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No, she might laugh at my cumstains and skidmarks

>>14140958
Wipe yourself properly you disgusting creep.

Remilia will never order Sakuya to help you keep your libido at bay because of how its distracting you from performing properly as the head butler.

And Sakuya will never let you have a quickie with her so you stop bothering, nor will call you a disgusting pig and a filthy bastard during the act with a scornful look on her face, while encouraging you to cum already and let her continue working.


I want to breed Sakuya everyday like an animal in heat and make lots of healthy thralls to serve the Remimi!

>>14140991
Yeah, like that.

>>14141026
That's hot dude

sure why not, she's probably good at it

>>14140951
If I get that view every time, then yes. I would also hire this gatekeeper.

I wonder if Sakuya wasn't in TH15 because it would reveal her connection to Eirin, which ZUN wanted to keep secret for now. He probably planned it that way.

>>14141135
He didn't even remember that the last time he was asked about it.

>>14141081
Funny post, dude

>>14141135

Naw, she was just busy cleaning the SDM or doing some other mundane task that Remilia was having her do at the time.

>>14141135
It was ZUN just wanting to revitalize the Eientei household. After all, the story demanded someone from Eientei to make a move.

And as Sanae is staple heroine now, it would be excessive to get 5 routes.


Sakuya deciding to stop resolving incidents and focusing on being a maid its just the excuse to not include her. (Can someone help me where did she said this, I can't remember)

>>14141135
I wonder if Zun will ever reveal Sakuyas mysterious past, it's such a big part of her character and would in a way be somewhat sad if that got taken away.(But it's also sad if we never get to know her past)

>>14141222
I also remember Zun saying something like that, something like: "Sakuya had no reason to be involved in this incident and was therefor not a playable character in this game" or something.

Can't find anything about it though.

>>14140951
I would kinda feel honored if Sakuya did my laundry. I would imagine every article of clothing, towels, wash cloths, blankets, etc., to be perfectly cleaned, pressed, folded and smell as fresh as the mountain air.

>>14140951
Would she wash my cumsocks?

>>14140951
>tfw no waifu to do your laundry

>>14141135
Sakuya herself doesn't have any connection to Eirin. If you're talking about how "Eirin was surprised at Sakuya" from her IN profile, it's generally understood that it's because her name is similar to Konohana-Sakuyahime, whom she would be very familiar with.

>>14141833
I had a cubby underneath my childhood bed where I kept my crusty old cumsocks. Never washed, just thrown in there to dry and be used again. I can just imagine Sakuya finding this treasure trove. She nearly passes out from the stench of hundreds of loads of dried semen, but she can't because she knows she has a job to do. Soaking the socks removes some of the crust, but not even bleach can remove the ungodly smell and the patches of yellow discoloration. No matter what she tries, she cannot restore the socks to their former glory. After many long hours of fruitless toil, she is forced to swallow her pride as a maid, confronting me with a cumsock in her hand and tears in her eyes. "Why can't you just use the toilet," she pleads. I yell at her. "How do you expect me to enjoy myself when I'm on the toilet? It's your own fault for not cleaning them earlier! You are no longer my maid, get out of my sight!" My words hit her like the biting winds against the branches of an exposed tree when they blow to the east in the last days of winter. She falls to her knees, unable to control the hot tears now gliding down her face. I can't believe it. "What are you doing? I told you to GET OUT!" She reaches out to my leg, her hand trembling, her head shaking erratically. "No, please, you can't fire me. Please, I'll do anything!" I pause for a moment to look at her face, normally so pretty and fair, now flushed red and covered with tears. "Anything?" I repeat the word slowly as I lick my lips.

>>14141026
No! More likely she'll be the one forcing it while you're trying to get back to work.

>>14140951
No, she will laugh at my cumstains on my blanket

what if she SNIFFS it

I think that OP's pic is not anatomically correct. The gap between the thighs is too severe.

Of 'course I would.

>>14140951
Only if she let me do HER laundry.

>>14144827
What will Sakuya-chan do when the new young butler of the mansion can't focus on his work?
She should take responsibility for being so distracting

>>14140951
No, last time I hung my laundry outside to dry there were wasps on the clothes.

Only if she has big boobs.

I want to be Sakuya's shota lover and kiss her a lot

Why do all the gays dress up like Sakuya for their lewd acts?

WHAT DO

>>14148087
danmaku up the butt

>>14148087
caved!

>>14148087
Why isn't she squatting? She's going to ruin her back if she keeps doing that.

>>14148110
Sakuya is flexible.

>>14148087

>>14148087
How are we not able to see any pantsu!? What the fuck!!

>>14151965
No matter how she moves, you cannot see the inside.

>>14151965
It would be very unladylike of her to show her pantsu, that's why you will never see them.

>>14148016
Because my boyfriend likes it.

Walking in on Sakuya BUTT NAKED! Sorry!

>>14148016
Maid fetish, obviously. I would do the exact same for that reason if I could pull off the look.

>>14157968
S-Sorry!
*closes door*
*stays with naked Sakuya*

>>14160671
But there are better 2hus to crossplay as.

>>14148016
>Why do all the gays dress up like Sakuya for their lewd acts?
source?

In what way to you show your appreciation for Sakuya?

Do you buy merchandises or something else perhaps?

>>14161714
https://mega.nz/#F!L1pWyKbB!gFAMQvkTfxf5RM44zgnFeg

>>14140951
I have this thread in my thread watcher, and it says "Would you let Sakuya do you"

Lewd!

>>14140991
will you do it for me?

:3

>>14161714
http://www.mediafire.com/download/iotlhm1h1v3o3ay/MoreJPfun.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/download/tzpwvg30xppmst5/SakuyaXMomijir.zip

That sad realization when you know that you will never go on a date with Sakuya.

>>14148087
>>14151613

>>14140951
I'd let anyone do my laundry

>>14141026
Citizen, that sounds dangerously secondary. If my re-indoctrination module was installed, I'd take care of that [profane copypasta] for you.

>>14143289

under-rated post. Aside from everything else it pretty much hits the nail on the head vis-a-vis any NEET or Otaku allowing a maid into their house. The shame of our daily existence just cannot be borne.

Scratch that; I doubt anyone on 4chan could allow a maid into their house, period, not just us NEETs. Witness Shower Knife guy.