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wich 2hu wud u luv

>> No.14252779
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Certainly not that bitch of a Reimu.

>> No.14252782
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kanakp

>> No.14252787

I will never understand why the question doesn't have the word "wouldn't" in it instead of "would".

>> No.14252795
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>> No.14252806
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Defininetly Yuuka.

>> No.14252873
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Okuu is the only girl for me.

>> No.14252883

There's no 2hu I "wud" love.
But I DO love my waifu.

>> No.14252907
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I used to think Ran, then I realized Ran obeys Yukari, therefore Yukari is 2 for 1.
Yukari.

>> No.14253235
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I love Sakuya so much that I want to be her.

I'd have sex with most 2hus though. Yuuka and Satori most significantly for that.

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>> No.14253373
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>>14252787
Love is shared between one man and one 2hu, anon. Don't be a slut.

>> No.14253381

>>14252907
And you forgot chen, thats a 3 for 1 deal

>> No.14253955
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I want to love and care of Kosuzu as she slowly turns into a terrible monster.

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one and only one

>> No.14254038
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>>14252768
mokou needs my lovin

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>>14252768
Tojiko

I would make this ghost my wife.

>> No.14254403
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Alice, because she's Alice., though I think
>>14254038
would make a great partner too.

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>> No.14254547
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i wud luv the bug

>> No.14254625
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I can't choose, can I love all of them?

>> No.14254640

>>14254625
hidoi yo

>> No.14254645
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>> No.14254663
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I'm going to marry Tenshi. Wish me luck.

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>>14252768
You, Reimu!

>> No.14255090
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Marisa is LOVE!

>> No.14255773

Meiling, obviously

>> No.14255781
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I want to confess my love to Marisa!

>> No.14255819
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>>14255773
Great choice, friend.

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>>14252768
Near Earth Extra Terrestrial

>> No.14258784

The meme wolf girl

>> No.14258797
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>>14258784

>> No.14258809
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>>14254403
she'd without a doubt be better than kaguya

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>>14258809
y-you take that back!

>> No.14258889
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14258889

Always and forever.

>> No.14259314
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I'd love and cherish her!

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I don't even have to confess because she can read my mind!

>> No.14259652

>>14259645
I'm sure she'd appreciate it if you tried vocalizing it, though.

>> No.14259670

>>14259652
But I'm not good with words.

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>>14259645
But what happens when she reads your mind and finds all that porn that you've seen of her?

>> No.14259701

>>14259686
Well, she can only read surface thoughts so purity is essential!

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>>14259701
But what happens if you see her and a lewd thought slips out?

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>>14252768
Elf girls are the best.

>> No.14260376
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The lovely little lady of Knowledge!

>> No.14260469
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kasen Ibaraki (or maybe the otari behind)

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>>14252768
I'd cook for her every day.

>> No.14261118
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The perfect 2hu!

>> No.14262012
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I love Flan!

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I would marry Yukari so hard, you have no idea.

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>> No.14262613

>>14261118
aggred

>> No.14263039

What is sex with a 2hu like?

>> No.14263066
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Okuu is my wife!

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I want to marry Wriggle!

>> No.14263151

>>14263039
Pure and loving, yet violent and often fatal.

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She's so lovely.

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I love Patchy!

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I'm glad no one's claimed Nitori yet, because she's mine!

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>>14253373
Yes, but the question doesn't ask you to select one, just whether you would love one. I would not be opposed to loving any one of the majority of them.

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>>14263694
This engineer was built for sex!

>Select all images with pizza.
Captcha gets it

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I love Yukarin! I really do!

>> No.14263997
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The purest maiden of course

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>>14262235
>>14263939
>>14263997
Yukarifags unite!

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14264111

Why nobody said Hijiri-sama ? Am I the only one who loves Hijiri-sama ?

>> No.14264284
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>>14264111
Second priority.

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>>14264111
I love Hijirin more than I love anyone else, but she's my mom! I can't marry mom!

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14264663

Kurenai Misuzu muh fave Chinaman

>> No.14264684 [DELETED] 

>>14264663
Looks like an intense game of Hallrunner!

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>>14264663
What are they playing, Hallrunner?

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>>14252768
bigger question is

which 2hu would love me

;_;

>> No.14266354
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>>14258885
make me neet

>> No.14266355
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>>14264855
no one would love you

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>>14266355
It's true.

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>>14266358

>> No.14266379
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Reimu's expression when I confess my love to her.

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>>14266379

>> No.14266393

>>14266379
>>14266389
How are you supposed to win Reimu's heart?

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>>14266393
Pic related

>> No.14266539

>>14266379
>>14266389
>>14266393
Persistence. Take it from those acquaintances of hers who know her best. To break her shell you must be a constant fixture in her life or else she'll forget you readily. Don't be discouraged by her scornful eyes. This means she at least acknowledges you rather than looking past you. Take every opportunity to drop by the Hakurei Shrine. Despite her greed she enjoys simple pleasures and leisurely activities. She'd rather spend a day lazing about the shrine drinking tea or booze than shopping in the Human Village. Try plying her with food and drink in private. It'll get her to open up to you. Listen to her gripes. She's also relatively naive about sexual and romantic matters. It a. doesn't concern her, it never has and b. she's never had anyone to explain the birds and bees. The only male she's had regular contact with is Rinnosuke (not a threat, he's bro and has his eyes set on girls who aren't somewhat like family or at least friends of family). So finally, you push the issue. Don't be afraid to make a move. It will leave her flustered and curious about these new feelings and about going further. She is yours.

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>>14266539
Thanks, Kasen!

>> No.14270553

>>14252768
The same you love! You can watch if you want to!

>> No.14270575
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Yuugi

Oni would make perfect wives

>> No.14271805

Would you flirt with the miko or the witch?

Those two are the only attainable ones, you know.

>> No.14272278
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>>14266539
Thanks anon. I will arm myself with this knowledge for when I cross over. Wish me luck!

>> No.14276130
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Unzan.

>> No.14280911

>>14276130
gay

>> No.14284955

>>14252768
The sexiest.

>> No.14289546

>>14284955
who's that.

>> No.14289608
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would you marry an ice fairy?

>> No.14289625

>>14289608
Never in a million years

>> No.14289850
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Reimu of course

>> No.14290102

>>14263997
best doujin

>> No.14290264
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I'd help this witch with her research, go look for rare mushrooms togheter, and clean up our messy little house while she's out robbing Patchouli

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>>14252768
I'll let Remilia gently drink some blood from my neck while carefully massaging her wings

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trypophobia is best fetish
I want to give this frog a backrub

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>>14293707

>> No.14294117

All the 2hus%%, but Kasen is the best%%.

>> No.14294120

>>14270575
>>14294117 agrees with you.

>> No.14294914

>>14261118

you're right!

>> No.14294953 [DELETED] 

Reimu is bestest waifu!

And...

>> No.14294958
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Reimu is bestest waifu!

And...

>> No.14294964
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>>14294958
And...

Tenshi is another bestest waifu!

>> No.14295050
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>>14253381
>And you forgot chen, thats a 3 for 1 deal
I didnt forget. I just love Chen differently. She exists to do cute things while being cute.
Ran and Yukari exist for rough sex with both of them.

Prove me wrong.

>> No.14295156

>>14293707
That would be trypophilia

>> No.14295179

>>14262012
whatafuckjman thaqt looks she had a really big heaad and a small body with a dr4e3ss

>> No.14297002

>>14295179
It's just her head
Calm down easy

>> No.14299221
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This one.

>> No.14303938

Every 2hu is lovable.

>> No.14304244
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I would give Ran all of my love!

>> No.14307782

I already Love Alice.

>> No.14311029
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Marisa

>> No.14311104

>>14272278
How will you do so?

>> No.14312592
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>>14311104
The same way all of us jaypees eventually go

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ITT everyone saying mainstream girls.

Sanae is where it's at.

>> No.14321002

>>14318806
>Sanae is where it's at.

As if Sanae isn't a mainstream choice. Not saying that she's a bad choice, but don't pretend like you're so city-sect for choosing Sanae

>> No.14321009

>>14321002
Shit, I meant high class, not city sect.
Been reading so much yukkuri stories that it's degrading my already feeble mind

>> No.14321108

I guess I'll ask it here.

Why did Reimu go from long hair, to short hair, to longish hair again? Was Zun just bored?

>> No.14321145

>>14321108
Hair grows and can be cut

>> No.14321170

>>14312592
I can just imagine some /jp/ death cult going out jamestown style

>> No.14321208

>>14321170
The only problem is
Are there enough 2hus for all of us?

>> No.14325837

>>14321208
Man, I'd love too see all /jp/sies actually going to gensokyo after death. And then beating each other up over 'their' respective waifus

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>>14252768
ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ

>> No.14329925

>>14325837
>>14321208
I'd just settle for Medicine Melancholy. No one even knows she exists.

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