbong though

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 04:07:15 2015 No.14178772 >>14161767 She also canonically doesn't poop!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 00:34:16 2015 No.14182345 >>14158793 Womb deep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:54:59 2015 No.14187901 >>14178772 That's a point against, not for. Pixiv thinks otherwise, thankfully.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:55:51 2015 No.14190864 File: 335 KB, 715x1000, 9fd1a11c9f97c292ca6ca13880dd30df.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14178772 >>14187901 I wonder if any humans got so sick of pooping they threw away their humanity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:57:36 2015 No.14190866 >>14178404 Yes, the Witch of Bucarest is a bong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 8 13:43:50 2015 No.14195964 >>14190864 Not while Reimu's around.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 10:56:31 2015 No.14199781 Man, I just want to fuck alice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 13:55:50 2015 No.14200308 >>14162749 Are you sure? Sakuya and Sanae have pretty big ones after experiencing thousands of miles of cock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 14:00:25 2015 No.14200318 File: 491 KB, 900x640, 1217658157989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys GUYS guys! What if Alice's blond hair is actually painted/bleached and her hair color is actually black or brown?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:17:09 2015 No.14201393 >>14158853 I would say "I used to want sex, But then I took an arrow the knee.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:20:25 2015 No.14202477 >>14200318 Alice looks pretty nice with black hair!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:17:17 2015 No.14203648 I want to be Alice and get fucked by all of /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:16:43 2015 No.14203798 I want to kiss Alice on the forehead!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:05:31 2015 No.14206052 >>14175593 Go away you Communist

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:12:09 2015 No.14206078 I'm over Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 21:20:37 2015 No.14206107 >>14206078 Me on the left.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 06:52:19 2015 No.14207831 >>14203798 I bet she wouldn't say the same for you!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 10:02:33 2015 No.14208221 >>14207831 I could just rape her with the gang and pass her around.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 11:38:16 2015 No.14208449 >>14158793 What doujin? Reverse search gives nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 11:51:42 2015 No.14208505 >>14208449 Have you tried google.com? People recommend it as a good search engine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 14:07:10 2015 No.14208992 File: 175 KB, 1200x900, a_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dunno. I don't want to force her into anything, but at the same time I want to have passionate sex with her while her dolls are watching us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:37:12 2015 No.14211971 >>14208449 Maybe I shouldn't spoonfeed, but lovey dovey Alice books need to be shared. Next time do your best, anon. http://exhentai.org/g/783891/490c69adc1/

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:30:09 2015 No.14212043 File: 695 KB, 1200x1716, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sperm toast with Alice!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:10:01 2015 No.14214370 >>14212043 i just unleashed a load so great on this doujin that my lower body is still numb and I feel mentally and physically drained goddamn, alice is such semen demon

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:05:05 2015 No.14215302 >>14208992 You don't want to force her but post her tied up? Anon...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 02:07:15 2015 No.14219098 >>14215302 Nothing wrong with consensual bondage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 07:47:41 2015 No.14219877 Alice is skilled with her hands!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 09:22:37 2015 No.14220239 alice leaks poop

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:07:16 2015 No.14220804 >>14214370 How can you fap to such poor art?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:44:41 2015 No.14221965 >>14220804 What if poor art is his fetish?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 17:54:55 2015 No.14222646 File: 1017 KB, 800x1119, 53012973_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:10:08 2015 No.14222695 Who the fuck is Alice?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:14:03 2015 No.14222708 >>14222646 Goddamn. Poshi plus Alice is too much for my dick to handle. Love the clothed paizuri stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:17:00 2015 No.14222722 >>14222695 the one where the poo leaks

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:31:54 2015 No.14222779 >>14222646 He needs to do more futa.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:43:26 2015 No.14222815 >>14222779 I like the one where Alice fucks an ingenuous Remi, then knocks up drunk Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:47:09 2015 No.14222836 >>14222815 I read that as "indigenous Remi" and was like whata fuck man

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 18:54:10 2015 No.14222857 File: 431 KB, 1440x1020, alice bondage11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14219098 But it's so much less fun!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 22:53:19 2015 No.14223534 File: 256 KB, 904x542, 1444877599174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14170790

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:12:18 2015 No.14223588 File: 59 KB, 261x498, dat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 23:35:10 2015 No.14223656 >>14223534 >>14223605

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:12:06 2015 No.14223734 >>14223656 ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:58:58 2015 No.14223840 >>14223534 Which artist was this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:38:10 2015 No.14224115 >>14158810 same I can say about all touhous

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:32:56 2015 No.14226764 File: 333 KB, 600x525, c61b24f3059e0592f0df9580f188ab12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14224115 Not all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 05:13:13 2015 No.14228671 Alice!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 10:22:20 2015 No.14233250 >>14224115 You wouldn't cuddle a cloud.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 17:58:58 2015 No.14235101 >>14200318 American McGee's Alice Margatroid

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 10:04:33 2015 No.14238103 Alice is cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 03:23:52 2015 No.14241777 File: 224 KB, 850x1200, sample-e6f73672ed28b4a77f17d7e2265111a3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14228671 What about her? >>14238103 She sure is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 06:15:48 2015 No.14246653 >>14241777 She's made for fucking!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 00:06:36 2015 No.14250119 >>14246653 Youkai aren't made. They're born.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 00:07:24 2015 No.14250123 >>14250119 Oh, my bad. They're *born for fucking!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 05:41:19 2015 No.14251091 Alice is cute and lewd!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 06:48:55 2015 No.14251226 File: 195 KB, 739x950, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice's mom!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 07:59:01 2015 No.14251336 >>14251226 Mother-daughter threesome!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 08:04:57 2015 No.14251348 >>14251336 >threesome The dolls can join in on the fun too!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 08:32:24 2015 No.14251408 File: 908 KB, 1200x1200, b0c5e200f405d41f8ec736d463c461ef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14251348 Oh yes! That would be even better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 08:37:15 2015 No.14251419 >>14251408 Forget Alice and Shinki, Shanghai is all I need.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 09:01:07 2015 No.14251489 >>14251419 That's right. I'd rather masturbate with her dolls than touch that crazy slut Alice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:06:40 2015 No.14254684 >>14251489 They're filled with gunpower, you know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:05:42 2015 No.14255841 >>14254684 I'll bang Shanghai and then go BANG!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:27:09 2015 No.14255895 File: 183 KB, 800x600, 9d548061ae9aeff05333158147498078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread makes me uncomfortable knowing I have 3 family members that hold resemblance to Alice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 05:20:04 2015 No.14255976 >>14255895 don't worry they probably prefer black guys

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 06:30:18 2015 No.14256107 >>14255895 Do you think Alice and Patchouli would want Marisa to become a Youkai so that they can spend more time with her? If Marisa became a Youkai would it cause a rift in her relationship with Reimu?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 06:54:26 2015 No.14256131 >>14222708 Is there a tag for clothed paizuri? Why not?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 06:55:47 2015 No.14256135 >>14256131 着衣パイズリ

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 02:27:05 2015 No.14259354 >>14255895 What lengths would you go to to have sex with family?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 08:22:42 2015 No.14264577 >>14259354 I would commit a crime to have sex with that anon's family.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 12:34:28 2015 No.14269177 >>14256131 http://kakuretenai.blog103.fc2.com/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 21:32:01 2015 No.14271298 >>14200318 edgy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:16:34 2015 No.14272087 >>14256107 Out of them, only Reimu is actually her friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 11:17:32 2015 No.14277970 >>14272087 Marisa and Alice slept together. Canon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:32:12 2015 No.14282693 File: 7 KB, 128x129, Th05alice2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rember this face and after you can cum

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:48:37 2015 No.14282743 >>14277970 Really? Source? I'm interested now

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:56:08 2015 No.14282787 >>14282743 IN bad end

Anonymous Thu Oct 29 03:36:13 2015 No.14284761

Alice fans, we need your help. Ideología Inversa, a Youtube channel that analyzes Touhou characters through canon material/stories, are calling for votes in the comment section to determine on which girl they are going to focus to make the next video. Their videos are really funny and even take the official manga and old games into consideration. Unfortunately, they're just available in Spanish for now, but if you manage to understand what they are saying, you'll have a great time watching them. Please, make your voice be heard.
youtube.com/watch?v=3LBA-X7z1MY

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 03:42:39 2015 No.14284786 File: 2 KB, 370x320, daddy_cool_5_370_320[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14284761 >just available in Spanish

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 18:03:14 2015 No.14286981 bump for great justice

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 21:18:09 2015 No.14287597 File: 446 KB, 724x1000, 5409708da525958ef94cfb406f2e7e63.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice's mom!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 16:59:12 2015 No.14291022 >>14287597 Has got it going on!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 18:18:50 2015 No.14291377 >>14287597 I want to make Alice a new little sister!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 19:15:03 2015 No.14291636 >>14291377 What happened to her old one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 19:17:26 2015 No.14291646 >>14291636 She died of anal and vaginal bleeding during a brutal gangrape.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 22:10:09 2015 No.14292278 >>14291646 The day /jp/ went too far

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 16:21:48 2015 No.14294861 >>14292278 But they're youkai, so that couldn't have been it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 16:24:50 2015 No.14294874 >>14294861 Alice was a human before becoming youkai.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 02:54:10 2015 No.14296716 >>14294874 Sounds like she became a youkai exactly to avoid being raped to death, then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 03:03:59 2015 No.14296740 >>14296716 That and for revenge. The day Alice became a youkai was a bloody one.

Anonymous Sun Nov 1 03:06:51 2015 No.14296745

>>14296740
I hope she allowed the /jp/sies to triple penetrate her before clamping her unnatural youkai muscles shut and castrating all three of them with her orifices. It would be even hotter if she had allowed them to cum and castrated them just in time to have their bloody semen shoot out of their stumps all over her alabaster skin. I guess she could have magic'ed the other to have their testicles explode or something, I dunno.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 18:23:04 2015 No.14299667 Why is there so much gangrape porn about Alice? What's in her and Kasen that makes men fantasize about rape?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 18:29:03 2015 No.14299697 >>14299667 Alice is literally perfect in every way. Why wouldn't men fantasize about raping her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 05:21:09 2015 No.14302065 >>14299697 We don't know her sexual orientation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 05:30:12 2015 No.14302090 >>14299667 With Kasen it's because she's so pure and anti-sex, yet sexy as hell. All the lecturing doesn't help either. Alice is in a similar boat, but less pure and more aloof, and she lives all alone in the middle of nowhere. Also dolls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 05:31:09 2015 No.14302093 >>14302065 Anything with a dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 05:32:34 2015 No.14302099 >>14302065 Why would that matter to a rapist? They're not considerate people, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 05:39:11 2015 No.14302115 >>14302099 I meant as far as being perfect, but it affects rapists, too. Straight rape is completely different from homo rape.

Anonymous Mon Nov 2 05:40:02 2015 No.14302122

>>14282787
When he said slept together, he meant, in the same room, not in a sexual way

They're seen together in some of the other canon games, not just IN, so you can assume that they like each other at least a little bit

People also ship them all the time, for what it's worth (which isn't much)

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 07:31:26 2015 No.14302435 >>14302090 For me it's partially a punitive rape: I'd ream Kasen's holes until she bled and got pregnant exactly because she's such a prude kindergarten teacher.

Anonymous Mon Nov 2 07:38:40 2015 No.14302449

>>14302435
To elaborate, she's utterly sexually unavailable despite being so sexually desirable. Even if I imagined myself as a rich, handsome bodybuilder, Kasen would still never become my bride. The resentment turns my attraction sour and makes me want to rape her instead of loving her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 08:10:34 2015 No.14302552 17 inches thats the lenght i would go to

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 04:24:05 2015 No.14306635 Alice is not for sex. Alice is for talking about dolls and having tea on a warm summerday

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 02:47:22 2015 No.14310640 File: 594 KB, 660x720, allice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14306635 Alice is for raping and sharing with /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 02:55:07 2015 No.14310661 >>14310640 Yay!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 03:43:49 2015 No.14310794 >>14306635 >>14310640 why not both

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 03:45:20 2015 No.14310795 >>14310640 Passing around Alice like she was a doll with /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 03:58:23 2015 No.14310822 >>14310640 How can you enjoy Alice with another guy's sperm clinging to your dick?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 04:04:54 2015 No.14310841 >>14310795 Gangbanging Alice with /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 04:14:28 2015 No.14310865 >>14310822 Just come on her belly instead of inside! Covering Alice's tummy with thick hot cum together with/jp/!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 04:21:45 2015 No.14310881 Now I'm horny. Give me an alice doujin /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 04:23:46 2015 No.14310889 >>14310865 I don't have a dick to cum with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 04:35:50 2015 No.14310915 >>14310889 Then you can sit on her face, humiliating Alice together with /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 04:39:17 2015 No.14310918 >>14310881 Marugoto Alice. g.e-hentai.org/g/600812/bf1e6e251b/

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 07:55:19 2015 No.14311272 >>14310822 Sloppy second are rhe best. Imagining myself pushing a tidal wave of cum out of her used-up pussy and shooting in some of my own without her even reacring anymore gets me way harder than going first and taking her virginity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 07:59:48 2015 No.14311282 >>14310822 If it's you guys I wouldn't care that much, I'd just be happy of sharing Alice with my friends!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 10:07:44 2015 No.14311572 >>14310881 That one where she is a psychotic lesbian, you know, and fucks Marisa

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 10:35:16 2015 No.14311641 >>14310822 It's my fetish anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 20:49:20 2015 No.14313675 File: 215 KB, 850x1200, 1304035576014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14287597

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 20:58:14 2015 No.14313698 >>14168887 How horrifying 2hus turn asian when they get older

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 21:11:33 2015 No.14313748 >>14313675 I want to fuck Shinki in front of Alice!

Anonymous Thu Nov 5 00:29:42 2015 No.14314486
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>>14302449
>>14302435
Exactly.
It's sad, though. Any sex with Kasen has to be rape. She'll never know happy sex, unless she breaks or something.
It's not like she's a bad person either. She's just trying to help, she doesn't deserve any abuse. But it'd be hard to find a Touhou who's got it coming more than Kasen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 00:35:06 2015 No.14314507 Kasen and Alice are rapemates!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 03:23:13 2015 No.14315106 File: 643 KB, 600x800, 42290041_big_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14314486 I'm sure there's someone out there Kasen could fall in love with and have passionate consensual sex with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 03:57:38 2015 No.14315174 >>14314507 Kasen and Alice are meat toilets for /jp/ to refresh themselves!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 04:04:41 2015 No.14315190 >>14315174 (Kasen x Alice) x /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 04:18:21 2015 No.14315229 File: 946 KB, 826x1169, kasen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14314486 i'll cuddle with her after i rape her

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 04:25:24 2015 No.14315239 >>14315106 Maybe? It's a long shot. >>14315229 That doesn't help, you know. Might even make it worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 07:36:16 2015 No.14315581 >>14315190 Operations in parentheses go first! Alice rapes Kasen and then /jp/ rapes both!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 10:48:56 2015 No.14315921 >>14315581 Alice consoling Kasen then /jp/ raping them!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 20:39:35 2015 No.14317744 >>14314507 Which girl breaks first, provided they are raped by one man at a time?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 20:47:28 2015 No.14317785 >>14317744 Alice. Kasen's mind is strong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 22:36:55 2015 No.14318146 >>14317744 Both at the sametime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 22:47:34 2015 No.14318169 >>14318146 One has to go at least a little sooner then the other. Gotta have that money shot of the sane looking at the insane.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 22:51:33 2015 No.14318175 >>14318169 Are there any doujins or anything with this? I didn't know I wanted this until literally right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 5 22:56:25 2015 No.14318190 >>14318175 That happens a lot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 13:02:08 2015 No.14319929 >>14318175 Mindbreak is about as stupid as ntr.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 14:57:39 2015 No.14320283 >>14170908 What this Dojinshi ???

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 15:03:34 2015 No.14320296 >>14319929 No argument here. Broken toys are no fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 15:18:35 2015 No.14320339 >>14318175 Almost every mindbreak manga featuring more than one girl

Anonymous Fri Nov 6 15:41:06 2015 No.14320411
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>>14319929
I personally enjoy more the lovey dovey sex with a very willing girl. I suppose that it requires a certain type of personality to enjoy rape oriented works. Although rape in doujin can barely be called rape, since the victim always ends up enjoying it.

In the end, it is just bad writing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 16:00:01 2015 No.14320451 >>14320283 [Shironegiya] Netorare Alice

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 7 09:59:19 2015 No.14323701 >>14320411 >always ends up enjoying it Says every vanillafag ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 7 18:32:57 2015 No.14325749 >>14323701 Sorry, what?

Anonymous Sat Nov 7 19:00:01 2015 No.14325838
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>>14323701
Tell me how many hardcore doujins go like this:

「チ○ポなんかに絶対に負けないんだから！(ｷﾘｯ」→「ちんぽには勝てなかったよ…」

Remember that doujin about Komachi being forced to work as a whore by Johnny? Johnny was actually honest enough to have Komachi not enjoy the experience in any way, and end it with her sobbing in the darkness. Guess what happened? Plenty of dorks begged him to give it a happier ending.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 7 20:29:45 2015 No.14326193 >>14325749 He's talking out of his ass; a common trait amongst vanillafags.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 7 20:49:07 2015 No.14326284 >>14326193 But he's right, for the most part.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 8 13:16:12 2015 No.14329086 >>14302090 >less pure She performs for kids in the village.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 8 14:54:03 2015 No.14329431 >>14329086 I mean she's more likely to have had sex at some point than Kasen, and probably isn't as totally unable to deal with it as her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 02:17:43 2015 No.14331810 >>14329431 Hermits are bad by definition. She's just trying to make up for her slutty younger years.

Anonymous Mon Nov 9 05:38:26 2015 No.14332280 [DELETED]

Alice fans, we need your help. Ideología Inversa, a Youtube channel that analyzes Touhou characters through canon material/stories, are calling for votes in the comment section to determine on which girl they are going to focus to make the next video. Their videos are really funny and even take the official manga and old games into consideration. Unfortunately they're just available in Spanish as for now, but if you manage to understand what they are saying, you'll a great time watching them. Please, make your voice be heard.
youtube.com/watch?v=3LBA-X7z1MY

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 10:43:02 2015 No.14332888 >>14332280 >he's still spamming his channel

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